[00:00] Oh.. thats the cruise ship guy. Hm. I would have expected better [00:00] http://birdhouse.org/~mnep/otopic.log [00:03] perfect thanks mneptok [00:03] of course. comes with the +o. [00:03] Did we ban trypglyph in the end? [00:04] no, he left of his own accord, IIRC [00:04] danced very close to the edge, and /quit just as the breeze was pushing on him and elkbuntu's last nerve. [00:05] I'm inclined to just end him too... [00:06] i really hope you're not looking for an argument from me ... === Vorian is now known as OGV === OGV is now known as vorian [00:09] His username has changed but hostname hasn't so far... [00:11] I say if he so much as blinks just get rid of him no question. [00:12] tryp? [00:13] yup [00:13] mneptok: no, PriceChild [00:13] nalioth: i have asked you *many* times to use /msg to flame Pricey [00:14] nalioth: i solved that logfile max size issue. so it's cool. [00:16] isn't this a bit much? *!*@pool*.nrflva.east.verizon.net [00:16] crdlb: is it? [00:16] that's like several hundred thousand people [00:17] but do they all have internet? [00:17] but do they all use irc? [00:17] but do they all come to freenode? [00:17] but do they all come to #ubuntu ? [00:17] crdlb, where at? [00:17] can't you at least forward mass bans like that somewhere? [00:18] crdlb, I'm sure the bantracker would justify it :P [00:18] -offtopic [00:18] -offtopic isn't the most important channel to be in... [00:18] ok bye [00:18] shoops [00:18] -offtopic isn't the most important channel to be in... [00:18] whoops* [00:18] PriceChild: that was kahrytan [00:18] (the ban) [00:18] lol [00:18] mneptok, another one of your bans? [00:18] yup [00:19] it was a ... fun ... Thursday night [00:19] ask elkie [00:19] crdlb: there is exactly ONE person on the whole network that ban affects. they aren't in any #ubuntu channels [00:19] crdlb: you have to look at probabilities when banning like that [00:19] I see [00:19] yeah well i'd be careful though. [00:20] i removed *!*lol*@* some time ago - it was a *permban* in #ubuntu [00:20] i mean, seriously. [00:20] that's overboard [00:20] *way* too many permuthations [00:20] -h [00:20] don't underestimate the probabilities that someone else will be hit by your *'s i say [00:20] it's just chance that that ban wouldn't affect me w/o my cloak since mine is "norf" instead of "nrflva" [00:21] LjL: nalioth and i discussed other users after i set it. and i fixed the unagi ban to be less wide when it affected xipi. [00:21] LjL: wide * bans from me mean i sit and watch for 30 minutes afterwards. ;) [00:22] mneptok: that's fine, i'm just generally speaking, i think long-term wide bans *should* be forwarded to somewhere (possibly here, at least medium-term ones) [00:22] LjL: agreed. and i wasn't about to let those wide wildcards last too long. [00:23] not defensive. just sayin'. :) [00:23] let's ban mneptok to efnet [00:24] nalioth: i don't think we have that, you should propose cross-network forwards to the tech staff i think [00:25] well thanks for the explanation :) [00:25] crdlb: that'll teach ya to ask :) [00:29] * no0tic is an ubuntu-it op [00:29] :) [00:30] HAHA [00:30] AHAHAHHAHAHA! [00:30] no0tic++ [00:30] no0tic: where is the Ubuntu cloak? when are you gonna see the CC about it? [00:30] no0tic: can we help you [00:31] no0tic: very funny. now thot i've stopped laughing ... is there something we can help you with? we discourage idling here... [00:31] >:) [00:32] nalioth, I don't think I'm eligible to become an ubuntu member [00:32] no0tic: no? why not? [00:32] nalioth, I think my contribution is not enough [00:33] no0tic: i see you've made friends with these nuts enough to have nalioth start pressuring you about getting cloaked. good luck to you. [00:33] LjL, eheh, we'll see [00:34] no0tic: also, you made me wet my pants laughing. in the world, getting me to piss myself will win you MANY friends. especially sabdfl. ;) [00:34] *Ubuntu world [00:34] mneptok: is there other worlds?! [00:34] mneptok, sabdfl.. uhm.. ever seen him in my life [00:34] LjL: only a small, uninhabited planetoid called Fedora [00:35] mneptok: nicer name though [00:35] I touched sabdfl once. Haven't washed since [00:35] mc44: ew. [00:35] i hope it was yesterday. [00:35] no0tic: tell him you made me smell like pee and he'll take for a ride in his jet. :) [00:36] mneptok: the kind of jet that can work without an atmosphere? [00:36] LjL: more yesteryear [00:36] mc44: as i said, ew. [00:36] mneptok, well, probably he will spend a word with his firends to let me partecipate in the next shuttle mission :) [00:36] mc44: your buttmoss turns me on [00:39] mneptok... [00:40] LjL: the command is "/ignore mneptok" [00:40] O:) [00:40] mneptok: yeah that's one, but i was thinking of another [00:40] i think only nalioth has the o: line :) [00:43] well, seriously, if you think it's better for me to part, I'll leave without spite :) [00:44] mneptok: i volunteer to show him what happens to people we actually want to leave [00:44] no0tic: please stay. you're fun. [00:44] mneptok, you'll take me like a jester? [00:46] no0tic: you can't have mneptoks job [00:47] you could be like a polite, respectable version of mneptok [00:47] so, as unlike mneptok as conceivable? [00:48] lol [00:48] mneptok, I don't know you, but.. lol [00:52] * mneptok feels the love [00:56] mneptok, how does one 'make' you smell like pee.... it's not as though it's some unusual circumstance that you do so... [00:56] * gnomefreak is feeling alot of other things besides love atm [00:56] elkbuntu: by making me laugh so hard i wettums [00:57] mneptok, right, ive just woken so that probably didnt come out as intended.... [00:57] dont you *always* smell like pee? [00:57] elkbuntu: i think you cursed me. 10m before i was supposed to leave for work, my cat evacuated every GI organ onto the kitchen floor. [00:58] tasty [00:58] it seems that although seperated by 1/2 a planet, we're both living in a sewer [00:58] and i mean above and beyond IRC [01:00] /part #ubuntu-ops [01:01] LjL: this channel is heaven. it's "out there" that's madness. :) [01:02] i couldn't say, i'll try not to investigate [01:02] that's my boy :) [01:11] yay unagi's back [01:11] nalioth, if you want, I compiled my personal page on the wiki and last year I became an ubuntero. The only thing left to membership is CC :) [01:34] fed up of unagi now... there's no talking to him at all. [01:34] he's now threatenning to talk offtopic in #ubuntu before he gets banned *headdesks* [01:35] PriceChild: i feel so vindicated! :) [01:35] OMG that's scary, what can we do about it [01:47] he just realised he's banned in #ubuntu [01:55] i dont think i ever even saw him say anything remotely reasonable anywhere. everything that came from him was at best low-level attention-seeking trolling [01:56] A pity then: im sorry i ever wasted my time and personality in the channels [01:57] ha [01:58] you should reply, yes, we are sorry we let you too [01:58] *which* personality? [01:58] the psycho sexist one [01:58] oh. [01:59] tell him to complain to Captain Steubing [01:59] im a very helpful and caring person [01:59] tell him you're not looking for a partner right now [01:59] ... unless you are. [02:00] well, tell him anyway [02:00] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI [02:04] that's old [02:04] i'm glad they put subtitles though [02:05] ahhh dear that cheered me up [02:10] * mneptok pets PriceChild [02:10] *sighs* [02:10] oh *now* what? O:) [02:11] hmm? [02:13] just being my supportive self [02:18] #ubuntu-students is just odd :/ [02:33] is back [02:35] oh dear [02:35] why do all the loonies have to come out after releases? [02:35] why cant they come and go with the loonies during the release frenzy :( [02:35] @btlogin [02:36] elkbuntu: you get your porcelain goddess appeased? [02:36] porcelain goddess? [02:36] PriceChild: elkbuntu was having some trouble with a household commonality [02:36] I know of the porcelain throne... but not the porcelain goddess [02:37] ahhhhhh [02:37] nalioth, yes, the landlord opened the pipes and cleared the tree roots [02:37] snowgirl/sungirl just seems off to me [02:38] Pici: when you're dead drunk and feeling like you're about to explode, the cool touch of the porcelain goddess is luxurious [02:38] nalioth: Ah. [02:39] * nalioth is ex-military. He is on very good terms with the porcelain goddess :P [02:40] has anyone informed trypglyph that he is ban evading yet? [02:40] he's ban evading? [02:40] *perks up* [02:40] I couldn't remember whether we got rid of him. [02:41] hmm... maybe it was just a kick [02:41] everything's been removed according to the bantracker [02:42] meanwhile bantracker also notes that i had to remove him in august as well [02:43] stretches back to Feb [02:43] im only getting yesterday and august... what search params did you use? [02:44] cpe-24-210-80-52.columbus.res.rr.com [02:44] its on his other nick "adriyel" [02:45] well, offtopic will implode sooner or later, there's tryp. acgla and stonebear in there, and kaot is in there too who provides catalysing power [02:45] was debating channel policies back then too.. [02:45] But he lufs us. [02:46] especially me [02:46] He also thinks I'm female iirc [02:46] heh, that's showing completely different things to 'tryp' a search term [02:47] PriceChild, your nick is conceivably feminine [02:47] unless you /whois me and look at my real name [02:47] only people with brains whois [02:47] :P [02:48] I use /wii [02:48] i'd been trying to remember that one!!! [02:52] Pici: wii! [02:53] mmmmm ..... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssssss [02:54] * mneptok sloughs off another layer of skin [02:55] someone with ops in -devel might want to /whois insobox [02:55] * mneptok looks [02:56] He was autobanned from #ubuntu, only reason I noticed. [02:57] Pici, how did you notice he was autobanned? [02:58] PriceChild: Chanserv banned his ident, and then removed him. [02:58] aha thanks [02:59] * insobox (n=niggerin@70.116.85.29) has joined #ubuntu [02:59] * ChanServ sets ban on *!*nigger*@* [02:59] * insobox (n=niggerin@70.116.85.29) has left #ubuntu (requested by ChanServ) [02:59] Exactly. [02:59] all in the same second [03:00] coming and going in the same second can lead to urinary track infections. [03:00] or ... so i've heard. not that i ... uh ... WOW look at the time! [03:00] !overshare [03:00] Um thanks... We *really* did not need to know that... [03:01] * elkbuntu kicks mneptok repeatedly [03:01] elkbuntu: isn't it just easier to let us know when you're NOT beating the sh!t out of me? [03:02] i mean, in the past year, it's been what? a total of 14 seconds? [03:02] 15 [03:03] wow. i've been slacking [03:04] zetharoo just made it onto my watch list [03:07] elkbuntu: whys that? the ubuntu desktop comments? [03:07] yeah. the way he's bitching [03:08] Oh, I take it you havent been around when kahrytan is there... [03:09] yeah, he needs repeated bullets to his brain too [03:28] In ubotu, Atomic_UE said: !vm is also There is a channel for VMware related questions at #vmware [04:02] anyone knows how to join ubuntu in window domain ?? [04:02] anyone knows how to join ubuntu in window domain ?? [04:02] alrighty then [04:03] * nalioth slips some more lard under the welcome mat. [04:03] * mneptok covers his pelvis [04:07] nickelado joined every know channel... [04:08] *known [04:08] maybe he'll get to an auto k: one soon [04:12] just banned trypglyph from -offtopic. [04:12] * jdong wonders why all the peers in the amd64 Gutsy swarm hate him [04:12] the mask is wide enough for him to evade. let's hope he's stupid enough to do it. [04:13] * nalioth goes to play with fire [04:13] * jdong starts up 10 ktorrents on localhost subnets to fake peers [04:13] this kinda reminds me of my social life [04:13] heh [04:14] * jdong wishes KTorrent had a "hey I'm about 100x faster than all the other seeds out there" flag for promiscuous seeders [04:14] or any torrent app for that matter [04:18] mneptok, that ban mask missed the h, it's not even going to get him at all [04:19] oh wait [04:19] nevermind. i cant count [04:20] /dcc send elkbuntu cafe_grande [04:20] only a grande? [04:40] jdong: you a kde man? [04:42] he's a crack man. [04:46] ah. anybody in here work with ktorrent on the dev side? [04:49] jdong does ktorrent, yes. [04:58] jdong: got a minute? [05:06] Hobbsee! [05:07] mneptok! [05:11] nalioth: sorry, got side tracked; sup? [05:46] jdong: he can't get his babboon porn torrents [05:46] lol [05:46] mneptok: you mean gibbon porn? [05:46] that's SO last week [05:48] is it just me or are we a bit netsplit-happy tonight? [05:49] blame elmo. [05:49] it's a good week for that [05:55] no,w e're blaming mdomsch this week. [05:59] --floodlet-- [05:59] 00:50 [msg(trypglyph)] that's the THIRD F-ING TIME i've removed the ban [05:59] 00:51 [msg(trypglyph)] the servers keep splitting and resetting it [05:59] 00:51 [trypglyph(n=trypglyp@cpe-24-210-80-52.columbus.res.rr.com)] thanks, hahahaha. [05:59] 00:51 [msg(trypglyph)] if it happens again, thwap me [05:59] 00:51 [trypglyph(n=trypglyp@cpe-24-210-80-52.columbus.res.rr.com)] servers keep splitting? what's going on? [05:59] 00:51 [msg(trypglyph)] aurora borealis? ferrous lycanthropy? who fucking knows. [05:59] --floodlet-- [05:59] the reason i don't have kids? i'd name one "ferrous lycanthropy" [06:02] * Cannot join #ubuntu-offtopic (You are banned). [06:02] wahwah [06:07] please stand by [06:08] stupidgirl? [06:08] sure [06:09] why on earth did you unban him? [06:10] him? [06:11] mizzer0ni: not you [06:11] sry [06:11] mizzer0ni: "sure" is "yes?" [06:11] yes [06:12] oh, you're back. [06:13] then there is a good reason for your ban. ops requested you stop certain behavior in no uncertain terms, and you ignored it. only a few days ago. i won't remove it. it's another's ban, and seems righteous to me. [06:13] but, it's another's ban, and not my call. [06:14] mneptok: i liked the fact that mizzer0ni kept saying that she wanted to raise a complaint, then never actually said what she was complaining about. [06:14] right, the ban of a vindictive spiteful woman whom I've had trouble with on another server, [06:14] * Hobbsee knows the woman in question, and also knows that you like wasting time. [06:15] mizzer0ni: you're certainly changing MY mind on the issue. [06:15] :-/ [06:15] but maybe taht's because i just took 750mg of sarcasmine [06:16] what "behaviour" j00 speek of [06:16] sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, fo rly [06:17] irony, thy name is mizzer0ni [06:17] and? [06:17] 'zackly. [06:18] what of it? [06:18] PREACH IT, BROTHER MNEPTOK!! [06:19] ... [06:19] KIN AH GIT A AMEN?! [06:21] * Hobbsee thinks you lot are crazy... [06:44] we're botless in #ubuntu - could someone poke ubot3 or Ubotwo into there? [06:45] Madpilot: splittiness [06:45] ah [06:45] mneptok, dont forget to bag out all the '*cans' like the texan bus driver [06:46] elkbuntu: speaking for myself, i have a special bond with joejaxx because of those rides [06:46] Funky [06:46] heh [06:46] how many times did you guys get him? i kept getting stuck with the guy who couldnt read maps [06:46] just /remove ubot3 when ubotu returns [06:47] mneptok, But ubot3 is on this side of the split :) [06:47] my hand on his shoulder. "it's not worth it. enjoy the primary education." [06:47] elkbuntu: i remember that one ride *really* well. i rode with that guy >1, but dunno how close i was to Joe [06:47] mah wayfe wuz ah mahn [06:48] may-yun. [06:48] hehe [06:48] but aaaaaaaaaaaall draaaaaaaaaawn aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt [06:49] lol [06:49] poor joe [06:49] patient man. [06:49] too busy laughing to smash the guy's head in [06:50] "enjoy the primary education." [06:50] heh. anyway, off to buy some thread and elastic so i can fix all my clothes that keep falling apart [06:52] sew a new toilet [07:00] Groa [07:01] Ankmoorn [07:48] crazy - #scribus is full of people op'd up who haven't been active in 8+hrs... [08:02] mneptok, the landlord came and pulled all the clumps of tree roots out of the drains [08:09] how much more should one take from summer_s4 in #ubuntu [08:10] fossilet: it might sound odd, but i uninstalled file roller [08:10] wtf?! [08:11] elkbuntu, so should I just mute him next comment [08:11] or remove [08:11] he could be genuinely daft [08:11] na I got some class pms [08:12] I think he might be not totally lucid at this time [08:12] heh, share? [08:12] they won't copy [08:12] arrr [08:12] brb [08:13] i really don't know. I am 2 years old [08:13] i never sayw anything beyond the one odd fence. [08:13] after I said stop trolling [08:14] heh. he could legitimately be 2 years if he were born on 29th of feb :Þ [08:14] na oblique reference to debian and gentoo in the channel [08:15] very oblique [08:19] his first occurrance in my #ubuntu.log: Jul 16 14:43:33 * summer_s4 (i=summer_s@c-66-41-204-130.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has joined #ubuntu [08:20] so he should know how to behave [08:21] you keep months worth of logs? wow. [08:21] Madpilot, I got years [08:21] hehe [08:21] I keep 250 lines. is enough. [08:22] Madpilot, every time i reinstall or move computer, i bring the log files with me [08:22] Madpilot, they're invaluable imho [08:23] Madpilot, for ops they are essential [08:24] when you want to defend yourself cos one idiot says you victimised them --- you can show your first ban and several others [08:24] and the causes of same [08:24] ya, I've kept limited logs when someone is being especially stupid - esp. in PM - but otherwise the public logs are fine [08:24] ompaul, is there a way to do something like cat and limit it to the first few lines? [08:25] tail -f [08:25] for log files [08:25] isnt tail the last few? [08:25] sorry less [08:25] less file [08:26] ah, i was wondering if there was a quicker way, is all [08:26] **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Wed Mar 8 15:47:00 2006 [08:26] there is first I think [08:26] thats how far my #ubuntu goes back [08:26] hmm [08:26] i think i lost the logs at some point [08:27] The program 'first' is currently not installed. You can install it by typing: [08:27] sudo apt-get install yagiuda [08:27] bash: first: command not found [08:27] heh [08:27] i dont think first is the answer :Þ [08:28] I can't find all mine -- I have about 500M all in [08:28] ah... i figured though... if tail is the end, i'd flip the coin... :Þ [08:28] can only see 194 atm [08:30] -rw-r--r-- 1 melissa melissa 759M 2007-10-27 17:31 Ubuntu Servers-#ubuntu.log [08:31] thats just #ubuntu ;) [09:00] you are connected a lot more than me :) [10:15] good point === patrick_ is now known as jpatrick [12:01] !ops | clean out your old bans... we ran out of room again :) [12:02] k [12:10] @btlogin [12:10] wait... [12:10] elkbuntu: We can't until the bot comes back.... [12:48] ubotu and seveas dead again? [12:52] ubot3: seems here, and Ubotwo [12:52] Hobbsee: Error: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :) [12:53] yup [12:55] great, so what happened to the bot? [12:55] jussi01, i think seveas' network died again [12:57] PriceChild: ahh. k. can we get a replacement in #ubuntustudio please? [12:57] ubotwo join #ubuntustudio [12:58] PriceChild: -devel, -bugs, -motu would be good too [12:58] jussi01, if ubotu returns, only mute instead of removing so that if ubotu dies immediately after, you don't need me again. [12:58] Hobbsee, i'm not sure if it does bugs.... *checks* [12:59] PriceChild: sure :) [12:59] PriceChild: either way. *shrugs* [12:59] Hobbsee, still want it? [13:00] PriceChild: yes please [13:00] both -devel's [13:04] @btlogin [13:07] Hobbsee, PriceChild what do you think of removing all bans other than the one or two obvious ones for #ubuntu in august - mostly as most isps dump the their users once a month on dhcp [13:07] Does ubotu need a kick? [13:08] ompaul: i dont mind. i havent been in there for a while :) [13:08] Daviey: see the previous discussion. [13:08] whoops [13:08] I think I'll go for it - I see one or two exceptions to that kind of removal [13:09] I'll mute the channel before I kill em off so can not send to channel will be there for a mo or so before hand [13:14] ompaul, hehe i remember doing this with you last uds [13:14] synchronised across the table.... and then i fluffed up [13:14] heh [13:14] so I do it solo [13:14] :-) [13:14] yes, it's far more fun doing it with everyone else [13:14] PriceChild, mute the channel for me please and I do the unban as one [13:15] ompaul, sure? [13:15] announce a clean up of old band [13:15] there are about 50 highlighted [13:15] it will take 15 or so seconds [13:17]