=== Guest95064 is now known as SportChick [01:52] In #ubuntu-offtopic, ikanobori said: !ikanobori is shiny! [03:21] keep an eye on sandsmark if anyone's around - archlinux idiot [03:38] since when can't someone get serious help in #ubuntu-server? [03:41] I'm asking simple questions about clamav and this is the kind of answers I get? [03:41] mrwes: because it sucks [03:42] mrwes, seriously you can't update clamav enough to protect you from the stupidity of windows users [03:42] mrwes, so updating the datafiles 24hours a day is excessive to most of us [03:42] perhaps it's not enough for you [03:42] mrwes, buy some macs [03:43] twb: so why the smart ass comments then? [03:43] :) [03:43] mrwes: because I'm a smartass. [03:43] blah [03:43] And I'm bloody bored [04:27] mmmm [04:27] umm-k [04:43] Flannel: another foul nick in there tonight [04:44] hmm? [04:44] Oh, yes. [04:44] I'll talk to him about it [04:44] He's offtopic too! [04:47] yes. [04:48] And... not paying attention to me, it seems. [04:48] hmm [04:49] I told him, lets see if he responds now. [04:49] If not, removal time. [04:49] ok [04:50] Interesting. [04:50] Maybe he doesn't know how to change his nick. [04:51] Taken care of, at any rate. [04:51] how so? [04:52] Ah, he quit. [04:52] He... disconnected and then reconnected under a different nick. [05:21] stay on topic.... [05:21] stay on topic.... [06:01] Good night. [06:18] * [Crismusg] (n=Casperfo@host-static-92-115-23-181.moldtelecom.md): Petrm latest ban evasion from 'cristi' (re-banned) [06:35] * [dingding] (n=prince@host-static-92-115-23-116.moldtelecom.md): Groza :/ [06:35] any solution then just keep kb? [06:42] ban *!*@host-static-92-115-23-*.moldtelecom.md ? [06:56] dingding, you are ban evading multiple times [06:56] hello i was a bad boy and i got banned what i must do unban ? [06:56] cristi, crismusg cristi_ amongst others [06:56] ok i`m sorry i tried to get help [06:56] dingding, you ban evaded many times after the initial ban [06:57] im sorry [06:57] dingding, you will NOT be unbanned at this time. [06:57] i`m guilty for everything [06:57] dingding, and please stop ban evading. [06:57] waht is ban evading? [06:57] dingding, you are well aware you are banned. [06:58] dingding, then you change your name and IP address to get back in. [06:58] i need the help [06:58] i know what i have done [06:58] and im sorry [06:59] you should have thought of that before you initially spammed the channel and were banned. [06:59] 'how can I ruin my system?' repeatedly [06:59] that was my brother and i take full responsability [07:00] dingding, you are not interested in getting help, only disrupting the channel. [07:00] i can assure that interested in getting help [07:01] how can i get unbanned? [07:02] !coc | dingding [07:02] dingding: The Ubuntu Code of Conduct to which we ask all Ubuntu users to adhere can be found at http://www.ubuntu.com/community/conduct/ [07:02] !guidelines | dingding [07:02] dingding: The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines [07:02] dingding, read those. [07:02] ok thanks [07:09] i read those [07:09] bazhang:i read those [07:09] dingding, its not so simple. [07:09] ooh [07:10] dingding, you have repeatedly ban-evaded as well as the bad behaviour [07:10] yes i did what ever ban-evad means [07:10] dingding, and you have shown no reason to unban you. [07:10] dingding, you claim it was your brother, when clearly it was not. [07:10] how can i make a reason to unnban me? [07:10] it was my brother [07:11] but i cant prove that [07:11] dingding, every time you have ban in the channel you have been disruptive [07:11] ok [07:11] dingding, that is not seeking help. [07:11] fine [07:11] dingding, that is taking over the channel for fun (or whatever you are thinking) [07:12] for fun? [07:12] that is not true [07:12] what fun is in get banned? [07:12] dingding, why would you type 'how can I ruin my system?' many times [07:13] because i wanted to change from ubuntu to fedora an i repeated it two or three times [07:13] more than 3 times. [07:13] ok four [07:14] :-? [07:16] dingding, 14. [07:16] waht? [07:16] 14 [07:16] ? [07:16] yes. [07:16] oh my dear [07:16] i did not realized !! :-(( [07:16] you were asked to stop repeatedly, and ignored, even after being removed you rejoined and started again. [07:17] then you began ban-evading (changing your name and internet address) [07:17] sorry but i sometimes dont read everything [07:18] dingding, then you are not ready to join a busy channel like #ubuntu . [07:18] im ready because i learned my lesson! [07:18] dingding, ban evasion is against freenode policy, by the way. [07:18] dingding, so continuing to do that is not a wise choice. [07:18] what is ban evasion [07:19] im a romanian [07:19] i dont know this word [07:19] cristi -->cristi_--->crismusg-->dingding-->etc [07:19] ooh this is ban evasion -changing my names? [07:19] change your ip address very slightly too. [07:20] ok [07:20] dingding, please dont play like you dont understand. [07:20] i know that now [07:20] i didn`t know that changing my ip and names is illegal [07:20] dingding, you were able to disrupt the channel in perfectly good English before. [07:21] that because i am the first in my class at english [07:21] dingding, if you are doing it to avoid a ban on a channel, it is against freenode policy [07:21] but im not Einstein [07:21] im not doing to avoid ban [07:22] dingding, you should pose help questions to ubuntuforums [07:22] that is not fast [07:22] dingding, as you have only been disruptive in #ubuntu [07:22] i will not be distruptive anymore [07:22] i promise [07:23] if you catch me again you will ban me forever [07:23] catch you again? [07:23] if i break the rules again [07:23] dingding, you are not unbanned as of now [07:23] i know that [07:23] dingding, please read carefully (NOT) [07:24] dingding, so what do you mean by 'again'? [07:24] i braked once [07:24] dingding, no, many times. [07:24] so if i do that one more time is again [07:24] ok many times [07:24] dingding, you plan on continuing to ban evade? [07:24] no [07:25] dingding, then what do you mean by 'if you catch me again'? [07:26] i mean if i do that again [07:26] ban evade? [07:26] it does not mean that i do it once more [07:26] dingding, do what [07:26] i dont ban evade now [07:26] dingding, ban evade? [07:26] yes ban evade [07:28] it means that i will not ban evade once more [07:28] dingding> if you catch me again you will ban me forever [07:28] dingding, you are going to try again? [07:28] if i do it once more you will ban me forever [07:28] dingding, that is against freenode policy, and not for me to decide. [07:28] dingding, but yes you will be re-banned under your new name if you try to ban evade in #ubuntu [07:28] what is against the policy -to say sorry? [07:28] dingding, policy = rules [07:28] my name will not be changed anymore [07:29] dingding, why not get help in #ubuntu-ro [07:29] Daca doriti ajutor sau doriti sa discutati despre Ubuntu/Kubuntu/Xubuntu, intrati pe #ubuntu-ro [07:29] there is no one able to help me [07:29] you know romanian? [07:29] i tried several times [07:30] well dingding you are clearly not able to behave in #ubuntu . [07:30] give me one chance [07:30] dingding, no. [07:30] the only one in you life [07:30] dingding, you have had many chances already [07:30] no [07:30] dingding, at least 6 times you have ban-evaded. [07:31] ok i dont even understand the ban-evade thing so i can not tell you how many times i did it [07:31] dingding, you will NOT be unbanned at this time. [07:32] but when? [07:32] dingding, when you have shown you are ready to tell the truth, and be responsible for your actions. [07:33] i am telling the truth and i learnd my lesson and i will try or be responsible [07:33] I PROMISE [07:35] dingding, you have shown no reason to believe your promises, as you have disrupted the channel every time. [07:36] if i try or distrupt the channel one more time you can ban me forever [07:36] and i am ubuntu novice so i need help [07:37] dingding, no. [07:37] dingding, not going to unban at this time. [07:37] but i recognized that im guilty [07:37] ok [07:37] fine [07:37] bye [07:37] bye [07:39] im back [07:39] dingding, back where [07:39] back to the judge [07:40] dingding: anything else we can help ou with? if not, please leave this channel. we need it for work [07:40] dingding, please part this channel. [07:43] should have kept my mouth shut, got him in pm now :) [07:43] whenwhenwhenwhen [07:44] right now [07:44] hehe I meant 'when will I be unbanned!!!1!' [07:45] actually he's lamenting that he's never going to be unbanned [07:45] Woe is him. [07:45] oh, lackaday. [07:46] well blaming the brother and ban-evading multiple times is not a very nice big credibility builder :) [07:47] i told him to give it good time and thought and try again sometime in the not-so near future. he claims he doesn't have time for that, will look for support elsewhere [07:47] good idea [07:52] good morning [07:52] hi! [08:01] oh that is rich [08:02] icebuntu accusing me of stalking him [08:03] lolwhat [08:03] !firewall [08:03] Ubuntu, like any other linux distribution, has firewall capabilities built-in. The firewall is managed using the 'iptables' command (see https://help.ubuntu.com/community/IptablesHowTo), or GUI applications such as Firestarter (Gnome) or Guarddog (KDE). [08:03] dingding: he ( bazhang ) follows me to and most of my friends and lots of others etc .. etc [08:04] this was in response to dingding asking why I was following him :/ [08:04] bazhang: where? [08:04] Myrtti, #kubuntu [08:05] yay. [08:05] dingding is banned several times over in #ubuntu [08:06] could we finally bring the firewall factoid up to date? suggestion: "Ubuntu, like any other linux distribution, has firewall capabilities built-in. An Uncomplicated Firewall configuration tool (ufw) is included as well. Please see https://help.ubuntu.com/8.04/serverguide/C/firewall.html for instructions" [08:06] nice topyli [08:06] err idea (sorry) [08:07] i see no point advertising guarddog and firestarter at this day and age. the wiki page mentions them at the end [08:07] what about gufw [08:08] oh i didn't know there is such a thing [08:08] !info gufw [08:08] gufw (source: gui-ufw): graphical user interface for ufw. In component universe, is optional. Version 0.20.6-0ubuntu1 (intrepid), package size 305 kB, installed size 1320 kB [08:09] nufw seems weird though [08:09] nufw (source: nufw): a per-user firewalling daemon that interferes with libipq [08:13] I'm not confortable with dingdindg in #kubuntu [08:13] it's a known troll and was bandoding all wekk [08:13] week [08:13] we are watching closely ikonia [08:14] I don't see why someone who knows what they are doing re: being a pain and consistnatly ban evading should be allowed in #kubuntu to get help - the point of being banned is as a punishment (eg: not get help) [08:14] I spent a good part of day trying to keep on top of the ban dodging [08:15] ikonia: I'd be more comfortable to wait and see if they misbehave in #k than just outright ban [08:16] stdin: I take the point, just making it clear that this week has beenterrible behaviour constant ben evasion - (known ban evasion nick/ident/ip changes) and rude pm's [08:18] bans should generally be channel-specific, unless there's a "good reason" [08:18] the definition of "good reason" is not well defined however [08:18] stdin: I think his behaviour - is a good reason [08:18] (in my personal view) [08:19] well in that light then shadeslayer qualifies as well. [08:20] yes, although to his credit he's kept out of ubuntu since being told that ban dodging is against freenode poilicy [08:20] he was ban dodging a lot too [08:20] he was yes [08:20] and generally very disruptive in both channels. [08:20] yup [08:20] with lots of nonsensical questions [08:20] I wouldn't have let him in either until he got the message - but that wasn't my call to make [08:21] well he quit [08:21] yup [08:21] I expect he'll show up in #ubuntu in about 25 minutes [08:21] best not to ban anyone from here unless they are abusive to ops [08:21] I am guessing he ban evades for the 7th (?) time [08:21] stdin: sorry, I wasn't saying ban from in here [08:23] he's in #xubuntu [08:23] :/ [08:55] christel: new cloak ? [08:58] daemon = daemonFC ? [08:58] ip doen't match up [08:58] no [08:58] that is xavierg2003 [08:58] yes, I saw him change nick [09:01] ikonia: noo, been wearing it for a year atleast :) [09:01] christel: never noticed the exherbo.christel bit [09:02] aah :) [09:34] dingding back in #xubuntu and #kubuntu [09:38] * Myrtti grumbles [09:38] https://twitter.com/s_constantine/status/1400004702 [09:41] Myrtti: is that you ? [09:41] no... [09:41] that's a friend who works for Nokia [09:42] I *want* THAT phone [09:42] ah [10:04] what does this mean [10:04] 10:01 -wispurs(n=home@c-76-27-242-229.hsd1.or.comcast.net)- [Op'sProTection] [10:04] I got that in my irssi log when I kicked wispurs [10:05] it's a script [10:05] is it just his nick relname field and my irrsi borked up again ? [10:05] ah [10:05] the auto join [10:05] hope he didnt pay for that protection :) [10:05] that manages him to rejoin [10:05] ops protection [10:05] clearly seasoned at being kicked [10:05] mirc script to the boot [10:05] http://www.mircscripts.com/cgi-bin/file.php?id=816 [11:04] FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (flood) [11:16] [Andersffs] (n=shitbag@pc37.net172.koping.net): purple [11:16] ughh [11:17] thought chanserv or bots would catch that [11:17] yes [11:34] getting ready to remove bluzno [11:34] tired of his targetting users and saying winblowz etc [11:35] have you thanked a FLOSS developer today? [11:35] I've already sent two emails to Terminator and irssi developers [11:35] he seems to be trolling frankly [11:36] Myrtti: not today - but I did yesterday, is that acceptable [11:36] ikonia: yeah :-) [11:39] good good [11:53] oh yes, thanks for the reminder [11:53] i need to thank the syncevolution guy, an oft-forgotten hero :) [11:54] I'm betting that bluzno gets about 10 minutes 'sleep' :) [11:57] bazhang: we know thats the truth, I wasn't going to take anything forward as he was making lots of mistakes and getting stropped/clever with me [11:57] bazhang: he'll be back in 10-15 as you suggest [11:58] ikonia, I am amazed you hung on as long as you did, with all the ban issues etc [11:58] thoughts on agua (debian user)? [11:58] just come back from the shop [11:58] no idea [11:59] bazhang: yeah - this is no ubuntu problems, give him a nudge if he asks again [11:59] not a fan of his smart mouth either [11:59] hehe [12:02] dingding back in #k [12:02] yup [12:06] oh fun dingding now in PM [12:08] let's call that person "one_stroke_short_of_three" [12:08] kept pm'ing me alll yesterday [12:08] as the user Flexomad [12:08] "please un ban me [12:08] etc [12:08] saying this while he's ban dodging [12:09] /m ikonia plz unban me kthx [12:09] /m ikonia plz unban me kthx NOW plz kthx [12:09] "you won't regret it" - and as he's typing that he's joining #ubuntu ??? [12:09] mneptok: thats almost the exact script [12:09] coincidence? [12:09] ikonia: yeah, i'm working on getting it fully automated so i din't have to watch your responses. [12:10] 15:23 if you unban me you will not regret [12:10] yet he ban dodged again today [12:10] i wonder what he's offering to make it worth your while [12:10] isn't "Flexomad" a Ford trademark for the 1950's era car floor mats? [12:11] hehe [12:11] "DRIVE THE 1952 FORD COUPE! PUSH-O-LUXE RADIO TUNING AND FLEXOMAD CARPETING!" [12:11] first time is coincidence, second time happenstance, third time enemy action [12:12] bazhang: what abotu the 10th [12:12] ikonia, haha [12:13] dingding> hey do what i say dingding> pres the ''y'',''e'' ,''s'' keys and hit enter [12:13] ikonia: tenth time is your own fault :( [12:14] or Xenu. [12:22] gawd i want to dry-hump this new UMA cell phone [12:22] *and* slap GOOG for not having UMA in the G1 [12:22] mneptok: hows the new job going ? [12:23] ikonia: slowly. i'm only working ~10-20h per week until our move is completed. [12:23] hopefully that will be done shortly after the MySQL conf in late April [12:23] good good [12:23] ](ohplzgawd) [12:24] woo was in NM last week and found us a rental house [12:24] NM ? [12:24] New Mexico, USA [12:24] wow, I didn't think it was mexico you where going to [12:24] I must have miss-read [12:25] tr[i]tium and his wife are playing storage area for one of our suitcases. very nice to know we have some essentials all ready for our arrival. [12:25] haha [12:25] very cool [12:25] that must be a huge suitcase [12:25] tritium: if you could pick the best stuff out of mneptok's suitcase and let me know your ebay account, thanks [12:26] and we'll be arriving right around the time they baby is due. so we can play "Emergency Diaper Delivery" ;) [12:26] *their [12:26] ikonia: the mummified genitalia collection is *never* that far from em. [12:26] *me [12:26] ha ha ha [12:33] there! fan mail sent :) [12:34] dingding says he will PM me for the next 64 years if I dont unban him today [12:35] /ignore will solve that [12:35] Is he predicting that IRC will still be active in 64 years? [12:35] Pici: 3d irc will [12:35] or that I will be active? [12:36] you'll live for ever in a glass jar [12:36] oof [12:36] bazhang: just get busy on the singularity development! [12:37] topyli, aye aye cap'n ! :) [12:38] i have doctorow's "content" as commuter reading. people gave me strange looks when i dropped from my seat one day, after reading that singularity is "the rapture of the nerds" [12:39] iirc he was quoting someone though [12:39] vernor vinge? [12:39] hmm i think it was someone more, ummm, critical [12:40] hehe [12:41] Ken MacLeod [12:41] I am betting that dingding will mention he is banned in #ubuntu in 3, 2, [12:42] "why ebooks rock, part 478" [12:42] I read both "Down and out in the Magic Kingdom" and "Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town" in ebook format on my ipod. [12:42] i though Second Life was 3D IRC. and that we discovered that *actually seeing the dicks as dicks* was a Bad Idea(tm). [12:43] Pici: Cory's an Ubuntu user :) [12:43] Pici: i have never read any of his fiction [12:43] then again, i don't read much fiction anymore, should fix that [12:49] mneptok: there was an exodus of some mac gurus to linux at some point [12:50] well gurus, evangelists, cool-people, whatever [13:00] dingding is just giving out wrong advice in #kubuntu now [13:03] bazhang called the ops in #kubuntu (dingding) [13:05] bazhang: is he banned from #ubuntu as well? [13:05] Pici, multiple times ban-dodger (10 or thereabouts) === thunderstruck is now known as gnomefreak [13:08] ugh he is back [13:11] I concidering forwarding moldtelecom to #ubuntu-graylist [13:11] But that seems a bit extreme for just one user. [13:12] do 64 years of PM's qualify as stalking, or do I need to experience all the years first [13:14] http://paste.ubuntu.com/138942/ [13:17] Banned *!*@host-static-92-115-23-*.moldtelecom.md [13:17]