[12:24] <PriceChild> Hi xblackfire
[12:27] <Tm_T> PriceChild: how about using real client then?
[12:27] <Tm_T> not some chitchat
[12:28] <PriceChild> Tm_T, one day :P
[12:28] <Tm_T> two day?
[12:28] <Tm_T> hum no, it's monday
[01:23] <nzk> Anyone here?
[01:29] <jrib> nzk: what's up?
[01:34] <nzk> Can I *please* get unbanned from #ubuntu
[01:34] <nzk> I've been asking for a long time, but no one ever answers
[01:41] <jrib> nzk: no idea why you are banned so I can't really help you
[01:43] <nzk> jrib, Seveas banned me
[01:43] <jrib> I see
[01:47] <gnomefreak> he needs to wait for seveas this ban has been on a while and last time it came up seveas declined unbanning him, i strongly suggest seveas removes ban (and yes i know hes not around)
[01:50] <gnomefreak> me gone for a little while
[02:55] <ubotu> __mikem called the ops in #ubuntu-offtopic
[04:43] <ubotu> vox754 called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:43] <ubotu> PurpZeY_ called the ops in #ubuntu
[10:30] <ubotu> In ubotu, sivaji_ said: what is u r name
[10:30] <Myrtti> he's funny
[10:50] <elkbuntu> ever so
[11:46] <ubotu> soundray called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:23] <jussi01> good evening all
[04:23] <Hobbsee> hiya
[04:24] <jussi01> hello Hobbsee :D
[04:24] <jussi01> hows things?
[04:25] <oscar> hola
[04:25] <PriceChild> Hi oscar, how can we help?
[04:25] <oscar> ai alguien aki
[04:25] <oscar> yes
[04:26] <oscar> what your name'
[04:26] <oscar> ?
[04:27] <Pici> Okay then.
[04:29] <Hobbsee> Pici: the turks get banforwarded here
[04:29] <Hobbsee> on that subnet, anyway
[04:29] <Pici> oh.
[04:30] <Hobbsee> we've had far too much abuse from @83.230.207.*
[04:30] <Hobbsee> so they get shoved here, instead of #ubuntu
[04:30] <Hobbsee> oddly enough, they never really bother bringing hell in here
[04:30] <Hobbsee> yet they dont seem to actually have support requests either
[05:15] <ubotu> magnetron called the ops in #ubuntu
[05:23] <rob> bah, fork bomb
[05:24] <rob> (stevethepirate)
[05:24] <rob> he just doesn't get it..
[05:24] <Hobbsee> fork bomb?
[05:25] <Tm_T> I know fork, I use it for eating
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[05:25] <rob> but don't do that :)
[05:27] <elkbuntu> rob, does he match sivaji?
[05:28] <tonyyarusso> What's that do?
[05:28] <rob> dunno, no whowas info
[05:28] <PriceChild> stevethepirate is a character in dodgeball isn't he.... *loves pirates*
[05:29] <PriceChild> explanation of that fork bomb: http://www.euglug.org/pipermail/euglug/2005-August/004338.html
[05:29] <rob> tonyyarusso, sends bash into an infinite look, using up all your memory
[05:29] <rob> err loop
[05:30] <tonyyarusso> ah
[05:30] <Tm_T> I love programming where all your doing is dependent on infinite loop
[05:31] <Tm_T> I mean, if program shuts down, something has gone wrong badly
[05:31] <elkbuntu> PriceChild, wikipedia has a good page on forkbombs too
[05:31] <PriceChild> that's where i found the explanation from )
[05:31] <PriceChild> * ;)
[05:32] <elkbuntu> rob, does stevethepirate match 122.164.191.184 at all?
[05:32] <rob> elkbuntu, no
[05:34] <tonyyarusso> I once made a web page that invoked an exponentially growing number of pop-up windows, and set it as the homepage of some school computers...
[05:34] <elkbuntu> tonyyarusso, that's so 1998
[05:35] <TheSheep> put 99 calculators into win.ini :)
[05:35] <rob> i did it with a word macro, and overwrote the default template with a template containing it
[05:35] <rob> hehe
[05:35] <tonyyarusso> elkbuntu: That's about right, yeah.  2001 at the latest.
[05:53] <dnavarro> lk nk bjpibip b ipup   uup
[07:28] <tonyyarusso> It's too bad I'm skeptical of their success: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6752853.stm
[09:10] <ubotu> In ubotu, crdlb said: !no beryl is a window manager that takes advantage of an OpenGL accelerated X environment. See http://www.opencompositing.org/viewforum.php?f=37 - Help in #ubuntu-effects
[09:11] <crdlb> forum.beryl-project.org is read-only now
[09:14] <PriceChild> !-beryl
[09:14] <ubotu> beryl has no aliases - added by Amaranth on 2006-10-03 04:26:40
[09:14] <PriceChild> !beryl
[09:14] <ubotu> Beryl is a window manager that takes advantage of an OpenGL accelerated X environment. See http://forum.beryl-project.org/ - Help in #ubuntu-effects
[09:15] <PriceChild> crdlb, done thanks
[09:32] <PriceChild> always thought cotton was banned in #ubuntu but was only -offtopic... *keeps an eye on him*
[09:41] <GazzaK> PriceChild, cotton-swab?
[09:41] <PriceChild> indeedy
[09:42] <GazzaK> I managed to talk em down yesterday in ##apple but she/he did swear a lot to start with
[09:42] <GazzaK> be afraid
[09:42] <GazzaK> is this in #ubuntu ?
[09:44] <lamalex> no
[09:44] <lamalex> this is #ubuntu-ops
[09:45] <lamalex> jk.
[09:45] <GazzaK> :p
[09:45] <PriceChild> lamalex, don't irc as root
[09:45] <lamalex> it's a fake
[09:46] <lamalex> i'm irc'd as alex
[09:46] <lamalex> i'm smarter than that ;)
[09:46] <lamalex> however not smart enough to unfake
[09:46] <mneptok> i'm IRCing as a BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL UNICORN PONY WITH FLOWERS ALL OVER ME!
[09:48] <jrib> that's nice
[09:48] <PriceChild> *chomp chomp chomp*
[09:48] <GazzaK> just flowers?  as in nothing underneath? eeew
[12:24] <jrib> what's the policy on putting a non-talking bot in #ubuntu?
[12:24] <GazzaK> pain of death?