[01:12] greetings, ops! [01:13] i have a problem with #ubuntu-ru . can anyone help me ? [01:13] or maybe #ubuntu-ru has a problem (not only me). cause /names #ubuntu-ru is blank [01:16] poncha|work: you want #ubuntu-irc for localized ubuntu channel discussions, complaints, etc [01:17] thanks pleia2 [01:20] poncha|work: client issues are not network issues [01:24] nalioth: what do you mean by "client issues" ? i am banned from the channel now, and as far as i can tell the channel is empty, and it is always full of people [01:25] nalioth: that being said, i have no clue as to why i am banned... [01:25] poncha|work: /names doesn't work unless you are inside the channel :( [01:25] and #Ubuntu-irc is a better place to continue this [03:02] hey guys the 'test me' stuff isnt working [03:11] zmanning: You're having issues joining #ubuntu? [03:11] yes [03:12] Have you attempted connecting to port 8001? [03:12] tried following instructions and just get kicked out and back into read-topic [03:12] no ill give it a shot [03:12] Excellent. [03:14] MenZa: i got a file transfer from flood bot this time [03:14] Right [03:14] MenZa: oh ok cool im in now [03:14] ty! [03:14] np :) [03:14] If there will be nothing else, please note the channel idle policy :) [03:15] zmanning: If that's all, please part this channel. [03:16] MenZa: sorry, thanks [03:16] :) [03:48] yay vox [03:52] test me [03:52] mingdao: You don't need to be tested [03:53] cool [03:53] mingdao: is this your usual nickname? [03:53] oh, well, nevermind then. [03:59] mrmowgli in #ubuntu has a bad attitude. [04:13] FloodBotK2 called the ops in #kubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit) [04:13] FloodBotK1 called the ops in #kubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit) [04:13] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit) [04:13] FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit) [04:14] FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (exploit) [04:16] !staff | fstock DCC exploit [04:16] fstock DCC exploit: Hey nalioth, jenda, rob, SportChick, seanw, Dave2, Christel, tomaw, Gary, Vorian, PriceChild, niko or stew, I could use a bit of your time :) [05:47] why cant i join ubuntu-offtopic? [05:50] Shadowwolf: Because you've been forwarded here due to your quit message. [05:50] what quit message? [05:50] "I've come to the conclusion...It's not considered rape, if you yell, "SURPRISE!!!" beforehand!" [05:50] its just a joke [05:51] i apologize for the crude humor [05:51] Shadowwolf: I fail to see any humor in it. [05:51] ive changed it [05:51] Shadowwolf: What makes you think something like that is appropriate for an Ubuntu channel anyway? [05:51] to "FRIED CHICKEN" [05:52] Flannel: well, i dnt see why it must be taken so seriously as to keeping me out of a channel... a simple warning or asking me to change said quit message wouldve sufficed [05:52] id have been happy to alter it [05:53] Shadowwolf: When it's a quit message, we can't simply tell you (because you're not connected anymore), that's why we forwarded you here, to make sure it would get addressed. [05:53] ahhh [05:53] i thought i was permanently banned [05:54] ok, well, i understand... no more crude humor [05:54] or actually... [05:54] im sorry [05:54] i should just shut up [05:54] lol [05:54] Shadowwolf: Are you aware of our IRC guidelines and Code of Conduct? [05:54] but i am sorry, it's very inappropriate [05:55] Flannel: yes, but ive had not a chance to closely go over them [05:55] ive skimmed them once [05:55] Shadowwolf: alright, why don't you take the time now to better acquaint yourself with them. [05:55] Shadowwolf: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines and http://www.ubuntu.com/community/conduct [05:55] well, actually i have since then [05:56] i understand [05:56] Shadowwolf: I'd appreciate it if you spent some time right now reading over both those documents. [05:57] Flannel: im sorry, but that is impossible atm, im on my nintendoDS [05:59] if you need me to see something and the information is limited... its possible to see through a pm [05:59] which would be appreciated [05:59] There's quite a lot to read, Shadowwolf. [05:59] fine w/ me [05:59] if ur willing to pm [05:59] im willing to read, MenZa [06:00] I suggest you get the DS Browser, or get to a location which has a normal browser. [06:00] cant [06:00] this is my lone internet source right now [06:01] for a while [06:01] ;_; [06:01] besides, ive read the rules of conduct [06:01] once before [06:02] i understand that my message was wrong and inappropriate, so i shall change it [06:03] MenZa: that version request was precisely on the hour, nice timing [06:04] Thank you. [06:04] anyway... [06:04] Hang on for a minute. Flannel will be right with you. [06:04] ok? [06:06] * Shadowwolf would like the definition of "right with you" [06:06] :) [06:06] heheehee [06:06] Shadowwolf: Just wait. [06:06] MenZa: im just fooling [06:07] im bored, sooo, how are you? [06:07] Busy. [06:07] is that so? sry to hear that [06:11] Shadowwolf: Alright. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. But you *need* to read and understand both of those documents, and act accordingly. [06:11] ok, understood [06:11] thank you, Flannel [06:13] Shadowwolf: In order to be sure you understand them soon, I'm going to assume from now on that you've read them, and encourage others to treat it as such. [06:14] Flannel: how is that to be any different than before the quit message? [06:15] Shadowwolf: In theory? none. We assume everyone reads them. In practice? You don't get to play the "Oh, I didn't know" card [06:15] ok [06:15] Flannel: thank you for understanding, i shall act more mature [06:17] Flannel: when will i be able to return to offtopic? [06:17] and, how did you manage to forward me here? [06:18] Shadowwolf: You can return now, actually. I removed the ban a few minutes ago. [06:18] -.- [06:18] lol, but how did u manage to get me forwarded here? [06:18] ban and +f? [06:21] Flannel: ? [06:21] was that it? [06:21] a ban plus the chan mode +f #ubuntu-ops, Flannel? [06:23] Shadowwolf: there are ways of forwarding, you can check how the network works on freenode.net :) [06:23] jussi01: is it difficult to tell me your method? [06:23] i have a chan too, and i like the way your method works [06:24] Shadowwolf: just add !#channel-to-be-forwarded on the ban mask. if you have irssi you can use the script autobleh. [06:25] jussi kewl, thank you [06:25] Shadowwolf: anything else you need? general freenode questions should be asked in #freenode. :) [06:25] jussi01: nope, i believe im good [06:25] goodbye [06:25] ty for everything, MenZa, jussi01, and of course Flannel! [06:25] * Shadowwolf waves [06:50] that ident, and that /quit message [06:50] my brain hurts [06:56] * jussi01 hands mneptok a strong drink... here, you look like you need this... [06:56] :D [06:57] *PBBBHHBPPBPPBBBBTTTTTT* [06:57] it's MOTOR OIL! [06:58] lol [06:58] bastard. [06:58] :) [07:00] mneptok: we need to plan this session for open week. [07:01] also, did you get onto jcastro with the description? [07:02] i did [07:03] "IRC is one of the primary communication methods used in the Ubuntu universe. This session will guide you through IRC best practices and etiquette. Learn where and how to ask questions to receive the best help possible. Learn what to do, and what not to do. Official Ubuntu IRC ops will help you learn how to make IRC an effective tool for giving and receiving help!" [07:03] :) [07:03] perfect [07:14] what's with all thos DCC stuff coming in lately? [07:14] Mamarok: the exploits? [07:15] well, I got 5 DCC requests since yesterday from hackerthreads, yes [07:17] hm, actually the day before yesterday and one this morning [07:18] you know how you have hobbies? people that love you, and whom you love in return? you know how you like a nice walk in the beautiful sunshine? remember that first kiss, fumbling, yet perfect in it's own sense? [07:18] not everyone has that. [07:18] welcome to the Internet. [07:18] :) [07:23] only 5 ? [07:24] Mamarok: http://pastebin.ca/OR0ERZZw [07:24] thats since monday morning [07:28] jussi01: well, that's because you are famous :) [07:28] meh [07:28] * jussi01 has cold fingers... do famous people get cold fingers? [07:29] jussi01, yes. for example, i have cold fingers [07:29] oh, thats alright then. but wait! Im more famous than you :P [07:29] oh no! your fingers must be really really cold! [07:30] jussi01: well, I prefer it that way :) [07:31] * Mamarok has warm fingers [10:40] MenZa called the ops in #ubuntu (SharpRain (Repeated swearing, personal attacks)) [10:41] noone around? [10:41] reading backscroll [10:41] Thanks, Flannel :) [10:41] ah. [10:41] he did have a point, indus is annoying ;) [10:44] :P [10:44] * MenZa slaps ikonia [10:44] threats to 'end someone' are hardly justified [10:44] .....it is indus [10:45] I am of course kidding [10:45] incases you didn't get that [11:03] bazhang, I think you can safely /remove that guy. [11:03] woo [11:06] bazhang is a homosexual. be warn when bazhang is around to cover your ass. [11:07] Will someone take care of this mess? [11:08] !ops [11:08] Help! Channel emergency! (ONLY use this trigger in emergencies) - elky, imbrandon, DBO, gnomefreak, Hobbsee, rob, Madpilot, CarlK, crimsun, ajmitch, tritium, Nalioth, thoreauputic, apokryphos, tonyyarusso, PriceChild, Amaranth, jrib, jenda, nixternal, Myrtti, mneptok, Pici, Jack_Sparrow, nickrud, jpds, bazhang, jussi01, Flannel or ikonia! [11:08] MenZa called the ops in #ubuntu-ops () [11:08] iBiZa-: is there something we can help you with? [11:09] jussi01: bazhang just banned him from #ubuntu; I just banned him from -ot. [11:09] yes, i jizz in my pants :( [11:09] Woo. [11:09] spamming multiple channels [11:09] Interesting real name. [11:09] Pardon anyone I hi-lighted with the above ops trigger. [11:09] bazhang has a fan club now? [11:09] jpds: Ehehehe. [11:10] elky: where do I sign up?! [11:10] MenZa: no... [11:10] jussi01: well, anyone without access. [11:10] he entered #ubuntu with something very foul, then PM'ed me and started in several channels [11:10] MenZa, please dont. i really dont want you telling rape "jokes". [11:11] :( [11:11] (":(" no at the lack of a fanclub. not at the jokes, ftr) [11:11] I <3 bazhang. [11:15] Ok, #ubuntu is confusing me. o_o [11:15] * MenZa blinks [11:15] curtisjackson is the boxxy bot [11:15] err was [11:15] Ahhh. [11:15] bazhang: are you certain? [11:15] oh nm [11:16] I see. [11:16] * boxxy (n=lol@c-24-63-197-185.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #ubuntu [11:16] then morphed into curtisjackson [11:16] same as the ones that have miike@* idents? [11:24] That wasn't too far, was it bazhang? [11:24] westmi: Hello. I assume you know why you're here? [11:25] why can you talk about it but not me? [11:25] westmi: Talk about what? [11:25] and misunderstand everything i said and then bann me???!!!???? [11:25] for it???!!! [11:26] I banned you and forwarded you here because I feel your manners are incompatible with the Ubuntu core channels. [11:26] you stupid suck wad? [11:26] westmi, you are aware "fags" is hatespeech, yes? [11:26] hope you undersood that??!!! [11:26] westmi: I wouldn't take that tone with me, or anyone else in here. [11:26] fuckoff [11:26] you can say that shit, and ban me for it [11:27] * Tm_T is slow [11:27] !guidelines [11:27] The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines [11:27] westmi, read that link. [11:28] westmi: I already sent you the above link, but it looks like you may need a reminder. [11:32] now, lets see if we can do this without the insults. [11:34] westmi: Have you taken the time to read the link ubottu sent you? [11:34] why do i have to listen to your disgusting habits? [11:35] what on earth are you talking about? [11:35] hamsters? [11:35] and what you do with them? [11:35] Noone's forcing you to listen to us, westmi. We're trying to help you here. [11:35] you? [11:35] ha [11:36] you are the one that started this, and your buddy [11:36] i only joined the conversation [11:36] I'm pretty sure you're the one who started this by breaching the channel rules in #ubuntu-offtopic, and refusing to alter your course when we kindly asked you to. [11:36] westmi, are you referring to the individual who was harrassing bazhang? [11:37] nope. you did first on ubuntu-offtopic [11:37] i only answered you and that other persons comments [11:38] you started it [11:38] i think you should be banned [11:38] I don't consider spam a 'comment'. The fact that the person was banned for it should make it pretty clear that you shouldn't pick the conversation back up. [11:39] no westmi. that other person was a troll who was harrassing bazhang. he was harrassing bazhang because bazhang didn't like the rape "joke" he spewed in to #ubuntu. [11:39] then maybe you should watch what you say then [11:40] lucky, i was about to remove him [11:40] I'll change my ban in -ot to a regular ban? [11:40] MenZa, yes. [11:41] Done. [11:45] ftr, westmi is in #ubuntu now. [11:45] yep [11:46] Just thought I'd point it out in case he starts ranting there instead. [11:46] so long as he doesn't see a conversation about homosexuality shortly before a conversation about a hamster to conflate, he'll probably be fine. [11:46] I assume so [11:46] that really was bad timing :P [11:47] bazhang: You are a magnificent translator. I can yet again see you standing there, waving your arms about. [11:47] but that happens all the time! he should develop a thicker skin if he wants to succeed on the internet [11:47] "I've got ham but I'm... not a hamster". [11:48] topyli, the problem here is, some people are going to take you seriously :( [11:48] * MenZa hands topyli an elephant hide to climb into. [11:49] sorry elky, i keep forgetting it's possible :( [11:49] MenZa, heh [11:50] topyli, as soon as the freenode devs figure how to add the sarcasm features, we'll be sweet [11:50] aye [11:51] either that, or clown hat extensions to nicks [11:51] elky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm#Sarcasm_mark [11:51] :D [11:52] heh [11:52] i would like to order a keyboard with a sarcasm mark. oh, while you're at it, add a new any key, i can never find the other one! [11:53] :D [11:53] that looks like a good tweet. [11:53] tempted. so tempted. [11:53] dooo eeeet [11:53] I'll RT it. [11:55] marx used (!) in capital? modern publishers would simply edit them away and smite the author [11:55] probably, yeah [11:55] also, i've never noticed one when reading it [11:55] I never read Das Kapital [11:56] you don't really need to. the secondary literary is good and plentiful [11:57] MenZa, done [11:59] MenZa, http://marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/index-l.htm - marxists.org is one of a kind :) [11:59] elky: I had to remove the trailing ! to fit the char limit :( [11:59] ha [11:59] topyli: I don't need any more socialist literature. The Manifesto is more than enough for me. [11:59] MenZa, fairy nuff [12:00] it's not very good though [12:01] topyli: nope [12:01] topyli/w 79 [12:01] humm. [12:31] westmi in -ot again [12:32] MenZa, ^^ [12:33] bazhang: relax, he had his ban lifted, all good. [12:33] the ot'ers know where the !ops button is :) [12:33] oh, wait a sec [12:33] sorry [12:34] rly? [12:34] bazhang: my apologies, I missed the reinstatement of a normal ban [12:34] getting tired... [12:35] hehe [12:35] jussi01, get some rest! moving is tiring [12:38] bazhang: huh? [12:39] jussi01, thought you said you were looking for an apt [12:39] bazhang: I moved about 3-4 weeks ago... [12:39] ah my apologies jussi01 [12:39] * jussi01 updates bazhang's firmware [12:40] oof! [12:42] jussi01, no, his ban didn't get lifted. [12:42] elky: keep reading... [12:42] jussi01, it's just stopped being hostmasked [12:42] jussi01, * MenZa removes ban on *!*@24-180-134-170.dhcp.aldl-nbb.mi.charter.com!#ubuntu-ops [12:42] * MenZa sets ban on *!*@24-180-134-170.dhcp.aldl-nbb.mi.charter.com [12:43] is that the bit i'm supposed to read? [12:45] [14:33:41] oh, wait a sec [12:45] [14:33:43] sorry [12:45] [14:34:06] rly? [12:45] [14:34:51] bazhang: my apologies, I missed the reinstatement of a normal ban [12:45] westmi, are you back to discuss this in a civil manner now? [12:46] jussi01, ah, i thought you mean in the other channel [12:46] if you don't mind, no-i want to just drop it [12:47] westmi, we can do that when you accept the guidelines. [12:48] jussi01, what do you want to do about it. that was some pretty fierce homophobia he was spouting... [12:49] nickban forward to here? [12:50] elky: if he rejoins -ot then to staff with the issue, he will be ban evading. Id suggest a ban on the current mask also and see where it goes. [12:50] yes, maybe thats a good idea also [12:50] iceroot called the ops in #ubuntu (Emery) [12:51] another indus induced tantrum. [12:51] bazhang: you PM'ing him? [12:51] emery? [12:51] jussi01, yep [12:51] bazhang: if not, please do. [12:51] yeah, he said rtfm, indus told him to shut up. [12:51] ok :) [13:08] emery was aghast at the simplicity of the questions asked, felt it better to recommend !google! and such [13:17] IRC lacks the normal facial expressions and body language used in everyday conversation. Without these it can be easy to misunderstand the intentions of someone and lead to uncomfortable situations [13:18] westmi: yes? [13:19] westmi: we are here to talk about your behaiour. Now I didnt see the original incident, only what has happened in here, but Im a little concerned. Do you wish to talk about it? [13:20] with someone is inpartial [13:20] a neutral opinion [13:20] westmi: do you regard me as impartial? [13:21] dont even know you [13:21] perfect. [13:21] SO, shall we talk? [13:22] my behavior is a direct resopnce to someone else's comments [13:22] responce [13:24] westmi: ok, but dont you agree that you are responsible for your own behaviour? nobody can make you do anything, right? [13:25] do you object to being classified as a troll? [13:26] westmi: that would depend on if I had been trolling. but it still would not make me react in the way you reacted in this channel earlier. [13:27] the thing you dont understand is i was replying to a comment-and getting banned for it-on another channel-i dont know how i ended up in this one [13:27] originally [13:28] westmi: you were forwarded here. the real issue though, is about you, not what anyone else did. you need to obey the channel guidelines, if someone else doesnt, then the operators are capable of sorting it out. if there is a channel emergency, you can call the !ops [13:29] the channel operator started it! [13:29] westmi: 1 moment while I go to read the logs from the original incident. [13:29] making some crack about some hotel [13:31] i would look at them, also, but i got banned [13:31] westmi: this is the first comment I see from you: [13:16:54] fags are always the first to point fingers [13:31] look further back [13:32] westmi: is there something in particular you are trying to point out? [13:32] if there was something else going on that i wasn't aware of,then someone should have explained [13:33] like i said before, [13:33] IRC lacks the normal facial expressions and body language used in everyday conversation. Without these it can be easy to misunderstand the intentions of someone and lead to uncomfortable situations [13:33] westmi: which is why we have guidelines, and why you need to do what an operator says. [13:34] and also i did state i would conform to the rules [13:34] and got banned anyways [13:34] westmi: you said you would follow the rules, then promptly broke them... [13:34] [13:22:23] but all you abnormals can go do what you do best:each other [13:34] i'm not good at doing what im told [13:35] westmi: unless I can have some confidence you will follow the rules, I cant let you back into the channel. [13:37] if your going to be that way, i'll just live with it [13:38] dont need that channel that bad [13:38] know that the next time i'll handle the situation different [13:39] westmi: how so? [13:39] i'll keep my opinions to myself [13:40] bunch of power trippin ____ [13:40] westmi: great, sometimes it just takes some self control. If you'd like to come back in here and talk to me in 1 week, if you can show a changed attitude we can look at the ban again. how does that sound? [13:40] hear something you dont like and ban someone [13:41] what ban? [13:41] in #ubuntu-offtopic [13:42] yeah-they can talk about there sexual preferences, and get away with it [13:42] when someone calls them on it, they get all uptight [13:42] !o4o [13:42] Some topics are controversial and often end in negativity. Take care on subjects like war, race, religion, politics, gender, sexuality, drugs, potentially illegal activities and suicide. The topics are not banned; stating your position is ok, but trolling, baiting, hostility or repetition are not. If you are asked to stop, do so politely. Disputes to !appeals, please adhere to !Freenode Policy and the !CodeOfConduct [13:43] westmi: please note the "If you are asked to stop, do so politely." [13:43] and they bragging about it aint baiting? [13:43] me? [13:43] i personally find that repulsive [13:44] westmi: regardless of their behaviour, it doesnt excuse yours. [13:44] gotta always have the last word?and ban someone so you get it? [13:45] westmi: Im trying to help you. [13:46] like i said before......they should be banned also [13:46] just as guilty as i am [13:47] i really dont like it when i am pushed around like a punk kid [14:09] westmi, was there something you needed assistance with? [14:16] you want me to go away? [14:18] we want you to take the guidelines seriously and behave. [14:21] fine-what do you want me to say? [14:25] check out lefjojo [14:26] westmi, you were asked to return in a week's time to discuss your ban in #ubuntu-offtopic [14:35] fine [14:47] westmi, great. Please don't idle here as per the channel topic [14:47] why not? you are [15:18] oh dear. [15:21] * genii sips and thinks about Wave invites [15:27] genii: s/thinks/dreams ? [15:42] Tm_T: Nah, I don't care much about Wave. but I know it's MenZa's pet peeve and he went "oh dear" === mnepton is now known as mneptok [17:27] Hello OPS, Do ban _21h_'s IP for pm-ing me (and likely other people) for lame phishing/scam attempts. :( [17:27] leaf-sheep: do you have the message that you got? [17:27] Pici: Yes. I'll pastebin it now. [17:28] Pici: http://pastebin.com/d5d43ec69 [17:30] leaf-sheep: Thanks for the report [17:30] Pici: No problem. Have a nice day. :3 [18:36] FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join) [18:44] hi bullgard4 [19:27] bullgard4: Is there something that we can help you with? [19:28] Tm_T: Sorry, I do not consider myself an ubuntu-op. My IRC client connected to this channel automatically when starting. I need to tell it not to do so. === ubot3` is now known as ubot3 [21:33] Pici: bullgard4 has a forward on put on be me, as he is again persistantly ignoring the rules of the channel [21:33] eg: cross-posting in #ubuntu and +1 about karmick issues, [21:33] all the stuff he knows well and has been asked to stop doing in the past [22:12] there's a troll "appleman_" in #ubuntu [22:15] !ops [22:15] Help! Channel emergency! (ONLY use this trigger in emergencies) - elky, imbrandon, DBO, gnomefreak, Hobbsee, rob, Madpilot, CarlK, crimsun, ajmitch, tritium, Nalioth, thoreauputic, apokryphos, tonyyarusso, PriceChild, Amaranth, jrib, jenda, nixternal, Myrtti, mneptok, Pici, Jack_Sparrow, nickrud, jpds, bazhang, jussi01, Flannel or ikonia! [22:15] dragon called the ops in #ubuntu-ops () [22:15] appleman_ needs attention === ryanakca is now known as Guest25376 === Guest25376 is now known as ryanakca [22:32] ij [22:32] ok