[00:11] !pie | Seveas, that's a cake, not a pie - I want my money back! [00:11] Sorry, I don't know anything about pie - try searching on http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi [00:12] ah [00:20] calling troll on subnoob btw [00:21] subno0b is in #freenode asking if you can crack runescape [00:21] same ip/username. he was dodgy earlier but i didn't do anything. If he does anything more give no warnint. [00:21] *warning [00:21] a little pm afterwards wouldn't hurt either [00:21] * DBO waves at PriceChild [00:22] Hello there DBO, hope things are well. [00:22] better now [00:22] =) [00:23] Good good. [00:23] I got hit by a truck! [00:23] literally! [00:23] It's an awesome story [00:23] wow :O [00:23] but I have for the most part just been busy [00:23] how are you guys doing? [00:24] Good, I can't remember when you left us but no doubt things have changed a little since. [00:24] I bet they have [00:24] I am looking at user lists right now [00:24] lots of new faces (names) [00:25] hey there [00:25] irc council? [00:25] hey LjL [00:25] PriceChild, I left around the time that was just coming into fruition [00:26] after its 6 months, seveaz stepped down from it [00:26] i have noticed his presence in the Planet has been severely reduced [00:26] yes my rss reader is thankful [00:27] hehe [00:27] i enjoyed his posts [00:27] just kidding, i never check rss [00:27] hello tacone, can we help you? [00:27] LjL: no,sorry. just curious [00:28] bye :-) [00:28] some people do get it [00:28] few [00:29] LjL or PriceChild, i have not checked on what my status is as far as powers on the channels, but I doubt I will have time to use them nor am I up to date with whats going on [00:29] they should probably be revoked if they have not been yet [00:29] but I would still like to be allowed to hang out here sometimes =) [00:29] DBO: can we help you? :0 [00:29] hey nalioth =) [00:30] DBO: they haven't. is there a compelling reason for us to remove them, or might we just as well suppose that you might shut down some troll on an ops call once in a while? [00:30] gosh its been a while [00:30] LjL, thats fine with me =) [00:30] DBO: you trying to weasel out of responsibility? [00:30] nalioth, oh no, just I guess I should go read any updated codes of conduct and such =) [00:31] I have a present for Ubuntu also =) I am updating the mirror at Western Michigan University in the next couple weeks [00:31] should be much faster =) [00:32] DBO: oh, there's little news, you cannot mention the word "kitchen" now, and your messages must have an even parity [00:32] haha [00:32] * DBO does not want to convert his ASCII to binary for parity checks... [00:32] we have scripts! [00:32] * LjL comes to the rescue with a script [00:36] I am getting tons of pings from srujan in ubuntu [00:37] maybe he's echolocating? [00:38] Jack_Sparrow: that is ctcp? [00:38] I got a dozen of them from srujan is n=srujan@203.200.95.130 (G Srinivas Srujan) [00:39] yes [00:39] He left the channel just now [00:40] no, he's still there [00:40] Can you get his attention for me [00:40] i told him to stop [00:41] now he has indeed left [00:43] ツ [00:48] I'll be back in 30 or 40 minutes === Pici` is now known as Pici === Pici is now known as Added === Added is now known as Pici [01:32] Seveas can you add like a note "The Syntax field is optional" in the pastebin? some people are just slow [01:33] wii, goodbii [01:33] after all those months im still ban [01:34] y [01:34] yup [01:34] come back in 2108 [01:34] bye [01:34] lol [01:38] LjL, :) [01:52] who was that? [01:52] wii [02:05] look at AlgorthmicContro's short conversation [02:05] that guy was banned until today's clear [02:32] hey Pici can i get unbanned from ubuntu-offtopic now? [02:38] someone tell dawiz to stop being OT and being a factory of gratuitous pieces of sentences, please [02:38] i'm done with him [02:40] crap i knew i missed a channel :P [02:41] %whoami [02:41] !ping [02:41] ping yourself ;-) really the diodes all down my left side are sore [02:41] !no ops is Leave the ops alone! [02:41] I'll remember that Amaranth [02:42] oh crap [02:42] that is not what i wanted to do [02:42] oh dear... [02:42] not it isn't :) [02:42] I hope :) [02:42] i meant to do opabuse [02:42] I'll grep for a backup Amaranth [02:42] no more messing with ubotu while drinking [02:43] fixed [02:43] phew [02:43] !no opabuse is Leave the ops alone! [02:43] I'll remember that Amaranth [02:44] !no opabuse-#ubuntu-offtopic is Leave the ops alone! [02:52] can i be scanned for the router bug, to join #ubuntu i already changed ports to connect 8001 [02:53] soldats, you aren't in -read-topic ? [02:54] but yes, you are fine [02:54] i got redirected there last night [02:54] i had to recompile dwm so i had to quit [02:54] thank you :) [03:11] What jsut happenned to me. [03:13] Pricey: Did you just get redirected here [03:14] Jack_Sparrow, hmm? [03:14] Put it another way.. what just happened to you [03:14] Jack_Sparrow, you do know who I am right? [03:14] no [03:14] It that you? [03:15] am i me? [03:15] Pricey: Sorry, was not paying enough attention.. great super bowl [03:15] Pricey: you're that British chap right? [03:15] * vorian hides === Pricey is now known as PriceChild [03:16] vorian: You could Ping him and be sure.. then run, run, run [03:16] haha === crd1b is now known as crdlb [05:01] FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (clone flood) [05:57] astro76 called the ops in #ubuntu (arabiannights) [05:58] dealt with. I'd been watching him anyway [06:00] same thing in #kubuntu - dealt with. [06:00] Madpilot: klined [06:00] jussi01: klined [06:00] good [06:00] nalioth: thanks === no0tic_ is now known as no0tic [08:17] FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join) [08:17] FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join) [08:17] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join) [10:24] In #ubuntu-motu, LucidFox said: !queue is The Ubuntu NEW queue can be found at https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/hardy/+queue [10:53] LjL, the bots are messed up, they don't realise that someone is +o and keep -J'ing then +J'ing, deopping and opping [12:26] ikonia called the ops in #ubuntu (jim-^ offensive behaviour and language) [12:26] elkbuntu: thank you [13:39] Noticed the floodbots are still at it so I just kicked them all LjL. [13:41] PriceChild, it's the well known -J'+J' dance [13:42] And complaining in -monitor that no one is opped. [13:42] I've never seen it before? [13:42] Me either, not to this extent. [13:46] erm the floodbots just rejoined? [13:46] oh noes [13:46] didn't think that was meant to happen [13:46] PriceChild, try just deopping everyone when that happens, the counter should resync [13:46] i rejoined them [13:46] LjL, ahh okies. [13:46] Oh it was just a counter messed up? [13:46] One of them is unnumbered now too. [13:47] PriceChild, it's not "meant" to happen. i've made them [mis]detect number of operators some time ago, in order to fix situations when each bot would deop each other [13:47] Pici: i know. try banning me in #ubuntu. that is, my hostname, which is... [13:47] I wasn't going to de-op them because i thought they'd just carry on getting ops and being silly and not worth a try. [13:47] Pici: 81-208-36-87.ip.fastwebnet.it [13:47] Why? [13:47] Pici: just try [13:48] don't ban 81.208.36.87 of course... 8-) [13:48] *hint* *hint* [13:48] PriceChild, thing is, there's some buggie somewhere, and sometimes they don't detect that someone has been opped, so they start miscounting [13:48] PriceChild: but if you deop *everyone* in the channel, that counter should go back to 0, so they reop and the count correctly [13:48] at least they usually do [13:48] cool [13:49] Pici: eh sorry, unban and reban, i forgot to give floodbot voice [13:50] Pici: ok, moment :) [14:01] sufficient testing [14:01] pff [14:09] uhm i've found the bug in the bots (it was pretty obvious... a MODE -o can be sent even if the user wasn't +o at all). hard to fix though, so i won't, and they'll again risk getting all deopped. [14:10] LjL, can't you do a test for if they're opped first? [14:12] PriceChild, means doing a /whois on them all... which is annoying, because i then have to check the whois replies in a different part of the code, and keep some status about "has everyone replied to whois yet?" [14:13] PriceChild: i won't bother, since all bots getting deopped has been a rare enough circumstance anyway. now if they (mis)detect an everyone-is-deopped situation, they will all reop *once*, and then not again [14:13] ok [14:13] PriceChild: *but*, they will always attempt to obtain +o whenever they need to -rR, so there shouldn't be a risk of them getting all deopped when they actually need to do something important === no0tic_ is now known as no0tic [14:14] only thing is, when you notice they're all deopped... well, reop one of them [14:19] but perhaps i can do the whois thing easily enough after all [14:27] lots of de lately === no0tic_ is now known as no0tic [16:15] hello [16:15] I already did my nickserv identify thing and still keep getting forwarded here [16:15] hi Prez00, how can we help you? [16:15] any ideas? [16:16] Password accepted - you are now recognized --- services. sets mode +e Prez00 [16:16] cannot join #ubuntu [16:20] help [16:20] cna anyone tell me why I cannot join #ubuntu? [16:20] Prez00: you may have been banned [16:20] I'm sure one of the ubuntu operator staff will be along shortly to help [16:21] if you sit patiently someome will be along to help [16:21] ikonia: I keep getting forwarded to this channel [16:21] ikonia: ok, I'll wait, thanks [16:21] Prez00: yes, possibly because you have been banned or there is a network exploit against your router [16:22] elkbuntu ping [16:22] never been banned as far I can remember, I did nickserv identify thing.. [16:28] @btlogin [16:28] Seeker`: broken here.. [16:28] jpatrick: wfm [16:29] hmm, now it works.. [16:29] there was nothing obvious for his nick / host [16:46] folks there is a ban that was set due to the political spammers a few weeks ago [16:46] it catches "prez" and anything like it [16:47] nalioth: shouldn't that just be a mitt romney ban? ;-) [16:50] nalioth: Have there been reports of politcal spammers as of late? [16:50] Pici: not lately [17:03] In ubotu, Schuenemann said: !chm is To open CHM files you can use kchm or xchm (sudo apt-get install kchm or xchm). To convert to HTML or PDF, install libchm-bin package and htmldoc. See also: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=195457 and http://www.ubuntugeek.com/how-to-convert-chm-files-to-html-or-pdf-files.html [17:14] Daisuke_Ido called the ops in #kubuntu () [17:14] Sigh. === crd1b is now known as crdlb [18:07] In #ubuntu-offtopic, Martian said: !pi is pi is either 3 for small values of pi, 4 for large values of pi or 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 and then some more. [18:08] * Pici rolls eyes [18:21] missed saving throw. you die. [18:50] !queue [18:50] Sorry, I don't know anything about queue - try searching on http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi [18:50] someone want to do this one? [12:23] < ubotu> In #ubuntu-motu, LucidFox said: !queue is The Ubuntu NEW queue can be found at https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/hardy/+queue [18:55] !queue is queue is the Ubuntu NEW queue can be found at https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/hardy/+queue [18:55] I'll remember that, ompaul [18:55] jussi01, ^^ [18:56] ompaul: :) [18:57] shouldn't that be "!queue is the Ubuntu NEW queue can be found at https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/hardy/+queue" ? [18:58] !queue [18:58] ding dong the bot is dead [18:59] !queue [18:59] queue is the Ubuntu NEW queue can be found at https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/hardy/+queue [18:59] stdin: I would agree === Pricey is now known as PriceChild [19:00] what *is* that? [19:00] you mean the new queue? [19:00] yes [19:01] queue for packages to be built? [19:01] it's the queue of new packages awaiting approval to enter the archives [19:01] usually source packages, before they are built [19:01] and to be built [19:01] stdin: to enter universe? or main too? [19:02] LjL: yeah, any archive [19:02] main/universe/restructed/multiverse === PriceChild is now known as Pricey [19:02] !no queue is The queue of packages awaiting approval to enter the archive and scheduled for build is at https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/hardy/+queue [19:02] I'll remember that LjL === Pricey is now known as PriceChld [19:04] * jussi01 thinks it should have "NEW queue" in there somewhere === PriceChld is now known as PriceChild [19:04] the page itself never calls it the "NEW" queue though [19:05] LjL: true, but everyone else does... [19:05] LjL: look at the drop down menu [19:05] !nickspam | you know who :) [19:05] there are several queues [19:05] !no queue is The queue of packages awaiting approval to enter the archive and scheduled for build (also known as the NEW queue) is at https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/hardy/+queue [19:05] you know who :): You should avoid changing your nick in a busy channel like #ubuntu-ops - it causes unrequired scrolling which is unfair to new users. (Please set your preferred nick in your client's settings instead.) The same goes for using noisy away messages; use the command "/away " to set your client away silently. See also /msg ubotu Guidelines [19:05] I'll remember that LjL [19:06] !newqueue is queue [19:06] But newqueue already means something else! [19:06] !new queue is queue [19:06] !newqueue [19:06] I'll remember that, LjL [19:06] newqueue is https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/gutsy/+queue [19:06] !no newqueue is queue [19:06] I'll remember that LjL [19:06] que? [19:06] Pici: ue [19:51] wth am i banned at #linux [19:51] i meant ##linux [19:52] er, okay. [19:56] heh... [20:07] and in #ubuntu or you should be with that nick :P [20:11] hehehe, love !sensors [20:11] !sensors [20:11] You might find something useful at: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/SensorInstallHowto [20:11] hahaha [20:11] might... :P [20:11] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join) [20:12] and who wrote that [20:12] FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join) [20:12] DRebellion called the ops in #ubuntu () [20:12] !-sensors [20:12] sensors aliases: lmsensors, lm-sensors - added by uniq on 2006-07-06 20:43:11 [20:12] WTF [20:12] who is uniq? [20:13] help! trying to ban - Irssi: Channel not fully synchronized yet, try again after a while [20:13] jussi01: I'm more concerned over what happened in #ubuntu [20:13] jpatrick, not to worry about it - it is an attack on the network [20:13] i've parted and rejoined.. [20:13] jpatrick: aye [20:14] In #ubuntu, Jack_Sparrow said: !hdaintel is one of them [20:14] jussi01: #k op from ages ago I think [20:14] sorry [20:14] Jack_Sparrow, at least you weren't editing ops :) [20:15] Time for a break... [20:16] PriceChild: I took crimsun's alsa-info script and created a log-module for upstreamdev... seems to work just fine... [20:16] coolness [20:16] Just a couple more modules to go [20:27] floodbots lagging? [20:29] !lag [20:29] You have lag, I don't have lag [20:29] aha [20:31] Hey Tuv0k, how can I help? [20:31] well, I was goingto ask for a ban to be lifted, but I guess it has....for now [20:32] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join) [20:32] I did not know where one would go, until now, to seek help when you don't have the OP power to help yourself [20:32] again? [20:32] hmm [20:33] PriceChild, I recognize your name from many places, thanks for asking. I'm fine now. [20:34] h4L1m called the ops in #ubuntu () [20:35] nalioth, nixternal: I think he didn't know better.. [20:35] nalioth: haha, if I quiet you kick/ban, and when I kick/ban you went for quiet :) [20:35] as in, just exploring [20:36] I'm talking to him in pm now. [20:36] as am i [20:36] fixed [20:36] h4L1m: do you dial emergency services where you live to ask where the best price for milk is at the moment? [20:36] ehh nalioth note #ubuntu [20:37] rofl @ nalioth [20:37] h4L1m: du kannst zuruck nach #ubuntu gehen [20:37] danke jpatrick hat sich erledigt [20:37] jpatrick: he is muted there [20:37] nalioth: I saw his last message.. [20:37] nalioth, what is now going on? [20:38] i mean at #ubuntu [20:38] ahh [20:38] h4L1m, ignore that, lets talk here about what happenned :) [20:38] h4L1m: cloning is not welcome on freenode [20:38] h4L1m, is not normal to (A) !ops [20:38] and to answer the question about milk: not really [20:38] h4L1m: cloning to avoid bans is not welcome in #ubuntu [20:39] not really do you just jump out and ask the nearest police officer the price of rice then? [20:39] what does not really mean? [20:40] i'm sorry, but what the hell i've done to get treating like this?? [20:40] you did this !ops [20:40] and now you have our attention [20:40] is it what you wanted? [20:40] h4L1m: just call your local emergency services and ask them where is the cheapest place to buy milk. the treatment they give you is the same we are giving you now [20:41] aah man [20:41] i said sorry [20:41] what should i do? [20:41] h4L1m, I have explained to you how to view the access list in future, and why what you did got a few people annoyed right? [20:41] don't do !ops [20:42] Channel emergency! (ONLY use this trigger in emergencies) [20:42] PriceChild, right [20:43] !messagethebot [20:43] Sorry, I don't know anything about messagethebot - try searching on http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi [20:43] h4L1m, Good good. You are allowed back into the channel. Please be very careful with bot commands if you are unfamiliar int he future, asking someone if unsure even. [20:43] msg [20:43] why the devil can't you people LEAVE THE DAMNED FACTOIDS ALONE?!?!?!? [20:43] !msg the bot [20:43] Please investigate with me only in /msg or in #ubuntu-bots (type also /msg ubotu Bot). Don't use commands in the public channels if you don't know if they really exist. Also avoid adding joke/useless factoids. [20:43] !msgthebot [20:43] hmmmmmmm [20:43] ohh it is a dupe [20:44] h4L1m: if you want to know something from the bot, /msg it, please [20:44] ok nalioth, thank you [20:44] nalioth, "!messagethebot" never existed afaik [20:44] h4L1m, we are rather busy - calling us when we are busy gets us to drop what we are doing and then you get 100% attention, which is good if you really need us [20:45] h4L1m, but to be honest watch how it is done, and then you will see when it is appropriate [20:46] i.e. if in doubt don't ;-) [20:46] It has been explained to him, he's sorry, lets all move on :) [20:46] ok guys i thank to you a lot [20:46] and well [20:46] let's say [20:46] ciao [20:46] #ubuntu is *heaving* [20:53] incoming [20:54] i'm surprised there's not already a dozen of them in :) [20:54] yep - - play nice [20:54] erm....? [20:55] sounds familiar? [20:55] aoirtroll? [20:55] both online, different hosts [20:55] but who knows [20:55] hmm ok [20:55] realname is "purple" for both [20:55] which client is that? [20:55] pidgin [20:55] ah [20:55] stupid pidgin [21:11] stdin: you there? [21:17] PriceChild, it has got to be [21:17] and I blinked eariler [21:18] i really can't link him to aoirthoir [21:18] nick has been registered for a long time, host doesn't seem to be a proxy [21:20] jpatrick: I am now [21:26] LjL, ask php questions [21:26] if he answers I would be more than 95% sure [22:53] Hey there konqui-89, how can I help? [23:03] PriceChild: I feel like I've been unfairly banned from ubuntu [23:03] One moment please. [23:05] konqui-89, do you go by a different name at all? [23:05] yeah [23:05] konqui-89: do you think calling people's name is fair? [23:05] people names [23:06] 2008-02-02T21:24:50 ompaul: Thanks for being a penis. [23:06] notice also the same username... wondering why you'd want #ubuntu with that username anyway [23:08] konqui-89, I hold I banned you fairly [23:08] * Seveas agrees [23:08] konqui-89, I won't be removing any time soon [23:08] is there anything else? [23:09] knoppix I guess Klaus would not like to think of you representing his community like that [23:10] good call dude - it is always good to annoy other people in the name of someone who actually deserves a large amount of kudos from the overall community for kickstarting the popular disto on a disk# [23:13] konqui-89, so do you still maintain you were banned unfairly? [23:14] konqui-89, if not, then we request you to leave so we can keep track of who has an issue that needs to be taken care of [23:14] ompaul: yes. what I said, especially in its context was not deserving of a permaban from a great source of ubuntu support, especially from somone who needs it [23:14] konqui-89, you called someone a penis. That's a no-no in any ubuntu channel [23:14] end of story [23:15] LOL [23:15] now if you have any other arguments, please let us know [23:15] if not, bye! [23:15] ompaul: I was simply asking if anyone knew of a better server for knoppix support than freenode. [23:16] Yeah, I fucking need help with my sound, what am I supposed to do? I cant seem to get much help on the ubuntu forums... this is my only other source of aid. [23:16] Well its a good job you weren't looking for ubuntu support. [23:16] Just an off topic question, do any of you guys know where a good server for a knoppix channel is? I cant seem to get any help from the knoppix chan on freenode... [23:16] konqui-89, you should have thought about that before you misbehaved [23:16] He's not even using ubuntu [23:16] exactly [23:17] and now he will go to #gnu [23:17] and then we will repeat the k truck [23:17] konqui-89 = pandab34r? [23:17] yes [23:17] yes [23:18] * [konqui-89] #kde #grub [23:18] hes at home [23:38] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (clone flood) [23:42] both klined [23:43] good [23:43] well there are two proxies blocked for a couple of weks