then i am old enough to be your mother [09:55] Not really >____> [09:55] That was to amaranth [09:55] seek_therapy: your sense of entitlement is not appealing, and won't get you back into #ubuntu. [09:55] connor: *hinthint* :) [09:55] ? [09:56] You want me to go back to #ubuntu and leave here right? [09:56] Please leave the channel if you don't need anything else from us [09:56] ok [09:56] Thanks for unbanning me [09:56] Have fun :) [09:56] d'oh [09:56] god, this is so cultish [09:57] @btlogin [09:58] Pleassssse ! oh pleassssse urban me [09:58] ...and you think that'll get you unbanned. [09:59] No, come back in a week, and see if you can behave like a responsible adult. [09:59] whatever [09:59] now, is there anything else? [09:59] and hobbsee you have helped me before [09:59] actually u think you remoted [10:00] oh really now? [10:00] I rarely come here and by then i will have my own fucking problem solved [10:01] please leave. You've been given your answer. [10:01] !idle | seek_therapy [10:01] seek_therapy: Please keep in mind that this channel is for operator/abuse questions only, and we ask you to part when you have no further business here, in order to keep track of users with pending inquiries. [10:02] why because i used the F word.........GROW UP ! jesus christ [10:02] !language [10:02] Please watch your language and topic to help keep this channel family friendly. [10:02] seek_therapy, best to /part now. [10:02] seek_therapy: right, make that 2 weeks. [10:02] It's the rules, even if you don't agree with them you have to follow them. [10:02] cya. [10:02] make it a year [10:03] bye3 [10:03] even better. bye. [10:03] fucking twerpy fucking idiots [10:03] bye [10:04] *sigh* [10:04] @btlogin [10:04] what do we have under prada? [10:04] hm, nothing. [10:05] oh well, excellent. They who claim to be 37 and female aren't to be unbanned for a year. [10:05] hehe [10:05] i left a comment on the ban [10:06] Amaranth: you probably want to grab both [10:06] as in, IP and name [10:06] i think ompaul only banned the name [10:06] he's gone by both [10:07] Hobbsee, you should have advised them to follow the directive in their nick [10:07] Hobbsee: left a comment there [10:07] elky: i did consider it. [10:07] elky: ooh, that's mean [10:07] Amaranth, well SHE said it first ;) [10:08] wish i had thought of it :) [10:08] along with a few other things [10:08] * elky pats Amaranth on the head [10:08] but i decided they were probably enough against the CoC [10:08] but then we'd end up back in a CC meeting... [10:09] Amaranth: yes, i guess certain others would have recommended her reentry into the channel, with her behaving like she was. [10:09] oh shoot. out of softdrink/soda/pop/fizzydrink [10:10] that means i have to get back into leaving-the-flat clothes and trot across the road... [10:10] ooh, i can claim my free snickers when i do [10:10] awww [10:10] hehe [10:11] you could just go in whatever you're wearing [10:11] my pjs? [10:11] sure [10:11] * Hobbsee has seen lots of interesting clothing on customers [10:11] yeah. [10:11] it's been done before - for people of many ages [10:11] and cross victoria road? [10:11] american women do it all the time :P [10:11] two doors down from the cops? [10:11] i dobut people will be watching much - they'll be more concerned with not smashing into anything else. [10:11] walk into a convenience store wearing pjs and slippers [10:12] i suppose if i put my jacket on, given the obnoxiousness of current 'fashion' it'd pass [10:12] yeah [10:12] you'd need it anyway, given the temp [10:13] has it chilled down in the past two hours? [10:13] probably [10:13] i was still inside work 2 hours ago [10:13] ah [10:35] good morning folks [10:37] howdy [10:38] WalloO: no. I was away feeding my cats. <-- so tempted to ask if he was feeding them corpses... [10:38] * Amaranth is going to get sued [10:39] http://www.realistanew.com/random/itunes/itunes-markup3.png [10:39] actually probably not, they didn't last time [10:39] I just wanted to show my shiny screenshot :D [10:55] * Myrtti sighs [10:55] Hobbsee, yeah, it's cooled right down outside [10:56] heh [10:56] * Hobbsee is wrapped in 2 jackets, at the moment, so i'm not surprised yo uthink so [10:56] thats what you get for lacking natural insulation [10:57] my aunt is not quite as thin as you, and can get chills on a midsummer day [11:00] hehe [11:00] yeah, well. [11:00] * Hobbsee --> dinner [11:23] Flannel called the ops in #ubuntu (sTeVo) [11:26] greenland, stevo was muted for his offensive comment [11:26] oo realy ? [11:26] stevo is quite capable to discuss this issue in person, he doesnt need you to proxy for him [11:27] elky [11:27] please unban stevo [11:27] he isn't a bad boy [11:27] stevo can come in here and negotiate this himself [11:28] elky do you speak bulgarian ? [11:28] no. but stevo can speak english, he already did to tell people to do something to his genitals [11:29] tell stevo to /join #ubuntu-ops [11:31] It's here [11:31] sTeVo, you were muted for telling someone to eat your penis. telling someone to eat your penis is bad. [11:31] :D:D:D [11:31] it's certainly not funny to anyone over the age of 10 [11:31] xaxa [11:31] I'am 18 [11:32] then please start acting it [11:32] hear hear. [11:32] elky you're verry genius [11:32] flattery will not get you anywhere with me. [11:33] sTeVo, what do you have to say for yourself? [11:35] what's your name ? [11:35] Melissa ? [11:35] greenland: why are you here? [11:36] from one site ;P [11:36] ÀÔðîäèòà [11:36] àç ñàì èãðàòà [11:36] ;Ï [11:36] razbrah [11:36] :D:D:D:D:D [11:36] :D :D :D [11:36] [greenland] you are big lamer :D [11:36] kak ste tuka [11:36] Afrodita, english please [11:37] okEyZzZ! english [11:37] oo [11:37] verry thanks [11:37] greenland, behave. [11:37] you mada faka [11:37] :D:D:D [11:38] greenland: please act your age. [11:38] what ? [11:38] please speak Spanish [11:39] o.0 [11:40] heyy [11:40] what's up [11:40] xExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExE [11:40] Syper [11:40] :D:D [11:40] :P:P:P [11:40] /mode +R [11:40] habla? o escribir [11:41] mode +r [11:41] :D:D:D [11:41] elky, you wanna eat my ass [11:41] :D:D [11:41] please write /stats f [11:42] please unban stevo [11:42] elky: Just ban them all [11:42] por favor entre en los canal #ubuntu-bg [11:42] They obviously are just screwing around [11:42] Amaranth, i think so [11:45] Afrodita, what purpose do you have to be here? [11:46] Cegpuk: how can we help you? [11:50] what the hell, now i'm getting PM'd by one of them [11:50] elky: oh -bg is full of them [11:52] Afrodita, Cegpuk, please tell your countryfolk to behave themselves and stop trying to get in trouble. [11:53] Afrodita, are you friends with stevo and greenland? [11:54] yes, they are behaving badly [11:56] no, but stevo and greenland are. they're being bad in #ubuntu [11:56] they know it's an english-only channel, and they speak bulgarian in there. they need to speak bulgarian only in #ubuntu-bg [11:56] elky: http://paste.ubuntu.com/21796/ [11:57] arg, damn that was for -irc. [11:59] Afrodita, problem is boys not listen to us, and do wrong thing [12:00] what languages you know? [12:04] im trying to find an english to bulgarian translator website, be patient please [12:05] oh my, this is even in cyrillic... [12:06] Здравейте, е този четим българин? [12:06] looks fun [12:08] Afrodita, do you read what i said above? [12:10] Afrodita, is bulgarian cyrillic? [12:11] * elky sighs [12:12] it was so much simpler when we could just boot them :-/ [12:12] because ^^THAT^^ is a pure waste of time [12:13] oh, i was still +o... stupid services [13:13] * ompaul dances around the desk of LFS [13:13] * ompaul plays with big fast boxen [13:13] Hey ompaul [13:14] * ompaul thinks that it would be nice to be a DJ and control the music being played in irc channels .. or some such [13:14] hiya Jack_Sparrow [13:15] Question.. Why would a ban not show up in xchat ban list but the bantracker still show in place? [13:15] realname ban [13:15] ah [13:15] or autoremove list [13:15] no the ban would be there from autorem list [13:15] but ... [13:15] anyway [13:18] persia, hehe, you turned up in conversation over breakfast this morning [13:19] ompaul: Really? How was that? [13:19] you would not know the other party but that conversation about graphs we had at UDS and how we measure things [13:19] that was topic of chat for about 15 mins [13:20] it started out with the other guy saying "I lost two cisco 3500s" during the week [13:20] Heh. That's a conversation starter [13:20] then we got onto points that don't mean prizes, i.e. failures [13:21] twas fun [13:21] and I had an idea during that time this morning [13:21] remember the "red list" we were talking about [13:22] I think it would be better to produce a list of unranked tails [13:22] say bottom 2.5% and see if that helps [13:22] not focusing on "at risk" unless someone wants to dig deeper [13:22] or see "their package" [13:23] That actually makes a lot more sense. Having something that shows "things that need work" more generally, without singling anything out. [13:23] so you only target the worst of each alpha point release and then you do a little more for the the last one before the beta / rc [13:24] hopefully that works [13:24] allowing someone dig further into it if they want to is always good but make it work [13:24] Just having the list of the things that especially need attention helps. [13:24] so it can't be linked to you have to go "past" the "moving target" [13:25] yeap [13:25] so there ya go [13:26] * persia looks around for the magic summon webappdev button [13:26] you can hit me in -motu if you want to take this there or pm or anywhere else we are a tad ot for here [14:17] jussi01: hi [14:24] * Myrtti yawns [14:32] * Mez shoves a sock in Myrtti's mouth [14:56] Mez: don't do that, I've got weird reflexes with people putting stuff into my mouth while I yawn [14:57] I know ;) [14:57] ^_____^ [15:33] Pici, you about? [15:33] !security [15:33] If you feel the need to adopt security measures for your system, check out https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Security - See also !root, !firewall and !server [15:34] see the URL it is good but the words beforehand kind of stop me from saying -- !security it might be nicer to say something about how you get security protection words are failing me atm [15:35] actually I got a better version in the short term [15:37] bweep [15:37] !security is Security Updates are dealt with here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Security - See also !root, !firewall and !server [15:37] But security already means something else! [15:37] !no security is Security Updates are dealt with here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Security - See also !root, !firewall and !server [15:37] I'll remember that ompaul [15:40] * Myrtti sings [15:40] ♥ [15:47] Myrtti I just received a few cool pics of stripped icebergs.. very cool.. no pun intended [15:47] nekkd icebergs? woo [15:47] I needed that today.. Expected to hit 105f [15:48] :) YOu always gotta go there dont you [15:50] Jack_Sparrow: er? [15:50] stripped icebergs? [15:50] mez.. [15:50] Where can I post a pic without registering and all that [15:50] Jack_Sparrow, ? [15:51] Jack_Sparrow, http://imageshack.us/ [15:53] http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1685/iceberg4zy0.jpg [15:56] http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/9242/iceberg3gy2.jpg [15:56] bbl [16:45] Myrtti, where is that video you named about some s/ware devel project [16:49] ompaul: code_swarm? [16:50] jrib, thanks [16:50] yeap found it [16:50] been looking for the url for a few mins now [16:50] got it [16:52] jrib, have a look at xcruise [16:53] it is beautiful [16:54] Myrtti, check xcruise [16:54] :) [17:14] !coc [17:14] The Ubuntu Code of Conduct to which we ask all Ubuntu users to adhere can be found at http://www.ubuntu.com/community/conduct/ [17:14] pub, please read that [17:15] !guidelines | pub and this [17:15] pub and this: The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines [17:20] pub, your quit message is not friendly [17:21] and advocates an anti human line [17:21] and guess what, us humans kinda like being human for as long as we like [17:21] to be alive [17:21] then we will become zombie processes or some such [17:22] alright [17:22] sorr [17:22] pub, are you with us and have you read the stuff bazhang has pointed at? [17:22] y [17:22] yes, i have changed it [17:22] thanks [17:23] please quit and I'll remove the ban so when you rejoin it works count to 20 when you quit to give me a chance to remove the ban thanks [17:24] pub, ^^^^ [17:24] pub, I see no evidence of a change [17:25] pub, if I remove you from here you will come back here then you can show how your new bright shiney quit message works ;-) [17:27] sorry i was reading how to fix pidgin [17:27] did it update now? [17:27] no idea please quit fully and come back [17:28] how was that [17:29] it worked you got into #ubuntu [17:30] alright [17:30] cool [17:30] thanks [17:30] nw back to reading how to fix pidgin; could not connet to authen server; [17:30] lol [17:32] get yourself xchat it works better at irc [17:32] it does not do the others but it works better [17:32] i use xchat =) [17:32] it is very nice [17:33] please note the topic here ;-) [17:33] enjoy your irc [17:41] hi kids [17:41] not again [17:41] hi Tm_T :) [17:42] * Tm_T hugs ompaul [17:49] * Myrtti gives ompaul and Tm_T a hug [17:49] * Tm_T hugs and cuddles Myrtti tight [17:49] <3 [17:49] ♥ [17:50] hiya [17:50] bah, I need the percentage counter for the little one [17:50] Tm_T: tickerfactory.com? [17:50] mmm, 49 % now done [17:50] Myrtti: lemme see [17:50] :-P [17:50] ooooh! [17:51] danke mi lady [17:51] you're welcome [17:55] stdin: I wonder if all those Guest* users in #kubuntu are related... they are all root [17:56] * Myrtti hums [17:56] :) [17:56] nooooo [17:56] the site went down! [17:57] Jucato: Guest92154 is not root ;) [17:57] well fine. all but one :) [17:57] hmm, all the others are 190.*, why is that familiar? [17:58] VIT!! [17:58] ? [17:58] now I remember [17:58] all the vit_*** [17:58] same ip range I think [17:58] * Myrtti giggles [17:58] * stdin starts grepping wildly [18:06] Jucato: http://www.tm-travolta.net/jana.html [18:08] wow! congrats! :) [18:08] :) [18:08] wow for the "nice page" ? ;) [18:09] wow for the 149 days left [18:09] heh :) [18:09] Jucato: I've seen a lot of "root is now known as Guest...." recently, so um, what to do? [18:09] (and wow for the clickable but dows nothing) [18:10] stdin: I was hoping you'd know [18:10] :D [18:10] Jucato: my specialty, sends to "about:blank" :--P [18:10] indeed [18:10] I was easily fooled [18:11] maybe it should point you to ubuntu.com [18:12] before we'be set bans on root_*, vit_* and *!?=vit_* [18:12] that would be too obvoius :) [18:12] not sure what to do except ban *!?=root@ [18:12] (which would be bad) [18:13] stdin: no it wouldn't [18:13] stdin: /mode #channel +b *!?=root@*!##Dont-login-as-root [18:13] nalioth: there can possibly be legit reasons for being in #kubuntu as root [18:13] like booting in rescue mode [18:14] but... [18:14] but not many [18:14] I suppose if I have you're go-ahead.. [18:15] i'm just sayin', if its' a problem . . . [18:15] nalioth: do you think *!?=root@190.* or just the root ident ? [18:15] stdin: there ya go [18:15] target the problem user [18:15] seeing as all out "guests" are from there, I'll do that first [18:16] * stdin gets ready for a mass /remove :) [18:16] stdin: except the one guest you pointed out :) [18:17] yeah [18:19] stdin: btw the reason for the nick changes "root is now known as Guest...." is because whoever owns that nick has /msg nickserv set enforce on [18:20] * nalioth mumbles something about knowing who that would be . . . [18:20] hehe :P [18:27] Jucato: I actually managed to remove the one I didn't want to :s (I sent them an apology /msg though) [18:47] In #ubuntu, wols_ said: !Ops ps11 is a spammer [18:47] stdin called the ops in #ubuntu () [18:55] Flannel called the ops in #ubuntu (_N0W4Y0UT_) [19:11] hi :) [19:11] hello [19:11] we had an inpolite boy in #ubuntu-ir dear Myrtti [19:12] impolite* [19:12] I can give you his details to make him stop this work in other channels! [19:14] is it needed? or not? [19:15] perhaps #ubuntu-irc is a better channel for this [19:15] there are more loco channel ops there [19:15] ok [19:35] ompaul: I am now, you still need me? [20:36] Pici, no, thanks for asking [20:36] sorry did not cancel === Mohammad[B] is now known as Mohamma[D] === Mohamma[D] is now known as Mohammad[B] [21:14] * Myrtti raises an eyebrow [21:14] hmm [21:32] * Myrtti hmmmles [21:33] hmmmmmmmmmm [21:33] hmpf [21:34] eenie meenie miney moe... [21:39] Myrtti, Seeker` PriceChild jpds mohammad that you saw there is with #ubuntu-ir [21:40] erh, huh? [21:41] mohi is also from there - they are the ops but they noticed the same character in many ubuntu channels - i.e. you were getting an "early warning" [21:42] yeah, and I guided him to -irc where even more loco ops would see it [21:42] I has can shopping -- i can has bahhhhnana [21:42] or I would have been more contributing [21:42] ompaul: so, where's the Irish channel? [21:42] -ie [21:42] aah [21:42] !ie [21:42] For Irish whiskey and ubuntu support, visit #ubuntu-ie, Ta an uisce beatha agus cuidiú Ubuntu ar #ubuntu-ie, Béag fáilte ort [21:43] :P [21:43] ompaul: do I get a bottle of Jamesons on joining? [21:43] wahhhh bring your own [21:43] :( [21:44] Seeker`, you need to keep up check your client [21:49] what is the drinking age in ireland, anyway? [21:50] 18 at a guess [21:50] Seeker`, correct [21:50] but does anyone care? [21:51] i mean, if you are younger and drinking [21:51] just checking stereotypes [21:51] nickrud: they start drinking at 4 [21:51] you can drink alcohol at any age in the home though (apparently) [21:52] when I was a kid, you could get a drink in a restaurant if your parents bought it [21:52] *wisconsin [21:53] they messed up the laws here we used to have those facilities but now it is 18+ only anywhere [21:53] in the UK, you have to be 5 to drink alcohol in the home [21:53] you can drink a glass of beer / wine in a restaurant with a meal if an adult buys it at 16 [21:54] Seeker`, 14 [21:54] Seeker`, when we were young (my generation) we used to get a thing as kids that was called Gripe Water http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gripe_water [21:55] Mez: No, 16 [21:55] Seeker`, since when? [21:55] Mez: A long time [21:56]