[00:01]  * Mez hugs tomaw and Gary 
[00:02]  * Mez likes his regexps
[01:07] <elky> Mez, you'd want to allow numbers as well as lower alpha
[01:50] <elky> oh hell... eternaljoy is active again?
[01:52] <elky> oh, tommy==eternaljoy
[01:52] <elky> that explains *everything*
[01:53] <nalioth> so it does, doesn't it
 hi
[01:54] <elky> * eternaljoy has quit (Client Quit)
 damn fool
[01:54] <elky> * eternaljoy (n=truth@unaffiliated/eternaljoy) has joined #ubuntu-au
 your cover is already broken tommy
 so what on earth makes you think I care? LOL
 i come and go as I please, alwayts have and always will lol
 brb
[01:54] <elky> sorry for the flood, it's relevant
[01:54] <elky> ban evasion threats always are ;)
[02:00] <elky> nalioth, did you read over the delights of the past hour in -offtopic?
[02:02] <nalioth> the tommy_ parts, elky ?
[02:02] <elky> yeah
[02:03] <elky> he/she/it has lost his/her/their tact. much ruder and more arrogant now.
[02:05] <nalioth> so i've noticed
[02:06] <elky> nalioth, i believe he's in #freenode getting a new cloak too
[02:07] <elky> nalioth, purplestar is the new nick it seems
[02:18]  * nalioth smelled him
[02:19] <Seeker`> smell over IP?
[02:20] <Seeker`> not entirely convinced by NotFound404 either
[02:32] <elky> notfound404 was working on their cloak last night
[03:44] <nalioth> fIx0rd
[04:20] <connor> I'm still banned from #ubuntu, what gives?
[04:57] <connor> Sorry, I had to restart
[05:01] <Jack_Sparrow> conner did you read the coc and guidelines as we asked you to do a couple of times
[05:03] <connor> Yes
[05:04] <Jack_Sparrow> I cant remove the ban from offtopic..  but if you can assure me this will never happen again.. no more excuses, about your brother, friend room mate etc
[05:05] <Jack_Sparrow> I will remove the ban in ubuntu.. I will tell you now.. stop using the enter key the way you tend to do
[05:06] <connor> It was my friend, I don't have a brother, he won't come in here anymore. At least I hope not.
[05:06] <connor> I won't user the enter key for punctuation anymore.
[05:06] <Jack_Sparrow> So you lied to us before about having a brothyer.. I have the logs
[05:07] <connor> No, I said it was my friend, my friend said it was my brother, if I remember correctly. I swear I don't have a brother, I have an 18 year old sister
[05:07] <connor> I*
[05:08] <Jack_Sparrow> So , I have your word.. no more of this foolishness
[05:10] <nickrud> he lost connection before, he'll be back
[05:10] <Jack_Sparrow> Noticed that earlier
[05:47]  * jrib wonders how long red|laptop will remain in the channel
[06:19] <bazhang> KyleK> Uplink: goatseflash  = '<div id="hello" style="z-in
[06:19] <bazhang> family friendly?
[06:19] <nickrud> not obscene or close imho
[06:20] <nickrud> or too young for me to understand ;)
[06:20] <bazhang> hehe
[06:26] <bazhang> uplink
[07:43] <bazhang> :)
[08:01] <bazhang> heh only two bans on the books. Not much of a !flood if I remove them. :)
[08:02] <ompaul> bazhang, well that is your call
[08:02] <ompaul> it was low this week
[08:02] <ompaul> normally it scrolls for a couple of full screens on my
[08:02] <ompaul> s/my/me
[08:03] <bazhang> ompaul, more like I wasn't around much :)
[08:04] <ompaul> bazhang, I have operated on this basis for the last couple of years, if you only do *!*@ip then I remove it when it is over $value -- same for mutes over a week old but if you set anything else at all I don't touch it
[08:04] <ompaul> Myrtti, morning ^^
[08:05] <ompaul> bazhang, on the basis that if you had to do a real name or ident they had to be really bad
[08:05] <bazhang> ompaul, yeah, the ones that still remain for me see no reason to remove them anytime soon.
[08:06] <ompaul> the thing is that if they get back they are usually not there for long
[08:06] <bazhang> very true :)
[08:13] <ompaul> @btlogin
[08:14] <ompaul> pub now sent here please check for comments on quit message thanks
[08:15] <bazhang> okay :)
[08:16] <ompaul> it don't get a :-) to be honest
[08:17] <bazhang> he has been nickspamming since the dawn of #ubuntu
[08:20] <ompaul> bazhang, and he will be helped here next time he tries to rejoin
[08:20] <ompaul> :)
[08:20] <bazhang> hehe
[08:22] <ompaul> perhaps we need a #ubuntu-misc and have a web page that explains nickspamming fix your connection and or or two other things
[08:23] <bazhang> great idea; also 'how to ask a good question' perhaps
[08:24] <ompaul> na
[08:24] <ompaul> then you would be banning every second person into that channel :P
[08:25] <bazhang> haha
[08:25] <ompaul> perhaps as the read-topic channel is not used as much as it used to
[08:25] <ompaul> we could broaden its use
[08:25] <ompaul> lets see what comments we get on that
[08:27] <elky> can someone explain to me how we see the topic of a channel without joining it now? :-/
[08:27] <elky> oh, it's +s
[08:29] <elky> ompaul, im not sure adding more to that topic is a wise idea. if it gets to the point of -proxy-users it'll only serve to confuse the absolute crap out of people, like -proxy-users does now
[08:29] <ompaul> hmmm
[08:30] <ompaul> always a risk
[08:31] <elky> #ubuntu-fix-your-connection
[08:31]  * elky smacks keyboard
[08:32] <elky> #ubuntu-fix-your-connection used to exist iirc
[08:43] <ompaul> !coc
[08:43] <ompaul> !guidelines
[08:50] <ompaul> I have pointed seek_therapy here to gain access to #ubuntu
[08:50] <ompaul> I am off out -- all I want from them is an ack on code / guidlines
[09:38] <connor> Ok I am getting real tired of this, when am I getting unbanned from #ubuntu, seriously
[09:39] <Amaranth> I believe I heard never
[09:39] <Amaranth> But I was not involved directly in any of this so...
[09:39]  * Amaranth goes back to working
[09:39] <connor> No, Jack_Sparrow and other ubuntu-ops said I would get unbanned from #ubuntu
[09:40] <seek_therapy> connor got to linux -coders ...they have more of a sense of humor , connor
[09:41] <seek_therapy> and they actually help build linux
[09:41] <seek_therapy> seems more helpful
[09:41] <connor> seek_therapy: I just want to be unbanned from #ubuntu like the ops said I would be
[09:42] <seek_therapy> why not go to a place where they are smarter
[09:42] <Amaranth> seek_therapy: Can we help you with anything?
[09:42] <Amaranth> Or are you just here to promote your IRC channel?
[09:42] <seek_therapy> its not mine
[09:42] <connor> I actually thought he was an op making fun of me
[09:43] <seek_therapy> whatever , i dont know a thing about linux
[09:43] <connor> Then why are you here?
[09:43] <connor> There is 3 people in #linux-codesr
[09:43] <connor> coders*
[09:43] <seek_therapy> been ban
[09:43] <seek_therapy> lol
 I am off out -- all I want from them is an ack on code / guidlines
[09:44] <Amaranth> !coc
[09:44] <seek_therapy> all i want to do is get my windows and linux working ....
[09:44] <Amaranth> !guidelines
[09:44] <Amaranth> seek_therapy: Apparently you need to read those
[09:44] <seek_therapy> NO....apparently i need help
[09:44] <connor> what distro?
[09:45] <seek_therapy> i am a girl and its rare for a girl to use linux
[09:45] <seek_therapy> ubuntu
[09:45] <Amaranth> seek_therapy: Your sex is irrelevant
[09:45] <connor> Go to #ubuntu and I will help
[09:45] <seek_therapy> we cant
[09:45] <connor> why
[09:45] <seek_therapy> we are banned
[09:45] <connor> yeah
[09:45] <connor> just go to private chat i sent you
[09:46] <seek_therapy> wait
[09:46] <connor> What?
[09:46] <Hobbsee> hm, jacksparrow never reconnected
[09:46] <connor> We really shouldn't be chatting in ubuntu-ops
[09:46]  * Hobbsee undoes the ban, then.
[09:47] <seek_therapy> Amaranth: the hell it doesnt matter ...not many women uses linux
[09:47] <connor> Ok
[09:47] <Amaranth> seek_therapy: You really need to read those
[09:47] <connor> do you want help or not?
[09:47] <Hobbsee> connor: please behave in there :)
[09:47] <Amaranth> seek_therapy: This attitude is why you are here to start with
[09:47] <connor> Hobbsee: can you lift my #ubuntu ban so I can get back to helping people?
[09:47] <seek_therapy> you really need to read the statistics on women using linux
[09:47] <connor> I was supposed to get it lifted last week but the ops never got around to it =/
[09:48] <Hobbsee> Amaranth: he gave the ack to jack sparrow, fyi
[09:48] <Hobbsee> connor: isn't it already gone?
[09:48] <Amaranth> Hobbsee: ?
[09:48] <Hobbsee>  I am off out -- all I want from them is an ack on code / guidlines
[09:48] <Hobbsee> relates to ^
[09:49] <connor> Hobbsee: jack_sparrow never unbanned me
[09:49] <connor> oh god
[09:49] <connor> im unbanned :D
[09:49] <Amaranth> Hobbsee: I don't see anything about seek_therapy giving an ack
[09:49] <Hobbsee> Amaranth: no, seek_therapy didn't.
[09:49] <Hobbsee> (and remains in here, banned)
[09:49] <Amaranth> right, ompaul was talking about seek_therapy :)
[09:49] <Hobbsee> ahhh
[09:50] <connor> ack?
[09:50] <Amaranth> and I just realized he is still here and thus I've pinged him several times
[09:50] <Hobbsee> seek_therapy: you might be a woman using linux, but that doesn't give you special priveledges.
[09:50] <Amaranth> connor: acknowledgment
[09:50] <connor> oh
[09:50] <connor> thanks
[09:50]  * Hobbsee notes there are 6 females in here, apart from yourself, which all use linux, too
[09:51] <Mez> Hobbsee, :o
[09:51] <seek_therapy> out of what ?????
[09:51] <seek_therapy> weirdo
[09:51] <seek_therapy> 1050
[09:51] <Hobbsee> no, there are not 1050 people in this channel.
[09:51] <connor> seek_therapy: I'm just going to go into #ubuntu no
[09:51] <connor> now*
[09:51] <connor> theres 55 users
[09:52] <seek_therapy> and 6 women
[09:52] <seek_therapy> Wooooooooooow
[09:52] <Amaranth> connor: Please read the topic :)
[09:52] <Amaranth> seek_therapy: Whatever the stats may be you don't get special treatment
[09:52] <connor> Topic?
[09:52] <Amaranth> seek_therapy: You get _equal_ treatment
[09:52] <Amaranth> connor: /topic
[09:52] <seek_therapy> Amaranth: you really need a girl friend
[09:52] <Hobbsee> seek_therapy: ...
[09:52] <connor> oh sorry
[09:53] <Hobbsee> seek_therapy: i dont' think your ban will be undone today.  come back in a week.
[09:53] <connor> seek_therapy: wow
[09:53] <connor> She needs help with ubuntu apparently
[09:53] <connor> Grub  error 17 and 25
[09:54] <Hobbsee> there are forums.  but i doubt she'll get the special treatment she demands there either.
[09:54] <seek_therapy> I am 37 yrs old ..I'm not kissing but to someone 16...sorry
[09:54] <seek_therapy> butt
[09:54] <connor> Ok, why do we care?
[09:54]  * Hobbsee is not 16.   And if you were 37, you'd act like it.
[09:55] <connor> I'm only 14, I turn 15 in 3 days
[09:55] <Amaranth> connor: Do you need anything else? :)
[09:55]  * Hobbsee also has various suspicions about your gender too, seeing as very few females will come along with "hey, i'm a woman!  give me priveledges"
[09:55] <seek_therapy> then i am old enough to be your mother
[09:55] <connor> Not really >____>
[09:55] <connor> That was to amaranth
[09:55] <Hobbsee> seek_therapy: your sense of entitlement is not appealing, and won't get you back into #ubuntu.
[09:55] <Amaranth> connor: *hinthint* :)
[09:55] <connor> ?
[09:56] <connor> You want me to go back to #ubuntu and leave here right?
[09:56] <Amaranth> Please leave the channel if you don't need anything else from us
[09:56] <connor> ok
[09:56] <connor> Thanks for unbanning me
[09:56] <Amaranth> Have fun :)
[09:56] <Amaranth> d'oh
[09:56] <seek_therapy> god, this is so cultish
[09:57] <Hobbsee> @btlogin
[09:58] <seek_therapy> Pleassssse ! oh pleassssse urban me
[09:58] <Hobbsee> ...and you think that'll get you unbanned.
[09:59] <Hobbsee> No, come back in a week, and see if you can behave like a responsible adult.
[09:59] <seek_therapy> whatever
[09:59] <Hobbsee> now, is there anything else?
[09:59] <seek_therapy> and hobbsee you have helped me before
[09:59] <seek_therapy> actually u think you remoted
[10:00] <Hobbsee> oh really now?
[10:00] <seek_therapy> I rarely come here and by then i will have my own fucking problem solved
[10:01] <Hobbsee> please leave.  You've been given your answer.
[10:01] <bazhang> !idle | seek_therapy
[10:02] <seek_therapy> why because i used the F word.........GROW UP ! jesus christ
[10:02] <Amaranth> !language
[10:02] <bazhang> seek_therapy, best to /part now.
[10:02] <Hobbsee> seek_therapy: right, make that 2 weeks.
[10:02] <Amaranth> It's the rules, even if you don't agree with them you have to follow them.
[10:02] <Hobbsee> cya.
[10:02] <seek_therapy> make it a year
[10:03] <seek_therapy> bye3
[10:03] <Hobbsee> even better.  bye.
[10:03] <seek_therapy> fucking twerpy fucking idiots
[10:03] <seek_therapy> bye
[10:04] <Amaranth> *sigh*
[10:04] <Hobbsee> @btlogin
[10:04] <Hobbsee> what do we have under prada?
[10:04] <Hobbsee> hm, nothing.
[10:05] <Hobbsee> oh well, excellent.  They who claim to be 37 and female aren't to be unbanned for a year.
[10:05] <bazhang> hehe
[10:05] <Amaranth> i left a comment on the ban
[10:06] <Hobbsee> Amaranth: you probably want to grab both
[10:06] <Hobbsee> as in, IP and name
[10:06] <Amaranth> i think ompaul only banned the name
[10:06] <Hobbsee> he's gone by both
[10:07] <elky> Hobbsee, you should have advised them to follow the directive in their nick
[10:07] <Amaranth> Hobbsee: left a comment there
[10:07] <Hobbsee> elky: i did consider it.
[10:07] <Amaranth> elky: ooh, that's mean
[10:07] <elky> Amaranth, well SHE said it first ;)
[10:08] <Amaranth> wish i had thought of it :)
[10:08] <Hobbsee> along with a few other things
[10:08]  * elky pats Amaranth on the head
[10:08] <Hobbsee> but i decided they were probably enough against the CoC
[10:08] <Amaranth> but then we'd end up back in a CC meeting...
[10:09] <Hobbsee> Amaranth: yes, i guess certain others would have recommended her reentry into the channel, with her behaving like she was.
[10:09] <elky> oh shoot. out of softdrink/soda/pop/fizzydrink
[10:10] <elky> that means i have to get back into leaving-the-flat clothes and trot across the road...
[10:10] <elky> ooh, i can claim my free snickers when i do
[10:10] <Hobbsee> awww
[10:10] <Hobbsee> hehe
[10:11] <Hobbsee> you could just go in whatever you're wearing
[10:11] <elky> my pjs?
[10:11] <Amaranth> sure
[10:11]  * Hobbsee has seen lots of interesting clothing on customers
[10:11] <Hobbsee> yeah.
[10:11] <Hobbsee> it's been done before - for people of many ages
[10:11] <elky> and cross victoria road?
[10:11] <Amaranth> american women do it all the time :P
[10:11] <elky> two doors down from the cops?
[10:11] <Hobbsee> i dobut people will be watching much - they'll be more concerned with not smashing into anything else.
[10:11] <Amaranth> walk into a convenience store wearing pjs and slippers
[10:12] <elky> i suppose if i put my jacket on, given the obnoxiousness of current 'fashion' it'd pass
[10:12] <Hobbsee> yeah
[10:12] <Hobbsee> you'd need it anyway, given the temp
[10:13] <elky> has it chilled down in the past two hours?
[10:13] <Hobbsee> probably
[10:13] <Hobbsee> i was still inside work 2 hours ago
[10:13] <elky> ah
[10:35] <Myrtti> good morning folks
[10:37] <Amaranth> howdy
 WalloO: no. I was away feeding my cats. <-- so tempted to ask if he was feeding them corpses...
[10:38]  * Amaranth is going to get sued
[10:39] <Amaranth> http://www.realistanew.com/random/itunes/itunes-markup3.png
[10:39] <Amaranth> actually probably not, they didn't last time
[10:39] <Amaranth> I just wanted to show my shiny screenshot :D
[10:55]  * Myrtti sighs
[10:55] <elky> Hobbsee, yeah, it's cooled right down outside
[10:56] <Hobbsee> heh
[10:56]  * Hobbsee is wrapped in 2 jackets, at the moment, so i'm not surprised yo uthink so
[10:56] <elky> thats what you get for lacking natural insulation
[10:57] <elky> my aunt is not quite as thin as you, and can get chills on a midsummer day
[11:00] <Hobbsee> hehe
[11:00] <Hobbsee> yeah, well.
[11:00]  * Hobbsee --> dinner
[11:26] <elky> greenland, stevo was muted for his offensive comment
[11:26] <greenland> oo realy ?
[11:26] <elky> stevo is quite capable to discuss this issue in person, he doesnt need you to proxy for him
[11:27] <greenland> elky
[11:27] <greenland> please unban stevo
[11:27] <greenland> he isn't a bad boy
[11:27] <elky> stevo can come in here and negotiate this himself
[11:28] <greenland> elky do you speak bulgarian ?
[11:28] <elky> no. but stevo can speak english, he already did to tell people to do something to his genitals
[11:29] <elky> tell stevo to /join #ubuntu-ops
[11:31] <greenland> It's here
[11:31] <elky> sTeVo, you were muted for telling someone to eat your penis. telling someone to eat your penis is bad.
[11:31] <greenland> :D:D:D
[11:31] <elky> it's certainly not funny to anyone over the age of 10
[11:31] <greenland> xaxa
[11:31] <greenland> I'am 18
[11:32] <elky> then please start acting it
[11:32] <jpds> hear hear.
[11:32] <greenland> elky you're verry genius
[11:32] <elky> flattery will not get you anywhere with me.
[11:33] <elky> sTeVo, what do you have to say for yourself?
[11:35] <greenland> what's your name ?
[11:35] <greenland> Melissa ?
[11:35] <stdin> greenland: why are you here?
[11:36] <greenland> from one site ;P
[11:36] <greenland> ÀÔðîäèòà
[11:36] <greenland> àç ñàì èãðàòà
[11:36] <greenland> ;Ï
[11:36] <Afrodita> razbrah
[11:36] <sTeVo> :D:D:D:D:D
[11:36] <Afrodita> :D :D :D
[11:36] <sTeVo> [greenland] you are big lamer :D
[11:36] <Afrodita> kak ste tuka
[11:36] <elky> Afrodita, english please
[11:37] <Afrodita> okEyZzZ! english
[11:37] <greenland> oo
[11:37] <greenland> verry thanks
[11:37] <elky> greenland, behave.
[11:37] <greenland> you mada faka
[11:37] <greenland> :D:D:D
[11:38] <jpds> greenland: please act your age.
[11:38] <greenland> what ?
[11:38] <greenland> please speak Spanish
[11:39] <greenland> o.0
[11:40] <greenland> heyy
[11:40] <greenland> what's up
[11:40] <Afrodita> xExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExExE
[11:40] <Afrodita> Syper
[11:40] <sTeVo> :D:D
[11:40] <greenland> :P:P:P
[11:40] <jpds>   /mode +R
[11:40] <elky> habla? o escribir
[11:41] <greenland> mode +r
[11:41] <greenland> :D:D:D
[11:41] <sTeVo> elky, you wanna eat my ass
[11:41] <sTeVo> :D:D
[11:41] <greenland> please write /stats f
[11:42] <greenland> please unban stevo
[11:42] <Amaranth> elky: Just ban them all
[11:42] <elky> por favor entre en los canal #ubuntu-bg
[11:42] <Amaranth> They obviously are just screwing around
[11:42] <elky> Amaranth, i think so
[11:45] <elky> Afrodita, what purpose do you have to be here?
[11:46] <Seeker`> Cegpuk: how can we help you?
[11:50] <elky> what the hell, now i'm getting PM'd by one of them
[11:50] <jpds> elky: oh -bg is full of them
[11:52] <elky> Afrodita, Cegpuk, please tell your countryfolk to behave themselves and stop trying to get in trouble.
[11:53] <elky> Afrodita, are you friends with stevo and greenland?
[11:54] <elky> yes, they are behaving badly
[11:56] <elky> no, but stevo and greenland are. they're being bad in #ubuntu
[11:56] <elky> they know it's an english-only channel, and they speak bulgarian in there. they need to speak bulgarian only in #ubuntu-bg
[11:56] <jpds> elky: http://paste.ubuntu.com/21796/
[11:57] <jpds> arg, damn that was for -irc.
[11:59] <elky> Afrodita, problem is boys not listen to us, and do wrong thing
[12:00] <elky> what languages you know?
[12:04] <elky> im trying to find an english to bulgarian translator website, be patient please
[12:05] <elky> oh my, this is even in cyrillic...
[12:06] <elky> Здравейте, е този четим българин?
[12:06] <ikonia> looks fun
[12:08] <elky> Afrodita, do you read what i said above?
[12:10] <elky> Afrodita, is bulgarian cyrillic?
[12:11]  * elky sighs
[12:12] <elky> it was so much simpler when we could just boot them :-/
[12:12] <elky> because ^^THAT^^ is a pure waste of time
[12:13] <elky> oh, i was still +o... stupid services
[13:13]  * ompaul dances around the desk of LFS
[13:13]  * ompaul plays with big fast boxen
[13:13] <Jack_Sparrow> Hey ompaul
[13:14]  * ompaul thinks that it would be nice to be a DJ and control the music being played in irc channels .. or some such
[13:14] <ompaul> hiya Jack_Sparrow
[13:15] <Jack_Sparrow> Question.. Why would a ban not show up in xchat ban list but the bantracker still show in place?
[13:15] <ompaul> realname ban
[13:15] <Jack_Sparrow> ah
[13:15] <ompaul> or autoremove list
[13:15] <ompaul> no the ban would be there from autorem list
[13:15] <ompaul> but ...
[13:15] <ompaul> anyway
[13:18] <ompaul> persia, hehe, you turned up in conversation over breakfast this morning
[13:19] <persia> ompaul: Really?  How was that?
[13:19] <ompaul> you would not know the other party but that conversation about graphs we had at UDS and how we measure things
[13:19] <ompaul> that was topic of chat for about 15 mins
[13:20] <ompaul> it started out with the other guy saying "I lost two cisco 3500s" during the week
[13:20] <persia> Heh.  That's a conversation starter
[13:20] <ompaul> then we got onto points that don't mean prizes, i.e. failures
[13:21] <ompaul> twas fun
[13:21] <ompaul> and I had an idea during that time this morning
[13:21] <ompaul> remember the "red list" we were talking about
[13:22] <ompaul> I think it would be better to produce a list of unranked tails
[13:22] <ompaul> say bottom 2.5% and see if that helps
[13:22] <ompaul> not focusing on "at risk" unless someone wants to dig deeper
[13:22] <ompaul> or see "their package"
[13:23] <persia> That actually makes a lot more sense.  Having something that shows "things that need work" more generally, without singling anything out.
[13:23] <ompaul> so you only target the worst of each alpha point release and then you do a little more for the the last one before the beta / rc
[13:24] <ompaul> hopefully that works
[13:24] <ompaul> allowing someone dig further into it if they want to is always good but make it work
[13:24] <persia> Just having the list of the things that especially need attention helps.
[13:24] <ompaul> so it can't be linked to you have to go "past" the "moving target"
[13:25] <ompaul> yeap
[13:25] <ompaul> so there ya go
[13:26]  * persia looks around for the magic summon webappdev button
[13:26] <ompaul> you can hit me in -motu if you want to take this there or pm or anywhere else we are a tad ot for here
[14:17] <Tm_T> jussi01: hi
[14:24]  * Myrtti yawns
[14:32]  * Mez shoves a sock in Myrtti's mouth
[14:56] <Myrtti> Mez: don't do that, I've got weird reflexes with people putting stuff into my mouth while I yawn
[14:57] <Mez> I know ;)
[14:57] <Myrtti> ^_____^
[15:33] <ompaul> Pici, you about?
[15:33] <ompaul> !security
[15:34] <ompaul> see the URL it is good but the words beforehand kind of stop me from saying --  !security it might be nicer to say something about how you get security protection words are failing me atm
[15:35] <ompaul> actually I got a better version in the short term
[15:37] <Myrtti> bweep
[15:37] <ompaul> !security is <reply> Security Updates are dealt with here:  https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Security - See also !root, !firewall and !server
[15:37] <ompaul> !no security is <reply> Security Updates are dealt with here:  https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Security - See also !root, !firewall and !server
[15:40]  * Myrtti sings
[15:40] <Myrtti> ♥
[15:47] <Jack_Sparrow> Myrtti I just received a few cool pics of stripped icebergs.. very cool.. no pun intended
[15:47] <Mez> nekkd icebergs? woo
[15:47] <Jack_Sparrow> I needed that today..  Expected to hit 105f
[15:48] <Jack_Sparrow> :)  YOu always gotta go there dont you
[15:50] <Myrtti> Jack_Sparrow: er?
[15:50] <Myrtti> stripped icebergs?
[15:50] <Jack_Sparrow> mez..
[15:50] <Jack_Sparrow> Where can I post a pic without registering and all that
[15:50] <Mez> Jack_Sparrow, ?
[15:51] <Mez> Jack_Sparrow, http://imageshack.us/
[15:53] <Jack_Sparrow> http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1685/iceberg4zy0.jpg
[15:56] <Jack_Sparrow> http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/9242/iceberg3gy2.jpg
[15:56] <Jack_Sparrow> bbl
[16:45] <ompaul> Myrtti, where is that video you named about some s/ware devel project
[16:49] <jrib> ompaul: code_swarm?
[16:50] <ompaul> jrib, thanks
[16:50] <ompaul> yeap found it
[16:50] <ompaul> been looking for the url for a few mins now
[16:50] <ompaul> got it
[16:52] <ompaul> jrib, have a look at xcruise
[16:53] <Myrtti> it is beautiful
[16:54] <ompaul> Myrtti, check xcruise
[16:54] <ompaul> :)
[17:14] <bazhang> !coc
[17:14] <bazhang> pub, please read that
[17:15] <bazhang> !guidelines | pub and this
[17:20] <ompaul> pub, your quit message is not friendly
[17:21] <ompaul> and advocates an anti human line
[17:21] <ompaul> and guess what, us humans kinda like being human for as long as we like
[17:21] <ompaul> to be alive
[17:21] <ompaul> then we will become zombie processes or some such
[17:22] <pub> alright
[17:22] <pub> sorr
[17:22] <ompaul> pub, are you with us and have you read the stuff bazhang has pointed at?
[17:22] <pub> y
[17:22] <pub> yes, i have changed it
[17:22] <ompaul> thanks
[17:23] <ompaul> please quit and I'll remove the ban so when you rejoin it works count to 20 when you quit to give me a chance to remove the ban thanks
[17:24] <ompaul> pub, ^^^^
[17:24] <ompaul> pub,  I see no evidence of a change
[17:25] <ompaul> pub, if I remove you from here you will come back here then you can show how your new bright shiney quit message works ;-)
[17:27] <pub> sorry i was reading how to fix pidgin
[17:27] <pub> did it update now?
[17:27] <ompaul> no idea please quit fully and come back
[17:28] <pub> how was that
[17:29] <ompaul> it worked you got into #ubuntu
[17:30] <pub> alright
[17:30] <pub> cool
[17:30] <pub> thanks
[17:30] <pub> nw back to reading how to fix pidgin; could not connet to authen server;
[17:30] <pub> lol
[17:32] <ompaul> get yourself xchat it works better at irc
[17:32] <ompaul> it does not do the others but it works better
[17:32] <pub> i use xchat =)
[17:32] <pub> it is very nice
[17:33] <ompaul> please note the topic here ;-)
[17:33] <ompaul> enjoy your irc
[17:41] <Tm_T> hi kids
[17:41] <ompaul> not again
[17:41] <ompaul> hi Tm_T :)
[17:42]  * Tm_T hugs ompaul 
[17:49]  * Myrtti gives ompaul and Tm_T a hug
[17:49]  * Tm_T hugs and cuddles Myrtti tight
[17:49] <Tm_T> <3
[17:49] <Myrtti> ♥
[17:50] <ompaul> hiya
[17:50] <Tm_T> bah, I need the percentage counter for the little one
[17:50] <Myrtti> Tm_T: tickerfactory.com?
[17:50] <Tm_T> mmm, 49 % now done
[17:50] <Tm_T> Myrtti: lemme see
[17:50] <Myrtti> :-P
[17:50] <Tm_T> ooooh!
[17:51] <Tm_T> danke mi lady
[17:51] <Myrtti> you're welcome
[17:55] <Jucato> stdin: I wonder if all those Guest* users in #kubuntu are related... they are all root
[17:56]  * Myrtti hums
[17:56] <Tm_T> :)
[17:56] <Tm_T> nooooo
[17:56] <Tm_T> the site went down!
[17:57] <stdin> Jucato: Guest92154 is not root ;)
[17:57] <Jucato> well fine. all but one :)
[17:57] <stdin> hmm, all the others are 190.*, why is that familiar?
[17:58] <stdin> VIT!!
[17:58] <Tm_T> ?
[17:58] <stdin> now I remember
[17:58] <stdin> all the vit_***
[17:58] <stdin> same ip range I think
[17:58]  * Myrtti giggles
[17:58]  * stdin starts grepping wildly
[18:06] <Tm_T> Jucato: http://www.tm-travolta.net/jana.html
[18:08] <Jucato> wow! congrats! :)
[18:08] <Tm_T> :)
[18:08] <Tm_T> wow for the "nice page" ? ;)
[18:09] <Jucato> wow for the 149 days left
[18:09] <Tm_T> heh :)
[18:09] <stdin> Jucato: I've seen a lot of "root is now known as Guest...." recently, so um, what to do?
[18:09] <Jucato> (and wow for the clickable but dows nothing)
[18:10] <Jucato> stdin: I was hoping you'd know
[18:10] <Jucato> :D
[18:10] <Tm_T> Jucato: my specialty, sends to "about:blank" :--P
[18:10] <Jucato> indeed
[18:10] <Jucato> I was easily fooled
[18:11] <Tm_T> maybe it should point you to ubuntu.com
[18:12] <stdin> before we'be set bans on root_*, vit_* and *!?=vit_*
[18:12] <Jucato> that would be too obvoius :)
[18:12] <stdin> not sure what to do except ban *!?=root@
[18:12] <stdin> (which would be bad)
[18:13] <nalioth> stdin: no it wouldn't
[18:13] <nalioth> stdin: /mode #channel +b *!?=root@*!##Dont-login-as-root
[18:13] <stdin> nalioth: there can possibly be legit reasons for being in #kubuntu as root
[18:13] <stdin> like booting in rescue mode
[18:14] <stdin> but...
[18:14] <nalioth> but not many
[18:14] <stdin> I suppose if I have you're go-ahead..
[18:15] <nalioth> i'm just sayin', if its' a problem . . .
[18:15] <stdin> nalioth: do you think *!?=root@190.* or just the root ident ?
[18:15] <nalioth> stdin: there ya go
[18:15] <nalioth> target the problem user
[18:15] <stdin> seeing as all out "guests" are from there, I'll do that first
[18:16]  * stdin gets ready for a mass /remove :)
[18:16] <Jucato> stdin: except the one guest you pointed out :)
[18:17] <stdin> yeah
[18:19] <PriceChild> stdin: btw the reason for the nick changes "root is now known as Guest...." is because whoever owns that nick has /msg nickserv set enforce on
[18:20]  * nalioth mumbles something about knowing who that would be . . . 
[18:20] <PriceChild> hehe :P
[18:27] <stdin> Jucato: I actually managed to remove the one I didn't want to :s (I sent them an apology /msg though)
[19:11] <mohi> hi :)
[19:11] <Myrtti> hello
[19:11] <mohi> we had an inpolite boy in #ubuntu-ir dear Myrtti
[19:12] <mohi> impolite*
[19:12] <mohi> I can give you his details to make him stop this work in other channels!
[19:14] <mohi> is it needed? or not?
[19:15] <Myrtti> perhaps #ubuntu-irc is a better channel for this
[19:15] <Myrtti> there are more loco channel ops there
[19:15] <mohi> ok
[19:35] <Pici> ompaul: I am now, you still need me?
[20:36] <ompaul> Pici, no, thanks for asking
[20:36] <ompaul> sorry did not cancel
[21:14]  * Myrtti raises an eyebrow
[21:14] <Seeker`> hmm
[21:32]  * Myrtti hmmmles
[21:33] <PriceChild> hmmmmmmmmmm
[21:33] <jpds> hmpf
[21:34] <Myrtti> eenie meenie miney moe...
[21:39] <ompaul> Myrtti, Seeker` PriceChild jpds mohammad that you saw there is with #ubuntu-ir
[21:40] <Myrtti> erh, huh?
[21:41] <ompaul> mohi is also from there - they are the ops but they noticed the same character in many ubuntu channels - i.e. you were getting an "early warning"
[21:42] <Myrtti> yeah, and I guided him to -irc where even more loco ops would see it
[21:42] <ompaul> I has can shopping -- i can has bahhhhnana
[21:42] <ompaul> or I would have been more contributing
[21:42] <jpds> ompaul: so, where's the Irish channel?
[21:42] <ompaul> -ie
[21:42] <jpds> aah
[21:42] <ompaul> !ie
[21:43] <ompaul> :P
[21:43] <Seeker`> ompaul: do I get a bottle of Jamesons on joining?
[21:43] <ompaul> wahhhh bring your own
[21:43] <Seeker`> :(
[21:44] <ompaul> Seeker`, you need to keep up check your client
[21:49] <nickrud> what is the drinking age in ireland, anyway?
[21:50] <Seeker`> 18 at a guess
[21:50] <ompaul> Seeker`, correct
[21:50] <Amaranth> but does anyone care?
[21:51] <Amaranth> i mean, if you are younger and drinking
[21:51] <nickrud> just checking stereotypes
[21:51] <Amaranth> nickrud: they start drinking at 4
[21:51] <Seeker`> you can drink alcohol at any age in the home though (apparently)
[21:52] <nickrud> when I was a kid, you could get a drink in a restaurant if your parents bought it
[21:52] <nickrud> *wisconsin
[21:53] <ompaul> they messed up the laws here we used to have those facilities but now it is 18+ only anywhere
[21:53] <Seeker`> in the UK, you have to be 5 to drink alcohol in the home
[21:53] <Seeker`> you can drink a glass of beer / wine in a restaurant with a meal if an adult buys it at 16
[21:54] <Mez> Seeker`, 14
[21:54] <ompaul> Seeker`, when we were young (my generation) we used to get a thing as kids that was called Gripe Water http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gripe_water
[21:55] <Seeker`> Mez: No, 16
[21:55] <Mez> Seeker`, since when?
[21:55] <Seeker`> Mez: A long time
[21:56] <Seeker`> I believe you have to be 14 to be on licensed premises without an adult
[21:56] <Mez> Seeker`, well, er, at least a year ago, you could have a glass of wine, or a small beer with a meal, if accompanied by an adult
[21:56] <nickrud> http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/alcohol/alcohol_law2.shtml ?
[21:57] <Seeker`> http://www.drinkingandyou.com/site/uk/child.htm
[21:58] <Mez> ah... NEW licencing laws
[21:58] <Mez> so when the 24 hour came in
[21:59] <Seeker`> Mez: it was 16 to have it with a meal when I was 165
[21:59] <Seeker`> *16
[21:59] <Mez> Seeker`, how old are you now?
[22:00] <Seeker`> almost 22
[22:01] <Mez> Seeker`, the law was changed in 2005...
[22:01] <Mez> 2003 *
[22:02] <Seeker`> Mez: Do you have a link that states what the situation was before then
[22:02] <Mez> trying to find one
[22:04] <Mez> grr.
[22:04] <Mez> 64
[22:05] <Mez> ok, apparently it WAS changed from 14 to 16 in 2000
[22:06] <Mez> http://www.opsi.gov.uk/Acts/acts2000/ukpga_20000030_en_1
[22:06] <Mez> (169D)
[22:08] <Daviey> ompaul: we gave our daughter gripe water
[22:09] <ompaul> Daviey, starting her young? ;-)
[22:09] <Daviey> :)
[22:09] <ompaul> Daviey, it works - I would not give out about it
[22:09] <Seeker`> http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts1964/pdf/ukpga_19640026_en.pdf
[22:09] <Seeker`> Mez: Page 110 (the printed page number) in that document
[22:10] <Daviey> ompaul: i think they use alcohol free solutions now :(
[22:10] <Seeker`> evince reports it as page 122
[22:10] <ompaul> Daviey, I wonder what they replaced it with
[22:11] <Daviey> probably ethanol :)
[22:12] <Seeker`> Mez: specifcilly 169 - (4)
[22:12] <Mez> which crashed me.
[22:12] <Mez> feel free to copy and paste
[22:13] <Mez> (or screenshot)
[22:14] <Seeker`> "Subsection (1) and (2) of this section do not prohibit the sale to or purchase by a person who has attained the age of sixteen of beer, porter, cider or perry for consumption at a meal in a part of the premises usually set apart fro the service of meals which is not a bar"
[22:14] <Seeker`> From the Licensing Act 1964
[22:14]  * Mez KNOWS it was 14... 
[22:15] <Mez> I had to know it for my damned personal licence
[22:15] <Seeker`> Mez: Where was / is ther personal license for?
[22:16] <Mez> Was for ... *thinks* ...
[22:16] <Mez> "the hill"?
[22:17] <Seeker`> in mean where in the world
[22:17] <Mez> Birmingham
[22:17] <Mez> UK
[22:18] <Seeker`> hmm
[22:18] <Seeker`> *shrugs* I have no real world experience with it, only what I have read on the internets
[22:20] <Seeker`> Mez: Are you getting confused with having to be 14 to be in a pub without a childrens license?
[22:20] <Mez> no.
[22:45] <Myrtti> dumdidumdidum
[22:52] <Seeker`> lo Myrtti
[22:53] <Myrtti> llo Seeker`
[22:55] <Pici> bleh, being sick is boring
[22:56] <Mez> depends on whether you're an alternative artist
[22:56] <Seeker`> Pici: whats wrong?
[22:56] <Pici> Seeker`: I have a cold.
[22:59] <Seeker`> :(
[23:05] <PriceChild> grrr barber but gel in my hair
[23:07] <Mez> PriceChild, barber is open at this time of night?
[23:08] <Myrtti> ohnoes, pricey cut his hair? didn't you have longish one?
[23:09] <Myrtti> which reminds me
[23:09] <Myrtti> now that you're both there
[23:09]  * Mez runs
[23:09] <Myrtti> I had the oddest dream last night
[23:12] <Myrtti> something about Mez and Pricey eating pancakes in some sort of cafe that had round tables and lots of light and ... the oddest was... you were wearing the same kinds of t-shirts
[23:13] <Mez> brick cobble floor... glass roof... yellow t-shirts?
[23:13] <Mez> white, slightly taller than a patio table table...
[23:14] <Myrtti> :-o
[23:14] <Myrtti> the t-shirts *were* yellow!
[23:15] <Seeker`> PriceChild: o/
[23:15] <nickrud> do do do do do do
[23:16] <PriceChild> Mez: earlier, i just decided it annoyed me
[23:16] <Mez> /cs kf nickrud #gnome-do
[23:16] <PriceChild> Myrtti: i did, indeed, this is definitely an improvement though
[23:16] <Mez> PriceChild, I'm thinking of cutting off my locks too
[23:17] <Seeker`> graduation on tuesday o/
[23:17] <Myrtti> NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:17] <Seeker`> \o/
[23:17]  * Myrtti sobs
[23:18] <PriceChild> Mez: need some emotional support?
[23:18] <PriceChild> Myrtti dreams of Pricey?
[23:18] <Myrtti> PriceChild: ... and Mez apparently
[23:18] <Mez> PriceChild, maybe,... or I could get it sponsored...
[23:18] <Mez> do it at LRL
[23:19] <Mez> sell it like jonos beard
[23:19] <PriceChild> Myrtti: when you start dreaming of people from the intarwebs.....
[23:19] <Mez> PriceChild, it's time to stop the addiction ?
[23:20] <PriceChild> Myrtti: coming to lrl?
[23:21] <Myrtti> yup
[23:21] <Myrtti> got my credit card on thursday
[23:22] <Myrtti> havent booked up anything yet though
[23:22] <PriceChild> Mez: i'm really not in the loop... is lrl2008 at the lighthouse again? i thought it was moved to student union?
[23:22] <PriceChild> Myrtti: well you should before you decide not to.
[23:22] <Mez> PriceChild, other way round - the SU cancelled.
[23:22] <PriceChild> Mez: shame on them
[23:22] <Mez> yeah
[23:23] <PriceChild> Mez: never been to the su but i like the lighthouse anyway
[23:23] <Mez> PriceChild, what kinda crew are you this year?
[23:23] <Mez> the SU was ok.... but shitty for the exhibitors
[23:23] <PriceChild> Mez: not sure... the normal kind?
[23:23] <Mez> lol
[23:23] <Myrtti> PriceChild: I've very much decided I'll come
[23:24] <Myrtti> PriceChild: I've had enough hassle as of now to not to attend
[23:24] <PriceChild> Myrtti: well book tickets soon, so that you can be annoyed when they go down in price by $40 the next week.
[23:24] <PriceChild> *growls at ba*
[23:24] <Mez> PriceChild, BA like to double charge me
[23:24] <Myrtti> thanks, traveling with klm prolly
[23:25] <Mez> klm do have the hottest air hostesses
[23:25]  * Myrtti stares at Mez
[23:25] <Myrtti> like I'd care?
[23:25] <Myrtti> did they have cool stuerts too?
[23:25] <Myrtti> captains?
[23:25] <Myrtti> oh nvm
[23:25]  * Mez doesnt know
[23:26] <Mez> I didnt look
[23:26] <Mez> was too busy watching the purdy blonde
[23:27] <PriceChild> Mez: stop buying return tickets then.
[23:28] <Myrtti> :-D
[23:28] <Mez> PriceChild, I had it happen when I changed my flights back from amsterdam. Someone else paid for the flights, I paid for the change. They charged me twice
[23:28] <PriceChild> :P