[00:45] @btlogin [00:45] ok, so is the bantracker just dead now? [00:46] mneptok, he is banned for OT and abuse [00:47] then he arrived in here and is a pain [00:47] what can I say [00:47] ompaul: ok, but how owuld i find that out for myself? [00:47] *would [00:47] mneptok, ban tracker would show you the trolling [00:47] it is alive it is back no [00:47] now [00:48] you will not see him banned from here unfortunately [00:48] how do I read that ban tracker? [00:48] ompaul: i can't login [00:48] it came back just after you tried there [00:49] @btlogin [00:50] tell me you are logged in ;-) [00:52] just got through [02:45] kah in -offtopic btw incase people missed === vorian is now known as vorian_ [04:01] In #ubuntu, PriceChild said: !develop is participate [04:18] please do not unban "htns" from any channels [04:19] oh no. [04:19] not again. [04:20] yes, again. [04:20] 23:15 [htns(i=htns@24.174.48.155)] Fuck you nigger shithead [04:20] 23:15 [htns(i=htns@24.174.48.155)] How's that for family friendly? [04:20] 23:15 [htns(i=htns@24.174.48.155)] You fucking aids infested motherfucking cracker [04:20] 23:15 [htns(i=htns@24.174.48.155)] Fucking faggot [04:20] 23:15 [htns(i=htns@24.174.48.155)] Burn in hell [04:20] 23:15 [htns(i=htns@24.174.48.155)] You shithead [04:20] charming. [04:23] How pleasant. [04:36] mneptok - I was replying to pppoe_dude [04:37] DrDerek: i don't care [04:37] DrDerek: it's considered courteous to preface your texts with your conversational partners nick [04:37] was I banned? [04:37] DrDerek: hown many times do you need to hear "KEEP THIS CHANNEL FAMILY FRIENDLY" before it sinks in? [04:37] DrDerek: i had already warned you tonight. you had your chance. live with your decisions like a man. [04:38] I was replying to what he said though.. namely, my mom, and one girl i used to like in highschool -- and I said that's weird, and he said what was, and I said his mom. [04:38] DrDerek: then say as much. "your mom" is not an acceptable answer. [04:39] DrDerek: factoids like "!twss" are not acceptable [04:39] DrDerek: come back tomorrow and we'll have a look at your Self-Control-O-Meter [04:39] all right, have a good night. [04:40] jebus [04:41] is it a full moon? [04:41] no, it's friday [04:42] TGIF [04:42] thank god i farted [04:42] * mneptok rides off into the snowy Quebec night [04:59] stdin called the ops in #ubuntu (similar_name spamming) [05:34] status [05:34] living [05:34] oops, I should really minimise this when typing... [05:45] how is "relax and enjoy the ride" offtopic? i was assuring the users that everything would be fixed soon...ubotu makes comments like that exactly in its own statements. [05:46] just because i state i am a network admin in another network im instantly an offtopic discussion setter in every comment? i dont see the fairnest and justness in griping every time i open my chat window...i moved on didnt i? [05:47] Alan_M: you don't need to do that. imagine if all 1099 users reassured the one remaining guy [05:47] i simply stated relax and enjoy the ride...nothing else [05:47] nothing more [05:47] and instantly...you jump me [05:47] no, not instantly [05:48] ok 3 second delay [05:48] i had warned you about offtopic chatter earlier [05:48] mneptok, and i moved on from that. [05:48] so...therefore every time i start a conversation you instantly assume im gonna go offtopic....thats reassuring. [05:48] and i didn;t warn you until you went offtopic again [05:48] Alan_M: it wasn't so much you, as trying to squash all the off topic at the time [05:49] Alan_M: mneptok just was faster than I this time [05:49] Alan_M: there are Freenode opers in #ubuntu. they don;t reassure users. so there's really no reason for you to do it. [05:49] it wasnt even reassuring...it was a comment [05:50] but you just said ... [05:50] i know what i said [05:50] Alan_M: #ubuntu is just as stodgy as #freenode when it comes to idle chatter [05:50] best just to stick to typing helpful things in there [05:51] * Alan_M hands you some coffee, see ya :) [05:51] Alan_M: #ubuntu-offtopic or #defocus if you need to just decompress. you'll find geeky folk. [05:51] I knew there was a reason I don't spend much time in offtopic ;) [05:56] why _are_ the floodbots so busy tonight? [05:57] splittiness [05:57] huh. [05:58] or something. i already determined the moon is waning crescent. [05:58] :) [05:59] hah. floodbots are werewolf wanna be's [05:59] uff. Derek's quiclk on the "tomorrow" trigger. [05:59] request: the three floodbots in #ubuntu keep setting and unsetting...oh, heh, looks like you're talking about it already, so nm [06:00] probably past midnight for him [06:09] hehehe [06:10] it is getting rediculous [06:10] *ridiculous [06:14] nalioth: should the floodbots be cycling as much as they are? [06:29] I think floodbot1 and 2 are stuck somehow, they still think we're in a split [06:30] OHNOES [06:30] UBOTUUUUUUUUUU [06:31] Feb 24 17:29:39 ok so, if floodbots "fight" among each other for anything longer than a couple of minutes, issue "hook" in -monitor , anyone up for this? [06:31] done it already 10 mins ago [06:31] oh :) [06:34] you can try just deoping 1 and 2 [06:35] hm. I don't know enough to mess with them, really. [06:36] me too. and i should change that. [06:36] they'd probably just +o them selfs after anyway [06:37] LjL: how does one unhook? [06:38] wrong time for him I think [06:39] it's alive! [06:39] nickrud: scrool will get us both [06:40] well, unless my ISP starts *tohlly sucking again* [06:40] *pout* [07:01] !staff [07:01] Hey nalioth, jenda, rob, SportChick, seanw, Dave2, Christel or Gary, I could use a bit of your time :) [07:04] Amaranth AndrewB Hobbsee jdong jenda LjL Myrtti elkbuntu jussi01 LjL nixternal any of you about and know what's up with the floodbots? [07:04] yes? [07:04] no? [07:04] argh, they are flooding #ubuntu badly [07:04] deop them all? [07:05] elkbuntu: won't they use channy to reop themselves? [07:05] don't know how they work myself [07:05] dunno [07:05] time for the hammer [07:05] HAMMER TIME! [07:05] * Hobbsee tries [07:05] i can't even seem to figure out which channel they all talk in [07:06] will mute work? [07:06] Hobbsee, -monitor afaik [07:06] no, these are mode changes [07:06] not for modes [07:06] i just took ops from 1 and 2 [07:06] -ops-monitor [07:06] they're back [07:06] hm, no [07:06] they gave it back, damnit [07:06] i hate being right [07:07] i f-ing jinxed it. [07:07] liar ;) [07:07] heh [07:07] thanks, mneptok [07:10] wonder if it safe to restart them :) [07:10] restart them how? [07:10] reop them? [07:11] only 3 realizes there is no split [07:11] 1 and 2 are still freaking out [07:11] ok. Where do I read up on them? [07:12] nickrud: -monitor [07:14] we really need a command to make the bots clear their status [07:18] they need to cycle really [07:21] Amaranth: kline? :) [08:27] ompaul: what did I miss there with that ru guy? [08:28] nickrud, he was the fuck you Nick video guy from 3 or 4 mins earlier [08:28] ah, I just came back on [08:32] nickrud, ;-) he quit after absing so I thought he might be gone [08:32] abusing that is [08:32] ompaul: I read back, caught the discussion. that nick you mentioned wasn't much better [08:33] but didn't swear [08:33] one more toe over the line and bye [08:39] I think Myrtti dissed her, she went silent right after ;) [08:39] or him. [08:41] yeap === mc44_ is now known as mc44 === tritium is now known as HDStrikeOut [13:31] guys: #ubuntu [13:31] stdin called the ops in #ubuntu () [13:32] jpatrick: ops gets attention better [13:34] PriceChild: :p [13:38] jpatrick, seriously if no called then no action [13:42] stdin: nah, I wanted to forward him to #ubuntu-irc, but nevermind [13:43] nah, too many underscores :p [13:43] there's still a root_______ though [13:43] he was even trolling in #kubuntu-es [13:44] root_______ [n=root@190.198.116.59] -long liv r00t! [13:51] jpatrick, we are not all guys here, either :Þ [13:52] elkbuntu, a valid point, and well made ;-) [13:52] heh [13:52] ompaul, oddly enough, everyone would have noticed if he said 'girls: #ubuntu' [13:53] elkbuntu, you don't say, ohh you do ;-) [13:53] * elkbuntu might test this theory one day [13:53] just for kicks and giggles [13:54] say girls is the one with the root in the nick trolling? [13:55] hehehe, the reason i stated 'one day' is that it's not going to work with prior notice, or a lack of awake people [13:55] hehe [14:06] jrib, the good cop [14:23] * jpatrick wonders what happened to the FloodBots [14:23] how do you spell recode [14:27] jpatrick, we had to deop them because they were being true to their names [14:29] elkbuntu: I see [14:29] ompaul, what the HECK is rooty doing? [14:30] elkbuntu, either being (A) a brilliant troll (B) someone who did the _wrong_ but all too possible research and I'll go with B, they have been consistent since they joined the channel [14:30] "wols_: I was trying to get my new ipod classic to work and farked eveything up" ? [14:32] jpatrick, but HOW?! [14:33] no idea [14:34] elkbuntu, reading something none ubuntuish [14:34] methinks [14:46] A large amount of the first questions asked in this channel start with "Does anyone/anybody..." Why not ask your next question (the real one) and find out? [14:46] hmmmm I think I have an improvement [14:47] A large amount of the first questions asked in this channel start with "Does anyone/anybody...", as one persons expert is another persons beginner, please ask your question in full, then sit back and see if anyone actually does! [14:47] now to make that shorter [14:48] 'ask dammit' ;) [14:50] hahahaha [14:50] no [14:50] s/no/NO# [14:51] In place of "Does anyone/anybody...", please be aware, one persons expert is another persons beginner, please ask your question in full, then see who actually does! [14:51] !no anyone is n place of "Does anyone/anybody...", please be aware, one persons expert is another persons beginner, please ask your question in full, then see who does! [14:51] I'll remember that ompaul [14:52] "In.." [14:52] ack [14:52] !no anyone is In place of "Does anyone/anybody...", please be aware, one persons expert is another persons beginner, please ask your question in full, then see who does! [14:52] I'll remember that ompaul [14:55] !no anyone is In place of "Does anyone/anybody...", please be aware, one persons expert is another persons beginner, please ask your question in full, then see what helps! [14:55] I'll remember that ompaul [15:10] !staff | Techno`away> irc.FreshBG.org irc.FreshBG.org irc.FreshBG.org irc.FreshBG.org i [15:14] !ubotu [15:14] I am ubotu, all-knowing infobot. You can browse my brain at http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi - Usage info: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuBots [15:14] !staff [15:14] Hey nalioth, jenda, rob, SportChick, seanw, Dave2, Christel or Gary, I could use a bit of your time :) [15:15] scroll back a little .. 4 mins [15:15] already K:lined [15:19] ompaul: /msg seenserv "show me the klinees" [15:19] nalioth, thanks [15:24] I sent a ctcp version to #ubuntu-offtopic, and now I'm banned [15:24] why? [15:26] picard_pwns_kirk: because channel ctcps are obnoxious [15:26] oh [15:27] how so? [15:27] cos sending a message to 1300 people most of whom don't know you is plain rude [15:27] would you like one of your family members to come home at 3am and wake up the whole house with his/her yelling? [15:27] well, besides return a version, what does a ctcp version do? [15:28] annoy ops and users alike [15:28] is considered agressive [15:28] !guidlines | picard_pwns_kirk (read this and tell us what the issue was after you do - remember it is not about exact rules bring your common sense) [15:29] !guid3lines | picard_pwns_kirk (read this and tell us what the issue was after you do - remember it is not about exact rules bring your common sense) [15:29] !guidelines | picard_pwns_kirk (read this and tell us what the issue was after you do - remember it is not about exact rules bring your common sense) [15:29] * ompaul slaps the hand of typo [15:29] umm... [15:29] ubotu? [15:29] !guidelines [15:29] The people here are volunteers, your attitude should reflect that. Answers are not always available. See http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines [15:30] come on it is the bot - don't play dumb you have been in #ubuntu-offtopic for far too long to not know it is a bot [15:30] I know it's a bot [15:30] * ompaul sighs [15:31] perhaps I should leave... [15:31] read the guidelines please [15:33] In #ubuntu-uk, popey said: ubotu: brainstorm is http://brainstorm.ubuntu.com/ [15:34] Where do penguins keep their money? [15:35] !brainstorm is Post your ideas for ubuntu at http://brainstorm.ubuntu.com and vote for the ones you like! [15:35] I'll remember that, PriceChild [15:36] popey: ^ [15:36] nice [15:42] bazhang called the ops in #ubuntu (triedge32_) [15:43] when did we start banning first? [15:44] nalioth: in reference to? [15:45] #ubuntu [15:46] I banned triedge after warning him more than once if that's what you mean [15:46] ah [16:47] In ubotu, ffm said: rioutils is a Rio media player manager. "sudo apt-get install rioutils" and it using "sudo". [16:58] stop... me... from... killing... emma... [17:00] * Gary pushes LjL-Temp [17:00] * LjL-Temp falls, was balancing on a chair [18:24] In ubotu, BluesKaj said: !hal is for an informative description of the Hardware Abstarction Layer , go to this site : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_abstraction_layer [18:25] pressenter: hi, sorry if I'm bit too pushy but who you are? [18:25] !hal [18:25] Sorry, I don't know anything about hal - try searching on http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi [18:25] In ubotu, BluesKaj said: !hal is for an informative description of the Hardware Abstraction Layer , go to this site : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_abstraction_layer [18:26] PriceChild: I add it [18:28] Tm_T: hmmm [18:28] jussi01: yes son? [18:29] Tm_T: that doesnt look right, can I fix?? [18:29] jussi01: sure you can :)) [18:29] I often mess up things [18:29] just got on-join spammed from pushpop- [18:30] in where? [18:30] !no, hal is For an informative description of the Hardware Abstraction Layer , go to this site : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_abstraction_la~yer [18:30] I'll remember that jussi01 [18:30] !hal [18:30] For an informative description of the Hardware Abstraction Layer , go to this site : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_abstraction_la~yer [18:30] Tm_T: /whois pushpop- [18:31] hmm, I got none [18:31] says #ubuntu here [18:31] yes but I got none spam [18:31] :(( === credible_ is now known as credible [18:33] credible: hi [18:33] perhaps they're smart enough not to spam people on the access list [18:34] who knows [18:34] credible: what kind of spam? [18:34] -18:33:57- ~s~ Irssi: Starting query in freenode with pushpop- [18:34] -18:33:57- pushpop-: Hey Seeker` , spawN busted at ESL by #Sacralis - http://ESL2009.uk.to/ [18:34] I got it [18:35] Seeker`: I'll give some shoe [18:47] Myrtti: hi [18:48] Tm_T: *bwurp* [18:48] hi [18:48] watching House :-) [18:48] Myrtti: :) [18:49] Myrtti: I have issues with my remove aliases, mind to help? [18:49] sure [18:49] csremove msg chanserv op $C $N;/wait 50;/quote remove $C $0 $1-;/msg chanserv op $C -$N [18:50] but remove can't have more than one word explanation [18:50] so it isn't ok [18:50] Tm_T: use : to preface your reason [18:50] CSREMOVE msg chanserv op $C $N;/wait 50;/quote remove $C $0 :$1-;/msg chanserv op $C -$N [18:50] aa thanks :)) [18:50] /quote remove #ubuntu-ops Tm_T :you should read the directions [18:51] Tm_T: http://paste.ubuntu-nl.org/57976/ ? [18:51] nalioth: yup, I blame this headache [18:52] * nalioth tosses Tm_T a brain leech for him to stick in his ear [18:53] damn that hamburger meal was worth every penny [18:53] got four episodes of House with an extra euro [18:53] now back to audio books [18:54] Myrtti: :) [18:55] Myrtti: where? [18:55] aaaand, me eating a corrupt multinational labour misusing crappy trash food companys product allowed me to avoid doing the dishes for yet one another new day \o/ [18:55] woooooo [18:56] jussi01: where else but "I'm loving it" [18:57] hehe [18:57] actually I took my phone to be serviced and missed the bus and was hungry so I dropped in at the oldest McDonald's in Finland [18:58] they actually even have a sign commemorating the fact [18:58] heh [18:59] http://www.tampere.fi/ekstrat/vapriikki/muistomerkit/mcdonalds.html [19:00] of course, there is something more funny in Tampere... http://www.tampere.fi/ekstrat/vapriikki/muistomerkit/ikuisenteekkarin.html [19:01] a grave stone of an eternal M. Tech student [19:31] the !permissions factoid (also file permissions) is linked to files, which only mentions https://help.ubuntu.com/community/LinuxFilesystemTreeOverview, it should probably also mention https://help.ubuntu.com/community/FilePermissions, since that's what they usually want [19:31] Whether you just add that to files, or create new factoids for permissions [19:31] Thanks [19:56] Un Saluto a Tutte Le Anime! [19:56] !list [19:56] I am ubotu, all-knowing infobot. You can browse my brain at http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi - Usage info: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuBots [19:57] we need to set +c [19:59] jpatrick: no [20:59] boukmandutty_ [n=boukmand@pool-68-162-101-91.phil.east.verizon.net] has joined #ubuntu , boukmandutty [n=boukmand@pool-68-162-101-91.phil.east.verizon.net] [20:59] * jpatrick wonders why the got pasted [21:00] cos your buffer is strange? [21:00] because jpatrick isnt 1337 :P [21:00] !leet > jussi01 [21:00] haha [21:14] !leet > no0tic [21:20] no0tic: you can do /msg ubotu !factoid [21:21] Seeker`, I've done /msg ubotu leet but it gave me the "leet" command of ubotu :) [21:21] no0tic: you left out the ! [21:21] Seeker`, so I thought that it wouldn't work :) sorry [21:21] no0tic: Notice "!factoid" [21:22] @leet whatever [21:22] wh8v3r [21:22] @rot13 whatever [21:22] jungrire [21:24] nice [21:25] heh [21:28] jussi01: you reading the guy in #k-devel? [21:29] hmmm, been busy in #k whats he on about? [21:30] jussi01: http://brainstorm.ubuntu.com/idea/478/ [21:30] * jpatrick *sighs* [21:31] * jussi01 sighs [21:32] I just don't know what to say to such people.. [21:34] "go away"? [21:35] hehe [22:17] mneptok - is the thingy lifted? [22:17] or am I still no go. [22:20] prince_jammys called the ops in #ubuntu (viv145) [22:22] DrDerek, where? [22:23] Seveas - I was talking with pppoe_dude last night, and I responded to him with a legitimate answer of "your mom" [22:23] DrDerek, which channel? [22:23] offtopic [22:23] and it was misinterpreted [22:23] when the bantracker starts working again I'll poke at it [22:24] all right, thanks. [22:24] I know now when replying to anyone, I should stick their handle in front. [22:24] bantracker once again is bodged [22:25] are servers under attack? [22:26] neh, the ting is just shitty :) [22:26] word [22:26] Seveas: its working here [22:27] yeah it finally started working here as well :) [22:27] :) [22:27] * jussi01 has a magic touch :D [22:27] DrDerek, hmm, from my logs it looks like mneptok has misinterpreted it [22:28] aye, but I didn't feel like arguing too much. [22:28] and I got banished from using !twss :( [22:28] I love that factoid [22:28] !twss [22:28] Sorry, I don't know anything about twss - try searching on http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi [22:28] it's been removed [22:28] ah, okay. [22:29] as has the ban [22:29] at least I won't be tempted now. [22:29] all right, thank you Seveas [22:29] mneptok, if you disagree please ban again and tell me why :) [22:29] heh [22:29] Seveas, it's never been there as a non-channel-specific factoid though [22:30] !twss-#ubuntu-offtopic [22:30] Seveas: *but* that's been removed [22:30] :) [22:30] gonna do a complete audit when migrating factoids to ubotu2 [22:30] still there in #ubuntuforums [22:30] !search twss [22:30] Found: twss-#ubuntu-offtopic*, twss-#ubuntuforums [22:30] STOP! [22:30] hammertime! [22:31] (that's actually on the radio now here) [22:31] Seveas: if you could kindly tell me when that's gonna be, i'll arrange to make myself unavailable :) [22:31] LjL-Temp, could be sooner than you think [22:31] lart and mess already work [22:31] Seveas: Is ubotu being rewritten or something? [22:31] working on the calendar thing now [22:31] Seeker`, yes, supybot is being dumped [22:31] what is it being replaced with? [22:32] µbot [22:32] Seveas: well, any dubious factoids due to me are all due to coercion [22:32] LjL-Temp, heh :) [22:32] LjL-Temp: How is the skiing going? [22:32] LjL-Temp: broken anything yet? [22:32] more importantly, how's the après skiing? [22:32] what about women? [22:33] Seeker`: it's gone, i'm going back home tomorrow. could have been much better... yesterday i was in a pretty awful shape for some reason (mental shape mostly, i.e. i was scared), but today it got very windy and they closed basically all the slopes [22:33] no0tic: :O [22:33] ended up skiing on the children's slopes [22:33]