[00:00] Seeker`: There are a lot in there still though. [00:00] Some since splits and I'm going to clear the list. [00:02] Pricey: What is going on-- I am just curious -- all I see is mode this and mode that? [00:03] http://paste.ubuntu.com/124059/ is what I removed for easy reference. [00:04] redvamp128: Please read http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml for explanation on channel mode e. They are temporarily set by the floodbots but hadn't been removed when they should have been. [00:04] Ah ok -- I noticed something last night -- there were about 30 people added/joined last night... and it caused my pidgin to go blank for about 50 seconds. [00:04] !xchat [00:04] Sorry, I don't know anything about xchat [00:05] !info xchat [00:05] xchat (source: xchat): IRC client for X similar to AmIRC. In component universe, is optional. Version 2.8.6-2ubuntu1 (intrepid), package size 315 kB, installed size 840 kB [00:05] redvamp128: lovely stuff ^ :) [00:05] !info irssi [00:05] irssi (source: irssi): terminal based IRC client. In component main, is optional. Version 0.8.12-4ubuntu2 (intrepid), package size 1056 kB, installed size 2908 kB [00:05] I do have it installed though I prefer pidgin... for me it is easier on the eye [00:05] Seeker`: That's being thrown in at the deep end :) [00:06] Thanks Pricey- see ya'll later [00:09] Pricey: yup, but it is a great client :P [01:43] ugh [02:07] In #ubuntu, bobg said: Ubottu: There is a warning about AMD. I have an AMD chip === JanC_ is now known as JanC [03:11] kent, how may we help you [03:29] Hi kent, how can we help you today? [04:14] Hello, I have questions concerning read errors and irc ports [04:15] TheDuke_NY: depending on the question, that may or may not be topical for this channel, but go ahead. [04:16] I have never had problems connecting to freenode until recently, I have been able to connect, but get no welcome message, with no ability to join an IRC channel. After a short period of time I get disconnected with a "read error" [04:16] The default port has never worked for me, I have been using 7000 in the past. [04:17] I tried using mutiple ports with no success [04:20] any ideas as to why this has been happening to me? [05:08] TheDuke_NY, 8001 is another port to try. [05:09] TheDuke_NY, however, the ubuntu ops do not run Freenode. you're more likely to get people who know in #freenode [05:23] thanks, i got nickserv on irc.ubuntu.com server; but it wont let me join channels [05:26] well, that worked for a little while. Now I got a read error again. [05:27] TheDuke_NY, #freenode is the channel for this [05:27] TheDuke_NY, /join #freenode [07:14] DrDerek called the ops in #ubuntu-offtopic (bullgard4) [07:16] solv0rd [07:18] nalioth: repeater and rude person he is, so I guess that was fine [07:18] Tm_T: automatons are not welcome [07:24] nalioth: Can I get a reason that you banned me from #ubuntu-offtopic, please? [07:33] bullgard4: i believe your /lastlog will show you [07:34] and i don't believe you were banned at any time, and certainly aren't now [07:35] i DO suggest you fix whatever keeps repeating, though [07:38] nalioth: No, my lastlog does not show me that. I do not know that there is anything in my computer that keeps repeating things in #ubuntu-offtopic. [07:40] I received a message: "08:15 -!- mode/#ubuntu-offtopic [+b %*!*@p5B2598F5.dip0.t-ipconnect.de] by nalioth". Is this no ban? [07:42] bullgard4: your client repeated this line every 5 minutes for some time: 1235798659 23:24 < bullgard4> What audience targets http://freshmeat.net at? [07:43] and the presence of the % in that line shows it's a quiet [07:45] nalioth: I do not understand your statement: "and the presence of the % in that line shows it's a quiet". Can you explain? I know an adjective 'quiet' but I do not know a noun 'quiet'. What does that mean, pleasw? [07:45] s/pleasw/please [07:46] For tips and information on channel and user modes and management, see http://freenode.net/using_the_network.shtml bullgard4 [07:46] anything else? [07:46] Yes. [07:47] Your statement: "bullgard4: your client repeated this line every 5 minutes for some time: 1235798659 23:24 < bullgard4> What audience targets http://freshmeat.net at?" is false, it is not true. [07:50] bullgard4: i'm not intereted in arguing. i have the logs. [07:50] your client _was_ repeating, and you've been asked to look into it [07:50] was there anything else? [07:52] Thank you very much for your information. [07:56] please see the /topic, bullgard4 [08:09] crdlb called the ops in #ubuntu (nigga_please) [08:46] bullgard4, please dont idle here as per the channel /topic [08:48] bullgard4: did you have any other questions? [08:49] 18 min idle time [08:50] Myrtti: No, thank you. [08:50] bullgard4: then please part [09:38] Tm_T: would you talk to hansapallo about his quit message [09:38] sure [10:23] uh-oh [10:23] [12:23] < zs> im not, I left it at that.. I don't care to follow a few rules [10:24] saw that [10:24] * Myrtti is going to leave it at that [10:24] and in #ubuntu 'damn you I wanted opinions' [10:24] but I'm also going to kick him the first chance I get [10:34] GRAAAAHHH I feel so *old* when talking to these KIDS. [10:35] it must be the amount of life experience [10:36] yep [10:36] * elky hugs Myrtti [10:37] the sad part is that not all of them are actually kids. [10:37] most are not [10:38] coolduuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or whatever he's called is looking to stir trouble [10:44] shepherd: i think you would b better off using windows [10:44] qed [10:50] what shepherd needs is someone to help him check if he can mount his fat/ntfs partitions... [10:50] but I need coffee before I can even consider helping him [10:50] and he quit [10:52] ouch [10:53] silenceisdefeat is allowed now? [10:55] apparently so... [11:17] I'm not aware how the kline configuration options are but I'm assuming it's the same as a ban where you can ban on ident ? [12:02] -ot is a madhouse [12:02] and you only realise this now ? [12:02] the sun is blue the sky is hot [12:02] I mean it's more crazy now than normally [12:02] oh wait [12:02] ikonia Kline allows a lot of things [12:03] zs/coooooldudddeeeee I am guessing [12:03] bazhang: add into mix ASUS-tek and we're done [12:04] I'm just waiting for him to start his third degree interrogation [12:04] Myrtti, all that is missing is...grow-as-apple [12:04] oh, he left [12:04] stir, mix, insanity! [12:05] "Add only Water" [12:05] never after midnight [12:50] stupid dell. raised the price of the m1330 again. i am *so* not paying $1700 for a laptop [12:51] they also removed the 'no nvidia motherboard melter plzkthx' option [12:52] so, suffice to say, i am no longer getting that laptop :( [12:52] now i just gotta find another decent 13" laptop that weighs <2kg [12:55] elky: I got the intel board 1330 - about 2 weeks after it turned up dell retired the intel one and started making nvidia only [12:56] i could get one from overseas, but the idea of sending $1500 through a proxy makes me uneasy [12:58] I don't know any dell region that still sells the intel model [12:58] they are all nvidia only [12:59] well, this has only happened in Au since thursday [13:00] probably on their friday refresh [13:00] so, i'm now reconsidering one of http://pioneercomputers.com.au/products/products.asp?c1=3&c2=166 [13:01] elky: sis graphics !!!!! warning !!!!!! [13:01] yeah, that's the annoying bit. [13:01] 12.1 has intel [13:01] but the 12.1.. .yeah [13:01] heh [13:02] may as well get a netbook in that case [13:02] bazhang, that's the whole idea of a 12 or 13 inch laptop. it's a netbook, that i can actually see and type on [13:02] 10 inch not vastly smaller than 12 [13:02] 12 is the smallest I'd consider [13:03] and I think now that I've got a 13'' I Think thats the best size for me [13:03] elky, good point [13:03] expecially about the typing [13:03] or even typing and irc :) [13:03] yeah, i have a 701. it's fine for irc, email and depending on the phase of moon and number of goat sacrifices, it even works for presenting. [13:04] but the kb is too small [13:04] I have the same [13:04] i have girl hands [13:04] as do I [13:04] it's fine for typing so long as i have fingernails [13:04] and so long as the fingernails are not to long [13:04] I can never work with the touchpad, and the kb is too small even for me [13:05] it's not too small, but it's not comfortable either [13:06] okay my hands are not that small :) [13:06] my hands are 17cm from wrist to tip of middle finger [13:10] In #ubuntu, Veselushko said: !foo is foobar [13:10] In #ubuntu, Veselushko said: !foobar is foo [13:11] ? [13:11] another option is the lenovo sl300. currently marked down here [13:12] veselushko nearing a remove [13:12] elky: what card (video) is in that ? [13:13] Intel GMA X4500 [13:32] bazhang, was it you hoping for asus-tek? [13:32] he's heeeeeeeeeeeere [13:32] elky, cwortman is worse right now [13:32] yeah [13:32] bill gates worshipping etc [13:39] oh coollddddudddeeee is back. fun [13:48] i swear i can feel my intelligence slamming the door on the way out. [13:49] cwortman is actually not dumb, but has some nasty views [13:49] intelligence is not just about knowledge. [13:49] coolduudede is just a 17 yr old hindi kid, annoying ala nbeebo [13:49] intelligence is just as much about how to use the knowledge you have [13:49] true [13:50] ++ [13:55] oh, so now the geek peeing contest has started? [14:05] better than the alternative [14:06] oh no, I've removed vpenis.sh from my systems! [14:06] hehehe [14:06] good [14:06] oh, I still have a backup ^___^ [14:06] 88.1cm [14:07] vpenis? [14:07] oof [14:07] *snigger* [14:08] echo `uptime|grep day|sed 's/.*up $[0-9]*$ day.*/\1\/10+/';awk '/^cpu MHz/ {print $4"/30+"; }' /proc/cpuinfo;free|awk '/^Mem/ {print $3"/1024/3+"}';df -l -P -k -x nfs -x none -x bind | awk '!/1k/{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END {print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'`|bc|sed 's/$.$$/.\1cm/' [14:10] yes, I had an odd boyfriend. [14:10] heh [14:11] nafallo@wizard:~$ vpenis.sh [14:11] 155.9cm [14:11] nafallo@pony:~$ ./vpenis.sh [14:11] ./vpenis.sh: 2: bc: not found [14:11] ;-) [14:11] :-P [14:13] 53.5 on my laptop [14:17] 95.6 on my desktop which i just turned on [14:18] 34.6cm on my laptop. you know, just in case you're wondering why i want a new one. [14:19] 55.1cm on my home server [14:21] 45cm on adder.magicalforest.se (hosting ubuntu-{se,nordic}.org [14:34] phew [14:36] it's like kicking a retarded puppy [14:37] that was like an extended contest of who can be the most annoying [14:37] zs will win again next time he starts going on about having no money [14:37] with whichever phrase he uses [14:37] haha [14:39] Host 'aten', running Linux 2.6.24-23-generic - Cpu0: AMD Athlon 1000 MHz; Up: 23d+10:51; Users: 2; Load: 0.00; Free: [Mem: 13/1446 Mio] [Swap: 671/715 Mio] [/: 5925/9746 Mio] [/home: 499140/699314 Mio]; Vpenis: 248.3 cm; [14:39] mneptok, nice blog! [14:40] hmm? [14:40] oh, the Drabble? [14:40] thanks :) [14:40] saw your posts from planet :) [14:40] that reminds me ... [14:40] have bookmarked the mariadb site [14:41] christel nalioth Gary: could i get an Ubuntu member cloak now that i'm not a Canonical person? or better yet, could we expedite the Maria project group app? O:) [14:41] now an angel haha [14:42] i got the halo (tarnished) off a dead guy. [14:43] :0 [14:44] Freenode activity in my home client will take some getting used to :) [14:44] mneptok: hey ! [14:44] ikonia: oy! [14:44] mneptok: congratulations on your new job. [14:45] thanks [14:45] work begins in earnest this weekend [14:46] but first i have to get some muscle memory for this new irssi window layout [14:46] mneptok: so you're a home worker now [14:46] (-ops is 8. not 3. NOT 3.) [14:46] aye. [14:46] very nice [14:46] we're off to tritium-world in a month or two. [14:46] (New Mexico) [14:47] ah [14:47] http://www.flickr.com/photos/openthreads/516220938/sizes/o/ <--- looks very nice from a Montreal winter ;) [14:49] flickr down [14:49] "hold my clicks" ??? [14:49] refresh. [14:49] it's not down, just "challenged" ;) [14:50] no trees ugh. [15:03] the plasma bank? [15:07] he's poor. he's selling his plasma. [15:08] so he said many times [15:08] a parting shot I would guess [15:25] I need to start fitness boxing or something [15:25] my anger towards IRC idiots makes me want to hit someone in the face [15:27] hard. [15:31] :/ [15:31] or get a wii [15:56] mneptok: launchpad page? [15:59] Nevermind. [15:59] mneptok: ubuntu cloak added. [16:02] Pricey: kickbooty. thanks. [16:05] no probs [16:13] In #ubuntu-offtopic, MTecknology said: !idle is behavior [16:15] ?? [16:15] !behaviour [16:15] The people here are volunteers, your attitude should reflect that. Answers are not always available. See http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines [16:15] bah [16:15] yay [16:15] !behavior [16:15] haha take that [16:15] (jdong) [16:16] !color [16:16] Sorry, I don't know anything about color [16:16] !colour [16:16] Sorry, I don't know anything about colour [16:17] !colonoscopy [16:17] Sorry, I don't know anything about colonoscopy [16:17] you're about to ... [16:17] Why should !idle be an alias to behaviour? [16:17] !idle [16:17] Please keep in mind that this channel is for operator/abuse questions only; we ask you to part when you have no further business here in order to keep track of users with pending inquiries. [16:17] bah that's a -ops one, [16:28] 'its too easy to break Ubuntu' [16:29] ignore it [16:29] trolling? [16:29] perlmonkey [16:29] just sulking [17:18] Flannel: busy in there - tag your it [17:19] * Flannel wishes he could be it. [17:45] mmmmm bath. [17:46] djm621 in -ot [18:02] * genii makes a large pot of coffee [18:02] too many trolls today in -ot [18:08] ooh, a russian. [18:09] fluent in english as well [18:10] atleast the bath took all the pain away from my knees and ankles and back [18:10] whee [18:12] * Tm_T huggles Myrtti [18:12] lucky you [18:13] I know the pain will come back once the warmth escapes [18:13] in the meantime, I'll enjoy [18:14] In ubottu, nivalis said: !nivalis is confused [18:14] lol [18:17] bazhang: Hehe [18:17] genii, thanks for the cookie! [18:19] bazhang: Anytime, of course [18:20] cookie? [18:21] cookie? [18:21] Been a very long week for me, so trying not to get dragged into any marathon support sessions, etc. Figured I'll be cookie and coffee supply ... [18:21] hehe [18:21] someone is giving out COOKIES?! [18:21] ruhroh [18:21] where? [18:21] * genii slides Myrtti the bag of assorted cookies and lets her pick one out [18:22] watch yer fingers [18:22] * Myrtti picks a broken and ugly one and gives Gary one of the prettier ones [18:22] gary is about! [18:22] might lose a digit [18:23] ooh, tea [18:23] * Myrtti pours tea for everyone [18:23] nom nom nom [18:23] tea, meh, I haves hobgoblin [18:24] Mmm... tea sounds good for a change instead of my usual coffee [18:28] red wine [19:04] @bansearch DaemonFC [19:04] No matches found for daemonfc!n=null@c-69-245-138-66.hsd1.in.comcast.net in any channel [19:07] I'm getting bored with him [19:12] !prayer [19:12] Dear $DEITY, Give me strength to understand and work with users who question my logic, the rules, netiquette and common sense. Give me resilience to teach them the basics of Linux, Ubuntu, Community Guidelines and IRC. Allow me not to stray to nitpicking, argument, foul language or leisurely op abuse. Deliver me my daily xkcd, User Friendly, LWN, /. and Planet Ubuntu, and guard over my encrypted drives. Let it be so. [19:15] amen [19:22] Tm_T: if you're there, could you growl at the -fi for me [19:23] wow...how can you guys call yourself a distro [19:23] excuse me? [19:24] you guys just focus on noobs [19:24] Hell-Razor: easy, Ubuntu is a distro...there I called it a distro [19:24] Hell-Razor: do you have an operator/abuse question? [19:24] Hell-Razor: then Ubuntu should fit you perfectly [19:24] come on, I like feeding the trolls! [19:24] We know.. we know :P [19:24] nixternal: ok, go on then :P [19:24] hahahahaha [19:25] * Myrtti gets her popcorn [19:25] * nixternal grabs more coffee [19:25] Hell-Razor: come on, you gotta be able to troll better than that [19:25] how about the brown theme? [19:26] ok LjL, you can get rid of um, this trolling adventure is boring [19:26] most people that use ubuntu dont know jack shit about linux...they go around parading that they use it and oo look at them. the coding sucks as a backend, you cant do shit with it, everybody cries when they ask for help with it. i asked several people "what kernel do you use" when they were running ubuntu and [19:26] there we go [19:26] im getting there nixternal settle down [19:26] hahaha [19:26] BWAAAHAHAH [19:26] Hell-Razor: why troll an IRC OPs channel though? [19:26] cheap entertainment [19:26] ...and they say "whats a kernel" and "how do i figure that out" [19:26] cause its fun [19:27] because he's out of non-ops channels i suppose [19:27] no theres plenty more [19:27] this is just a random one i picked [19:27] Hell-Razor: but you have to admit, we have brought more people to Linux than any other distro has ever drempt of, even if they are noobs...remember the day you were a noob? [19:27] no, you havent [19:27] sure we have [19:27] gentoo then? [19:27] hahaha [19:27] :-> [19:27] no, you havent [19:28] who has then? [19:28] *Snork* [19:28] redhat and fedora alone have done at least 10x more than you guys have [19:28] oh, cry me a river [19:28] but they couldn't market themselves out of a wet paper bag for the desktop industry could they? [19:28] they shouldnt have to [19:28] I'm sure guys like you market them the best [19:28] also remember that red hat has been around for about 10 more years than ubuntu [19:29] [19:29] so saying we have contributed less or done this less is obviously true today, but it shouldn't be held against us [19:29] badumtshih [19:29] you have done nothing [19:29] that isn't true at all and you know it [19:29] so if we're nothing, then why are you bothering? [19:29] it is true [19:29] come on dude, you have to be able to troll better than that [19:30] you my friend, are a trolling noob [19:30] or just bored and decided to go trolling [19:30] true [19:30] been there done that myself [19:30] *gasp* [19:31] all you non-Acorn Archimedes users are so sad losers. [19:31] especially the Atari using ones. [19:31] it must suck living your life in jealously....here is a good idea, why don't you go to distro watch and cheat the hell out of it to make red hat and fedora #1 there [19:31] and this is after ive been trying to help somebody (using what distro... ill give you one guess ) for the past hour and a half with using cedega and theyre saying it sucks when its the distros problem not cedega [19:31] Hell-Razor: tell them to file a bug :) [19:32] * Myrtti refuses to give personal help, points people to answers.launchpad.net, ubuntuforums and irc channels [19:32] *yawn* [19:32] hehe [19:33] Myrtti, maybe thats my problem [19:34] nixternal, and i dont mean a bug, but like they just needed a more up-to-date kernel [19:34] I can help people all my hearts desire in #ubuntu and #xubuntu and #ubuntu-fi [19:34] but I'm not anybody's personal helpdesk [19:34] Hell-Razor: ahhh, what version of ubuntu were they running that they needed a more up-to-date kernel for cedega? [19:35] it was actually for their ati drivers so cedega would work [19:35] and i dont konw [19:35] ya, gotcha....i hate the proprietary driver issue...hopefully one day it will be good for all [19:35] ah, so a *proprietary* package didn't work because it was blocked by a *proprietary* driver [19:35] and it's Ubuntu's fault [19:35] makes sense [19:36] LjL, no its a ubuntu problem because everything is "oh you dont know how to do that, the cd will do it for you!" [19:37] *boring* [19:38] exactly [19:38] so, was there anything else? [19:38] anyway lets see how fast i can get banned from other shitti-ubuntu channels [19:38] fast [19:38] haha [19:39] the color of the highlight i have on him can't easily go unnoticed [19:39] typical gentoo user [19:39] (it's also quite unreadable but... i guess that's what you get for an attention-catching highlight) [19:39] they hate the fact their distro is falling apart around them [19:40] nixternal: don't be harsh. the gentoo ops said they know him as a troll too [19:40] I wouldn't even classify him as a troll to be honest [19:40] a real troll can typically back up their statements [19:40] nixternal: ok, a spammer then [19:41] since spam both #ubuntu and #kubuntu is what he did [19:41] ya, a spammer, but I was thinking more along the lines of...I don't know...how do I say this nicely... [19:41] by the way [19:41] an e-tard? [19:41] @mark #ubuntu-ops Hell-Razor [19:41] The operation succeeded. [19:41] nixternal: you don't have to say it nicely [19:41] hehe [19:46] bullgard4 warning [20:00] WTH [20:00] what's #ubuntu-talk? [20:01] Pricey, nalioth? [20:01] nobody there [20:01] but alexandr [21:34] not again... [21:34] hi [21:47] o O ( MEH ) [22:08] _VIM_ called the ops in #ubuntu (C0de) [22:10] Hmm. [22:14]