[00:00] <Seeker`> 2009-03-18T04:54:27 *** tangerine_ is now known as mesohorny
[00:00] <tangerine_> Ohh my nick changed?
[00:00] <tangerine_> It could have been my brother
[00:00] <tangerine_> It is a family computer
[00:00] <Seeker`> 2009-03-18T04:58:37 *** mesohorny (mesohorny!n=paul@74-47-12-109.dr01.cnfl.mn.frontiernet.net) has left #ubuntu (requested by tritium: "Get an appropriate nick.")
[00:00] <tangerine_> :(
[00:00] <Seeker`> 2009-03-18T04:59:19 *** mesohornier (n=paul@74-47-12-109.dr01.cnfl.mn.frontiernet.net) has joined #ubuntu
[00:00] <Seeker`> 2009-03-18T04:59:26 <mesohornier> better?
[00:01] <Seeker`> you have no idea how many times we hear "oh, that must have been <insert relative here>"
[00:01] <tangerine_> That made me laugh, I'm sure you do
[00:02] <Seeker`> I'm not able to do anything about the ban
[00:02] <tangerine_> So I just have to wait until the other person gets on?
[00:02] <Seeker`> one of the others here might be able to, but they will most likely say you have to wait for tritium 
[00:03] <tangerine_> tritium.  ok.  Well at least i know what happened thanks
[00:04] <Seeker`> I will ask you not to idle in here though; channel policy
[00:12] <Seeker`> !idle | tangerine_ 
[00:16] <tangerine_> If I am idling it prob means I am away from my computer so I apologize I will part
[00:17] <JanC> never leave your PC unattended without locking it, and you won't need excuses  ;)
[02:42] <Flannel> Howdy Xcell, how can we help you today?
[02:42] <Xcell> evening: is it possible for me to be voiced in #ubuntu...1yr ago i was de-voiced for agruing with another chatter...I have been off the computer for about the same time and am now full time.  Thank you for any considerations.
[02:45] <Flannel> Xcell: Looks like you were causing some problems.  You think you can abide by the channel rules now?
[02:45] <Flannel> Those rules, for the record, are...
[02:45] <Flannel> !guidelines
[02:45] <Flannel> !conduct
[02:45] <Xcell> without question... Thank you.
[02:46] <Xcell> Have a super day folks.
[02:46] <Flannel> Erm...
[02:47] <Flannel> Alright, that'll work.  #u ban was more spillover from -ot anyway, which was already removed.
[03:06]  * mneptok cranks The Dandy Warhols
[03:07] <Flannel> Whos that?
[03:07] <Flannel> Soup cans with flowers?
[04:37] <mib_fwgfdv01> it says i cannot join #ubuntu because i am using a proxy
[04:37] <mib_fwgfdv01> but i am on mibbit i have no irc software
[04:37] <Flannel> mib_fwgfdv01: Did you read the topic in the channel you were forwarded to?
[04:37] <mib_fwgfdv01> yes but how am i supposed to set something to 8000
[04:38] <mib_fwgfdv01> i am not trying to be anonymous i am just trying to use irc!!
[04:38] <mib_fwgfdv01> argh
[04:38] <Flannel> Actually, he's not.
[04:38] <Flannel> He's banned on his real host.
[04:39]  * Flannel should've just checked -monitor first, instead of doing it manually.
[06:51] <Flannel> We need to revisit the access list in -locoteams
[07:16] <Flannel> all of this mybrute stuff is getting annoying
[07:19] <Flannel> Awful lot of joins in #u
[07:21] <Flannel> Now I'm just being paranoid
[08:17] <Myrtti> moin
[08:45] <Seeker`> anyone know what part of .it LjL is from?
[08:50] <Seeker`> meh, time for work, bye
[09:02] <elky> unless we're missing one or more of his bots, the part still intact i suspect
[09:14] <elky> what are the kids on tonight?
[09:24] <Myrtti> if you're in #freenode, note how there's constant phishing attempts there
[09:24] <Myrtti> http://paste.ubuntu.com/145298/
[09:39] <ikonia> stupid
[09:39] <Tm_T> I'm not!
[09:40] <Myrtti> please check your bans, people
[09:47] <ikonia> full again ?
[09:48] <Myrtti> it doesn't need to be full to be cleared out ;-)
[09:48] <Myrtti> topyli: remind me again why people use xchat-gnome?
[10:01] <ikonia> no no, just asking
[10:03]  * jussi01 waves in ikonia's direction
[10:23] <Myrtti> EWWWWEEEEEE take it off take it off! http://www.mircscripts.org/downloads/screenshots/4211.png
[10:41] <topyli> Myrtti: because it's just like xchat, only more gnomish :)
[10:43] <Myrtti> topyli: ew
[10:45] <topyli> not all people use it, don't worry
[11:18] <elky> that's what mirc looks like these days, eh?
[11:30] <jussi01> fugly...
[11:30] <jussi01> :)
[11:45] <ikonia> jussi01: whats up?
[11:45]  * Myrtti guesses you have a pm from him
[11:46] <ikonia> don't see one
[11:46] <ikonia> and I did look
[11:46] <Myrtti> ooo
[11:46] <jussi01> nope
[11:46] <Myrtti> SURPRISE ;-)
[11:46] <ikonia> ha ha !
[11:46] <jussi01> *g*
[11:46] <ikonia> see, I looked I looked
[11:47] <ikonia> jussi01: I assume you are football-dissapointed ?
[11:48] <jussi01> yeah :/
[11:48] <ikonia> oh dear
[12:08] <jpds> ikonia: Can you op me in #ubunt+1 to change the topci?
[12:08] <ikonia> sure
[12:08] <ikonia> oops wrong channel for a moment then
[12:09] <jpds> Cheers.
[12:10] <ikonia> no sweat
[12:27] <bazhang> * [I`hate`BSD] (n=admin@118.91.188.73): hynix  ??
[12:28] <Myrtti> how do you deduct that?
[12:28] <jussi01> deduce?
[12:28] <jussi01> :P
[12:28] <bazhang> I didnt. that is the /whois
[12:29] <Myrtti> holy shit
[12:29] <ikonia> ?
[12:29] <Myrtti> :-X
[12:29] <bazhang> that plus the fact that he /me'd upon entering
[12:29] <ikonia> I'm getting rather annoyed now with people trying to hack fixes in 9.04
[12:29] <Myrtti> who is dkcl then?
[12:29] <ikonia> rather just help to fix properly
[12:31] <ikonia> bazhang: sorry, I don't follow what makes you think that is icebuntu ?
[12:31] <ikonia> bazhang: the ip ?
[12:31] <Myrtti> ikonia: check his whois?
[12:31] <ikonia> then he's gone
[12:31] <bazhang> ikonia, the /whois and the /me upon entering channel
[12:31] <ikonia> bazhang: yup, I see I thought you'd added the name 
[12:32] <bazhang> ikonia, aha, I just added '??'
[12:32] <bazhang> * [I`hate`BSD] #ubuntu ##club-ubuntu 
[12:33]  * Myrtti shivers
[12:33] <bazhang> another clue ^^
[12:33] <bazhang> oops
[12:33] <ikonia> he's gone
[12:33] <bazhang> not Myrtti 's shivers :)
[12:33] <ikonia> he knows the deal - he's been warned
[12:33] <Myrtti> [14:27] < dkcl> I'm just here to warn you that I`hate`BSD has been trolling  in our channel for a few hours.
[12:33] <Myrtti> ^____o
[12:34] <ikonia> which channel was that ?
[12:34] <Myrtti> I haven't asked
[12:35] <bazhang> straight back from 'leave' (or kline, dont know) and he is back to exact same tricks.
[12:35] <bazhang> * [dkcl] (n=dkcl@unaffiliated/dkcl): Dan Andersen
[12:36] <bazhang> referring hynix not dkcl
[12:36] <ikonia> it tried to deny it, then admitted it and signed off
[12:36] <ikonia> freenode should ban his whole range then inform his school why
[12:37] <bazhang> no more 'sweetheart' talk I hope
[12:37] <ikonia> no
[12:37] <bazhang> thank goodness
[12:37] <ikonia> I'm too direct to give it chance
[12:38] <bazhang> he's not even pretending any more. just enter and troll straightaway
[12:38] <bazhang> * I`hate`BSD this place smells good  <--entry /me message
[12:38] <bazhang> cuh-reepy
[12:39] <Myrtti> should someone ask dkcl what he meant
[12:42] <ikonia> same old eagles
[12:47] <bazhang> well considering the other channel he was in, must've been awful to be considered trolling.
[12:48]  * jussi01 prods ikonia
[12:49] <Myrtti> bazhang: it could have been any channel that isn't +s...
[12:49] <bazhang> Myrtti, good point
[12:50]  * Myrtti asks dkcl
[12:52] <bazhang> was it erry that was from romania or dingding
[12:52] <Myrtti> errietta is from gr
[12:53] <bazhang> aha, must've disremembered someone else from .ro address that was an issue
[12:53] <ikonia> dingging was .md
[12:54] <bazhang> right moldova. never mind me.
[13:09] <Myrtti> ok, he was trolling on ##club-ubuntu
[13:09] <ikonia> I wonder what he was trolling with, polite discussion ?
[13:11] <elky> no, i believe disagreeing counts as trolling to the sheep in there, also
[13:11] <Pici> (bleehhh)
[13:11] <ikonia> ahh pici is back, welcome
[13:12] <bazhang> w00t
[13:12] <ikonia> Pici: are you now the flat file database guru ??
[13:12] <Pici> ikonia: Unfortunately.
[13:12] <ikonia> excellent, all sqlite your way then
[13:14] <jussi01> !pici
[13:14] <ikonia> I think that needs updating now.......
[13:14]  * Pici gets back to working the factoids.
[13:45] <jussi01> Myrtti: *snork*
[13:46] <LjL-Mibbit> fuck i knew it
[13:46] <jussi01> LjL-Mibbit: what now=?
[13:46] <LjL-Mibbit> there's an op of -it they don't have news about in the earthquake area
[13:47] <jussi01> LjL-Mibbit: :/
[13:47] <jussi01> LjL-Mibbit: who? if I may ask
[13:47] <LjL-Mibbit> jussi01: twilight, don't think you know him
[13:48] <elky> ?
[13:48] <jussi01> LjL-Mibbit: that sucks. hope he is alright
[13:49] <LjL-Mibbit> jussi01: hope too, after all there's all lines down (and 100k people fleed) so it's hardly surprising that he's not on irc
[13:49] <jussi01> heh, yeah
[13:49] <jussi01> elky: if you missed it there has been an earthquake in italy...
[13:49] <LjL-Mibbit> problem is the student's house in l'aquila was destroyed and they think he was sleeping here perhaps
[13:50] <jussi01> oh. that doent bode well
[13:50] <Pici> oh no
[13:51] <LjL-Mibbit> i was joking with mc44 yesterday about the quakes
[13:51] <elky> jussi01, i knew that. i was wondering about the 'fuck i knew it'
[13:51] <LjL-Mibbit> there were two, one 4.6 and one 4.0
[13:51] <LjL-Mibbit> he said "pathetic, a real quake is at least 6"
[13:51] <LjL-Mibbit> ... and here it comes :\
[13:52] <LjL-Mibbit> well i have to leave my mom's computer to my mom, back later
[13:52] <elky> heh. even a small quake can loosen cracks in weaked infrastructure, and i'm pretty sure italy is full of old stuff with weak spots
[14:15] <popey> @login
[14:17] <popey> !ubotu unetbootin is http://unetbootin.sourceforge.net/ - A program available for Windows and Linux which simplifies the process of creating bootable USB sticks.
[14:17] <Myrtti> !unetbootin
[14:17] <Myrtti> !ubotu
[14:18] <Myrtti> !search unetbootin
[14:18] <Myrtti> !ubotu unetbootin
[14:18] <Myrtti> popey: fail
[14:18] <Myrtti> !forget ubotu unetbootin
[14:18] <popey> what did I do wrong?
[14:19] <Myrtti> !unetbootin is hthttp://unetbootin.sourceforge.net/ - A program available for Windows and Linux which simplifies the process of creating bootable USB sticks.
[14:19] <Myrtti> !unetbootin ~= /hthttp/http/
[14:19] <Myrtti> !unetbootin
[14:19] <Myrtti> *sigh*
[14:20] <Myrtti> popey: the !ubotu part was unneeded
[14:20] <popey> oh
[14:20] <popey> doh
[14:20] <Myrtti> !usb
[14:21] <Myrtti> though - is unetbooting mentioned in any of those links? if so, alias would serve the purpose better
[14:21] <popey> it is
[14:21] <Myrtti> !unetbootin is <alias> usb
[14:21] <Myrtti> !forget unetbootin
[14:21] <Myrtti> !unetbootin is <alias> usb
[14:22] <Myrtti> !unetbootin
[14:22] <popey> heh
[14:22] <Myrtti> oh shuddup
[14:22] <Myrtti> !unetbootin is <alias> usb
[14:22] <Myrtti> !unebootin
[14:22] <topyli> rofl
[14:22] <Myrtti> >___<
[14:23] <Myrtti> !unforget unetbootin
[14:23] <Myrtti> !unetbootin is <alias>usb
[14:23] <Myrtti> DIE IN AN EASTER BONFIRE
[14:23] <Pici> !no unetbootin is <alias> usb
[14:23] <Myrtti> doh.
[14:23] <Pici> arg
[14:23] <Myrtti> !no unetbootin is <alias>usb
[14:23] <LjL> !usb
[14:24] <topyli> i'm trying to leave the office for home but this is just too good
[14:24] <Myrtti> !unetbootin
[14:24] <Pici> @login
[14:24] <Myrtti> it hates me
[14:24] <popey> I feel bad now.
[14:24]  * Pici thwaps topyli 
[14:24] <topyli> i'm entitled!
[14:24] <Myrtti> !unetbootin
[14:25] <Myrtti> success \o/
[14:25] <Myrtti> popey: yw
[14:25]  * topyli gives Myrtti a cookie
[14:25] <topyli> <3
[14:26] <popey> Myrttisnack!
[14:26]  * LjL selfishly thanks various deities for being in a boring city where the strongest possible earthquake might sometimes force you to put the pictures on your walls back straight
[14:31] <Myrtti> sidenote: I hate joomla
[14:31] <Myrtti> I hate it with a passion
[14:31] <Myrtti> really badly
[14:31] <Myrtti> very much
[14:32] <jussi01> Myrtti: loved that pick on facebook (hence the *snork* earlier)
[14:32] <jussi01> and you all fail with bot handling.  back to school!
[14:33] <Myrtti> jussi01: do you want me to come out with my secrets in where *you* fail ;-)
[14:33] <Myrtti> didn't think you would ;-)
[14:33]  * Myrtti pats jussi01 on the back
[14:33] <Myrtti> we all fail
[14:38] <jussi01> Myrtti: shush girl... 
[14:38] <Myrtti> jussi01: just so you can be on the same level with the rest of us with the Monday angst
[14:39] <jussi01> Myrtti: shh
[14:44] <Myrtti> oooh ooh it almost looks like I'm killing the joomla monster
[14:44] <Myrtti> boomchica wowee!
[14:45] <Myrtti> shite.
[14:45] <Myrtti> more coffee.
[14:48] <Myrtti> good enough
[14:58] <LjL> there's apparently more people who've fled than actual inhabitans.
[15:01] <Myrtti> LjL: lol
[15:01] <LjL> Myrtti: well it's less ridiculous than it seems though, the city is filled with students
[15:01] <LjL> well, was
[15:02] <Myrtti> mmmm true
[15:07] <jussi01> topyli: ping
[15:12] <topyli> jussi01: pong
[15:13]  * Myrtti chuckles at Snatch Wars
[15:14] <jussi01> topyli: kuivaliha.... MMMMM!!!
[15:14] <topyli> :)
[15:14] <topyli> The best :)
[15:14] <jussi01> really, really good
[15:15] <jussi01> I just got to find a supplier for it now :D
[15:17] <topyli> Heh. Rare animals, kuiva poro :)
[15:18] <jussi01> If anyone hasnt tasted this, they need too.
[15:18]  * Tm_T is like kuiva liha, just not that good taste
[15:19] <Myrtti> lappeen ranta
[15:19] <Tm_T> Myrtti: no, I meant it that way
[15:24] <jussi01> crap
[15:24] <jussi01> I looked away
[15:24] <Tm_T> from me?
[15:24] <jussi01> thanks Tm_T
[15:25] <topyli> jussi01: don't eat the whole piece at once. If the salt doesn't kill you, the meat will split your tummy once it swells :)
[15:25] <jussi01> topyli: yeah
[15:26] <jussi01> topyli: I still have lots left... Im savouring it
[15:26] <Tm_T> TiredWolf: hi how can we help you today?
[15:27] <LjL> Tm_T, it's me...
[15:27] <Tm_T> I know, but can't I have my fun at times? (;)
[15:28] <LjL> i suppose :P
[15:29] <LjL> just keeping irc on on the phone while i'm out so i can stay updated
[15:48] <TiredWolf> Seems that italian op sent someone an sms saying the house is damaged but he's ok
[15:48] <Pici> Good to hear
[15:48] <Tm_T> (:
[15:49] <Tm_T> remembers me of the times I played ET and people were saying "I'm on next to Israels border and there's some war but I rather play than worry"
[15:49] <Tm_T> or so
[15:56] <TiredWolf> typical brain reaction i guess
[15:57] <TiredWolf> besides, from what i'm hearing the poorle living in l'aq had got so used to a couple small quakes a day in the past week...
[15:58] <TiredWolf> they probably worried less than they should have
[15:58] <TiredWolf> besides it doesn't help when a quake is in the night
[18:08] <Phantomas> LjL: hey, I would like to ask you a question about Ubotwo
[19:10] <Pici> Phantomas: Do you specifically need LjL or is this something that one of the other operators can help you with?
[19:12] <Phantomas> Pici: Sometimes Ubotwo isn't answering the commands we give to it in the #ubuntu-gr channel
[19:14] <Phantomas> that's the problem. I asked LjL because he helped us with bringing the bot to the channel but I guess that another operator can help too :)
[19:18] <Pici> Phantomas: Ah.  It may be best to wait for LjL then.. 
[19:20] <Phantomas> OK
[19:20] <Phantomas> thank you anyway!
[19:23] <jussi01> Phantomas: which commands? can you give more info?
[19:25] <Phantomas> jussi01 i tried !paste and didn't work ... also it doesn't give an answer to my personal messages
[19:26] <Phantomas> you can join #ubuntu-gr and see yourself :)
[19:26] <jussi01> Phantomas: it didnt give a reply at all? or was it just somewhat delayed?
[19:26] <Phantomas> Any reply at all..
[19:28] <Pricey> had the same command been used recently?
[19:29] <jussi01> Pricey: all sorted
[19:29] <jussi01>  bot was muted :P
[19:34] <jussi01> well maybe not, lets see
[19:36] <Pici> I couldn't even get it to properly respond to a @list in pm.
[19:38] <jussi01> Ubotwo: and ubot3 are kinda useless to me atm
[19:39] <jussi01> anyway, I popped ubottu in there for now, since she has greek factoids already.
[19:39] <Phantomas> and it works... for now :P
[19:40] <jussi01> Phantomas: :) anything else you need us for? 
[19:41] <Phantomas> jussi01: No, that's all! Thank you very much!
[19:41] <jussi01> Phantomas: this isnt a place to idle ;) 
[19:42] <Phantomas> bye! 
[19:42] <tsimpson> I think someone in -irc wants attention
[19:43] <jussi01> ahh, tsimpson, the very man I needed to talk to
[19:43]  * tsimpson runs away
[19:43] <jussi01> *g*
[20:18] <Seeker`> LjL: glad to see you are ok
[20:47] <LjL> Seeker`: you can be sure of something - if you hear of an earthquake in italy, i'm not involved in it
[20:48] <LjL> my city is ugly and boring but... well, it's boring. nothing happens. including disasters.
[20:51] <LjL> oh
[20:51] <Seeker`> I won't worry in future then :P
[20:51] <LjL> the #debian-it guy they were searching for earlier is on irc
[20:55] <jussi01> :)
[20:56] <LjL> sounds kinda shocked, his house basically fell down with him inside.
[20:56] <LjL> obviously didn't fall *completely* down.
[20:56] <Gary> ljl seen my stalker in #Defocus :p
[20:56] <LjL> Gary: i'm not in there
[20:56] <Pici> s/stalker/stalkers/
[20:57] <Gary> oh I thought you were
[20:57] <LjL> Gary: i don't autojoin, i normally only join if there's some idiot around to begin with
[20:57] <LjL> Gary: i wish i had so many lovers :(
[20:57] <Gary> ah, plenty of them in there :p
[20:58] <Gary> they are scaring me :p
[21:02] <Garystalker> hi Gary
[21:02] <LjL> Gary: don't invite your friends here now, this is a private party :(
[21:02] <Gary> Seeker`: I'll get you
[21:03] <Seeker`> huh?
[21:03]  * Garystalker prods Gary
[21:07] <Seeker`> Gary: ?
[21:07] <Gary> Seeker`: nm, sorry
[21:08] <Garystalker> Gaaaaaaaarry
[21:08] <Gary> Garystalker: lol
[21:08] <Garystalker> I seeeeeeee yoooooooooou
[21:09] <Gary> damn that IP, I knows it....
[21:09] <Seeker`> Gary: is it yours?
[21:10] <Gary> Seeker`: nope
[21:12] <Seeker`> you sure?
[21:15] <Gary> since I am VM yeah
[21:16] <LjL> you're a virtual machine?
[21:17] <Gary> virgin media
[21:41]  * jpds needs ops in +1 to change topic - anyone around?
[21:43] <jpds> ikonia: ta.
[21:43] <ikonia> no sweat
[21:43] <jpds> Oh wait, it was LjL.
[21:43] <ikonia> oh, he must have beat me
[21:44] <ikonia> LjL: nice to see you made it
[21:45] <LjL> look, it's not like 95% of italians have died... regardless of hopes :P
[21:45] <ikonia> LjL: still nice to see you ok
[21:46] <Seeker`> ikonia: that was pretty much his reaction to me too
[21:46] <ikonia> screw him
[21:47] <LjL> yeah he's a prick isn't he
[21:47] <ikonia> totally
[21:47] <LjL> you're talking about gary, right?
[21:47] <ikonia> is there anyone else..... ;)
[21:47] <ikonia> still nice to see you checked in
[21:48] <LjL> anyway i'd rather have an earthquake. i haven't smoked all day. that'd distract me at least.
[21:49] <Gary> what did I do now?
[21:49] <LjL> Gary: don't pretend you don't know
[21:54] <LjL> creepy anyway. according to USGS reports the quake was felt from venice to naples, actually even further down than naples
[23:10] <nickspoon> LjL: Aww, you're still here.
[23:11] <ikonia> nickspoon: that's what I should have said
[23:11] <ikonia> seemes to be welcomed more than concern
[23:11] <nickspoon> ikonia: LjL sees concern as a sign of weakness.
[23:11] <ikonia> ....and crushes it
[23:12] <ikonia> ljl is the chuck norris of the ubuntu world
[23:12] <LjL> nickspoon: you can't just HOPE i'm crushed by the roof of my house, you have to make that HAPPEN
[23:13] <nickspoon> LjL: I guess. Still, it would have been nice.
[23:13] <ikonia> If you have 4gig or ram and LJL has 4 gig of ram, LJL has more ram than you.
[23:13] <LjL> i have more space between my gig, at least
[23:14] <ikonia> <ljl facts>
[23:15] <ikonia> I feel it's sleep time
[23:15] <ikonia> good night gents & ladies
[23:15] <nickspoon> Night ikonia.
[23:16] <nickspoon> LjL knew the earthquake was going to happen, so he told some crazy scientist that nobody would believe.
[23:16] <LjL> nickspoon: heh that "debate" has reached you too?
[23:16] <nickspoon> Oh yes.
[23:18] <LjL> nickspoon: anyway i receive USGS earthquake reports, and there were two >4 earthquakes yesterday
[23:18] <LjL> nickspoon: it didn't take a genius to suspect a big one might come
[23:18] <LjL> nickspoon: but what exactly do you do, evacuate an entire region for a week?
[23:18] <nickspoon> LjL: Well, precisely.
[23:18] <nickspoon> The only thing to do is to build places that don't fall down in earthquakes.
[23:19] <LjL> nickspoon: which isn't all that feasible, either, when half of your houses are from the middle ages and you're actually *proud* of that in the first place
[23:20] <nickspoon> LjL: Well, shouldn't be a problem in L'Aquilla now that large bits of it are already gone :/
[23:20] <LjL> L'Aquila
[23:21] <nickspoon> Sorry sir.
[23:21] <LjL> nickspoon: it's a ghost town but at least spell it right :(
[23:22] <Seeker`> LjL: that "debate" has reached slashdot
[23:22] <LjL> nickspoon: there's a similar issue with the vesuvius - we probably *will* know in advance, with a reasonable probability, when it's going to erupt - but again what do you do, evacuate naples for a month - and then maybe it just doesn't happen?
[23:23] <Seeker`> you fit everyone with teleportation devices. problem solved.
[23:24] <nickspoon> What do you *mean* Italy doesn't have those yet?
[23:24] <nickspoon> You're still using what? Scooters? Don't make me laugh.
[23:24] <Seeker`> its amazing how many problems can be solved with a simple teleportation device
[23:24] <Seeker`> too lazy to go to the kitchen?
[23:24] <nickspoon> You bet.
[23:25] <Seeker`> want to throw something at someone but have bad aim?
[23:25] <Seeker`> want to send Ljl to an alternate dimension
[23:25] <Seeker`> the answer to all of these problems (and many more) is a teleportation device!
[23:25] <LjL> nickspoon: i'm currently trying to quit smoking.
[23:26] <LjL> nickspoon: don't make me start murdering to replace it.
[23:27] <nickspoon> LjL: Murderers live longer than smokers.
[23:27] <LjL> nickspoon: but what about quality of life?
[23:27] <nickspoon> I suppose if you aren't caught, better.
[23:28]  * Gary pops out for a ciggie
[23:28] <LjL> nickspoon: well just don't make me kill you anyway, ok?
[23:28] <LjL> nickspoon: i don't want to be forced to make you die of a quick death just because i get upset
[23:28] <nickspoon> LjL: You'll never get here. I live at the top of a gentle incline.
[23:28] <LjL> nickspoon: die slowly and painfully of natural causes like you're supposed to, 'k
[23:29] <LjL> nickspoon: tsk, i can still ran to catch the tram still! i can make your stupid hill.
[23:29] <LjL> true, i do gasp during the whole tram ride afterwards
[23:30] <Gary> I went for a walk today!
[23:31] <Gary> it was amazing, I did not die
[23:31] <nickspoon> I heard that there's short-wavelength radiation out there.
[23:32] <Seeker`> Gary: where did you go for a walk?
[23:32] <Gary> from home, up the big hill into town, round town, stopped for bank and coffee shop visit and back home via jessops
[23:33] <Gary> t'was about four miles ish
[23:33] <Seeker`> what?!
[23:33] <Seeker`> you can have walks outside now?
[23:33] <Seeker`> I thought you could only have them to the server room and back
[23:34] <LjL> wow
[23:34] <LjL> The problem here is not that someone here using poor science happened to be sort of right, the problem is that Italy is a country with high risks of earthquakes and exceedingly poor construction and preparation.
[23:34] <LjL> not all slashdotters are idiots?
[23:35] <LjL> my strongest beliefs are shaken at the roots.
[23:36]  * Seeker` has posted comments on slashdot in the past
[23:40] <Seeker`> they have even been modded up
[23:56] <raylu> is this the correct place to ask about bans?
[23:56] <raylu>  6:53:30 -!- mode/#ubuntu [+b *!*@FOOR.RES.CMU.EDU] by FloodBot1
[23:57] <Gary> any reason you versioned the whole channel?
[23:57] <raylu> i just installed the verstats script and got a bit trigger happy
[23:58] <raylu> i wasn't aware it counted as flooding; i thought the replies went to only me
[23:58] <Gary> from everyone connected to that channel, kinda causes issues
[23:58] <raylu> oh, sorry
[23:59] <LjL> raylu: i'll remove the ban, just a minute please