[12:32] <SportChick> Seveas: you around still?
[12:33] <Seveas> SportChick, yes
[12:44] <elkbuntu> SportChick, still around? please see PM :)
[12:44] <SportChick> elkbuntu: please respond :)
[12:45] <elkbuntu> hehe
[01:43] <Seveas> Vorian, no. ubugtu only joins devel channels now
[01:43] <Vorian> Ok Seveas :)
[01:43] <Vorian> I thought you would be sleeping.
[01:51] <PriceChild> * PriceChild sets ban on vexati0n!*@*!#ubuntu-read-topic
[01:51] <PriceChild> I set that right didn't I?
[04:07] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-bots, Where|here said: ubotu: What is X?
[04:10] <PriceChild> !bot > Where|here
[04:16] <ubotu> In ubotu, Where|here said: life is like a bowl of cherries
[04:17] <ubotu> In ubotu, Where|here said: kynaptic is an APT frontend used in older versions of Kubuntu. Adept is now used instead.
[04:56] <PriceChild> Woo... my forward I attempted earlier worked :)
[04:56] <Hobbsee> yay!
[04:57] <PriceChild> only one person d/c from a DCC... madness... although it was an odd DCC...
[05:41] <SportChick> gj PriceChild
[05:41] <PriceChild> SportChick, ?
[05:42] <SportChick> 20:56:28 <+PriceChild> Woo... my forward I attempted earlier worked :)
[05:42] <PriceChild> ah hehe thanks :)
[05:42] <SportChick> Hobbsee!!
[05:42] <PriceChild> I've had to undo the amazingly well crafter forward now though as he fixed it :(
[05:42] <Hobbsee> :D
[05:42] <SportChick> PriceChild: hehe
[05:42] <mneptok> "continues," too.
[05:44] <Hobbsee> hi mneptok - seen planet?
[05:48] <mneptok> Hobbsee: Stephan Hermann?
[05:48] <Hobbsee> mneptok: yeah.  and the guy who apologised on behalf of him
[05:48] <mneptok> hehehe
[05:48] <Hobbsee> mneptok: what do you think my response should be to it?
[05:48] <mneptok> Hobbsee: do you feel stalked^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hloved?
[05:49] <Hobbsee> mneptok: heh.  actually, i feel more stalked by my creepy boss!
[05:50] <Hobbsee> heya Madpilot
[05:50] <mneptok> while we're on the subject, could you open the living room curtains just a *wee* bit more? i can't see the sofa.
[05:50] <Madpilot> evening Hobbsee
[05:51] <Hobbsee> mneptok: hah.
[05:51] <mneptok> yet.
[05:51] <Hobbsee> heh
[05:51] <mneptok> dunh dunh DUUUUUUUNH!
[05:53] <mneptok> "I for one, don't understand why more FOXY HOT LADIES with SUPER BIG BOOBIES and HIGH TOLERANCE FOR POOR SOCIAL SKILLS aren't involved in FLOSS projects."
[05:53] <mneptok> gee, what a mystery.
[05:55] <Hobbsee> haha
[05:55] <Hobbsee> you know, mneptok, i hate to think about what would happen if you blogged on planet
[05:58] <mneptok> http://www.centerce.org/BIBL266/FourHorsemen.JPG
[05:58] <mneptok> *shrug*
[06:27] <Madpilot> mneptok, just read planet.u.c, figured out where your 'high tolerance for poor social skills' comment came from... gah...
[06:28] <Madpilot> Hobbsee, if you ever meet Mr. Hermann and employ the Pointy Stick of Doooom on him, please post photos of the event for the rest of us. ;)
[06:29] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: heh
[06:30] <elkbuntu> Madpilot, pray tell, can you remember if there'd been a female on planet.u.c prior to me?
[06:31] <Madpilot> elkbuntu, yeah, there's the Chinese woman - can't remember her name right now, she doesn't post very often.
[06:31] <mneptok> Hobbsee: sorry, i'm dumping you for Mirjam. she has graphs.
[06:31] <PriceChild> elkbuntu, You're on p.u.c? :P
[06:31] <mneptok> Madpilot: Amy Jiang
[06:31] <elkbuntu> Madpilot, amy jiang joined after i did
[06:31] <Madpilot> elkbuntu, did she? You might have been the first, then.
[06:31] <elkbuntu> <1mth after
[06:32] <Hobbsee> mneptok: heh.  good luck with that
[06:32] <elkbuntu> when i joined there were 0 women
[06:32] <Hobbsee> elkbuntu: was likely the earliest, yes
[06:32] <elkbuntu> Hobbsee, yet he finally notices females on the planet now with you an mirjam
[06:33] <mneptok> Mirjam, i see the hidden messages in your bar graphs professing your undying love for me.
[06:33] <Madpilot> Hobbsee, want me to redo your planet hackergotchi to just be your head, no background, like most of the other p.u.c hackergotchis?
[06:33] <mneptok> I SEE THEM!
[06:33] <Hobbsee> elkbuntu: yes, seems so
[06:33] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: imbrandon did a shocking attempt - it doesn actually work too well, as my hair is down most of the time.
[06:34] <Hobbsee> so getting rid of my hair ends up getting rid of most of my face :P
[06:34] <Madpilot> you wind up looking scalped?
[06:34] <elkbuntu> i still recognised you from it!
[06:34] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: yep :P
[06:34] <mneptok> elkbuntu: you give off that "if you look at me like that, i'll grind your organs into a nutritious paste" vibe.
[06:34] <PriceChild> If I cut mine off "properly" it makes me look fat with a HUGE double chin...
[06:34] <Hobbsee> elkbuntu: yeah, amazing that.  mind you, there werent many for you to pick from of who it could ahve been :P
[06:34] <elkbuntu> PriceChild, imbrandon's attempt made her all nose and mouth :
[06:35] <Madpilot> Hobbsee, head+neck 'gotchi should keep most of your hair visible - cut you off at the neckline of your shirt, basically.
[06:35] <Madpilot> something closer to Jono's pic
[06:35] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: i dont mind.  you're free to, if you want, but i do like that pic too :P
[06:35] <mneptok> Madpilot: with beard?
[06:36] <Madpilot> mneptok, probably  not. Sorry.
[06:36] <mneptok> pffft.
[06:39] <mneptok> Hobbsee: FYI, if i *was* on p.u.c, my blog post would be, "Dear Sarah Hobbes, I know where babies come from. HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! kthxbye."
[06:39] <Hobbsee> mneptok: hah.
[06:39] <Hobbsee> oh dear.
[06:40] <mneptok> i'll bet you kiss BOYS on the MOUTH!
[06:40] <mneptok> EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
[06:40] <elkbuntu> hmm...
[06:41] <mneptok> hmm. missed saving throw. now i'm blind.
[06:42] <mneptok> elkbuntu likes boys!
[06:45] <elkbuntu> * malt^ (n=maltysha@dynamic-acs-24-144-240-89.zoominternet.net) has joined #ubuntu-meeting
 ello from poland
 anyone from boardman?
[06:45] <elkbuntu> did anyone see that in -meeting
[06:46] <elkbuntu> im not sure it's the same twerp, but keep an eye out
[06:46] <elkbuntu> only joined -meeting, not even #ubuntu
[06:47] <Hobbsee> oh no, not that guy again
[06:47] <Madpilot> that nick seems vaguely familiar... malt
[06:48] <Madpilot> nuisance spammer in -offtopic & #u, wasn't he?
[06:48] <mneptok> elkbuntu: let's try a test ...
[06:49] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: the moron with proxies
[06:49] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: the guy mneptok reported to his ISP
[06:49] <elkbuntu> he's not there any more mneptok
[06:49] <mneptok> yeah :/
[06:49] <Madpilot> The president of my fan club, if I'm remembering the right idiot?
[06:51] <mneptok> elkbuntu: "Nie rozumiem. Mwi po angielsku."
[06:51] <mneptok> ;)
[06:51] <elkbuntu> eh?
[06:51] <mneptok> "i don't understand. i speak english."
[06:52] <mneptok> if he says "no problem! i speak english!" it prolly ain't malt.
[06:52] <mneptok> ;)
[06:53] <elkbuntu> heh
[06:54] <nalioth> Madpilot: i think that was a different person
[06:54] <nalioth> Madpilot: i've not seen your fan club president in a while
[06:55] <Madpilot> I'm getting my proxy-abusing morons confused, then.
[06:55] <Hobbsee> hehe
[07:13] <Hobbsee> there.
[07:42] <Amaranth> Madpilot: you mean _our_ fanclub :)
[07:42] <Madpilot> Amaranth, yes, of course. you can have it all to yourself if you like, really.
[07:42] <Seveas> Hobbsee, poke
[07:43] <Amaranth> Madpilot: hehe, no thank you
[07:44] <Hobbsee> Seveas: poke back - semi-afk
[07:46] <mneptok> Hobbsee: http://blogs.ubuntu-nl.org/dennis/2007/03/12/sexy-ubuntu/
[07:47] <Hobbsee> Seveas: hahaha
[07:48] <mneptok> Hobbsee: "I have a brain too, you know..."
[07:48] <mneptok> http://www.brains4zombies.com
[08:03] <nixternal> Seveas: nice post :)
[08:22] <Madpilot> oh Dog, it's that awful picture again... lart 37 made horribly real...
[08:23] <Madpilot> and on that note, I need sleep. Good night, all.
[12:17] <aethr> hey guys, i'm looking for a little help with my Ubuntu LAMP installation, am I in the right place?
[12:17] <mneptok> no. you want #ubuntu
[12:17] <mneptok>  /join #ubuntu
[12:18] <aethr> cheers.  thought i had joined #ubuntu but it put me in here.  thx anyway!
[12:18] <Kamping_Kaiser> aethr, has a gateway.
[12:18] <Hobbsee> mneptok: it's an irc at wrok
[12:18] <mneptok> ach so
[12:18] <aethr> yesh, i dont have anything installed on this box
[12:18] <mneptok> !proxy > aethr
[12:18] <aethr> no worries, i'll dust off the old mIRC and give #ubuntu a try  :)
[01:09] <apokryphos> Hobbsee: any idea when the next kubuntu meet is? Also, was the last one at the end of Jan?
[01:13] <Hobbsee> apokryphos: no idea, and check kubuntu-devel logs for that. i've got NFI, apart from "ages ago"
[01:13] <apokryphos> yeah, that's what I thought
[01:14] <nalioth> apokryphos: always stirring up trouble
[01:36] <jindal> hello guys
[01:37] <nalioth> hi
[01:37] <nalioth> jindal: /msg ubotu proxy
[01:37] <jindal> guys am having trouble configuring my wireless card (ACX 111).. have folowed howtos on ubuntuguide and a few threads on ubuntuforums
[01:38] <nalioth> jindal: this is not #ubuntu, please /msg ubotu proxy
[06:16] <effie_jayx> ChanServ is down ??
[06:17] <apokryphos> yes, for a bit; see global notice
[06:17] <effie_jayx> thanks
[08:21] <variant> please see #ubuntu
[08:21] <variant> thanks
[10:40] <Amaranth> i'm not in the !ops list for #ubuntu
[10:40] <Amaranth> !-ops-#ubuntu
[10:40] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about ops-#ubuntu - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[10:40] <Amaranth> !-ops
[10:40] <ubotu> ops aliases: op, medic, calltheops, call the ops - added by Seveas on 2006-07-29 12:54:12
[10:40] <Seveas> lol, medic
[10:40] <Seveas> !ops
[10:40] <ubotu> Help! Mez, LjL, elkbuntu, imbrandon, DBO, gnomefreak, Hobbsee, rob, ompaul, Madpilot, Burgundavia, Seveas, CarlK, crimsun, ajmitch, tritium, Nalioth, thoreauputic, apokryphos, tonyyarusso or PriceChild
[10:40] <mc44> theres some crazy guy in -offtopic playing with poor ascii art
[10:41] <Seveas> !ops-#ubutnu
[10:41] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about ops-#ubutnu - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[10:41] <Seveas> !ops-#ubuntu
[10:41] <apokryphos> grr
[10:41] <elkbuntu> lol
[10:41] <apokryphos> Amaranth: add it in then 8)
[10:41] <Seveas> !ops =~ s/ or PriceChild/, PriceChild or Amaranth/
[10:41] <ubotu> I'll remember that Seveas
[10:41] <Amaranth> apokryphos: can't
[10:41] <Amaranth> %editors
[10:42] <ubotu> Seveas, gnomefreak, apokryphos, thoreauputic, Hobbsee, bimberi, nalioth, Madpilot, LjL, Riddell, imbrandon, uniq, spec, LaserJock, mez, Jucato, trappist, Hawkwind, abattoir, zorglu_, tonyyarusso, elkbuntu, ompaul, PriceChild, mneptok
[10:42] <apokryphos> %login
[10:42] <apokryphos> %addeditor Amaranth
[10:42] <ubotu> OK
[10:42] <Amaranth> !test is whee
[10:42] <ubotu> But test already means something else!
[10:42] <Amaranth> !foobar123 is whee
[10:42] <ubotu> I'll remember that, Amaranth
[10:42] <Amaranth> !forget foobar123
[10:42] <ubotu> I'll forget that, Amaranth
[10:42] <Amaranth> thanks
[10:45] <tsmithe> elkbuntu, that was class. pity it looked like bad things were afoot
[10:46] <ikonia> apokryphos: sorry - lost my patience
[10:46] <apokryphos> no worries
[10:47] <ikonia> good
[10:48] <Seveas> ikonia, we'll kill you anyway ;)
[10:48] <elkbuntu> mjunx is now on my 'idiotic loser who will probably troll' list
[10:48] <ikonia> thats fine
[10:48] <ikonia> I can take it
[10:49] <mc44> elkbuntu: I bet thats a long list :)
[10:49] <elkbuntu> mc44, yeah
[10:49] <tsmithe> was i on that list?
[10:50] <Seveas> you still are
[10:50] <Seveas> the sexy lady winks at me!
[10:50] <Seveas> (terrible pun)
[10:51] <elkbuntu> Seveas, you're not taking that title from hobbsee now are you?
[10:51] <tsmithe> Seveas, :S
[10:52] <Seveas> elkbuntu, no I was just making a reference to what happened on planet
[10:52] <elkbuntu> hehe
[10:52] <tsmithe> :)
[10:52] <tsmithe> it'll soon all be shaved off, so ruffle while you still can
[10:53] <elkbuntu> eeep!
[10:57] <Amaranth> quick, freeze him 3 more times then knock him over
[10:57] <Amaranth> then scream FATALITY