[00:07] In ubottu, Caru said: oh is this your private message? [00:07] ... [00:07] that is HILARIOUS [00:07] indeed it is! [00:08] "oooohhh is this you speshul place" [00:08] s/you/your/ [00:09] in the channel ubottu says "please see my private message" and, apparently, Caru just discovered what ubottu was talking about [00:09] word for word [00:10] I feel dirty [00:15] * Flannel wonders why anyone would have the name of potato man [01:39] Dragnslcr called the ops in #kubuntu (Denise) [02:50] In ubottu, felipe__ said: I see. is it ok if I ask u a q [02:53] ubottu: tell felipe__ about yourself [03:01] grr, why does ubottu ignore my pms? [03:01] danbhfive: What do you mean? [03:02] rather, when Im in pm mode, it doesnt respond. It only accepts /msg ubottu style pms [03:03] I dont know what you call it, pm "mode" [03:03] in a query [03:03] right, [03:03] it should. What are you trying? [03:03] actually, it might just be skipping repeats, sorry for the confusion [03:03] yeah, it does that [03:04] but I am here to correct a factoid, so feel free to watch my work [03:04] danbhfive: We'll get the corrections even without you saying them in this channel [03:05] mk [03:05] will it correct all the alias's too? [03:05] aliases are just that, aliases. [03:06] think of them as symlinks [03:08] In ubottu, danbhfive said: !no, pidgin is The Instant Messenger Client Pidgin (formerly Gaim) (http://help.ubuntu.com/community/Pidgin) supports MSN, Jabber, AIM, Gadu-Gadu, Novell Groupwise, ICQ and IRC. See also !Kopete [03:11] Thanks for catching that danbhfive. (also, notice the penultimate part of the topic of this channel) [03:13] ah yes, I'll cya later then : ) [04:40] In ubottu, danbhfive said: !no, webcam is Instructions for using webcams with Ubuntu can be found at https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Webcam - Supported cams: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/HardwareSupportComponentsMultimediaWebCameras - To purchase a FSF recommended webcam: http://www.fsf.org/resources/hw/cameras [04:43] danbhfive: You don't need to join this channel everytime you do that you know. [04:44] hehe, ok, just curious to see whatever response there is to my changes : ) [04:45] I guess you can pm me if you don't like it [04:45] oh, don't worry. we'll respond if necessary [04:45] what he added is redundant. [04:45] * Flannel thinks he's going to try and touch every single factoid. [04:47] In ubottu, danbhfive said: !no, wireless is Wireless documentation can be found at https://help.ubuntu.com/community/WifiDocs - To purchase a FSF recommended wifi card: http://www.fsf.org/resources/hw/net/wireless/cards.html [04:48] Today, danbhfive found the FSF website. [05:02] heh [05:08] hello, is there a way for me to have Ubuntu redetect my monitors? [05:10] ASrock: #ubuntu is the support channel. /msg ubot3 fixres [05:10] I cant get into #ubuntu [05:11] why not? [05:11] idk, it just forewards me to #ubuntu-read-topic and it says there to come here for help [05:12] did you read the topic? [05:12] ya [05:12] did you read the link the topic gave you? [05:13] now i am [05:19] i tried what the link told me and it didnt work [05:19] armrp: may I test you? [05:20] sure [05:20] hmmm [05:20] ok [05:20] somethign tells me he didn't pay attention to the links [05:21] jrib: did you do that? [05:21] armrp: yes [05:21] (you didn't pass the test) [05:21] can you tell me whats wrong? [05:22] armrp: you did not do what the link instructed [05:23] ya, i went to my network settings and it already sait port 8001 (like the site said to do) so i tried undoing it but i guess that didnt work ether [05:23] armrp: you need to connect on port 8001 to freenode. After you change the setting you need to disconnect and reconnect [05:24] kk [05:25] ...didnt work [05:25] ASrock: how do you know? [05:25] because i just tried connecting to #ubuntu and it sent me to #ubuntu-read-topic again [05:26] ASrock: yes, because we have to test you first, then one of us removes the ban if you pass [05:26] oh [05:26] ASrock: do you want to be tested again? [05:26] yes please [05:26] * jrib sighs [05:28] are the results better this time? [05:28] ASrock: no. The exploit disconnected you [05:28] ASrock: what client are you using? [05:28] xchat [05:29] ASrock: are you sure you are changing the port for the right server? [05:29] ya i changed irc.freenode.net to irc.freenode.net/8001 [05:32] ASrock: how about irc.ubuntu.com? [05:33] im connected to the server, what channel...#ubuntu? [05:33] ASrock: change the port for irc.ubuntu.com to 8001 [05:35] then i cant even connect to the server [05:36] well irc.ubuntu.com and irc.freenode.net are the same. Try closing xchat and coming back so I can test you again [05:36] im gonna try a different client quick [05:37] you need to fix whatever client you will be using in #ubuntu [05:41] ok the new client isnt working ether [05:41] ASrock: as I said, I need to test you and unban you manually [05:41] i dont get it though why does ubuntu only not work when ##linux and #ubuntu-ops work [05:41] ASrock: you didn't read the link [05:42] what link? [05:42] ASrock: your router has a bug which lets anyone that wants to disconnect you [05:42] so, how do i fix it? [05:42] to make it less attractive for people to use it in #ubuntu, we make sure that affected people fix it before they can rejoin #ubuntu [05:42] ASrock: you connect on port 8001 [05:43] but that is how i am already connected [05:43] may I test you? [05:43] ya [05:43] ................................. [05:43] nalioth: port 8001 is still working right? [05:45] so am i connected right? [05:45] huh? [05:45] no, you were disconnected [05:45] if you connect to 8001, you should not be disconnected [05:46] ok just a sec [06:00] night [07:52] Moins [07:52] Howdy jussi01 [07:52] Hi there flannel [09:31] In #ubuntu-offtopic, snuxoll said: !touchdis-#ubuntu-offtopic is Sorry, I can't touch 'dis. [09:36] In #ubuntu-offtopic, snuxoll said: !cookies is cookies are delicious delicates. [09:49] mur. [09:50] ah good, someone else is alive! [09:50] or, maybe. Myrtti, do you classify yourself as alive at the moment? [09:51] I'm alive too [09:52] Flannel: unfortunately yes [10:01] who is this Gary person [10:03] Myrtti: check his hostmask, and cower in fear [10:04] pft. [10:04] I've bribed one of those already with salmiakkikossu [10:05] yes, well, I don't think you'll sway Gary so easily with all your fancy K words. [10:05] Gary: bring back gazzak, long live gazzak [10:07] Alright. Time for me to hibernate. [10:22] hehe [10:22] can someone send me an encrypted email to johnvivirito@gmail.com [10:24] gnomefreak: 0x3C1C3C2A? [10:24] no let me get it [10:24] 0x764D5E13 jpds [10:31] jpds: thanks [10:31] No problem. [12:16] nice boring day :) [12:17] oh shut up [12:17] dpkg-deb: subprocess paste killed by signal (Broken pipe) [12:17] hehe :P [13:07] eh eh. http://mdzlog.wordpress.com/2008/08/31/speaking-out-with-stickers/ [13:07] >__< [13:35] bwaha. poor mdz got aoirthoir'd [14:03] my life is sometimes too hilarious to bare [14:05] elkbuntu: at least he didn't write a book, as he's done in SOME blogs x_x [14:05] yeah [14:05] I still can't believe that sticker [14:06] Myrtti, sadly, i can. [14:07] it's like - Was the AD on crack?! [14:07] i do believe it's a prerequisite to being an advertising designer [14:07] or who ever the idiot was that conjured that piece of crap of a sticker up [14:08] I'd say stronger words but someone might be offended by it [14:08] though I do believe they can't reach the amount I've reached [14:09] * elkbuntu huggles Myrtti [14:09] and - sadly - my friends at #lugradio have infected my brains with cursewords envolving female genitalia [14:09] s/env/inv/ [14:10] I need more brain bleach to survive the day [14:10] Myrtti, i agree with the notion you are thinking, purely because if only they were, they'd understand the burden ;) [14:11] as a matter of fact - I might go to #lugradio to vent because there still seems to be significant amount of male idiocy in those parts of freenode [14:12] I.ve just been catching up on logs [14:13] From august's 1st.. Fail [14:14] Ah. [14:14] Damn. [14:14] EWINDOW [14:29] 16:28 @,- Virus [n=misterio@223.85-84-56.dynamic.clientes.euskaltel.es] has quit [Excess Flood] [14:32] hii [14:33] flooded at -fi [14:33] @login [14:33] The operation succeeded. [14:33] The operation succeeded. [14:35] !ops-#ubuntu-fi is ninnnu, ath, Reaby, Nakkel, Vililikku, Tm_T, Myrtti, mjr, Koffa, Mirv, Telep, rhkfin tai heikki! AAAPPPUUUUVA! apuva, apuva aaapuuuva! [14:35] I'll remember that, Myrtti [14:36] Tm_T: :-D [14:36] ^ [14:36] *snork* [14:36] * Tm_T huggles Myrtti [14:36] ETOOMANYVOWELS [14:37] it's a joke [14:37] isn't ubot3`'s database a replicate of ubottu? [14:38] is it live database or is it just replicated now and then? [14:38] !-ops-#ubuntu-fi [14:38] ops-#ubuntu-fi has no aliases - added by Myrtti on 2008-09-01 13:35:53 [14:39] !lovetoo [14:39] Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. [14:42] !ops-#ubuntu-fi [14:42] ninnnu, ath, Reaby, Nakkel, Vililikku, Tm_T, Myrtti, mjr, Koffa, Mirv, Telep, rhkfin tai heikki! AAAPPPUUUUVA! apuva, apuva aaapuuuva! [14:42] :--P [14:42] goddamn I hate the bot they've got at -fi [14:42] I really do [14:43] if there was a sensible way of ignoring all the useless messages it spits [14:43] but no [15:16] well that hasn't happened in a while [15:36] INTERNETZZZ!!!!!! :D [15:37] INTERNETZZZ!!! [15:37] * jussi01 has internetz :) [15:37] (new place...) [15:38] jussi01: congrats [15:38] Im here for a month - it would be horrible with out internetz [15:39] * Tm_T visited registry office today [15:41] have to visit again after atleast a week or so [15:42] Tm_T: getting married? [15:42] :P [15:42] uh, well, actually, as I have told you, yes (:) [15:42] oh god [15:42] jussi01: yes, daddy has a new family [15:43] Myrtti: yes? [15:43] I guess I'll have to buy a flowery frock?! [15:43] for whichever party I'll attend [15:43] perhaps [15:43] ewww flowers [15:43] cuties [15:43] pink fluffy ones! [15:43] eeeeewwwww [15:43] pink flurry pointy ones? [15:44] me, in a flowery frock... [15:44] flurry ? [15:44] I hope someone hides the cameras [15:44] Myrtti: we both hates cameras, so, yes [15:45] Myrtti: though you would and will be worth of photoing, my dear little sister [15:45] I've not worn a flowery frock since... errr.. [15:45] hold on [15:45] * Mez hands Tm_T a hanky... you've got something on your nose [15:45] Myrtti: have you ever?? [15:45] :P [15:45] Mez: just if you knew =) [15:45] Tm_T, ? [15:46] jussi01: hmmmm no [15:46] :-D [15:46] no wait [15:46] Mez: what is in my nose... [15:46] Myrtti: you have [15:46] I was 15 and I bought *RIDICULOUSLY* short minifrock [15:46] Tm_T, I just spotted something brown on there ;) [15:46] Mez: not only that, sir [15:46] and my history teacher made a cheeky remark [15:46] Myrtti: green and yellow and... mmm, hungry [15:47] Myrtti: hmh [15:47] it barely covered my ass. And I had loooong stockings. [15:47] oh the hubris of youth [15:47] anyway [15:47] mmmm... miniskirts [15:47] Myrtti: hmh, why I didn't see that? ): [15:48] Tm_T: because you still wore diapers then [15:48] no I didn't [15:48] it was year before [15:49] * Tm_T imagines his/her child few years later running with diapers [15:50] Tm_T, his/her? Are you confused about your gender now? [15:51] s/now/again/ [15:51] Mez: no, problem is that both are inaccurate in my case [15:51] and in my age [15:51] see, we're twins [15:51] identical [15:51] very [15:51] * Mez is afk -> head is exploding [15:51] * Myrtti giggles [15:51] (:) [15:51] * Myrtti gives Mez a roll of duct tape [15:51] s/ex/as/ [15:52] Mez: you learn it some day, hopefully soon [15:52] * Myrtti rolls some tape on Mez's head carefully [15:52] hrrr, three babies and 2 marriages atleast in next 2(?) months [15:53] joys of familylife [15:53] * Myrtti gives a kiss on Mez's cheek and pats his bum... you'll be fine now [15:53] * Tm_T wants kiss and/or pats too... [15:53] you'll get a hug [15:53] * Myrtti hugs Tm_T [15:53] ooh, even better (:) [15:53] * Tm_T huggggs Myrtti [15:54] * Tm_T is happy now [15:54] mmmm, I was cleaning -> [16:23] silly question [16:24] can I join more than 20 channels in freenode or do I have to make a request? [16:25] you have to ask [16:25] Myrtti: you need +u I think [16:25] or was it e? [16:25] u [16:25] yes, u [16:25] ok [16:25] just checking [16:26] u for unlimited :) [16:26] umm, 255 is limit I believe [16:27] oh shut up you [16:27] aye sir! [16:35] +u for "hyperion has too many umodes" [16:36] (Hyperion has a +* and a +@. If you're looking for umodes that make sense, look elsewhere.) [16:43] wooooo ♥ https://bugs.edge.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+bug/263668 [16:43] Launchpad bug 263668 in ubuntu "FFe - mobile broadband wizard and database for network-manager 0.7" [Wishlist,In progress] [16:43] "as this will go into main asap, i directly subscribed ubuntu-release" [16:43] I'm so proud [16:45] Myrtti: absolutely fantastic :D [16:45] I feel like a midwife [16:45] * Tm_T feels like a pervert peeping delivery [16:45] I mean, erm [16:46] ._____________. [16:46] hey, I am bystander anyway ): [16:46] I tried to help, but me [16:46] h [16:47] peeping perverts :-< [16:47] fail on the proverb etc. section detected [16:47] all men to pumps [16:47] er [16:47] that didn't sound good either [16:47] hrrr [16:48] * jussi01 is hungry, thinking whether he should go to pizza place outside his door, or shop down the road (and cook something) [17:29] juliux: Could you please change the topic of #ubuntu-de to tell people about the ongoing Ubuntu classroom this week in #ubuntu-classroom. [17:30] bullgard4: perhaps [17:31] hm, #ubuntu-irc isn't +s [17:33] Myrtti: and? [17:33] Myrtti: it shouldn't [17:33] just a gentle reminder ;-) [17:33] ie. nudge [17:33] ie. EXACTLY [17:33] ah (:) [17:33] * Tm_T is slow [17:34] I'm also covered with dust [17:39] bullgard4: done [17:39] juliux: Thank you. [17:40] Go Daniel! === ubot3` is now known as ubot3 [17:55] nalioth: how old is ubot3s database? [17:56] Myrtti: within the hour [17:56] why do you ask? [17:56] !ops-#ubuntu-fi [17:56] ninnnu, ath, Reaby, Nakkel, Vililikku, Tm_T, Myrtti, mjr, Koffa, Mirv, Telep, rhkfin tai heikki! AAAPPPUUUUVA! apuva, apuva aaapuuuva! [17:56] sorry [17:56] Yay for highlights. [17:56] I made that one earlier today... [17:59] 19:59 -'@: !-ops-#ubuntu-fi [17:59] 19:59 < ubot3> Factoid ops-#ubuntu-fi not found [18:00] !-ops-#ubuntu-fi [18:00] ops-#ubuntu-fi has no aliases - added by Myrtti on 2008-09-01 13:35:53 [18:02] nope, it doesn't work [18:02] so the database is not up to sync [18:03] Tm_T can confirm >__> [18:03] I just highlighted all of you in #ubuntu-fi [18:04] or alternatively - something escapes my logic [18:04] which is probable too [18:04] Myrtti: out of sync is most viable explanation [18:04] interesting [18:04] I believe those are synced only once a day or so [18:05] Tm_T: i run an hourly cronjob [18:05] Tm_T: well that depends on what nalioth has decided to do [18:05] nalioth: oh, then, weird [18:05] 16:35 -'@: !ops-#ubuntu-fi is [18:05] Myrtti: I know [18:05] so it's ~3.5 hours late [18:05] right? [18:05] no? [18:05] it is [18:05] yes [18:05] no maths fail today! [18:05] woo [18:06] Myrtti: you missed only with few seconds [18:06] try it now [18:07] Myrtti: 28 seconds actually [18:07] nalioth: still [18:07] nalioth: no worky [18:09] crap [18:09] * Myrtti hands nalioth a piece of strawberry soap [18:10] nibble this a bit and then rinse [18:10] works fine for me [18:10] ubot3: ops-#ubuntu-fi [18:10] ninnnu, ath, Reaby, Nakkel, Vililikku, Tm_T, Myrtti, mjr, Koffa, Mirv, Telep, rhkfin tai heikki! AAAPPPUUUUVA! apuva, apuva aaapuuuva! [18:10] meh [18:10] true [18:11] now it works [18:11] finally [18:11] awww, dammit, i burnt the garlic bread... [18:11] * nalioth hates bots ( but has a corral full of 'em ) [18:16] * jussi01 is having an extremely healthy dinner... not! :P [18:23] I so badly need a masseur [18:23] :-< [18:23] can't turn my head to right at all [18:24] guinea pigs + roller ball [18:27] hehe [18:28] nalioth: meh [18:45] Hmm, fedora. [18:45] one community member banned for a while [18:45] ohh well [18:46] whut where [18:46] #u. [18:48] scrambledegg has left the channel [18:49] s/channel/building/ [19:27] * jpds wonders what #kubuntu-bunker is for. [19:32] bunk beds assignments, I think. [19:36] That was interesting [19:42] apart from ##politics, anyone got an idea where I could ask a basic american politics question (safely) [19:42] this isn't funny ;__; [19:42] I've once again lost some of my mail [19:42] hehe [19:43] it's not funny [19:43] oh... :( [19:43] I've lost the final reports of two of my summer coders [19:43] TWICE [19:43] I've lost *all* my work email for past two months [19:43] Myrtti: Why/how? [19:44] I've got no idea - some setting in claws-mail makes it vanish [19:45] and apparently my body really tries to tell me something - damned sciatica [20:12] ok so apparently I'm losing my mind [20:12] nevermind me [20:16] o/ [20:16] \o [20:16] http://ping.fm/oFTWG [20:16] mwhahah [20:16] what a witty title [20:17] chroot isn't a security measure! [21:50] nned candy need candy need candy... [21:50] lo jussi01 [21:50] did I mention I need some candy? [21:50] Hi Seeker` [21:50] at least you can eat candy [21:51] Seeker`: Im addicted to sugar... shush [21:52] me too, I just cant eat it [21:52] * Myrtti huggles Seeker` [21:52] poor Seeker` [21:52] thanks Myrtti [21:52] Seeker`: that is probably one of the worst things that I can think of... *huggles* [21:53] * Myrtti noms dried mango and papaya tidbits [21:54] who needs candy anyway... [21:54] me!!! [21:54] and akshully now that I think of this... [21:54] Seeker`: you are diabetic? [21:54] now I also understand why I took the mail incident so personally [21:55] yup [21:55] and also - why I've felt nauseous and dizzy today [21:55] GODDAMN [21:55] Myrtti: why? [21:55] because I've forgotten my meds atleast today - if not also yesterday [21:56] :O [21:56] I've got to stb myself again in about 5 minutes [21:57] poor Seeker` [21:57] actually, will do it now [21:57] four capsules left - and months worth of pills is about 40€... oh sigh. [21:58] * Myrtti takes a handful of dried papaya and noms [22:01] !hammertime-#ubuntu-offtopic [22:01] ━━▊ ━━▊ ━━▊ [22:01] there, feels better already [22:04] The onlyadvantage to diabetes is free prescriptions [22:05] !guidelines [22:05] The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines [22:06] I need to reboot my brain. words "the onlyl advantage" and "guidelines" combined make me think of "Ubuntu Genuine Advantage" [22:33] * jussi01 hands Myrtti a nice warm glas of milk... sleep now :) [22:36] ubottu: ♥ [22:37] !♥ is I LOVE YOU [22:38] lol. AWESOME! [22:47] hey guys, can anybody help with my website? im running an ubuntu server http://sourmath.com/ [22:53] right... [23:02] lol [23:02] !hammertime-#ubuntu-offtopic | Nafallo [23:02] Nafallo: ━━▊ ━━▊ ━━▊ [23:04] !♥ | Myrtti [23:04] Dear $DEITY, Give me strength to understand and work with users who question my logic, the rules, netiquette and common sense. Give me resilience to teach them the basics of Linux, Ubuntu, Community Guidelines and IRC. Allow me not to stray to nitpicking, argument, foul language or leisure op abuse. Deliver me my daily xkcd, User Friendly, LWN, /. and Planet Ubuntu, and guard over my encrypted drives. Let it be so. [23:04] FAIL [23:04] ubottu: ♥ [23:04] meeh [23:05] that's odd [23:10] In #kubuntu, _2 said: ubottu pebcak is http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pebcak&redirect=no [23:14] In #kubuntu, _2 said: ubottu no pebcak is http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebcak [23:14] !scope [23:14] We don't need factoids for *everything* ;) [23:15] ubottu: scope > _2 [23:20] incoming, I *hope* [23:20] ubottu: !♥ is I LOVE YOU [23:21] ubottu isn't unicode? [23:21] Sorry, I don't know anything about isn't unicode? [23:21] exactly [23:27] http://pastebin.com/f2ff08c2d [23:27] :( [23:28] and - MY GOD I love pastebinit and the fact it's done in python [23:30] moo_cow: can we help you? [23:32] * moo_cow fertilizes nalioth flowers [23:32] brb, got to go give some milk [23:36] In ubottu, unop said: abusethebot is msgthebot [23:40] nalioth: why is moo_cow still here? [23:40] * moo_cow eats Seeker`s grass [23:41] moo_cow: why are you here? [23:41] moo [23:41] anyone know why moo_cow keeps joining? [23:41] nalioth: to annoy us? [23:42] anyone have any banforwards set? [23:47] @bansearch moo_cow [23:47] Match: *!*@208-117-11-160.block5.gvtc.com!#ubuntu-ops by ikonia in #ubuntu on Jul 16 2008 09:28:56 (ID: 2616) [23:47] Match: *!*@208-117-11-160.block5.gvtc.com!#ubuntu-ops by ikonia in #ubuntu on Jul 16 2008 09:28:56 (ID: 2616) [23:47] Match: *!*@208-117-11-160.block5.gvtc.com!#ubuntu-ops by ikonia in #ubuntu on Jul 16 2008 09:28:56 (ID: 2616) [23:48] does that answer your question? [23:50] yes [23:51] how long has ikonia been an op for? [23:53] @btlogin [23:53] and LjL is back! [23:53] I must havebeen gone a long time [23:53] nah [23:54] ban forward for user dmesg for trolling with irc scripts. Can be removed after a short period, but left in place in case he fancies coming back in in the next few days. Was also a pain with said scripts in #ubuntu-ops, but better there, than #ubuntu [23:54] ikonia, Jul 16 2008 15:50:05 [23:54] for *!*@208-117-11-160.block5.gvtc.com!#ubuntu-ops