[12:53] <ubotu> cables called the ops in #ubuntu
[12:54] <PriceChild> he jsut asked to be kicked...
[12:54] <Amaranth> those are known trolls
[12:54] <Amaranth> i banned them both yesterday
[12:55] <rob> yeah, I was just about to kick them myself then realised I wasn't opered up :(
[12:55] <Amaranth> i don't have my script
[12:55] <Amaranth> using Colloquy on OS X :P
[12:55] <rob> heh, I ment in the ircop sense
[12:56] <mc44> Amaranth: OS TRAITOR?
[12:56] <mc44> :)
[12:56] <rob> hehe
[12:56] <PriceChild> burn him!
[12:56] <Amaranth> mc44: broken laptop
[12:56] <PriceChild> pfft that's what they all say
[12:56] <rob> I'm on Vista right now, should I duck and cover?
[12:56] <mc44> rob: run!
[12:56] <Amaranth> Get out the pitchforks
[12:56] <Amaranth> rob: No no, don't run, you're fine
[12:56] <PriceChild> *yawns*
[12:57] <PriceChild> at least its calmed down after the other day *touches wood*
[01:00] <BFTD> Hi, can anyone in here give me a ubuntu host mask?
[01:01] <rob> BFTD, are you part of the Ubuntu project at all?
[01:01] <BFTD> rob yes, yes I am
[01:01] <BFTD> xubuntu actually
[01:01] <pleia2> BFTD: you have to be an ubuntu member to get a member cloak
[01:01] <nalioth> BFTD: have you become an Ubuntu Member?
[01:02] <rob> I was just about to mention nalioth :)
[01:02] <BFTD> ah yes, so I have to wait till I get approved then in the launchpad group?
[01:03] <nalioth> BFTD: yep, a call on the carpet is required  :P
[01:03] <BFTD> ?
[01:03] <pleia2> he going to the CC and going through the process of getting approved
[01:03] <pleia2> s/he/he means
[01:03] <rob> the latest version is 7.10 right?
[01:03] <nalioth> rob: no, that is the future
[01:04] <BFTD> thats gutsy
[01:04] <nalioth> rob: latest stable is 7.04
[01:04] <rob> oh good, I thought I was going to have to download another .iso
[01:04] <rob> thanks :)
[01:04] <BFTD> would any of you happen to know who the op of #ubuntu-california is?
[01:05] <pleia2> BFTD: /msg chanserv info #ubuntu-california
[01:15] <BFTD> how do I get a GPG?
[01:15] <mc44> !gpg
[01:15] <ubotu> gpg is the GNU Privacy Guard.  See https://help.ubuntu.com/community/GnuPrivacyGuardHowto and class #8 on https://wiki.ubuntu.com/ClassroomTranscripts
[01:22] <ubotu> Minataku called the ops in #kubuntu
[02:11] <ubotu> MenZa called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:12] <ubotu> porkonastick called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:12] <ubotu> CrackWhore called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:12] <ubotu> eloel called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:12] <ubotu> AGirl called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:12] <ubotu> iamagirl called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:12] <ubotu> girlwn called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:13] <ubotu> IndyGunFreak called the ops in #ubuntu
[04:16] <ishock_> Test?
[04:16] <PriceChild> ishock_, hey
[04:16] <PriceChild> have you reconnected on 8001?
[04:18] <ishock_> oh
[04:18] <ishock_> Oops
[04:19] <iShock> PriceChild: Fine, now I have LO
[04:19] <PriceChild> LO?
[04:19] <iShock> :P*
[04:20] <PriceChild> Are you on port 8001?
[04:20] <iShock> Yews
[04:20] <PriceChild> iShock, you may rejoin #ubuntu
[04:20] <iShock> OMG
[04:20] <PriceChild> Thankyou for your patience
[04:20] <iShock> U R DCC FL00der.
[04:20] <iShock> Lol, jk
[04:20] <PriceChild> :)
[04:21] <PriceChild> *beds*
[04:31] <chump> can someone test me for ddcexploit please ?
[04:32] <nalioth> chump: stand by
[04:33] <nalioth> chump: all good, thanks for your patience, you can join #ubuntu now
[04:34] <chump> nalioth:  can you explain what the exploit does to me &
[04:34] <nalioth> chump: /msg ubotu exploit
[04:37] <chump> well thank guys
[09:31] <ubotu> bruenig called the ops in #ubuntu
[09:49] <ubotu> In #ubuntu, VIrUZ_ said: ubotu putty is offtopic
[12:33] <Myrtti> oh, aoithr lalala is back again?
[12:44] <gnomefreak> where?
[02:53] <GazzaK> hello kind Op's and Op'esses, I'd like to make a complaint :p
[02:53] <mc44> Sorry, this isn't the complaints department.
[02:53] <jussi01> lol
[02:53] <mc44> you want #gentoo
[02:53] <jussi01> hehhehe
[02:53] <jussi01> rofl
[02:53] <GazzaK> ##windows is bad enough :'(
[02:55] <GazzaK> seriously, it's really bad
[02:56] <GazzaK> it's no fun there
[02:59] <GazzaK> damnit, I'm giving them help now, save me
[02:59] <jussi01> lol
[03:01] <Hobbsee> hahah
[03:01] <GazzaK> seriously Hobbsee they smell in there
[03:01] <Hobbsee> poor GazzaK
[03:03] <jussi01> GazzaK: why are you in there anyway?
[03:03] <GazzaK> in where?
[03:03] <jussi01> ##windows
[03:03] <GazzaK> 'cos SHE kicked me there (redirect)
[03:03] <nalioth> GazzaK joined ##windows to rile them up
[03:03] <jussi01> oh... you left...
[03:04] <jussi01> lol
[03:04] <nalioth> we all know GazzaK is a big troublemaker  :P
[03:04] <GazzaK> I am not
[03:04] <GazzaK> I'm a good boy
[03:04] <nalioth> medium-sized?
[03:04] <GazzaK> well maybe
[03:04] <jussi01> lol
[03:04] <Hobbsee> hiya nalioth!
[03:04] <GazzaK> kthxbye
[03:04] <nalioth> howdy Hobbsee
[03:04] <GazzaK> did you sing that Hobbsee
[03:04] <jussi01> Hobbsee: ...never....
[03:05] <GazzaK> maybe I should suggest Hobbsee joins ##apple for a bit :p
[03:05] <jussi01> lol
[03:05] <Hobbsee> dream on
[03:07] <nalioth> nothing wrong with ##apple
[03:07] <GazzaK> she knows I'll kick her on join
[03:08] <nalioth> best channel covering Cupertino on any network
[03:08] <GazzaK> i'll have to try to entice her into #ubuntu-uk
[03:08] <GazzaK> cappuccino ?  yes please
[03:09] <Hobbsee> GazzaK: but i dont live in the UK at this point.
[03:09] <GazzaK> phew
[03:09] <jussi01> lol
[03:09] <Hobbsee> still...distro sprints and whatnot seem to be there sometimes
[03:10] <nalioth> GazzaK: if you're gonna blaspheme, i'll give Hobbsee your access in ##apple
[03:10] <GazzaK> as I said, I'm a really nice boy, I'd never ever be naughty
[03:11] <GazzaK> wow, no one laughed
[03:12] <Hobbsee> :(
[03:13] <GazzaK> :'(
[03:13] <elkbuntu> poor puppy :(
[03:13] <GazzaK> what make and model hound is it?
[03:13] <nalioth> shetland sheepdog
[03:13] <GazzaK> awww
[03:13] <GazzaK> how sick?
[03:13] <nalioth> sick enough to keep me awake
[03:14] <elkbuntu> GazzaK, have you ever heard a dog puking?
[03:14] <GazzaK> elkbuntu, yes, it ain't nice
[03:14] <elkbuntu> GazzaK, that's all it needs to be to keep a neighbourhood awake ;)
[03:15] <GazzaK> and you have to tidy it up right away, or the dog starts eating it up again....
[03:15] <nalioth> not this one
[03:15] <nalioth> she just found a new spot to puke in
[03:15] <PriceChild> I woke up this morning... sat up, looked out the window and there were a couple of dogs outside by the pond...
[03:17] <GazzaK> PriceChild, is there anymore to that story?
[03:18] <PriceChild> Well it was an odd thing to see... seen as we don't own any dogs
[03:18] <GazzaK> what were they doing?  fishing?
[03:18] <PriceChild> and seen as there were dog discussions on I thought it must be a sign that I should bore you all with it :)
[03:18] <jussi01> lol
[03:20] <Seeker`> I saw a dog once.
[03:20] <PriceChild> "it was a tuesday"
[03:20] <nalioth> i ate a dog once
[03:20] <PriceChild> did you realise at the time?
[03:20] <nalioth> nope
[03:21] <nalioth> only found out after the fact
[03:21] <GazzaK> was it nice?
[03:21] <PriceChild> was it nice?
[03:21] <nalioth> not really prepared well at all
[03:21] <PriceChild> (and was it nice after learning?)
[03:21] <Seeker`> was it nice?
[03:21] <Pumpernickel> was it nice?
[03:21] <GazzaK> lol
[03:21] <nalioth> i've eaten all kinds of animals
[03:23] <nalioth> guess the room is full of vegans, eh?
[03:23] <PriceChild> that or animal lovers
[03:24] <GazzaK> what kind of animals nalioth, not the normal ones, what exotic ones?
[03:24] <GazzaK> any more pets?
[03:24] <jussi01> and croadile
[03:24] <jussi01> and crocadile
[03:24] <GazzaK> wonder what kitten tastes like
[03:24] <jussi01> lol
[03:24] <PriceChild> GazzaK, :O
[03:24] <PriceChild> how dare you
[03:24] <jussi01> GazzaK: ever had dimsims?
[03:24] <jussi01> :P
[03:24] <nalioth> turtle, snake, lizard, dog, cat, squirrel, snail, frog, can't remember any more
[03:24] <GazzaK> well I have one curled up on my lap you see, and I have a microwave...
[03:25] <PriceChild> :O
[03:25] <jussi01> hahaha
[03:25] <GazzaK> whats cat taste like?
[03:25] <jussi01> GazzaK: dimsims!!
[03:25] <Pumpernickel> Chicken.
[03:25] <Hobbsee> GazzaK: chicken.  duh.
[03:25] <GazzaK> whats dimsims?
[03:25] <Hobbsee> everyone knows that
[03:25] <PriceChild> everything tastes like chicken
[03:26] <GazzaK> I would imagine it's a bit bony though, she ain't that fat
[03:26] <nalioth> oh yeah, forget to mention the feral and wild variety of pig
[03:26] <PriceChild> except kfc...
[03:26] <PriceChild> so i hear
[03:26] <nalioth> deer
[03:26] <GazzaK> boar is nice
[03:26] <nalioth> buffalo
[03:26] <PriceChild> I've had deer
[03:26] <jussi01> GazzaK: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dim_sim
[03:26] <PriceChild> that was lovely
[03:27] <jussi01> emu pie was great!
[03:28] <GazzaK> my cat is looking at me...
[03:28] <jussi01> lol
[03:28] <GazzaK> I feel bad now
[03:30] <jussi01> hehe... this is th ops channel and we are talking about eating pets... hmmmm
[03:30] <jussi01> grrrr....
[03:32] <jussi01> do i taste good?
[03:32] <GazzaK> like chicken
[03:32] <jussi01> lol
[03:32] <TheSheep> what do you get for trolling on @ubuntu-ops? :)
[03:32] <GazzaK> money?
[03:33] <PriceChild> https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcTeam/OperatorGuidelines
[03:33] <PriceChild> "Trolling: ban"
[03:33] <jussi01> TheSheep: booted?
[03:34] <Hobbsee> TheSheep: mailing list, or irc channel?
[03:34] <nalioth> jussi01: no, not pets
[03:35] <jussi01> nalioth: [16:24]  <GazzaK> well I have one curled up on my lap you see, and I have a microwave...
[03:35] <jussi01> [16:26]  <GazzaK> I would imagine it's a bit bony though, she ain't that fat
[03:36] <nalioth> ah, well that's just GazzaK the troublemaker
[03:36] <jussi01> lol
[03:36] <nalioth> none of the animals i've eaten were pets
[03:37] <Hobbsee> sure sure.
[03:38] <GazzaK> eeek, am I getting the blame, again?
[03:38] <jussi01> GazzaK: of course
[03:39] <elkbuntu> GazzaK, we have to blame someone, it may as well be someone who enjoys it
[03:39] <GazzaK> but I don't, It makes me cry each time
[03:39] <jussi01> nice call elkbuntu
[03:39] <jussi01> GazzaK: yeah, cry with happiness
[04:21] <Daviey> ;)
[04:25] <nalioth> ok, i'm gonna try to get some sleep
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[05:24] <goban> hey it wont let me join ubuntu
[05:24] <goban> i am on 8001
[05:26] <jrib> goban: testing
[05:27] <goban> jrib, i dont appear to be kickd
[05:27] <jrib> goban: thanks for your patience, you should be able to rejoin #ubuntu now
[05:27] <goban> thanks
[05:28] <ishock_> Hiya jrib
[05:28] <jrib> ishock_: hi
[05:28] <ishock_> Still dccing people? :O
[05:28] <goban> this is really off-topic but im about to get a VPS, what would you recommend? (my price cap is about 30)
[05:29] <ishock_> goban, check budgetdedicated.com...Good prices, you pick what you need, and you get a free trial
[05:29] <goban> thanks
[05:29] <ishock_> Np
[05:42] <elkbuntu> goban, #ubuntu-offtopic is a good place to ask off-topic questions like that
[05:42] <goban> gotcha
[06:26] <ishock_> jrib?
[06:29] <jrib> ishock_: hi
[06:30] <ishock_> Can you unban me from #ubuntu? I'm not on  port 8001 but  Iwanna ask something...How do I install wine?
[06:32] <jrib> ishock_: why aren't you on port 8001?
[06:32] <ishock_> My internet DCs, and Konversation reconnects to 6667
[06:32] <jrib> change the settings
[06:33] <ishock_> I dunno where...Im only asking for how to install wine, can you tell me real quick?
[06:33] <crdlb> !dcc
[06:33] <ubotu> There are people around who think it is funny to abuse a bug in certain routers by sending invalid DCC commands. When bitten by this bug ops in #ubuntu remove users so they are no longer targets. To fix it have a look here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/FixDCCExploit
[06:33] <ishock_> !wine > ishock_
[06:33] <jrib> ishock_: /msg ubotu wine
[06:33] <jrib> do change your port settings though
[06:33] <ishock_> I dunno where
[06:34] <crdlb> see above
[06:34] <ishock_> Oh
[06:34] <ishock_> Well...
[06:34] <ishock_> What the...
[06:34] <ishock_> How do  Icheck repos again?
[06:37] <PriceChild> ishock_, this is not a support channel.
[06:39] <ishock_> Well, considering I don't feel I should have to change ports to ask one stupid little question, and doing it would make Konversation crap out on me again...
[07:04] <Peke_Mulatita> ola
[07:12] <jrib> why don't we just send that ip to #ubuntu-es?
[07:24] <PriceChild> jrib, well its not a spanish ip is it?
[07:24] <PriceChild> I thought it was turkish
[07:35] <jrib> "ola" sounds spanish, geolocation puts it somewhere in spain too
[07:36] <PriceChild> hehe ok maybe not...
[07:36] <PriceChild> *blames hobbsee for putting the turkish in his head*
[07:37] <PriceChild> Still, I don't like the idea of forwarding to -es because IMO they aren't genuine and are all (that I've seen) just trying to annoy.
[07:38] <jrib> yeah, a lot of them seem to pop in, spam an email address and leave
[07:41] <PriceChild> several just degrade to pasting the same letter repeatedly
[08:47] <ubotu> Flannel called the ops in #ubuntu
[08:54] <nixternal> anyone heard of JerryMcFartz2* in #ubuntu? He logged in rappidly with 3 clones...keep an eye on him
[10:35] <Mez> so f**king annoyed... my jack setup wont work in gutsy