[00:31] <bazhang> IdleOne, hi
[00:32] <IdleOne> heya bazhang
[00:33] <Flannel> IdleOne: How can we help you today?
[00:33] <IdleOne> sorry was just parked here
[00:34] <IdleOne> thought we were having an issue before in ubuntu but it solved itself
[00:34] <IdleOne> I'll leave the chan now
[00:34] <IdleOne> thanks guys
[02:26] <mneptok> The new MSI netbooks are so thin and light ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiNaadVOQEM
[02:37] <maco> Seeker`: Flannel: apparently they make ones with handles nowadays O_o mine was just box-shaped. http://www.mydwinkbox.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1&Itemid=2
[02:43] <bazhang> ugh
[02:47] <Seeker`> quite
[02:53] <bazhang> :/
[02:53] <Seeker`> troll? or just no clue?
[02:54] <bazhang> 'then what'  'do I use'
[02:58] <Seeker`> keep an eye on paige, I reckon
[02:58] <maco> i hope thats not my siste
[02:58] <maco> *sister
[02:59] <maco> twogirlsinlove.net? definitely not my sister.
[02:59] <Seeker`> thats what makes me say to keep an eye on them :)
 i just got this room by mistake
[02:59] <maco> (my sister's name is paige)
[03:00] <bazhang> * aman has quit (Connection reset by peer)
[03:00] <maco> er nobody called !language on aman?
[03:00] <bazhang> maco, many times ?
[03:01] <maco> oh i saw a f-bomb that went unresponded to, but it was a few minutes ago so it seemed a little late for me to send one
[03:01] <bazhang> that was when he was muted
[03:01] <bazhang> after 3 prior warnings by myself alone.
[03:03] <maco> how come i can see him when he's muted?
[03:03] <bazhang> not banned?
[03:04] <maco> no i mean i saw him drop an f bomb. if he was muted, i didnt think itd show up in the channel at all
[03:04] <maco> otherwise what does mute mean?
[03:04] <Seeker`> that was before he was muted
[03:05] <maco> oh. so bazhang means "that caused the mute"?
[03:05] <maco> he said"when he was muted" so i got confused
[03:05] <Seeker`> I have 2 instances of him saying f*ck in my backlog
[03:05] <Seeker`> one I responded to personally
[03:05] <Seeker`> the second is what triggered the mute
[03:05] <maco> ah ok
[03:05] <bazhang> the last was the mute causer
 bazhang i know the fucking basic
[03:08] <maco> gotcha
[03:16] <bazhang> :0
 i think ur bot
[04:16] <Pici> argh
[04:17] <maco> argh?
[04:18] <Pici> the bot flooded out after it rejoined
[04:18] <maco> ah
[04:18] <tsimpson> it'll come back
[04:19] <Pici> I know
[04:43] <tsimpson> gerr
[06:19] <Berzerker> hi
[06:19] <Berzerker> (what do I do here..? lol)
[06:19] <bazhang> hang one second
[06:20] <bazhang> Berzerker, what has he been up to?
[06:20] <Berzerker> he's just a troll
[06:20] <Berzerker> and he's decided to target me
[06:20] <Berzerker> with is trolling. just overall off-topic in the #ubuntu channelo and annoying.
[06:21] <bazhang> right.
[06:21] <Berzerker> he was trolling a lot yesterday as wel.
[06:21] <Berzerker> excuse my horrible typing to night.
[06:21] <bazhang> no worries :)
[06:23] <bazhang> he has stopped in #ubuntu for the moment. we'll keep a close eye on him howerver
[06:24] <Berzerker> ok
[06:24] <Berzerker> so are you not supposed to be in here unless you have an op inquiry?
[06:24] <bazhang> thanks for the heads up Berzerker
[06:31] <bazhang> Berzerker, was there anything else? we try to keep this channel free for operator/abuse issues
[06:32] <Berzerker> no
[06:32] <Berzerker> I'll leave then. :)
[06:32] <Berzerker> thansk
[06:32] <bazhang> thanks :)
[06:32] <Berzerker> bah. screw it lol
[07:11] <bazhang> now trolling elsewhere as well
[09:07] <Bearshare> Hello
[09:11] <Bearshare> I need help
[09:11] <Bearshare> I was banned in #ubuntu-offtopic and I would like to go back
[09:15] <th0r> does someone have to officially complain about Mart||in and Bearshare?
[09:16] <Bearshare> no\
[09:16] <Bearshare> I have a complaint though
[09:16] <sblunix> What did Bearshare do?
[09:16] <Bearshare> or more of a question
[09:16] <Bearshare> I didnt do a thing
[09:16] <sblunix> tyvm
[09:16] <sblunix> lol, this is quite depressing
[09:17] <Bearshare> i have a question
[09:17] <sblunix> should I have an answer?
[09:17] <Bearshare> Yes
[09:18] <Bearshare> I was banned in #ubuntu-offtopic for no reason I would like back in
[09:18] <Flannel> sblunix: How can we help you today?
[09:18] <sblunix> Umm...
[09:18] <sblunix> By staying happy?
[09:18] <topyli> sblunix, th0r: are you sure you need to be on this channel?
[09:18] <sblunix> I have no need to be on this channel
[09:18] <Flannel> sblunix: If you have no business here, please don't idle here.  Thanks.
[09:18] <sblunix> but, I figure, Hi OPs :)
[09:19] <sblunix> oh noes
[09:19] <sblunix> I'm getting booted
[09:19] <sblunix> :(
[09:19] <sblunix> byes
[09:19] <Bearshare> How do I get the list of ops for certain rooms
[09:20] <topyli> why do you need such a list?
[09:20] <Bearshare> To get unbanned from rooms
[09:21] <Flannel> Bearshare: With regard to -offtopic, why would we let you back in?
[09:21] <Bearshare> because I was banned without reason
[09:23] <topyli> was this under another nick?
[09:23] <Bearshare> yup
[09:24] <topyli> oh yes, i see your long history of bans/kicks now
[09:25] <Bearshare> ok and
[09:26] <topyli> why do you think we should remove the ban?
[09:26] <Bearshare> because im good on the inside
[09:27] <topyli> i'm not very interested in what you're like on the inside. it's your outside that keeps polluting our channels
[09:27] <Bearshare> polluting?
[09:28] <Bearshare> am i like public enemy number 1
[09:28] <topyli> if you don't know what i'm referring to, i see no reason to believe it's going to change any time soon
[09:28] <Bearshare> it shall you have my word
[09:31] <Bearshare> ok so how bout it
[09:31] <topyli> i'm not convinced at this time. you come here claiming you were banned for no reason. now you're offering your word against tons of evidence to contradict it
[09:33] <topyli> so the ban stays for now
[09:37] <topyli> Bearshare: if there is no other matter on your mind, please leave this channel for now
[09:37] <Bearshare> I would like the ban lifte
[09:37] <Bearshare> d
[09:37] <Bearshare> what were the reasons for the bam
[09:37] <Bearshare> Ban
[09:40] <topyli> trolling, foul language, insulting other users. starts with your nick and continues in almost everything you have said on ubuntu channels
[09:41] <Bearshare> I am turning a new leaf, I swear
[09:41] <nalioth> Bearshare: is there anything else we can help you with?
[09:42] <Bearshare> Hey nalioth what was that code again for retrieving the list of channel ops?
[09:42] <nalioth> Bearshare: #freenode awaits
[09:42] <nalioth> Bearshare: is there anything else we can help you with in here?
[09:43] <Bearshare> My voice was taken from me in #freenode
[09:43] <nalioth> then i guess you're out of luck.  if there's nothing more we can help you with in here, please respect our /topic
[09:45] <Bearshare> give me a voice
[09:48] <Myrtti> Whee
[11:24] <bazhang> Myrtti, you doing okay?
[11:26] <Myrtti> Yeah, the nurse took the iv drip off just now and I had my first food since thursday
[11:26] <Myrtti> The iv port is still on my hand just in case I relapse and they need to give meds
[11:27] <Myrtti> Suprising how liberating it is to be without the drip stand :-)
[11:27] <bazhang> did they diagnosis what was causing this all?
[11:28] <bazhang> err diagnose
[11:28] <bazhang> you still in the uk btw?
[11:30] <Myrtti> Pancrea and gall bladder inflammation caused by a gall stone that passed from their common tract. Going to have gallbladder removed in a month in a keyhole operation
[11:30] <Myrtti> Ive been in Finland for a month now
[11:30] <bazhang> oh my goodness.
[11:32] <bazhang> I cant believe they had you traveling with that.
[11:32] <Myrtti> They didnt know
[11:33] <Myrtti> I didnt know
[11:33] <bazhang> my god I'm glad they caught it.
[11:34] <Myrtti> My own stubborness was the main cause for not getting it discovered earlier
[11:34] <Myrtti> Ive had the pain episodes since june 2005
[11:35] <Myrtti> Just got more and more often recently
[11:36] <bazhang> all the numbness, the pain was related to this then presumably.
[11:37] <Myrtti> Might be
[11:37] <bazhang> I recall you saying you had hip pain before and numbness.
[11:39] <Myrtti> Probably unrelated, our family has a history of sciatica and joint aches
[11:39] <bazhang> ok
[11:41] <Myrtti> But Im happy the cause for this is now solved
[11:41] <bazhang> understandably
[11:47] <bazhang> wow ban list is full
[11:49] <niko> a +L one ?
[11:52] <Myrtti> http://paste.ubuntu.com/253613/
[11:53] <bazhang> jack_sparrow has a ton in there. wonder if we can remove them
[11:53] <niko> there is somes on +d list
[11:54] <bazhang> realname ban ?
[11:54] <niko> yes
[11:54] <bazhang> haven't seen him around for many months
[11:59] <niko> also akick list contains some
[11:59] <bazhang> * irc.freenode.net sets ban on *!?=a1234567@* I just removed that one
[12:00] <niko> netsplit issue perhaps
[12:00] <bazhang> aha
[12:03] <bazhang> I recall jack_sparrow used to lart all his bans
[12:04] <bazhang> ie /cs l nick
[12:12] <jgoo> how to stop twm from asking where to place new windows
[12:12] <bazhang> jgoo, this is not a support channel
[12:13] <jgoo> ah, some faggot in ubuntu took offense to something no doubt, ah, they can go fuck themselves
[12:13] <jgoo> cheers bazhang
[12:13] <jgoo> who was it btw?
[12:14] <bazhang> jgoo, you are forwarded here
[12:14] <jgoo> which faggot?
[12:14] <bazhang> jgoo, no need for that language
[12:14] <jgoo> I know ffs - any indiction why?
[12:14] <jgoo> bazhang, I think you'll find language is what seperates us from the lower ordesr of animalia
[12:14] <bazhang> jgoo, please refrain from it on ubuntu channels
[12:14] <jgoo> aaanyway, twm, get - so how do you stop twm from asking where to place windows? kinda retarded
[12:15] <nalioth> please refrain from it in civilized society
[12:15] <jgoo> bazhang, not in the mood, so, 1) who / why or 2) twm
[12:15] <nalioth> jgoo: this is not a support channel
[12:15] <jgoo> I like 2
[12:15] <jgoo> nalioth, original - not going to win this one though
[12:15] <jgoo> 2 or gtfo
[12:15]  * nalioth goes for gtfo
[12:16] <bazhang> any objections to clearing jack_sparrow's bans out?
[12:17] <nalioth> are they old?
[12:17] <bazhang> most certainly as he has not been on in ages
[12:18] <nalioth> go for it
[12:18] <bazhang> thanks
[12:18] <bazhang> thanks Myrtti for the list
[12:19] <nalioth> i think we need to look at the ban list in -offtopic
[12:29] <jussi01> +1. all those with bans in -ot, please review and remove if necessary.
[12:40] <bazhang> all of jack_sparrow's bans removed (that I could see with matching the pastebin); what about the forwards to #ubuntu-es and LjL's bans?
[12:40] <bazhang> seems like a ton of #ubuntu-read-topic as well by fb's
[13:14] <niko> floodbot don't work or ?
[13:15] <bazhang> slow it seems
[13:27] <PriceChild> I believe it is because of the split earlier, one of them is confused.
[13:28] <bazhang> seems to be in emergency mode
[13:30] <PriceChild> seems they're out now, but one of them is still confused
[13:30] <PriceChild> not sure how to restart it though
[14:30] <bazhang> what a charmer (mart||n)
[15:39] <elky> is there anyone else around for -ot?
[15:39] <elky> topyli, Seeker`?
[15:45] <Bilbo_Baggins> So, can I ask why I was actually kicked from ubuntu-offtopic?  Some may say I used excuses, but I just said what I said as it was said.  If I am in any kind of real error (aside from free thinking), I truly and honestly wish to know how.
[15:46] <Bilbo_Baggins> No one?  I can run the log for you all and pastebin it.
[15:47] <elky> i'm the only one around at the moment.
[15:47] <Bilbo_Baggins> Figured.  Hows it going... God.
[15:48] <Bilbo_Baggins> You cannot define.  You just ramble on about excuses and blah, blah blah, but have no real pertinent things to stab me with.
[15:49] <Bilbo_Baggins> And, so, you ignore me.
[15:49] <Bilbo_Baggins> as I do you.
[15:49] <Bilbo_Baggins> Try sending me a tell.
[15:50] <elky> You wished for wars to come into the homes of everyone alive and burned them. You insulted every female in the channel by saying they're simple and that finding them is enough to 'get some'. You scare me, to be honest.
[15:54] <Bilbo_Baggins> First off, I said I apologized for what I said to you before, and wether you wish to belive it or not, I meant it.  Second, now, I only wish to help....and my sacasim is on the same lines as Douglas Adams.  If you cannot take that, the I guess Hitching a ride is not for you.  Enjoy the rest of your short life....all of our lives are short, (just "Actually" think about it, for a minute, if your not afraid).
[15:54] <elky> I fail to see how telling people to find women and 'get some' is helping.
[15:55] <elky> let alone how calling women simple helps anything.
[15:55] <Seeker`> 3hi
[15:55] <elky> this has nothing to do with what you did last time you were drunk on irc. this entirely about what you've done today
[15:56] <elky> Seeker`, hi, care to review the past 40 mins of -ot and weigh in here?
[15:57] <Seeker`> give me a few mins
[16:04] <Seeker`> sorry, I'm trying to deal with low blood sugar at the same time
[16:05] <Seeker`> in my opinion, Bilbo_Baggins' comments are deeply inappropriate for #ubuntu-offtopic
[16:06] <Seeker`> and while what he said may be open to different interpretations, the most common interpretation of what he said could easily be seen to be offensive
[16:06] <elky> and was to several people.
[16:06] <Seeker`> and I believe that the common interpretation is what was actually menat
[16:07] <Seeker`> the other stuff afterwards was just backpeddling
[16:08] <elky> agreed
[16:10] <Bilbo_Baggins> So, Sir or Maam, my question now is you said that "what was actually menat"  (assuming meant)....so my question is this....you can discern what I mean?  You can and elky, know what no one can know?  How?  I honestly wish to know.
[16:10] <elky> Bilbo_Baggins, come back in a week's time from now with a genuine apology and your ban will be reviewed.
[16:10] <Seeker`> I cannot know for sure what you meant
[16:11] <Bilbo_Baggins> Exactly....so why do you ostricize me for it when I attempted to explain it?
[16:11] <Seeker`> but seeing as you clearly aren't illiterate, I would imagine that you would have used different, less ambiguous wording if you did actually mean something different
[16:12] <Bilbo_Baggins> Why, I tried to keep it simple.....but I failed.
[16:12] <Seeker`> why keep it simple for that one line, where you were so verbose about wanting to watch people burn?
[16:12] <elky> i'm really not sure what other interpretations there are for "I hope that the wars that everyone fights for come to the homes of everyone that live......May the world burn."
[16:13] <elky> especially when followed with "I just want to eat popcorn and watch as my body and the bodies of everyone else go up like tinder."
[16:14] <Bilbo_Baggins> Forgive me.  Because, then I was getting irritated.  I did not know how to express what I was wanting to say and I was being burned for everything I "did" say.  (That, is RL for me and the way it works for me....because I am so ungodly literate, and I hate it).
[16:14] <Bilbo_Baggins> RL = Real LIfe.
[16:15] <Bilbo_Baggins> I just used the short for typing purposes.....
[16:15] <elky> expressing your desire to burn people alive isn't a good idea.
[16:15] <elky> ever.
[16:16] <Bilbo_Baggins> I am who I am.  I am not out to troll, I am not out to get anyone.  I am angry, at times, but at other times I am not.  Who isn't.  My Literacy actually is a handicap because others are not so.....so.
[16:16] <Bilbo_Baggins> AND I MEAN THATR>
[16:16] <Bilbo_Baggins> THAT even..... sry
[16:16] <elky> Bilbo_Baggins, my decision stands. Come back in a week with a thoughtful apology and your ban will be reviewed at that time, not before.
[16:17] <Bilbo_Baggins> But I cannot EVEN FIT IN IN circles of "Geeks"  So I am "Honestly" torn.......and bleeding.
[16:17] <Bilbo_Baggins> And I do not mean "Geek" as an insult.
[16:17] <Bilbo_Baggins> just the oposite.
[16:18] <Bilbo_Baggins> That is as honest as I know how to be.
[16:19] <elky> We cannot provide counselling.
[16:19] <Bilbo_Baggins> This is a little "offtopic" but have you ever seen the movie "Anger Management"  Think of Adam Sandler as a numbers geek (I can sing too, I love Italian Arias!  =D )
[16:19] <Bilbo_Baggins> Caro Mio Bein.... I can sing it!  =D
[16:20] <Bilbo_Baggins> Don't know what it is saying, but I can sing it....LMAO
[16:20] <elky> Bilbo_Baggins, come back in a week.
[16:21] <Bilbo_Baggins> Well enough for a collegiete level vocal major......(but I didn't finish, due to thing I will never repeat to anyone but my mother and my little brother).
[16:21] <Bilbo_Baggins> Not really bad, but bad enough for me.
[16:22] <Pricey>  Bilbo_Baggins Is there anything else we can help you with?
[16:22] <Bilbo_Baggins> I just wish to know why I was kicked from offtopic.
[16:23] <elky> that has already been explained to you.
[16:23] <Pricey> Bilbo_Baggins: Please take your time to reread hte logs of this conversation :)
[16:23] <Bilbo_Baggins> Seeker kind of explained it, but If it it just because what I said was taken construed....then I just wish to know why it was construed.
[16:23] <Bilbo_Baggins> I've read it.
[16:24] <Seeker`> The comments about watching the world burn were deeply inappropriate for that channel
[16:24] <Seeker`> and I can't see any other possible interpretation for what you said about that
[16:24] <Bilbo_Baggins> Can you tell me why.....?  I've read the ubuntu agreement.
[16:25] <elky> Bilbo_Baggins, you made comments that were of a mortally threatening nature. You then made comments that were very disrespectful to women.
[16:25] <Bilbo_Baggins> But, in all seriousness, the world will one day burn.... I belive this.  But I did not bring that up due to religion.
[16:26] <elky> Bilbo_Baggins, please go away and sober up. In one week's time, come back here and apologise. If you do that, your ban will be reviewed at that time, not before.
[16:26] <Pricey> !guidelines > Bilbo_Baggins
[16:26] <Bilbo_Baggins> Here's the catch......there is a way out....It's not the latter day saints, it's not the Catholic church.  Its the Christ......but that is just me.....please, I hope I am in a safe place to say that.
[16:26] <Pricey> Bilbo_Baggins: Thanks very much for your time. However I don't appreciate these constant tangents. Please reread the logs of this channel if htere is any confusion.
[16:27] <Pricey> Bilbo_Baggins: Please do return in a weeks time like elky requested.
[16:31] <elky> Bilbo_Baggins, this is not a channel for idling in.
[16:45] <Tm_T> Myrtti: I hope you get better soon (just reading logs)
[17:03] <ikonia> come someone tell me why bilbo_baggins is tollerated ?
[17:03] <ikonia> this is another serial troll and we appear to be humouring his nonsense
[17:04] <Pricey> ikonia: tolerated?
[17:04] <ikonia> presistantly reviewing his bans and explaining things to him
[17:09] <Pricey> This was a fresh ban, no?
[17:09] <ikonia> yes
[17:09] <ikonia> the point I'm saying is the guy is banned on average 3 - 4 times per month
[17:09] <ikonia> and each time it's "come back in a week and we'll review it"
[17:09] <Pricey> Keep the ban for longer then.
[17:09] <ikonia> I'd like to see that
[17:10] <ikonia> the guy has no interest in participating so I see no reason - as with bacta to keep allowing the inevitable disrution
[17:10] <bazhang> he and bilok /aka immo_phagg etc
[17:11] <ikonia> bazhang: they are "new" though, they may get bored, this guy keeps coming back with no intetion other than being a problem
[17:11] <bazhang> ikonia, 3 klines and multiple bans in a short time (5 bans today alone)
[17:12] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: hello, how can we help ?
[17:12] <Thor_allmighty> Hello. I was just looking for the Supreme Ruler
[17:13] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: do you have a real question / problem we can help with ?
[17:13] <Thor_allmighty> The guy who owns freenode
[17:13] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: #freenode is the correct channel to talk to freenode staff
[17:13] <Thor_allmighty> #ubuntu is not affiliated with freenode??
[17:14] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: #ubuntu is a channel on the freenode network, #freenode is the channel to talk to freenode staff members
[17:15] <Thor_allmighty> I see. Well, I'm going there now.. thanks!
[17:15] <ikonia> no problem,
[17:15] <Thor_allmighty> So, they can give me Op?
[17:15] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: I don't know what your talking about, I suggest you speak to the freenode staff members (voiced) in #freenode
[17:15] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: this channel is only for #ubuntu related issues
[17:17] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: anything else you need from this channel ?
[17:18] <Thor_allmighty> no, thank you!
[17:18] <ikonia> Thor_allmighty: no problem, if you check the topic we ask that when you have no other issues you need to disscuss here that you leave the channel so we can deal with people who do need help
[17:18] <Thor_allmighty> a, ok
[17:19] <Thor_allmighty> bye bye
[17:19] <ikonia> thanks
[19:32] <Myrtti> Dumdi dum
[20:08] <Seeker`> hihi
[21:14] <tuhid> hello, it seems that I have been banned at the #ubuntu channel, I don't know why.
[21:15] <tuhid> can someone give a reason?
[21:28] <Pici> tuhid: We ban java irc clients due to some abuse that we have gotten in the past, please use a normal irc client or http://webchat.freenode.net
[21:31] <tuhid> ah
[21:31] <tuhid> thx