[03:42] <m0nk> sorry about that guys
[03:42] <nalioth> m0nk: what happened?
[03:42] <IndyGunFreak> m0nk: what got into you?
[03:42] <m0nk> i was showing something to my class
[03:42] <m0nk> that im in right now
[03:43] <m0nk> showing them irc...i was expecting a kick sooner:P
[03:43] <Amaranth> this must be embarrassing if they're still looking
[03:43] <nalioth> and #m0nk-shows-off wasn't available?
[03:43] <m0nk> lol no
[03:43] <m0nk> :(
[03:43] <IndyGunFreak> so you done it to get kicked?.. what were you explaining.. guess i'm confused
[03:44] <m0nk> IRC...i was trying to show how rooms are with MODs and stuff:|
[03:44] <m0nk> i shoulda gone to the room i founded in retrosepct
[03:44] <m0nk> but it didnt hit
[03:44] <IndyGunFreak> hmm..lol, i imagine you could hav easked a mod to boot you.
[03:44] <m0nk> *me
[03:44] <m0nk> lol flooding was better than spreading propaganda
[03:45] <effie_jayx> teaching with negative example ... you should have let them use it... it is more meaningful if they experience :D
[03:45] <m0nk> and falming and saying bad bad words
[03:46] <m0nk> lol i know:(
[03:46] <m0nk> but i wanted to have fun
[03:46] <m0nk> i havent been kicked in so long
[03:46] <m0nk> ....i've been kicking the same guy all day just teasing him a bit
[05:10] <Daemel> What would cause it to give me "error loading operating system" after a fresh install of ubuntu.  Would it have anything to do with installing ubuntu on a sata drive set to master?
[05:11] <tonyyarusso> !proxy > Daemel
[05:12] <Daemel> ang didnt notice what hcannel it put me in
[05:12] <Daemel> dang*
[05:16] <Daemel> so am I unable to join #ubuntu due to me loggin in from a web based IRC because im running off of the "trial install" due to not having an operating system atm =p
[05:16] <Daemel> I dont really have a choice
[05:17] <nalioth> Daemel: Ubuntu doesn't have a trial install
[05:17] <tonyyarusso> Daemel: Gaim is included on the Live CD, if that's what you mean.
[05:17] <Daemel> Yeh live CD
[05:17] <Daemel> oh I can use gaim?
[05:17] <tonyyarusso> Yep
[05:17] <Daemel> im new to ubuntu sorry =(
[05:17] <Daemel> ok brb i'll log in on that
[05:17] <tonyyarusso> It isn't my favorite, but it will work
[05:17] <Daemel> ok thank you one sec
[05:17] <nalioth> Daemel: you can install ANY program available in Ubuntu, onto the live session
[05:18] <nalioth> guys, why do you recommend gaim? anyone can install xchat onto a live session
[05:18] <tonyyarusso> nalioth: Saves the step of asking about their RAM, explaining how to install software, getting them to enable universe to get it...
[05:19] <nalioth> !info xchat-gnome
[05:19] <ubotu> xchat-gnome: a new frontend to the popular X-Chat IRC client. In component main, is optional. Version 1:0.13-0ubuntu9 (edgy), package size 296 kB, installed size 780 kB
[05:19] <nalioth> tonyyarusso: nope.
[05:20] <tonyyarusso> ewww, but xchat-gnome gives even gaim a run for it's money :P
[05:20] <tonyyarusso> Regular xchat is uni
[05:21] <nalioth> it's slightly better tahn gaim
[05:30] <torshido> hi, I can't get into #ubuntu
[05:30] <torshido> is it because I'm using Tor?
[05:30] <torshido> I just want to ask a question
[05:32] <nalioth> torshido: yes, /msg ubotu proxy
[06:42] <nalioth> !lart 37 mneptok
[06:42] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about lart 37 mneptok - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[06:42] <nalioth> yup
[06:49] <mneptok> @lart 37 nalioth
[06:51] <SportChick> heh, happy new ubuntu user - formerly (*choke*) vista
[06:51] <Madpilot> you went to gouge your eyes out after seeing that hideous picture, right?
[07:00] <ubotu> In ubotu, nixternal said: !kubuntu-topic is <reply> #kubuntu is the Kubuntu support channel, #ubuntu+1 supports the development versions of Ubuntu and Kubuntu, and #kubuntu-offtopic is for random chatter. If you have been served with this, then please take your conversation to #kubuntu-offtopic. Thank you!
[07:00] <nixternal> get er done
[07:00] <nixternal> shoot, !kubuntu-offtopic
[07:01] <nixternal> bah
[07:06] <mneptok> Madpilot: ride that sexy horse. *eyebat*
[07:08] <Hobbsee> heh
[07:08] <nixternal> haha
[07:08] <nixternal> I posted a comment on his blog telling him I am upset that he didn't call me sexy :)
[07:08] <Hobbsee> haha
[07:10] <mneptok> i want to make sweet, sweet love to Mirjam's bar graphs.
[07:11] <nixternal> lol
[07:11] <mneptok> does that make me sexist? or just SEX-EE?
[07:11] <nixternal> well, if the picture stands corrected, then ummm ;p
[07:12] <SportChick> HOBBSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[07:14] <Hobbsee> SportChick!!!
[07:15] <SportChick> ;)
[07:15] <mneptok> http://zerlinna.blogweb.de/uploads/05.png
[07:16] <mneptok> that graph ... not so sexy. we need to start asking more women out on dates at conferences.
[07:16] <mneptok> HEY! HOBBSEE! WANNA BREED!?
[07:16] <Seveas> !kubuntu-offtopic
[07:16] <Hobbsee> mneptok: i'll be right, i dont want your spawn
[07:16] <Hobbsee> heya Seveas!
[07:17] <Seveas> %login
[07:17] <Seveas> !offtopic-#kubuntu <reply> #kubuntu is the Kubuntu support channel, #ubuntu+1 supports the development versions of Ubuntu and Kubuntu, and #kubuntu-offtopic is for random chatter. If you have been served with this, then please take your conversation to #kubuntu-offtopic. Thank you!
[07:17] <ubotu> I'll remember that, Seveas
[07:17] <Seveas> !offtopic-#kubuntu is <reply> #kubuntu is the Kubuntu support channel, #ubuntu+1 supports the development versions of Ubuntu and Kubuntu, and #kubuntu-offtopic is for random chatter. If you have been served with this, then please take your conversation to #kubuntu-offtopic. Thank you!
[07:17] <ubotu> But offtopic-#kubuntu already means something else!
[07:17] <mneptok> Hobbsee: well, then i guess i'll just have to pray for your traumatic brain injury to happen. :(
[07:17] <Seveas> !offtopic-#kubuntu
[07:17] <ubotu> #kubuntu is the official Kubuntu support channel, for all Kubuntu-related support questions. Please use #kubuntu-offtopic for general chatter. Thanks!
[07:17] <Seveas> intriguing
[07:18] <mneptok> 58% [500 ttf-arphic-uming 9810617/11.6MB 84%] 
[07:18] <elkbuntu> mneptok, but you're already breeding with seveas, remember
[07:18] <mneptok> wasn't Ttf-Arphic-Uming the king of the Galdor elves in Tolkien's world?
[07:18] <Seveas> mneptok, yes, because you write arphic-uming all the time...
[07:18] <Seveas> @pity elkbuntu
[07:19] <elkbuntu> Seveas, you realise it wasnt really DBO, but mneptok in disguise?
[07:19] <Seveas> I did not make love to that woman, Monic^H^H^H^H^H^DBO
[07:20] <elkbuntu> mneptok, maybe seveas' hate-club would like to use it in evidence?
[07:20] <Seveas> elkbuntu, :)
[07:21] <mneptok> elkbuntu: for certain definitions of "use in evidence"
[07:21] <Seveas> we need a mneptokectomy
[07:22] <elkbuntu> or we could just lobotomise him
[07:22] <Seveas> then we first have to give him a brain
[07:22] <mneptok> not *again*?!
[07:23] <Seveas> hi petunia :)
[07:23] <mneptok> HI!
[07:23] <mneptok> *bounce*
[07:23] <Seveas> petunias don't bounce
[07:23] <Seveas> they fall on magrathea
[07:24] <mneptok> i am a delicate dew-lapped petal, carried by the winds of fate into your pants!
[07:25] <Seveas> yup, we need a mneptokectomy
[07:25] <mneptok> but then where will you get your awkward metaphors?
[07:26] <Seveas> from elkbuntu
[07:27] <Seveas> she's almost as crazy
[07:27] <elkbuntu> *only* almost?
[07:28] <Seveas> elkbuntu, you don't wear ridiculous pants/shades as in the infamous mnepolo picture :)
[07:28] <Seveas> your clothes are slightly less ridiculous
[07:28] <elkbuntu> hehe
[07:29] <Hobbsee> elkbuntu: and you didnt even get the title as the sexy woman from australia!
[07:29] <Seveas> Hobbsee, she had that title way before \sh gave it to you
[07:29] <Seveas> ooooohhhhh mneptok wallpaper!
[07:29] <Hobbsee> Seveas: hah
[07:29] <mneptok> I TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
[07:30] <Seveas> you taste surprisingly like wallpaper
[07:30] <Seveas> Hobbsee, sounds about right :)
[07:30] <Hobbsee> Seveas: hah!
[07:31] <mneptok> Hobbsee: in my land of make believe you are Khaa'lin Ptaan, sensuous goddess of sex, romance, love, childbirth, and also of fire, plague, and death by misadventure.
[07:32] <Seveas> mornin Mezzzzzzle
[07:33] <Hobbsee> mneptok: heh, right
[07:33] <mneptok> hmmm. is "sensuous" a word or only "sensual?"
[07:33] <Mez> morning Seveas :D
[07:36] <Seveas> When a statue of the Virgin Mary appears to cry, it's not a miracle. It's because Mr. T has pitied a nearby village of fools.
[07:37] <mneptok> unless The Face-Man needs a ride in the van.
[07:38] <Hobbsee> bye Seveas!
[07:38] <Seveas> gonna kill some windows machines
[07:38] <Seveas> *YARRRRR*
[07:38] <elkbuntu> Seveas, i heard microsoft does a good job of that without your help :)
[07:50] <Madpilot> should I just save time and kickban the two idiots in #ubuntu?
[07:55] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: where's the second?
[07:55] <Madpilot> it left
[07:55] <Hobbsee> ahh
[09:00] <Mez|OnAir> mneptok ping
[09:01] <mneptok> Mez|OnAir: pong
[09:02] <Mez|OnAir> mneptok apparently I have wardance too :D
[09:02] <mneptok> the song?
[09:02] <mneptok> ekcellent! great tune.
[09:05] <Mez|OnAir> :D
[09:05] <Mez|OnAir> it's on punk: the jubilee
[09:05] <mneptok> UK Subs!
[09:05] <Mez|OnAir> mneptok ?
[09:06] <mneptok> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uk_subs
[09:26] <Mez|OnAir> meh...
[09:29] <nalioth> not "on air" GASP!
[09:34] <Hobbsee> !tor > abadfa
[09:34] <Mez|OnAir> nalioth ... ?
[09:35] <nalioth> Mez|OnAir: don't yawn on the air
[09:35] <Mez|OnAir> nalioth did I ? ah well
[09:35] <nalioth> Mez|OnAir: you'll be responsible for multiple accidents involving keyboards and foreheads
[09:35] <Mez|OnAir> and who are you to give me tips ?
[09:35] <Mez|OnAir> :P
[09:36] <Mez|OnAir> nalioth I presume you're listening ?
[09:36] <nalioth> nope
[09:36] <nalioth> don't want to impact my keyboard
[09:36] <Mez|OnAir> ?? how you mean ?>
[09:53] <GazzaK> Mez|OnAir, talk :p  stop "umm"ing
[09:55] <Mez|OnAir> GazzaK :P I wasnt prepared :F
[09:55] <Mez|OnAir> I never am :D
[09:55] <GazzaK> haha
[09:57] <Seeker`> on air?
[09:59] <GazzaK> Seeker`, yep
[09:59] <Seeker`> ?
[09:59] <GazzaK> or you mean is he ever prepared?
[10:00] <Seeker`> i was looking for more information about the "on air" part?
[10:00] <GazzaK> http://www.gamerpowered.com/listen.pls  <---- here
[10:07] <mneptok> Hobbsee: ping
[10:09] <mneptok> Hobbsee: message from my GF to you: "sorry he noticed you. try the earplugs."
[10:15] <elkbuntu> rofl
[10:15] <Hobbsee> mneptok: ROFL!
[10:16] <mneptok> for the record (and because i know you care), you're laughing *at* me, not *with* me.
[10:16] <mneptok> *le sigh*
[11:33] <Mez> Amaranth, ping
[11:37] <mneptok> Mez: 0537 in Amaranthworld
[11:39] <Mez> mneptok?
[11:39] <Mez> yes, but i wanna know if it's his IP thats checking mail on my server every minute
[11:40] <nalioth> Mez: what is the IP?
[11:40] <nalioth> Mez: tell me in a PM
[12:34] <[Phaedrus] > hi guys
[12:34] <[Phaedrus] > I am installing a copy of Ubuntu 6.10 on my machine
[12:34] <PriceChild> Hey, [Phaedrus]  this isn't #ubuntu
[12:34] <[Phaedrus] > how do i get into text mode installation?
[12:34] <PriceChild> please read the message from ubotu
[12:34] <[Phaedrus] > oopsie.
[12:35] <PriceChild> !alternate > [Phaedrus] 
[12:35] <PriceChild> Is it possible for you to connect using a "real" irc client? Or are you at work with ports blocked?
[12:35] <[Phaedrus] > i am at work with ports blocked.
[12:36] <PriceChild> Is the information ubotu sent you about the alternate cd sufficient to get you going?
[12:38] <[Phaedrus] > i guess, i have to download a new cd now :(
[12:38] <[Phaedrus] > but yeah, i guess.
[12:38] <[Phaedrus] > thanks.
[12:38] <PriceChild> Sorry.
[12:38] <PriceChild> [Phaedrus] , you realise you can install from the graphical cd?
[12:39] <GazzaK> unless your machine is low spec, under 192Mb ram etc
[12:39] <PriceChild> GazzaK, stop being right :P
[12:40] <GazzaK> sorry
[12:46] <[Phaedrus] > PriceChild... The system has 256megs, but its quite slow and it takes forever to move between screens.
[12:46] <PriceChild> [Phaedrus] , It should be ok to install off though if you're patient? Seems a hastle to burn a whole new disc... but your decision :)
[12:46] <mneptok> the text mode alternate CD is the only thing i'll install from. far more options, far more reliable.
[12:47] <mneptok> [Phaedrus] : it's a PITA to get a new CD, but the alternate CD is something you'll always be glad you have. softens the blow a bit.
[12:47] <mneptok> or, not. :/
[12:48] <[Phaedrus] > heh
[12:48] <[Phaedrus] > that was VERY convincing mneptok ;)
[12:49] <mneptok> sorry, i'm a sucky salesman. too honest.
[12:49] <[Phaedrus] > heh
[12:49] <[Phaedrus] > not a problem.
[12:49] <jenda> hehe
[12:50] <mneptok> IF YOU DOWNLOAD THE ALTERNATE CD YOU WILL BE CROWNED HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR!
[12:50] <jenda> !caps > mneptok
[12:50] <mneptok> meh. i still suck.
[12:50] <[Phaedrus] > hmm... the roman empire which doesnt exist anymore?
[12:50] <mneptok> pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
[12:50] <[Phaedrus] > and, won't i be stoned as a lunatic for running around in a robe and calling myself the roman emperor?
[12:50] <[Phaedrus] > :)
[12:51] <mneptok> THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ HAS SPOKEN!
[12:51] <[Phaedrus] > I saw apocalypto not too long ago, and that scares me.
[12:53] <jenda> [Phaedrus] : the Holy Roman Empire still existed just 100 years ago - you wouldn't be too far off ;)
[12:53] <jenda> :)
[12:54] <mneptok> jenda: and there are those that would argue the Eastern Roman empire fell in 1917 with the Romanovs. dunno if i buy either story. ;)
[12:55] <Kamping_Kaiser> jenda, it never had a capital in my [city,town] 
[12:55] <mc44> @lart 37 jenda
[12:55] <jenda> hehehe
[12:56] <nalioth> saved your life, jenda
[12:56] <jenda> hehe :)
[12:56] <jenda> thanks
[12:56] <mneptok> @@@@@@@ ************* @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
[12:57] <mneptok> mmmm .... danish.
[12:57] <mneptok> mock not my gigoloness!
[12:57] <nalioth> PriceChild: don't laugh, it's psycologically debilitating
[12:58] <PriceChild> I wasn't laughing at the photo!
[12:58] <PriceChild> just that lart had been altered, which is ok? :)
[12:58] <mneptok> damn right you weren't.
[12:58] <mneptok> i'm serious GD bidness when i'm in gigolo mode.
[12:58] <jenda> mc44: I still haven't forgiven you that you nearly gave me away yesterday ;)
[12:59] <jenda> mc44: the only thing that saved you was... umm...
[12:59] <mneptok> @ a danish!
[12:59] <jenda> The lack of cognitive abilities of some of the individuals present... ;)
[12:59] <mc44> jenda: people being stupid?
[12:59] <jenda> err... yes.
[12:59] <mc44> hehe
[12:59] <mc44> yo
[12:59] <jenda> sorry, Law school has damaged my brain ;)
[01:00] <mneptok> me put the ANAL in IANAL
[01:00] <mneptok> +/
[01:00] <mneptok> i.axDnp.
[01:00] <PriceChild> :O
[01:01] <jenda> poor Seveas couldn't bear it any longer.
[01:01] <mneptok> jenda: do they have courses like "Overbilling 101" and "Introduction To Evil" in law school?
[01:01] <jenda> nah, we don't go for courses much
[01:01] <jenda> it's just...
[01:02] <jenda> go to school, get your soul drained a bit, go back home...
[01:02] <mneptok> just connections and the secret handshakes
[01:02] <jenda> and that ;)
[01:02] <mc44> Meet devil, sell soul, pass course
[01:02] <jenda> the plan is to completely remove your soul by the end of fourth year...
[01:02] <mneptok> mc44: sounds like you could make some cash tutoring
[01:03] <jenda> and the fifth serves to test for any remnants thereof
[01:03] <mc44> mneptok: I'd offer to buy your soul, but its not worth the shipping
[01:03] <mneptok> jenda: that's what they tell you. fifth year is for the injection of the blackened and twisted "other" soul.
[01:04] <jenda> aaah, I see
[01:04] <jenda> they did'nt tell us that
[01:04] <mneptok> would you stay if they did?
[01:04] <mc44> depends on the hourly rate
[01:05] <mneptok> listen to Valedictorian Guy.
[01:05] <mneptok> day-yum.
[01:07] <jenda> mneptok: of course I'd stay.
[01:07] <nalioth> jenda: no "how to steal candy from babies" or "how to kick small furry animals so that nobody sees you do it"  courses?
[01:08] <jenda> not yet, perhaps ;)
[01:08] <mneptok> fifth year.
[01:09] <Hobbsee> heh
[01:09] <mc44> you've done the "everyones entitled to a defence so don't feel bad they're guilty"  course, though?
[01:11] <mneptok> (i.e. Getting Away With Murder: How You Can Help Legally For Profit)
[01:36] <FlipCoder_> hey can someone help me partition my hd
[01:37] <Mez> !support | FlipCoder_
[01:37] <ubotu> FlipCoder_: For your support options, see http://www.ubuntu.com/support For IRC support, join #ubuntu / #kubuntu / #xubuntu etc
[01:37] <FlipCoder_> oops, i thought i was in #ubuntu
[01:37] <nalioth> FlipCoder_: /msg ubotu proxy
[01:38] <FlipCoder_> k
[04:03] <apokryphos> hmm
[04:04] <PriceChild> Not similar ips..
[09:59] <ompaulafk> something bad is happening
[09:59] <ompaulafk> hmmmmmmmm
[09:59] <ompaulafk> gone
[10:14] <clance_911> hi
[10:15] <PriceChild> !proxy > clance_911 (please see the pm from ubotu)
[10:16] <clance_911> im having trouble setting up my serial modem on my new ubuntu installation
[10:17] <clance_911> hello
[10:17] <clance_911> can anyone help me out
[10:17] <clance_911> :'(
[10:20] <PriceChild> clance_911, This is not #ubuntu, did you read the message from ubotu?
[10:20] <PriceChild> Is it possible for you to connect to irc using a standard irc connection?
[10:25] <apokryphos> !tor | clance_911
[10:25] <ubotu> clance_911: The #ubuntu channel and related channels ban users joining from anonymous gateways like tor/silenceisdefeat/cgi:irc because the abuse:useful ratio is close to infinity:nothing -- project cloaks will let you join, otherwise you should simply not use an anonymizer.
[10:25] <ubotu> Attention tor users.  You may think you are anonymous, but you are not.  Please visit http://tor.unixgu.ru/ and see for yourself.   Please evaluate your need to use tor here on irc.  If you wish anonymity, Freenode offers cloaks of many different types. http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#cloaks
[11:19] <apokryphos> @gateway/web isn't banned?
[11:21] <PriceChild> It is...?
[11:32] <apokryphos> Anyhow, for the run-down: kbrooks said he's leaving all Ubuntu channels forever
[11:33] <PriceChild> :'(
[11:33] <apokryphos> then mc44 noticed that he actually rejoined under tor/web
[11:33] <apokryphos> so someone watch -offtopic if you can; I'm off to bed 8)
[11:33] <PriceChild> what nick?
[11:34] <apokryphos> stranger
[11:49] <PriceChild> In #ubuntu ....
 !search torrent
[11:49] <PriceChild> -clever- try !countrysearch
[11:50] <PriceChild> I banned it... was a bot noticing me whenever i searched :S
[11:56] <nalioth> PriceChild: thanks for the heads up
[12:04] <nalioth> PriceChild: you in -classroom ?
[12:04] <PriceChild> nalioth, nope. Btw its in -offtopic but not giving the reply there
[12:04] <PriceChild> wait yeah i am :)
[12:05] <PriceChild> Ah.... obviously not doing it anymore because he just disabled it :P
[12:06] <PriceChild> wait.... yes it just got sent to me
[12:07] <Hobbsee> heya
[12:08] <PriceChild> Hey Hobbsee
[12:09] <nalioth> PriceChild: see -classroom
[12:09] <PriceChild> Have done :)
[12:09] <nalioth> PriceChild: if the time limit arrives and the behaviour is still present, you may further address the problem . . .
[12:09] <popey> http://www.ossgeeks.co.uk/?p=94
[12:09] <popey> uhm
[12:10] <PriceChild> Hehe what does "further address the problem" entail? 8-)
[12:10] <popey> er, wrong channel