[03:09] hggdh called the ops in #ubuntu+1 () [03:10] Greetings from the eight floor of Tampere University hospital, woke up when my iv was 'refilled'. [03:11] Myrtti: get out of there! [03:11] Id rather stay, thanks :-) [03:12] you'er not supposed to be sick, you know [03:13] Apparently Ive been sick with this since 2005, so if this is the way to get rid of the agonizing spells of pain Ive had since then, so be it [03:14] yeah, well, get rid of that stuff (and go home) [03:15] Will do [07:14] mneptok: Make http://people.ubuntu.com/~mneptok/mnepolo.png work again. You're violating the right of larted people to see terrible terrible things. [07:15] (Alternatively, can some op person change the lart link to a picture of Cthulhu or something?) [07:19] hehe [07:20] rww: probably removed as i no longer work for the company [07:21] hmmm ... but the dir is still there [07:21] mneptok: people.ubuntu.com is an Ubuntu Member thing, not a Canonical thing, iirc. Maybe someone decided you're "clearly offensive" :p [07:21] it should still be on Uncyclopedia [07:22] 'tis. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/55/Mnepolo.png [07:22] ride that sexy horse [07:24] * jussi01 shudders [07:25] rww, Cthulhu, related to Ubuntu even, but nowhere near as horrifying as that other pic: http://www.warbard.ca/temp/CthulhubuntuLogo.png [07:27] Madpilot: indeed. I petition for the restoration of mneptokness to lart. Also, while I'm here, someone fix the one where ubottu refers to herself as a guy. And approve my snarky factoid requests. [07:27] and buy me a pony :( [07:27] !pony [07:27] Sorry, I don't know anything about pony [07:27] meh. the bot used to know that one [07:28] !pony-#ubuntu-offtopic [07:28] No, you can't have a pony. Much less so when you're magnetron [07:28] rww: which one is that? [07:28] ah, right, per-channel filtering. forgot that. the bot's much more fun in -ot [07:29] jussi01: which one what? Male ubottu lart? [07:29] yeah [07:29] * ubottu pulls out his louisville slugger and uses DrDerek's head to break the homerun record [07:32] hrm, ok, lemme see if I cant get those fixed... although might have to wait for a few days... [07:33] Alright. I will now return to the -offtopic lair from whence I came. Good day, folks. [07:33] * rww tips his hat to jussi01, Madpilot, and mneptok [08:09] Flannel, you redirected my nick to fix_your_connection [08:10] I've fixed my connection. [08:10] So, can you please remove the redirection [08:11] ToXBoT_: where is the redirection from? === ToXBoT_ is now known as ToXBoT [08:11] #ubuntu [08:13] jussi01, can you please remove the redirection? [08:13] ToXBoT: patience ;) [08:13] jussi01, I've been waiting since last 15days though.. :D [08:14] jussi01, and I don't use any other nick to get in any ban channel(s) [08:15] ToXBoT: Im working on it, patience. [08:16] ToXBoT: you are good to go. [09:47] how can he have been waiting 15 days when this is the first time he's asked [10:04] 10:03:37 Hey, we tend to keep #ubuntu family friendly.. so no swearing, please :) [10:04] 10:04:02 where are the ladies bro [10:04] Flannel: ^^ [10:05] I figured. He was warned about an hour ago [10:07] we banned him from -ot yesterday, he knows the drill. [10:12] iirc i removed him, no ban [10:15] It's actually kind of ironic, as i imagine his nick is also offensive as i imagine it means "I'm a Fag", which is an offensive/colloquial term for homosexual. [10:16] I can't believe that nick is based on a real name. [10:21] it's a troll [10:57] Painkillers <3 [11:29] Hi I would like to request an unbanning from #ubuntu-offtopic [11:31] Bacta: Hi, I'm sorry - that's not going to happen at this time [11:31] May I ask why that is? [11:32] because you are a repeat offender who still causes problems in other channels [11:32] if this stance changes you will be notified [11:32] Have I caused a problem in the last week? [11:32] I'm not disscussing/debating it [11:32] Does this mean I have to uninstall Ubuntu and go back to Windows? [11:32] if you chose to [11:33] that is of no concern on your ban [11:33] So I'm not banned from using Ubuntu? [11:33] #ubuntu the channel, I don't know without looking, ubuntu the linux distribution, please don't be silly -you know we have no control or interest in that [11:33] Bacta: is there anything else we can help you with? [11:34] Not really.. [11:34] Will I be kicked or can I leave on my own accord? [11:34] then please respect our /topic [11:34] Bacta, you wont be kicked if you leave of your own accord. [11:34] xe cam on :) [11:35] bye Bacta. [11:35] ikonia, we got your mail, btw. [11:36] oops, wrong channel. [11:36] I'm putting more information together on that, but I've got limited logs due to the time period it was spread over [11:36] well, dialog, window, whatever [11:36] I know I know [11:51] In ubottu, Some_Person said: netspeak is "Please refrain from using excessive netspeak." [11:59] hey guys how do i register my username with password? [12:00] bernardlychan, that's something you should ask #freenode, as we're not a support team for their software, however, if you "/msg ubottu register" she'll give a hint. [12:01] bernardlychan: this isn't really an appropriate channel to ask for support, but you'll get help from nickserv with /msg nickserv help [12:01] doh [12:28] Heya [14:08] stupid bot [14:08] argh some tw kid trolling [14:08] It looks like a bot to me [14:08] dont know why my ban got two addresses though === genii_ is now known as genii [14:35] that was the kid running the bot I would guess theshahfactor/ancientsocrates [14:35] oh [14:53] is steil trolling? [16:36] !away > ayahuasktrip [17:13] yay for server back again :D [17:54] nice and quiet in here :D [17:59] how it should be [18:02] * genii enjoys the sounds of silence [18:04] fool said I you do not know, silence like the cancer grows... [18:18] madgirl seems to be a bot [18:55] *snort* [18:55] in a PM: [18:55] HELLO AGAIN BUDDY...MAY I ASK YOU A FEW MORE PERSONAL QUESTIONS? [18:55] jeez he even sounds like marion barry! [19:03] maco: take off your bra and hand me the crack pipe. [19:03] ok yeah that sounds more like him... [19:03] oh ... wait. [19:04] did you hear he got in trouble a month or two ago for stalking some lady? [19:04] this is #ubuntu-ops. not #skanky_alexandria_motel [19:04] maco: yeah. it's mind-boggling. [19:04] he'll be re-elected. he's pure Teflon. (and DC voters seem to like rap sheets) [19:05] apparently he did a lot for old folks way back in the day before he was shown for being a womanizing arse so the old folks still vote for him [19:06] and given dc's crime rate.... i guess there are a lot of people that feel like having a rap sheet makes you more human [19:06] when i was in DC in 1992-1995, he was in jail for the motel/prostitute/crack debacle. makes me wonder how old these people are. [19:06] its like when palin calls democrats "elitists" .. anyone without at least 3 arrests is an elitist :P [19:07] i tried getting arrested for speeding, but i tried in Sweden. apparently the Swedes handle speeders somewhat diffeerently. [19:07] http://imgur.com/FSbUF.jpg [19:09] hahahahahaha [19:11] Nafallo: do you have sweden on hilight or something? [19:12] rotfl [19:37] In #ubuntu-server, Aison said: ubottu, but ebox is fine? I don't know it [19:38] ... [20:09] In ubottu, mneptok said: ubottu, jpds is confused. please give him a pony. [20:12] Nafallo: mneptok wants to steal pony! [20:12] * Nafallo spanks mneptok. leave her alone! [20:13] * Nafallo gives jpds a snack [20:15] * Myrtti feasts with a straw drink [20:15] Nom [20:16] om nom nom [20:16] Pineapple [20:20] hmm [20:23] Hmm? [20:25] hmmmmm [20:40] ananas [20:52] I'm thirsty now for pineapple juice :( [20:57] genii: So, find yourself some pineapples! [20:59] Maybe I'll nip off from work a couple minutes to go find one [21:06] I think it might be more prudent to take a four day vacation to travel to a pineapple plantation and purchase an entire truckload. [21:17] * genii sips his little square box of reconstituted pineapple juice and considers a vacation [22:08] genii: did your mommy get you one of those plastic boxes for your juice box so you dont squeeze it and squirt all over yourself? [22:11] maco: you a #u op now? [22:11] #ubuntuforums, #ubuntu-women, #kubuntu [22:12] ah, ok [22:16] maco: They have plastic boxes for juice boxes now? [22:22] they had plastic cases for around juice box when i was a kid 20 years ago [22:49] by "plastic" do youm ean foil backed cardboard? [22:50] maco: Hehe... I didn't know they made such things, but I could see them being useful. [22:54] Seeker`: I think she means hard plastic boxes for them to sit in, so you don't accidentally fire juice out of the straw [23:00] never seen those [23:00] maybe i ould drink without emptying the contents everywhere [23:09] * genii checks to make sure he really exists [23:10] jussi01: I think core is conking out [23:32] gents an eye on +1 would be wise for a while, I'm trying at the moment