[00:19] <jdong_> some people talk so fast that time slows down in the process.
[00:20] <Flannel> I didn't know time dilation occurred over IRC
[00:21] <jdong_> only works over broadband.
[03:22] <Flannel> true!
[05:01] <elky> Flannel, no, it *should* have been 22+6, but i counted from the wrong column of the timestamp with my 'why the hell am i awake at 8am on a saturday' affected brain
[05:01] <Flannel> Ah, I just thought we were in base nine-and-a-half or something
[10:24] <Seveas> aaronvarghese / aaronvarghese_ borderline troll in #ubuntu -- please keep an eye
[12:59] <topyli> martini's nick sounds familiar. how did he get in?
[13:00] <bazhang> the stalker guy martini? or just a coincidence
[19:55] <LinuX2half> hi
[19:55] <LinuX2half> I want to know why I'm banned from ubuntu
[19:56] <Seeker`> @bansearch LinuX2half 
[19:56] <Seeker`> @login
[19:56] <Seeker`> @btlogin
[19:57] <LinuX2half> uh huh, so clearly the floodbot banned me
[19:57] <Seeker`> no
[19:57] <Seeker`> flannel banned you
[19:58] <Seeker`> I cant access the bantracker at the moment, so I cant tell you why
[19:58] <Flannel> LinuX2half: You were banned because you were being blatantly offtopic and rude, and refused to stop when asked by numerous people.
[19:59] <LinuX2half> oh, my bad, there seems that I had to talk a lot yesterday
[20:01] <Flannel> LinuX2half: you were also asked a number of times to take your question to our offtopic channel, and ignored those requests.
[20:02] <LinuX2half> okay, I'll try to listen next time
[20:04] <Flannel> I've gotta run, but some other operators will be able to help you with this matter.
[20:05] <Seeker`> LinuX2half: do you understand the difference between #ubuntu and #ubuntu-offtopic?
[20:05] <LinuX2half> yes
[20:06] <Seeker`> LinuX2half: please can you read the following two links
[20:06] <Seeker`> !guidelines
[20:06] <Seeker`> !coc
[20:06] <Seeker`> LinuX2half: let me know when you are done
[20:11] <LinuX2half> I'm done reading
[20:11] <Seeker`> ok, anything in there you don't understand?
[20:12] <LinuX2half> nope, I'll be more careful with the rules next time
[20:12] <Seeker`> ok, i'm going to lift the ban
[20:12] <LinuX2half> thanks
[20:13] <Seeker`> LinuX2half: try joining now
[20:13] <LinuX2half> Yeah, I'm in
[20:14] <Seeker`> Ok. Can I ask you not to idle in here please.
[20:14] <LinuX2half> sure, bye
[20:57] <CosmicChaos> hello
[20:57] <Seeker`> hi
[20:57] <Seeker`> how can we help you?
[20:58] <CosmicChaos> Seeker`: i was a bad guy some month agoo and i am banned on ubuntu+1
[20:58] <CosmicChaos> i request for unbanning, please
[20:59] <Seeker`> @bansearch CosmicChaos 
[20:59] <CosmicChaos> thats me
[20:59] <Seeker`> I cant access the bantracker at the moment to find out why
[20:59] <CosmicChaos> i will talk to ikonia thx
[21:01] <mneptok> @login
[21:01] <mneptok> @btlogin
[21:01] <CosmicChaos> or are you allowed to do that?
[21:03] <mneptok> CosmicChaos: ban evasion is NOT tolerated. threatening to do so is equally bad.
[21:03] <CosmicChaos> i need access to that channel because i would like to participate the karmic koala
[21:04] <mneptok> if you want to participate in Ubuntu development, you must follow the Code Of Coduct
[21:04] <mneptok> !coc > CosmicChaos 
[21:04] <mneptok> please read that carefully
[21:04] <CosmicChaos> its over 4 mont ago and i kept being online in #ubuntu for that time without becoming problematic in any way :(
[21:05] <mneptok> please read that carefully (x2)
[21:06] <CosmicChaos> mneptok: i already read that
[21:07] <mneptok> do you understand it?
[21:07] <CosmicChaos> ya of course
[21:07] <mneptok> will you abide by it?
[21:07] <CosmicChaos> theres no point about it, i only report bugs
[21:08] <mneptok> OK, so you don't want me to unban you.
[21:08] <CosmicChaos> ?
[21:08] <mneptok> talk to ikonia then, since you want to be difficult and not answer my questions
[21:09] <CosmicChaos> what is wrong. im not a developer. why should i sign this?
[21:09] <mneptok> did i ask you to sign it?
[21:09] <mneptok> no.
[21:09] <mneptok> i asked if you would abide by it.
[21:10] <mneptok> you choose not to answer, so now i choose not to help you further. have a nice day.
[21:10] <mneptok> in the future, you might want to be a bit nicer to people that are TRYING TO HELP YOU
[21:11] <CosmicChaos> i dont know the word abide man calm down
[21:11] <mneptok> we do not allow idling on this channel. please leave until you see that ikonia is active.
[21:11] <mneptok> bleiben
[21:13] <CosmicChaos> ich soll bei dem code of coduct bleiben, sry das ist kein deutsch. i was not unkind in here, please respect my request.
[21:13] <mneptok> es tut mir leid. ikonia sprechst du jeztz.
[21:14] <CosmicChaos> uand im not allowed to wait for him/her here?
[21:14] <mneptok> no
[21:15] <mneptok> *sigh*
[21:16]  * jussi01 hugs mneptok
[22:22] <Pici> banned
[22:23] <Seeker`> I saw
[23:42] <dragon_> !pastebin
[23:42] <dragon_> I have a feeling that !pastebin should have a reference to !pastebinit
[23:43] <Seeker`> dragon_: suggest an alternative then
[23:44] <dragon_> pastebin is a service to post multiple-lined texts so you don't flood the channel. The Ubuntu pastebin is at http://paste.ubuntu.com | To post !screenshots use http://imagebin.org/index.php?page=add | !pastebinit is the command line equivalent of pastebin | Make sure you give us the URL for your paste - see also the channel topic
[23:46] <dragon_> Seeker`: ^^^
[23:47] <Seeker`> hmm
[23:47] <Seeker`> factoid is getting a bit long though
[23:47] <dragon_> also, the last sentence is a bit trivial
[23:47] <dragon_> "Make sure you give ..."
[23:48] <Seeker`> youd be surprised
[23:48] <dragon_> heh
[23:51] <dragon_> pastebin is a service to post multiple-lined texts so you don't flood the channel. Ubuntu pastebin is at http://paste.ubuntu.com | To post !screenshots use http://tinyurl.com/imagebin | !pastebinit to paste directly from command line | Make sure you give us the URL for your paste - see also the channel topic
[23:52] <dragon_> Seeker`: ^
[23:52] <Seeker`> !
[23:52] <Seeker`> !
[23:52] <Seeker`> grr
[23:52] <Seeker`> !pastebin is a service to post multiple-lined texts so you don't flood the channel. Ubuntu pastebin is at  http://paste.ubuntu.com | To post !screenshots use http://tinyurl.com/imagebin | !pastebinit to paste directly from  command line | Make sure you give us the URL for your paste - see also the channel topic
[23:52] <Seeker`> ubottu: no, pastebin is a service to post multiple-lined texts so you don't flood the channel. Ubuntu pastebin is at  http://paste.ubuntu.com | To post !screenshots use http://tinyurl.com/imagebin | !pastebinit to paste directly from  command line | Make sure you give us the URL for your paste - see also the channel topic
[23:52] <Seeker`> !pastebin
[23:52] <bazhang> !imagebin
[23:53] <dragon_> also, !screenshots and !imagebin are two separate tiny factoids. Since it's better to have lesser number of factoids, shouldn't those two be merged?
[23:53] <dragon_> !screenshot
[23:54] <dragon_> Screenshots can be made with the [PrtScr] button. Want to show us a screenshot of your problem? Upload an image to http://tinyurl.com/imagebin and post a link to it.
[23:54] <dragon_> this one should work for both imagebin and screenshot
[23:59] <dragon_> I need guidance dealing with someone who is advocating kissyoutube.com in place of youtube-dl