[12:41] <PriceChild> "spanish" people in #ubuntu...
[12:47] <jrib> PriceChild: is your irc client possessed?
[12:47] <PriceChild> I typed a mute on deccawhatsit because of the pasting... he stopped and i forgot to clear the line... so when i replied to the next guy about port for ssh it did the mute anyway :(
[12:51] <PriceChild> I don't think he noticed though :P
[01:07] <PriceChild> * IntuitiveNipple has quit ("The only intuitive interface is the nipple; everything else is learned.")
[02:23] <Tm_T> bah
[02:23] <Tm_T> BAH
[02:25] <ubotu> __mikem called the ops in #ubuntu
[03:13] <Ju> Hi !
[03:14] <Ju> I've been accepted as a Ubuntu member 'long' time ago, and never asked for a ubuntu cloak, is it still possible ?
[03:15] <Ju> My lp account https://launchpad.net/~jrottenberg
[03:16] <PriceChild> Seveas, ^
[03:19] <PriceChild> Ju, he's probably sleeping but will hopefully read the backlog when he wakes up. He's the only one that can approve the cloaks for the time being sorry.
[03:21] <Ju> oh, no big deal :-) I can wait. no rush here
[03:31] <Tm_T> no, you can't wait, you have big need to wake up Seveas and poke him with pointy stick
[04:00] <PriceChild> !ubuntu
[04:00] <ubotu> Ubuntu is a complete Linux-based operating system, freely available with both community and professional support. It is developed by a large community and we invite you to participate too! - Also see http://www.ubuntu.com and http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuHowCome
[04:01] <PriceChild> I guess its a page that's been removed from help. ....
[05:09] <cables> Is anyone here watching Punkunity in #ubuntu?
[05:14] <Punkunity> llo
[05:14] <nalioth> hi
[05:14] <Punkunity> i have aproblem
[05:15] <Punkunity> I think I am muted in #ubuntu-offtopic
[05:15] <Punkunity> and i have no Idea why
[05:15] <nalioth> Punkunity: the ban is lifted
[05:15] <Punkunity> but it happened like a week ago, and now i registered my nick(i didnt know I had to) and still I cannot talk in #ubuntu-offtopic
[05:16] <Punkunity> ty sir
[05:16] <Punkunity> do u know why i was banned nalioth ???
[05:16] <nalioth> i do not
[05:16] <Punkunity> hmm...
[05:16] <nalioth> there is /msg ubotu coc and /msg ubotu guidelines if you want to brush up
[05:16] <Punkunity> brush up on what?
[05:17] <nalioth> why you may have been quieted
[05:17] <Punkunity> so
[05:17] <Punkunity> how do I quiet someone??
[05:18] <Punkunity> nalioth, it still says I am banned?? do i have to restart my client program??
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[05:18] <Punkunity> * #ubuntu-offtopic :Cannot send to channel
[05:20] <Punkunity> nalioth, ???
[05:20] <Punkunity> n
[05:20] <nalioth> Punkunity: are you watching in #ubuntu-offtopic ?
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[05:25] <Vorian> nalioth, can you cloak a newly ordained ubuntu member?
[05:25] <Vorian> and hello :)
[05:27] <nalioth> Vorian: depends
[05:28] <Vorian> he just was approved today
[05:28] <Vorian> https://launchpad.net/~boredandblogging
[05:29] <tonyyarusso> ah, cool
[05:29] <Vorian> yep, totally deserved it :)
[05:33] <nalioth> am i stuck in a cave? i've never heard of him
[05:33] <tonyyarusso> Does UWN work a lot
[05:33] <Vorian> he's a LoCo / Marketing fantizmo
[05:34] <Vorian> and yes, you are stuck in a cave.
[06:01] <beuno> nalioth: he's been doing most of the UWN itself for a month now
[07:58] <Madpilot> evening all.
[07:59] <tonyyarusso> hey
[08:01] <Madpilot> any Official Word on our new IRC council? Apparently something was decided upon at the Ubuntu Drinking Session, but the only mention is in jono's long blogpost...
[08:02] <tonyyarusso> No idea
[08:03] <nalioth> nothing mentioned yet (i've been asking)
[08:04] <Madpilot> presumably the mad Dutchman will have the Official Word first
[08:04] <Myrtti> have I recently said that I love all of you guys?
[08:04] <tonyyarusso> Maybe, but you can say it again :)
[08:04] <Myrtti> I love all of you guys!
[08:04] <tonyyarusso> speaking of the Mad Dutchman - Seveas, what's "meerendonk" mean?
[08:05] <Myrtti> it's nice to be employed because of Ubuntu
[08:06] <elkbuntu_> Myrtti, where are you employed?
[08:09] <Myrtti> Finnish Centre for Open Source Solutions
[08:09] <Myrtti> kinda like FLUG for companies
[08:23] <elkbuntu_> cool
[09:40] <mneptok> munh.
[09:41] <mneptok> i feel like someone kicked me as i slept.
[09:41] <maxamillion> mneptok: that's never good
[09:42] <mneptok> maxamillion: crossed 7 time zones. it happens. :)
[09:42] <maxamillion> ouch
[09:50] <Burgundavia> mneptok: were you at UDS?
[09:51] <mneptok> Burgundavia: nope.
[09:51] <Burgundavia> didn't think so
[09:51] <mneptok> Burgundavia: i'm in .ro for 2 weeks. so UDS would have been tough.
[09:51] <Burgundavia> ahh
[09:52] <mneptok> Etienne and Fabian repesented support this time
[09:52] <mneptok> +r
[09:53] <Madpilot> mneptok, you have competition in the "terrifying photograph" category: http://www.flickr.com/photos/8294638@N02/499351468/in/set-72157600219769319/
[09:53] <Burgundavia> right, went drinking with them
[09:57] <popey> hehe
[09:57] <popey> nice pic
[09:58] <mneptok> i wish i was better at Photoshopping semen stains.
[09:58] <Madpilot> @lart mneptok
[09:59] <mneptok> s/3\ weeks/3\ more\ weeks/
[03:53] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, Pici said: !g15 is <reply> For help on configuring your Logitech G15 keyboard, plase see https://help.ubuntu.com/community/LogitechG15
[03:53] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, Pici said: !g15 is <reply> For help on configuring your Logitech G15 keyboard, please see https://help.ubuntu.com/community/LogitechG15
[03:54] <Pici> !logitechg15 and !g15tools should probably point to that too
[04:16] <elkbuntu> gnomefreak, one troll vote for him ;)
[04:17] <gnomefreak> yeah im getting that
[04:18] <gnomefreak> he beat me to it :(
[04:19] <elkbuntu> he'll be back elsewhere, just wait
[04:19] <gnomefreak> im sure of it
[07:01] <PriceChild> Seveas, did you get that message earlier from someone asking for a cloak?
[07:01] <Seveas> PriceChild, depends on who
[07:02] <Seveas> a few people askd
[07:02] <nalioth> PriceChild: he got it
[07:02] <PriceChild> Ok cool :)
[08:09] <ubotu> In #ubuntu, dj said: ubotu: where is "Copy Rendering" in the beryl manager?
[08:09] <gnomefreak> .win 15
[08:17] <PriceChild> .win 16
[08:17] <Amaranth> .win inf
[08:20] <PriceChild> you win :(
[08:20] <Amaranth> .win NaN
[08:22] <tonyyarusso> .lose at_window_switching
[08:24] <joejaxx> . anything looks like you are controlling a botnet :P
[08:25] <tonyyarusso> .flood joejaxx
[08:25] <joejaxx> lol
[08:25] <tonyyarusso> muahaha
[08:25] <tonyyarusso> (good thing the code's on LP!)
[08:27] <joejaxx> yeah
[08:43] <PriceChild> Heads up in #ubuntu
[08:47] <ompaul> get your +r ready
[08:48] <Pici> Probably something I cant see with joins/parts/nicks hidden
[08:48] <PriceChild> haha :)
[08:49] <PriceChild> I remember the nick BigToe...
[08:52] <PriceChild> !btlogin
[08:52] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about btlogin - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[08:52] <PriceChild> %btlogin
[08:53] <Hobbsee> PriceChild: @btlogin
[08:53] <PriceChild> ss % works as well :)
[08:53] <Hobbsee> ahh, so it does
[08:54] <Hobbsee> last time i tried, it didnt.  or something
[08:54] <PriceChild> The guy isn't on the bt though... I could have sworn he was
[08:55] <PriceChild> grr
[08:55] <mc44> pretty rubbish wrong advice anyway :)
[08:56] <PriceChild> Could have at least made it plausible...
[08:56] <PriceChild> "how do i install this library?" - "reboot"
[09:34] <mitsuhiko> !staff
[09:34] <ubotu> Hey nalioth, jenda, rob, SportChick or ompaul! I could use a bit of your time :)
[09:35] <mitsuhiko> ups
[09:35] <mitsuhiko> Seveas: *grrr* :)
[09:35] <Seveas> HAH :)
[09:36] <mc44> Looks like Seveas being evil, nothing to see here :)
[09:36] <ompaul> ya
[09:37] <Seveas> no, mitsuhiko actually needed a staffer
[09:37] <ompaul> ahh
[09:37] <ompaul> well it appears there is one
[09:37] <Seveas> indeed
[09:37] <Seveas> now go and do your duty ;)
[09:37] <ompaul> mitsuhiko, sup?
[09:37] <mc44> Seveas: gosh I am sorry, I didnt mean to insinuate you were evil on occasion :P
[09:37] <ompaul> sir YES SIR
[09:38] <mitsuhiko> :D
[09:38] <ompaul> mc44, cos that would be inconsistant with the truth
[09:38] <ompaul> mitsuhiko, sup?
[09:38] <Seveas> mitsuhiko, ompaul is a staffer :)
[09:39] <ompaul> you know the guy with the inability to reboot his laptop to make the projector work
[09:39] <mitsuhiko> Seveas: well. the most interesting aspect of the whole misapprehension is that i never needed someone :)
[09:39] <mitsuhiko> that was yann2
[09:39] <ompaul> so what does yann2 want
[09:39] <Seveas> err,right
[09:40] <mitsuhiko> ompaul: expect a query
[09:40] <ompaul> ohh no, not a query
[09:40] <mitsuhiko> :)
[09:40] <ompaul> your chief weapons are queries etc
[09:45] <ompaul> Seveas, ping
[09:45] <ompaul> pm dude
[10:06] <d2dchat> hey i fixed it
[10:06] <d2dchat> please let me rejoin
[10:06] <d2dchat> any ops here?
[10:07] <ompaul> d2dchat, join me in ##ompaul
[10:07] <ompaul> for testing
[10:28] <Seveas> ompaul, if you don't mind bing useful, please cloak Ju
[10:29] <Ju> thx Seveas
[10:29] <ompaul> Ju, remember to auth whenyou join the network
[10:30] <ompaul> to make it work
[10:30] <Ju> I always do, more than once (I use bip) and auth with each client
[10:30] <ompaul> okay thats done I am out of there
[10:30] <Ju> thx
[10:31] <PriceChild> nalioth, you said that guy already got his cloak! :(
[11:26] <nalioth> PriceChild: no, i said the dutchman KNEW about the request
[11:26] <PriceChild> ahh ok :)
[11:27] <PriceChild> hehe... "the dutchman"
[11:30] <Hobbsee> the mad dutchman, yes
[11:30] <mc44> not the flying dutchman?
[11:31] <PriceChild> I wonder if he has that on hilight... and if not then he should
[11:31] <PriceChild> mc44, he was for a few hours before and after UDS
[11:31] <tonyyarusso> mc44: You're thinking of the flying nun ;P
[11:31] <mc44> the flying dutchnun? :)
[11:33] <PriceChild> Hello pradalover, can we help you?
[11:33] <pradalover> I am trying to install Ubuntu onto my computer..I have two hard drives one 80 g for windows xp and another 120 g for linux ...I am currently running Ubuntu off of my cd and its asking me to partition.....how do i do this
[11:34] <nalioth> pradalover: join #ubuntu please
[11:34] <pradalover> why did i have a feeling that would happen
[11:35] <Hobbsee> because you know that this is not a support channel.
[11:35] <pradalover> the Ubuntu channel is full of teenage brats
[11:35] <nalioth> pradalover: because you know you're asking in the wrong place?
[11:35] <pradalover> that won't help
[11:35] <nalioth> pradalover: then join #ubuntu-offtopic
[11:35] <mc44> which is also not a support channel :P
[11:36] <pradalover> Is it really that hard to offer up some advice..I mean GIVE ME A BREAK
[11:37] <nalioth> no, but #ubuntu-offtopic does offer support
[11:37] <mc44> suggesting the people who would help you are teenage brats does not help your cause
[11:37] <LjL> pradalover: head to usenet for some anarchy. here it's IRC, we're only half anarchic, and you've got to use #ubuntu for support
[11:38] <pradalover> i wanna scream and cry
[11:39] <Hobbsee> it surprises me that you know about the varying ubuntu channels, but not how to partition, though
[11:39] <Hobbsee> "follow the instructions in the installer" is usually good advice
[11:39] <pradalover> i am an enigma to most
[11:39] <pradalover> thats because someone showed me
[11:40] <pradalover> once i am shown how to ...i usually don't forget
[11:40] <pradalover> but it takes days upon days to get someone to actually show me how
[11:41] <pradalover> make sense
[11:41] <nzk> Could I *please* get unbanned from Ubuntu? I have serious problems with my installation and its a horrible inconvenience to be banned.
[11:42] <pradalover> if my friend could remote to me he would help....but oh no ! something is wrong with my remote access too
[11:45] <pradalover> thus is one HUGE reason why women don't use linux
[11:45] <Hobbsee> nzk: you'd have to wait for Seveas
[11:46] <nzk> ...fine
[11:46] <nalioth> !patience > pradalover
[11:47] <Hobbsee> pradalover: you cant pull the women line here...
[11:47] <LjL> pradalover, i'm still not seeing you in any real Ubuntu channel. this channel is an administrative channel *only*, so you're not going to get any support here. join #ubuntu, or if you don't like the people there, find your way someplace you like
[11:47] <Hobbsee> pradalover: women have nothing to do with getting support, or not.
[11:48] <pradalover> Yes it does
[11:48] <gnomefreak> how?
[11:48] <pradalover> oh yes it does
[11:48] <Hobbsee> uh...
[11:48] <pradalover> I see it all the time
[11:49] <Hobbsee> besides, you dont have your real name, or anything, set to anything suggesting that you'd be a women
[11:49] <Hobbsee> hence you're rather genderless, in trying to get help.
[11:49] <pradalover> for some reason i think you men look at linux as a type of football enviroment or poker game
[11:50] <gnomefreak> lol
[11:50] <Hobbsee> besides, girls dont exist on the interweb.
[11:50] <mc44> fact
[11:50] <PriceChild> Hobbsee, they do if they have photos?
[11:50] <Hobbsee> PriceChild: no.  the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls are FBI agents.
[11:50] <PriceChild> :)
[11:51] <Hobbsee> pradalover: i'll have to say that it's an offense for you to call me a man, without you doing your research.  whcih then drops your credibility.
[11:52] <pradalover> are you a girl hobbsee
[11:52] <LjL> ask the FBI
[11:52] <Hobbsee> pradalover: no.  i keep my information in my /whois just for kicks.
[11:52] <Seveas> she sure hugs like a girl
[11:52] <Hobbsee> Seveas: define a girl-like-hug?
[11:53] <Seveas> Hobbsee, something a heterosexual man-like person will exprience as pleasant
[11:53] <Hobbsee> Seveas: right
[11:57] <pradalover> well i am not getting any help. Just lectured as usual.....weird
[11:57] <pradalover> gtg
[11:58] <Seveas> bye
[11:58] <mc44> ..weird
[11:58] <Hobbsee> dont come back...
[11:58] <Hobbsee> seriously....
[11:58] <Hobbsee> [07:56]  <Hobbsee> people, if you're going to pull the line of "i cant get support because i'm a women, you men all think that linux is a type of football enviroment or poker game..." or whatever, please do your research first, that the immediate people you're taking to *arent female*.  kthxbye.
[11:59] <Hobbsee> you're only *ever* allowed to pull the "females get it harder" line when they actually do - else it'd get used all the time.
[11:59] <Seveas> Hobbsee, we all know you secretly want to be a man anyway
[11:59] <Hobbsee> Seveas: heh
[11:59] <Seveas> *ouch*
[12:00] <mc44> Hobbsee: and Seveas always wanted to be a girl :)
[12:00] <PriceChild> vicious
[12:00] <Hobbsee> hehe
[12:00] <Hobbsee> of course, yes
[12:00] <PriceChild> with ponies
[12:00] <Hobbsee> no, Seveas just liked two girls hanging off him in the airport
[12:00] <mc44> hehe
[12:00] <Seveas> @pony mc44
[12:00] <Seveas> Hobbsee, that was indeed quite pleasurable :)
[12:00] <mc44> !ping
[12:01] <PriceChild> Have I missed a story here?
[12:01] <Hobbsee> Seveas: i think it was for all of us :P
[12:01] <Hobbsee> PriceChild: just elkbuntu and i in a cuddly mood - and Seveas being there
[12:01] <ubotu> No mc44 can't have a pony, Seveas!
[12:01] <ubotu> pong
[12:01] <Seveas> lagbotu
[12:02] <Seveas> omfg.... stupid thing on the news: police in a town in NL are handing out chocolate at the end of 'nights out' to keep people calm...
[12:03] <Hobbsee> haha
[12:03] <PriceChild> haha
[12:03] <PriceChild> That can only work.
[12:03] <Seveas> it works on chocaholics maybe
[12:04] <mc44> Chocolate liqueurs I hope
[12:04] <PriceChild> oh come on if someone offers you chocolate you're gonna be nice to them :)
[12:04] <vorian> hi Seveas, can you give approval for boredandblogging to get a cloak? (meberized yesterday)
[12:04] <PriceChild> and everyone likes chocolate
[12:04] <Hobbsee> mmm...chocolate
[12:04] <Seveas> vorian, that's been approved hours ago :)
[12:04] <Seveas> PriceChild, chocolate is nice
[12:05] <gnomefreak> Seveas: did you deal with nz_k yet.
[12:05] <Seveas> gnomefreak, loooooooong ago
[12:05] <Seveas> (as in: months)
[12:05] <mc44> Seveas: hes back -->
[12:05] <gnomefreak> he wanted you today
[12:05] <Seveas> don't want to touch him with a 10-foot pole now
[12:05] <gnomefreak> like 30 minutes ago
[12:06] <Hobbsee> he's still in #ubuntu+1 though
[12:06] <Seveas> and in here :)
[12:06] <Seveas> gnomefreak, try the bantracker
[12:06] <gnomefreak> @btlogin
[12:07] <Seveas> @btlogout gnomefreak
[12:07] <gnomefreak> oops
[12:07] <LjL> so evil
[12:07] <Seveas> so fake :)
[12:07] <gnomefreak> whats with the certs
[12:07] <Seveas> gnomefreak, btw, check your invites
[12:08] <Seveas> gnomefreak, certs, schmerts
[12:08] <Seveas> need to fix that
[12:08] <Seveas> actually, someone needs to do HTTP 1.2 and include STARTTLS
[12:09] <AfterDeath> I've heard there will be a flood in #ubuntu tonight, so keep an eye out; pm me if you've got questions
[12:09] <Seveas> he's probably the one planning the flood
[12:09] <Hobbsee> i'd bet on it, yes
[12:10] <Hobbsee> is that a klinable offense?
[12:11] <mc44> he has troll in his cloak :)
[12:11] <nalioth> Hobbsee: is what a klineable offense?
[12:11] <Seveas> nalioth, being Australian
[12:12] <Hobbsee> depends if he's actually creating the flood
[12:12] <Hobbsee> or a part of it
[12:12] <Seveas> ki{c,n}ky!
[12:12] <Hobbsee> Seveas: No kinky for you.
[12:12] <Seveas> you think :)
[12:13] <Hobbsee> i know.
[12:13] <Seveas> it's almost bedtime here
[12:13] <Hobbsee> at least not on irc for you.
[12:13] <Seveas> true
[12:13] <Seveas> but IRL it's better
[12:13] <Hobbsee> well, duh
[12:13] <LjL> Seveas: you mean like being tied by CAT5 cables while trying to find out where the network outage is precisely?
[12:14] <Seveas> LjL, I prefer powercables. Stronger :)
[12:15] <Seveas> and network outages are usually quick tofind. Look for the axe somewhere in a router where itshould not be :)
[12:16] <Seveas> halon, nice
[12:16] <LjL> Seveas: you should "trapped in a train door" too, it's fun
[12:16] <mc44> haha
[12:16] <LjL> s/should/should try/
[12:17] <Seveas> We have a sign on our sysadmin office saying: "If the helpdesk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire"
[12:17] <Seveas> No halon there.
[12:17] <Hobbsee> hahahhaha
[12:17] <PriceChild> i want one of those signs
[12:17] <Seveas> We had to remove it though when there were stockholders visiting
[12:18] <Hobbsee> haha
[12:18] <LjL> Seveas: you don't have a sign "If you pass on stupid questions to us, we set you on fire" for the helpdesk?
[12:18] <Seveas> (dunno if stockholders is proper english though, I mean people who own large parts of the company)
[12:18] <mc44> thats right
[12:18] <PriceChild> yeah stockholders is good
[12:18] <Seveas> LjL, helpdesk and sysadmin are pretty much the same dept.
[12:18] <Seveas> we do both
[12:18] <LjL> eek, *that*'s kinky :P
[12:19] <Seveas> hehe
[12:19] <Hobbsee> you sad people...
[12:19] <Seveas> it's not that bad
[12:19] <mc44> :D
[12:19] <Seveas> it's a good thing to talk to some nice people from time to time instad of servers
[12:20] <PriceChild> here we go
[12:20] <Hobbsee> we're not nice.
[12:20] <Seveas> Hobbsee, the average male has 2 things on his mind: left boob and right boob. Fortunately the men in here are a bit more civil
[12:20] <Hobbsee> heh
[12:21] <Seveas> I'd say left core and right core
[12:21] <Seveas> and a sexy 2 gig of ram
[12:21] <mc44> rawr
[12:21] <Hobbsee> nalioth: @bas7-montrealak-1088776071.dsl.bell.ca would be a problem IP, assuming you've not already seen it
[12:22] <Seveas> mc44, you should see my imap server :)
[12:22] <mc44> Seveas: you can show it to me anytime :P
[12:22] <Seveas> or the hot netapp with several dozen TB of space
[12:23] <nalioth> picking on the canadians again, Hobbsee ?  :P
[12:23] <Hobbsee> nalioth: :P
[12:23] <Hobbsee> nalioth: i'm assuming you're joking, adn that you've already seen #ubuntu
[12:23] <PriceChild> I wonder why they only join/parted....
[12:23] <Hobbsee> PriceChild: a warning.
[12:23] <PriceChild> hmm ok
[12:23] <Hobbsee> i'd guess
[12:25] <nalioth> Hobbsee: klined
[12:25] <Hobbsee> nalioth: great
[12:26] <Hobbsee> Seveas: this one?  http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t164/sirbartonslady/?action=view&current=helpdeskwarning.png
[12:26] <Seveas> probably futile though, they tend to have lots of hosts
[12:26] <nalioth> not guaranteeing anything, Hobbsee but still
[12:26] <Hobbsee> nalioth: of course