[01:34] <nalioth> where is floodbot1 ?
[01:34] <jrib> nalioth: he quit a few minutes ago
[01:35] <jrib> 19:44 <-- FloodBot1 (n=floodbot@ubuntu/bot/floodbot) has quit (Remote closed
[01:35] <jrib>           the connection)
[01:35] <jrib> so almost an hour ago
[05:04] <nickrud> !permissions
[05:05] <Jack_Sparrow> nickrud any of your servers overheating this week..  I had to tear down and rebuild three with massive fans and artic silver
[05:06] <nickrud> servers, what would I want with servers? (oh, work, it's in an airconditioned closet)
[05:07] <Jack_Sparrow> Ah..  no closet a/c at these offices...
[05:08] <Jack_Sparrow> NOw running at 30c
[05:13] <dragon> lol
[05:16] <nickrud> !permissions
[05:26] <bazhang> dragon, how may we help
[07:39]  * Myrtti gathers everyone around and gives each a big hug
[09:23] <Myrtti> I wish I had cherry ice cream
[09:25] <Myrtti> and caramel sauce
[09:57] <Seveas> LjL, awake?
[09:57] <Hobbsee> Seveas!
[09:57] <Seveas> ssst
[09:58]  * Seveas is here on business today :)
[09:58] <Hobbsee> heh
[10:10]  * elky pounces and clings
[10:11] <elky> what business?
[10:14] <elky> Seveas, ljl is as absent as you these days. you'll need to email him.
[10:37]  * ompaul pokes SWAT in the elbow with a small plastic spoon
[10:37] <ompaul> hi there
[10:41]  * ompaul shoots krdc in the foot
[11:15] <SWAT> ompaul: spoon!
[11:15] <SWAT> tastes just like chicken
[11:15] <ompaul> usually
[11:16]  * ompaul shoots krdc again just for line 77 failures
[11:16] <ompaul> :)
[11:17]  * ompaul surrenders to "line has too much data you need to visit server"
[11:18] <jpds> morning
[11:18] <ompaul> jpds: for values of morning almost gone morning ;-)
[11:19] <SWAT> good afternoon, rather
[11:19]  * ompaul sings one of these xterms is not like the other - one of these xterms just doesn't belong
[11:19] <SWAT> local time: 12:24
[11:19] <ompaul> SWAT: -1 hour here
[11:20] <ompaul> here comes another xterm
[11:20] <SWAT> gnome-terminal + terminator = extremely nice (the new terminator should also have tabs). That combined with screen = confusion
[11:21] <ompaul> need to fire off single process and it is buggy
[11:23]  * jpds wonders what's wrong with his .irssi/config: http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9516/screenshotcu0.png
[11:25] <SWAT> depends on what _you_ find wrong with it
[11:25] <ompaul> SWAT: clever answer of the day award :P
[11:26] <jpds> SWAT: the way itÂ¡s aligned to the right
[11:27] <SWAT> ompaul: thank you, thank you. I've seen people use configs which I find horrible, but as long as the person which it belongs to, can work with it... Who am I to judge?
[11:28] <ompaul> SWAT: you are most welcome - for judge purposes you should never forget you can judge on your own criteria .....
[11:28] <ompaul> you are afterall SWATMAN
[11:28]  * ompaul runs
[11:28]  * ompaul stops before he starts laughing too loud 
[11:30]  * SWAT hits ompaul in the head with his spandex coated ninja star
[11:33]  * ompaul assumes the recovery position
[11:33] <ompaul> there are no other assumptions
[11:34]  * ompaul wants to write a modern day marx brothers script with treenaks and swat that should be enough to scrare people
[11:36] <elky> roflawl! http://www.sshkeygen.com/
[11:37] <jpds> no keysize 4096? I feel ripped off..
[11:38] <ikonia> worst scam I've seen in ages
[11:38] <ompaul> elky: I repremand you for not pointing this out before you found it - nice idea mr badguy
[11:38] <Myrtti> elky: your slip is showing
[11:39] <elky> now even more so ;)
[11:40] <Tm_T> plop
[11:40] <elky> eh?
[11:40] <ompaul> elky: it is nice skam I wonder can we have fun with them
[11:40]  * Myrtti huggles Tm_T 
[11:40] <elky> heh
[11:40]  * Tm_T cuddles Myrtti 
[11:41] <elky> im still not sure why i got reprimanded
[11:42] <Tm_T> elky: because you didn't hug me?
[11:42] <SWAT> ompaul: ooeeh, it is 'the position' all over again ;)
[11:43] <ompaul> elky: for just laughing at it and not saying look at this for a skam
[11:43] <elky> ompaul, see mr watson's blog
[11:43] <ompaul> SWAT: assume the position in front of your duck soup
[11:43] <ompaul> elky: give me url please too lazy to look it yo
[11:44] <ompaul> up
[11:44]  * ompaul is does not track blogs usually 
[11:44] <elky> http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/ucgi/~cjwatson/blosxom/2008-06-23-ssh-keygen.html
[11:45] <ompaul> elky: then putting his url in the message would have been better :)   it is horrific as he says
[11:46] <ompaul> elky: in fact I find that words fail me -- and it is not often that happens
[11:46] <elky> hehe
[11:46] <SWAT> "keep your private keys private", sounds familiar doesn't it?
[11:46] <elky> i thought my manical lawl was enough
[11:47] <ompaul> elky: na - if someone was reading logs and started there
[11:47] <ompaul> or stopped reading this
[11:47] <elky> ;)
[11:47] <Tm_T> SWAT: "keep your private keys lost too good" is best I think
[11:47]  * elky really must remember to <sarcasm>$text</sarcasm>
[11:48] <ompaul> elky: as colin says it looks like a very honest mistake
[11:49] <ompaul> the guy is making money from the adverts
[11:49] <ompaul> follow the money :-)
[11:52] <bazhang> :)
[11:57] <jpds> there fixed. whoo
[12:07] <bazhang> wow.
[12:10] <jpds_> rock on?
[12:11] <Myrtti> Aren't we having FUN!
[12:11] <Myrtti> and the crowd goes WIIILLLDDD
[12:11] <elky> nalioth, when you finish syncing, wanna check why gasten got klined on reentry?
[12:11] <elky> or pricey or tomaw
[12:11] <bazhang> haha
[12:12] <elky> that was so a hub going
[12:12] <jpds_> damn.
[12:13] <wgrant> That kill message was rather descriptive.
[12:13] <bazhang> o.0
[12:14] <jpds_> who fell asleep on the power button?
[12:14] <bazhang> haha
[12:15] <jpds_> cake!
[12:18] <jpds> there we go.
[12:18] <Tm_T> jpds: oh btw new nick, haven't seen that much before
[12:19] <jpds> hi Tm_T
[12:27] <jpds> damn it, loads of networks are failing..
[12:28] <bazhang> oh no.
[12:37] <Myrtti> ohnoes!
[12:37] <Myrtti> "why don't you use MSN then"
[12:39] <ikonia> guy in the office suggests one of the backbone links in the states has been cut
[12:40] <elky> makes sense
[12:40] <ikonia> thats the message he has rom his usa counterpart
[12:42] <ikonia> from
[12:49] <Pici> http://www.internethealthreport.com/ does look unhealthy
[12:50] <ikonia> I think I'm seeing a pattern in that chart ;)
[12:58]  * Myrtti takes her Pink Fluffy Pen of Poking™ and looks around her 
[12:59] <Myrtti> *POIT* Pici
[13:02] <Pici> plonk!
[13:13]  * Mez slaps Dave2 
[13:16] <bazhang>  max is now known as Guest20512
[13:16] <bazhang> he never learns :)
[13:16] <Dave2> ow
[13:17] <Dave2> slapped whilst showering :(
[13:26] <Mez> Dave2, you enjoyed it
[13:27]  * Myrtti grins
[13:29] <Dave2> :o
[13:31]  * Myrtti slaps both
[13:34] <Dave2> two slaps in one day!
[13:38] <SWAT> Myrtti: MSN, excuse me? ICQ then
[13:39] <Myrtti> SWAT: <#include irony.c>
[14:06] <Myrtti> hm, Dave2 left.
[14:06] <Myrtti> damn.
[14:06] <Myrtti> no more slapping then
[14:06] <Myrtti> I need a punch bag.
[14:06] <Pici> Hes still here...
[14:06] <Myrtti> preferably pink.
[14:06] <jussi01> hei all!
[14:06] <Myrtti> oh, right
[14:06]  * jussi01 is not pink, thank god
[14:08] <Myrtti> so it appears I need to drink another pot of coffee
[14:09]  * Myrtti curses aloud
[14:09] <Myrtti> damned C#
[14:09] <Pici> I'd be cursing C# too
[14:09] <TheSheep> Myrtti: at least it's not dangerous for your guinea pigs :)
[14:11] <Myrtti> I'm getting dangerous to myself soon
[14:12] <Myrtti> ask jussi01 how high my bloodpressure soars these days
[14:12] <Pici> Maybe you shouldnt be having another pot of coffee then.
[14:12] <Myrtti> he's the unfortunate fellow who has been calling me at the totally wrong time when this POS fails
[14:12] <Pici> I think its time to cut you off...
[14:13] <Myrtti> Pici: my mom was here for Midsummers
[14:13] <Myrtti> Pici: she snores >__<
[14:13] <TheSheep> that's cruel
[14:13] <Myrtti> TheSheep: C#, the phonecalls or my mom
[14:14] <Myrtti> or cutting off from coffee
[14:15] <TheSheep> Myrtti: the latter
[14:15] <TheSheep> right to drink coffee is one of the basic human rights
[14:16] <Myrtti> I can stop my coffee drinking any time
[14:16] <Myrtti> that wouldn't be cruelty
[14:16] <Myrtti> this C# thing is.
[14:17] <Dave2> Myrtti, lies
[14:18] <Dave2> And I should stop responding before reading full scrollback. *continues drinking his tea*
[14:18]  * Pici is getting annoyed with the ____ is now known as Guest#####, Guest is now known as _____ cycle
[14:21] <bazhang> he has been doing that for ages, Pici
[14:21] <bazhang> max
[14:21] <Pici> Well, max was just removed.
[14:21] <bazhang> hehe
[14:22] <bazhang> to the *max*
[16:13] <jussi01> Myrtti: ping
[16:13] <Myrtti> jussi01: pong
[17:08] <soldats> can someone check out the user "eeeee" in the main channel please
[17:08] <soldats> ahh
[17:18] <Myrtti> who was that person installing ppc xubuntu again...?
[17:18] <Myrtti> stp25-2-82-234-235-184.fbx.proxad.net ?
[17:19] <Myrtti> @btlogin
[17:21] <Gary> someone might want to sort out eeeee ( #Ubuntu )
[17:22] <jussi01> againb?
[17:22] <Myrtti> I'll be happy to do the honors
[17:22] <Gary> I muted it
[17:24] <Gary> might want to alter it to a ban and then remove my mute?  if you feel it is apt
[18:58]  * Pici finds it funny when people are asked what their native language is and it turns out to be english
[18:59] <jpds> Pici: so... what's thy native tongue again?
[19:00] <Myrtti> *sigh*
[19:01]  * Pici waves at Myrtti 
[19:01] <Seeker`> lo
[19:08] <jussi01> arghh
[19:09] <jussi01> Myrtti: do ytou know how to make those galleries put the pictures next to each other, not in a column? (see site)
[19:10] <ompaul> jpds, in all peoples cases the one in their mouth ???
[19:10] <jpds> ompaul: Precisely!
[19:10]  * ompaul gets his "I make bad jokes" tee and wears it
[19:11]  * jussi01 give ompaul the crap "dad" jokes t-shirt
[19:11]  * Myrtti curses and goes to check her burning bbq
[19:11] <ompaul> don't burn the bbq, don't even light the coals ....
[19:11] <Myrtti> ompaul: electric grill
[19:11] <ompaul> all the more reason not to
[19:12]  * jussi01 goes to steal it - /me wants
[19:12] <Myrtti> you want my grill?
[19:12] <Myrtti> I was certain I had broken it just few minutes ago
[19:13] <Myrtti> turned out the safety switch wasn't pressed down correctly
[19:13] <Myrtti> I was about to cry
[19:14] <Myrtti> my marinated zucchinis have mold, have to toss them
[19:14] <Tm_T> hrrr
[19:15] <Myrtti> and I've booked first part of my summer holiday wrong
[19:15] <Pici> :(
[19:16] <Myrtti> starts on Thursday, ends on Monday - but my flights back from LRL arrive Monday - Tuesday night midnight
[19:16] <Myrtti> and it takes three more hours to get home from the airport
[19:19] <Pici> Whats LRL?
[19:19] <Myrtti> http://lugradio.org/live/UK2008/
[19:20] <Pici> Thats far
[19:20] <jussi01> Myrtti: I beleive there is a bus that connects with the flight ;)
[19:20] <Myrtti> jussi01: it still doesn't remove the problem that I've got a normal working day on Tuesday
[19:21] <jussi01> Myrtti: LOL
[19:21] <Myrtti> yes yes, I know
[19:21] <Myrtti> "you work from home, nobody cares"
[19:21] <Myrtti> I CARE!
[19:21] <jussi01> hehe
[19:22] <jussi01> Myrtti: so do you know how to fix my gallery?
[19:22]  * jussi01 hugs Myrtti
[19:22] <Pici> Would you be asleep by the time you get back to your place anyway?
[19:22] <Myrtti> Pici: very much so
[19:22] <Myrtti> I just love commuting half dead
[19:23] <Myrtti> middle of the night
[19:23] <Myrtti> when local transport doesn't run
[19:23] <Myrtti> jussi01: erm.
[19:29] <captjackswallows> y was i redirected here
[19:35] <ompaul> captjackswallows, I guess even without looking at any logs your nick might be the start of an issue
[19:36] <ompaul> as in it appears to me that you might be directing abuse at someone
[19:39] <captjackswallows> Captain jack swallows came from epic movie
[19:40] <ompaul> well here is a clue you should arrive here as the person who was banned
[19:40] <captjackswallows> IDK i use so many different names
[19:41] <ompaul> try brian_griffin methinks that was the one _this_ time
[19:41] <captjackswallows> W/e I dont care i was just saying linux sucks and all that
[19:42] <ompaul> who paid you to do that?
[19:42] <captjackswallows> no one
[19:42] <ompaul> then why did you bother?
[19:42] <captjackswallows> i was bored
[19:43] <ompaul> so then you had no intention of participating in a help channel whatsoever
[19:43] <captjackswallows> ubuntu-offtopic
[19:43] <ompaul> in fact your goal was to troll
[19:43] <captjackswallows> I wasnt even trying to troll
[19:43] <ompaul> you were doing one of the better impressions of one I have seen
[19:44] <ompaul> so I wasn't even trying to troll, does that indicate that you you do try now and again, and you know what level of annoyance you wish to turn on at any time?
[19:44] <captjackswallows> ur boring me
[19:45] <ompaul> !guidelines
[20:39] <RedLXXXIV> hi all
[20:40] <Myrtti> hello
[20:40] <Myrtti> how can we help you today
[20:40] <RedLXXXIV> I was banned from the #ubuntu channel, and wanted to get back on it - the issue is as follows
[20:41] <RedLXXXIV> My brother was using my computer a few nights ago. When he finished he shut the computer down and said something casually about IRC. I went to log into the #ubuntu channel, only to be denied and a message stating that I was banned.
[20:41] <ikonia> is this conner again ?
[20:42] <RedLXXXIV> Me?
[20:44] <nalioth> ah yes, another brother
[20:45] <RedLXXXIV> I came to be helped, not ridiculed.
[20:45] <Myrtti> sorry but we've had lots of cases where the supposed brother has been messing around with the computer and gotten the unsuspecting sibling banned
[20:46] <ikonia> I don't see anyone ridiculing anyone ?
[20:49] <RedLXXXIV> Sorry it took so long, I was on the phone
[20:50] <RedLXXXIV> I don't understand where exactly we stand on the issue.
[20:53] <RedLXXXIV> brb, rebooting.
[20:56] <jpds> RedLXXXIV: Ubuntu does come with passwords and lock screen functions to stop "brothers" from doing bad things.
[20:59] <RedLXXXIV> yes, and I've taken off my auto login. I'm 23 years old and in the military - I'm not a kid. My goal on these channels is not to cause problems, it's to help solve them. I just got off the phone with him (the day it happened, he was visiting), and he says that he was using MSN, and typed into the wrong window.
[21:00] <jpds> You'll have to wait for ompaul to come round, he set the ban.
[21:01] <RedLXXXIV> Alright.
[21:01] <jpds> Ah useful short hand is: Ctrl-Alt-L to lock the screen.
[21:02] <RedLXXXIV> Learn something new every day! I've only been using Ubuntu for a few months now - Hate Vista.
[21:03] <ikonia> you dont have to "hate" vista
[21:04] <jussi01> ikonia: nice to see you in the world of "K" again ;)
[21:04] <RedLXXXIV> I know I don't <have> to, I just do. Sure, it's new and improved XP, but it's got far too many drawbacks for it to be useful in this tinkerer's books. Not only that, but I love breaking things to see how they work, then make them better. Thus is the reason I came to Linux.
[21:07] <ikonia> jussi01: just passing after someone gave #u a smart lesson in why ubuntu should make everything better
[21:15] <jussi01> :)
[21:22] <ompaul> hi
[21:22] <LjL> my server isn't keeping up with the 32 degrees outside and it's crashing, so i'll turn it off during the night and when it's not being used. that will affect floodbot1 and my other bots. sorry
[21:23] <ompaul> LjL, np would you like a box here to run stuff on?
[21:23] <ompaul> I'll do a fresh install
[21:23]  * ikonia offers ljl a box
[21:24] <nalioth> do your boxen have good uptime?
[21:24] <ikonia> yup
[21:24] <ompaul> ikonia, has best boxen
[21:24] <ompaul> RedLXXXIV, ?
[21:24] <ikonia> ompaul: not sure on that ;)
[21:24] <ompaul> when was it set?
[21:25] <ompaul> ikonia, you have better than me that much I know
[21:25] <ikonia> ha ha
[21:25] <RedLXXXIV> yes ompaul?
[21:25] <ompaul> did I ban you?
[21:25] <RedLXXXIV> yep, apparently
[21:26] <RedLXXXIV> I wasn't around when the ban went down
[21:26] <ompaul> why not?
[21:26] <ompaul> your account looked very active?
[21:26] <RedLXXXIV> my brother was using msn on my laptop
[21:26] <ompaul> he was using IRC on freenode
[21:27] <ompaul> is that what your telling me?
[21:27] <RedLXXXIV> hm. I know I left xchat running in the background.
[21:27] <ompaul> you should check your logs
[21:27] <ompaul> he was rather vulgar in a ubuntu channel
[21:28] <RedLXXXIV> I have no idea where to find the log... :S
[21:28] <ompaul>  .xchat2/xchatlogs/
[21:28] <ompaul> if youi are logging
[21:29] <RedLXXXIV> nope, just a bunch of .confs and my downloads :(
[21:29] <ompaul> then you are not logging
[21:29] <RedLXXXIV> is the log online?
[21:29] <ompaul> there would be one
[21:29] <ompaul> time based it was
[21:29] <jussi01> !logs
[21:29] <ompaul> 2008-06-17T20:47
[21:29] <RedLXXXIV> tks
[21:29] <ompaul> I think those clocks match each other
[21:30] <ompaul> anyway you have a screensaver
[21:30] <ompaul> you have the chance to use multiple accounts on the same machine
[21:30] <ompaul> you can switch user
[21:30] <ompaul> never trust anyone with your command line you never know when your bank details will be useful to someone else
[21:31] <ompaul> RedLXXXIV, can you do me a favour print these out and hand them to your brother
[21:31] <ompaul> !guidelines
[21:31] <ompaul> !coc
[21:32] <ompaul> annoying other internet users is not a mature thing to do and really it impresses no one - that was a public information broadcast on behalf of ompaul
[21:32] <ompaul> :)
[21:32] <RedLXXXIV> I see the comment at [18:46]
[21:32] <ompaul> so the clocks are different
[21:33] <ompaul> you have screen savers use them
[21:33] <RedLXXXIV> that was online.
[21:33] <ompaul> yeap
[21:33] <ompaul> well depends on where the clock for your logs is synced with
[21:33] <RedLXXXIV> will do. I'll be the only one on this now, and my auto login is off now
[21:33] <ompaul> ok - so the ban is lifted
[21:33] <RedLXXXIV> http://irclogs.ubuntu.com/2008/06/17/%23ubuntu.txt
[21:34] <RedLXXXIV> Tks ompaul
[21:34] <RedLXXXIV> and sorry for the problem
[21:34] <RedLXXXIV> Won't happen again
[21:35] <ompaul> ok
[21:35] <jussi01> RedLXXXIV: we appreciate your co-operation :)
[21:35] <RedLXXXIV> Never a problem :)
[21:35] <ompaul> makes it a useful channel
[21:35] <ompaul> have fun
[21:35] <RedLXXXIV> will do
[21:36] <ompaul> ikonia, ping
[21:37] <ikonia> pong
[21:37] <ompaul> has jack_sparrow been around today?
[21:37] <ikonia> not seen him
[21:37] <ompaul> ikonia, you busy this evening?
[21:37] <ikonia> on and off
[21:37] <ikonia> just having a 20 minute break
[21:37] <ompaul> in work?
[21:38] <ikonia> not "in" work
[21:38] <ompaul> ahh
[21:38] <ikonia> but working, restoring a 12 node cluster
[21:38] <ompaul> lovely
[21:38] <ikonia> waiting for a disk to sort it's self out
[21:38] <ikonia> hence the break
[21:38] <ompaul> slowly spins the disk you wait on
[21:38] <ikonia> thats not too far from the truth
[21:38] <ikonia> it' retro kit that some guy has picked up and moved with out any hought
[21:38] <ikonia> thought
[21:38] <jussi01> ompaul: according to my logs jack was last around at about 7am my time
[21:39] <ompaul> jussi01, ok so that would be before I was awake :)
[21:39] <jussi01> yep
[21:39] <jussi01> ompaul: but ive a few hours missing from 2-4pm
[21:40] <nalioth> aw man, not again
[21:40] <jussi01> so he "may" have been here
[21:40]  * nalioth looks at floodbot4
[21:40]  * jussi01 hugs nalioth
[21:41] <nalioth> y'all let me know when another floodbot is needed
[21:47]  * Myrtti sighs
[21:49] <ompaul> np
[21:49] <nalioth> maybe ljl and I can get our floodbots on a cronjob
[22:25]  * jussi01 is off to bed. night all
[22:26] <Myrtti> nightey jussi01
[22:26] <ompaul> night jussi01
[22:26] <jussi01> nite :)
[22:26]  * ompaul thinks that sleeping is a good idea
[22:26]  * ompaul looks at the clock and thinks about how far away 0:630 is
[22:26] <ompaul> or
[22:26]  * ompaul looks at the clock and thinks about how far away 06:30 is
[22:35] <ompaul> nalioth, PriceChild <aHTu4aJlrap> please join in #Forbbiden <<< repeated that
[22:39] <nickrud> ah, thanks ompaul (at work, so got interrupted)
[22:50] <tonyyarusso> w/in 7
[22:51] <Myrtti> l/ose ;-)
[22:51] <nalioth> security through misspelling
[22:52] <nickrud> heh. don't get around my coworkers, they can mis spell anything
[22:53]  * ompaul installs sleep night all