[12:30] <ubotu> In #ubuntu, pietro10 said: ubotu is a bot he is not intelligent
[12:46] <nalioth> mc44: next time someone asks that question, answer with
[12:46] <nalioth> !apt-file
[12:46] <ubotu> apt-file is a program that can tell you which package(s) contain(s) a given filename. To install it and generate the database it needs, run "sudo apt-get install apt-file && sudo apt-file update"
[12:47] <ikonia> evening
[12:51] <mc44> nalioth: sure, but he wanted the ubotu command :P
[01:04] <nalioth> mc44: some people are totally unaware of apt-file
[01:04] <nalioth> mc44: remember the fish
[01:30] <effie_jayx> nalioth,  the fish?... don't give them the fish?.... show them how to fish?
[01:30] <nalioth> effie_jayx: yes, teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life
[01:40] <mc44> nalioth: give a man a fire he'll be warm for the night. set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life
[01:41] <effie_jayx> mc44,  very pyrotechnically poetic sir
[01:41] <mc44> effie_jayx: stolen from Terry Pratchett :)
[02:28] <PriceChild> LjL, that's the worst one ever!
[02:28] <LjL> the away message? :)
[02:28] <PriceChild> yeah
[02:28] <PriceChild> that's just ridiculous
[02:30] <crdlb> gah they really shouldn't call freenode "ubuntu servers" by default
[02:30] <PriceChild> Yeah it does have a negative effect i'm sure
[02:32] <LjL> well
[02:32] <LjL> having irc.ubuntu.com is a good thing, as it doesn't make us tied to this network
[02:33] <LjL> (not that there's anything bad with this network, but it'd be just stupid)
[02:33] <LjL> perhaps the label could be different alright
[05:15] <cables> Can someone get Arex out of there?
[05:16] <Burgundavia> umm?
[05:16] <ubotu> cables called the ops in #ubuntu
[05:16] <Burgundavia> oh, I see
[05:33] <crdlb> #ubuntu is a happy place tonight -_-
[05:44] <Hobbsee> as usual
[05:45] <Hobbsee> good thing i dont have to deal wiht it :)
[05:47] <mneptok> i should start #ubuntu-affects for newbies that want to act Unix-y cool
[05:49] <Hobbsee> mneptok: well there are plans to split the channel
[05:49] <mneptok> -effects?
[05:49] <mneptok> to what? -compiz and -abouttobecompizagain?
[05:50] <Hobbsee> hehe
[05:50] <Hobbsee> no, #ubuntu
[05:50] <crdlb> I like the idea of making #ubuntu-effects into a general X channel
[05:50] <mneptok> crdlb: Ubuntu channels should be family friendly
[05:53] <Madpilot> @lart the 1970s for polyester clothing and mostly crap music
[05:54] <mneptok> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4133225865837148162&q=disco+finnish&pl=true  (Flash)
[05:54] <Hobbsee> @lart Madpilot
[05:54] <Hobbsee> awww
[05:54] <Madpilot> !botsnack
[05:54] <Hobbsee> anyone want to buy me?
[05:54] <ubotu> Yum! Err, I mean, APT!
[05:54] <tonyyarusso> Hobbsee: that could be taken badly out of context...
[05:55] <Madpilot> Hobbsee, wouldn't buying you be objectification of wimmin or some such?
[05:55] <Hobbsee> tonyyarusso: i know
[05:55] <mneptok> Hobbsee: the seller has terrible feedback
[05:55] <Hobbsee> Madpilot: heh.  perhaps.  depends if i was willing to be sold, or not, i guess
[05:55] <Hobbsee> mneptok: oh dear.
[05:56] <mneptok> oooo! "ships with FREE dingo!"
[06:03] <Hobbsee> wow, we've dropped 100 users.
[06:03] <Hobbsee> in the last month or so, i think
[06:03] <Hobbsee> maybe they decided it was too painful
[07:26] <Pumpernickel> I sense the dark side around r00tintheb0x.
[08:05] <Tm_Konvi> hi kids
[08:06] <Myrtti> I thought you got ADSL already
[08:15] <Tm_Konvi> nope
[08:15] <Tm_Konvi> still 3 weeks
[08:16] <Tm_Konvi> or something like that
[08:17] <Tm_Konvi> it's been a joy to download updates now
[08:17] <Tm_Konvi> what, only day or two
[08:23] <Myrtti> all the language messages ubuntu sends should have an explanation in it
[08:23] <Myrtti> the !english one
[08:24] <tonyyarusso> !english
[08:24] <ubotu> The #ubuntu, #kubuntu and #xubuntu channels are English only. For a complete list of channels in other languages, please visit http://help.ubuntu.com/community/InternetRelayChat
[08:24] <tonyyarusso> Myrtti: something like "to maintain what shreds are left of our sanity"?
[08:25] <Myrtti> or atleast the first sentence
[08:42] <tonyyarusso> !staff | #freenode in case you haven't glanced that way, -!- THISisWHYimHOT [n=Timothy@24-236-156-35.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com
[08:42] <ubotu> #freenode in case you haven't glanced that way, -!- THISisWHYimHOT [n=Timothy@24-236-156-35.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com: Hey nalioth, jenda, rob, SportChick, BearPerson or ompaul! I could use a bit of your time :)
[08:44] <Madpilot> related to the idiot I kb'd from #ubuntu, I'm guessing?
[08:44] <tonyyarusso> Madpilot: Could be - did he go by Hoffy?
[08:44] <Madpilot> yes
[08:44] <Myrtti> yeah
[08:44] <tonyyarusso> yeah, same guy.
[08:45] <Madpilot> (n=Timothy@unaffiliated/hoffy): Timothy Hoffmeye
[08:45] <Madpilot> HoFFY, actually
[08:45] <tonyyarusso> p 0 staff members, sigh
[08:46] <crdlb> there's never any staff members this time of day :(
[08:49] <Tm_Konvi> first staff showing up I can give hot cup of offee
[08:50] <Tm_Konvi> gah, still 90 MB to download
[08:51] <Tm_Konvi> and I haven't yet touched to KDE4 svn
[09:01] <Tm_Konvi> hummm
[09:06] <Myrtti> I sorta dislike people who identify themselves as gurus
[09:07] <Tm_Konvi> I'm a guru, a leader
[09:07] <Tm_Konvi> wait, I have to find it!
[09:08] <Tm_Konvi> sorta about gurus
[09:08] <Tm_Konvi> I have to kill apt-get when I try to do something else with network =)
[09:11] <Tm_Konvi> http://www.cupofwonder.com/apassion.html <- in there scroll to part "The Story Of The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"
[09:12] <Tm_Konvi> great story it is, and play too
[09:13] <Myrtti> I'm off to the nordic walk. todeloo kids.
[09:15] <Tm_Konvi> I wonder if you can walk without being nordic
[09:23] <tonyyarusso> I've always pondered why she feels the need to specify that - seems like all the walking would be Nordic by default
[09:23] <tonyyarusso> @unban 10h See past hour or more of log
[09:23] <tonyyarusso> @btlogin
[09:24] <Madpilot> is the @unban stuff working now?
[09:24] <tonyyarusso> @unban 10h See past hour or more of log
[09:24] <tonyyarusso> we'll find out ?
[09:24] <tonyyarusso> "03:21 <ubotu> Error: You don't have the #ubuntu-ops,op capability."
[09:24] <tonyyarusso> hmm
[09:25] <Tm_Konvi> muhah
[09:26] <Tm_Konvi> tonyyarusso: I think Myrtti is just that nordic
[09:26] <tonyyarusso> Seveas: Is @unban supposed to work now?  It just complains ""03:21 <ubotu> Error: You don't have the #ubuntu-ops,op capability."
[09:26] <tonyyarusso> Tm_Konvi: hehe
[09:26] <Tm_Konvi> <3
[09:26] <Seveas> tonyyarusso, no
[09:26] <tonyyarusso> Seveas: ah, that would explain it then
[11:00] <ubotu> crdlb called the ops in #ubuntu-effects
[11:01] <Tm_Konvi> this is fun
[11:05] <Tm_Konvi> trying to package video as small as possible with good audio quality
[11:09] <Seveas> BearPerson, you available for support?
[11:09] <BearPerson> hm?
[11:10] <Seveas> I'd like to change registration of #ubuntu-kansas
[11:10] <Seveas> it's been taken by someone not associated with ubuntu or the channel
[11:52] <Myrtti> I actually left the poles home this time ;-)
[11:53] <Tm_Konvi> first you forget it's not winter, then you leave skis, now poles?
[11:53] <Tm_Konvi> next time you don't find your way out?
[11:54] <Myrtti> actually I'm feeling quite weird at the moment
[11:55] <Myrtti> should get better once the light lunch I ate starts to have it's effects
[11:55] <Myrtti> but time to boot to linux - I've transferred the data from my HRM to the net.
[11:55] <Myrtti> no need to linger in Windows anymore
[11:56] <Tm_Konvi> well that explains your weird feeling
[12:03] <Myrtti> could be
[12:03] <Myrtti> that or not eating and drinking before going for the walk
[12:03] <Myrtti> but hey, I fooled the scale :-> 0.5kg's less than last week
[12:04] <Tm_Konvi> haha
[12:05] <Myrtti> actually, it's not fooling, since I do it everytime before I weigh mysel
[12:05] <Myrtti> f
[12:05] <Myrtti> so the numbers are actually comparatible
[12:08] <ubotu> crdlb called the ops in #ubuntu-effects
[01:04] <BearPerson> Seveas, sorry for dropping off there, looking into it
[01:05] <Seveas> BearPerson, it's ok -- I also went out and just got home :)
[01:06] <BearPerson> contact changed, you can /cs identify #ubuntu-kansas and fiddle to your heart's content ;)
[01:07] <Seveas> thanks!
[01:08] <BearPerson> anytime
[01:46] <gnomefreak> might want to keep eye on john_ in the channels
[01:47] <gnomefreak> call it a strange feeling i have
[01:58] <jrib> !screencast-#ubuntu-effects
[01:58] <ubotu> Some programs to capture your screen are Istanbul, Wink, Gvidcap, Xvidcap, vnc2swf, demorecorder
[01:59] <jrib> will anyone notice if I delete that and make it not-#ubuntu-effects-specific?
[02:00] <jrib> !-screencast-#ubuntu-effects
[02:00] <ubotu> screencast-#ubuntu-effects has no aliases - added by Seveas on 2006-07-03 10:52:32
[02:01] <jrib> !-screenmovie-#ubuntu-effects
[02:01] <ubotu> screenmovie is <alias> screencast-#ubuntu-xgl - added by Seveas on 2006-07-03 10:54:06
[02:01] <jrib> ugh...
[02:02] <jrib> !-record desktop-#ubuntu-effects
[02:02] <ubotu> record desktop is <alias> screencast-#ubuntu-xgl - added by Seveas on 2006-07-03 10:54:06
[02:02] <jrib> !screencast-#ubuntu-xgl
[02:03] <jrib> ubotu: screencast is <reply> Some programs to capture your screen are Istanbul, Wink, Gvidcap, Xvidcap, vnc2swf, demorecorder.  Also see https://wiki.ubuntu.com/ScreenCasts.
[02:03] <ubotu> I'll remember that, jrib
[02:04] <jrib> ubotu: forget record desktop-#ubuntu-effects
[02:04] <ubotu> I'll forget that, jrib
[02:04] <jrib> ubotu: forget record screenmovie-#ubuntu-effects
[02:04] <ubotu> I know nothing about record screenmovie-#ubuntu-effects yet, jrib
[02:04] <jrib> ubotu: forget screenmovie-#ubuntu-effects
[02:05] <jrib> !screenmovie-#ubuntu-effects
[02:06] <jrib> ubotu: forget screencast-#ubuntu-effects
[02:06] <ubotu> I'll forget that, jrib
[02:06] <jrib> ubotu: record desktop is <alias> screencast
[02:06] <ubotu> I'll remember that, jrib
[02:06] <jrib> there
[02:59] <elkbuntu> did someone move -offtopic to /dev/gutter?
[03:00] <LjL> elkbuntu: i don't know what gutter means, but if you mean "is it being a mess", yes it is. and i quite believe name_goes_here is not innocent either.
[03:00] <elkbuntu> LjL, gutter is the bit by the side of the road where all the crap gathers
[03:00] <LjL> ah :)
[03:13] <Tm_Konvi> Calculating upgrade... Done    0 upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
[03:13] <Tm_Konvi> ah, finally!
[04:20] <eX|Hoser> Please test me!
[04:20] <eX|Hoser> Hey guys
[04:21] <eX|Hoser> I take it someone is spoofing irc.freenode.com?
[04:22] <eX|Hoser> ompaul, can you please test me?
[04:23] <ompaul> yeap
[04:23] <ompaul> please join #testex
[04:24] <ompaul> eX|Hoser, ^^
[04:28] <ompaul> eX|Hoser, you can join #ubuntu
[04:45] <ShackJack> Hallo - can someone test me?
[04:46] <ShackJack> For the "exploit"
[04:46] <LjL> ShackJack: you're good, i'll let you join in a second
[04:46] <ShackJack> Thanx...
[05:35] <elkbuntu> !staff | just got this in PM: <TwinReverb> netham45 has been sighted in #jesus trolling.  he has been banned from our channel.  please speak with him.  thanks!
[05:35] <elkbuntu> ompaul, if you're still around ^^
[05:35] <elkbuntu> no idea why i got it
[05:36] <mc44> #jesus?!
[05:36] <ompaul> they should ping #freenode with that and a single channel troll is not a network issue
[05:36] <ompaul> that should be ## at least
[05:36] <elkbuntu> mc44, i have no idea HOW he/she/it got my nick
[05:36] <elkbuntu> mc44, /whois them, nfi
[05:37] <LjL> elkbuntu: i got the same PM
[05:37] <elkbuntu> ompaul, ^^ spamming is a network issue ;)
[05:37] <LjL> that guy is in #ubuntu, #ubuntu+1, #ubuntu+2 and #ubuntu+3 anyway... interesting
[05:37] <ompaul> 1 2 3
[05:38] <elkbuntu> * [TwinReverb]  #pidgin +#jesus #2CPU ##slackware
[05:38] <ompaul> Seveas, ^^ care to map 2 and 3 to 1?
[05:38] <ompaul> just an idea
[05:38] <LjL> ompaul: i'm not sure +3 is owned by us...?
[05:38] <ompaul> it should be
[05:38] <ompaul> some channel foo will make it if that is what it takes
[05:38] <LjL> #ubuntu+2 is owned by... ubotu :)
[05:38] <ompaul> nalioth, ^^
[05:38] <LjL> #ubuntu+3 is owned by "mikm"
[05:39] <mc44> ooh #ubuntu+3, Juicy Jackel
[05:39] <Seveas> ompaul, feel free to map #ubuntu+{1,2,3,4,5,6,asfarasyouwanttogo} to #ubuntu+1
[05:39] <ompaul> Seveas, well I just escalated it - have a look in #ubuntu that is not me okay
[05:39] <mc44> LjL: thats Morbo
[05:40] <LjL> mc44: i suppose
[05:44] <Hobbsee> #ubuntu-42
[05:45] <bbrazil> hmm is default ubuntu desktop kernel highmem?
[05:48] <nalioth> ompaul: yes?
[05:49] <ompaul> nalioth, can you make some channel foo and move +2 and +3 point to #ubuntu+1
[05:50] <ompaul> bbrazil, the base install of ubuntu will kill bad ram better than any memtest - I have had that in the office and XP was fine
[05:52] <bbrazil> bad ram can be harder to find than you think
[05:53] <nalioth> ompaul: go and join #ubuntu+3 please
[05:53] <ompaul> bbrazil, :-) this I know - the only way that showed it up was replace it and the machine was happy
[05:53] <ompaul> nalioth, k it needs a clean out
[05:54] <nalioth> ompaul: why? it's now +mif.  nobody can talk in there
[05:54] <ompaul> I can ;-)
[05:55] <ompaul> back in a mo
[05:56] <ompaul> okay all clean and hunky dory
[09:16] <ubotu> bbrazil called the ops in #ubuntu
[10:18] <CheshireViking> ops, can somebody have a look at #ubuntu and virusavirusa's postings? he/she is asking about hacking from ubuntu/linux which doesn't sound too much on topic for a support channel?
[10:18] <Burgundavia> CheshireViking: will do
[10:19] <CheshireViking> Burgundavia, thanks
[10:20] <nalioth> CheshireViking: "hacking" does not automatically mean "up to no good"
[10:21] <CheshireViking> nalioth, true, just seemed an "odd" request for the channel that was all
[10:21] <Burgundavia> hmm, he appears to be quiet
[10:40] <beuno> Seveas: got a minute?  I want a new channel to be setup/registered  #ubuntu-news
[10:41] <mc44> NEWS: Ubuntu trapped down a well
[10:42] <Seveas> beuno, then why don't you set it up :)
[10:42] <mc44> NEWS: Ubuntu news channel created!
[10:42] <Seveas> NEWS: the mc44 is now officially an endangered species
[10:43] <beuno> Seveas: I'm not sure, I thought all the ubuntu- channels where suppose to be created/handled by you guys  :D
[10:43] <Seveas> beuno, nope, anyone can do that :)
[10:44] <mc44> yeah, I created #ubuntu-iheartseveas
[10:44] <Seveas> beuno, we can help in case of problems or whatnot, but anyone is free to register a channel in the #ubuntu namespace
[10:44] <nalioth> Burgundavia: just do it
[10:44] <Burgundavia> nalioth: do what?
[10:44] <nalioth> beuno: just keep the CoC and freenode guidelines in mind
[10:44] <nalioth> Burgundavia: anything you like
[10:44] <Burgundavia> really?
[10:44] <Burgundavia> anything I like, truly...
[10:45] <nalioth> Burgundavia: you got whacked due to beuno and his unusual nick spelling
[10:45] <Seveas> Burgundavia, no, you cannot take jono's duck :)
[10:45] <Burgundavia> I only chase ducks when drunk, which I am currently not
[10:45] <mc44> Seveas: there isn't an #ubuntu-fowl channel? :)
[10:45] <rob> you are free to register, but remember that anything in the #ubuntu name space can be taken over by #ubuntu namespace contacts at any time
[10:46] <Seveas> mc44, there is!
[10:47] <Seveas> Vorian, prod
[10:48] <Vorian> hey Seveas :)
[10:48] <Burgundavia> rob: is there a way to create a generic "ubuntu-ops" group for a select few people and then have them be able to admin any #ubuntu- channel?
[10:48] <Seveas> Vorian, who was trying to do the kansas thing?
[10:49] <rob> Burgundavia, yes kinda, they would need to be listed as alternate contacts on a GCF
[10:50] <Burgundavia> gcf?
[10:50] <rob> sorry, group contact form
[10:50] <rob> but if Seveas talks to christel direct, she may be able to do something else
[10:51] <rob> I'll prod her next time I see her if you want
[10:55] <beuno> Seveas: do you think we could get one of those cute logging bots in -news?
[10:55] <rob> there was some discussion of a groups-based permissions system in an up comming version of our ircd, but that could be a long way off
[11:00] <Burgundavia> rob: are you not switching to the same daemon as oftc?
[11:01] <Seveas> beuno, logging bot is smurf (locobot) or fabbione (ubuntulog)
[11:02] <Burgundavia> ok, quick question
[11:02] <beuno> Seveas: aaah, right, I'll fire off an email to him then, thanks
[11:02] <Burgundavia> is it just me, or is a nick like YourMomsHero a touch rude?
[11:02] <Seveas> I don't find it rude -- could be a language thing
[11:02] <bbrazil> that's a reference to a suicide iirc
[11:03] <Seveas> ah
[11:03] <bbrazil> search for 'An hero'
[11:03] <Seveas> well, then it's rude
[11:03] <bbrazil> internet meme
[11:03] <Seveas> not in a suicide meme mood now...
[11:04] <Burgundavia> it might also referring to sexing up somebody mother, which is rude
[11:04] <Burgundavia> anyway, he has refused to change his nick
[11:04] <Seveas> depends on whether it's somebody's father or not I guess :)
[11:04] <Burgundavia> he is in #ubuntu-server if somebody wants to do something
[11:05] <Seveas> in #ubuntu as well
[11:05] <Burgundavia> yep
[11:05] <Seveas> not misbehaving, so no pressing reason to make him go
[11:06] <Seveas> I don't get that quitmessage
[11:06] <Burgundavia> yep
[11:06] <Seveas> Vorian, what does your odd quitmessage mean?
[11:07] <Vorian> hehe
[11:07] <Vorian> Seveas, a weird spammer on #ubuntuforums kept doing that
[11:08] <mc44> Seveas: its about love not making sense, duh
[11:08] <Vorian> One of those "you had to be there" kinda things :)
[11:08] <Seveas> Vorian, I guess :)
[11:08] <Seveas> mc44, love indeed makes no sense
[11:08] <mc44> !love
[11:08] <ubotu> Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
[11:08] <Seveas> feels jolly good though :)
[11:08] <mc44> I'm sure it does =/
[11:09] <Vorian> lol
[11:18] <Dabian> Seen Sarah?
[11:19] <Burgundavia> hobbsee?
[11:20] <apokryphos> ubotu: seen hobbsee
[11:20] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about seen hobbsee - try searching on http://bots.ubuntulinux.nl/factoids.cgi
[11:20] <Dabian> Yah
[11:20] <apokryphos> seenserv will have to do
[11:20] <Dabian> !seen hobbsee
[11:20] <Dabian> *nod*
[11:20] <Dabian> I forgot the nick of hers though.  Thanks for re calling it! :D
[11:21] <Dabian>  4h 31m