 benny,  have you tried Linux*** Mint 5 (Elyssa) ?  in #ubuntu
 bazhang, lol Of course. It is the same Elyssa is based off 8.04 with better support for codecs and hardware. If people got problems with ubuntu, Mint is a good logical step
[01:18] <bazhang> what the heck.
[01:39] <bazhang> jessica in -ot with more wep cracking goodness
[01:56] <Jack_Sparrow> I already banned her in ub for that today.. apparently she doesnt learn
[01:57] <Jack_Sparrow> Who has ops in ot?
[01:57] <bazhang> not me
[01:58] <Jack_Sparrow> I need to see the logs
 is someone going to ban me if i mention airsnort first comment on entering -ot
[02:08] <Jack_Sparrow> offtopic ops all out having dinner?
[02:08] <bazhang> hehe
[02:21] <bazhang> jessica, how may we help you.
[02:21] <jessica> you carnt i just joined this channel i wasnt going to say anything in it
[02:22] <bazhang> jessica, this channel is not for idling; see the /topic
[02:22] <jessica> aww ok
[02:22] <jessica> ill go
[02:22] <bazhang> jessica, ie if you have no reason to be here, then you should /part
[03:44] <blankhead> how do i get back onto #ubuntu
[03:44] <bazhang> you were banned?
[03:45] <blankhead> i think so
[03:45] <bazhang> blankhead, why were you banned?
[03:45] <blankhead> idk
[03:45] <bazhang> @btlogin
[03:45] <blankhead> ?
[03:46] <blankhead> whas that for me bazhang
[03:46] <bazhang> 2008-06-18T11:30:04 <blankhead> yo ubuntu is a piece of shit
[03:46] <blankhead> oooh
[03:47] <blankhead> i didnt say that
[03:47] <bazhang> 2008-06-18T11:32:35 <blankhead> and ubuntu has bugs like maggots on a dead cow
[03:47] <blankhead> someone must have used my account
[03:47] <bazhang> 2008-06-18T11:32:51 <blankhead> i suggest u block me
[03:48] <blankhead> i never said those things
[03:48] <blankhead> wow
[03:48] <blankhead> someone played a cruel joke on me
[03:49] <blankhead> it must've been one of my friends who knows that i use xchat he always complains on how i use the comptuer too much and he seen me go on xchat various times wow
[03:49] <bazhang> no; that was you.
[03:49] <blankhead> is there anyway to get unblocked?
[03:49] <blankhead> no it wasnt bazhang
[03:50] <bazhang> blankhead, your chances of being unbanned by claiming a friend or brother (or someone else) did it are vanishingly small.
[03:50] <blankhead> well im sorry i cannot tell a lie, i can only claim the truth
[03:51] <bazhang> blankhead, that excuse is already reached its quota this week.
[03:51] <blankhead> come on now.  whos gonna say all that and than say i suggest u block me
[03:52] <bazhang> blankhead, the ip address, username, etc are telling the truth; of the two parties, (IP and you) one is not being truthful.
[03:52] <blankhead> and then come back and say how did i get banned
[03:52] <blankhead> no my friend used my computer in my house yes indeed
[03:52] <bazhang> blankhead, I leave it up to you to deduce which party is being less than truthful here.
[03:53] <blankhead> they must have been claiming how much of a nerd i am and he always claims hes gonna find a way to get me off this thing thats all he says and i guess he did
[03:53] <blankhead> i leave that kid for some time on my pc and he goes messes me up now when i call him up hes gonna laugh and say man its for ur own good dude
[03:54] <bazhang> blankhead, your speech patterns are identical as those in the logs; the evidence (factual) is against you.
[03:54] <blankhead> so your an admin or something bazhang?
[03:54] <bazhang> !coc | blankhead  read this
[03:54] <blankhead> i remember talking with you before you even helped me out before
[03:54] <bazhang> !guidelines | blankhead and this
[03:55] <blankhead> ok ill read it
[03:55] <blankhead> i forgot what you helped me with before bazhang i think u helped me with something though
[03:55] <bazhang> blankhead, your chances of being unbanned without coming clean on this are zero.
[03:56] <blankhead> lol wow bazhang ur right hey the only thing i want to do though is actually let developers know of bugs
[03:56] <blankhead> u know to try to improve on the stuff a bit
[03:56] <BelialMkII> Hi there, Your proxy bot seems to be malfunctioning, it stated waiting a min and rejoining #ubuntu would work, seems not to
[03:56] <bazhang> PriceChild, you about?
[03:56] <blankhead> im just trying to be the first to spill it out and let someone live know
[03:57] <BelialMkII> (referring to connecting from mibbit and being directed to #ubuntu-proxy-users)
[03:57] <bazhang> BelialMkII, the people who can help may or may not be around-->paging them now :)
[03:57] <BelialMkII> Thank you bazhang, will you need any more from me?
[03:57] <blankhead> so bazhang can i at least let u know of bugs and u can inform others for me?
[03:58] <bazhang> blankhead, post it on launchpad
[03:58] <bazhang> !bugs | blankhead
[03:59] <blankhead> cool ah but then what if it has been solved and someone in the chatroom tells me something man so is there a permenant block on me
[03:59] <bazhang> blankhead, you come in professsing innocence of why you were banned. Now you confess it was you?
[04:00] <blankhead> ill say it was me if it means ill get unbanned
[04:00] <blankhead> ;D
[04:00] <bazhang> BelialMkII, not at the moment; the people who can fix it are not around atm
[04:00] <blankhead> i feel like a caged criminal menancing in my cage lol
[04:00] <BelialMkII> Ah well, Guess ill stop being lazy and get around to setting irssi up on this install, cheerio
[04:00] <blankhead> jk bazhang
[04:01] <blankhead> ok it was me
[04:01] <bazhang> blankhead, in that case just best to /part your ban stands.
[04:01] <blankhead> i did it
[04:06] <bazhang> blankhead, you have some other issue?
[04:06]  * jrib sighs
[04:06] <bazhang> hannibal, how may we help
[04:07] <jrib> I imagine he is blankhead's friend
[04:07] <bazhang> 'friend'
[04:08] <hannibal> i was wondering why flash player doesnt work after using audio like amarok, banshee or rhythmbox
[04:08] <bazhang> hannibal/blankhead; you were the one who got blankhead/hannibal banned?
[04:08] <hannibal> bazhang u seem to be a little hannibal urself
[04:08] <jrib> hannibal: this isn't a support channel
[04:08] <bazhang> hannibal, this is not a support channel btw, read the /topic
[04:09] <hannibal> team operators?
[04:09] <jrib> yes
[04:09] <hannibal> so you just help operate the chatrooms? thats cool.
[04:09] <hannibal> oh so does that i mean i am at the mercy of you bazhang?
[04:09] <bazhang> hannibal, best to /part
[04:10] <hannibal> alrighty then i wont waste your time
[04:17] <bazhang> was expecting the 'friend' to claim he did it :)
[04:18] <jrib> same, but I guess he realized the problem with doing that as soon as he joined and saw the other nick leave
[04:20] <bazhang> haha true
[04:23] <danroj> hola
[04:23] <danroj> miren a #ubuntu-es
[04:23] <danroj> esta haciendo flood
[04:24] <bazhang> danroj, best to report this in #ubuntu-irc gracias :)
[05:00] <danroj> ok
[07:02] <Myrtti> >______________________________<
[07:40]  * jussi01 is wathing ubuntu a bit :)
[09:36] <Myrtti> kill me gently, please
[09:49] <PriceChild> Myrtti?
[09:50] <PriceChild> bazhang: back now
[09:54] <PriceChild> floodbot3 doesn't seem to like putting mibbit exempts in #ubuntu, i opped 1 and all is good
[09:54] <Myrtti> PriceChild: hangover >__<
[09:54] <Myrtti> I'll *never* drink again (until the next time)
[10:29] <bazhang> PriceChild, there was some malfunction of the ubuntu-proxy-users bots letting in a user earlier; she decided to change to irssi rather than wait
[11:00]  * jussi01 is thinking about a new thing to do with the bot
 o add BOTNET on LINUX UBUNTU 7.10
[11:10] <ikonia> didn't look good
[11:10] <bazhang> exactly
[11:10] <bazhang> like we should trust his not on this server promise
[11:33] <PriceChild> bazhang: I think I fixed that above then.
[11:33] <bazhang> PriceChild, thanks :)
[11:34] <bazhang> did not know what to do but call for you.
[11:35] <PriceChild> always useful to say what you're wanting in a ping, and if its private, leave in pm :)
[11:35] <bazhang> oops :)
[12:20] <jrib> what does everyone think about adding a new trigger to ubottu:  In addition to "!factoid > nick", he should respond to "nick: read the private message ubottu has sent you about factoid"
[12:21] <Seeker`> jrib: why?
[12:21] <bazhang> would save a lot of typing jrib; seems like a very good idea
[12:21] <jpds> read the PM I've sent you*
[12:21] <Myrtti> jrib: ... but how it would be done?
[12:21] <jrib> because I'm getting tired of just having people ignore what I send them with !factoid > nick.  And I think part of the reason is that they filter out things that do not seem like natural language
[12:22] <Seeker`> jrib: they may well ignore it anyway
[12:23] <jrib> Seeker`: possibly.  But at least it seems like I've initiated a conversation with them
[12:23] <jpds> Seeker`: so... they suffer their problems and  can't complain
[12:23] <bazhang> aye, but at least we tried; some users ignore all external input: links, responses from others in channel, etc.
[12:23] <Pici> jrib: I have an alias setup that I use, /bot $0 $1 which does: say !$0 > $1 (Please see the private messsage from ubottu)
[12:23] <jrib> me too, that gets ignored a lot
[12:24] <jrib> I think addressing the person instead of the bot will help
[12:24] <jrib> Myrtti: assuming it's possible :)  It should be.  And I don't mind working on it when I get some time at the end of july
[12:25] <Pici> Well, they're already not looking at their hilights, so ubottu: tell user about something isnt going to get their attention any more
[12:25] <jrib> Pici: but that wasn't my suggestion :)
[12:26] <Pici> jrib: oh, I misread
[12:27] <jpds> jrib: I'll have a go at the code later after lunch.
[12:27] <jrib> jpds: thanks
[12:35] <Pici> jpds: If you're going to be looking at ubottu, perhaps you can see why !info package feisty doesnt work
[12:36] <jussi01> !info bitch feisty
[12:36] <jussi01> oh
[12:36] <jussi01> Ill fix that
[12:36] <Pici> Okay!
[12:41] <jussi01> !info bitchx feisty | Pici
[12:41] <jussi01> (thanks stdin)
[12:42] <Pici> jussi01: Thanks!
[12:42] <stdin> :)
[12:42] <Pici> thanks stdin!
[13:05] <pleia2> any #xubuntu folks around to deal with daurnimator? they've been flooding the channel with join/quit for quite some time now
[13:05] <Pici> excess flood messages you mean?
[13:05] <pleia2> yep
[13:06] <Pici> Hes been doing it in #freenode too...
[13:06] <Pici> and no, I can't do anything about it
[13:07] <pleia2> I know, you're not on the access list ;)
[13:07] <pleia2> PriceChild? Myrtti?
[13:07] <Myrtti> hmmhm
[13:07] <pleia2> see #xubuntu for daurnimator please :)
[13:08] <jussi01> !test > jrib
[13:08] <jussi01> stdin: you are so 1337 :D
[13:08] <stdin> heh :)
[13:14] <PriceChild> Myrtti: you can forward to ##fix_your_connection (might be a little wrong about that name) which will make them understand why they're banned
[13:22] <jrib> jussi01: how difficult is it to make him just catch 'jrib, please see the private meesage ubottu is about to send you about test'?
[13:22] <jussi01> jrib: talk to stdin, I just own HER. ;)
[13:23] <jrib> ok ok, her :)
[13:23] <Myrtti> ooh, naughty
[13:23]  * jussi01 growls
[13:23]  * Myrtti hides
[13:24]  * Myrtti is frightened with how well her giggling echoes around the channel
[13:24] <jussi01> (a big thanks to stdin for all the amazing bot work he has done)
[13:24] <Myrtti> *giggle*           *ggle*   *le*
[13:26]  * jrib branches
[13:26] <jussi01> shhh Myrtti
[13:27] <Tm_T> hmmmmmm
[13:27] <Myrtti> awww look at that
[13:27]  * Tm_T hugs Myrtti tightly
[13:27] <Myrtti> almost all my favourite boys are here :->
[13:27] <Tm_T> boys? where?
[13:27]  * Tm_T hides
[13:28]  * Myrtti pokes Tm_T's tummy
[13:28] <Myrtti> on related news: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[13:28]  * Myrtti hides
[13:32] <Myrtti> !love
[13:32] <Pici> ♥
[13:33] <jrib> bah, looks like I have to read about supybot
[13:34] <stdin> supybot is python, so if you know python you're half way there
[13:41] <jrib> stdin: but I see "registry.String('!','Prefix character for factoid display/editing')" and what I am suggesting would force the plugin to parse everything.  This might slow down ubottu a lot
[13:41] <stdin> it would, seeing as it would have to parse every message in every channel it's in
[13:42]  * Myrtti pokes her aliases
[13:42] <jrib> ah, but these things are just vars for the plugins anyway I guess
[13:42] <stdin> yeah, the config.py contains variables the plugin.py can check
[13:42] <jpds> jrib: The actual plugin is in plugin.py
[13:45] <Myrtti> I forgot I got business cards today
[13:46] <jrib> ok, I have a decent and easier to implement workaround in mind then.  I'll just set up an alias so that it says 'nick: see the private message ubottu is about to send you about factoid' and private messages ubottu to send the message
[13:47] <ubot3> In #ubuntuforums-beginners, m_newton2 said: !leet This is some random text converted to LEET and supper leet
[13:47] <Amaranth> uh, no
[13:47] <ubot3> In #ubuntuforums-beginners, m_newton2 said: !laol This is some random text converted to AOL
[13:47] <ubot3> In #ubuntuforums-beginners, m_newton2 said: !aol This is some random text converted to AOL
[13:47] <jrib> uh huh...
[13:49] <Hobbsee> jussi01: any idea why ubotu reports bug 164621 the way it does?
[13:50] <jussi01> Hobbsee: have you looked at the bug?
[13:50] <jussi01> ;)
[13:50] <Myrtti> was just thinking about the same
[13:51] <Myrtti> cannot locate teh porbelm
[13:51] <Hobbsee> oh, it's slightly slow
[13:51] <Hobbsee> it just reported it as critical
[13:51] <jussi01> oh
[13:51] <Hobbsee> looks like a temp change or something
[13:51] <jussi01> bug 164621
[13:56] <stdin> Hobbsee: it was set to Critical today, see the log
[13:57] <stdin> and it's possible that the +text bit doesn't update as quickly as the html version, but I wouldn't know
[13:58] <Hobbsee> stdin: yeah, that's what eventually was discovered.
[13:58] <Hobbsee> stdin: sorry for the noise
[13:59] <stdin> I don't mind, gives me a break from pbuilder :)
[14:01] <Hobbsee> hah
[14:01] <Hobbsee> pbuilder isn't so evil, surely?
[14:10] <stdin> not evil, but it's a good thing to blame when things don't go your way
[16:42] <hannibal> bazzzzhaannnggg ooooooohhh bazzzhaanngggg
[16:42] <bazhang> blankhead how may we help you
[16:43] <elky> hannibal, do you need something?
[16:43] <Pici> He is banforwarded here
[16:43] <hannibal> what cha doing bazhang
[16:44] <elky> Pici, on what basis?
[16:44] <hannibal> man brother dont u have shift dude? u been on since last night do u evert sleep dude
[16:44] <bazhang> he claims his friend was abusive, and hurling expletives; this is the alleged friend.
[16:44] <bazhang> identical ip and name though.
[16:44] <hannibal> not alleged, he admitted gult
[16:44] <Pici> elky: Trolling #ubuntu it looks like.
[16:44] <hannibal> did i ever say he was on another pc
[16:45] <hannibal> nooo i said he used my computer he was hanging out listening to music u know fiddle with the compiz and booya evil joke on me
[16:45] <elky> bazhang, and he's so innocent that he knows you've been online the whole time... im about as convinced as you are at this point.
[16:45] <hannibal> bazhang must drink some strong coffee to be up til now
[16:45] <hannibal> where ur from bazhang
[16:46] <elky> the opposite side of the world to you.
[16:46] <Jack_Sparrow> hannibal Can you stick to the topic of this discussion
[16:46] <Jack_Sparrow> hannibal You are responsible for everything that happens here that comes from your PC/IP
[16:46] <bazhang> blankhead, you said you did not do it, then that you did; now we are back to your friend doing it?
[16:47] <hannibal> yes sir captian jack sparrow
[16:47] <Jack_Sparrow> bazhang Cant tell the payer without a program it seems
[16:47] <Jack_Sparrow> player
[16:48] <bazhang> Jack_Sparrow, exactly; his story grows ever the more convoluted.
[16:48] <hannibal> nice vocab bazhang
[16:49] <hannibal> educated man i see educated indeed oh right
[16:49]  * elky raises an eyebrow
[16:49] <elky> you may want to take the situation more seriously, mr lecter
[16:50] <Jack_Sparrow> I'd say he needs a week to figure out how to setup a password / lock so other people dont use his PC and cause him and us problems
[16:50] <hannibal> come on clarice, im serious about this
[16:50] <hannibal> hhhmmm
[16:50] <bazhang> at least a week
[16:50]  * Pici doesnt even know why we're even bothering
[16:50] <hannibal> well ur right but i shared my account with my friends u know
[16:50] <hannibal> i should've used windows in this case
[16:51] <hannibal> i should've told him hey jsut tear up that OS
[16:51] <hannibal> and keep the sexy ubuntu os all to myself
[16:51] <bazhang> hannibal, please /part
[16:51] <hannibal> <slurp slurp slurp>
[16:51] <hannibal> not unless captain jack sparrows give the order
[16:51] <elky> fail
[16:52] <jpds> Ops: 1 Loser: 0
[16:52] <Jack_Sparrow> Walk the plank my friend.. come back in a week
[16:52] <Jack_Sparrow> elky Do you have ops in offtopic?
[16:52] <elky> i hope so
[16:53] <elky> why?
[16:53] <Pici> I dont think we should have wasted that much time on that... /me shrugs
[16:53] <Jack_Sparrow> Please review a user jessica from yesterday, she was banned for illegal activities that she admitted in ubuntu, and went to offtopic and continued them
[16:53] <elky> Pici, we'd be accused of various miscarriages if we had not
[16:54]  * Pici shrugs
[16:54] <Hobbsee> elky: is the CC really likely to do anything about it?
[16:55] <elky> Hobbsee, the CC cannot really stop the hassle of putting up with said whinging and accusations. they still take time.
[16:55] <elky> the CC isnt quite omnipotent or all powerful
[16:55] <elky> (the other omni word)
[16:56] <Pici> omniscient
[16:56] <elky> yes, that
[16:56] <Jack_Sparrow> I just found out quickbooks is supposed to work under wine.. I need to go find out for sure
[16:56] <bazhang> jessica should clearly be banned from -ot
[16:57] <bazhang> talking about vandalism, cracking etc.
[16:57] <bazhang> ie what she had done and wanted instructions on how to do more
[16:57] <Pici> Jack_Sparrow: I wouldnt hesitate to call ! ops in -offtopic next time, I do it all the time in #kubuntu
[16:57] <bazhang> pici he did
[16:57] <Jack_Sparrow> pici I did
[16:57] <Pici> oh
[16:57] <bazhang> no one answered
[16:57] <elky> this is something im not seeing, bazhang. how long ago
[16:58] <Jack_Sparrow> we can see the time on my ban in ubuntu it wasnt long after that
[16:58] <PriceChild> nalioth: elky: LjL: I'm going to change #xubuntu and #xubuntu-offtopic to give us access in the same way as #ubuntu so we needn't go through the holding nick, and -F cody?
[16:58] <bazhang> roughly 7 hours ago elky
[16:58] <bazhang> or a bit more
[16:59] <elky> ah. i was LUGging tonight
[16:59] <Jack_Sparrow> bantracker shows  	Jun 26 2008 21:12:09
[17:00] <Jack_Sparrow> add an hour or so
[17:00] <elky> btw, we need to do something about the mibbit stuff && floodbots. either stop alleging they work, or fix them
[17:00] <PriceChild> elky: I 'think' I fixed them?
[17:01] <PriceChild> floodbot3 doesn't do exempts, so i deopped it and opped 1 then everything worked
[17:01] <elky> when was this?
[17:01] <bazhang> same time frame or a bit later
[17:02]  * elky is going through a todo list, so it may be antiquated
[17:02] <PriceChild> when i woke up
[17:02] <PriceChild> todayish
[17:02] <PriceChild> I tested it and it worked fine for me.
[17:02] <elky> ok, you beat me to the punch is all :)
[17:02] <Pici> elky: grep jessica #ubuntu-offtopic -n2 ---> http://pastebin.com/f4fe6ad9c
[17:03] <elky> hahha... line 6 says it all
[17:03] <elky> translation: 'where is the line, i want to push it'
[17:04] <bazhang> wow the ban evaders are getting brazen
[17:06] <elky> bazhang, hmm?
[17:06] <bazhang> uplink
[17:06] <bazhang> still banned from a week ago
[17:16] <bazhang> http://paste.ubuntu.com/23335/ his log (uplink)
[17:18] <bazhang> elky, ^^
[17:18] <elky> ah. is he back now?
[17:19] <bazhang> yeah elky , and that (above) is the relevant paste from when he was banned
[17:20] <elky> if he's a ban evader, why is he able to join from the same address?
[17:21] <bazhang> that was what I wondered
[17:21] <elky> are you sure you +b'd or did you just /remove
[17:21] <elky> that log just shows the /remove
[17:21] <bazhang> the log does not show the +b; should it?
[17:22] <elky> well, until i see it, i dont know it exists :Þ
[17:22] <bazhang> hehe
[17:22] <elky> itd help to figure why it didnt work too
[17:22] <Pici> It should show it in the log
[17:23] <Pici> I see a mute from a bit earlier
[17:23] <bazhang> was sure I did ban him; must be early alzheimers
[17:24] <elky> bazhang, happens to the best of us. hawk him though.
[17:24] <Pici> bazhang: nope, looks like just a remove, I checked my logs
[17:24] <bazhang> will do elky
[17:24] <bazhang> Pici, thanks
[18:07] <bazhang> Uplink is just trolling at this point.
[20:00] <bazhang> well that was fun
[20:00] <Pici> Was it?
[20:00] <bazhang> Uplink knows he has to be on his best behaviour
[20:01] <bazhang> almost wish we had #ubuntu-teens
[20:01] <bazhang> I know the reasons why not
[20:01] <Pici> #ubuntu-youts
[20:01] <bazhang> haha
[20:07] <Jack_Sparrow> Another reference to a classic movie
[20:07] <nalioth>  #freenode-/dev/null  ( from which there is no return )
[20:07] <Pici> curiosity will kill me, won't it?
[20:08]  * nalioth makes up room names as he goes
[20:08] <nalioth> no such channel
[20:08] <nalioth> wishful thinking and all that . .
[20:08] <Pici> oh
[20:08] <nalioth> you will never get a channel name out of me that REALLY shunts users off to /dev/null
[20:24] <Jack_Sparrow> Ubottu has a cool new feature  <ubottu> janne-5011, please see my private message
[20:50] <Seeker`> Seveas should enable nick protection for "ubuntu"
[20:53] <PriceChild> Seeker`: ubuntu is the default nick on a few clients iirc
[20:53] <PriceChild> or at least was
[21:04] <Seeker`> mmm
[21:04] <Seeker`> the nick should still be protected :P
[21:10] <PriceChild> Well its registered so they can't identify as it.
[21:19] <Seeker`> i realise that
[21:20] <Seeker`> that doesn't stop them using the nick though
[21:21] <PriceChild> why shouldn't they use it?
[22:37] <mneptok> http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com
[22:56] <ompaul> mneptok, howabout the dmca version takethatwebsitedown.com
[22:58] <Seeker`> takethatwebsitedown, the newest character in "stoppit and tidy up"
[22:59] <Seeker`> or am I the only one that remembers that program
[22:59] <ompaul> Seeker`, it is your eclectic duty to inform us of it (or the short version - "yes")
[23:00] <Seeker`> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoppit_and_tidy_up