[03:19] <K3nto> hey seveas
[03:19] <K3nto> sorry that link was supposed to be in a PM window
[03:34] <Mez> apokryphos, around?
[03:43] <elkbuntu> !tor | xerxeslol
[03:43] <ubotu> xerxeslol: The #ubuntu channel and related channels ban users joining from anonymous gateways like tor/silenceisdefeat/cgi:irc because the abuse:useful ratio is close to infinity:nothing -- project cloaks will let you join, otherwise you should simply not use an anonymizer.
[03:43] <ubotu> Attention tor users.  You may think you are anonymous, but you are not.  Please visit http://tor.unixgu.ru/ and see for yourself.   Please evaluate your need to use tor here on irc.  If you wish anonymity, Freenode offers cloaks of many different types. http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#cloaks
[03:47] <Mez> why did eck just use the !ops?
[03:48] <Hobbsee> because of xerxas, who may be a troll
[03:48] <Hobbsee> or just an idiot.
[03:48] <elkbuntu> or both
[03:48] <Mez> *shrugs*
 wtf is irc? <-- that is a troll trademark
[03:50] <Hobbsee> yup
[03:51] <Hobbsee> i liked the "how do i get to the start menu to open mspaint"
[03:51] <elkbuntu> hehe
[05:26] <arrenlex> If I promise not to run any more bots in #ubuntu, can I be unbanned?
[05:27] <nalioth> when were you banned?
[05:27] <arrenlex> Midday?
[05:28] <nalioth> oh, for the bot thing
[05:28] <nalioth> right?
[05:28] <arrenlex> Yep.
[05:28] <arrenlex> Midday is kind of arbitrary, isn't it. Four-five hours ago/
[05:28] <arrenlex> .
[05:28] <nalioth> it'll come off tomorry around some arbitrary time frame
[06:49] <Seveas> nalioth, not if I have my way
[06:50] <Seveas> people who run bots in there know damn well that's bad
[06:50] <nalioth> so keep the bot out
[06:59] <PuMpErNiCkLe> Keeping the bot and the noob out is unethical?
[08:37] <mneptok> !fserv offer
[08:37] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about fserv offer - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[08:37] <mneptok> dude, i want my juarez
[08:38] <mneptok> more warez offerbots for #ubuntu !
[08:41] <mneptok> 02:40 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- The channel [#ubuntu-warez]  is now registered under your nickname.
[08:42] <elkbuntu> rofl
[08:43] <elkbuntu> !warez | mneptok
[08:43] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about warez - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[08:43] <elkbuntu> aww
[08:45] <SportChick> hehe elkbuntu
[08:48] <jenk3m> is ubuntu gonna start shipping with lolifox
[11:18] <omegabeta> Question : Seveas wont auto-add the bot.. unless I'm forgetting something.. what is the command?
[11:19] <apokryphos> omegabeta: eh?
[11:20] <fdoving> auto-add?
[11:20] <omegabeta> fdoving: correct
[11:20] <apokryphos> omegabeta: what do you mean?
[11:20] <fdoving> i don't understand what that is.
[11:20] <fdoving> auto-join to a channel?
[11:21] <omegabeta> Nevermind, I'll go ahead and read it up on the wiki :P
[11:21] <omegabeta> Yes the channel
[11:21] <apokryphos> omegabeta: no Ubuntu bots join any channels without the bot owner's/IRC operator's express command
[11:23] <Seveas> @pity mneptok
[11:23] <Seveas> Bwaha, I found this in my pm:
 Are you god?
[11:24] <GazzaK> hahaa
[11:25] <GazzaK> so, are you?  'cos if so, I'm stuffed... :-)
[11:26] <Seveas> of course I am
[11:28] <GazzaK> damnit, I'm gonna go to hell then
[11:55] <Seveas> GazzaK, neh, hell is where mneptok is
[11:55] <Seveas> I'll keep you far away from him
[11:56] <Hobbsee> sounds about right
[11:57] <GazzaK> why is mneptok in hell, is he there just to make it horrid for others?
[11:58] <Seveas> yes
[11:58] <GazzaK> ahhh
[11:58] <GazzaK> makes sense I suppose
[11:58] <GazzaK> how ya feeling now Seveas ?
[11:58] <Seveas> better
[11:58] <GazzaK> goody
[11:58] <Seveas> have to kill a colleague though
[11:59] <Seveas> but that's ok
[11:59] <GazzaK> why?  (youtube the killing)
[11:59] <Seveas> his stupid mistakes meant I had to work last night
[11:59] <Seveas> and if I say stupid, I mean horribly stupid
[12:01] <GazzaK> oh dear, use pliers
[12:01] <elkbuntu> describe the stupidity?
[12:02] <Seveas> elkbuntu, can't do
[12:02] <GazzaK> why?  will it make you cry?
[12:02] <Seveas> among other things
[12:03] <elkbuntu> does said idiot still have a job?
[12:03] <Hobbsee> for the safety of humanity, Seveas cant tell
[12:03] <Seveas> said person is not an idiot
[12:03] <Seveas> this mistake was just subtle and stupid
[12:03] <elkbuntu> hehe
[12:03] <GazzaK> don't forget to breath Seveas
[12:04] <GazzaK> I can feel the heat of anger here!!!
[12:04] <GazzaK> oh no, thats just my laptop fan :p
[12:04] <GazzaK> Seveas, that excites me
[12:04] <GazzaK> i'll shh now
[12:04] <Seveas> good
[12:05] <Seveas> say hi to Tom from me
[12:05] <GazzaK> he says hi back
[12:27] <Tm_T> Gender? Doesn't matter when you're chopped in boiling pot.
[12:27] <elkbuntu> depends if you like the thought of eating another mans .... *cough*
[12:28] <Tm_T> I've heard it's healthy.
[12:28] <Tm_T> Another mans? Who's another?
[12:30] <elkbuntu> Tm_T, well. if you chop and boil a man to boil them for soup, this would involve their reproductive region
[12:31] <Tm_T> elkbuntu: That's only a man then, no another.
[12:31] <elkbuntu> you're saying you're also female?
[12:31] <Tm_T> Hmm, nope.
[12:32] <Tm_T> But we non-humans dislike been called as man.
[12:32] <elkbuntu> ha
[12:55] <jnewit> Hi, I have some questions on how to install ubuntu using instlux, can someone give me some advice?
[12:55] <apokryphos> !support | jnewit
[12:55] <ubotu> jnewit: For your support options, see http://www.ubuntu.com/support For IRC support, join #ubuntu / #kubuntu / #xubuntu etc
[12:55] <elkbuntu> jnewit, this isnt the support channel. you were forwarded here because you're using cgi:irc, which is heavily abused by trolls
[12:55] <elkbuntu> !tor | jnewit
[12:55] <ubotu> jnewit: The #ubuntu channel and related channels ban users joining from anonymous gateways like tor/silenceisdefeat/cgi:irc because the abuse:useful ratio is close to infinity:nothing -- project cloaks will let you join, otherwise you should simply not use an anonymizer.
[12:56] <ubotu> Attention tor users.  You may think you are anonymous, but you are not.  Please visit http://tor.unixgu.ru/ and see for yourself.   Please evaluate your need to use tor here on irc.  If you wish anonymity, Freenode offers cloaks of many different types. http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#cloaks
[12:56] <elkbuntu> unfortunately there's no staffers listed in '/stats p' at the moment
[12:56] <jnewit> oh, alright
[12:57] <jnewit> I guess i'll hold off on installing
[12:57] <elkbuntu> jnewit, you could try the forums until then
[12:57] <elkbuntu> !forums
[12:57] <ubotu> The Ubuntu forums can be found at http://www.ubuntuforums.org. There is also a channel on IRC Freenode #ubuntuforums.
[12:57] <jnewit> okay, thank you
[12:59] <apokryphos> Spoke to the dev on the weekend; nice guy and great project :)
[12:59] <apokryphos> lightning talks at fosdem do get you good publicity :)
[01:14] <elkbuntu> Hobbsee, I know how! I just don't want to! Gimme a better way! ;)
[01:14] <Hobbsee> haha
[01:14] <Hobbsee> yes
[02:52] <elkbuntu> Seveas, nalioth? can one of you give #ubuntu-locoteams an ubotu? *pout* pweeeeese?
[02:53] <Seveas> why?
[02:54] <Seveas> %join #ubuntu-locoteams
[02:54] <elkbuntu> because we just tried to use it and it wasnt there :
[02:54] <Hobbsee> hehe
[02:54] <Hobbsee> good reaosn
[05:49] <nalioth> Seveas: your last bannee was klined
[05:50] <nalioth> he was making the rounds
[05:50] <Seveas> not surprising
[05:51] <nalioth> offering people money to DOS
[06:12] <fdoving> how much? :)
[06:14] <nalioth> fdoving: he was klined before he could make you an offer you couldn't refuse, i guess
[06:15] <fdoving> :)
[08:21] <Seveas> @pity fdoving
[08:22] <fdoving> :)
[08:49] <ikonia> anyone awake ?
[08:54] <zylche> @lart Seveas
[08:54] <zylche> Thanks, but despite my country I don't actually speak gaelic...
[09:05] <Seveas> zylche, what's up?
[09:05] <Seveas> ikonia, yes
[09:06] <ikonia> Seveas: not important, found the information. Not to worry
[09:06] <ikonia> sorry to distrub
[09:06] <zylche> That depends on your definition of up, your mood, and other things....
[09:10] <GazzaK> zylche, other things <me gets interested>
[09:11] <zylche> direction/mood/events/stats
[09:12] <GazzaK> awww, boring :p
[09:13] <zylche> :P
[10:12] <Seveas> !ops
[10:12] <ubotu> Help! Mez, LjL, elkbuntu, imbrandon, DBO, gnomefreak, Hobbsee, rob, ompaul, Madpilot, Burgundavia, Seveas, CarlK, crimsun, ajmitch, tritium, Nalioth, thoreauputic, apokryphos or tonyyarusso
[10:12] <Seveas> possible incoming in #ubuntu
[10:14] <thedcm> wondering why I am banned from #ubuntu
[10:15] <Seveas> bcause we don't like obnoxious people
[10:16] <thedcm> I was banned because somebody said that I was going to flood the channel
[10:16] <thedcm> rofl
[10:16] <thedcm> I didnt even say that
[10:17] <thedcm> we just disagreed in #politics
[10:20] <GazzaK> nice fella
[10:20] <Vorian> woah!
[10:21] <Seveas> thedcm is now sending me pings all the time
[10:21] <Seveas> we can consider this ban to last for a while
[10:21] <GazzaK> i'd say
[10:22] <ikonia> ha ha ha
[10:22] <Seveas> --- Received a CTCP PING 2663392827 from thedcm
[10:22] <Seveas> --- Received a CTCP PING 2663642827 from thedcm
[10:22] <Seveas> --- Received a CTCP PING 2663955327 from thedcm
[10:22] <Seveas> --- Received a CTCP PING 2664236577 from thedcm
[10:22] <Seveas> --- Received a CTCP PING 2664517827 from thedcm
[10:22] <Seveas> --- Received a CTCP PING 2664908452 from thedcm
[10:22] <ikonia> interesting CTCP message
[10:22] <Seveas> about a gazillion now
[10:22] <ikonia> why do they do that
[10:22] <GazzaK> Seveas, network wide ban?
[10:22] <Seveas> GazzaK, I can't do that
[10:22] <GazzaK> ikonia, normally they are 12
[10:22] <Seveas> nalioth can
[10:22] <ikonia> whats the point of coming in to just be offensive - bad language / racist etc etc
[10:22] <Seveas> ikonia, beats me
[10:22] <Seveas> people are stupid
[10:23] <ikonia> I can understand having a row with someone as you can get carried away - but just coming in to cause trouble sort of seems pointless
[10:23] <ikonia> as you know the ban is coming
[10:23] <GazzaK> he's american... ( /me hides )
[10:23] <Vorian> GazzaK, :P
[10:23] <GazzaK> that was really bad of me to say that
[10:23] <ikonia> he's in ubuntu-f1 now
[10:23] <ikonia> fr
[10:23] <ikonia> ubuntu-fi now
[10:24] <ikonia> he was
[10:24] <Seveas> being annoying or just visiting?
[10:24] <ikonia> dunno came in then left quick, I assumed banned
[10:25] <SportChick> Seveas: you talking about thedcm?
[10:25] <Amaranth> he is in channels for a couple different distros
[10:25] <Amaranth> i think just a general troll
[10:25] <Amaranth> funny that he thinks he can CTCP PING you off the network or something
[10:25] <Seveas> SportChick, yes
[10:25] <ikonia> pooh ubuntu-uk now
[10:26] <Seveas> SportChick, I don't think he's annoying enough for a k-line yet but he's working on it
[10:26] <Amaranth> Seveas: needed in -uk
[10:26] <SportChick> Seveas: nope, but I'm keeping an eye
[10:26] <GazzaK> Seveas, he is in #ubuntu-uk now
[10:26] <BearPerson> Amaranth, theoretically, you can
[10:27] <Amaranth> SportChick: he is pinging the channel
[10:27] <SportChick> Amaranth: yes, I see
[10:27] <Amaranth> SportChick: do you have CTCP blocked?
[10:27] <ikonia> he's flooding uk
[10:28] <Seveas> SportChick, attack! :)
[10:28] <SportChick> he's off now
[10:28] <SportChick> Seveas: is he on another of your channels? :)
[10:29] <Amaranth>  [thedcm]  #tapthru #politics #mepis #suse #haiku ##linux
[10:29] <Seveas> if he channelpings in a channel where I'm op he gets autokicked
[10:30] <GazzaK> Seveas, can you pop into #tapthru ???
[10:30] <GazzaK> (please)
[10:32] <GazzaK> arghhh, I hate people like that
[10:33] <GazzaK> thanks for popping in Seveas
[10:37] <SportChick> Seveas: got a second?
[10:37] <Seveas> sure
[10:37] <SportChick> pm?
[10:37] <Seveas> ok
[10:59] <GazzaK> is anything happening re: thedcm?
[11:00] <Seveas> no idea
[11:19] <ikonia> I think they have just give him a talking to
[11:19] <ikonia> to be honest, as long as it stops him it doesn't matter, but I think flooding 12 channels with over 1000+ unaware users with racist comments is a bit much
[11:20] <ikonia> but as long as they stop him, should be enough
[11:20] <ikonia> seems to be chatting quite politly now in other channels