[01:02] hi [01:03] hello [01:04] turtle_: can we help you with something? [01:05] i got banned from ubuntu [01:05] do you know why? [01:05] not really [01:06] for acting silly for one sec and the admin didnt like my sense of humor? [01:06] can you unban me? [01:06] turtle_: you were kicked twice, don't you think the first one should have served as a warning? [01:11] turtle_: you should probably come back tomorrow at a time when the operator who banned you is likely to be around, which i would guess is any time except europe's middle-of-the-night [01:26] how u know its Europe? [01:27] turtle_, because we have records. Also see the topic, please don't idle here. [01:27] ok [01:27] later === Amaranth_ is now known as Amaranth === jdong is now known as hanoi_tower_2 === jdong_ is now known as jdong === hanoi_tower_2 is now known as jdong_ [04:02] @btlogin [04:02] Amaranth: Error: "btlogin" is not a valid command. [04:02] @login [04:02] The operation succeeded. [04:02] Amaranth: Error: "login" is not a valid command. [04:02] @bansearch dash84 [04:02] Amaranth: Error: "bansearch" is not a valid command. [04:02] Match: *!*@adsl-074-236-013-101.sip.mia.bellsouth.net by topyli in #ubuntu-offtopic on Feb 23 2009 09:10:04 (ID: 10324) [04:02] I have no idea how to use this thing... [04:02] Match: *!*@adsl-*.mia.bellsouth.net by stdin in #ubuntu-bots on Jan 06 2009 20:56:18 (ID: 8766) [04:02] there we go [04:03] @btlogin [04:03] Amaranth: Error: "btlogin" is not a valid command. [04:10] who's your new friend Amaranth [04:12] Hi nickrud. Tell me about the "epic troll" you had for me earlier. [04:12] ah, lemme find the quote [04:12] ok [04:12] nickrud: someone asked about them in offtopic [04:13] @who [04:13] nickrud: Error: "who" is not a valid command. [04:13] who is GladiatusHelper [04:13] Looks to be a supybot [04:16] ok, whose is GladiatusHelper ;) [04:16] I'm guessing a misconfigured ubottu clone [04:17] I'm asking in the other channel it is in [04:37] Er... Didn't I ban him the other day? or was that just a kick? [04:37] I guess I just removed him [04:43] LjL: banforwarded it to here [04:44] er, s/:/,/ [05:21] Hi turtle_, how can we help you today? [05:21] I guess we can't === Amaranth_ is now known as Amaranth [07:04] cactusfrog looks like he'll be trouble in -ot [07:06] Mmmm, much sooner than I suspected, at that. === myrtti is now known as Myrtti [10:14] ugh [10:14] * Tm_T huggles Myrtti [10:15] bazhang, icestar = hynix, fya [10:15] fyi* [10:15] elky, yuck. also asus-tek iirc [10:16] yeah [10:16] also, aprilhare is developing to be quite a clingy one [10:16] I think daemonfc may be ryanaxb of earlier [10:21] I don't care who he is [10:22] He's going to be kicked as soon as I get my hands on him [10:23] it seems they get creepy/offensive, then change nicks and figure they can start with a clean slate [10:23] stop them with cannon [10:40] * jussi01_ tacklehugs the channel [11:12] ikonia: ping [11:27] lo jussio1 [11:29] heya Seeker` [11:43] bazhang, jussi01_ Myrtti. panarchy is back [11:44] oh lovely [11:45] jussio1: how be? [11:45] noted [11:46] um... are there no bans on him for -ot? [11:46] not that I know of [11:47] jussi01_: ? [11:47] huh? [11:47] oh crap === quassel251 is now known as jussio1 [11:48] heh [11:48] wb [11:48] * Myrtti sniggers [11:48] *g* [11:48] just using the mono client while my core is shifted to postgres instead of sqlite... [11:49] ikonia, ping? is panarchy crossposting to everywhere again? [11:49] actually, i can confirm he is. he's hit up #debian too [11:51] there, now he is. [11:51] did we unban him? [11:52] Myrtti, un-forwarded and didn't replace it. it's been replaced now [12:11] yay. [12:11] [14:10] ~~~zaapiel [i=Set@unaffiliated/zaapiel] has joined #ubuntu-women [12:11] [14:10] < zaapiel> good afternoon ladies [12:11] [14:10] < zaapiel> can I get you a drink? [12:11] [14:11] < Myrtti> zaapiel: under which rock did you crawl from? [12:11] [14:11] < zaapiel> #politics [12:11] [14:11] < BernieMadoff> this channel got spammed in #politics [12:27] nice to see that zaapiel has found a home [12:28] ahhahaha... /wii panarchy and look at his chans list [12:28] :-/ [12:34] HELLO LADIES! [12:35] oh dear god help me... mneptok is here [12:35] wait, i think i just violated a condition of my parole. [12:36] yup. "No trolling women on IRC. restricted. Must ceck with officer every 48h." [12:36] damn. [12:36] "a" condition? [12:37] only 1 ? [12:37] but i note with interest Jussi responds to "HELLO LADIES." [12:37] perhaps we can share a delicate cycle at the hotel laundry at a UDS .... [12:37] * jussio1 hurts mneptok... [12:37] i love you, too, Sugar-Bumps. :) [12:39] oh dear... mneptok AND Gary... :P [12:39] i wonder if "my f-ing cockatiel decided to start laying eggs after 5 years of ownership" is a suitable entry in yesterday's work time log. :/ [12:41] no [12:42] mneptok: I actually wouldn't be terribly surprised... [12:43] Myrtti: with Monty? not at all. i just won;t put it on the timelog because he and his wife will become concerned about us. :) [12:44] "OH! That's terrible! Are you OK? Need a few months off?" [12:48] hehehe [13:30] ugh. now i get a PM with " don't engage him he sounds like an idiot" because i'm responding to jimmyspark [13:32] elky: my irony detector started to smoke [13:33] yeah [15:08] nalioth: where are mootbots logs currently stored? === cw]n]HYr is now known as LjL [15:22] Interesting name. [15:50] erUSUL called the ops in #ubuntu (tmpnam Fork Bomb) [15:57] jussi01_: Ping [16:47] * Gary nibbles LjL [17:18] mmmmmm chocolate egg [17:18] * Tm_T is broken [17:26] Argh. What is with these trolls today?! [17:27] Pici: it's wednesday, middle of long week [17:27] * Pici checks the calendar, maybe its a full moonm [17:27] Nope, only half === quassel251_ is now known as jussi01 === jussi01 is now known as Guest7076 === Guest7076 is now known as jussio1 [17:48] elky: you there ? [18:15] ikonia, are you purposefully trying to confuse my bots by putting pipes in banmasks? :P [18:23] *g* [18:23] jussio1, what that means? [18:35] !skype [18:35] To install Skype on Ubuntu, see https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Skype - To record on Skype, check: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/SkypeRecordingHowto [18:36] what do you think about adding something on the lines of "But please use free protocols instead if you can, see !Ekiga", similarly to what's done with !restrictedformats? [18:36] LjL: sure [18:44] LjL: yes, it gives me pleasure to do this to you [18:45] * Pici makes no comment [19:17] why do we have #ubuntu-at in the !de factoid? the topic and amount of people doesn't make it sound like a support channel [19:20] LjL: austria? [19:20] yeah [19:20] but the topic makes it look much more like a loco channel rather than a support channel [19:21] i always thought there wasn't a split in support *at least* with the german speaking ones [19:24] !de [19:24] In den meisten ubuntu-Kanälen wird nur Englisch gesprochen. Für deutschsprachige Hilfe besuchen Sie bitte #ubuntu-de, #kubuntu-de, #edubuntu-de oder #ubuntu-at. Geben Sie einfach /join #ubuntu-de ein! Danke für Ihr Verständnis. [19:25] I never really noticed before [19:35] In #ubuntu-offtopic, AtomicSpark said: !landscape is Landscape makes the management and monitoring of Ubuntu systems simple and effective by combining world-class support with easy to use online management tools. https://landscape.canonical.com/ [19:42] !landscape [19:42] Sorry, I don't know anything about landscape [19:42] !landscape is Landscape makes the management and monitoring of Ubuntu systems simple and effective by combining world-class support with easy to use online management tools. https://landscape.canonical.com/ [19:42] I'll remember that, Pici [19:45] Too bad it needs root enabled. [19:45] thats silly [19:50] * Myrtti yawns [20:09] @bansearch norbert79 [20:09] lolhelp? [20:10] @login [20:10] No matches found for norbert79!n=norbi@3e44a8dc.adsl.enternet.hu in any channel [20:10] The operation succeeded. [20:15] @login [20:15] The operation succeeded. [20:16] !botsnack [20:16] Yum! Err, I mean, APT! [20:16] * Myrtti strokes ubottu and gives her tummy medicine and wraps her in a quilt [20:17] she's obviously having an upset tummy [20:26] poor ubottu [20:26] * Pici gives ubottu a 'Get Well Soon' card === genii-2 is now known as genii-around [20:35] gnome bug 187540 [20:36] Error: Gnome bug 187540 could not be found [20:36] bug 187540 [20:36] Launchpad bug 187540 in gnome-panel "Gnome-panel freeze when 8 windows are open when the panel is vertical" [Unknown,Confirmed] https://launchpad.net/bugs/187540 [20:36] ah [20:40] * Mez hugs Amaranth [20:44] Strange bug [20:45] ikonia, i wasn't at 5am, but i am kind of now. i'm sick and wont be going to work, but i cannot guarantee i'll be at the computer much of the time either [21:02] in fact, i'm going back to bed now. [21:04] awwww [21:25] * Pici takes the Get Well Soon card from ubottu and gives it to elky === quassel251_ is now known as jussio1 [22:16] Could someone set ubot4 to follow the bugs for the kubuntu-bugs LP team in #kubuntu-bugs please (like Ubugtu used to for Ubuntu bugs in #ubuntu-bugs)? [22:36] ryanakca: jpds is your man... [22:38] jdong: you're up, or soon to be in -offtopic [22:38] heh [22:40] ikonia: oh boy. [22:40] I have a bad feeling :) [22:41] elky, hope you feel much better soon [22:42] elky: go to bed [22:42] jdong: enjoy, it's over to you [22:42] wonder if he will come with the 'logs! logs!' argument again [22:42] ikonia, i'm only up long enough to drink some water [22:42] should I take a silent peek over? [22:43] @lart jdong [22:43] * ubottu strangles bazhang with a doohicky mouse cord [22:43] :( [22:44] * jdong spies. [22:44] no silent peek. [22:44] lol. [22:45] sounds like a sensitive topic ;-) [22:45] jdong: you're always a sensitive topic [22:45] grant-a was the prob? [22:45] * elky is kinda out of it [22:46] elky: he's bene after an #ubuntuforums unban or something along those lines. [22:46] ah [22:47] ikonia: has he changed at all in your opinion since the ban? [22:48] jdong: if he queries you now, i authorize you to pick the most annoying user you can find and tell him i'm the world leading expert on whatever topic they need help with [22:49] LjL: I think microsoft has a patent on that. [22:49] LjL: but don't worry, they can't renew it because it's not a medicine. [22:49] um... do agonising abdominal cramps accompanying bad diarrhoea count as something one should visit a hospital for? [22:49] elky: depends i guess, i get them about every odd day... :) [22:49] jdong: nope [22:49] jdong: see the log of him in here [22:49] elky: bad diarrhoea alone should be good reason to seek medical advice. [22:50] jdong: I put a mark in, came in here doing log quoting, etc etc same as always [22:50] LjL, stabbing ones that make you cry out? [22:50] ikonia: lovely. [22:50] elky: if i don't perform the bodily functions they're begging for me to... then yes [22:51] jdong, well, it also comes to the definition of 'bad'. i'm not *constantly* on the loo, but it's pure lquid [22:52] elky: still sounds like some sort of infectious agent that you should get checked out. [22:53] I am a bit sensitive about this because I'm stuck with inflammatory/reactive polyarthritis for the rest of my life due to a shigella infection. [22:53] fun. [22:53] my guess is the cramps are pure dehydration. i'm trying to drink water, but the cramps keep stopping me and making me nauseus [22:53] elky: how about, if you don't feel like just going to the er, you just give your doctor a call and ask? [23:04] please seek medical attention asap elky [23:05] elky, I had that same one and nearly passed out from weakness/dehydration [23:05] elky: suck on an ice cube [23:05] oof [23:12] you kids today and your slang [23:14] elky: any other symptoms? [23:15] aside from the usual mental disturbances [23:15] elky: cramps + diarrhoea sound to the point where you are dehydrated sounds like something you should get help for [23:15] could be food poisoning [23:15] * jdong agrees [23:15] could be just about *anything* [23:16] well it could be something nonserious but dehydration that bad is a medical situation that deserves professional look [23:16] better to be safe than sorry [23:16] and dehydration really sucks [23:17] now don't make her feel like she's about to pass on [23:18] well taht wasn't my intent. [23:20] LjL: sorry, just used to being in a diabetes chatroom where people occasionally join and say stuff along the lines of "oh hi, I'm having symptoms that could mean I'm heading towards a coma, should I go to the doctor?" [23:22] gah, one has chronic polyarthritis, the other spends his time in diabetes chatrooms, i've just had ocular herpes myself... how's about we make #ubuntu-medical [23:22] heh [23:22] I don't think that spending time in diabetes chatrooms is a medical condition :P [23:23] i wouldn't be sure [23:23] haha [23:23] but being diabetic may warrent -medical :P [23:24] heh, #ubuntu-medical is already registered [23:25] uh [23:26] awesome. [23:27] * Myrtti has piriformis and other jolly things [23:28] and coffee dependency [23:30] I haven't had any coffee today! [23:30] Myrtti: its only been today for 30 mins? [23:30] no, it's been today for... [23:30] Seeker`: details [23:31] LjL: ? [23:31] Seeker`: 16 hours [23:31] Myrtti: where are you? [23:31] the day always starts when you wake from your "nights sleep" [23:31] Seeker`: don't look at the small details [23:31] :-P [23:31] I woke up at ten EET [23:31] so I haven't had any coffee in about 28h [23:32] or so [23:32] elky are you still with us by the way? just checking you know [23:33] yeah. threw up the water i'd had. bathed off because it had *other* effects. tryig to take some more water now, and looking for some way to get to the ER [23:33] the cramps would end up killing me if i tried to drive myself [23:34] elky: taxi? [23:34] Seeker`, last resort. i'd not like to pay a cleanup bill [23:34] ambulance? [23:34] Seeker`, i am fortunate to live a few doors away from a police station though [23:35] err, how does a police station help? [23:35] Seeker`, police in australia are usually actually helpful, and would get an ambo before i would if i rang ;) [23:35] they'll call an ambulance most likely [23:35] fair enough [23:35] though i suppose (depending on your laws) you may have to pay for the ambulance if they decide it wasn't really needed in the first place [23:36] and, they'd be able to monitor me [23:36] LjL, i have health insurance [23:36] which may still be cheaper than a taxi - or at least would be here if the er were far enough [23:36] the hospital isn't far away, and i'd drive if it were not for the cramps [23:37] see, if i wasn't living by myself, this wouldnt be such a worry [23:38] elky: make sure you have some way of letting us know how you are getting on! [23:38] elky, mind telling us if/when you leave home [23:39] LjL, will do. will take phone. will twitter/jaiku/identica/facebook [23:39] elky: just so we don't have to worry if you just stop answering here. [23:40] LjL, yup, i know [23:40] i actually feel almost fine aside from the squirts and the cramps [23:41] monsieur de la palisse would have said the same [23:47] quassel251_: hi, can we help you? [23:48] its jussi01 I think [23:48] oh [23:48] /lastlog projecthugo [23:48] well anyway, can we help you? [23:49] because i'd like to know just how much you're losing by me not helping you [23:56] oh crud === quassel251_ is now known as jussi01 [23:56] hi ju [23:56] hi jussi01 [23:56] hi