[00:48] <Spreadsheet> hello
[00:49] <Spreadsheet> can i get unbanned from #ubuntu-offtopic?
[00:51] <Spreadsheet> when i said gfy, i meant good for you, not what what was interpreted by some people
[00:52] <LjL> Spreadsheet: let me see
[00:52] <Spreadsheet> it was a long time ago
[00:59] <mneptok> what does the "wdc" part mean?
[00:59] <Spreadsheet> what?
[01:00] <Spreadsheet> we dont care
[01:00] <Spreadsheet> it means we dont care
[01:00] <mneptok> ach so
[01:00] <mneptok> so "good for you" and "good for you, we don't care" have rather different snetiments behind them, don't you think?
[01:01] <Spreadsheet> i guess
[01:01] <mneptok> Spreadsheet: "good for you, we don't care" strikes me as somewhat unfriednly and dismissive.
[01:02] <mneptok> except with "unfriendly" spelled correctly
[01:02] <Spreadsheet> the person was saying random facts, if i remember correctly
[01:02] <mneptok> which is sorta not at all the spirit or tone we want in #ubuntu channels
[01:03] <mneptok> it's OK to ignore them :)
[01:03] <LjL> you beat me
[01:03] <mneptok> which is a better idea, IMO
[01:03] <LjL> Spreadsheet, funnily enough, saying random facts is OK, while being disrespectful is not
[01:03] <Spreadsheet> ignore them
[01:03] <LjL> in -offtopic that is
[01:03] <mneptok> Spreadsheet: 'zackly. good lad.
[01:03] <LjL> anyway, please have a look at our IRC guidelines and the other bot triggers i'll give you please
[01:03] <LjL> !etiquette > Spreadsheet    (Spreadsheet, see the private message from Ubotu)
[01:04] <mneptok> Spreadsheet: and if you think they're going WAAAAY offtopic, come let an op know about it
[01:04] <Seeker`> !etiquette > Seeker` 
[01:04] <mneptok> !sno-cones > mneptok
[01:05] <mneptok> Spreadsheet: ennyhoo, that's why you were banned.
[01:05] <Spreadsheet> ok
[01:07] <LjL> Spreadsheet, i'll let you back in, but please do make sure you familirize yourself with the code of conduct, guidelines and the rest of the factoids, if you don't want to incur in another ban
[01:07] <Spreadsheet> thank you
[01:09] <LjL> relevant for -offtopic is also !o4o
[01:09] <Spreadsheet> ok
[01:15] <Seeker`> Spreadsheet: is there anything else we can help you with?
[01:15] <Spreadsheet> nope
[01:18] <LjL> Spreadsheet: then i should point you at this channel's topic
[01:19] <Spreadsheet> oh
[01:47] <ubotu> FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit)
[01:47] <ubotu> FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit)
[01:47] <ubotu> FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit)
[01:49] <Seeker`> Do the bots report that to staff, or do they have their own checks in place for DCC abuse?
[01:50] <LjL> Seeker`, i'd figure the staff have highlights
[01:50] <Seeker`> fair enough
[01:50] <Dave2> Highlights, and AntiSpamMeta also pokes us
[01:50] <Seeker`> how are you?
[01:51] <Seeker`> Dave2: fair enough
[01:53] <maddog39> someone just did a dcc send thing and a bunch of us are now unable to join #ubuntu
[01:53] <maddog39> i have a vuln. router and I know that, but im not flashing a firmware
[01:53] <Seeker`> maddog39: Read the topic in the channel you are forwarded to
[01:53] <Seeker`> maddog39: You need to reconnect on port 8001
[01:53] <LjL> maddog39, please read the *whole* page
[01:53] <maddog39> this is rediculous
[01:53] <LjL> maddog39: no it's not.
[01:54] <maddog39> you guys have any idea what you are doing
[01:54] <maddog39> your making an already bad denial of service
[01:54] <LjL> stopping people from being disconnected.
[01:54] <maddog39> and magnifying it
[01:54] <LjL> no not really.
[01:55] <LjL> we're effectively informing victims of the problem, and offering a practical solution.
[01:55] <maddog39> your giving hackers more incentive to go in their from a server or something and do it so people like me get screwed over
[01:55] <Seeker`> maddog39: how do you get screwed over?
[01:55] <LjL> our rationale is exactly opposite, as the wiki page explains.
[01:55] <maddog39> because i have to jump through hoops to get back on the channel
[01:55] <Seeker`> maddog39: There is a simple solution, which is reconnect on port 8001. It means that if they attack again, you wont be affected
[01:55] <LjL> changing port is jumping through hoops? not
[01:55] <LjL> and we won't have 150 people quitting
[01:55] <maddog39> ok
[01:55] <LjL> and the others crying "OMG what happened"
[01:56] <nalioth> maddog39: we've been doing this for over a year now.  other channels are doing it, too
[01:56] <nalioth> oh well
[01:57] <jdong> he could've changed the port 10 times in the time he spent arguing that
[01:57] <Seeker`> someone just tried another DCC in #ubuntu
[01:57] <LjL> aware
[01:57] <Seeker`> jdong: yeah. But complaining is obviously more satisfying
[01:57] <jdong> Seeker`: it always is.
[01:57] <LjL> what's with Pelo now
[01:57] <ubotu> FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit)
[01:57] <ubotu> FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit)
[01:58] <Seeker`> what an idiot
[01:58] <nalioth> Jack_Sparrow: klined
[01:58] <LjL> what about xDx
[01:58] <LjL> i have some doubts that was innocent
[01:58] <LjL> Jack_Sparrow, did he talk while banned?
[01:58] <nalioth> xdx klined
[01:59] <nalioth> not innocent at all
[01:59] <LjL> ah, missed that
[01:59] <nalioth> triggers re-engaged
[01:59] <Jack_Sparrow> I wasnt sure if innocent..  
[01:59] <LjL> Jack_Sparrow: the hostname hints he might not be
[01:59] <Jack_Sparrow> Didnt want to let him keep trying
[01:59] <LjL> course
[01:59] <Seeker`> maddog39 still in -read-topic
[01:59] <maddog39> ok i reconnected on port 8001 and i still cannot get back in the channel
[01:59] <nalioth> Jack_Sparrow: you may remove any bans you've set in the past few minutes on exploiters  ( xdx and madd0g )
[02:00] <nalioth> maddog39: it's not automatic
[02:00] <LjL> maddog39, *read* those instructions...
[02:00] <Jack_Sparrow> k one sec
[02:00] <LjL> fixed huh
[02:00] <nalioth> heh
[02:00] <Seeker`> was it the same maddog that did the DCC?
[02:01] <LjL> Seeker`, who would know
[02:01] <LjL> maddog39: not fixed
[02:01] <maddog39> well xchat is set to connect on port 8001
[02:01] <maddog39> im not flashing firmware on my router
[02:02] <LjL> maddog39, restart xchat
[02:02] <maddog39> i did
[02:02] <maddog39> the first time
[02:02] <LjL> maddog39, please check again. in all cases we've seen, connecting to 8001 fixes it.
[02:02] <maddog39> ok
[02:02] <maddog39> ill try once more
[02:03] <Jack_Sparrow> nalioth, done..  the bot's k-line those for us
[02:03] <Jack_Sparrow> ?
[02:03] <nalioth> Jack_Sparrow: no
[02:03] <nalioth> irritated staff kline them
[02:03] <Seeker`> Jack_Sparrow: I think the bots just mute, but staff pick up on it happening and k-line
[02:03] <Jack_Sparrow> Ok..
[02:03] <LjL> who are those you unbanned, jack?
[02:04] <Jack_Sparrow> Ony three bans I had in there.. no one of importance
[02:04] <nalioth> LjL: the exploiters ( klined )
[02:04] <LjL> were they? i don't see the bans
[02:06] <Jack_Sparrow> Let me know if you need me to do anything.. 
[02:07] <LjL> someone with access in -r-t tell maddog39 he can rejoin
[02:07] <LjL> i invited but he ignored
[02:07] <LjL> the bots won't let him because we're still split
[02:08] <jjross> test me
[02:08] <LjL> jjross, in #ubuntu-read-topic
[02:08] <jjross> yes
[02:09] <LjL> jjross, say it there - after fixing your connection
[02:09] <Seeker`> jjross: you need to type "test me" in #ubuntu-read-topic 
[02:09] <nalioth> jjross: type /j #ubuntu-read-topic and then say "test me" in that channel
[02:09] <Seeker`> nalioth: he is there already
[02:09] <jjross> i have already done that, do you need me to do it again?
[02:10] <LjL> jjross: yes, because it failed the first time.
[02:10] <LjL> you were disconnected
[02:10] <Seeker`> jjross: Have you either fixed the firmware on your router, or joined on port 8001?
[02:10] <LjL> Seeker`: no
[02:10] <Seeker`> jjross: What port are you connected on?
[02:11] <jjross> 8001
[02:11] <Seeker`> jjross: what client are you using?
[02:12] <nalioth> jjross: you'll need to completely restart the client
[02:12] <jjross> xchat-gnome
[02:12] <jjross> ok restarting
[02:12] <Seeker`> LjL: The bot in -read-topic is still messaging maddog, even though he has parted
[02:13] <LjL> Seeker`: that's normal, it'll keep doing it until we're back from the split
[02:13] <LjL> two servers are still split, and one is not quite synced
[02:14] <Seeker`> ah, fair enough
[02:14] <Seeker`> just thought you might want to know :)
[02:15] <LjL> Seeker`: after the split, the bots will unban him again, and that will help to make sure the unban actually propagates to all servers
[02:15]  * Seeker` nods
[02:16] <Seeker`> jjross: have you typed "test me" in #ubuntu-read-topic 
[02:16] <LjL> !nickspam > tritium[NM]    (tritium[NM], see the private message from Ubotu)
[02:16] <tritium[NM]> Yeah, I know.  Sorry, LjL.
[02:17] <LjL> :P
[02:17] <jjross> ok, I have restarted the client and did "test me" in #ubuntu-read-topic
[02:17] <LjL> no you didn't do the "test me" yet this time
[02:18] <jjross> hmmm, I did the test me and it disconnected and reconnected
[02:18] <LjL> well then you're still vulnerable, are you *sure* your *current* connection is on port 8001?
[02:18] <Seeker`> jjross: try it again
[02:19] <LjL> he's not sure
[02:19] <Seeker`> heh. He hadn't tried it again since his last reconnect
[02:19] <Seeker`> jjross: are you 100% sure you are connected on port 8001?
[02:19] <LjL> jjross, have you changed the port for both "freenode" and "ubuntu irc", if you have both?
[02:20] <jjross> ok let me try that, ill be back
[02:22] <LjL> jjross: good, it worked.
[02:23] <LjL> jjross: you can rejoin, regardless of what the bots say
[02:23] <jjross> ok, thanks for the help
[02:23] <jjross> ok
[02:23] <Seeker`> jjross: you cna also leave #ubuntu-read-topic 
[02:24] <Seeker`> I can't believe the amount of hassle from someone typing 1 line into a channel
[02:26] <nalioth> Seeker`: small actions can create massive results
[02:27] <jdong> welcome to #ubuntu-relationship-advice.....
[02:28] <Seeker`> jdong: huh?
[02:28] <jdong> never mind :)
[02:29] <LjL> nothing, just another of jdong's line that i'm adding to the blackmail list
[02:29] <jdong> :D
[02:29] <Seeker`> you have a blackmail list?
[02:29] <jdong> Seeker`: it's not hard to make one of me :)
[02:29] <LjL> well, it depends
[02:29] <LjL> jdong makes it easy
[02:29] <LjL> for others i do not bother
[02:29]  * Seeker` cnat think of anything he has said that is blackmailable :P
[02:29] <Seeker`> % typos
[02:31] <jdong> Seeker`: you're not going deep enough then
[02:31] <Seeker`> "going deep enough"?
[02:31] <Seeker`> I meant on IRC - I've probably said plenty IRL
[02:32] <Seeker`> thankfully, my fingers act as a bit of a filter
[02:32] <jdong> ^^ innuendo above.
[02:33]  * Seeker` ignored it :P
[02:33] <jdong> ok now I'm just feeding you guys freebies.
[02:33]  * Seeker` is sure he could make a comment about swallowing, but wont bother
[02:34] <jdong> Seeker`: it's probably safer not to, given the kind of people you're interfacing with :)
[02:35] <mneptok> Innuendo. The suppository Italians trust.
[02:41] <Seeker`> mneptok. the killer of conversations.
[02:43] <mneptok> heeeey-aaaay-aaaay, la! see saw! heeeeey-aaaaay-aaaay, la! hee haw!
[02:44]  * mneptok bops around to some Dandy Warhols
[02:47] <Seeker`> hmm, I reckon my housemates boyfriend is using bittorrent
[02:48] <Seeker`> he arrived at around 10pm, and since then there has been a constant upload of 20kb/s
[02:49] <mneptok> turn off DHCP, expire all leases.
[02:49] <mneptok> you'll get some face time!
[02:49] <Seeker`> heh
[02:49] <Seeker`> I could just block the traffic on the port he is using
[02:50] <mneptok> be sure to change yor last name to "Comcast"
[02:50] <mneptok> +u
[02:50] <Seeker`> heh
[02:58] <Seeker`> I reckon the speed isn't very high because he is behind NAT
[03:02] <ubotu> In #kubuntu, kgoetz said: ubotu: no, cedega is cedega is a project based on WINE, aimed at running Windows games on Linux. For more info, see http://help.ubuntu.com/community/Cedega or ask the irc channel #cedega
[03:14] <dsofiesfw> how long does a ban last?
[03:15] <dsofiesfw> everyone zzzing?
[03:15] <nalioth> dsofiesfw: patience is a virture
[03:15] <nalioth> virtue, even
[03:15] <dsofiesfw> months?
[03:15] <dsofiesfw> i'm at 3 so far.
[03:15] <nalioth> we've had some going on 2 years
[03:16] <dsofiesfw> sweet.
[03:16] <dsofiesfw> time to change mac address.
[03:16] <nalioth> dsofiesfw: taht is not the right attitude  :(
[03:17] <dsofiesfw> what's the time on 65.183.0.0 range?
[03:17] <nalioth> i'm looking it up now
[03:17] <nalioth> but threats of evasion are not welcome
[03:18] <dsofiesfw> evasion? 
[03:18] <dsofiesfw> are my nicks flagged as spam?
[03:19] <nalioth> waht were you banned for?
[03:19] <dsofiesfw> honestly don't remember
[03:19] <dsofiesfw> long time ago
[03:19] <dsofiesfw> i don't think it was me either, someone using a box on my network.
[03:19] <nalioth> you'll need to wait for the banning operator
[03:19] <dsofiesfw> the banning operator.
[03:20] <nalioth> the op who banned you
[03:20] <dsofiesfw> riight.
[03:20] <dsofiesfw> i'll just continue using my local wifi networks, this seems like alot of work.
[03:21] <nalioth> no work at all, just a bit of patience
[03:21] <dsofiesfw> yeah, it's annoying having to switch stuff over, but, i'll work with it.
[03:26] <nickrud>  dsofiesfw see the topic for this channel
[03:55] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-offtopic, pppoe_dude said: ubotu without lart is like cheesecake without a topping
[11:30] <PriceChild> LjL: Floodbot1 having trouble in -read-topic?
[13:22]  * jpatrick eyes chalcedony 
[13:27] <jpatrick> this guy/lady keeps "Excess Flood"ing
[13:47] <jpatrick> hi KIAaze, how may I help you?
[13:48] <KIAaze> ?
[13:48] <KIAaze> when did I join ubuntu-ops?
[13:48] <jpatrick> KIAaze: were you prehaps ban forward in a channel to here?
[13:48] <KIAaze> maybe, I don't know
[13:49] <jpatrick> one moment please
[13:51] <jpatrick> KIAaze: ah, you were banned from #ubuntuforums by jdong 
[13:52] <KIAaze> for what reason?
[13:53] <jpatrick> "*** KIAaze has quit IRC (":(){ :|:&};:")" maybe
[13:53] <KIAaze> ^^
[13:53] <KIAaze> completely forgot that
[13:53] <KIAaze> but is it bcause of how I quit last time?
[13:54] <KIAaze> probably
[13:54] <Pici> Yes.
[13:54] <KIAaze> I'll change the message
[13:54] <jpatrick> KIAaze: if you want the ban lifted you'll have to wait till he comes back
[13:54] <KIAaze> it's allright, I barely use those channels
[13:54] <KIAaze> I just idle in them
[13:55] <jpatrick> KIAaze: in that case, I'll have to point you at the /topic of this channel
[13:55] <KIAaze> what does that mean?
[13:55] <KIAaze> ah ok
[13:55] <Pici> !idle
[13:55] <ubotu> Please keep in mind that this channel is for operator/abuse questions only, and we ask you to part when you have no further business here, in order to keep track of users with pending inquiries.
[13:56] <KIAaze> I meant I was idling in the ubuntuforums and ubuntu channels
[13:56] <KIAaze> not here
[13:56] <KIAaze> I just got here because somebody banned me ^^
[13:56] <jpatrick> KIAaze: yes, but you do not wish to have the ban lifted tho, so no need to be here :)
[13:56] <KIAaze> ok
[13:57] <KIAaze> bye
[13:57] <KIAaze> yes, maybe lifting the ban would still be a good idea ;)
[13:58] <Pici> KIAaze: heh, welcome back.
[13:58] <KIAaze> otherwise I'll have to remove those channels from my default set
[13:58] <Pici> hold on, let me grab someone who has power in there.
[13:58] <Pici> PriceChild: ping ^
[13:58] <KIAaze> everytime I launch xchat I get in automatically
[13:58]  * jpatrick doesn't quite understand what was wrong with the quit message
[13:59] <KIAaze> I removed my quit message, so it should be allright now
[13:59] <Pici> jpatrick: its a fork bomb
[13:59] <PriceChild> KIAaze: its removed and won't happen again?
[13:59] <jpatrick> Pici: aha, right
[13:59] <KIAaze> I can test now if you want
[14:04] <jpatrick> !msgthebot
[14:04] <ubotu> Please investigate with me only in /msg or in #ubuntu-bots (type also /msg ubotwo Bot). Don't use commands in the public channels if you don't know if they really exist. Also avoid adding joke/useless factoids.
[14:04] <jpatrick> mentions ubotwo ^^
[14:06] <Pici> !msgthebot =~ s/ubotwo/ubotu/
[14:06] <ubotu> In #ubuntu-ops, Pici said: !msgthebot =~ s/ubotwo/ubotu/
[14:06] <Pici> @login
[14:06] <ubotu> OK
[14:06] <Pici> !msgthebot =~ s/ubotwo/ubotu/
[14:06] <ubotu> Nothing changed there
[14:07] <Pici> ...
[14:08] <jpatrick> ubotu lies
[14:08] <ubotu> Mostly just statistics, but yeah.
[14:08] <Pici> !botabuse =~ s/ubotwo/ubotu/
[14:08] <ubotu> I'll remember that Pici
[15:32] <Pici> sadfwe: Greetings, how can we help you today?
[15:32] <sadfwe> i'm still banned, wondering how long it will last.
[15:32] <Pici> Let me look, one moment
[15:32]  * jpatrick read the nick as 'sabdfl'
[15:33] <sadfwe> also banned as 2 other networks as well.
[15:36] <sadfwe> you need the ranges?
[15:36] <Pici> sadfwe: You were here yesterday under a differnt name, were you not?
[15:36] <sadfwe> probably
[15:36] <sadfwe> i can check my logs to pull the nick?
[15:37] <sadfwe> if you need?
[15:37] <LjL> yes, please
[15:38] <sadfwe> sorry, it's been overwritten
[15:38] <LjL> ok - why were you banned?
[15:38] <sadfwe> don't remember been months ago.
[15:39] <sadfwe> discussing wifi i think
[15:39] <sadfwe> or wifi bridging.
[15:39] <LjL> sadfwe, well, it was february
[15:39] <sadfwe> month ago.
[15:39] <sadfwe> wifi bridging i beleieve.
[15:40] <LjL> sadfwe: the nickname was dsofiesfw is that correct?
[15:40] <LjL> sadfwe: wait, or dsoffs?
[15:40] <sadfwe> honestly, i hit up random nicks everytime i fire up my irc client.
[15:41] <LjL> sadfwe: well, why don't you register a unique freenode identity instead? that lets you send private messages as well as build up a reputation
[15:41] <LjL> !register
[15:41] <ubotu> By default, only registered users can send private messages - Information about registering your nickname: http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#userregistration - Type « /nick <nickname> » to select your nickname.
[15:41] <sadfwe> i have one, but, that's for openbsd.
[15:41] <sadfwe> because it requires it, when ubuntu chan requires it, then ill start.
[15:41] <LjL> but sadfwe, you can use it no matter what channel you're on
[15:42] <sadfwe> i undestand that, but it's not required.
[15:42] <LjL> sadfwe: no, but it's encouraged, and i definitely don't see why you'd only use your registered identify on channels that actively require it
[15:43] <sadfwe> i said, because they require it is why i use it, when needed.
[15:43] <LjL> sadfwe: in order to be able to troll?
[15:43] <sadfwe> sadfwe is registered. 
[15:44] <sadfwe> anything else?
[15:44] <LjL> sadfwe: yes, grow up and stop harrassing channels
[15:44] <sadfwe> alright.
[15:44] <sadfwe> anything else?
[15:45] <LjL> yes, please leave this channel unless you have any further questions
[15:45] <sadfwe> i'm still banned though?
[15:45] <sadfwe> i'm still banned though?
[15:45] <sadfwe> oops, didn't mean that one.
[15:45] <LjL> yes, because you seem to be clearly changing identities in order to keep trolling, as you have done at least twice in #ubuntu, and probably numerous other times in other channels
[15:46] <sadfwe> bah, fine, i'll hit up another wifi network and log in with another name and blah blah, ask my question, and still get what i need. jesus.
[15:46] <sadfwe> asshole
[15:46] <sadfwe> eithe way i still win
[15:46] <LjL> sadfwe: have a good day
[15:46] <sadfwe> i will.
[15:47]  * jpatrick sighs
[15:56] <Mez> keep an eye out for nicks that look like people randomly hitting the keyboard (which all of those do)
[15:57] <Pici> Mez: and his realname & ident, which he has not changed
[15:58] <LjL> Pici: *you* highlight "mirc"
[15:58] <Pici> LjL: I did, no hits yet
[16:04] <Mez> Pici, then why not Realname ban him?
[16:05] <Pici> Mez: because its set to mirc_
[16:05] <jussi01> oh no!
[16:05] <LjL> have no phear
[16:05] <Pici> LjL is here?
[16:05] <jussi01> :)
[16:06] <jussi01> hahahah
[16:06] <LjL> :P
[16:07] <Pici> hay
[16:07] <jussi01> hai ubotu  :P
[16:07] <Mez> ubotu: hi
[16:08] <jussi01> Mez: give it a moment, it has 76 channels to join...
[16:08]  * Amaranth hugs ubotu
[16:09] <ubotu> Hi! Welcome to #ubuntu-ops!
[16:31] <Mez> jussi01, only 76 ?
[16:33]  * Mez is on 81 here, 14 elsewhere
[16:45] <jpatrick> Mez: you... are... insane
[16:45]  * jpatrick hides
[16:46] <Mez> jpatrick, thankyou
[16:46]  * jpatrick just manages 43
[16:47] <Mez> jpatrick, #katapult ? :P
[16:47] <jpatrick> :P
[17:03]  * jussi01 is on like, ummm about 15... you maniacs
[17:04] <Amaranth> i'm only on 16
[17:04] <Amaranth> i cut way back
[17:04] <jussi01> I try to keep it manageable...
[17:04] <Amaranth> i used to be in ~30, iirc
[17:05] <Amaranth> i've got 2 or 3 more i'll probably drop soon, then #ubuntu+1 will go away soon too
[17:05] <jussi01> yeah
[17:06] <jpatrick> jussi01: I'm monitoring a ton of loco-channels tho
[17:06] <jussi01> ahh, yes of course
[17:07] <jpatrick> -es, -fr, -de, -cat, ... and then there's all the Debian channels..
[17:09] <Pici> I'm in ~20, can't pay attention to any more than that.
[17:09] <jussi01> Pici: yeah, same here
[17:10] <Pici> And I rarely say anything in some, like #ubuntu-devel and -motu.
[17:11] <LjL> Pici: thank you for your contribution
[17:12] <Amaranth> 7 (or 8 if you include #upstart) of my 16 channels are ubuntu stuff :P
[17:12] <jussi01> ok, I have 15 channels, and all bar 1 are ubuntu stuff
[17:16] <Pici> LjL: anytime
[17:20] <Pici> ack, they're multiplying 
[17:21] <LjL> Pici: well that's easy, it's just a sum of additions. what's conceptually trickier is making them turing complete, mostly involves branching.
[17:35] <ubotu> In ubotu, wastrel said: wtf is wrong with you
[17:35] <jpatrick> ...
[17:35] <jpatrick> !bot > wastrel
[17:38] <jpatrick> "< ~Sansjo> anyone wanna earn $10 paypal/moneybookers pm me."
[17:38] <jpatrick> kick?
[17:38] <Seveas> where?
[17:38] <Seveas> ban
[17:38] <Pici> vorian already got it :)
[17:39] <jpatrick> vorian's on it
[17:39] <Seveas> all hail vorian :)
[17:40] <vorian> \o/
[17:40] <vorian> he was spamming in #freenode
[17:40] <Pici> Ahh
[17:49] <jpatrick> hey Myrtti 
[17:49] <Myrtti> yo.
[18:20] <jussi01> LjL: clearing old bans?
[18:20] <LjL> yeah
[18:20] <jussi01> :)
[18:59] <ubotu> emilsedgh called the ops in #ubuntu-ir ()
[19:04] <jpatrick> what is ubotu doing in -ir?
[19:06] <nalioth> same thing he does everywhere else
[19:10] <Pici> nalioth: try to take over the world?
[19:11] <nalioth> Pici: yeup
[19:12] <jussi01> nalioth: I thought that was last week? :P
[19:12] <nalioth> you know about b u g   o n e 
[19:13] <nalioth> an everpresent duty
[19:13] <Amaranth> bug 1
[19:13] <Amaranth> most spammed bug ever
[19:13] <ubotu> Launchpad bug 1 in ubuntu "Microsoft has a majority market share" [Critical,Confirmed] https://launchpad.net/bugs/1
[19:13] <LjL> well you can't really say Windows-based platforms dominate the IRC bot market
[19:14] <jussi01> hahahah true
[20:06] <ubotu> mohi called the ops in #ubuntu-ir ()
[20:07] <mohi> Mez: ping
[20:08] <mohi> hi
[20:13] <mohi> I want help in ubuntu-ir! 
[20:13] <ubotu> mohi called the ops in #ubuntu-ir ()
[20:15] <Pici> LjL: ^?
[20:15] <Pici> nalioth: ^?
[20:16] <ompaul> mohi, what kind of help?
[20:16] <Pici> mohi: getting people with access to do that
[20:16] <ompaul> mohi, you already have operator status
[20:16] <mohi> ok, ty
[20:17] <ompaul> Pici, pm
[20:17] <Pici> ompaul: sure
[20:17] <mohi> nalioth: Pici, we have an insulter there in #ubuntu-ir
[20:18] <ompaul> mohi, so do you want them removed?
[20:18] <ompaul> mohi, and need help doing this?
[20:18] <mohi> I do this! allways! kikban
[20:18] <mohi> but he comes from another IP soon!
[20:18] <mohi> :(
[20:18] <ompaul> mohi, ahh ban a avoider
[20:19] <mohi> how?
[20:19] <ompaul> mohi, so you can ban several ways
[20:19] <jpatrick> mohi: you speak english in -ir?
[20:19] <ompaul> ip real name and so forth
[20:20] <mohi> jpatrick: normally no! Persian. or may be Persian in English letters
[20:20] <ompaul> mohi, if you are willing to accept my help I will issue a ban on them that should keep them busy for a few minutes or a day or two depending on how go they are
[20:20] <ompaul> good they are that is
[20:21] <Myrtti> again, I fully understand if you feel like kicking me from #ubuntu-offtopic today
[20:21] <mohi> ompaul: :S kam3ron in ubuntu-ir. please look
[20:21] <ompaul> I am looking
[20:21] <ompaul> Myrtti, please kiddie crimes :)
[20:22] <Myrtti> irc while being piss drunk is no kiddie crime
[20:22] <Myrtti> although, I still do write English quite well after consuming 2,5 liters of cider
[20:22] <Myrtti> 4.7%
[20:23] <Myrtti> no, don't tempt me. I might get silly ideas to go to the nearby pub to have more
[20:23] <jussi01> hehe
[20:24] <jussi01> Myrtti: bed + lots of water to stave off the hangover
[20:24] <Myrtti> cheers jussi01 
[20:24] <Myrtti> jussi01: you think? I've got prescription strength ketoprofen in my closet you know
[20:24] <Jack_Sparrow> I found something on the web that is scary (Ubuntu Related)  http://www.crexor.net/~crexor/ubuntu/
[20:24] <nickrud> I always thought the hangover was part of the charm
[20:25] <Jack_Sparrow> nickrud, Check out that link
[20:25] <nickrud> Jack_Sparrow: finally, I'm not at the top of the lists!
[20:25] <Jack_Sparrow> :)
[20:30]  * jpatrick wonders what happened to "unagi"
[20:30] <Myrtti> "ban"
[20:30] <jpatrick> yes, but he helped out loads in #k iirc
[20:31] <Myrtti> 22:30 @,- 62 - #ubuntu-offtopic: ban *!*n=mrunagi@*.hsd1.tn.comcast.net [by  ballard.freenode.net, 916105 secs ago]
[20:31] <ompaul> jpatrick, he is not welcome
[20:31] <ompaul> .    <---- full stop
[20:31] <jpatrick> ompaul: ack
[20:31] <ompaul> mneptok, kvm woes
[20:31] <ompaul> mneptok, kvm I can't get a good week this week ;-)
[20:32] <ompaul> maybe next week will be good
[20:34] <Seeker`> Myrtti: which cider?
[20:35] <Myrtti> the one with the most alcholic content one can sell in a shop not being the licenced state owned monopoly
[20:35] <jussi01> alko sucks
[20:35] <Myrtti> ie. "anything that is labeled 'light' and contains 4.7% alcohol"
[20:36] <Myrtti> ie. the cheapest junk one can buy, ie. Lidl junk
[20:36] <Seeker`> jussi01: why?
[20:36] <Myrtti> cheerio
[20:36]  * Myrtti takes a sip
[20:37] <Myrtti> hooray for alcohol induced oblivion
[20:37] <jussi01> Seeker`: you can only buy strong alkohol in one place= high prices crap opening hours
[20:38] <Seeker`> ah
[20:38]  * Seeker` has some strongbow
[20:38] <Myrtti> they sell that in the grocerystores here too
[20:39] <Myrtti> I didn't like strawford press
[20:39] <Myrtti> and Old Rosie is awful
[20:39] <Seeker`> the hobgoblin cider is good
[20:39] <Myrtti> I like La Cidraé though
[20:39] <Seeker`> as is westons vintage (8% woo!)
[20:39] <Myrtti> I've not seen that here
[20:40]  * Seeker` has visited a "cyder farm"
[20:40] <Seeker`> you got to see where they make everything
[20:40] <Seeker`> and try all the stuff they make
[20:43] <Myrtti> I think I've been spoilt with my mom's apple juice
[20:44] <Myrtti> that's why I love La Cidraé
[20:44] <Myrtti> or whatever
[20:57] <ompaul> jpatrick, say nothing .
[20:58] <jpatrick> ompaul: that host is starting to bug me
[20:58] <ompaul> jpatrick, hmm
[20:58] <ompaul> lets see
[22:06] <mneptok> hmmm ... looks liek i'm going to Prague
[22:06] <mneptok> *like
[22:07] <Seeker`> mneptok: oh?
[22:07] <mneptok> UDS
[22:09] <Seeker`> ah
[22:09] <Seeker`> Its right in the middle of my exams :'(
[22:09] <Myrtti> I liek milk
[22:09] <Myrtti> :-)
[22:10] <Seeker`> Myrtti: +1
[22:10] <Myrtti> nightey
[22:10] <Seeker`> nn
[22:11] <jpatrick> mneptok: see ya there then
[22:12] <Seeker`> Do you reckon they would put it back a few weeeks for me?
[22:12] <mneptok> Seeker`: call Mark and ask. he's on a ski vacation. he'll be really happy to get a phone call. ;)
[22:14] <Seeker`> heh
[22:32] <LjL> wasn't excel unbanned?
[22:40] <ompaul> LjL, that should be easy to calculate
[22:41] <Seeker`> as long as it doesn't result in 65,535
[22:41] <LjL> ha, ha.
[22:42] <ompaul> !pi
[22:42] <ubotu> Sorry, I don't know anything about pi - try searching on http://ubotu.ubuntu-nl.org/factoids.cgi
[22:42] <Seeker`> pi = 4
[22:44] <ompaul> Seeker`, only for large values of pi
[22:44] <Seeker`> no, for small values of 4
[22:55] <elkbuntu> mneptok, they invite _you_ but not _me_? seriously wtf!
[22:55] <Seeker`> elkbuntu: Even worse, they didn't invite *me*
[23:01] <mneptok> elkbuntu: i don't get invitations. i get marching orders.
[23:10]  * Seveas orders mneptok to march to elkbuntu 
[23:11]  * mneptok dons his Aquaman costume
[23:11] <mneptok> not because i need it for the walk, but because elky says it makes me look "aqualicious"
[23:13] <mc44> you look aquafresh
[23:13] <Seveas> aquatastic
[23:13] <ompaul> Fresh 
[23:14] <ompaul> this joke is a bit wet
[23:17] <elkbuntu> heh
[23:18] <ompaul> I am hopping mad - not just mad
[23:18] <ompaul> there ya go 
[23:18] <ompaul> I want to squash something
[23:19]  * nickrud hands ompaul a squash
[23:19]  * ompaul squashes squash
[23:21] <nickrud> now, don't you feel better?
[23:22]  * nickrud walks away, whistling
[23:28] <Seeker`> ompaul: why are you hopping mad?
[23:29] <ompaul> Seeker`, cos I can be :)
[23:29] <Seeker`> fair enough
[23:29] <ompaul> Seeker`, you have not had my week
[23:29] <ompaul> be happy
[23:30] <Seeker`> ompaul: cider makes things better :)
[23:30] <ompaul> Seeker`, if I could I would
[23:30] <ompaul> Seeker`, btw random drink driving tests on the road this evening
[23:30] <ompaul> I don't drink (99.99999%) of the time
[23:30] <ompaul> or something like that
[23:31] <ompaul> 4 if not 5 nines
[23:31] <ompaul> copper was laughing by the time I was finished
[23:31] <Seeker`> :O
[23:32] <Seeker`> no alcohol through choice? or other reasons?
[23:32] <ompaul> it disagrees with me
[23:32] <ompaul> as a food stuff
[23:32] <ompaul> and please don't do the X and Y and so forth
[23:33] <ompaul> I have in my youth drank stuff you never heard of ;-)
[23:34] <Seeker`> :(
[23:35] <mneptok> like the "sweet wine of American freedoms"