[03:10] <Myrtti> Greetings from the eight floor of Tampere University hospital, woke up when my iv was 'refilled'.
[03:11] <nalioth> Myrtti: get out of there!
[03:11] <Myrtti> Id rather stay, thanks :-)
[03:12] <nalioth> you'er not supposed to be sick, you know
[03:13] <Myrtti> Apparently Ive been sick with this since 2005, so if this is the way to get rid of the agonizing spells of pain Ive had since then, so be it
[03:14] <nalioth> yeah, well, get rid of that stuff (and go home)
[03:15] <Myrtti> Will do
[07:14] <rww> mneptok: Make http://people.ubuntu.com/~mneptok/mnepolo.png work again. You're violating the right of larted people to see terrible terrible things.
[07:15] <rww> (Alternatively, can some op person change the lart link to a picture of Cthulhu or something?)
[07:19] <jussi01> hehe
[07:20] <mneptok> rww: probably removed as i no longer work for the company
[07:21] <mneptok> hmmm ... but the dir is still there
[07:21] <rww> mneptok: people.ubuntu.com is an Ubuntu Member thing, not a Canonical thing, iirc. Maybe someone decided you're "clearly offensive" :p
[07:21] <mneptok> it should still be on Uncyclopedia
[07:22] <rww> 'tis. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/55/Mnepolo.png
[07:22] <mneptok> ride that sexy horse
[07:24]  * jussi01 shudders
[07:25] <Madpilot> rww, Cthulhu, related to Ubuntu even, but nowhere near as horrifying as that other pic: http://www.warbard.ca/temp/CthulhubuntuLogo.png
[07:27] <rww> Madpilot: indeed. I petition for the restoration of mneptokness to lart. Also, while I'm here, someone fix the one where ubottu refers to herself as a guy. And approve my snarky factoid requests.
[07:27] <rww> and buy me a pony :(
[07:27] <Madpilot> !pony
[07:27] <Madpilot> meh. the bot used to know that one
[07:28] <rww> !pony-#ubuntu-offtopic
[07:28] <jussi01> rww: which one is that?
[07:28] <Madpilot> ah, right, per-channel filtering. forgot that. the bot's much more fun in -ot
[07:29] <rww> jussi01: which one what? Male ubottu lart?
[07:29] <jussi01> yeah
[07:29] <rww> * ubottu pulls out his louisville slugger and uses DrDerek's head to break the homerun record
[07:32] <jussi01> hrm, ok, lemme see if I cant get those fixed... although might have to wait for a few days...
[07:33] <rww> Alright. I will now return to the -offtopic lair from whence I came. Good day, folks.
[07:33]  * rww tips his hat to jussi01, Madpilot, and mneptok
[08:09] <ToXBoT_> Flannel, you redirected my nick to fix_your_connection
[08:10] <ToXBoT_> I've fixed my connection.
[08:10] <ToXBoT_> So, can you please remove the redirection
[08:11] <jussi01> ToXBoT_: where is the redirection from?
[08:11] <ToXBoT> #ubuntu
[08:13] <ToXBoT> jussi01, can you please remove the redirection?
[08:13] <jussi01> ToXBoT: patience ;)
[08:13] <ToXBoT> jussi01, I've been waiting since last 15days though.. :D
[08:14] <ToXBoT> jussi01, and I don't use any other nick to get in any ban channel(s)
[08:15] <jussi01> ToXBoT: Im working on it, patience.
[08:16] <jussi01> ToXBoT: you are good to go.
[09:47] <ikonia> how can he have been waiting 15 days when this is the first time he's asked
[10:04] <Daviey> 10:03:37 <Daviey> Hey, we tend to keep #ubuntu family friendly.. so no swearing, please :)
[10:04] <Daviey> 10:04:02 <Immo_Phagg> where are the ladies bro
[10:04] <Daviey> Flannel: ^^
[10:05] <Flannel> I figured.  He was warned about an hour ago
[10:07] <jussi01> we banned him from -ot yesterday, he knows the drill.
[10:12] <topyli> iirc i removed him, no ban
[10:15] <Daviey> It's actually kind of ironic, as i imagine his nick is also offensive as i imagine it means "I'm a Fag", which is an offensive/colloquial term for homosexual.
[10:16] <Daviey> I can't believe that nick is based on a real name.
[10:21] <nalioth> it's a troll
[10:57] <Myrtti> Painkillers <3
[11:29] <Bacta> Hi I would like to request an unbanning from #ubuntu-offtopic
[11:31] <ikonia> Bacta: Hi, I'm sorry - that's not going to happen at this time
[11:31] <Bacta> May I ask why that is?
[11:32] <ikonia> because you are a repeat offender who still causes problems in other channels
[11:32] <ikonia> if this stance changes you will be notified
[11:32] <Bacta> Have I caused a problem in the last week?
[11:32] <ikonia> I'm not disscussing/debating it
[11:32] <Bacta> Does this mean I have to uninstall Ubuntu and go back to Windows?
[11:32] <ikonia> if you chose to
[11:33] <ikonia> that is of no concern on your ban
[11:33] <Bacta> So I'm not banned from using Ubuntu?
[11:33] <ikonia> #ubuntu the channel, I don't know without looking, ubuntu the linux distribution, please don't be silly -you know we have no control or interest in that
[11:33] <nalioth> Bacta: is there anything else we can help you with?
[11:34] <Bacta> Not really..
[11:34] <Bacta> Will I be kicked or can I leave on my own accord?
[11:34] <nalioth> then please respect our /topic
[11:34] <elky> Bacta, you wont be kicked if you leave of your own accord.
[11:34] <Bacta> xe cam on :)
[11:35] <elky> bye Bacta.
[11:35] <elky> ikonia, we got your mail, btw.
[11:36] <elky> oops, wrong channel.
[11:36] <ikonia> I'm putting more information together on that, but I've got limited logs due to the time period it was spread over
[11:36] <elky> well, dialog, window, whatever
[11:36] <ikonia> I know I know
[11:59] <bernardlychan> hey guys how do i register my username with password?
[12:00] <elky> bernardlychan, that's something you should ask #freenode, as we're not a support team for their software, however, if you "/msg ubottu register" she'll give a hint.
[12:01] <topyli> bernardlychan: this isn't really an appropriate channel to ask for support, but you'll get help from nickserv with /msg nickserv help
[12:01] <topyli> doh
[12:28] <seeker^> Heya
[14:08] <Pici> stupid bot
[14:08] <bazhang> argh some tw kid trolling
[14:08] <Pici> It looks like a bot to me
[14:08] <bazhang> dont know why my ban got two addresses though
[14:35] <bazhang> that was the kid running the bot I would guess theshahfactor/ancientsocrates
[14:35] <ikonia> oh
[14:53] <bazhang> is steil trolling?
[16:36] <Pici> !away > ayahuasktrip
[17:13] <jussi01> yay for server back again :D
[17:54] <jussi01> nice and quiet in here :D
[17:59] <ikonia> how it should be
[18:02]  * genii enjoys the sounds of silence
[18:04] <jussi01> fool said I you do not know, silence like the cancer grows...
[18:18] <bazhang> madgirl seems to be a bot
[18:55] <maco> *snort*
[18:55] <maco> in a PM:
 HELLO AGAIN BUDDY...MAY I ASK YOU A FEW MORE PERSONAL QUESTIONS?
[18:55] <maco> jeez he even sounds like marion barry!
[19:03] <mneptok> maco: take off your bra and hand me the crack pipe.
[19:03] <maco> ok yeah that sounds more like him...
[19:03] <mneptok> oh ... wait.
[19:04] <maco> did you hear he got in trouble a month or two ago for stalking some lady?
[19:04] <mneptok> this is #ubuntu-ops. not #skanky_alexandria_motel
[19:04] <mneptok> maco: yeah. it's mind-boggling.
[19:04] <mneptok> he'll be re-elected. he's pure Teflon. (and DC voters seem to like rap sheets)
[19:05] <maco> apparently he did a lot for old folks way back in the day before he was shown for being a womanizing arse so the old folks still vote for him
[19:06] <maco> and given dc's crime rate.... i guess there are a lot of people that feel like having a rap sheet makes you more human
[19:06] <mneptok> when i was in DC in 1992-1995, he was in jail for the motel/prostitute/crack debacle. makes me wonder how old these people are.
[19:06] <maco> its like when palin calls democrats "elitists" .. anyone without at least 3 arrests is an elitist :P
[19:07] <mneptok> i tried getting arrested for speeding, but i tried in Sweden. apparently the Swedes handle speeders somewhat diffeerently.
[19:07] <mneptok> http://imgur.com/FSbUF.jpg
[19:09] <Nafallo> hahahahahaha
[19:11] <jussi01> Nafallo: do you have sweden on hilight or something?
[19:12] <Nafallo> rotfl
[19:38] <jpds> ...
[20:12] <jpds> Nafallo: mneptok wants to steal pony!
[20:12]  * Nafallo spanks mneptok. leave her alone!
[20:13]  * Nafallo gives jpds a snack
[20:15]  * Myrtti feasts with a straw drink
[20:15] <Myrtti> Nom
[20:16] <Seeker`> om nom nom
[20:16] <Myrtti> Pineapple
[20:20] <Nafallo> hmm
[20:23] <Myrtti> Hmm?
[20:25] <Nafallo> hmmmmm
[20:40] <mneptok> ananas
[20:52] <genii> I'm thirsty now for pineapple juice :(
[20:57] <Flannel> genii: So, find yourself some pineapples!
[20:59] <genii> Maybe I'll nip off from work a couple minutes to go find one
[21:06] <Flannel> I think it might be more prudent to take a four day vacation to travel to a pineapple plantation and purchase an entire truckload.
[21:17]  * genii sips his little square box of reconstituted pineapple juice and considers a vacation
[22:08] <maco> genii: did your mommy get you one of those plastic boxes for your juice box so you dont squeeze it and squirt all over yourself?
[22:11] <Seeker`> maco: you a #u op now?
[22:11] <maco> #ubuntuforums, #ubuntu-women, #kubuntu
[22:12] <Seeker`> ah, ok
[22:16] <Flannel> maco: They have plastic boxes for juice boxes now?
[22:22] <maco> they had plastic cases for around juice box when i was a kid 20 years ago
[22:49] <Seeker`> by "plastic" do youm ean foil backed cardboard?
[22:50] <genii> maco: Hehe... I didn't know they made such things, but I could see them being useful.
[22:54] <Flannel> Seeker`: I think she means hard plastic boxes for them to sit in, so you don't accidentally fire juice out of the straw
[23:00] <Seeker`> never seen those
[23:00] <Seeker`> maybe i ould drink without emptying the contents everywhere
[23:09]  * genii checks to make sure he really exists
[23:10] <genii> jussi01: I think core is conking out
[23:32] <ikonia> gents an eye on +1 would be wise for a while, I'm trying at the moment