[00:20] <Tindo> i need some help with an 881u usb connect card
[00:26] <Tindo> no help here i guess
[02:10] <mneptok> i need help with my zipper.
[02:13] <elky_work> mneptok: nah, just respond to him with his ident.
[02:14] <mneptok> ident, elky. OK? just ... ident.
[02:14] <mneptok> ;)
[02:15] <elky_work> mneptok: no, his ident. which is .... which means you'd say .... to him.
[02:15] <mneptok> see above. ;)
[02:16] <elky_work> i'm not understanding you
[02:16] <mneptok> (this is where you say "ident, too")
[02:17] <elky_work> ah. now i get it. sorry. i'm beyond exhausted at the moment
[03:03] <danbh_intrepid> yes I did
[03:03] <danbh_intrepid> btw, flood bots are broken
[03:04] <Pici> danbh_intrepid: we know, thanks though.
[03:04] <danbh_intrepid> ok, just checking
[03:04] <danbh_intrepid> thanks
[03:11] <stdin> now he's flooding the floodbots :|
[03:20] <elky_work> whats wrong with the floodbots?
[03:26] <Pici> stdin: I'm the one who removed him... weird.
[04:29] <Myrtti> meh. poops.
[04:31] <mneptok> no thanks. got my own.
[04:33] <Myrtti> I hate mornings
[05:44] <Flannel> bazhang: is that a timed one? or what?
[05:45] <bazhang> Flannel, have him in PM　now
[05:51] <bazhang> Phantom
[05:52] <Flannel> What?
[05:53] <bazhang> have him in PM too.
[05:53] <Flannel> You just have a query magnet
[05:53] <bazhang> hehe
 here there is american girl ?
[05:55] <elky_work> mneptok: oneal would like to have a hot and saucy PM with you ;)
[05:55] <bazhang> :)
[05:55] <elky_work> (if only scarring people for life was allowed under the CoC)
[06:04] <Flannel> ubottu: tell Macrosoft about scope
[06:12] <Flannel> bazhang: That's not necessary.
[06:12] <bazhang> Flannel, what?
[06:12] <bazhang> he is in PM with me now
[06:12] <Flannel> bazhang: 22:12 < bazhang> ubuntutlups, you still here?
[06:13] <bazhang> Flannel, tough love.
[06:13] <Flannel> bazhang: Don't be a dick.
[06:13] <bazhang> Flannel, myob
[06:13] <Flannel> bazhang: No.  Your attitude is my, and everyone else's business.
[06:14] <Flannel> You're an operator, you need to exemplary.
[06:14] <bazhang> three PM's not enough?
[06:15] <Flannel> I have *no* idea what you're doing in PMs, but in the channel, that's uncalled for.
[06:15] <Flannel> If you're busy in PMs, then take care of your PMs, don't stretch yourself too thin.
[06:16] <bazhang> right; I do the PMs for fun, not to help people.
[06:17] <Flannel> bazhang: Don't take help into queries.  We even have a factoid for that.
[06:18] <bazhang> he PM'ed me
[06:18] <Flannel> Tell him to keep it in the channel.  It happens all the time, you have to remind them to keep it in the channel.
[06:18] <Flannel> If its disciplinary and/or behavioral, there are channels for that too (here would be a good candidate)
[06:18] <bazhang> to each his own.
[06:19] <Flannel> bazhang: As long as your queries don't cause you to become snippish in channels, I have no problem with them, and yes, you're welcome to do whatever you want.  But "I have queries open" isn't an excuse for becoming a bad citizen.
[06:20] <Myrtti> I starting to believe that magnesium/calcium/vitamin supplement might have big deal over my backpains
[06:20] <elky_work> yeah, lest the idiots start using it as their excuse too
[06:31] <Myrtti> just a thought here
[06:31] <Myrtti> would it be in place to have ops at #u as floodbots don't work?
[06:31] <Flannel> Myrtti: we have ops in #u
[06:32]  * Flannel obviously doesn't understand.
[06:32] <Myrtti> I've got a feeling some of the floodspammers have made a run'n'flood there because they know floodbots are broken
[06:32] <Myrtti> perhaps having visible ops presence would scare them?
[06:32] <Flannel> Well, not much we can do about it except stay vigilant.  Ah
[06:32] <Myrtti> note: just a thought
[06:32] <bazhang> vigilant of whom?
[06:33] <Flannel> I'm not sure it'd help.  They know they can probably get off a few lines before anyone reacts anyway.
[06:33] <Myrtti> true
[06:33] <elky_work> that's what they count on
[06:33] <Flannel> Why is the third floodbot still gone anyway?  Whos is it?
[06:33] <Myrtti> nalioths
[06:34] <Myrtti> might have something to do with the current situation of Texas - might have not.
[06:35] <elky_work> Myrtti: at very least it has to do with his inability to restart it
[06:35] <Myrtti> yup
[06:36] <elky_work> i'm waiting for him to return on dialup to say his 2-week old broadband modem died in the hurricane
[06:37] <Myrtti> I'm horrified to think what else might have happened
[06:37] <bazhang> maybe one month before they get electricity there
[06:37] <Flannel> So, shouldn't we put some sort of plan (probably already have one, for all I know) for having floodbots 4,5, and 6 ready to step in and fill the gap?
[06:38] <Myrtti> we should - the problem is that Lorenzo's on the Alps with ~no access to his servers and on mobile dialup
[06:38] <Myrtti> and Mez hasn't been online on IRC for ~five or six days
[06:39] <Myrtti> or has been, but not been actively present
[06:39] <elky_work> who here knows how they work? i'll set an account up on my linode for one when i get home tonight
[06:40] <Flannel> well, if we're comign up with something, I've got a fairly reliable connection at home.
[06:40] <bazhang> oh wait; I'm a 'bad citizen'. nvm
[06:40] <Myrtti> ho hum
[06:40] <Myrtti> you kids
[06:40] <elky_work> Flannel: home connections are to be discouraged, they're liable to flaking
[06:41] <Myrtti> mine has stayed up for 6 months and the ip hasn't changed once \o/
[06:41] <Flannel> elky_work: Fair enough.  Although I haven't had problems with mine lately.  Although I do think the cleaning lady pulls the plug at least once a year.
[06:42] <Flannel> elky_work: But, "flaky" is still better than the current "non-existent", so perhaps in emergencies...
[06:42] <elky_work> Flannel: if you've a static ip and a ups and willing to let at least one other person have access, go for it.
[06:42] <Myrtti> bazhang: take it as a constructive criticism, please don't let words of advice put you down
[06:43] <Flannel> elky_work: I have none of those, although wouldn't care about the last.
[06:44] <Myrtti> oh for crying out loud
[06:45] <bad_citizen> :)
[06:45] <Myrtti> can't we just get along people?
[06:45] <elky_work> bad_citizen: the more you do this, the more true to that nick you're being.
[06:45] <bazhang> hmm. didn't fit
[06:50] <Myrtti> I forgot what I was doing
[06:51]  * Flannel sets highlight on 'but emergency mode is on'
[06:52] <Myrtti> excellent idea
[06:57] <Flannel> hmmmm, how does one do that.....
[07:00] <Flannel> Ah.  hilight, not highlight.
[07:48] <Tm_M> hail my young padawans 
[07:56] <Myrtti> hello Tm_M 
[07:56] <Flannel> Howdy Tm_M 
[07:56] <Myrtti> on the road *again*?
[07:57] <Tm_M> ye, going to get some massage
[07:57] <Tm_M> 2 hours each way
[07:58] <Myrtti> oooh, I'd like that
[07:59] <Tm_M> 4 hours bus?
[08:00] <Myrtti> massage, silly
[08:00] <Tm_M> heh
[08:01] <Tm_M> gonna get some electric too, tens
[08:01] <Myrtti> I'd like that *too*
[08:01] <Tm_M> heh
[08:20]  * Myrtti gives everyone a lollipop
[08:21] <Flannel> Woohooo.  Real ones? or sugar free?
[08:22] <Myrtti> real ones
[08:23] <Myrtti> except for Seeker` 
[08:23] <Myrtti> he gets a sugarfree one, or a fruit of his choice
[08:24] <Flannel> Myrtti: and are these ones with straight sticks? or safety round loop sticks?
[08:25] <Myrtti> Flannel: pacifiers.
[08:25] <Flannel> Myrtti: erm, what?
[08:25] <elky_work> can i has sugarfree too. they're less sticky
[08:25] <gnomefreak> ring posp ;)
[08:25] <Flannel> ring pops are good, yes.
[08:25] <Flannel> except we wont be able to use our computers for an hour or something.  I don't think its possible to eat a ring pop without getting all sticky.
[08:26] <elky_work> Flannel: sugarfree ones!
[08:26] <Flannel> elky_work: thatd be gross.  I don't want cancer from crazy new fangled fake sugar.
[08:27]  * Myrtti tosses an apple to Flannel, hits his forehead
[08:27] <Flannel> Myrtti: Ive got nothing against fruit.  Just fake sugar.
[08:28] <Myrtti> Flannel: that's why you're getting an apple too
[08:28] <Flannel> Is it a red or a green apply?
[08:29] <Myrtti> sweet one
[08:29] <Flannel> also, "straight stick" lollipop wouldve been a better answer tan the safety one.  There's something to be said about candy that can kill you.
[08:29] <gnomefreak> scriptassist update
[08:29] <gnomefreak> damn :(
[08:29] <Myrtti> ring pops are good for kids that behave like babehs
[08:40] <Myrtti> ungh
[08:40] <Myrtti> I should make some coffee
[08:41] <Myrtti> feel like someone has whacked me in the head with a thick pillow
[08:51] <Tm_M> was me not
[08:54] <Tm_M> arnolds
[08:56] <Myrtti> you're making me hungry
[08:56] <Tm_M> im eatable
[09:01] <Tm_M> and huggable
[09:16] <Tm_M> and in a bus
[09:20] <Tm_M> and talking to myself too! <3
[09:20] <Flannel> nah, its just a soliloquy
[09:21] <Tm_M> wuts that?
[09:21] <Flannel> Tm_M: monologue
[09:22] <Tm_M> truu
[09:49] <Seeker`> Myrtti: fruit is usually just as bad
[09:50] <Myrtti> Seeker`: which is why I said "of choice"
[09:50] <Myrtti> :-)
[09:50] <Myrtti> (and you can stash it :-* )
[10:17] <locke> yo
[10:17] <locke> i thought i was supposed to be allowed back in #ubuntu-offtopic today..
[10:17] <Myrtti> good point
[10:17] <bazhang> locke, no reason to be offtopic in #ubuntu
[10:17] <Myrtti> I've forgotten that altogehter
[10:18] <Myrtti> hold on
[10:18] <locke> bazhang, i'm always offtopic in #ubuntu
[10:18] <locke> but i want to be allowed back in #ubuntu-offtopic
[10:18] <locke> and today is the day
[10:19] <locke> i screwed up by talking about this chick that i'm completely obsessed with and got banned
[10:19] <locke> but i want to be allowed back in
[10:19] <Myrtti> there, took a while to spot it
[10:19] <Myrtti> hold on
[10:20] <elky> locke, did you seek professional help like we suggested?
[10:20] <Myrtti> there
[10:20] <locke> elky, no
[10:21] <locke> but i still have that chick hanging all over me
[10:21] <elky> locke, you're giving me no reason to trust that you will not simply go back to your old ways
[10:21] <locke> and she came over at 7am today to spend a few hours in bed with me bfore class, which she skipped
[10:21] <locke> i'm a reformed guy1
[10:21] <locke> I have no reason to talk about stuff that has nothing to do with this channel
[10:21] <elky> not according to your previous line, you're not.
[10:21] <locke> i'm just not gonna lie
[10:22] <locke> i have no reason to talk about it, and i wont
[10:22] <elky> you just did. i really dont want to know who shares your bed with you
[10:22] <locke> and i wont say anything about it
[10:22] <locke> you asked though
[10:22] <locke> and i'm not a liar
[10:22] <locke> but she has no influence on what i say in this channel
[10:23] <locke> this channel is about linux for me
[10:23] <locke> and the only reason i was a dumbass is because i was drunk
[10:23] <locke> and i'm not anymore
[10:23] <locke> i have school to deal with, and i have classes i have to put in work for
[10:23] <elky> you're on very very tight probation. no slipups.
[10:23] <locke> and have programming to do
[10:23] <locke> and it has nothing to do with that stuff
[10:24] <elky> and no verbal diarrhea please. like what's happening here now
[10:24] <locke> besides, anything i have to do with her is gonna be in my free tmie when i'm not even on my computer, so don't worry about that
[10:24] <locke> no, i just have programming to do
[10:24] <locke> i already finished my java programming assignments
[10:24] <locke> now i only have data structures and algorithms and networks
[10:24] <elky> locke, you're not listening to me
[10:25] <locke> so i have some linked lists to code and a basic web server to write
[10:25] <locke> and thats it
[10:25] <elky> read up my previous three sentances before you speak again
[10:25] <locke> and thats all i am concerned with as far as this has to do with
[10:25] <elky> and see what you do. you ignore what i said completely so you could talk about yourself non-stop.
[10:25]  * gnomefreak shakes head and goes for smoke
[10:26] <locke> i already said that the only thing that i want to talk about is my assignments...
[10:26] <bazhang> locke, you were chatting on that very subject today
[10:26] <bazhang> in #ubuntu
[10:26] <elky> bazhang, what subject?
[10:26] <locke> i have a webserver and another program i gotta write that i'm gonna want to talk about
[10:26] <bazhang> the girl elky 
[10:26] <elky> bazhang, so he hasnt learned anything
[10:26] <locke> i'm done talking about her :P
[10:27] <locke> shes really hard to not think about, but this isn't the place for it
[10:27] <elky> locke, if you were talking about her in #ubuntu, then no, you're not done.
[10:27] <locke> i have actual assignments that i want to finish that are way more important though
[10:27] <elky> you are completely lacking the ability to handle modes
[10:27] <bazhang> elky, clearly not
[10:27] <locke> no, i'm done
[10:27] <locke> you never mind about that stuff, and you'll never hear about it again
[10:28] <locke> if you do, bring it up and kick me out again
[10:28] <locke> but it's not gonna happen about
[10:28] <elky> locke, then read up to the part where i said you were on probhation, count the number of minute ago that was, and realise how much time you've wasted sitting here yapping at me
[10:28] <bazhang> it was just a short while ago locke ; how can we ignore it?
[10:28] <elky> since when i said that, you were already unbanned
[10:28] <locke> again i mean
[10:28] <elky> your problem is you're not listening
[10:28] <elky> you're still not listening
[10:29] <locke> i'm listening, and yeah maybe i was talking about her a minute ago, but i'm done i promise
[10:29] <locke> if i say a single word about it again i'd rather you never talk to me again
[10:29] <locke> but i'm done with that i promise
[10:29] <locke> just give me a chance to prove it please
[10:29] <elky> locke, no, you're not listening, because 10 minutes ago i told you you were on probation and yet you're still here talking about how you're not talking abotu her.
[10:30] <elky> THAT is you not listening
[10:30] <locke> yeah i'm telling you i got nothing to say about that shit
[10:30] <elky> you have 20 seconds before i RE ban you
[10:30] <locke> but i can't tell anybody that i don't want to talk about that
[10:30] <locke> so anyways
[10:30] <elky> running out of time...
[10:30] <locke> i really just want to talk abotu my programming assignments
[10:31] <locke> done. period.
[10:31] <elky> i was done 10 minutes ago
[10:31] <locke> you guys remember that band 'ugly kid joe'?
[10:33] <elky> would someone like to tell him why that just happened, because i have no patience left today
[10:33] <elky> he just used it all up
[10:36] <Myrtti> hmm
[10:37] <Myrtti> you know...
[10:37] <bazhang> got him in PM now elky 
[10:37] <elky> thank you
[10:37] <bazhang> doing my good_citizen on him :)
[10:37] <Myrtti> bazhang: thank you
[10:38] <elky> explain that if he does what he did here, he will not be back in -ot long
[10:38] <bazhang> Myrtti, its mon plaisir :)
[10:39] <elky> he has gone from being obsessed with the girl, to being obsessed with pretending he's not obsessed about her
[10:39] <elky> which is of course just an extention of the former
[10:40] <bazhang> and bragging about being offtopic with it in #ubuntu
[10:40] <elky> yes
[10:40] <elky> i just read the backscroll and saw that
[10:41] <bazhang> sorry, was away at work :(
[10:53] <gnomefreak> elmo is 47
[10:53] <Myrtti> jono's birthday today :->
[10:56] <elky> Myrtti, ah, so tomorrow we talk REALLY LOUD?
[10:58]  * Myrtti looks at elky quizzically
[10:58] <Myrtti> hm
[11:00] <elky> hangover
[11:02] <Myrtti> to him perhaps
[11:04] <elky> thats what i meant
[11:04] <elky> eating icecream trumps making sense
[11:09] <Myrtti> I need more coffee
[11:10] <elky> bazhang, he still hasnt figured out?
[11:10] <bazhang> elky, still in the heat of it so to speak
[11:11] <Myrtti> elky: 24K     irkkiloki/freenode/locke freenode20080903.log
[11:11] <Myrtti> quite possible he hasn't
[11:12] <Myrtti> which reminds me I should compress my logs
[11:12] <elky> ok, im re-implementing his ban. he can come back when he's had professional help, which he sorely needs
[11:13] <elky> the ban has been re-set
[11:16] <bazhang> wow
[11:16] <bazhang> what was with all the comcast users quitting with haraaaaaami?
[11:17] <Myrtti> hm?
[11:17] <bazhang> just a bunch of them joined and immediately quit an hour or so ago Myrtti 
[11:17] <Dave2> -!- Irssi: /LASTLOG would print 12234 lines. If you really want to print all these lines use -force option.
[11:19] <Dave2> comcast's just a large mainstream ISP, so a large number of vulnerable machines are on their connections.
[11:19] <bazhang> aha
[11:19] <bazhang> weird that they all had the same part message though
[11:20] <Dave2> It was a botnet.
[11:20] <bazhang> o.0
[11:20] <bazhang> that is scary.
[11:20] <Dave2> Why?
[11:21] <elky> Dave2, when they dont actually do anything, it's scarier than when they do
[11:21] <Dave2> hm, I missed a bit - I don't see any quitting with that message.
[11:22] <elky> Dave2, about an hour and 10 mins ago
[11:23] <elky> the number of a's is not the same as what baz said
[11:23] <Dave2> oh yeah, the same botnet
[11:23] <Dave2> They were doing something, join/part spam
[11:23] <bazhang> right many more; did not want to flood here :)
[12:25] <bazhang> !overshare
[12:25] <bazhang> that was fun.
[12:26] <bazhang> locke says he will stay away from irc for the next 3-4 weeks. lets see how well that holds up though.
[12:26] <Myrtti> how many kilobytes do the logs take?
[12:26] <Myrtti> we can compare and see how much you got
[12:27] <bazhang> from the PM?
[12:27] <Myrtti> yeah
[12:27] <elky> bazhang, probably fairly well. he disappears for fair stretches of time
[12:27] <bazhang> lemme check
[12:30] <bazhang> 16.7 kb
[12:31] <Myrtti> I win!
[12:31] <bazhang> hehe
[12:31] <bazhang> whats the prize?
[12:31] <Myrtti> I get a lunch break
[12:31] <bazhang> thought it was sanity
[12:32] <Myrtti> yeah, all he flooded me was about the girl
[12:32] <elky> bazhang, did he ever actually figure that he wasnt listening and it cost him his ticket back in?
[12:33] <bazhang> elky, hard to say; he was going off on that tangent for so long. He finally did see that broadcasting was not good--but again have to see if it sticks over time.
[12:33] <elky> if you bust him in #ubuntu doing the same, he's to be removed from there too
[12:33] <bazhang> I told him so.
[12:34] <bazhang> if the bible guy can be converted, then locke should be able to also
[12:34] <elky> the bible guy
[12:34] <elky> ?
[12:35] <bazhang> was with Hobbsee
[12:35] <Pici> bazhang: I never removed my bans for that fellow iirc.
[12:35] <bazhang> he entered spamming huge amounts of bible tracts
[12:35] <bazhang> Pici, okay
[12:37] <gnomefreak> bot broke?
[12:38] <gnomefreak> bug 269656
[12:38] <gnomefreak> wth
[12:38] <gnomefreak> it works now but was giving me a error that he couldnt parse it
[12:39] <Myrtti> oh great, the egyptian stalker again
[12:39] <elky> Myrtti, who and where?
[12:39] <Myrtti> in my pm
[12:39] <gnomefreak> kick and ban
[12:39] <gnomefreak> ah thats a bit harder
[12:39] <bazhang> oh not him again
[12:39] <elky> Myrtti, who?
[12:40] <Myrtti> Vinterbound... he found me on last.fm >___<
[12:40] <Pici> People are weird.
[12:40] <bazhang> oh
[12:40] <Myrtti> and I'm too nice to say "sod off from my /query"
[12:40] <bazhang> thought it was martiini
[12:40] <Myrtti> that's my estonian stalker
[12:40] <bazhang> heh
[12:40] <Myrtti> >___<
[12:40] <bazhang> one in every port
[12:40]  * gnomefreak not that nice ill be glad to tell him ;)
[12:41] <Myrtti> meh.
[12:41]  * Pici is nice, but would be glad to tell him as well ;)
[12:41]  * gnomefreak dont get paid enough to be nice
[12:42] <Myrtti> and I can't ignore him since I was vocal on -ot
[12:42] <Myrtti> MEHHHHH
[12:42] <gnomefreak> is he in -ot now? and yes i will be nice and not say anything
[12:42] <elky> Myrtti, sure you can. you have a long list of channels and people, and v is very low in the list
[12:43] <Myrtti> he is on window 40 atm.
[12:43] <Myrtti> ho-hum.
[12:43] <Pici> Myrtti: /wc
[12:43] <Myrtti> yeah...
[12:43] <gnomefreak> i only have 30 :(
[12:43] <Pici> 24
[12:44] <gnomefreak> including server window ihave 30
[12:44] <elky> someone bring the creepy person in here
[12:45] <Myrtti> /wc worked fine, thanks fellers
[12:45] <gnomefreak> creepy? there are tons of them
[12:45] <elky> the one that is the current subject of discussion
[12:45] <gnomefreak> ah
[12:46] <elky> if not, i'm going to bed early
[12:46] <Myrtti> nini :-)
[12:46] <gnomefreak> elky: /invite nick i thnk is it
[12:46] <Myrtti> :-þ
[12:47] <elky> i was hoping to avoid transferring fixations from one female to another
[12:47]  * Pici is disgusted by people
[12:47] <elky> unless...
[12:47] <Myrtti> elky: oh, don't worry... the egyptian has fixation about FINLAND too.
[12:47]  * elky bites her tongue as she holds a skirt up against mneptok
[12:48] <elky> Pici, try to suppress that, otherwise leaving the house gets too depressing
[13:00] <jussi01> Who is "eight"?
[13:00] <Myrtti> good question
[13:01] <jussi01> eight: can we help you with something?
[13:02] <jussi01> sykopomp: can we help you with something?
[13:02] <jussi01> oh run, its TiredWolf :P
[13:02] <TiredWolf> WOOF ROAR
[13:02] <jussi01> who isnt identified again... :D
[13:03] <TiredWolf> oh elky, elky, i used to believe our phone companies were a ripoff.
[13:04] <TiredWolf> jussi01: why aren't you voiced?
[13:04] <Myrtti> this is crack!
[13:04] <Myrtti> what are you doing with the chanserv?"
[13:04] <Pici> !jdong | Myrtti 
[13:04] <TiredWolf> Myrtti: we have sex sometimes
[13:05]  * Pici palms
[13:05] <elky> TiredWolf, our internet is even more so
[13:05] <TiredWolf> only, that pesky nickserv always gets in the way >:
[13:05] <Myrtti> TiredWolf: please don't make me sigh and say "Italians" in a tired voice
[13:05] <TiredWolf> uh oh
[13:05] <jussi01> TiredWolf: cause im +o
[13:05] <jussi01> :P
[13:06] <Myrtti> jussi01: put the +c back while your at it
[13:06] <TiredWolf> now what was the akick syntax like...
[13:06] <Myrtti> these pesky italians abuse the mIRC colours anyway
[13:06] <Myrtti> oh for gods sake
[13:06] <TiredWolf> oh yeah, i forgot to tell you about that new mlock.
[13:06] <jussi01> sigh...
[13:07] <elky> hehe
[13:07] <TiredWolf> what do you have to complain
[13:07] <TiredWolf> i don't know how to use colors to begin with
[13:08] <Myrtti> but you're italian... don't all italians know how to flood channels with mIRC coloured CIAO RAGAZZI! COMO STAI! and Italian flags?
[13:08] <PriceChild> TiredWolf: why are you using a random unidentified nick?
[13:08]  * Myrtti hides
[13:09] <TiredWolf> PriceChild: random?
[13:09] <TiredWolf> meh, my random number generator must have been stuck for the past 4 months...
[13:10] <TiredWolf> Myrtti: no, only those who use mirc scripts
[13:11]  * Myrtti shivers
[13:11] <TiredWolf> Myrtti: i am, i admit, using mirc, but it was long ago since i used a script...
[13:11] <jussi01> TiredWolf: you should be using something open source!
[13:11] <jussi01> like quassel!!
[13:11] <elky> !silverex
[13:11] <elky> hrm
[13:12] <Myrtti> what was I doing...
[13:12] <Myrtti> oh yes, foodzor
[13:13] <TiredWolf> jussi01, i'm sorry, but after using konversation all the time on my own computer, some time on mirc is refreshing. i mean, heck, you click on a tab and it refreshes *instantly*... you don't even see the text redrawing!
[13:13] <TiredWolf> i can even have a netsplit and not notice at all
[13:13] <TiredWolf> when i get a netsplit on konversation, everything is stuck for half a minute
[13:13] <jussi01> hehe
[13:13]  * jussi01 hugs quassel
[13:13] <elky> TiredWolf, for ages konversation on fedora 8 would loop me, it was arguing with bip.
[13:14] <elky> for any connection boop
[13:14] <Myrtti> eight: may we help you?
[13:15] <jussi01> fogobogo: can we help you?
[13:15] <PriceChild> TiredWolf: i'm sure there is a reason we identify.
[13:15] <PriceChild> TiredWolf: can we help you?
[13:15] <bazhang> heh
[13:16] <jussi01> PriceChild: you are begining to sound like nalioth... :P
[13:16] <Myrtti> awww
[13:16] <Myrtti> that's cute
[13:16] <jussi01> hehe
[13:16] <bazhang> hope he is okay.
[13:17] <Pici> !idle | eight fogobogo 
[13:17] <PriceChild> i'm sure he is fine
[13:17] <bazhang> Houston is a wasteland atm
[13:19] <Myrtti> right
[13:19] <Myrtti> fogobogo: I can see you're not idling elsewhere
[13:19] <fogobogo> eek!
[13:19] <PriceChild> off for a bit
[13:19] <Pici> well then
[13:19] <Myrtti> same to you, eight 
[13:20] <Myrtti> eight: state your business or be removed by force
[13:20] <eight> well, I was just kinda.....
[13:20] <Myrtti> yes?
[13:20] <eight> missing PriceChild 
[13:20] <Myrtti> and what about?
[13:21] <eight> haven't seen him on #archlinux-offtopic lately
[13:21] <Myrtti> and did you consider PM'ing him?
[13:21] <eight> no.
[13:21] <elky> last time i checked, he doesn't bite.
[13:21] <Myrtti> he knows you've missed him, did you have something else we can help you with?
[13:22] <eight> how did you check that?
[13:22] <bazhang> telepathy
[13:22] <elky> eight, when i met him in Spain about 18mths ago
[13:22] <elky> now, anything else?
[13:22] <Myrtti> neener neener, I met him in July
[13:22] <elky> Myrtti, i met him first
[13:22] <Myrtti> true
[13:22] <Myrtti> :-<
[13:22] <eight> hmm... not really
[13:22] <Myrtti> off you go then
[13:23] <Myrtti> choo.
[13:23] <Pici> eight: This is a channel for Ubuntu Channel business, not for checking up on people, a PM would be the best course of action here.
[13:23] <eight> am I not allowed to idle here?
[13:23] <bazhang> no
[13:23] <Myrtti> /topic
[13:23] <Myrtti> !idle
[13:24] <elky> eight, we rather not, it gets us confused with people needing help
[13:24] <eight> eh.
[13:24] <Myrtti> there we go
[13:24] <Myrtti> and so.
[13:24] <Myrtti> can I haz foodzor now?
[13:25] <elky> after i bedzor
[13:25] <Myrtti> ok
[13:25] <elky> ninite
[13:25] <Myrtti> ninite
[13:25] <Pici> Goodnight
[13:25] <bazhang> night
[13:30] <Myrtti> oh for gods sake
[13:30] <Myrtti> why am I so nice to people?
[13:30] <Pici> I dont have any answer that is nice.
[13:31] <Myrtti> then please give me the not so nice answer
[14:25] <Pici> Jack_Sparrow: Do you have ljf in PM? he seems to be messing the floodbots now :/
[14:25] <Jack_Sparrow> One sec
[14:27] <Jack_Sparrow> Still no response to pm and b was removed
[14:27] <Pici> Jack_Sparrow: but not the ip ban nor the realname ban
[14:28] <Jack_Sparrow> DOuble check
[14:30] <Myrtti> hmm
[14:35] <Jack_Sparrow> Pici ljf handled...  HE mostly wanted a !cn support room
[14:35] <Pici> Jack_Sparrow: Ah, I see.
[14:36] <Jack_Sparrow> IN the xchat script.. I hit   /cs l nick....  instead of k   what all does L do?  Multiple bans different ways?
[14:37] <Pici> 'lart', it sets pretty much every ban type.
[14:37] <Pici> I hate the option.
[14:37] <Jack_Sparrow> I didnt even know it existed until this typo
[14:38] <Pici> ompaul tends to use it
[14:38] <Jack_Sparrow> I'll try to get back here later on....
[14:38] <Pici> Okay, :)
[15:55] <Myrtti> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
[15:56] <Pici> Myrtti: Talk like a pirate day isn't until Friday.
[15:57] <Jack_Sparrow> Yar, it is what it is..  It must be Friday somewhere..
[16:42] <Myrtti> Pici: MEH
[17:17] <Seeker`> MEH
[17:25] <Myrtti> I seriously feel like screaming
[18:47] <Myrtti> ok, since I'm going through a rather busy patch at work and stuff, I'm cutting down my irc majorly. If you need me, I'll still be online, so /query can reach me fine.
[18:47] <Pici> Myrtti: Okay
[18:47] <Myrtti> so - take care. I'll be at -offtopic though if you think it's necessary
[19:39] <ompaul> vent vent vent vent vent vent vent vent vent 
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[19:40] <jussi01> /slap ompaul
[19:40] <jussi01> :P
[19:40] <ompaul> heh
[20:32]  * Pici groans
[20:33] <Pici> Cheeky is making a big deal because I devoiced him in -ot.
[20:33] <ompaul> devoiced or muted
[20:33] <Pici> devoiced
[20:33] <ompaul> what was he doing with a voice in the first place 
[20:33] <Pici> And he wasn't even voiced in the first place.
[20:34] <ompaul> hahahahahahaahah
[20:34]  * ompaul pours a cold one for Pici 
[20:35] <ompaul> Pici, now you can really do it ;-)
[20:35] <Pici> ompaul: Now hes really confused.
[20:35] <ompaul> hehehe
[20:36] <ompaul> tell him chanserv pawns you
[20:36] <ompaul> hahahahaahha
[20:36] <ompaul> ohh dear I can be so silly some times
[20:36] <Pici> He says that his client showed that it was me.
[20:37] <ompaul> tell him that his client is wrong
[20:37] <ompaul> he can ask anyone to paste who it was to im 
[20:37] <ompaul> him
[22:37] <Jordan_U> "!find" isn't working ( with ubottu at least )
[22:38] <Jordan_U> Hmm, maybe it's only having problems when nothing is found
[22:41] <jussi01> !find Jordan_U
[22:41] <jussi01> works here
[22:44] <Jordan_U> jussio1: so the packages I need to install to get myself are: Use, of, uninitialized, value, in (and 32 others) ? :)
[22:45] <jussi01> Jordan_U: read without the commas... :P
[22:45] <jussi01> Jordan_U: installing you would be a disaster....
[22:45] <jussi01> :P
[22:46] <jussi01> Jordan_U: anyway, anything else we can help with?
[22:46] <Jordan_U> But obviously something is returning an error where the string should be a list of packages. There needs to be some error checking
[22:48] <dde1ri01986> hello can anyone here test me to see if i've fixed the DCC exploit problem so i can join the table again?
[22:49] <dde1ri01986> *room not table
[22:52] <jussi01> dde1ri01986: have you followed the instructions in #ubuntu-read-topic ?
[22:53] <Jack_Sparrow> dde1ri01986 try to join now
[22:53] <dde1ri01986> yes i followed
[22:53] <dde1ri01986> i'm connected on port 8001 now
[22:53] <Jack_Sparrow> dde1ri01986 You should be able to join
[22:53] <dde1ri01986> yay i'm in now...thnx
[22:58] <danielm_mc> dudes
[22:58] <danielm_mc> can i please be allowed back in #ubuntu?
[22:59] <danielm_mc> it's my only source of entertainment
[22:59] <Jack_Sparrow> danielm_mc How may we help you today?
[22:59] <Jack_Sparrow> danielm_mc whp banned you
[22:59] <Jack_Sparrow> who
[22:59] <danielm_mc> i don't entirely know, i keep getting stuckin in #ubuntu-read-topic
[22:59] <danielm_mc> something about a DDC exploit, maybe?
[22:59] <danielm_mc> i'm at work behind an enterprise firewall, and like three NAT boxes, I think i'm safe
[22:59] <Jack_Sparrow> danielm_mc Did you read topic, it may because you got dcc's and need to fix the vulnerability
[23:00] <danielm_mc> what vulnerability?
[23:00] <Jack_Sparrow> danielm_mc read the topic and change the port #
[23:00] <danielm_mc> can you test me and see if i'm vulnerable?
[23:01] <danielm_mc> ﻿(03:00:53 PM) Jack_Sparrow: Received CTCP ' DCC SEND aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ' (to danielm_mc) from Jack_Sparrow
[23:01] <danielm_mc> hi
[23:01] <danielm_mc> i don't believe i was disconnected? 
[23:01] <danielm_mc> i don't feel like i was disconnected
[23:01] <Jack_Sparrow> danielm_mc read the link, go to that page, the bots willtest you and remove the ban for you
[23:02] <danielm_mc> k i changed my port to 8001
[23:03] <danielm_mc> tcp        0      0 10.11.6.43:41774        216.165.191.52:8001     ESTABLISHED
[23:04] <danielm_mc> automatic tests are failing
[23:04] <danielm_mc> blegh
[23:04] <Jack_Sparrow> I removed the ban...  lets hope you fixed it and the bots are wrong
[23:05] <danielm_mc> :)
[23:06] <logjon> can anyone tell me why i was banned in #ubuntu?
[23:06] <Jack_Sparrow> logjon when were you banned
[23:07] <logjon> today
[23:07] <logjon> you told me about irc clients
[23:07] <logjon> and accessing /etc
[23:07] <logjon> i was in there long enough to ask 3 questions then i left to go set stuff up
[23:07] <Jack_Sparrow> are you getting a message about exploit etc
[23:07] <logjon> in motd?
[23:08] <Jack_Sparrow> ah, I was talking ubuntu
[23:08] <Jack_Sparrow> I dont deal with motd
[23:08] <logjon> when i try to join it just says "Cannot join #ubuntu (You are banned)."
[23:08] <logjon> i think i was in there as badfish earlier
[23:09] <Jack_Sparrow> one sec.
[23:10] <logjon> kk
[23:10] <Jack_Sparrow> I only see three bans in my list and none of them are you..  still checking
[23:11] <logjon> could it be because my whois says fuck off?
[23:11] <logjon> that's just my sense of humor
[23:12] <logjon> and i'm on xchat now where i was on chatzilla earlier
[23:12] <logjon> that's the only thing that's changed
[23:12] <logjon> afaik
[23:13] <Jack_Sparrow> logjon I would change the whois..yes
[23:14] <logjon> gonna try a reconnect
[23:31] <tuxice> can a user add factoids to the bot ubottu
[23:31] <tuxice> ?
[23:32] <tuxice> anyone?
[23:32] <ompaul> tuxice, no
[23:33] <tuxice> curses
[23:33] <tuxice> ok thanks
[23:33] <ompaul> but if someone says !foo is bar it echos here
[23:33] <tuxice> ?
[23:33] <ompaul> then if it is useful we add it
[23:33] <tuxice> oh ok
[23:33] <tuxice> thnx
[23:33] <ompaul> if it is useless then not 
[23:33] <ompaul> (kinda obvious)
[23:34] <tuxice> how about that
[23:39] <ompaul> !search usbmodem
[23:39] <ompaul> tuxice, that would be useful if there was a config script 
[23:39] <ompaul> for instance
[23:39] <ompaul> !winmodem
[23:40] <ompaul> so there is value in it for the user, it is not a glossary it is a resource to solve things
[23:40] <tuxice> ok ill try to find one
[23:40] <tuxice> then ill come back
[23:48] <tuxice> !factoid