[01:02] <turtle_> hi
[01:03] <LjL> hello
[01:04] <jussi01> turtle_: can we help you with something?
[01:05] <turtle_> i got banned from ubuntu
[01:05] <LjL> do you know why?
[01:05] <turtle_> not really
[01:06] <turtle_> for acting silly for one sec and the admin didnt like my sense of humor?
[01:06] <turtle_> can you unban me?
[01:06] <LjL> turtle_: you were kicked twice, don't you think the first one should have served as a warning?
[01:11] <LjL> turtle_: you should probably come back tomorrow at a time when the operator who banned you is likely to be around, which i would guess is any time except europe's middle-of-the-night
[01:26] <turtle_> how u know its Europe?
[01:27] <nickrud> turtle_, because we have records. Also see the topic, please don't idle here.
[01:27] <turtle_> ok
[01:27] <turtle_> later
[04:02] <Amaranth> @btlogin
[04:02] <GladiatusHelper> Amaranth: Error: "btlogin" is not a valid command.
[04:02] <Amaranth> @login
[04:02] <GladiatusHelper> Amaranth: Error: "login" is not a valid command.
[04:02] <Amaranth> @bansearch dash84
[04:02] <GladiatusHelper> Amaranth: Error: "bansearch" is not a valid command.
[04:02] <Amaranth> I have no idea how to use this thing...
[04:02] <Amaranth> there we go
[04:03] <Amaranth> @btlogin
[04:03] <GladiatusHelper> Amaranth: Error: "btlogin" is not a valid command.
[04:10] <nickrud> who's your new friend Amaranth 
[04:12] <tritium> Hi nickrud.  Tell me about the "epic troll" you had for me earlier.
[04:12] <nickrud> ah, lemme find the quote
[04:12] <tritium> ok
[04:12] <Amaranth> nickrud: someone asked about them in offtopic
[04:13] <nickrud> @who
[04:13] <GladiatusHelper> nickrud: Error: "who" is not a valid command.
[04:13] <nickrud> who is GladiatusHelper 
[04:13] <Pici> Looks to be a supybot
[04:16] <nickrud> ok, whose is GladiatusHelper ;)
[04:16] <Pici> I'm guessing a misconfigured ubottu clone
[04:17] <Pici> I'm asking in the other channel it is in
[04:37] <Flannel> Er... Didn't I ban him the other day? or was that just a kick?
[04:37] <Flannel> I guess I just removed him
[04:43] <Pici> LjL: banforwarded it to here
[04:44] <Pici> er, s/:/,/
[05:21] <Flannel> Hi turtle_, how can we help you today?
[05:21] <Flannel> I guess we can't
[07:04] <Flannel> cactusfrog looks like he'll be trouble in -ot
[07:06] <Flannel> Mmmm, much sooner than I suspected, at that.
[10:14] <bazhang> ugh
[10:14]  * Tm_T huggles Myrtti 
[10:15] <elky> bazhang, icestar = hynix, fya
[10:15] <elky> fyi*
[10:15] <bazhang> elky, yuck. also asus-tek iirc
[10:16] <elky> yeah
[10:16] <elky> also, aprilhare is developing to be quite a clingy one
[10:16] <bazhang> I think daemonfc may be ryanaxb of earlier
[10:21] <Myrtti> I don't care who he is
[10:22] <Myrtti> He's going to be kicked as soon as I get my hands on him
[10:23] <bazhang> it seems they get creepy/offensive, then change nicks and figure they can start with a clean slate
[10:23] <Tm_T> stop them with cannon
[10:40]  * jussi01_ tacklehugs the channel
[11:12] <jussio1> ikonia: ping
[11:27] <Seeker`> lo jussio1 
[11:29] <jussio1> heya Seeker`
[11:43] <elky> bazhang, jussi01_ Myrtti. panarchy is back
[11:44] <jussio1> oh lovely
[11:45] <Seeker`> jussio1: how be?
[11:45] <Myrtti> noted
[11:46] <elky> um... are there no bans on him for -ot?
[11:46] <Myrtti> not that I know of
[11:47] <Myrtti> jussi01_: ?
[11:47] <quassel251> huh?
[11:47] <quassel251> oh crap
[11:48] <elky> heh
[11:48] <Seeker`> wb
[11:48]  * Myrtti sniggers
[11:48] <jussio1> *g*
[11:48] <jussio1> just using the mono client while my core is shifted to postgres instead of sqlite...
[11:49] <elky> ikonia, ping? is panarchy crossposting to everywhere again?
[11:49] <elky> actually, i can confirm he is. he's hit up #debian too
[11:51] <elky> there, now he is.
[11:51] <jussio1> did we unban him?
[11:52] <elky> Myrtti, un-forwarded and didn't replace it. it's been replaced now
[12:11] <Myrtti> yay.
[12:11] <Myrtti> [14:10] ~~~zaapiel [i=Set@unaffiliated/zaapiel] has joined #ubuntu-women
[12:11] <Myrtti> [14:10] < zaapiel> good afternoon ladies
[12:11] <Myrtti> [14:10] < zaapiel> can I get you a drink?
[12:11] <Myrtti> [14:11] < Myrtti> zaapiel: under which rock did you crawl from?
[12:11] <Myrtti> [14:11] < zaapiel> #politics
[12:11] <Myrtti> [14:11] < BernieMadoff> this channel got spammed in #politics
[12:27] <topyli> nice to see that zaapiel has found a home
[12:28] <elky> ahhahaha... /wii panarchy and look at his chans list
[12:28] <Myrtti> :-/
[12:34] <mneptok> HELLO LADIES!
[12:35] <jussio1> oh dear god help me... mneptok is here
[12:35] <mneptok> wait, i think i just violated a condition of my parole.
[12:36] <mneptok> yup. "No trolling women on IRC. <capslock> restricted. Must ceck with officer every 48h."
[12:36] <mneptok> damn.
[12:36] <jussio1> "a" condition?
[12:37] <jussio1> only 1 ?
[12:37] <mneptok> but i note with interest Jussi responds to "HELLO LADIES."
[12:37] <mneptok> perhaps we can share a delicate cycle at the hotel laundry at a UDS ....
[12:37]  * jussio1 hurts mneptok...
[12:37] <mneptok> i love you, too, Sugar-Bumps. :)
[12:39] <jussio1> oh dear... mneptok AND Gary... :P
[12:39] <mneptok> i wonder if "my f-ing cockatiel decided to start laying eggs after 5 years of ownership" is a suitable entry in yesterday's work time log.  :/
[12:41] <jussio1> no
[12:42] <Myrtti> mneptok: I actually wouldn't be terribly surprised...
[12:43] <mneptok> Myrtti: with Monty? not at all. i just won;t put it on the timelog because he and his wife will become concerned about us. :)
[12:44] <mneptok> "OH! That's terrible! Are you OK? Need a few months off?"
[12:48] <elky> hehehe
[13:30] <elky> ugh. now i get a PM with "<aprilhare> don't engage him he sounds like an idiot" because i'm responding to jimmyspark
[13:32] <Myrtti> elky: my irony detector started to smoke
[13:33] <elky> yeah
[15:08] <Seeker`> nalioth: where are mootbots logs currently stored?
[15:22] <Pici> Interesting name.
[15:57] <genii-around> jussi01_: Ping
[16:47]  * Gary nibbles LjL 
[17:18] <Myrtti> mmmmmm chocolate egg
[17:18]  * Tm_T is broken
[17:26] <Pici> Argh.  What is with these trolls today?!
[17:27] <Tm_T> Pici: it's wednesday, middle of long week
[17:27]  * Pici checks the calendar, maybe its a full moonm
[17:27] <Pici> Nope, only half
[17:48] <ikonia> elky: you there ?
[18:15] <LjL> ikonia, are you purposefully trying to confuse my bots by putting pipes in banmasks? :P
[18:23] <jussio1> *g*
[18:23] <Ursinha> jussio1, what that means?
[18:35] <LjL> !skype
[18:36] <LjL> what do you think about adding something on the lines of "But please use free protocols instead if you can, see !Ekiga", similarly to what's done with !restrictedformats?
[18:36] <Tm_T> LjL: sure
[18:44] <ikonia> LjL: yes, it gives me pleasure to do this to you
[18:45]  * Pici makes no comment
[19:17] <LjL> why do we have #ubuntu-at in the !de factoid? the topic and amount of people doesn't make it sound like a support channel
[19:20] <Mez> LjL: austria?
[19:20] <LjL> yeah
[19:20] <LjL> but the topic makes it look much more like a loco channel rather than a support channel
[19:21] <LjL> i always thought there wasn't a split in support *at least* with the german speaking ones
[19:24] <Pici> !de
[19:25] <Pici> I never really noticed before
[19:42] <Pici> !landscape
[19:42] <Pici> !landscape is <reply> Landscape makes the management and monitoring of Ubuntu systems simple and effective by combining world-class support with easy to use online management tools. https://landscape.canonical.com/
[19:45] <jpds> Too bad it needs root enabled.
[19:45] <Pici> thats silly
[19:50]  * Myrtti yawns
[20:09] <Myrtti> @bansearch norbert79
[20:09] <Myrtti> lolhelp?
[20:10] <Myrtti> @login
[20:15] <Pici> @login
[20:16] <Myrtti> !botsnack
[20:16]  * Myrtti strokes ubottu and gives her tummy medicine and wraps her in a quilt
[20:17] <Myrtti> she's obviously having an upset tummy
[20:26] <Pici> poor ubottu 
[20:26]  * Pici gives ubottu a 'Get Well Soon' card
[20:35] <Amaranth> gnome bug 187540
[20:36] <Amaranth> bug 187540
[20:36] <Amaranth> ah
[20:40]  * Mez hugs Amaranth 
[20:44] <genii-around> Strange bug
[20:45] <elky> ikonia, i wasn't at 5am, but i am kind of now. i'm sick and wont be going to work, but i cannot guarantee i'll be at the computer much of the time either
[21:02] <elky> in fact, i'm going back to bed now.
[21:04] <Myrtti> awwww
[21:25]  * Pici takes the Get Well Soon card from ubottu and gives it to elky 
[22:16] <ryanakca> Could someone set ubot4 to follow the bugs for the kubuntu-bugs LP team in #kubuntu-bugs please (like Ubugtu used to for Ubuntu bugs in #ubuntu-bugs)?
[22:36] <jussio1> ryanakca: jpds is your man...
[22:38] <ikonia> jdong: you're up, or soon to be in -offtopic
[22:38] <bazhang> heh
[22:40] <jdong> ikonia: oh boy.
[22:40] <jdong> I have a bad feeling :)
[22:41] <bazhang> elky, hope you feel much better soon
[22:42] <ikonia> elky: go to bed
[22:42] <ikonia> jdong: enjoy, it's over to you
[22:42] <bazhang> wonder if he will come with the 'logs! logs!' argument again
[22:42] <elky> ikonia, i'm only up long enough to drink some water
[22:42] <jdong> should I take a silent peek over?
[22:43] <bazhang> @lart jdong 
[22:43]  * ubottu strangles bazhang with a doohicky mouse cord
[22:43] <bazhang> :(
[22:44]  * jdong spies.
[22:44] <LjL> no silent peek.
[22:44] <jdong> lol.
[22:45] <jdong> sounds like a sensitive topic ;-)
[22:45] <LjL> jdong: you're always a sensitive topic
[22:45] <elky> grant-a was the prob?
[22:45]  * elky is kinda out of it
[22:46] <jdong> elky: he's bene after an #ubuntuforums unban or something along those lines.
[22:46] <elky> ah
[22:47] <jdong> ikonia: has he changed at all in your opinion since the ban?
[22:48] <LjL> jdong: if he queries you now, i authorize you to pick the most annoying user you can find and tell him i'm the world leading expert on whatever topic they need help with
[22:49] <jdong> LjL: I think microsoft has a patent on that.
[22:49] <jdong> LjL: but don't worry, they can't renew it because it's not a medicine.
[22:49] <elky> um... do agonising abdominal cramps accompanying bad diarrhoea count as something one should visit a hospital for?
[22:49] <LjL> elky: depends i guess, i get them about every odd day... :)
[22:49] <ikonia> jdong: nope
[22:49] <ikonia> jdong: see the log of him in here
[22:49] <jdong> elky: bad diarrhoea alone should be good reason to seek medical advice.
[22:50] <ikonia> jdong: I put a mark in, came in here doing log quoting, etc etc same as always
[22:50] <elky> LjL, stabbing ones that make you cry out?
[22:50] <jdong> ikonia: lovely.
[22:50] <LjL> elky: if i don't perform the bodily functions they're begging for me to... then yes
[22:51] <elky> jdong, well, it also comes to the definition of 'bad'. i'm not *constantly* on the loo, but it's pure lquid
[22:52] <jdong> elky: still sounds like some sort of infectious agent that you should get checked out.
[22:53] <jdong> I am a bit sensitive about this because I'm stuck with inflammatory/reactive polyarthritis for the rest of my life due to a shigella infection.
[22:53] <jdong> fun.
[22:53] <elky> my guess is the cramps are pure dehydration. i'm trying to drink water, but the cramps keep stopping me and making me nauseus
[22:53] <LjL> elky: how about, if you don't feel like just going to the er, you just give your doctor a call and ask?
[23:04] <bazhang> please seek medical attention asap elky 
[23:05] <bazhang> elky, I had that same one and nearly passed out from weakness/dehydration
[23:05] <nalioth> elky: suck on an ice cube
[23:05] <bazhang> oof
[23:12] <jdong> you kids today and your slang
[23:14] <Seeker`> elky: any other symptoms?
[23:15] <LjL> aside from the usual mental disturbances
[23:15] <Seeker`> elky: cramps + diarrhoea sound to the point where you are dehydrated sounds like something you should get help for
[23:15] <Seeker`> could be food poisoning
[23:15]  * jdong agrees
[23:15] <Seeker`> could be just about *anything*
[23:16] <jdong> well it could be something nonserious but dehydration that bad is a medical situation that deserves professional look
[23:16] <Seeker`> better to be safe than sorry
[23:16] <Seeker`> and dehydration really sucks
[23:17] <LjL> now don't make her feel like she's about to pass on
[23:18] <jdong> well taht wasn't my intent.
[23:20] <Seeker`> LjL: sorry, just used to being in a diabetes chatroom where people occasionally join and say stuff along the lines of "oh hi, I'm having symptoms that could mean I'm heading towards a coma, should I go to the doctor?"
[23:22] <LjL> gah, one has chronic polyarthritis, the other spends his time in diabetes chatrooms, i've just had ocular herpes myself... how's about we make #ubuntu-medical
[23:22] <Seeker`> heh
[23:22] <Seeker`> I don't think that spending time in diabetes chatrooms is a medical condition :P
[23:23] <LjL> i wouldn't be sure
[23:23] <Seeker`> haha
[23:23] <Seeker`> but being diabetic may warrent -medical :P
[23:24] <Seeker`> heh, #ubuntu-medical is already registered
[23:25] <LjL> uh
[23:26] <LjL> awesome.
[23:27]  * Myrtti has piriformis and other jolly things
[23:28] <LjL> and coffee dependency
[23:30] <Myrtti> I haven't had any coffee today!
[23:30] <Seeker`> Myrtti: its only been today for 30 mins?
[23:30] <Myrtti> no, it's been today for...
[23:30] <LjL> Seeker`: details
[23:31] <Seeker`> LjL: ?
[23:31] <Myrtti> Seeker`: 16 hours
[23:31] <Seeker`> Myrtti: where are you?
[23:31] <Myrtti> the day always starts when you wake from your "nights sleep"
[23:31] <LjL> Seeker`: don't look at the small details
[23:31] <Myrtti> :-P
[23:31] <Myrtti> I woke up at ten EET
[23:31] <Myrtti> so I haven't had any coffee in about 28h
[23:32] <Myrtti> or so
[23:32] <LjL> elky are you still with us by the way? just checking you know
[23:33] <elky> yeah. threw up the water i'd had. bathed off because it had *other* effects. tryig to take some more water now, and looking for some way to get to the ER
[23:33] <elky> the cramps would end up killing me if i tried to drive myself
[23:34] <Seeker`> elky: taxi?
[23:34] <elky> Seeker`, last resort. i'd not like to pay a cleanup bill
[23:34] <Seeker`> ambulance?
[23:34] <elky> Seeker`, i am fortunate to live a few doors away from a police station though
[23:35] <Seeker`> err, how does a police station help?
[23:35] <elky> Seeker`, police in australia are usually actually helpful, and would get an ambo before i would if i rang ;)
[23:35] <LjL> they'll call an ambulance most likely
[23:35] <Seeker`> fair enough
[23:35] <LjL> though i suppose (depending on your laws) you may have to pay for the ambulance if they decide it wasn't really needed in the first place
[23:36] <elky> and, they'd be able to monitor me
[23:36] <elky> LjL, i have health insurance
[23:36] <LjL> which may still be cheaper than a taxi - or at least would be here if the er were far enough
[23:36] <elky> the hospital isn't far away, and i'd drive if it were not for the cramps
[23:37] <elky> see, if i wasn't living by myself, this wouldnt be such a worry
[23:38] <Seeker`> elky: make sure you have some way of letting us know how you are getting on!
[23:38] <LjL> elky, mind telling us if/when you leave home
[23:39] <elky> LjL, will do. will take phone. will twitter/jaiku/identica/facebook
[23:39] <LjL> elky: just so we don't have to worry if you just stop answering here.
[23:40] <elky> LjL, yup, i know
[23:40] <elky> i actually feel almost fine aside from the squirts and the cramps
[23:41] <LjL> monsieur de la palisse would have said the same
[23:47] <LjL> quassel251_: hi, can we help you?
[23:48] <Seeker`> its jussi01 I think
[23:48] <LjL> oh
[23:48] <Seeker`> /lastlog projecthugo
[23:48] <LjL> well anyway, can we help you?
[23:49] <LjL> because i'd like to know just how much you're losing by me not helping you
[23:56] <quassel251_> oh crud
[23:56] <Seeker`> hi ju
[23:56] <Seeker`> hi jussi01 
[23:56] <jussi01> hi