[03:20] <Macrophage> I have successfully phagocytized Ubuntu from my laptop thanks to the immune response.
[03:24] <Macrophage> thats right
[03:25] <Macrophage> Ban me]
[03:26] <Macrophage> Ban me
[03:26]  * genii sips
[03:26] <Macrophage> TIme to adapt
[03:27] <Lymphocyte> Ban me
[03:27] <genii> Obviously your adaptations only include changing your name.
[03:28] <Lymphocyte> I am a Lympocyte capable of adapting to all kinds of things
[03:29] <genii> Hm. And I booted and didn't +b on them earlier in #k
[03:29]  * genii shrugs
[04:59] <nalioth> and a troll, too
[10:48] <David_aka_theSAI> hello
[10:49] <bazhang> David_aka_theSAI, how may we help you
[10:49] <David_aka_theSAI> i have a problem that i hope u can help with
[10:50] <David_aka_theSAI> we using a eBOX version of Ubuntu Server
[10:51] <bazhang> David_aka_theSAI, #ubuntu is the support channel
[10:52] <David_aka_theSAI> OK ill try that THX
[10:55] <ikonia> David_aka_theSAI: you don't seem to have joined ?
[10:55] <bazhang> David_aka_theSAI, please dont idle here as per the channel topic, thanks
[10:58] <booting_kernel> lol
[10:58] <booting_kernel> i am here
[10:58] <booting_kernel> wow that place rocks
[10:59] <booting_kernel> unbanned me there
[10:59] <booting_kernel> :((
[10:59] <ikonia> booting_kernel: I'm not laughing
[10:59] <ikonia> booting_kernel: why did you keep repeating "ubuntu ubuntu" after I aske dyou not to
[11:00] <booting_kernel> i like it
[11:00] <booting_kernel> ubuntu ubuntu
[11:00] <ikonia> I asked you to stop
[11:00] <ikonia> you kept doing it
[11:00] <bazhang> aha googler
[11:00] <ikonia> bazhang: known  ?
[11:00] <booting_kernel> its have fun :))
[11:00] <bazhang> ikonia, been trolling these past few days
[11:00] <ikonia> David_aka_theSAI: if you have no further need for the operators, please leave this channel so we can deal with peoples issues
[11:01] <ikonia> bazhang: as he's know to you, I'll pass the +b to you :)
[11:01] <booting_kernel> bazhang do u know me
[11:02] <bazhang> ikonia, okay :)
[11:03] <bazhang> booting_kernel, just a moment
[11:03] <booting_kernel> lol don't annoy me
[11:06]  * booting_kernel ubuntu ubuntu 
[11:06]  * booting_kernel ubuntu ubuntu 
[11:06]  * booting_kernel ubuntu ubuntu 
[11:06]  * booting_kernel ubuntu ubuntu 
[11:06]  * booting_kernel ubuntu ubuntu 
[11:06] <ikonia> !ops
[11:06] <bazhang> booting_kernel, you were in earlier under a different nick?
[11:08] <booting_kernel> bazhang u r so sweet
[11:08] <bazhang> booting_kernel, is that true? you were in earlier using a different nick?
[11:09] <booting_kernel> yes my nick was booty kernel
[11:09] <bazhang> booting_kernel, you are trolling multiple channels then?
[11:10] <booting_kernel> no no i am not trolling it
[11:10] <booting_kernel> i am only in two channels
[11:10] <booting_kernel> i am only in two channels
[11:10] <ikonia> David_aka_theSAI: can you Please leave the channel if you have nothing more you need. I can see you active in #ubuntu
[11:11] <booting_kernel> i love slax
[11:11] <booting_kernel> :)))
 hello same body say me bsd = bdsm
[11:11] <booting_kernel> :)))))
[11:11] <bazhang> booting_kernel, so that would be a yes?
[11:12] <booting_kernel> why wrong in it
[11:12] <ikonia> @mark #ubuntu bullgard ban dodging
[11:13] <bazhang> trolling is offtopic for the network, not just #ubuntu channels, and you have been doing it in #ubuntu channels prior to today
[11:15] <elky> bazhang, need a hand?
[11:15] <bazhang> elky, to your knowledge is #ubuntu-helpteam an official channel ?
[11:16] <elky> bazhang, never heard of it before now
[11:16] <ikonia> bazhang: I was about to ask about that
[11:16] <ikonia> elky: looks like an OLD channel feb 2008
[11:16] <bazhang> intrepid is in the topic
[11:17] <elky> coolbhavi and popey are the ones in the contact list. someone want to have a chat with mr pope?
[11:17] <ikonia> I'll speak to poppy
[11:17] <ikonia> popey
[11:17] <ikonia> I think I remember something about this now ages ago, coolbhavi wanted to have a "help" channel like the forum for new users
[11:18] <ikonia> it may be the result of that
[11:18] <ikonia> more a guiding the whole expereince rather than fixing a problem
[11:18] <bazhang> !coc > booting_kernel
[11:19] <bazhang> !guidelines | booting_kernel
[11:19] <bazhang> booting_kernel, please read those two links carefully
[11:26] <MenZa> ikonia: I've seen bullgard4 active in -ot lately; need he be banned there?
[11:26] <ikonia> MenZa: no
[11:26] <MenZa> ok
[11:26] <bazhang> booting_kernel, did you read the documented links?
[11:26] <ikonia> MenZa: he's not a bad guy, there are somethings he just refuses to abide by, channel topic, offtopic questions, cross-posting etc etc etc.
[11:26] <MenZa> gotcha, KB1JWQ
[11:26] <MenZa> ikonia*
[11:26] <MenZa> sorry KB1JWQ :)
[11:27] <ikonia> MenZa: he's been banned very short term a few times to try to get this through to him, however I banned him to try to explain this to him AGAIN and now he's gone a step further by ban evading intentionall (changed his nick to bullguard5, and then to bullguard, then changed his ip so he'd dodged 2 nick bans and an ip ban)
[11:36] <jussi01> Lads and ladies, Im headed away for the weekend - leaving in about half hour. Ill see you all after!
[11:39] <bazhang> jussi01, have fun!
[11:40] <bazhang> slackubuntu, please part the channel if you do not wish to respond
[11:40] <slackubuntu> ok soleave this place
[11:41] <slackubuntu> :((
[11:41] <slackubuntu> ho rude
[11:41] <bazhang> thanks.
[11:41] <slackubuntu> mention not
[16:45] <jpds> Anyone have the link to that tor page which showed the user's real IP?
[16:55] <genii> We need to implement something like http://decloak.net/
[17:22] <mnaines> any ops available?
[17:22] <tsimpson> can we help?
[17:23] <mnaines> Yeah...I am in #ubuntu-read-topic but the automatic test failed
[17:23] <mnaines> I already switched Pidgin to port 8001
[17:24] <tsimpson> are you using the same nick you previously used?
[17:24] <mnaines> Yes...This nick is registered with NickServ
[17:24] <tsimpson> well I can't find the forward in #ubuntu, so you can join now
[17:24] <mnaines> ok...Thanks...I did it just to make sure the latest round of DCC attacks didn't affect me
[17:24] <tsimpson> ah, well if you didn't disconnect, you're fine
[17:25] <mnaines> ok...Thanks
[19:37] <bazhang> [x]sodium[x] (i=sodium@117.96.107.166  just as I suspected
[19:37] <ikonia> booty_kernel has my eyes again
[19:38] <bazhang> is he ban evading so soon?
[19:38] <ikonia> is he banned still ?
[19:38] <ikonia> he's trolling linux
[19:38] <ikonia> ##linux
[19:38] <bazhang> I never removed it
[19:38] <Tm_T> ikonia: ask your eyes back
[19:39] <bazhang> [x]sodium[x] is him as well
[19:39] <ikonia> the ip ban got them both
[19:40] <bazhang> ah nice work
[19:41] <ikonia> you where correct he was ban evading
[19:42] <bazhang> he is trolling ##linux as you surmised, it seems
[20:08] <ikonia> 3rd ban now in place on this guy
[20:08] <ikonia> next step and I'll to freenode
[20:08] <bazhang> kernel_panic , nice spot
[21:11] <bazhang> oof
[21:12] <bazhang> callnet has been complaining about breakage all this time, and no one thought to ask his version