[01:58] <nalioth> tonyyarusso: no harm from that last idiot
[01:59] <tonyyarusso> nalioth: Well, not really, but do we want to wait until he figures it out more?
[02:00] <nalioth> tonyyarusso: nope
[02:41] <Tm_T> hmh, laaag
[02:41] <ubotu> jhutchins called the ops in #kubuntu
[02:41] <Tm_T> that's mine
[02:42] <Tm_T> hmh
[02:42] <nalioth> Tm_T: come back to #kubuntu please
[02:42] <Tm_T> I wonder what was remove message, still can't see them
[02:42] <Tm_T> and I really _hate_ remove
[02:42] <nalioth>    /ar Tm_T does this highlight?
[02:43] <nalioth> Tm_T: why didn't you ask to be tested in HERE
[02:43] <Tm_T> stupid me
[02:43] <Tm_T> I have slow day today, sorry
[02:44] <nalioth> Tm_T: type /j #kubuntu <enter>
[02:44] <Tm_T> yup, in a second
[02:45] <nalioth> just trying to help you during your slow time
[02:45] <Tm_T> ;)
[02:45] <Tm_T> should kiss you
[02:46] <nalioth> be careful or i'll help you down the stairs (head first)
[02:50] <nixternal> haha
[03:42] <ubotu> In ubotu, getisboy said: what is ubuntu?
[03:42] <nalioth> !ubotu > getisboy
[03:42] <cables> sorry about that
[03:43] <cables> my friend's new to IRC
[03:43] <nalioth> cables: not a problem
[06:03] <ubotu> In #kubuntu, Minataku said: ubotu, sigsegv is Signal 11: Segmentation Violation. The program in question attempted to access memory that did not belong to it, and was terminated as this is almost always an error in the program which recieved it.
[07:59] <ubotu> IdleOne called the ops in #ubuntu
[08:04] <Mez> mnepptok pidgin ?
[08:04] <Madpilot> Mez, the chat client formerly known as Gaim
[08:07] <mneptok> aLeN: /me nods
[08:07] <mneptok> rceko;xdcu;o
[08:07] <Pumpernickel> Used by the user formerly known as PuMpErNiCkLe.
[08:07] <mneptok> i need nicotine.
[08:07] <mneptok> and prolly another lobotomy.
[08:07] <Pumpernickel> I think everyone won by the namechange. o.o
[08:07] <Madpilot> mneptok, sudo apt-get install lung_cancer, you mean?
[08:08] <mneptok> i would have called it "Advanced Open Linux Messenger"
[08:08] <mneptok> everyone would have called it AOL Messenger.
[08:09] <mneptok> and as long as the project didn't call themselves that, there's nothing AOL could do. ekcept admit GAIM isn't a problem any more. ;)
[08:09] <mneptok> *except
[08:11] <elkbuntu> why is it nobody has hired you to do marketing, mneptok?
[08:12] <mneptok> elkbuntu: they consult with lawyers first? ;)
[08:13] <elkbuntu> oh. right/
[08:45] <ubotu> In #ubuntuforums, cellojoe said: !Gobby Gobby is a free collaborative editor supporting multiple documents in one session and a multi-user chat. It runs on Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, Linux and other Unix-like platforms.
[08:47] <ubotu> In #ubuntuforums, cellojoe said: !Gobby is a free collaborative editor supporting multiple documents in one session and a multi-user chat. It runs on Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, Linux and other Unix-like platforms. More info at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gobby
[08:53] <LookTJ> May you please approve the Gobby factid on ubotu?
[08:53] <cellojoe> thanks LookTJ
[08:54] <LookTJ> You're welcome cellojoe
[08:54] <cellojoe> i was timid, and shy
[08:56] <Fujitsu> !gobby
[08:56] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about gobby - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[08:57] <Fujitsu> !info gobby
[08:57] <ubotu> gobby: collaborative text editor. In component universe, is optional. Version 0.4.1-1ubuntu1 (edgy), package size 611 kB, installed size 2040 kB
[08:57] <LookTJ> thank you
[08:57] <Fujitsu> I guess your factoid does say something more useful.
[08:57] <Fujitsu> I don't have permissions to add it, I was just looking at what the current ones were.
[08:58] <LookTJ> not my factoid, it's cellojoe's
[08:58] <cellojoe> Fujitsu: i just copied from the wiki
[08:59] <cellojoe> does !info have more factoids?
[08:59] <Fujitsu>  !info just gets the package details from Edgy.
[08:59] <ubotu> Package just does not exist in edgy
[08:59] <Fujitsu> Like that.
[08:59] <LookTJ> !info opera
[09:00] <ubotu> Package opera does not exist in edgy, edgy-backports, edgy-seveas
[09:00] <LookTJ> :(
[09:00] <LookTJ> oh well
[09:00] <cellojoe> ah
[09:00] <LookTJ> thank you for your kind support
[09:00] <cellojoe> it is much appreciated
[09:23] <LookTJ> I have a problem
[09:23] <LookTJ> (12:21:13 AM) ubotu: A country song about Jack Bauer would still kick ass.
[09:23] <LookTJ> why the A word?
[09:27] <elkbuntu> that word is hardly a problematic one.
[09:27] <elkbuntu> why is it causing you a problem?
[09:28] <LookTJ> A word is a swear word to me
[09:29] <elkbuntu> LookTJ, oh ok. now i'm not a religious person at all, but i wouldnt expect any word in the bible to be a swear word, and the A word is in the bible a number of times
[09:29] <LookTJ> proof?
[09:29] <LookTJ> nope
[09:30] <elkbuntu> yes, let me find reference
[09:30] <elkbuntu> since i am not religious i cannot spout bible passages on demand
[09:30] <LookTJ> you mean unicypedia?
[09:30] <elkbuntu> no
[09:31] <LookTJ> give me passages that have the A$$ word
[09:32] <elkbuntu> ctrl+f this page http://www.bartleby.com/108/11/13.html
[09:32] <mneptok> "His ox, his ass ..."
[09:32] <elkbuntu> mneptok, will take over from here. he has a wealth of worldly literary knowledge
[09:33] <mneptok> http://www.bartleby.com/cgi-bin/texis/webinator/sitesearch?FILTER=col108&query=ass&x=0&y=0
[09:33] <LookTJ> that's not the christian version
[09:33] <mneptok> go nuts
[09:33] <mneptok> the KJV is a standard Biblical translation
[09:33] <LookTJ> no
[09:34] <LookTJ> the niv version is what christian use
[09:34] <mneptok> no, that's what Jehovah's Witnesses use
[09:34] <elkbuntu> could you expand the acronym so that i may search?
[09:34] <mneptok> there are Christian sects besides Watchtower groups. even if you don't thiny they'r Christian.
[09:35] <mneptok> King James Version
[09:35] <elkbuntu> not that acronym
[09:35] <mneptok> New International Version
[09:35] <elkbuntu> ah ok, one sec
[09:35] <mneptok> it's the only translation of which the Watchtower approves
[09:35] <LookTJ> http://www.studylight.org/desk/?l=en&query=1+kings%3A13&section=0&translation=niv&oq=1%2520kings%3A13&new=1&sr=1
[09:36] <LookTJ> can't find it
[09:36] <mneptok> but that does not make the KJV "not Christian"
[09:37] <LookTJ> that site is fake
[09:37] <mneptok> oh, i was wrong. it's not the NIV the JWs use.
[09:37] <elkbuntu> bartleby is by far not fake
[09:37] <LookTJ> yes it is
[09:38] <mneptok> LookTJ: please proselytize elsewhere
[09:38] <mneptok> LookTJ: Ubuntu is open to those of any faith.
[09:38] <elkbuntu> LookTJ, you may find better solice in mixing with the Christian Ubuntu crowd. i'm not sure if they conform to your specific brand of christianity though
[09:38] <mneptok> LookTJ: it's great your faith isn a source of support and comfort for you.
[09:40] <mneptok> LookTJ: i would submit that if Jesus was among us now He would want you doing something with your energy other than complaining about the word "ass" on the Internet. like feeding the hungry. housing the homeless. witnessing His gospel. *shrug*
[09:41] <mneptok> but if you think the word "ass" on the Internet is one of the most important problems facing Christians today, that is your right. good luck fixing it.
[09:41] <mneptok> yeah, thought so.
[09:41] <elkbuntu> hehehe
[09:41] <mneptok> O:)
[09:41] <Fujitsu> Fantastic
[09:41] <elkbuntu> i was so tempted to respond with 'yes, i agree, you have a problem'
[09:45] <mneptok> to him or me? ;)
[09:47] <elkbuntu> him
[09:59] <mneptok> You will not be saved by the sign of the cross. You will not be saved by the Holy Ghost. You will not be saved by the God Plutonium. In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!
[10:06] <elkbuntu> ha
[10:14] <elkbuntu> bwahaha.. btw... the fellow, who complained about the word 'ass' hangs out in of all places #ubuntuforums
[10:15] <mneptok> In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!
[10:15] <mneptok> (x2) ;)
[10:19] <mneptok> Fujitsu: it's a nice heat source on cold days ....
[10:22] <Amaranth> Hey, I'm a regular in #ubuntuforums
[10:24] <mneptok> exactly.
[10:25] <Fujitsu> Burn!
[10:25] <Amaranth> They worship me ;)
[10:25] <Fujitsu> Even worse.
[10:46] <Seveas> Amaranth == arnieboy?
[10:46] <Amaranth> haha
[10:46] <Amaranth> thus the ;)
[11:03] <mneptok> hehehe ... Amaranth as arnieboy ....
[11:04] <mneptok> "Amaranthix failed to retrieve package gnome-desktop from http://www.gnome.com"
[11:04] <mneptok> >:)
[11:27] <ubotu> wizard called the ops in #ubuntu+1
[11:32] <Fujitsu> mneptok: Rejoice, for Automatix for Feisty has been released.
[11:33] <mneptok> Fujitsu: explains the fiery horsemen in the sky ....
[11:33] <mc44> phew, I was worried I might not be able to break feisty all by myself
[11:33] <Fujitsu> In all its closed-source glory.
[11:33] <Fujitsu> I wonder why it's really necessary with Feisty anyway.
[11:34] <mc44> its closed source?
[11:34] <Fujitsu> Crap, it's up to #7 on the Digg front page.
[11:34] <mc44> oh yippie
[11:34] <Fujitsu> I believe they only distribute Python bytecode.
[11:34] <Fujitsu> However, the site is down, so all is not lost.
[11:35] <mc44> hah the website appears to be suffering from digg
[11:35] <Fujitsu> Exactly.
[11:35] <elkbuntu> automatix for debian was released recently, no?
[11:36] <mneptok> elkbuntu: Warty came out a *long* time ago.
[11:36] <Fujitsu> elkbuntu: I hope you're not serious
[11:36] <elkbuntu> Fujitsu, http://www.google.com.au/search?q=automatix+for+debian&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=com.ubuntu:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
[11:37] <Fujitsu> Some people have no decency.
[11:38] <elkbuntu> it was bound to happen
[11:38] <mc44> well at least that will surely get very little use
[11:38] <mneptok> or, rather, we know most users will only be able to use it once.
[11:38] <mc44> but I'd love to see someone try and get support in #debian after using it :)
[11:38] <elkbuntu> mc44, fire up a clone and go for it. logs plz
[11:39] <mc44> "I installed automatix on woody and now my machine is making beeping noises"
[11:40] <mneptok> "Automatix broke my Explorer!"
[11:40] <elkbuntu> i wouldnt go that extravagant, you wouldnt be able to deduce if they were laughing at you for using woody or for using DebCentral
[11:40] <mneptok> at least we know if a LOT of Debian users use Automatix the Debian community will foot the bill for the assassin.
[11:40] <Fujitsu> mneptok: True, true.
[11:41] <mc44> didnt the guy who won the DPL run on a platorm of making Debian sexy again? I blame him
[11:41] <elkbuntu> aj? dont think so
[11:42] <mneptok> "again?"
[11:42] <mc44> elkbuntu: no, Sam Hoceaver
[11:42] <elkbuntu> DPL is Anthony Towns
[11:43] <mc44> http://www.debian.org/vote/2007/vote_001#outcome
[11:43] <elkbuntu> but hoceaver did run for it
[11:43] <mc44> he won it yesterday
[11:43] <elkbuntu> ah
[11:44] <elkbuntu> that might be why aj didnt yet respond to my 'congrats :)' yesterday
[11:44] <mc44> hahah
[11:46] <mc44> we should loan them Hobbsee for a release to help them get sexy again
[11:46] <elkbuntu> but... as for that link... who the *heck* can follow that
[11:47] <elkbuntu> (not the actual link, the stuff on the page)
[11:47] <mc44> It made perfect sense, the schwartz cycles were aligned with jupiter, so Sam won
[11:47] <elkbuntu> lol
[11:48] <mc44> hmm from his platform "Ubuntu is not evil only in a Google kind of way, we wont get patches from them out of pure philanthropy"
[11:48] <mc44> so we are as evil as Google
[11:48] <Fujitsu> I was going to quote that too, you evil mc44.
[11:48] <Fujitsu> The thing is, all of are patches are forwarded to Debian within 24 hours.
[11:48] <elkbuntu> mc44, that is a compliment imho
[11:48] <mc44> Fujitsu: sorry, next I'll be censoring in china
[11:49] <mneptok> mc44: we have Google's pitchfork, but not their wallet. souds like we got shafted.
[11:51] <ompaul> mc44, you are personally evil why bring the rest of the people with you? ;-) or actually can you tell me what it was that people were saying just before I arrived?
[11:51] <mc44> ompaul: the new DPL thinks Ubuntu is a fantastic as Google or something
[11:52] <ompaul> mc44, obviously I was not quick enough to give the new dpl their opinion ....
[11:52] <ompaul> :)
[11:53] <ompaul> classic misquote - if I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
[11:55] <mneptok> "If I wanted your opinion I'd be in the toilet with rubber gloves."
[12:26] <ompaul> mneptok, while I would be thousands of miles (yes miles, remember them?) away
[12:29] <mneptok> remember miles?
[12:30] <mneptok> where i live they're still somewhat used.
[12:30] <elkbuntu> meh, mneptok predates miles
[12:31] <mc44> mneptok's units are all nautical
[12:31] <elkbuntu> indeed
[12:31] <mneptok> IN MY DAY OUR CARS GOT FOUR RODS TO THE HOGSHEAD AND THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKED IT!
[12:32] <ompaul> mneptok, todays cars don't measure up to that standard
[01:17] <ubotu> intelikey called the ops in #kubuntu
[01:39] <gnomefreak> im on way out the door when someone informed me to keep eye on geggam im thinking in #kubuntu. he hasnt done anything yet but the person knows him/his actions
[01:39] <gnomefreak> he seems ok atm
[01:39] <gnomefreak> later ;)
[02:33] <ubotu> IdleOne called the ops in #ubuntu
[02:39] <mneptok> remember, you can't spell Hobbsee without "EE!"
[02:40] <Hobbsee> heh
[03:38] <ubotu> In ubotu, superkirbyartist said: The party is at http://www.stepmania.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=2690
[03:39] <PriceChild> I'm almost sure I recognise that nick...
[03:40] <Hobbsee> heh
[03:44] <Seveas> yuck
[03:44] <Seveas> superkirbytroll
[03:46] <Hobbsee> annoying git, for a start.
[03:46] <ubotu> In ubotu, mneptok said: the party is in my mouth!
[03:46] <mneptok> IT'S A CAVALCADE OF FLAVOR!
[03:48] <PriceChild> ouch :S
[03:48] <Seveas> have been listening to mneptok too much
[03:49] <Fujitsu> Seveas: You're a lost cause now, I'm afraid.
[03:49] <Fujitsu> ompaul: Test!
[03:49] <Seveas> Fujitsu, yeah 
[03:49] <ompaul> Fujitsu, even Seveas can be found
[03:49] <ompaul> on irc most days
[03:49] <Seveas> ompaul, horrible joke :p
[03:49] <Fujitsu> Seveas: I preferred tsu.
[03:49] <ompaul> mneptok, have you got a well crafted irc client
[03:50] <Seveas> Fujitsu, tsu got boring
[03:50] <mneptok> ompaul: irssi
[03:51] <mneptok> ompaul: if you scratch it, it will never heal.
[03:51] <ompaul> mneptok, I gotta find out though
[03:52] <ompaul> Seveas, you missed he is over there --->>
[03:53] <ompaul> he don't :-(
[03:54] <Hobbsee> Fujitsu: you should talk to mneptok, about keeping it down
[03:55] <Fujitsu> Hobbsee: Wha?
[03:55] <Hobbsee> Fujitsu: automatix
[03:55] <Fujitsu> Ah.
[03:55] <Seveas> hehe
[03:55] <Seveas> Hobbseevil
 Fujitsu: you should talk to mneptok, about keeping it down
 Hobbsee: Wha?
 Fujitsu: automatix
[03:55] <Seveas> * Hobbsee is sure he's good at DDOS'ing things
 Ah.
[03:55] <Fujitsu> That reminds me of an incident back in January :-/
 hehe
 Hobbseevil
[03:56] <Hobbsee> Fujitsu: it's only bad if you get caught.
[03:56] <Seveas> Hobbsee very evil :)
[03:56] <Seveas> Hobbsee, that's mneptoks motto
[03:56] <Hobbsee> Seveas: this *is* automatix we're tlaking about here, which breaks things.
[03:56] <Seveas> Hobbsee, I'll help ddossing :)
[03:56] <Seveas> Fujitsu, heh
[03:56] <Hobbsee> haha
[03:56] <Hobbsee> Seveas: excellent :D
[03:58] <Seveas> Fujitsu, all packages from my repo do that
[03:58] <Hobbsee> Fujitsu: i suspect that uploader would get removed from the keyring very quickly.
[03:58] <Fujitsu> Hobbsee: You think?
[03:58] <Hobbsee> yep
[03:59] <Fujitsu> Seveas: Good to hear. <3 3rd-party repos.
[03:59] <mneptok> Seveas: and the embedded ASCII mole-porn
[03:59] <Fujitsu> mneptok: That's... unique.
[04:01] <Fujitsu> Goodnight all.
[04:01] <Hobbsee> night Fujitsu
[04:08] <ubotu> In ubotu, Pici said: thanks is <reply> You're welcome; but keep in mind, I'm just a bot.  Search my brain at http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[04:09] <Hobbsee> !thanks
[04:09] <ubotu> You're welcome! But keep in mind I'm just a bot ;-)
[04:09] <Pici> odd
[04:09] <Pici> nevermind then.
[04:09] <Hobbsee> Pici: why odd?
[04:10] <Pici> Someone just said "ubotu, thanks." in #ubuntu and the bot replied that it didnt know what thanks was.  Maybe because of the period?
[04:10] <LjL> yep
[04:11] <Hobbsee> yeah
[04:11] <Hobbsee> !thanks. is <alias> thanks
[04:11] <ubotu> I'll remember that, Hobbsee
[04:11] <Hobbsee> !thanks.
[04:11] <ubotu> You're welcome! But keep in mind I'm just a bot ;-)
[04:11] <LjL> !thanks! is <alias> thanks
[04:11] <ubotu> But thanks! already means something else!
[04:11] <Hobbsee> !thanks!
[04:11] <Fujitsu> ubotu, thanks.
[04:12] <LjL> !-thanks!
[04:12] <ubotu> thanks! is <alias> thanks - added by bimberi on 2006-11-10 04:34:55
[04:12] <Pici> I thought it ignored some punctuation, but my brain might just be fuzzy from the long weekend.
[04:13] <LjL> Pici: only the punctuation *before* the factoid
[04:13] <LjL> !.!.???;thanks
[04:13] <ubotu> You're welcome! But keep in mind I'm just a bot ;-)
[04:13] <Pici> Ah..
[04:18] <mneptok> ubotu: thanks
[04:18] <ubotu> You're welcome! But keep in mind I'm just a bot ;-)
[04:18] <mneptok> ubotu: skanks.
[04:18] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about skanks. - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[04:18] <mneptok> oh, i think you do.
[04:18] <mneptok> don't be shy. we're all friends.
[04:20] <elkbuntu> !skanks
[04:20] <ubotu> Yeah, I know about mneptok.
[04:21] <Seveas> ROFL
[04:21] <Seveas> !-skanks
[04:21] <ubotu> skanks has no aliases - added by elkbuntu on 2007-04-09 16:20:17
[04:21] <Seveas> !no skanks is <reply> see !mneptok
[04:21] <ubotu> I'll remember that Seveas
[04:21] <elkbuntu> !mneptok
[04:21] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about mneptok - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[04:21] <Seveas> !mneptok is <reply> see !skanks
[04:21] <ubotu> I'll remember that, Seveas
[04:21] <elkbuntu> rofl
[04:22] <elkbuntu> Seveas, have i ever told you i love you?
[04:22] <Seveas> yes
[04:22] <elkbuntu> well i really mean it this time
[04:23] <Seveas> my fiancee is asking me 'who is elkbuntu?'
[04:23] <elkbuntu> ;p;
[04:23] <Seveas> what shall I say? :)
[04:23] <elkbuntu> lol*
[04:23] <Seveas> someone in dangr of bing tickled to death
[04:23] <mneptok> Seveas: "skanks for te memories?"
[04:23] <mneptok> +h
[04:23] <elkbuntu> no, someone in danger of forgetting to breathe because they're's laughing so hard
[04:24] <Hobbsee> heh
[04:24] <Hobbsee> breathe, elkbuntu!
[04:25] <mneptok> or at least pee your pants so we can all laugh.
[04:25] <elkbuntu> that will happen upon death anyway
[04:25] <mneptok> oo! or pee someone *else's* pants!
[04:26] <Hobbsee> you volunteering there, mneptok?
[04:26] <elkbuntu> who says the pants im wearing are mine?
[04:26] <elkbuntu> Hobbsee, ugh... that would involve proximity
[04:26] <Hobbsee> who says she's wearing any pants at all?
[04:27] <mneptok> Hobbsee: i will buy a new pair of generic boxers. i will wear them once. i will send the (now laundered) boxers to UDS, where elky will pee in them. on the condition you frame and hang them (unlaundered) in your home.
[04:27] <elkbuntu> im hurting.. stop teh funny
[04:27] <mneptok> otherwise, elkbuntu and i must decline to play.
[04:28] <Hobbsee> haha
[04:28] <Hobbsee> i'll be right...
[04:28] <mneptok> he'll cheat.
[04:28] <mneptok> see?
[04:28] <Hobbsee> poor elkbuntu, all rejected...
[04:28] <elkbuntu> oh dear... i hurt so bad now... stop making me laugh
[04:29] <elkbuntu> afk for a smoke to try regulate my breathing a bit
[04:29] <Seveas> Hobbsee, bring the long pointy stick and I'll consider it
[04:29] <Hobbsee> that *wont* regulate your breathing, elky :P
[04:30] <Hobbsee> indeed.  i just sell the things that kill people, instead of killing myself off.
[04:30] <Seveas> Hobbsee, you sell mneptoks?
[04:30] <Hobbsee> well, depends.  some of the people i see smoke definetly dont have their breath regulated after it
[04:30] <Hobbsee> Seveas: heh.  nope
[04:31] <mneptok> Seveas: you'll want that +o ...
[04:31] <mneptok> i come in a box!
[04:31] <Seveas> ompaul, cleanup in aisle 6!
[04:32] <Seveas> bring th flamethrower
[04:32] <ompaul> Seveas, you have the kit for that
[04:32] <ompaul> Fire in the aisle?
[04:32] <Seveas> yeah, burn it down completely
[04:33] <mneptok> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box
[04:33] <mneptok> i come in a box!
[04:35] <Hobbsee> oh dear....
[04:37] <mneptok> yeah. terrible joke.
[04:41] <elkbuntu> well to be expected from you :
[04:42] <elkbuntu> um... is that someone's attempt at join-spamming -ops?
[04:44] <Hobbsee> no ide
[04:44] <Hobbsee> a
[04:47] <ikonia> give thevault a nudge please he keeps asking about fesity in #ubuntu
[04:50] <elkbuntu> ikonia, he left #ubuntu+1 like 10 minutes ago because he wasnt getting helped
[04:50] <ikonia> now he's taken it to ubuntu
[04:51] <elkbuntu> because he wants to be helped, not ignored and palmed off
[04:51] <ikonia> why was he being ignored ?
[04:51] <elkbuntu> and because asking in #ubuntu got him what he wanted, he *is* now being helped in +1 because he asked
[04:51] <ikonia> if he'd join me in #ubuntu+1 I'd talk about him
[04:51] <ikonia> talk to him
[04:51] <ikonia> but he wouldn't join
[04:51] <elkbuntu> ikonia, not /ignored just not getting attention
[04:52] <elkbuntu> he's back there now, as of 2 mins ago
[04:52] <ikonia> but is joining hte wrong channels and constantly asking the right way to get attention ?
[04:52] <ikonia> he's being helped by the answer now
[04:52] <ikonia> genuine question
[04:54] <ompaul> !patience
[04:54] <ubotu> The people in this channel are volunteers. Your attitude will determine how fast you are helped. See also http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines
[04:54] <ompaul> ikonia, that might help
[04:56] <ikonia> yes, thats what I thought
[04:56] <ikonia> well, my interperation too
[04:56] <ikonia> an interesting few lines on "be helpful when helping"
[04:58] <ikonia> thats quite a good wiki page
[04:58] <ikonia> short and too the point but good info
[05:05] <ompaul> so does it need an alias or some other page
[05:07] <Hobbsee> a
[05:08] <ompaul> Hobbsee, out with it
[05:09] <Hobbsee> sorry.  was supposed to be apt clamav
[05:10] <ikonia> ompaul: no - thats a good page
[05:11] <ompaul> !helping and getting help is <alias> patience
[05:11] <ompaul> maybe it needs a little more text
[05:11] <ompaul> the your is very confrontational in there
[05:13] <ompaul> !no patience is People here are volunteers, attitude determines how fast you are helped. Not all answers are available instantly. See also http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines
[05:13] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-ops, ompaul said: !no patience is People here are volunteers, attitude determines how fast you are helped. Not all answers are available instantly. See also http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines
[05:13] <ompaul> @whoami
[05:13] <ubotu> I don't recognize you.
[05:13] <ompaul> you don't hu?
[05:15] <ikonia> ompaul: I still think it was a good read, to the point and the info is solid
[05:15] <GazzaK> I don't either
[05:18] <ompaul> it ain't changed and believe it or not I can't parse what you were saying
[05:19] <ompaul> @login
[05:19] <ompaul> @whoami
[05:19] <ubotu> ompaul
[05:20] <elkbuntu> :)
[05:20] <ompaul> elkbuntu, thanks
[05:20] <ompaul> so does the factoid get stronger with this or is it less strong but more all encompasing
[05:20] <ompaul> or forget it
[05:22] <elkbuntu> something like 'not everyone is available all the time'
[05:22] <elkbuntu> would be good also
[05:23] <ikonia> ahh yes, a nudge in that direction is a nice touch
[05:25] <ompaul> People here are volunteers, attitude may determine the how fast you are helped.  Not everyone is available all the time, likelwise not every answer is available instantly. See also http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines
[05:25] <ompaul> ikonia, elkbuntu GazzaK ^^ what think ye?
[05:25] <elkbuntu> +
[05:25] <ompaul> mindful of the typo
[05:26] <ompaul> People here are volunteers, attitude may determine the how fast you are helped.  Not everyone is available all the time, likewise not every answer is available instantly. See also http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines
[05:26] <ompaul> any offers for improvement before I commit it?
[05:27] <ompaul> !no patience is People here are volunteers, attitude may determine the how fast you are helped.  Not everyone is available all the time, likewise not every answer is available instantly. See also http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines
[05:27] <ubotu> I'll remember that ompaul
[05:27] <ompaul> okay I am out of here for a bit
[05:27] <GazzaK> sounds good ompaul
[05:30] <ikonia> I like the mention of ubuntu-offtopic
[05:30] <ikonia> possibly a mention of ubuntu loco ?
[05:30] <ikonia> so that people are aware of their own language channels?
[05:30] <ikonia> ahhh there is a link there, but perhaps a mention on loco
[05:31] <ikonia> I like it as a page
[05:32] <elkbuntu> ikonia, it is a wiki. anyone registered on launchpad can edit
[05:32] <ikonia> yup, I've got a few pages up
[05:32] <ikonia> but if someone is working on it and asking for feedback - I'm just providing my feedback
[05:32] <ikonia> I'm happy to edit it but would rather ompaul finished what he was doing first
[05:36] <ompaul> I am not touching the wiki
[05:36] <ompaul> just the bot
[05:37] <ompaul> ikonia, put your suggestions to the foot of the guidelines page as an additional advice
[05:38] <ikonia> okey dokey
[05:38] <ompaul> ikonia, be aware that the likes of that maybe 1 in 500 uses of !patience will bring about reading of the web page
[05:38] <ikonia> yes, but the 1 person who read it like myself may find it useful
[05:39] <ikonia> I could leave it be as you do have a link on languages under the "language and subject" section
[05:39] <ompaul> hmm
[05:39] <ikonia> am I doing over kill ?
[05:39] <ompaul> !search irc
[05:39] <ubotu> Found: logs-#ubuntuforums, tor-gpg, doesn't work, ircmeetings, guidelines-#ubuntuforums, irssi, patience, ircguidelines, tab, forums
[05:39] <ompaul> I think ! search wiki might cause me to regret dendum
[05:40] <ompaul> that
[05:40] <ompaul> dendum? what was I typing
[05:41] <ikonia> I have no idea what dendum was meant ot be
[05:41] <ikonia> to
[06:20] <PriceChild> !no patience is <reply> patience is People here are volunteers, attitude may determine how fast you are helped.  Not everyone is available all the time, likewise not every answer is available instantly. See also http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines
[06:20] <ubotu> I'll remember that PriceChild
[06:21] <PriceChild> arg
[06:21] <PriceChild> done
[06:22] <nalioth> PriceChild: wtf is that?
[06:22] <PriceChild> nalioth, fixing the extra "the" that was added somewhere as well as the <reply> that went missing
[06:22] <PriceChild> fixed in pm so as not to spam here more :)
[06:23] <nalioth> patience is <reply> patience is ?
[06:23] <PriceChild> yeah, copied and pasted a reply from ubotu, added the <reply> then forgot to remove the prefix. I said "arg" and fixed it in pm
[06:24] <PriceChild> Its better than it was!!! :)
[06:26] <nalioth> arg
[06:26] <PriceChild> You ok with what I've done now? :S
[06:26] <PriceChild> You're always around when I mess up :)
[06:28] <GazzaK> same here
[06:50] <ubotu> preaction called the ops in #ubuntu
[09:23] <Seveas> nalioth, jenda, ompaul: either of you here?
[09:23] <ompaul> yes
[09:23] <Seveas> ompaul, igama wants an ubuntu/member cloak
[09:23] <ompaul> Seveas, ^^
[09:23] <ompaul> k
[09:36] <XblackFire> hello, i got a question, once approved a locoteam, the locoteam contact has to contact the Ubuntu to get resources like a webpages, ircbots, forums ?
[09:38] <nixternal> XblackFire: #ubuntu-locoteams is where you want to ask that one
[09:38] <XblackFire> sorry, wrong channel
[09:39] <nixternal> no problem, it happens to us all :)
[09:39] <atoponce> nixternal: did you see the link posted by artificial?
[09:40] <nixternal> can't say that I did
[09:40] <atoponce> 'twas porn... :)
[09:41] <Seveas> atoponce, had a good time?>
[09:41] <atoponce> heh
[09:41] <atoponce> not really
[09:41] <mc44> you want to repost the link just so we can confirm? :p
[09:41] <atoponce> i'll let you /lastlog
[09:41] <Seveas> ;)
[09:50] <nixternal> atoponce: who is artificial? and where did he post it?
[10:11] <atoponce> nixternal: about an hour ago
[10:11] <atoponce> in #ubuntu
[10:12] <atoponce> he was in 'n out. just to post the link
[10:19] <ompaul> atoponce, for what its worth banned
[10:20] <atoponce> ok. it was just an fyi
[10:21] <atoponce> ompaul: thx
[10:22] <ompaul> atoponce, say nothing and I will too
[10:22] <ompaul> :)
[10:55] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, xipietotec said: !Mirth is get a dictionary tsmithe
[10:55] <tsmithe> haha
[11:36] <Amaranth> Mez: ping?
[12:06] <nalioth> Seveas: pong