[00:20] i need some help with an 881u usb connect card [00:26] no help here i guess [02:10] i need help with my zipper. [02:13] mneptok: nah, just respond to him with his ident. [02:14] ident, elky. OK? just ... ident. [02:14] ;) [02:15] mneptok: no, his ident. which is .... which means you'd say .... to him. [02:15] see above. ;) [02:16] i'm not understanding you [02:16] (this is where you say "ident, too") [02:17] ah. now i get it. sorry. i'm beyond exhausted at the moment [03:03] danbh_intrepid called the ops in #ubuntu () [03:03] yes I did [03:03] btw, flood bots are broken [03:04] danbh_intrepid: we know, thanks though. [03:04] ok, just checking [03:04] thanks [03:11] now he's flooding the floodbots :| [03:20] whats wrong with the floodbots? [03:26] stdin: I'm the one who removed him... weird. [04:29] meh. poops. [04:31] no thanks. got my own. [04:33] I hate mornings [05:44] bazhang: is that a timed one? or what? [05:45] Flannel, have him in PM　now [05:51] Phantom [05:52] What? [05:53] have him in PM too. [05:53] You just have a query magnet [05:53] hehe [05:53] here there is american girl ? [05:55] mneptok: oneal would like to have a hot and saucy PM with you ;) [05:55] :) [05:55] (if only scarring people for life was allowed under the CoC) [06:04] In #ubuntu, Macrosoft said: !facepalm is fail [06:04] ubottu: tell Macrosoft about scope [06:12] bazhang: That's not necessary. [06:12] Flannel, what? [06:12] he is in PM with me now [06:12] bazhang: 22:12 < bazhang> ubuntutlups, you still here? [06:13] Flannel, tough love. [06:13] bazhang: Don't be a dick. [06:13] Flannel, myob [06:13] bazhang: No. Your attitude is my, and everyone else's business. [06:14] You're an operator, you need to exemplary. [06:14] three PM's not enough? [06:15] I have *no* idea what you're doing in PMs, but in the channel, that's uncalled for. [06:15] If you're busy in PMs, then take care of your PMs, don't stretch yourself too thin. [06:16] right; I do the PMs for fun, not to help people. [06:17] bazhang: Don't take help into queries. We even have a factoid for that. [06:18] he PM'ed me [06:18] Tell him to keep it in the channel. It happens all the time, you have to remind them to keep it in the channel. [06:18] If its disciplinary and/or behavioral, there are channels for that too (here would be a good candidate) [06:18] to each his own. [06:19] bazhang: As long as your queries don't cause you to become snippish in channels, I have no problem with them, and yes, you're welcome to do whatever you want. But "I have queries open" isn't an excuse for becoming a bad citizen. [06:20] I starting to believe that magnesium/calcium/vitamin supplement might have big deal over my backpains [06:20] yeah, lest the idiots start using it as their excuse too [06:31] just a thought here [06:31] would it be in place to have ops at #u as floodbots don't work? [06:31] Myrtti: we have ops in #u [06:32] * Flannel obviously doesn't understand. [06:32] I've got a feeling some of the floodspammers have made a run'n'flood there because they know floodbots are broken [06:32] perhaps having visible ops presence would scare them? [06:32] Well, not much we can do about it except stay vigilant. Ah [06:32] note: just a thought [06:32] vigilant of whom? [06:33] I'm not sure it'd help. They know they can probably get off a few lines before anyone reacts anyway. [06:33] true [06:33] that's what they count on [06:33] Why is the third floodbot still gone anyway? Whos is it? [06:33] nalioths [06:34] might have something to do with the current situation of Texas - might have not. [06:35] Myrtti: at very least it has to do with his inability to restart it [06:35] yup [06:36] i'm waiting for him to return on dialup to say his 2-week old broadband modem died in the hurricane [06:37] I'm horrified to think what else might have happened [06:37] maybe one month before they get electricity there [06:37] So, shouldn't we put some sort of plan (probably already have one, for all I know) for having floodbots 4,5, and 6 ready to step in and fill the gap? [06:38] we should - the problem is that Lorenzo's on the Alps with ~no access to his servers and on mobile dialup [06:38] and Mez hasn't been online on IRC for ~five or six days [06:39] or has been, but not been actively present [06:39] who here knows how they work? i'll set an account up on my linode for one when i get home tonight [06:40] well, if we're comign up with something, I've got a fairly reliable connection at home. [06:40] oh wait; I'm a 'bad citizen'. nvm [06:40] ho hum [06:40] you kids [06:40] Flannel: home connections are to be discouraged, they're liable to flaking [06:41] mine has stayed up for 6 months and the ip hasn't changed once \o/ [06:41] elky_work: Fair enough. Although I haven't had problems with mine lately. Although I do think the cleaning lady pulls the plug at least once a year. [06:42] elky_work: But, "flaky" is still better than the current "non-existent", so perhaps in emergencies... [06:42] Flannel: if you've a static ip and a ups and willing to let at least one other person have access, go for it. [06:42] bazhang: take it as a constructive criticism, please don't let words of advice put you down [06:43] elky_work: I have none of those, although wouldn't care about the last. === bazhang is now known as bad_citizen [06:44] oh for crying out loud [06:45] :) [06:45] can't we just get along people? === bad_citizen is now known as bazhang [06:45] bad_citizen: the more you do this, the more true to that nick you're being. [06:45] hmm. didn't fit [06:50] I forgot what I was doing [06:51] * Flannel sets highlight on 'but emergency mode is on' [06:52] excellent idea [06:57] hmmmm, how does one do that..... [07:00] Ah. hilight, not highlight. [07:11] In ubottu, bhindi_ said: wats a hell is that [07:48] hail my young padawans [07:56] hello Tm_M [07:56] Howdy Tm_M [07:56] on the road *again*? [07:57] ye, going to get some massage [07:57] 2 hours each way [07:58] oooh, I'd like that [07:59] 4 hours bus? [08:00] massage, silly [08:00] heh [08:01] gonna get some electric too, tens [08:01] I'd like that *too* [08:01] heh [08:20] * Myrtti gives everyone a lollipop [08:21] Woohooo. Real ones? or sugar free? [08:22] real ones [08:23] except for Seeker` [08:23] he gets a sugarfree one, or a fruit of his choice [08:24] Myrtti: and are these ones with straight sticks? or safety round loop sticks? [08:25] Flannel: pacifiers. [08:25] Myrtti: erm, what? [08:25] can i has sugarfree too. they're less sticky [08:25] ring posp ;) [08:25] ring pops are good, yes. [08:25] except we wont be able to use our computers for an hour or something. I don't think its possible to eat a ring pop without getting all sticky. [08:26] Flannel: sugarfree ones! [08:26] elky_work: thatd be gross. I don't want cancer from crazy new fangled fake sugar. [08:27] * Myrtti tosses an apple to Flannel, hits his forehead [08:27] Myrtti: Ive got nothing against fruit. Just fake sugar. [08:28] Flannel: that's why you're getting an apple too [08:28] Is it a red or a green apply? [08:29] sweet one [08:29] also, "straight stick" lollipop wouldve been a better answer tan the safety one. There's something to be said about candy that can kill you. [08:29] scriptassist update [08:29] damn :( [08:29] ring pops are good for kids that behave like babehs [08:40] ungh [08:40] I should make some coffee [08:41] feel like someone has whacked me in the head with a thick pillow [08:51] was me not [08:54] arnolds [08:56] you're making me hungry [08:56] im eatable [09:01] and huggable [09:16] and in a bus [09:20] and talking to myself too! <3 [09:20] nah, its just a soliloquy [09:21] wuts that? [09:21] Tm_M: monologue [09:22] truu [09:49] Myrtti: fruit is usually just as bad [09:50] Seeker`: which is why I said "of choice" [09:50] :-) [09:50] (and you can stash it :-* ) [10:17] yo [10:17] i thought i was supposed to be allowed back in #ubuntu-offtopic today.. [10:17] good point [10:17] locke, no reason to be offtopic in #ubuntu [10:17] I've forgotten that altogehter [10:18] hold on [10:18] bazhang, i'm always offtopic in #ubuntu [10:18] but i want to be allowed back in #ubuntu-offtopic [10:18] and today is the day [10:19] i screwed up by talking about this chick that i'm completely obsessed with and got banned [10:19] but i want to be allowed back in [10:19] there, took a while to spot it [10:19] hold on [10:20] locke, did you seek professional help like we suggested? [10:20] there [10:20] elky, no [10:21] but i still have that chick hanging all over me [10:21] locke, you're giving me no reason to trust that you will not simply go back to your old ways [10:21] and she came over at 7am today to spend a few hours in bed with me bfore class, which she skipped [10:21] i'm a reformed guy1 [10:21] I have no reason to talk about stuff that has nothing to do with this channel [10:21] not according to your previous line, you're not. [10:21] i'm just not gonna lie [10:22] i have no reason to talk about it, and i wont [10:22] you just did. i really dont want to know who shares your bed with you [10:22] and i wont say anything about it [10:22] you asked though [10:22] and i'm not a liar [10:22] stdin called the ops in #ubuntu (rQVUws) [10:22] but she has no influence on what i say in this channel [10:23] this channel is about linux for me [10:23] and the only reason i was a dumbass is because i was drunk [10:23] and i'm not anymore [10:23] i have school to deal with, and i have classes i have to put in work for [10:23] you're on very very tight probation. no slipups. [10:23] and have programming to do [10:23] and it has nothing to do with that stuff [10:24] and no verbal diarrhea please. like what's happening here now [10:24] besides, anything i have to do with her is gonna be in my free tmie when i'm not even on my computer, so don't worry about that [10:24] no, i just have programming to do [10:24] i already finished my java programming assignments [10:24] now i only have data structures and algorithms and networks [10:24] locke, you're not listening to me [10:25] so i have some linked lists to code and a basic web server to write [10:25] and thats it [10:25] read up my previous three sentances before you speak again [10:25] and thats all i am concerned with as far as this has to do with [10:25] and see what you do. you ignore what i said completely so you could talk about yourself non-stop. [10:25] * gnomefreak shakes head and goes for smoke [10:26] i already said that the only thing that i want to talk about is my assignments... [10:26] locke, you were chatting on that very subject today [10:26] in #ubuntu [10:26] bazhang, what subject? [10:26] i have a webserver and another program i gotta write that i'm gonna want to talk about [10:26] the girl elky [10:26] bazhang, so he hasnt learned anything [10:26] i'm done talking about her :P [10:27] shes really hard to not think about, but this isn't the place for it [10:27] locke, if you were talking about her in #ubuntu, then no, you're not done. [10:27] i have actual assignments that i want to finish that are way more important though [10:27] you are completely lacking the ability to handle modes [10:27] elky, clearly not [10:27] no, i'm done [10:27] you never mind about that stuff, and you'll never hear about it again [10:28] if you do, bring it up and kick me out again [10:28] but it's not gonna happen about [10:28] locke, then read up to the part where i said you were on probhation, count the number of minute ago that was, and realise how much time you've wasted sitting here yapping at me [10:28] it was just a short while ago locke ; how can we ignore it? [10:28] since when i said that, you were already unbanned [10:28] again i mean [10:28] your problem is you're not listening [10:28] you're still not listening [10:29] i'm listening, and yeah maybe i was talking about her a minute ago, but i'm done i promise [10:29] if i say a single word about it again i'd rather you never talk to me again [10:29] but i'm done with that i promise [10:29] just give me a chance to prove it please [10:29] locke, no, you're not listening, because 10 minutes ago i told you you were on probation and yet you're still here talking about how you're not talking abotu her. [10:30] THAT is you not listening [10:30] yeah i'm telling you i got nothing to say about that shit [10:30] you have 20 seconds before i RE ban you [10:30] but i can't tell anybody that i don't want to talk about that [10:30] so anyways [10:30] running out of time... [10:30] i really just want to talk abotu my programming assignments [10:31] done. period. [10:31] i was done 10 minutes ago [10:31] you guys remember that band 'ugly kid joe'? [10:33] would someone like to tell him why that just happened, because i have no patience left today [10:33] he just used it all up [10:36] hmm [10:37] you know... [10:37] got him in PM now elky [10:37] thank you [10:37] doing my good_citizen on him :) [10:37] bazhang: thank you [10:38] explain that if he does what he did here, he will not be back in -ot long [10:38] Myrtti, its mon plaisir :) [10:39] he has gone from being obsessed with the girl, to being obsessed with pretending he's not obsessed about her [10:39] which is of course just an extention of the former [10:40] and bragging about being offtopic with it in #ubuntu [10:40] yes [10:40] i just read the backscroll and saw that [10:41] sorry, was away at work :( [10:53] elmo is 47 [10:53] jono's birthday today :-> [10:56] Myrtti, ah, so tomorrow we talk REALLY LOUD? [10:58] * Myrtti looks at elky quizzically [10:58] hm [11:00] hangover [11:02] to him perhaps [11:04] thats what i meant [11:04] eating icecream trumps making sense [11:09] I need more coffee [11:10] bazhang, he still hasnt figured out? [11:10] elky, still in the heat of it so to speak [11:11] elky: 24K irkkiloki/freenode/locke freenode20080903.log [11:11] quite possible he hasn't [11:12] which reminds me I should compress my logs [11:12] ok, im re-implementing his ban. he can come back when he's had professional help, which he sorely needs [11:13] the ban has been re-set [11:16] wow [11:16] what was with all the comcast users quitting with haraaaaaami? [11:17] hm? [11:17] just a bunch of them joined and immediately quit an hour or so ago Myrtti [11:17] -!- Irssi: /LASTLOG would print 12234 lines. If you really want to print all these lines use -force option. [11:19] comcast's just a large mainstream ISP, so a large number of vulnerable machines are on their connections. [11:19] aha [11:19] weird that they all had the same part message though [11:20] It was a botnet. [11:20] o.0 [11:20] that is scary. [11:20] Why? [11:21] Dave2, when they dont actually do anything, it's scarier than when they do [11:21] hm, I missed a bit - I don't see any quitting with that message. [11:22] Dave2, about an hour and 10 mins ago [11:23] the number of a's is not the same as what baz said [11:23] oh yeah, the same botnet [11:23] They were doing something, join/part spam [11:23] right many more; did not want to flood here :) [12:25] !overshare [12:25] Um thanks... We *really* did not need to know that... [12:25] that was fun. [12:26] locke says he will stay away from irc for the next 3-4 weeks. lets see how well that holds up though. [12:26] how many kilobytes do the logs take? [12:26] we can compare and see how much you got [12:27] from the PM? [12:27] yeah [12:27] bazhang, probably fairly well. he disappears for fair stretches of time [12:27] lemme check [12:30] 16.7 kb [12:31] I win! [12:31] hehe [12:31] whats the prize? [12:31] I get a lunch break [12:31] thought it was sanity [12:32] yeah, all he flooded me was about the girl [12:32] bazhang, did he ever actually figure that he wasnt listening and it cost him his ticket back in? [12:33] elky, hard to say; he was going off on that tangent for so long. He finally did see that broadcasting was not good--but again have to see if it sticks over time. [12:33] if you bust him in #ubuntu doing the same, he's to be removed from there too [12:33] I told him so. [12:34] if the bible guy can be converted, then locke should be able to also [12:34] the bible guy [12:34] ? [12:35] was with Hobbsee [12:35] bazhang: I never removed my bans for that fellow iirc. [12:35] he entered spamming huge amounts of bible tracts [12:35] Pici, okay [12:37] bot broke? [12:38] bug 269656 [12:38] Launchpad bug 269656 in firefox-3.0 "AN IRRELEVANT LICENSE IS PRESENTED TO YOU FREE-OF-CHARGE ON STARTUP" [High,Confirmed] https://launchpad.net/bugs/269656 [12:38] wth [12:38] it works now but was giving me a error that he couldnt parse it [12:39] oh great, the egyptian stalker again [12:39] Myrtti, who and where? [12:39] in my pm [12:39] kick and ban [12:39] ah thats a bit harder [12:39] oh not him again [12:39] Myrtti, who? [12:40] Vinterbound... he found me on last.fm >___< [12:40] People are weird. [12:40] oh [12:40] and I'm too nice to say "sod off from my /query" [12:40] thought it was martiini [12:40] that's my estonian stalker [12:40] heh [12:40] >___< [12:40] one in every port [12:40] * gnomefreak not that nice ill be glad to tell him ;) [12:41] meh. [12:41] * Pici is nice, but would be glad to tell him as well ;) [12:41] * gnomefreak dont get paid enough to be nice [12:42] and I can't ignore him since I was vocal on -ot [12:42] MEHHHHH [12:42] is he in -ot now? and yes i will be nice and not say anything [12:42] Myrtti, sure you can. you have a long list of channels and people, and v is very low in the list [12:43] he is on window 40 atm. [12:43] ho-hum. [12:43] Myrtti: /wc [12:43] yeah... [12:43] i only have 30 :( [12:43] 24 [12:44] including server window ihave 30 [12:44] someone bring the creepy person in here [12:45] /wc worked fine, thanks fellers [12:45] creepy? there are tons of them [12:45] the one that is the current subject of discussion [12:45] ah [12:46] if not, i'm going to bed early [12:46] nini :-) [12:46] elky: /invite nick i thnk is it [12:46] :-þ [12:47] i was hoping to avoid transferring fixations from one female to another [12:47] * Pici is disgusted by people [12:47] unless... [12:47] elky: oh, don't worry... the egyptian has fixation about FINLAND too. [12:47] * elky bites her tongue as she holds a skirt up against mneptok [12:48] Pici, try to suppress that, otherwise leaving the house gets too depressing [13:00] Who is "eight"? [13:00] good question [13:01] eight: can we help you with something? [13:02] sykopomp: can we help you with something? [13:02] oh run, its TiredWolf :P [13:02] WOOF ROAR [13:02] who isnt identified again... :D [13:03] oh elky, elky, i used to believe our phone companies were a ripoff. [13:04] jussi01: why aren't you voiced? [13:04] this is crack! [13:04] what are you doing with the chanserv?" [13:04] !jdong | Myrtti [13:04] Myrtti: jdong: yes, but you're FULL OF CRACK! [13:04] Myrtti: we have sex sometimes [13:05] * Pici palms [13:05] TiredWolf, our internet is even more so [13:05] only, that pesky nickserv always gets in the way >: [13:05] TiredWolf: please don't make me sigh and say "Italians" in a tired voice [13:05] uh oh [13:05] TiredWolf: cause im +o [13:05] :P [13:06] jussi01: put the +c back while your at it [13:06] now what was the akick syntax like... [13:06] these pesky italians abuse the mIRC colours anyway [13:06] oh for gods sake [13:06] oh yeah, i forgot to tell you about that new mlock. [13:06] sigh... [13:07] hehe [13:07] what do you have to complain [13:07] i don't know how to use colors to begin with [13:08] but you're italian... don't all italians know how to flood channels with mIRC coloured CIAO RAGAZZI! COMO STAI! and Italian flags? [13:08] TiredWolf: why are you using a random unidentified nick? [13:08] * Myrtti hides [13:09] PriceChild: random? [13:09] meh, my random number generator must have been stuck for the past 4 months... [13:10]