[02:02] <Jack_Sparrow> @login
[02:02] <Jack_Sparrow> @btlogin
[02:02] <tonyyarusso> erm, we seem to no longer have a bot in my loco channel.  Who's handling that stuff these days?
[02:24] <Jack_Sparrow> @mark #Ubuntu Tyoons I would like compensation for ubuntu ruining the life of my machine. I am wondering who to sue.  
[02:25] <Jack_Sparrow> @mark #ubuntu tyoons ...I would like compensation for ubuntu ruining the life of my machine. I am wondering who to sue.  
[02:58] <tonyyarusso> Jack_Sparrow: Did you tell him to 'cat /etc/motd' ?
[02:59] <Jack_Sparrow> tonyyarusso, He had all the links, he was just on a rant in pm and the only thing he wanted to know or discuss was who to sue
[03:00] <Jack_Sparrow> He is still around if you want to try and discuss it with him
[03:00] <tonyyarusso> eh, no real reason to
[03:01] <tonyyarusso> Just pointing out that the OS ships with the answer to that very question, and the answer is "you have no case whatsoever - have fun burning money in legal fees"
[03:01] <Jack_Sparrow> He had no intention of discussing anything..
[04:47] <Flannel> DrDerek could use a removal in -ot
[04:49] <nickrud>   Flannel whatever happened to access list changes in -ot?
[04:49] <Flannel> nickrud: Red Tape
[04:49] <nickrud> gah, whatever happened to the fire first think later op system we all knew and loved ;)
[04:51] <Flannel> nickrud: Same thing that happens to everything:  Bureaucracy is put into place to handle some stuff, and then is used for everything once its in place
[04:54] <nickrud> I think I'm going to be absent a little more: every time I sit down to watch/help #ubuntu, I NEED A CIGARETTE
[05:20] <wastrel> ubottu: locale
[05:21] <wastrel> localeconf package no longer exists, doc needs updating or trigger should be removed
[05:23] <nickrud> handled
[05:23] <nickrud> localeconf has been gone for a few releases now ...
[05:26] <Flannel> Still relevant for Dapper
[05:27] <nickrud> there's a command that can change locales in hardy (used it) but for the life of me I can't remember
[06:35] <Flannel> What is Paddy_EIRE going on about?
[06:36] <wastrel> thinks josh is using neighbor's open wifi without permission
[06:36] <Flannel> wastrel: erm... please don't idle here :)
[06:36] <nickrud> he's said he has permission ...
[06:36] <wastrel> oki
[06:37] <wastrel> i forgot i was in here actually :]
[07:51] <Paddy_EIRE> hey homecable in #ubuntu is trying to send me all sorts of nasty things.. could he/she be kicked?
[07:52] <Flannel> Paddy_EIRE: Send how?
[07:52] <Paddy_EIRE> Flannel, offensive mp3's
[07:52] <Flannel> Paddy_EIRE: right, but ... oh DCC?
[07:52] <Paddy_EIRE> recordings of himself or something
[07:52] <Paddy_EIRE> yeah dcc
[07:53] <Flannel> I'll look into it, thanks.  Any idea why you?
[07:53] <Paddy_EIRE> he has stopped.. for now :)
[07:53] <Paddy_EIRE> Flannel, I dont recognise the nick
[07:53] <Flannel> Paddy_EIRE: alright, thanks for the heads up
[07:53] <Paddy_EIRE> I guess I will wait it out.. :)
[07:53] <Paddy_EIRE> best way
[08:00] <Flannel> Hi homecable, how can we help you?
[08:02] <homecable> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3UhYFzaKMI
[08:02] <homecable> :P
[08:02] <homecable> i'm going to give you hell !!!!!!
[08:02] <Flannel> homecable: This channel is for administrative discussion.  Is there something you had to discuss?
[08:04] <Flannel> homecable: Once again, please don't send unsolicited files to random people, nor should you query them with offtopic things.
[08:07] <Flannel> homecable: If there's nothing we can help you with, please don't idle here.
[08:25] <tritium> Flannel: anything that can be done for dholbach in #ubuntu-irc regarding his request to register #ubuntu-classroom-de?
[08:40] <Myrtti> good morning people
[08:41] <tritium> Good morning, Myrtti.
[08:41] <tritium> Myrtti: if you get a chance, can you please see the recent scrollback in #ubuntu-irc, and see if there's anything that we can do for dholbach?
[08:43] <Myrtti> will do, once I get my second cup of tea
[08:44] <tritium> Thanks, Myrtti!  I'm off to bed.  Have a good day!  :)
[08:47] <Myrtti> I probably don't have enough privileges myself, but will check
[08:47] <Flannel> I think it'll have to be a Council person
[08:49] <Myrtti> yeah, I don't have enough muscle to do a thing
[08:49] <Myrtti> /ns myaccess
[08:49] <Myrtti> no -classroom there :-<
[08:55] <Flannel> ubottu: tell Aurax about away
[08:55] <bazhang> homecable, is there something else?
[08:56] <Myrtti> I think I might need a third cup
[08:57] <bazhang> homecable, please dont idle here as per the channel topic
[08:57] <Myrtti> When in Rome, do as Romans - I decided I will not have coffee while here
[08:57] <Flannel> Myrtti: yay tea!
[08:59] <Myrtti> I might need to knit a tea cozy
[09:04] <topyli> i also saw you saying "miles"
[09:07] <Myrtti> topyli: after Seeker` used it ;-)
[09:08] <topyli> okay then :)
[10:27] <Flannel> Oops, that should've had a different reason.  Oh well
[10:27] <Flannel> that's what queries are for I suppose
[11:13] <Flannel> Myrtti: mind helping homecable find his way out of here?
[11:14] <Flannel> Thankee
[12:14] <jussi01> ikonia: ping
[13:10] <Tm_T> jussi01_: alive?
[13:25] <jussi01_> yes
[13:25] <jussi01_> Tm_T: 
[13:25] <Tm_T> jussi01_: ah, good
[13:28] <Myrtti> ubottu: tell D-- about away
[13:37] <Myrtti> *sigh*
[13:38] <Jack_Sparrow> @mark #ubuntu sambagirl i was told that president obama is going to make an executive order requiring everyone to use Ubuntu ;) Then she just got rude in PM
[13:39] <Jack_Sparrow> Myrtti,  Gotta love this.. <sambagirl> kiss my ass. i will speak to seveas about this.
[13:39] <Pici> hah
[13:40] <Myrtti> Jack_Sparrow: you didn't exactly give her a warning about refraining from talking politics
[13:40] <Jack_Sparrow> Tried the offtopic and PM's
[13:41]  * Myrtti shrugs
[13:41] <Jack_Sparrow> She has certainly been around long enough to know we dont do politics in the channel
[13:45]  * Tm_T huggles Myrtti 
[13:46] <Myrtti> I wonder who mib_kbfmgqbv on -ot is
[13:46] <Myrtti> someone from India I presume
[14:01] <Pici> I don't know who it is, which is why I didnt comment when he asked if you were an Ubuntu guy.  
[14:02] <Myrtti> yup
[14:02] <Myrtti> and also why I didn't reply to his question
[14:03] <Pici> er, wrong screen window
[14:24] <topyli> anyone watching -ot? i'll have to turn my back for a minute
[14:25] <Myrtti> sure
[14:25] <topyli> failfailtroll is being fed
[14:26] <Myrtti> noted
[14:53] <topyli> failfailtroll: hello
[14:54] <failfailtroll> is this ubuntu off topic?
[14:54] <topyli> failfailtroll: you have been forwarded here so we can chat
[14:54] <failfailtroll> cool
[14:54] <topyli> what's going on? you make no sense and use the channel for your own purposes, whatever they are
[14:55] <failfailtroll> i am fail fail trolling
[14:55] <failfailtroll> anything wrong with that
[14:55] <topyli> yes. you'll get banned
[14:55] <failfailtroll> then how come i am not banned already?
[14:55] <failfailtroll> cause i am not really trolling
[14:56] <failfailtroll> just not making sense and saying that i am a (fail fail) troll
[14:56] <failfailtroll> is that not legal?
[14:56] <topyli> exactly
[14:56] <topyli> i'm going to say "no"
[14:56] <failfailtroll> it's not legal?
[14:56] <topyli> no
[14:57] <failfailtroll> no as in "not legal" or not to "not legal"?
[14:57] <failfailtroll> *no to not legal?
[14:57] <topyli> it is not legal
[14:57] <failfailtroll> oh
[14:57] <failfailtroll> sorry
[14:57] <failfailtroll> i dont see how its not legal
[14:57] <topyli> now that you know, you can leave this channel
[14:58] <failfailtroll> am i troubling anybody by doing what i am doing?
[14:59] <failfailtroll> making no sense and saying that iam a (fail fail) troll?
[14:59] <topyli> please part the channel
[15:00] <failfailtroll> when i try to join #ubuntu-offtopic , nothing happens
[15:00] <failfailtroll> forward me there
[15:01] <Jack_Sparrow> It is called a ban
[15:02] <Jack_Sparrow> BAn is on BOTH accounts fail and your real name
[15:02] <failfailtroll> i no, i did not try to join with my real name, it just happened automatically
[15:02] <failfailtroll> bye
[15:02] <failfailtroll> i shall leave this room now
[15:03] <Jack_Sparrow> thank you
[15:03] <failfailtroll> never  to return again
[15:03] <Jack_Sparrow> thank you
[15:03] <failfailtroll> never
[15:03] <Jack_Sparrow> thank you
[15:04] <topyli> interesting fellow
[15:04] <Jack_Sparrow> Yep
[15:09] <Ward1983> sorry that was an accident
[15:41] <Tm_T> bluesmoke: hi, how can we help you?
[15:41] <bluesmoke> *groan*
[15:41] <Tm_T> Amaranth: hi, how can we help you?
[15:42] <Amaranth> ha?
[15:42] <Tm_T> (;)
[15:42] <Myrtti> Tm_T: :-P
[15:43] <Jack_Sparrow> :)
[16:01] <grndslm> could somebody please unban me from #ubuntu....  i made one funny ha ha and somebody screamed for the ops
[16:01] <Tm_T> what was this "funny" haha?
[16:01] <Jack_Sparrow> @login
[16:01] <Jack_Sparrow> @btlogin
[16:01] <grndslm> i just typed in "join #buttsex"
[16:02] <Tm_T> grndslm: no that's not funny
[16:02] <Myrtti> *rolleyes*
[16:02] <Myrtti> @bansearch grndslm 
[16:02] <grndslm> well... i'll never be funny again
[16:02] <nickrud> grndslm, better is to try to be actually funny
[16:03] <grndslm> good point
[16:03] <nickrud> grndslm, you'll avoid sexuall humor in the future?
[16:04] <grndslm> absolutely
[16:05] <grndslm> swee... thanks
[16:05] <nickrud> ok, I've removed the ban, but you should also look at 
[16:05] <nickrud> !coc
[16:05] <grndslm> will do
[16:05] <nickrud> grndslm, it'll give you an idea of humor topics that are bannable on sight
[16:05] <nickrud> grndslm, and humor goes over better in #ubuntu-offtopic
[16:06] <grndslm> kk
[16:07] <nickrud> grndslm, unless you have some other questions, we're done here
[16:07] <grndslm> lata
[16:08] <mneptok> that's a fantstic joke. subtle, wry, and mentions butts!
[16:08] <nickrud> juvenile. But, I hear similar stuff from 40 yr olds :(
[16:09] <Jack_Sparrow> mneptok, For some it is a BIGGER joke than others :)
[16:09] <nickrud> see!!! Another one :)
[16:09] <topyli> no, i will join no such thing with you :(
[16:10] <Jack_Sparrow> You cant look behind you without seeing another joke about them... Ok I will stop
[16:10]  * nickrud wishes he had -ops here, he'd ban everyone who just talked for 24 hrs 
[16:11] <Jack_Sparrow> My wife would thank you
[16:11] <nickrud> mneptok, ^^
[16:11] <nickrud> next time you're in the San Diego area, it'd probably be good for a meal
[16:12] <Jack_Sparrow> Any time you like
[16:12] <nickrud> dang, this quitting smoking thing is ruining my morning coffee
[16:13] <Jack_Sparrow> Good for you but.. ugh hard to do...
[16:14] <nickrud> a friend said he didn't stop missing his morning coffee and cigarette for something like 3 years ...
[16:15] <Jack_Sparrow> I'm addicted to coffee that is for sure
[16:16] <Myrtti> which reminds me
[16:16] <Jack_Sparrow> Let me know if there is a meal in town, get Flannel and we can all tell stories
[16:17] <nickrud> Jack_Sparrow, come to scale. 
[16:18] <Jack_Sparrow> nickrud, Where and when, I expect to be going to Vegas tonight.. but that may get delayed
[16:18] <nickrud> Jack_Sparrow, http://scale7x.socallinuxexpo.org/
[16:19] <nickrud> not sure which night of that weekend, it'll have to be negotiated 
[16:21] <Jack_Sparrow> I am not sure where I will be 2th of feb..
[16:21] <Jack_Sparrow> 20th
[16:21] <nickrud> gee, that means you can move it to the top of the pile
[16:21] <nickrud> me, I'll be at work about .8 mile from the hotel
[16:22] <Jack_Sparrow> Sure, easy for you.,  Im not even sure which of 4 states I will be in that weekend
[16:22] <Jack_Sparrow> or even which coast
[16:22] <Jack_Sparrow> brb
[16:22] <nickrud> It's where two of us will be. You're welcome to join. Actually, I'm not sure of Flannel's schedule for that weekend. He's gonna be extremely busy I do know that
[16:55] <genii-around> jussi01_: ping
[17:00] <genii-around> @login
[17:04] <Tm_T> ops awake in -classroom channels?
[17:06]  * mneptok goes to peek
[17:07] <mneptok> 12:06 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- You are not authorized to perform this operation.
[17:07] <mneptok> no +o for me
[17:07] <Tm_T> mneptok: interested to watch over?
[17:07] <mneptok> Tm_T: can't promise to. i'm at the office.
[17:07] <mneptok> (and i don't have ops there)
[17:08] <Tm_T> mneptok: ah, well, i'll op you anyway for now
[17:08] <mneptok> but i can keep a weather eye
[17:35] <jussi01_> genii-around: cores down due to a bug. I assume that was the ping reason?
[17:36] <Tm_T> jussi01_: I'll send you a mail as soon as my Kmail is rebuilt, sorry for delay
[17:38] <jpds> Sorting it out.
[17:40] <genii-around> jussi01_: Yes, I caught what was going on now in #quassel channel :)
[18:46] <Seeker`> heya
[18:48] <jpds> Hey Seeker`.
[18:48] <Seeker`> how be?
[18:49] <jpds> Not too bad, yourself?
[18:52] <Seeker`> am good
[19:39] <NGL-Jabrroa> hello everyone
[19:39] <NGL-Jabrroa> :)
[19:40] <Jack_Sparrow> @login
[19:40] <Jack_Sparrow> @btlogin
[19:40] <NGL-Jabrroa> whats that?
[19:40] <NGL-Jabrroa> @login
[19:40] <NGL-Jabrroa> lol
[19:41] <NGL-Jabrroa> ?
[19:41] <NGL-Jabrroa> whats that? Jack_Sparrow
[19:41] <Jack_Sparrow> Logging in to our tracker.  HOw may we help you today
[19:42] <NGL-Jabrroa> oh ok cool :) i dont need help actually :) sorry i was just saying Hello to everyone. hope you all are having a good day! :
[19:42] <NGL-Jabrroa> :)
[19:43] <Jack_Sparrow> Please dont idle in this channel. It is  for official business only and I see that we have had dealing with you at least 6 times in the last week or so
[19:43] <Jack_Sparrow> Including ban evasion
[19:44] <Jack_Sparrow> !idle > NGL-Jabrroa 
[20:02] <Pici> Yay. GoogleCal plugin can do a basic @schedule now.
[20:30] <Jack_Sparrow> @mark #Ubuntu GeilerBock Hey check this out http://tinyurl.com/94exmn Porn Spam
[21:07] <mneptok> i set -classroom +m until tomorrow's sessions
[21:50] <jrib> mneptok: why? :/
[21:59] <jussi01> nalioth: your needed in -meeting ;)
[22:00] <mneptok> jrib: why not?
[22:01] <mneptok> -meeting should be used only for meetings, and not for general hang-out and discussions, AFAIK.
[22:02] <Flannel> -meeting vs -classroom
[22:02] <jrib> mneptok: we're not talking about -meeting :)
[22:02] <mneptok> ugh. sorry.
[22:02]  * mneptok is reentering after a month off
[22:02] <jrib> anyway, a few people use -classroom to take people who have trouble following with the traffic in #ubuntu
[22:02] <mneptok> obviosuly i need some synapse lube
[22:03]  * jrib lubes mneptok
[22:03] <jrib> wait, that came out wrong
[22:03] <mneptok> so put it back in and try again.
[22:03] <mneptok> >:)
[22:11] <jussi01> ikonia: ping
[22:32] <Jack_Sparrow> @login
[22:32] <Jack_Sparrow> @btlogin
[22:34] <Myrtti> oh for gods sake... oh. right. Finnish time. nevermind
[22:47] <topyli> i do mind. good night :)
[23:04] <Pricey> Sorry i didn't make it earlier, real life getting in the way.
[23:04] <Pricey> And hmm PriceChild seems to have gone missing. Hopefully he'll be bask asap.
[23:12] <jussi01> Pricey: just heading to bed. nick is gonna reschedule the meeting for feb sometime
[23:22] <Myrtti> new slippers ♥
[23:23] <nalioth> are they furry?
[23:28] <Myrtti> nope
[23:32] <Myrtti> http://flickr.com/photos/myrtti/3210401535/
[23:33] <Jack_Sparrow> Cute
[23:35] <nalioth> butterflies? bunny rabbit slippers are warmer :p
[23:38] <Seeker`> Myrtti: good day?
[23:39] <Myrtti> most excellent
[23:39] <Seeker`> Myrtti: cool. Whatcha get up to?
[23:40] <Myrtti> nothing that speshul, but I'm the low maintenance kinda girl
[23:40] <Seeker`> haha
[23:40] <Seeker`> got any touristy stuff planned?
[23:41] <Jack_Sparrow> Ill be in Las Vegas tomorrow does that count
[23:41] <Seeker`> cool
[23:42] <Jack_Sparrow> Little business, a little fun
[23:42] <Myrtti> Seeker`: weekend is for Meeting The Parents, EEEEEEEK
[23:42] <Jack_Sparrow> Myrtti, His or yours
[23:42] <Myrtti> His
[23:42] <Jack_Sparrow> arrrgh
[23:43] <Myrtti> He's got it easy, my parents don't speak a word of English
[23:43] <Myrtti> but I've got to actually try to sound and say intelligent stuff
[23:44] <Jack_Sparrow> It'll be fine
[23:46] <Seeker`> Myrtti: where are you going for that?
[23:47] <Myrtti> Littlehampton
[23:47] <bazhang> haha
[23:47] <Myrtti> I need to get the shawl done before that though
[23:48] <bazhang> presumably she has already met her own parents
[23:48] <Myrtti> bazhang: he hasn't
[23:48] <Seeker`> Myrtti: but you have
[23:49] <Seeker`> Myrtti: is that why you've been nervous?
[23:49] <Myrtti> no, that was because of work stress
[23:50] <Seeker`> ah, ok
[23:51] <Myrtti> time to go to bed methinks
[23:52] <Myrtti> I have to try to be working again tomorrow earlyish to be somewhat synced with Finland working hours
[23:52] <Seeker`> nn
[23:52] <Myrtti> nini
[23:53] <bazhang> night
[23:56] <Jack_Sparrow> nini