[00:17] <chowder> why am I banned from #Ubuntu?
[00:17] <nalioth> chowder: your real name has offensive content
[00:18] <chowder> chowder? what's offensive about it?
[00:18] <nalioth> no
[00:18] <nalioth> your "real name" field in your client
[00:18] <nalioth> not your "nick name"
[00:18] <chowder> I'm in your interwebs h4xxin ur shit
[00:18] <chowder> that it?
[00:18] <nalioth> something there is offensive
[00:19] <chowder> can I get an op to tell me what it is? cause "I'm in your interwebs h4xxin ur shit" is just a joke
[00:19] <chowder> is it that?
[00:20] <jrib> Try changing it.  My guess is there's a realname ban on *shit*
[00:20] <nalioth> chowder: the word 'shit' is found to be offensive
[00:20] <chowder> I'm on Xchat and the "real name" field is bland
[00:20] <chowder> *blank
[00:20] <nickrud> chowder see jrib above, it's barred in #ubuntu
[00:20] <jrib> chowder: /whois chowder
[00:20] <chowder> i did whois myself, I'm changing it
[00:20] <chowder> I thought maybe it was the anonymous part
[00:21] <chowder> ok, I tried changing it
[00:21] <chowder> it's not working
[00:22] <jrib> chowder: reconnect
[00:22] <chowder> kk
[00:23] <chowder> ok, it worked
[00:23] <chowder> thx
[01:59] <Renegatu> i need to see a list of romanian channels
[01:59] <jrib> !ro
[01:59] <jrib> is that romanian?
[01:59] <nalioth> jrib: it should be
[02:00] <Renegatu> yes
[02:00] <Renegatu> 10x
[02:28] <connor> Hey everyone I don't need to be unbanned from #ubuntu I use linux mint now
[02:58] <jrib> heh
[03:03] <Amaranth> which is ubuntu...
[03:05] <ajmitch> Amaranth: logic never plays a part in such things
[06:28] <Myrtti> MEAOW
[06:29] <jussi01> Myrtti: did you get it all finished?
[06:30] <Myrtti> no.
[06:30] <Myrtti> "missing kernel32.dll"
[06:33] <jussi01> Myrtti: :/
[06:36] <Myrtti> but I got closer in getting it fixed, isn't that still improvement
[06:38] <Myrtti> GOOD GOD I'M SO SSTONED of sleep deprivation
[06:38]  * Myrtti gets a redbull
[06:58] <jussi01> why do I know the nick hotpocket?
[06:59]  * jussi01 goes through scrollback...
[06:59] <jussi01> ahhh, yeah, he was that guy yesterday... sigh...
[07:01] <Myrtti> jussi01: goddamnit.
[07:01] <jussi01> Myrtti: ?
[07:02] <Myrtti> I read your text and my head translates it to your voice, WITH THE GODDAMN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT
[07:02] <Myrtti> and I'm AGAIN THINKING IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT >__<
[07:02] <jussi01> hahahhahahahhaahahha
[07:02]  * Myrtti headdesks
[07:03] <ajmitch> that's a very scary thought
[07:04] <jussi01> ajmitch: it would be scarier with a new zealand accent ;)
[07:04]  * Myrtti SCREAMS
[07:04] <Myrtti> GETITOUTOFMYHEAD
[07:04] <ajmitch> but we don't have an accent, everyone knows that
[07:04] <Myrtti> nöööönöööööönööööönöööönööööönöööönööö
[07:04] <Myrtti> I'm not reading you I'm not hearing you
[07:05] <Hobbsee> mmm...accents.
[07:05] <Hobbsee> ajmitch: everyone knows that you're deluded, yes.
[07:05] <Hobbsee> you and all your sheep.
[07:05] <Myrtti> and the hobbits
[07:05] <Myrtti> don't forget the hobbits.
[07:05]  * jussi01 resists the urge tosay stuff about ne zealanders and sheep...
[07:05] <Myrtti> pesky little critters, they
[07:06]  * Myrtti smacks jussi01 
[07:06] <Myrtti> shuddup already
[07:06] <jussi01> :P
[07:06] <Myrtti> AND NOW YOURE CALLING ME...
[07:07]  * Hobbsee calls Myrtti too
[07:22]  * tonyyarusso googles Myrtti so he can say "g'day" and hang up
[07:22] <Myrtti> Hobbsee: oh great, confrence call with two australians...
[07:22] <Myrtti> tonyyarusso: you have my phone number already.
[07:22] <tonyyarusso> Do I?
[07:22] <tonyyarusso> Oh yeah, perhaps I do.
[07:22] <Myrtti> fb
[07:23] <tonyyarusso> You're lucky trans-atlantic phone calls still cost money
[07:24] <tonyyarusso> and that I don't actually know how to dial them either
[07:24] <jussi01> tonyyarusso: on a mobile just use +country code
[07:25] <tonyyarusso> jussi01: um, why would it matter whether it's mobile?
[07:26]  * jussi01 didnt think you could do +'s on a LL phone...
[07:27] <tonyyarusso> buh?
[07:27] <Myrtti> well mine is +358... whatever
[07:27] <tonyyarusso> Found it anyway: 011-country_code_number
[07:28] <Myrtti> where + is the international prefix
[07:28] <jussi01> tonyyarusso: where are you?
[07:28] <tonyyarusso> jussi01: USA
[07:28] <jussi01> ahh
[07:28] <tonyyarusso> so + = 011 ?
[07:28] <Myrtti> tonyyarusso: depends on your phone operator and foreing phone call deals
[07:29] <Myrtti> we've got different foreign phone call operators and we can pick the one we use with the international prefix
[07:29] <tonyyarusso> my phone operator?  They all work the same way...
[07:29] <tonyyarusso> We pick the one to use by who we have a contract with.
[07:29] <Myrtti> or just use the generic one with... was it 0 or 00 as the international, which would probably use our own operator then
[07:30] <Myrtti> I remember back in... 1997 perhaps
[07:30] <tonyyarusso> You mean which phone company provides your long-distance plan, right?
[07:30] <tonyyarusso> or do you mean something else by operator?
[07:30] <jussi01> tonyyarusso: here is an example: http://www.teleale.com/index2.php?language=english
[07:30] <Myrtti> my sister still lived in US, we made a deal with an operator to route the phone calls to US *THROUGH* *THE* *INTERWEBS!*
[07:30] <Myrtti> OOOHHH
[07:31] <Myrtti> AND THE CROWD GOES WIIILLLLDDD
[07:31] <Myrtti> ok...
[07:31] <jussi01> tonyyarusso: so a company which you dial their prefix, and their rate appears on your bill
[07:31] <Myrtti> too little sleep + caffeine = bonkers myrtti
[07:31] <tonyyarusso> jussi01: So like phone cards, but with shorter numbers.
[07:31] <jussi01> Myrtti: go CLEAN!!!
[07:31] <Myrtti> AND the GODDAMN australians
[07:31] <jussi01> tonyyarusso: pretty much, and not prepaid
[07:31] <Myrtti> jussi01: just searching for my pants :-P
[07:31] <tonyyarusso> interesting
[07:32] <Myrtti> mmm ripe
[07:32] <Myrtti> mmmmm guineapig pee
[07:34] <Hobbsee> tonyyarusso: skype?
[07:35] <jussi01> Hobbsee: care to skype me?
[07:35] <Myrtti> note: feel free to remove me from the channel if you're having doubts of my mental health
[07:35] <Myrtti> s/channel/channels/
[07:35] <Myrtti> oh noes
[07:35] <Hobbsee> jussi01: my machine hates VOIP
[07:35] <jussi01> nah
[07:35] <Hobbsee> and i dont' have skype working
[07:35] <jussi01> :P
[07:35] <Myrtti> it's the australian dingo slap
[07:35] <jussi01> Hobbsee: ahh, k then
[07:36] <Myrtti> oooh, sunny day
[07:36]  * Myrtti tosses the pigses to the pigsty
[07:38]  * Hobbsee tosses Myrtti into the pigsty.
[07:40] <jussi01> argh, I hate asian languages - can never figure out which is which
[07:41] <Myrtti> I could prolly recognize them :-P
[07:41] <jussi01> Myrtti: #ubuntu
[07:41] <Myrtti> aww jussi01 you should hear them chattering
[07:41] <Myrtti> oh, I've not yet joined there after yesterday
[07:41] <jussi01> Myrtti: go clean!
[07:45] <Myrtti> jussi01: work >__<
[07:48] <tonyyarusso> Hobbsee: SIP or die!
[07:50] <Hobbsee> tonyyarusso: </3 SIP
[07:51] <tonyyarusso> why?
[07:52] <Myrtti> I hate my own voice and phone calls, it extends to SIP/Skype/Voip/anything
[07:54] <Myrtti> LOL: http://koti.kapsi.fi/~myrtti/blog/2008/06/19/tampere-applies/#comment-903
[07:54]  * Hobbsee glares at akregator.
[07:55]  * Hobbsee wonders why it has lost it's feeds.
[07:55] <Hobbsee> or some of them
[08:22]  * Myrtti sighs
[08:50] <jussi01> !defrag
[08:51] <jussi01> !no, defrag is <reply>The default Ubuntu filesystem (ext3) is engineered to avoid fragmentation issues in most cases, see http://linkpot.net/behead/ for a simple example on how it achieves this.
[08:51] <jussi01> !defrag
[08:51] <jussi01> better
[08:51] <jussi01> :)
[09:21] <Myrtti> jussi01: http://dy.fi/qgx
[09:22] <jussi01> oooohhh
[09:45]  * Myrtti sings
[11:23] <Myrtti> MEEP
[11:23] <Seeker`> lo
[11:24] <jussio1> heya Seeker`
[11:24]  * jussio1 grumbles at wordpress
[11:26]  * Myrtti looks at jussi01 with sly and evil thoughts
[11:26] <Myrtti> http://www.flickr.com/photos/myrtti/2592665384/
[11:27]  * jussio1 sighs, did you have to?
[11:27] <Myrtti> well posting that url is a bit sly and evil
[11:27] <Myrtti> :-P
[11:29] <Mez> ?
[11:30]  * Myrtti hums
[11:30] <Myrtti> whut?
[11:30] <Myrtti> nothing wrong with that picture
[11:30] <Myrtti> good looking australian
[11:30] <Myrtti> though, married one
[11:31] <jussio1> Mez: thats me, Im sitting in Myrtti's loungeroom
[11:31] <Myrtti> with my laptop
[11:31] <Mez> ah
[11:40] <jussio1> Mez: our "kids" are having a play date :)
[11:40] <Mez> jussi01, :)
[11:40] <Mez> yeah, Myrtti told me
[11:40] <jussio1> hehe
[11:41] <Mez> though I hope they don't fight... spikes aren't good
[11:41] <jussio1> hehe, no Tuhina intimidates the other ones and they run away
[11:41] <jussio1> :D
[11:45]  * Myrtti snickers at jussio1 
[11:48]  * Myrtti hears jussio1 grunt. perhaps another pb'n'jam bread would cheer him up
[11:48] <Myrtti> or cookies.
[11:49] <Mez> he gets fed too :(
[11:50]  * Mez is hungry
[11:51] <jussio1> Mez: why dont you come over and visit? Im sure you would be well received :)
[11:56] <Myrtti> jussi01 hates my xubuntu
[11:56] <jussio1> muchly
[11:56] <Myrtti> well I've tweaked it
[11:56] <Myrtti> nothing to be sorry about
[11:59] <Mez> jussi01, Yes, I'm sure I would to - but it's not exactly close
[12:00]  * Myrtti points Mez to ryanair.co.uk
[12:00] <Myrtti> "WELCOME TO FINLAND!"
[12:01] <Myrtti> (everyone is welcome, remember to email me your cv, might get you into a few job interviews)
[12:01] <Myrtti> (extra mattresses available, don't have to sleep beside me ^____^)
[12:02]  * Myrtti zones out, tries to get work done
[12:05] <Mez> ryanair.co.uk could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
[12:05] <jussio1> ryanair.com iirc
[12:06] <Dave2> www.ryanair.co.uk works fine.
[12:06] <Dave2> (though it redirects to .com)
[12:07]  * Mez hates sites that REQUIRE www
[12:07]  * Dave2 sends Mez to http://www.no-www.org/
[12:08] <Dave2> (Yes, I added the "www." to be stubborn.)
[12:08] <bazhang> sven_ is now known as elctrfckR family friendly?
[12:09] <Pici> fine with me
[12:10] <jussio1> fine here
[12:12]  * Myrtti dislikes, but doesn't bother
[12:13] <Pici> fsck is dirty too
[12:14] <jpds> Daviey: re: zsh: I'm glad you like it :)
[12:25] <Daviey> \o/, jpds i'm not yet brave enough to change it to my /bin/sh .. but i'll certainly give it a good stab as my user shell.
 (extra mattresses available, don't have to sleep beside me ^____^) <-- but have to take apart your fort :D
[12:33] <Pici> Wait, we have forts?
[12:33] <Myrtti> Mez: true :-<
[12:33]  * Myrtti goes to buy more mattresses next week
[12:35]  * Pici buys Myrtti a pea
[12:35] <Myrtti> :-o
[12:35] <Myrtti> doing a thing like that to a person with sciatica...
[12:35] <Myrtti> I've got a pea under my back already
[12:35] <Mez> hey, it's a compliment, he's calling you a princess
[12:35]  * Myrtti shuns
[12:36] <Myrtti> besides
[12:36] <Myrtti> I like kidney beans more.
[12:36] <Myrtti> tastier.
[12:36] <Pici> Give peas a chance.
[12:36] <Myrtti> :-D
[13:11]  * Myrtti sings
[13:11] <Myrtti> I'm FREE!
[13:12] <Myrtti> MIDSUMMERS!
[13:12] <Hobbsee> no you're not
[13:12] <Myrtti> MIIIIIIIIDSUMMERS!
[13:12] <Pici> free?
[13:12] <Hobbsee> as long as i'ts not midsommer you're going to...
[13:13]  * Pici stocks up on Myrttis
[13:15] <Myrtti> Hobbsee: that's exactly where I'm going to
[13:16] <Hobbsee> Myrtti: for the murders?
[13:16] <Myrtti> oh, midSOMMER
[13:16] <Hobbsee> yes
[13:16] <Myrtti> *rolleyes*
[13:16] <Myrtti> no
[13:16] <Myrtti> bonfires
[13:16] <Myrtti> booze
[13:16] <Myrtti> midsummer magic
[13:17] <Myrtti> have to go naked to pick seven different wildflowers from a meadow at midnight, put the flowers under my pillow, and then I'll see my future husband in a dream ^____^
[13:18] <Myrtti> I think I'll skip the naked part though
[13:18] <Myrtti> and perhaps taking a picture with digital camera and putting the phone under the pillow would suffice too?
[13:18] <Myrtti> perhaps I can get a geekier husband that way?
[13:18] <Myrtti> s/phone/camera/
[13:18] <Myrtti> :-P
[13:19] <Myrtti> (don't look at me like that, standard Finnish midsummer magic)
[13:19] <Myrtti> though, I could remember the naked part wrong.
[13:19] <Myrtti> :-D
[13:19] <Myrtti> FREEE I tell you.
[13:19] <Myrtti> FREEEEEEE.
[13:20]  * Myrtti shuts down Windows in Virtualbox, gives it her middle finger and sighs happily
[13:21] <jpds> Myrtti: I wouldn't that middle finger might come in handy one day..
[13:23] <Myrtti> oh, I'd just have a prosthetic with 4gb usb memory then to replace it
[13:23] <Myrtti> like one geeky motorcyclist I've heard about is planning to do
[13:23] <Tophat> ...is there a reason why i type /join #ubuntu and i end up in the ops room?
[13:24] <Myrtti> prolly yes
[13:24] <Myrtti> @btlogin
[13:24]  * Myrtti taps her fingers
[13:25] <Myrtti> !btlogin
[13:25] <Myrtti> am I missing something?
[13:26]  * Myrtti pokes jpds 
[13:27] <Myrtti> ubottu: test
[13:27] <Myrtti> ubot3`: !test
[13:27] <ubot3`> Failed!
[13:27]  * jpds pokes jussio1 
[13:27] <Myrtti> ubottu: !test
[13:27]  * Myrtti phones him
[13:28] <jpds> great, we killed him.
[13:29] <Myrtti> stdin: *POKE*
[13:30] <stdin> the server seems to have died
[13:30] <jpds> wb Daviey
[13:30] <Myrtti> yup
[13:30] <Myrtti> fast response ftw
[13:31] <Daviey> jpds: :)
[13:31] <Myrtti> nalioth: ping?
[13:32] <Myrtti> ubot3`: join #ubuntu
[13:32] <ubot3`> Factoid join #ubuntu not found
[13:32] <Amaranth> @join #ubuntu
[13:32] <Myrtti> ubot3`: @join #ubuntu
[13:33] <Myrtti> Pici: it's no use
[13:33] <Myrtti> PING jussi01.com (80.75.108.102) 56(84) bytes of data.
[13:33] <Myrtti> From outori-netplaza.utanet.fi (80.75.96.4) icmp_seq=1 Destination Host Unreachable
[13:33] <Pici> :(
[13:33] <Myrtti> he's calling them prolly already
[13:33] <Pici> ubot3`: whoami
[13:33] <ubot3`> Factoid whoami not found
[13:33] <Myrtti> ubot3`: @login
[13:33] <ubot3`> login: system login tools. In component main, is required. Version 1:4.0.18.2-1ubuntu1 (hardy), package size 256 kB, installed size 2868 kB
[13:34] <Myrtti> ubot3`: !login
[13:34]  * Myrtti can hear her guinea pigs walk...
[13:34] <Myrtti> ubot3`: @join #ubuntu
[13:34] <ubot3`> Factoid join #ubuntu not found
[13:34] <Myrtti> ubot3`: join #ubuntu
[13:34] <Pici> try: channel join #ubuntu
[13:34] <Myrtti> ubot3`: channel join #ubuntu
[13:34] <stdin> %join #ubuntu
[13:34] <ubot3`> Myrtti: Error: I am only a bot, please don't think I'm intelligent :)
[13:34] <Myrtti> ubot3`: %join #ubuntu
[13:34] <jpds> Myrtti: banforward  kick it to #ubuntu
[13:34] <stdin> %whoami
[13:34] <stdin> gerr
[13:35] <stdin> ^whoami
[13:35] <ubot3`> stdin: I don't recognize you.
[13:35] <Myrtti> jpds: I wouldn't want to do that
[13:35] <Myrtti> ^login
[13:35] <Myrtti> ^whoami
[13:35] <ubot3`> Myrtti: I don't recognize you.
[13:35] <Myrtti> f.
[13:35] <Myrtti> fine
[13:36] <stdin> only 6 registered users :/
[13:38] <Tophat> wtf is up with the #ubuntu room?
[13:38] <Pici> Tophat: ?
[13:38] <Tophat> exit the #ubuntu room and then /join #ubuntu ... everytime i do it, i get sent in here.
[13:38] <Pici> Tophat: one moment
[13:38] <Jack_Sparrow> BEcause of your parting message
[13:39] <Jack_Sparrow> pici
[13:39] <Amaranth> As soon as you go to check in on it he leaves?
[13:39] <Tophat> see what i mean?
[13:39] <Jack_Sparrow> n=Tophat@fpal5-a01.peop.tds.net* Tophat has quit ("Fucking n00bs")
[13:40] <Tophat> oh yeah hahah, forgot to change that. sorry.
[13:42] <Mez> ^login
[13:42] <Hobbsee> jussio1:?
[13:42] <Mez> ^capabilites admin
[13:43] <Mez> Hobbsee, jussio1 is in transit
[13:43] <Hobbsee> ahh
[13:43] <Mez> jpds, banforwarding it doesnt work, it doesnt try to rejoin
[13:44] <Pici> It has in the past
[13:44] <Mez> Pici, when I kicked it from here once, It didnt rejoin
[13:44] <Mez> and I got my head bitten off by nalioth
[13:44] <Myrtti> eep
[13:44] <jpds> Mez: worked for elk once.
[13:45] <Mez> jpds, *shrugs*
[13:46] <Mez> http://rafb.net/p/RPs88s86.html
[13:47] <Pici> whatever
[13:51] <Myrtti> yeah, nalioth bit my head too  that time
[13:51] <Myrtti> now I remember
[13:51] <Myrtti> so were both headless chickens then
[13:51] <Myrtti> bwwwwaaabwabwabwaaa
[13:52]  * Dave2 imagines headless chickens using IRC...
[13:52] <Daviey> 13:52 * Dave2 imagines headless goats using IRC...
[13:53] <Dave2> !
[14:03] <Pici> So... no one has bot access?
[14:03] <Myrtti> nalioth: BOINGBOING BOINGBOING
[14:03] <Myrtti> oh shoot.
[14:04]  * Myrtti installs apache
[14:04] <Dave2> cp uni/fyp/* /media/MicroSD/
[14:04] <Dave2> err.
[14:04] <Hobbsee> fail
[14:05] <Dave2> quite
[14:06] <Mez> and you spelt "fap" wrong
[14:06] <Myrtti> :-D
[14:07]  * Myrtti crosses her fingers
[14:10] <Myrtti> shhhh
[14:10] <Dave2> :o
[14:12] <Myrtti> HOLY SHIT
[14:14] <Mez> !ohmy | Myrtti
[14:22] <Tophat> anyone having issues joining the Ubuntu room?
[14:22] <Tophat> if i type /join #ubuntu i end up in here.
[14:22] <Myrtti> Tophat: change your quit message
[14:22] <Myrtti> it's rude
[14:23] <Tophat> 'kernel panic' ?
[14:23] <ikonia> "Fucking N00bs" as I recall yesterday
[14:23] <Tophat> yesterday was then this is the now.
[14:24] <Tophat> :]
[14:24] <Jack_Sparrow> Tophat You didnt change it until just a few minutes ago correct
[14:24] <Tophat> correct jack_sparrow.
[14:25] <Tophat> im not sure what my quit message has to do with the unavaliable #ubuntu room, but okay.  anyone else having an issue getting in?
[14:25] <Jack_Sparrow> You do understand why that part msg would be inappropiate
[14:25] <Jack_Sparrow> Tophat we forwarded you here because of your parting message
[14:25] <Tophat> hahah okay.
[14:26] <Tophat> yeah i was in the windows support room and changed it for them, and just forgot the change it back. my mistake.
[14:27] <Jack_Sparrow> We will get the forwarding lifted in a sec
[14:27] <Jack_Sparrow> Myrtti You would mind lifting that ...   Ompaul set it and I have permission to unset it..
[14:28] <Pici> Why can't you unset it?
[14:29] <Jack_Sparrow> Pici I can, but this script gives me 300+ lines of scroll when I do.. I have been fighting it fro a couple days
[14:29] <Jack_Sparrow> I went to 1.0.8 but it didnt help since freenode made some changes
[14:30] <Myrtti> if someone else could
[14:30] <Myrtti> I'm bot wrangling
[14:30] <Jack_Sparrow> k
[14:30] <Hobbsee> removed.
[14:31] <Jack_Sparrow> thanks
[14:33] <Pici> \o/
[14:36] <Jack_Sparrow> Any ideas why xchat is doing this to me..  with 1.0.8 script when I do say /cs u nick
[14:37] <Tophat> thanks guys. sorry to offend you.
[14:41] <Jack_Sparrow> Tophat if that is all.. please part the room
[14:41] <Jack_Sparrow> thanks
[14:41] <Pici> *channel
[14:41] <Pici> ;)
[14:41] <Jack_Sparrow> Ok.. channel
[14:42] <Tophat> yeah sorry. ><
[14:42]  * Myrtti taps her fingers...
[14:43] <wgrant> Myrtti: Oh no! Another bot.
[14:46]  * Myrtti pokes stdin 
[14:47]  * stdin looks in
[14:47] <Jack_Sparrow> Have you noticed there is little difference between Myrtti tapping her fingers and that rodent running across her desk
[14:47] <Myrtti> I failz
[14:47] <Myrtti> 16:42 @,- foobottu (Supybot 0.83.3) [i=myrtti@myrtti.fi] has joined #xubuntu
[14:48]  * Myrtti pokes stdin 
[14:48] <Myrtti> DO SOMETHING
[14:48] <Myrtti> EEEK.
[14:48]  * Pici covers his ears
[14:48] <stdin> my bot is dead, code is all over the place
[14:48] <stdin> and an out-of-date database
[14:48] <Myrtti> stdin: -_____-
[14:49] <Myrtti> that thing there
[14:49] <Myrtti> its sed -i 's/ubottu/foobottu/g' configfile
[14:49] <Myrtti> except that it doesn't identify as ubottu
[14:49] <Myrtti> imean, jussi's bot
[14:50] <Myrtti> help?
[14:50] <stdin> it won't identify because it's a different nick
[14:50] <Myrtti> 16:50 @,-: !prayer
[14:50] <Myrtti> 16:50 [foobottu] Dear $DEITY, Give me strength to understand and work with users who  question my logic, the rules, netiquette and common sense. Give me  resilience to teach them the basics of Linux, Ubuntu, Community  Guidelines and IRC. Allow me not to stray to nitpicking, argument,  foul language or leisure op abuse. Deliver me my daily xkcd, User
[14:50] <Myrtti>  Friendly, LW, /. and Planet Ubuntu, and guard ovedr my encrypted  drives. Let it be so.
[14:50] <Myrtti> yes.
[14:50] <Myrtti> but I connected it by ACCIDENT as ubottu already once
[14:53] <Myrtti> I just wonder why it doesn't join here
[14:53] <Myrtti> it should
[14:53] <Myrtti> it joined #ubuntu-irc and whatnot
[14:53] <wgrant> Doesn't have about three billion other channels to join beforehand?
[14:53] <Myrtti> no?
[14:53] <Myrtti> I deleted some by my "I run this thing, I choose" magic
[14:54] <wgrant> Ah.
[14:54] <Pici> Myrtti: Perhaps because it doesnt have umode u
[14:54] <Myrtti> wth is umode u?
[14:54]  * Myrtti chuckles
[14:54] <Pici> Myrtti: Ability to join more than 20 channels
[14:54] <Myrtti> oh
[14:54] <Myrtti> might be
[14:54] <Myrtti> :-D
[14:54] <stdin> yep, that'd be it
[14:55] <Myrtti> but... then again
[14:55] <Myrtti> it's ubottu 1:1
[14:55] <wgrant> Ah, has that always been a visible mode, or is that new with the new services?
[14:55] <Myrtti> so
[14:55] <Pici> But identifying as who?
[14:55] <Myrtti> how do I change that
[14:55] <Myrtti> oh...
[14:55] <Myrtti> right
[14:55]  * Myrtti kills it
[14:55] <Pici> Its based on the account, its not a user settable umode on this ircd.
[14:56] <stdin> Myrtti: connect it as ubott2 (it's grouped with ubottu)
[14:56] <Myrtti> can you hear the little gears churning in my head?
[14:56] <Myrtti> roight
[14:58] <ruiboon> just like to point out that ubottu is missing again
[14:59] <Pici> ruiboon: Yep, we're aware, thanks
[14:59] <Myrtti> really?
[14:59] <Myrtti> -__-
[14:59]  * Pici thwaps Myrtti 
[14:59] <ruiboon> thanks
[14:59]  * Myrtti greps logs
[15:05] <Myrtti> :-D
[15:06] <Myrtti> !test
[15:06] <Myrtti> oh, right
[15:06]  * Myrtti jumps up and down
[15:06] <stdin> still syncing to all them channels
[15:06] <Myrtti> HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
[15:06] <Myrtti> :-DDDDDDDDDDDDD
[15:06]  * Myrtti pokes Pici 
[15:07] <ubott2> Failed!
[15:07] <Myrtti> HHASAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA
[15:07] <Myrtti> LOOOOOOOOLLLL
[15:08] <Myrtti> !prayer
[15:08] <ubott2> Dear $DEITY, Give me strength to understand and work with users who question my logic, the rules, netiquette and common sense. Give me resilience to teach them the basics of Linux, Ubuntu, Community Guidelines and IRC. Allow me not to stray to nitpicking, argument, foul language or leisure op abuse. Deliver me my daily xkcd, User Friendly, LWN, /. and Planet Ubuntu, and guard over my encrypted drives. Let it be so.
[15:08] <Myrtti> AAAAAAHHFHFGHFHG
[15:08]  * Myrtti pokes stdin 
[15:08]  * stdin pokes Myrtti back
[15:08] <Pici> o_o
[15:08] <Myrtti> JIPJIPJIPJIPJIP
[15:08]  * Myrtti curtseys
[15:09]  * Pici applauds
[15:09] <Myrtti> @login
[15:09] <ubott2> Myrtti: The operation succeeded.
[15:09] <Myrtti> @join #ubuntu-offtopic
[15:09] <Myrtti> :-D
[15:09] <Myrtti> HTH, HAND
[15:10] <Myrtti> I'll get my CREDIT card from the post office before it shuts down
[15:12] <ikonia> $$$$$
[15:12] <Myrtti> I LOVE YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE
[15:12] <Myrtti> \o/
[15:13] <Pici> encore!
[15:14] <stdin> I think ubottu is coming back soon
[15:14] <Pici> ssshhh
[15:15] <stdin> yep, server = up and the process is running
[15:16] <Mez> Myrtti, for earlier
[15:16] <Mez> !ohmy | Myrtti
[15:16] <ubott2> Myrtti: Please watch your language and topic to help keep this channel family friendly.
[15:16]  * Myrtti huggles Mez
[15:16] <Myrtti> thank you for reminder
[15:18]  * Mez huggles back and wonders where the highlight just came from
[15:19] <stdin> !ping
[15:38] <Mez> is there a quick way to see if there are channel variations on a factoid ? (from IRC)
[15:38] <Pici> Mez: use !find
[15:41]  * Dave2 attempts to work out ways to highlight Mez without him realizing...
[15:41] <Mez> Dave2, ?
[15:41] <Dave2> * Mez huggles back and wonders where the highlight just came from
[15:41] <Mez> yeah, it's confusing.
[15:41] <Mez> It flashed, but there was no highlight
[15:42] <Dave2> ahh
[16:13] <PriceChild> wow at mysql
[16:14] <Pici> hmm?
[16:14] <PriceChild> moved to bazaar and launchpad
[16:14] <Pici> Wow, neat
[16:20] <Mez> really?
[16:20] <Mez> linky?
[16:20] <PriceChild> Mez: http://blog.canonical.com/?p=12
[16:41]  * Myrtti pokes jussi01 
[16:41] <jussi01> hi
[16:41] <Myrtti> "daddy daddy look what I did!" 17:05 @,- ubott2 (Supybot 0.83.3) [i=myrtti@unaffiliated/jussi01/bot/ubottu] has joined  #ubuntu-ops
[16:42] <jussi01> hehe
[16:42] <jussi01> nice
[16:42] <jussi01> I saw the message
[16:42] <Myrtti> I actually had it connecting as ubottu at first :-D
[17:04]  * Myrtti yawns
[17:04] <Myrtti> Midsummer yay
[17:04] <Myrtti> no actually - Juhannus
[17:05] <Myrtti> I haz 3 l of sangria
[17:05] <Pici> yummy
[17:05] <Myrtti> and a new handbag
[17:08] <Pici> Fun. I guess.
[17:16] <Jack_Sparrow> 3 litres of sangria..  my ginda girl
[17:18] <nickrud> Myrtti you must be drinking alone, that's hardly anything
[17:19] <Myrtti> I'm not drinking it yet
[17:19] <Myrtti> too tired to even eat
[17:21] <nickrud> drink, then you won't want to eat
[17:39] <Myrtti> Juhannus yay.
[17:40]  * Myrtti pokes jussi01
[17:41] <Myrtti> jussi01: publish that video
[18:18] <Pici> ... #ubuntu-xxx
[18:18] <nickrud> oooh
[18:18] <Pici> I'm asking if the owner knows about the channel naming policies.
[18:19] <Daviey> happen to see the topic in there...
[18:19] <Daviey> NSFW or Coc
[18:19] <nalioth> it's gonna be gone soon
[18:19] <Pici> ...
[18:19] <Daviey> good 'o
[18:19] <nickrud> texans carry big guns
[18:20] <nalioth> note the occupants for future reference
[18:20] <Pici> I wouldnt even have noticed it if Exteris didnt mention it in -offtopic
[18:20] <Daviey> nalioth: they've spammed a few places
[18:21] <nalioth> oh?
[18:21] <Daviey> well i saw it in 2 places
[18:23] <Pici> Daviey: Can you let us know the next time you see things like that?
[18:23] <Daviey> Pici: I was just on it..
[18:24] <Pici> In the future ;)
[18:27] <nalioth> no more namespace issues
[18:28]  * Daviey is feeling somewhat suspicious of Exteris
[18:28] <nickrud> paranoia is good in irc ;(
[18:28] <PriceChild> nalioth: who are the occupants?
[18:29] <nalioth> aw, i've already closed it out, PriceChild
[18:29] <nalioth> i'm sure you can find them in ##ubuntu-xxx if you look
[18:29] <PriceChild> cool (was just noticing my "you are banned" message and thought it was still around)
[18:30] <nalioth> oh that
[18:30] <Jack_Sparrow> Myrtti Doing better now?
[18:30] <nalioth> PriceChild: try joining now
[18:30] <PriceChild> nalioth: that's better :)
[18:32] <nalioth> wheeeeee
[18:34] <Pici> I think you enjoy killing channels a bit too much
[18:34] <nickrud> texans like killing things, Pici . It's in the Blooood!!
[18:36] <nalioth> Pici: do you want new Ubuntu folks to join a channel with pR0n in the topic ?
[18:37] <Pici> nalioth: nope
[18:50] <Pici> !ff3 =~ s/mirroring to the/in the Hardy/
[19:12] <Tm_T> hi kids
[19:14] <ompaul> Tm_T, I really think that you fail under the trade description act or whatever your local variant is called ;-)
[19:14] <Tm_T> pardon, son?
[19:15] <ompaul> Tm_T,  some of us are over the 40 mark by more than three years in fact .. lets leave it there ;-)
[19:16] <Tm_T> ompaul: I know, son ;)
[19:16] <ompaul> Tm_T, hehe
[19:16] <Pici> I think ompaul was saying something about false advertising
[19:16] <ompaul> Tm_T, really I want a nic card and I don't want to go to the shops this is bugging me
[19:16] <ompaul> Pici, how accurate you are, ten out of ten
[19:16] <Tm_T> Pici: I see, though, I did nothing wrong :)
[19:17]  * ompaul has reached a cross roads in my life
[19:17] <ompaul> I have a machine I would _like_ working but really don't care when
[19:18]  * ompaul was playing with asterisk eariler today and decided that proprietary phone systems need to die faster than windows does
[19:18] <ompaul> and in fact they most likely will
[19:19]  * ompaul lumbers in the general direction of the overcharging network card shop but all he can get at 19:19 of an evening
[19:19]  * ompaul looks outside it has the look of really bad weather storm kind of stuff
[19:19] <ompaul> wish me luck ;-)
[19:29] <Jack_Sparrow> ompaul I wish you had told me I could have sent a few
[19:44] <eth01> !topic
[19:44] <eth01> LifeIsPain- To find the topic of a channel in mIRC, first type "/alias t topic #" and from then on, just type "/t"
[19:44] <eth01> (#ubuntu)
[19:45] <nalioth> wtf was that?
[19:45] <Myrtti> I didn't get that?
[19:46] <Myrtti> isn't it on the title bar of mirc?
[19:46] <Pici> I think he turned it off
[19:48] <Daviey> eth01 is a prolific liar
[19:48] <Daviey> fwiw
[19:48] <Pici> I've never had any issues with him.
[19:49] <nalioth> Pici: he eats mutton
[19:49] <Pici> nalioth: *gasp*
[19:54] <Jack_Sparrow> Myrtti Is the little one behaving today
[19:54] <Myrtti> iz too tired now
[19:55] <Myrtti> i don't getz whut u mean
[19:55] <Jack_Sparrow> http://covertorbit.tripod.com/modern_recipes.htm
[19:55] <Myrtti> yeah - he is
[19:55] <Pici> :O
[19:55] <Jack_Sparrow> :)
[19:56] <ompaul> Jack_Sparrow, it is about wait time - I choose not to wait ;-) ehh it was for that box I told you about
[19:56] <Jack_Sparrow> Myrtti Line his cage with a printout of that..
[19:56] <Jack_Sparrow> np..  I just have lots around
[19:56] <ompaul> the dual nic cards don't work :-( but I might try a little device hackery when I get it on the wire
[19:57] <nickrud> Jack_Sparrow you got some mercedes fuel hose floating around? Probably get it faster from you ;(
[19:57] <ompaul> ikonia, ^^ see the tragic world I live in :-(
[19:57] <Jack_Sparrow> nickrud the hard plastic stuff
[19:57] <nickrud> 22mm inside diameter?
[19:57] <Jack_Sparrow> there are two sizes.. tiny and 1/4" +-
[19:57] <nickrud> erm, outside, 14 inside that is
[19:58] <nickrud> ended up having to order a meter of the stuff to get 3". I think I'll send the rest to Hobbsee, give her another tool
[19:59] <Jack_Sparrow> I have a spool somewhere.. I dont think I gave it to the guy I sold our old MB to
[19:59] <Jack_Sparrow> nickrud You can get the same stuff from volvo by the inch
[20:00]  * Tm_T hugs Myrtti 
[20:01] <nickrud> Jack_Sparrow don't think the volvo uses that particular size, a search for that size hose on google only comes up ancient mercedes
[20:01] <Jack_Sparrow> nickrud IS that the return line  almost 9/16"
[20:02] <nickrud> Jack_Sparrow no, inlet to fuel pump.
[20:03] <nickrud> almost 9/16ths, though
[20:03] <Jack_Sparrow> The biggest on my coupe was the 1/4" size
[20:04] <nickrud> dealerships wanted $60 to order it. $20 an inch!!
[20:05] <Jack_Sparrow> did you just replace the pump?
[20:05] <nickrud> no, there's a tiny leak in the hose
[20:05] <Jack_Sparrow> yep.. vibration
[20:05] <nickrud> old and cracked
[20:06] <ompaul> what are you looking for?
[20:06] <ompaul> or are you sorted?
[20:06] <nickrud> you, of course
[20:06] <nickrud> ompaul yeah, I ended up ordering it, $30 for a meter, I need 3".
[20:07] <ompaul> nickrud, the internal was it metric?
[20:07] <nickrud> ompaul 14mm
[20:07] <nalioth> JB Weld
[20:07] <ompaul> nalioth, not on old cracked you only find the next break point
[20:08] <nickrud> noooooo nalioth
[20:08] <ompaul> gets you out of jail for a few days though
[20:08] <nalioth> vegemite patch?
[20:08] <Pici> ew
[20:08] <nickrud> luckily there were only a couple gallons in the tank when I discovered it. Was able to save it all (but for a pint, maybe)
[20:10] <ompaul> nalioth, I did not know you could grow that stuff :)
[20:18] <Mez> Please Note: I will not be around much in the next couple of weeks much due to personal circumstances
[21:45] <ompaul> I removed jooyapril and have had a mini convo in pm
[21:45] <ompaul> this party is invited here to be informed how #ubuntu works using the bot
[21:52]  * Myrtti can't wait
[21:52] <ompaul> Myrtti, I guess you have to cos they are not coming here
[21:52] <ompaul> they have been advised to do so
[21:53]  * Myrtti considers pizza, still hasn't eaten a thing - nor drank any of that sangria for that matter
[21:53] <ompaul> eat
[21:54] <ompaul> and it is a human need
[21:54] <ompaul> irc will still be here
[21:54] <ompaul> and scroll back will be available :)
[22:11] <ompaul> nalioth, ..
[22:12] <ompaul> ikonia, Jack_Sparrow nalioth nickrud whoot some person (for values of me) did not read the bios right - not only can you enable the nic cards in the bios you also _have_ to enable on board lan for a new install
[22:13]  * ompaul chuckles at the lost trouble shooting time
[22:13] <ompaul> back to reading LFS
[22:13] <Jack_Sparrow> Ugh
[22:13] <ompaul> Jack_Sparrow, they make bios without logic these days ;-)
[22:13] <ompaul> you would never get steps like that on a main frame
[22:13]  * ompaul chuckles
[22:14] <ompaul> so I wasted my money time and maybe caused a h/ware fault
[22:14] <ompaul> on the existing hard drive in it
[22:14] <Jack_Sparrow> what mb has that
[22:14] <ompaul> alls well that ends well I am playing with a 1terrabyte disk atm
[22:14] <ompaul> it is a 400 that is in there
[22:15] <ompaul> it has 2gigs of ram
[22:15] <ompaul> so it packs a little punch
[22:16] <ompaul> if the debian installer was a little smarter it would just load its full self into ram
[22:16]  * Myrtti wiggles her fingers, looks with utter uncomprehension
[22:16] <ompaul> and the contents into ram
[22:16]  * Pici wonders how much sangria Myrtti has had
[22:17] <Myrtti> want me to take a picture?
[22:17] <Jack_Sparrow> :)
[22:17] <Myrtti> it's still in the hall untouched
[22:17] <Pici> aww
[22:18] <Myrtti> woo, I actually can still produce legible English text
[22:18] <Myrtti> er, make that somewhat legible
[22:18] <Myrtti> er, whatever >__<
[22:18] <Pici> I dont see anything wrong with your english
[22:18] <Pici> Better than my Finnish
[22:19] <Pici> :D
[22:19] <Myrtti> I'm beyond tired - ie. too tired to sleep
[22:20] <Myrtti> brain halted to a stage I actually now think in Finnish and have to translate it to English
[22:20] <Myrtti> give me kill -15 anytime
[22:20] <nickrud> Myrtti you can't be too confused if you can still think in finnish
[22:20] <Pici> Being too tired to sleep is better than being too sick to sleep, which is how I was the other night.
[22:21] <Dave2> being too tired to sleep is a pain
[22:22]  * Dave2 is just generally unable to sleep for no real reason, which is also somewhat annoying.
[22:24] <Myrtti> I basically just feel that I can't be bothered to go sleep
[22:24] <Myrtti> it would be too much of a hassle
[22:24] <Myrtti> so I procrastinate
[22:24] <nickrud> isn't psychosis an effect of sleep deprivation?
[22:24] <Myrtti> though the guinea pig squels on the balcony are getting a tad annoying
[22:24] <ompaul> nickrud, yes
[22:24] <Dave2> Yeah, I get that quite regularly. So much effort to stand up, take medicine, brush teeth, clear bed, and go to bed. Much easier to just sit there.
[22:25] <ompaul> so it would be better to just read a book
[22:25] <ompaul> get short stories
[22:25] <ompaul> nothing serious just a bit of fun and a total distraction from whatever
[22:25] <nickrud> war and peace, it'll become short stories
[22:26] <ompaul> nickrud, that is what goes on in peoples heads :)
[22:30] <nickrud> hahahahahhahahaa
[22:30] <nixternal> :P
[22:30] <nixternal> he tried
[22:30] <nixternal> Jack_Sparrow: :)
[22:30] <ompaul> nixternal, that was totally lost
[22:30] <ompaul> on me
[22:30]  * ompaul goes back to install 101
[22:30] <nixternal> Jack_Sparrow just did a ban on me in #ubuntu :)
[22:31] <ompaul> ahh
[22:31] <Jack_Sparrow> And I had to spam myself with 300+ lines to get you back
[22:31] <nixternal> cuz I was being a troll
[22:31] <nixternal> Jack_Sparrow: lol, /ab ?
[22:31] <Jack_Sparrow> When I /cs u  I get spammed with the whold list
[22:31] <nixternal> I need to go through and wipe out all of those spam lines from that script, as they annoy the heck out of me
[22:32] <nixternal> these bastards better bring my check soon, I want to go home already!
[22:32] <nickrud> direct deposit ftw, I don't even go in on payday anymore
[22:33] <Myrtti> er?
[22:33] <Jack_Sparrow> I dont work or get paid.. for a couple more onths
[22:33] <nixternal> right as I said that, they brought my check
[22:33] <nixternal> ok, who in this channel works with me?
[22:33] <nickrud> ah, the easy life of a teacher
[22:34] <Myrtti> ah
[22:34] <Myrtti> yes
[22:34] <nixternal> nickrud: ya, direct deposit will kick in soon, I just started this job
[22:34] <Myrtti> some of us still live in stone age
[22:34] <ompaul> nixternal, you want to be muted here?
[22:34] <ompaul> ;-_)
[22:34] <Myrtti> do they pay you still with furs and nice shiny clamshells?
[22:34] <Jack_Sparrow> Some of us are just stoned
[22:35] <nickrud> today had been a pretty bla day, Jack_Sparrow has lightened it considerably
[22:35]  * Myrtti puts her helmet on
[22:35] <ompaul> some of us should be
[22:35] <nixternal> ompaul: could care less actually :)
[22:35] <ompaul> :)
[22:35] <Jack_Sparrow> nickrud So glad I can amuse you
[22:35]  * ompaul thinks The Life Of Brian
[22:35] <Jack_Sparrow> I think I switch on BBC
[22:36] <Jack_Sparrow> Ugh.. how clean is your house
[22:36] <nickrud> fail
[22:37] <Jack_Sparrow> Clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy
[22:39] <Pici> egad, seveas in #u
[22:39]  * Pici looks out the window
[22:39] <Pici> no flying pigs
[22:43] <ompaul> Pici, they are over there on the left see them now?
[22:43] <Pici> oh, yeah.. /me gets out binoculars
[22:43] <nickrud> it's too much fun to stay way, even after real anger
[22:45] <Myrtti> !opsnack
[22:45] <Pici> Eh.. I'm just running out the door, anyone mind taking care of the fellow in -irc?
[22:46] <Pici> PriceChild: thanks
[22:46] <nickrud> give me peanuts
[22:46] <PriceChild> what is the character on the end of !asl?
[22:46] <nickrud> L
[22:46] <Pici> L
[22:46] <Pici> or.. ?
[22:46]  * PriceChild larts nickrud and Pici 
[22:46] <Seeker`> \n?
[22:46] <PriceChild> the output of the factoid
[22:46] <PriceChild> !asl
[22:46] <Seeker`> \n
[22:46] <PriceChild> !-asl
[22:46] <Pici> PriceChild: Looks like some ASL symbol
[22:47] <PriceChild> I don't think that's accurate.
[22:47] <Pici> U+270C VICTORY HAND
[22:47] <nickrud> Unicode character U+270C: VICTORY HAND
[22:47] <PriceChild> That doesn't look like any hand I've ever seen before.
[22:47] <nickrud> I see 2 fingers, and a thumb.
[22:48] <Amaranth> if you zoom way in with compiz you can see it
[22:48] <Pici> You dont question the victory hand
[22:48] <Amaranth> otherwise it is very tiny
[22:48] <PriceChild> Amaranth: that's an idea
[22:48] <Myrtti> I wonder how screenreaders output that
[22:49] <nickrud> Victory Hand Symbol?
[22:49] <PriceChild> Ok I've zoomed in... and I still don't get it.
[22:50] <nickrud> http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/search.htm?q=%E2%9C%8C&preview=entity , zoom in there
[22:52] <PriceChild> ahhh now i see it
[22:52] <PriceChild> i'll let you off :)
[22:53] <Myrtti> :-P
[23:33] <Myrtti> PIZZAAAAAAA
[23:39] <TheSheep> KNEDLE
[23:47] <ompaul> caps lock problems are set to treble a MARKET SPOKESPERON WHO DID NOT WANT TO BE NAMED CLAIMED
[23:49] <Seeker`> ompaul: ?
[23:49] <ompaul> seeKER` ITS SPREADING PROTECT YOURSELF
[23:50]  * ompaul mutters something about an abstract sense of humour
[23:59] <Mez> ompaul / Seeker` http://www.sparkcaster.com/mephisteus/Demotivational%202/caps%20lock.jpg
[23:59] <Seeker`> Mez: 404
[23:59] <Mez> http://www.sparkcaster.com/mephisteus/Demotivational%202/caps%20lock.jpg
[23:59] <Seeker`> woops, my mistake
[23:59] <Mez> ;P