[01:32] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-ni, xblackfire said: !ubuntu-ni is LocoTeam from Nicaragua, we invite you to particapte too! -> check www.ubuntu-ni.org
[02:59] <ubotu> Pelo called the ops in #ubuntu
[03:00] <ubotu> bruenig called the ops in #ubuntu
[03:50] <sivaji> LjL:
[03:51] <sivaji> LjL : are u there ?
[04:05] <sivaji_2009> !jre
[04:05] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about jre - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[04:10] <nalioth> sivaji_2009: /msg ubotu java
[04:28] <sivaji_2009> gnomefreak :
[04:28] <cables> ubotu is dead?
[04:30] <Pici> long live ubotu.
[04:30] <cables> :(
[04:30] <cables> Where's ubotwo? LjL unreachable?
[04:32] <nalioth> !ping
[04:33] <nalioth> ruh roh
[04:33] <cables> nalioth, it's sorta working
[04:33] <Pici> nalioth: 6 minutes from !botsnack in -offtopic to it just answering now
[04:33] <cables> nalioth, I called something in #u-offtopic and it just answered
[04:33] <cables> yeah
[04:33] <cables> like 6 minutes later
[04:34] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about is dead? - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[04:34] <gnomefreak> sivaji_2009: what?
[04:40] <sivaji_2009> !pastebin
[04:43] <ubotu> HymnToLife called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:55] <super> i got amd 64bit  processor but when i install any package for amd64bit it say does not match with system architecture
[04:55] <nalioth> super: #ubuntu is the place to ask
[04:56] <super>  #ubuntu You're banned from that channel
[04:56] <nalioth> ah, what for?
[04:56] <elkbuntu> nalioth, he is sivaji
[04:56] <nalioth> ah
[04:56] <nalioth> super: this is not the support channel
[04:57] <tonyyarusso> Mez slapped me for something?  Anyone know why?
[04:57] <nalioth> if you've gotten your permissions removed for #ubuntu . . .
[04:57] <super> nalioth LjL banned me
[04:58] <super> elkbuntu how do u know i am sivaji
[04:59] <stdin> elkbuntu knows all
[04:59] <super> stdin are u op?
[05:00] <stdin> nope
[05:00] <nalioth> super: please don't be bothersome.  you were banned from #ubuntu for a reason.
[05:01] <super> stdin can u help me
[05:01] <stdin> doubt it
[05:01] <super> stdin i got amd 64bit  processor but when i install any package for amd64bit it say does not match with system architecture
[05:02] <super> stdin is there any command to get information about processor
[05:02] <stdin> sounds like you installed the 32bit version of ubuntu, but this isn't a support channel
[05:04] <Jucato> !ping
[05:05] <Jucato> ah ubotu's on break again :)
[05:05] <stdin> too many !botsnacks
[05:05] <Jucato> heh :)
[05:10] <mneptok> @time bucharest
[05:11] <mneptok> !time bucharest
[05:18] <ubotu> pong
[05:18] <mjbrooks> ubotu doesn't seem to be responding to !commands in #ubuntu
[05:18] <elkbuntu> mjbrooks, it does, it just has a 15min lag at the moment
[05:18] <mjbrooks> oh?
[05:18] <ubotu> Current time in Europe/Bucharest: May 02 2007, 06:18:55 - Next meeting: Edubuntu in 8 hours 41 minutes
[05:18] <Jucato> lol
[05:18] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about time bucharest - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[05:19] <Jucato> mjbrooks: yeah, he went on coffee break :)
[05:19] <elkbuntu> it just proves what we all know. sev eas sits behind the bot and makes him respond
[05:19] <mjbrooks> lol
[05:20] <mjbrooks> that's some serious lag
[05:20] <cables> What's going on with ubotu?
[05:20] <cables> mjbrooks, ubotu just disconnected.
[05:22] <stdin> it's back in kubuntu tho
[05:22] <cables> weird
[05:27] <nalioth> !ping
[05:27] <ubotu> pong
[05:27] <cables> slow, but working :)
[05:27] <nalioth> aaaah
[05:27] <cables> What happened with ubotu? What caused the failure?
[05:29] <nalioth> cables: if you had to keep up with 2400 folks, you'd tire out, also.
[05:30] <cables> nalioth, ok... but was it a hardware failure, or the ISP connection was slow, or what?
[05:31] <nalioth> cables: i don't think a supybot was designed for the workload ubotu pulls
[05:32] <cables> nalioth, why wouldn't it be able to handle what I estimate as one query every 3 seconds? I dunno, it doesn't seem like as big a job as people say it is.
[05:35] <nalioth> cables: it keeps track of EVERY nick it is sharing a room with
[05:35] <nalioth> every line of text is parsed
[05:35] <cables> nalioth, ok... now i see why it might crash :)
[05:42] <nalioth> and when you get a bunch of folks abusing it . . .
[05:45] <stdin> bot's having a nap again
[06:00] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, cables said: !warez is <alias> coc
 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 in -offtopic
[06:01] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, starkruzr said: ubotu, wares is <alias> coc
[06:01] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, starkruzr said: ubotu, forget wares
[06:01] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, starkruzr said: ubotu, warez is <alias> coc
[06:52] <ubotu> In ubotu, crdlb said: nvdeco is <reply> To fix your beryl/compiz window decorations (titlebars) with an NVIDIA graphics card, run  sudo nvidia-xconfig --add-argb-glx-visuals -d 24  in a terminal.
[11:22] <Tm_T> !kopete
[11:22] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about kopete - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[11:22] <Tm_T> hmm, I'm sure there was some factoid related to kopete
[11:22] <Tm_T> !im
[11:22] <ubotu> Instant Messenger Clients: Gaim (GNOME, http://help.ubuntu.com/community/GaimHowto), Kopete (KDE), both supporting MSN, Jabber, AIM, Gadu-Gadu, Novell Groupwise, ICQ and IRC.
[11:22] <Tm_T> haa, there it is, though, no website related to Kopete
[11:25] <sivaji> LjL:are u there ?
[11:26] <mc44> LjL is not online at the moment
[11:27] <elkbuntu> sivaji, learn to check the userlist
[11:27] <sivaji> mc44: may i know when he will come
[11:27] <elkbuntu> sivaji, we are not his secretaries
[11:27] <Myrtti> we're not clearvoyants
[11:27] <Myrtti> I left my sorceressrobe at home
[11:28] <Tm_T> Myrtti: oh no! whyy?!!
[11:29] <Myrtti> it felt a bit nippy outside so I figured I need a good jacket
[11:54] <sivaji> i got totally 5 partitions kubuntu on one partition ,xp on other partition ,i cant browse file on other partition when i use kubuntu is there any way to browse that file from kubuntu
[11:54] <mc44> this is not a support channel
[11:55] <Hobbsee> oh hi sivaji
[11:55] <sivaji> hi hobbess
[11:55] <sivaji> ess
[11:56] <sivaji> hobbess are u op
[11:57] <sivaji> hobbsee are u op
[11:57] <Hobbsee> why would i be here otherwise?
[11:57] <Myrtti> sivaji: I think last time you were asking that, the answer was: LjL banned you, he's the one who will unban you, if he sees it fit
[11:59] <sivaji> myrtti i came too many times but he is not available better u appoint me as a op
[11:59] <Myrtti> say WHAT?
[11:59] <Hobbsee> you as an op?  i think not
[11:59] <Hobbsee> you cant even follow the rules
[11:59] <Hobbsee> sivaji: what's the !ops call for?
[12:00] <Tm_T> =)
[12:00] <elkbuntu> Hobbsee, he's trying to get other people to interfere with LjL's bans
[12:00] <sivaji> i will call operator to report spammer
[12:00] <Hobbsee> elkbuntu: true.  however, i'm kind of involved with this - we both issued a kickban at about the same time, iirc.
[12:00] <Hobbsee> i think he beat me
[12:00] <sivaji> it will call operator to report spmmer
[12:00] <Hobbsee> right
[12:01] <Hobbsee> so what's it *not* for?
[12:01] <sivaji> i dont know u tell me
[12:02] <sivaji> Hobbsee i cant see u this morning what happen
[12:08] <Hobbsee> Seveas: did you write an op council spec already?
[12:08] <Hobbsee> or something?
[12:08] <Hobbsee> or are they plannign to discuss ad-hoc?
[12:08] <sivaji> !gimp
[12:08] <ubotu> gimp is an advanced image manipulation application for Ubuntu. See http://www.gimp.org for tutorials and more information.
[02:02] <gnomefreak> !find white screen
[02:02] <ubotu> Found: libclass-whitehole-perl, whitelister, whitespace, crash-whitepaper
[02:02] <gnomefreak> hmmmmmmm
[02:04] <Pici> Anyone notice flyby5 in #ubuntu a few minutes ago?
[02:05] <Pici> Popped in, pasted a few odd lines about freenode and popped out.
[02:06] <mc44> and just did it agani
[02:07] <Pici> And now hes pming ikonia :/
[02:07] <ikonia> guys could somsone take a look at flyby5 out, he's flooding the channel and pm'ingme
[02:08] <Hobbsee> ikonia: in that case, you're after a staffer
[02:09] <ikonia> nah - just a ban from #ubuntu was enough
[02:09] <mc44> Hobbsee: in -devel too
[02:09] <Hobbsee> !staff
[02:09] <ubotu> Hey nalioth, jenda, rob, SportChick or ompaul! I could use a bit of your time :)
[02:09] <Hobbsee> mc44: got him
[02:09] <mc44> :)
[02:10] <Hobbsee> and no staff members.  hooray
[02:10] <mc44> doing the rounds I see
[02:11] <Hobbsee> yep
[02:12] <ikonia> ughhhhh he's still pm'ing me
[02:12] <ikonia> I'll stick him on ignore
[02:12] <ikonia> is SportChick or any of the others around
[02:12] <Hobbsee> no
[02:12] <Hobbsee> see /stats p and the lack of response
[02:12] <ikonia> I can't there is a bug in BitchX that stops that from working
[02:13] <ikonia> ahhh 0 staff members
[02:13] <ikonia> not to worry
[02:13] <ikonia> good job /quote stats p works
[02:23] <Hobbsee> and klined.  good
[02:23] <mc44> \o/
[02:55] <ubotu> ikonia called the ops in #ubuntu
[02:55] <ikonia> johnmatrix - off topic bad/offensive language
[02:55] <jrib> he's in -offtopic gnomefreak
[02:56] <ikonia> jrib - thanks
[02:56] <gnomefreak> ty :)
[02:56] <ikonia> jrib - thanks
[02:56] <ikonia> oops
[03:26] <ubotu> Pici called the ops in #ubuntu
[03:35] <PriceChild> Hey welcome back DBO!
[03:36] <DBO> hey PriceChild
[03:36] <DBO> it's good to be back
[03:36] <DBO> I think I've finally got myself back to a place where I need to be, a new town, a new job, and a new set of friends
[03:46] <PriceChild> Sounds good!
[03:54] <Amaranth> DBO!
[03:54] <DBO> howdy Amaranth
[03:54] <Amaranth> Dude, long time
[03:54] <DBO> yeah I know
[04:18] <Hobbsee> hi DBO!
[04:18] <Hobbsee> right, DBO can deal with all the madness now!
[04:18] <LjL> what madness?
[04:18] <DBO> can I?
[04:18] <LjL> you saying i'm mad?
[04:19] <LjL> YOU SAYING I'M MAD?!?!
[04:19] <DBO> something going wrong dearest Hobbsee?
[04:19] <DBO> LjL, shhhh, just wait for the men in the vans to come get you
[04:19] <Pici> LjL: your friend was here looking for you earlier again
[04:19] <Hobbsee> LjL: yes.
[04:19] <DBO> Pici, would that be the one with the straight jacket?
[04:19] <Hobbsee> LjL: the men with white coats and needles are coming for you soon
[04:19] <Hobbsee> DBO: yes, you can
[04:20] <DBO> so I can...
[04:20] <LjL> Pici: doing what, asking for the ban to be lifted, or explaining how evil i was ruining his computer, or both?
[04:20] <DBO> what do you want me to look after Hobbsee?
[04:20] <Hobbsee> DBO: #ubuntu
[04:21] <DBO> alright
[04:21] <DBO> no problem, I;ll watch the kids for a couple hours
[04:23] <Hobbsee> DBO: and everywhere else, of course
[04:24] <DBO> of course, why are you wearing the big crown in #ubuntu btw?
[04:27] <Hobbsee> DBO: was using it earlier
[04:28] <DBO> ;-)
[05:36] <ikonia> what can be done about the user kenthomas, he constantly comes in channel, makes rude remakes and gets banned
[05:37] <ikonia> then he gets let back in and it happens all over and over again
[05:37] <LjL> ikonia: he can be asked whether the solution i gave him worked when he comes back
[05:37] <LjL> and just after that, he can be banned
[05:37] <ikonia> LjL sorry - swapping channels in BitchX and making a mess
[05:37] <LjL> np
[05:38] <LjL> i just want to know if it worked before i ban him
[05:38] <LjL> but i'll ban him, he deserves it
[05:38] <ikonia> he just keeps doing it - all the time bad lanaguage, rude and offensive comments - gets banned then comes backin and does it again
[05:39] <LjL> see, it worked
[05:39] <ikonia> thanks
[05:39] <ikonia> just gets tedious
[05:39] <LjL> well, n bans eventually turn into a permban, possibly
[05:40] <ikonia> it may seem harsh but he's be banned around 10 times while I've been here at least
[05:40] <ikonia> just a tedious circle
[05:40] <mc44> LjL: no it was your *other* friend
[05:43] <LjL> mc44: wait, who? cchance?
[05:43] <mc44> LjL: wow you have s many friends
[05:43] <mc44> *so
[05:43] <LjL> well which one was that one :P cchance shouldn't even be banned right now, so shouldn't come here
[05:43] <mc44> c<sivaji> LjL:are u there ?
[05:43] <LjL> ah sivaji, forgot about him
[05:47] <gnomefreak> do you have his hostmask handy?
[05:49] <mc44> * sivaji (n=sivaji@122.164.145.208) has joined #ubuntu-ops
[06:07] <gnomefreak> ty mc44
[08:40] <ubotu> savvas called the ops in #ubuntu-gr
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[08:49] <ikonia> that bad apokryphos  ?
[08:49] <Tm_T> grrrr
[08:49] <apokryphos> ikonia: eh?
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[08:49] <apokryphos> just a sigh
[08:50] <ikonia> I took that as "sigh......what now"
[08:51] <Tm_T> <sigh font=monospace > Oh boy </ sigh>
[08:51] <apokryphos> wasn't a real call
[08:51] <ikonia> false alarm
[10:01] <WaZ`> :D
[10:03] <WaZ`> does ubuntu-troll redirect here?
[10:03] <LjL> i suppose it would
[10:03] <WaZ`> sorry then
[10:04] <nalioth> self-incrimination?
[10:04] <Tm_T> )(
[10:05] <nalioth> lots of channels redirect here
[10:06] <Tm_T> heh
[11:31] <jdong> why am I getting a bad vibe from root____1?
[11:31] <jdong> (#ubuntu-devel)
[11:34] <mc44> jdong: because you're not a trusting person? :p
[11:34] <jdong> haha
[11:34] <jdong> that's... pretty true
[11:34] <mc44> also because they are logged in as root :)
[11:34] <jdong> thank you captain obvious :)
[11:35] <mc44> unless they are only pretending to be logged in as root!
[11:35] <jdong> lol
[11:35] <jdong> I've done it before....
[11:35] <jdong> on like special purpose systems that I'm not supposed to be installing irssi on
[11:35] <jdong> like, say, robot controllers....
[11:36] <lakcaj> Hello.  Can somebody test my irc settings?
[11:36] <nalioth> lakcaj: like what?
[11:37] <lakcaj> I should be on port 8001, and I want to join #ubuntu
[11:37] <nalioth> lakcaj: ah, join #moderation please
[11:37] <lakcaj> k
[11:38] <nalioth> lakcaj: thanks for your patience
[11:38] <nalioth> you can join #ubuntu now
[11:39] <lakcaj> ok, thanks a lot.  Sorry it's such a pain just to let people join the channel.
[12:23] <gouki> Has anyone used TZO.com for DDNS? I'm thinking about buying a second-level domain with them.
[12:25] <DBO> this isn't the right place to ask
[12:25] <DBO> you might want to check in #ubuntu-offtopic
[12:26] <gouki> I'm aware this isn't support channel for TZO, it was just a quick question.