[00:37] bazhang called the ops in #kubuntu (maple1) [00:39] I hope ban + remove was the appropriate action in that case? [00:39] yep [00:39] he was trolling repeatedly the past few days, this time was too much [00:40] bazhang: OK, thanks, it was the first time I used my op powers ;) [00:40] ryanakca, hi and welcome :) [00:43] Dougdoug4 called the ops in #ubuntu () [00:51] false alarm; some user missed the leading / on join #channel [01:59] floodbotk1 and 2 seem to be having issues [02:27] In #ubuntu " two people, /nick and /quit are on a boat. /nick falls off the boat. who's left on the boat?" [02:28] I don't think anyone would actually fall for it but it's offtopic at best. [02:30] Thanks [02:32] UserFail Encountered. [05:30] rww called the ops in #ubuntu (UAE intermittent join spam) [09:00] anyone else awake at #u? [09:00] yes [09:00] just saw [09:01] good, i need to get up and cracking for today [09:01] no problem [09:01] just woke up [09:43] saying it here instead of #u, visual_moron: they can set the colours themselves just as others can, you're implying they're not by them needing version of their own... [09:43] seems to be team trolling [09:44] yup [09:47] ardchoille called the ops in #ubuntu (visual_moron bad comand) [09:51] spoke to moral_ in pm [09:51] Jordan_U: hey, that's up [09:51] hello [09:52] i've been unfairly fursecuted [09:52] visual_moron: no - you've not [09:52] i demand a recound [09:52] visual_moron: you where messing around in #ubuntu, giving out dangerous comments and talking to people with offensive language in #ubuntu [09:52] i wasn't talking offensively [09:52] i did the other stuff, but my language wasn't offensive [09:52] visual_moron: telling someone to "stfu" or "shut the fuck up" is rude and offensive [09:53] he did it first [09:53] doesn't matter [09:53] it should [09:54] well, it doesn't, you're responsible for your own behaviour, the operators will deal with other peoples [09:55] ;_; [09:58] was dates 'thefeds'? that IP looked quite familiar [09:58] don't know - or care [09:58] idiot removed from the channel [09:59] bots in #kubuntu have been going crazy these last few hours [10:00] I don't want to - but maybe kick one [10:00] I know it's a pain that it needs restarting [10:08] llcoolhodge being unmuted after lengthy PM; says he will comply (lets see) [10:08] cool [10:15] talking to him in pm before he starts again [10:22] bazhang: pm ? [10:23] ikonia, of course [10:24] fyi: I've got a record of the pm converation with llcoolhodge and he's very offensive and rude, and claims to have been sent in to "push buttons" [10:26] at least he quit #ubuntu peaceably [10:26] yes [10:31] llcoolhodge, hello [10:32] hello [10:32] i want to apologize to ikonia [10:32] i am drunk and i get a little upset [10:32] i am sorry [10:32] i dont care if i get unbanned [10:32] i just feel bad for calling him a cunt [10:32] thank you for the apologiy [10:32] it is uncalled for [10:33] apology even [10:33] accepted [10:33] and unprofessional for any soldier to attack an unarmed man [10:33] llcoolhodge: ok - do you need anything else from us ? [10:33] yes [10:33] what else ? [10:33] i would like to be unbanned seeing as i serve america i would like one more chance [10:34] llcoolhodge: I'm sorry you're not going to be unbanned at this time [10:34] and yes i am using my contribution to america [10:34] llcoolhodge, you are not banned in #ubuntu that I can see [10:34] oh ok [10:35] http://www.facebook.com/#!/WishYouWereHere24?ref=profile [10:35] that is me [10:35] jsut so that u can verify [10:35] llcoolhodge, there are other chat channels on freenode [10:35] i didnt mean anything [10:35] llcoolhodge: don't need to see your persoaal details [10:35] well u seem to forget that i serve america [10:35] and i deserve another chance [10:35] there is proff [10:35] good day to u sir [10:35] llcoolhodge: I am not interested in your service record [10:35] in a pm he told me he had been sent here to push buttons - so I'm not removing the ban [10:36] no reason to [10:36] topyli: good call with dates [10:36] I missed that [10:36] he said he wanted support in #ubuntu , and he is able to do so if he follows the guidelines [10:36] i noticed you're busy [10:36] i has not been unbanned [10:37] llcoolhodge, in which channel [10:37] llcoolhodge: you will not be unbanned from #ubuntu-offtopic at this time [10:37] llcoolhodge: you are not banned in #ubuntu [10:37] may i ask how long i will be banned from offtopic [10:37] llcoolhodge: until I have confidence in your behaviour [10:37] and how long will that be master ikonia [10:37] i showed u i am military [10:38] i said i was sorry [10:38] llcoolhodge: you told me you had been sent here to "push buttons" earlier so until I have a confidence you're not going to do that - you don't need to re-join the channel to push buttons [10:38] i am not one to repeat offen [10:38] d [10:38] llcoolhodge: I'm not interested in your military service [10:38] just your behaviour and intentions in the ubuntu channels [10:38] you're free to use #ubuntu [10:39] because u are fat fucking slob who has buttons that he can push...i was kidding with u earlier because i thought maybe i could get back in...u my sir are an ass behind a screen...i have killed people...and i cant even use a channel for swearing...how does that make sense...that i get to kill people for u too ban me [10:39] llcoolhodge: military service is voluntary. there is no selective service. so man-up and stop demanding special treatment. [10:39] llcoolhodge: I told you I will not discuss anything with you while you use that sort of language [10:40] llcoolhodge: so unless you can converse without abuse and swearing this conversation is over [10:40] u are right againikonia [10:40] and Mneptok until u join up and serve u can not talk to me [10:40] and i wish you would stay out of our talk [10:40] llcoolhodge: and as I also told you #ubuntu-offtopic is NOT for swearing [10:40] llcoolhodge: how do you know i'm not active duty or a vet? [10:40] because the way u talk [10:41] ikonia u are right that is why i ask for one more chance that is it [10:41] llcoolhodge: lets stay on topic here - military service has nothing to do with it here [10:41] i am asking u please [10:41] llcoolhodge: you're not joining #ubunut-offtopic at this time - you can't control yourself, so I'm not removing the ban [10:41] u are right there again mneptok interfered [10:42] ikonia...rember when u were nuub and u had to learn new rules to fit in somewhere just right [10:42] all i am asking is to please give me one more chance to prove to u that i can [10:42] llcoolhodge: totally, however in the space of 30 minutes you've not managed to stop swearing, abusing or outbursting offense at people [10:42] well the mneptok there was not nice he had no reason to join into our convo [10:42] llcoolhodge: at this time - you won't be allowed into #ubuntu-offtopic, you are however free to use #ubuntu [10:43] and i am asking for one chance that is it [10:43] u have all the power ikonia [10:43] llcoolhodge: you're not getting another chance at this time [10:43] llcoolhodge: you are free to use #ubuntu [10:43] llcoolhodge: #ubuntu is available to you for support [10:43] ikonia i am asking u to give me a chance [10:43] please [10:43] llcoolhodge: you've asked 3 times at least, and I've told you 3 times at least - not at this time [10:43] and that is not something i say esaily [10:44] llcoolhodge: I appreciate that, but the sooner you accept you're not re-joining #ubuntu-offtopic at this time, the quicker we can move on [10:44] well this is how i see ikonia if i dont get it back now...i will have to come back to u and ask u again to remove it [10:44] llcoolhodge: that's fine [10:44] no it really isnt [10:44] i shouldnt have to come back to you to go back to a chat [10:44] well, that's how it is at the moment, as I don't have confidence in your behaviour [10:45] i understand that friend but i shouldnt have to grovel back to u to get access [10:45] you don't have to grovel, I'm not asking for that [10:45] I just want you to control your langauge and behaviour, which you've shown you can't do "at this time" [10:45] in so many words yes you are sir [10:46] so until I have confidence in your behaviour, you don't need to be in #ubuntu-offtopic [10:46] u are adking me to come back and beg for u to give me access [10:46] however you can use #ubuntu for support [10:46] ok - you're not listening at the moment so I'm going to end the conversation, come back when you want to listen [10:51] llcoolhodge: if you don't need anything more from the operator team at this time, you're requested to leave the channel and come back when you do need something so we can attend to other peoples issues [10:51] This is how it is...u get off right now because u think i give a fuck about what i think...i could care less about going back there u fat fucking slob u can ban me form all the ubuntu chan forever and ever and guess what i will still go to sleep,,,,u want to knwo why because i know that uare sitting at home think " i showed him" "he will be back" " and he will beg me" because i am the man here".......u are seriously a loser a [10:51] nd have no life whewre u thin that u are a god...u are a god in ur world and this one...but in real life u are an overweight loser who calls in hookers to play with you in diapers...u are also a faggot------signed KING MUDKIP the third [10:52] llcoolhodge: ok - we are done here [10:52] are we really [10:52] are we u fat son of a bitch [10:52] u god damned dumb fucking asshole [10:52] woh doesnt know shit [10:52] i saw u fucking ur mom the other night [11:02] how charming [11:03] mm-hm [11:03] Sometimes it would be ever so much more convenient if keyboards selected a bit of blood and performed a test for significant levels of ethanol, and myteriously failed to work under some circumstances. [11:04] ikonia: are you banning him or should I? [11:04] persia, too bad the mankind can't yet know idiots by blood. [11:05] (should he be banned?) [11:05] he posted http://i50.tinypic.com/301olso.png to #ubuntu, then left. [11:05] I lol'd [11:05] hah [11:08] persia: ethanol doesn't turn all people into idiots [11:09] no, but it does make them louder [11:10] not all of the people [11:10] and not infinitely [11:10] :P [11:11] Mamarok: [19:32] i am drunk and i get a little upset : I have a feeling that there would have been more self-control in the exchange without the first factor. [11:11] oh, how easy to blame the drinking [11:11] I don't turn into a swearing idiot when I drink [11:11] It's not that I'm against ethonol, but I've seen a number of drunken emittances in various fora that were later publically regretted. [11:13] the idiotism is there already, booze just maakes it more pronounced [11:13] Yes. [11:13] And most non-idiots can likely find a way around a limiting device. [11:13] it's like "drinking your worries away". it doesn't really work :) [11:14] if you're down, you'll be more miserable. if you're happy, you'll become happier [11:14] topyli: but it does. your existing worries go away, replaced by the worries of alcoholism. [11:14] Depends on volume. At a certain point most get less awake. [11:15] mneptok: Depends, really. [11:15] mneptok, s/replaced/accompanied/ [11:15] topyli: +1 [11:16] persia: but i have good bladder control. [11:16] * persia begins to regret differentiating the ranting of an offensive drunken idiot from other classes of offensice idiots [11:16] persia: oh, the capital "D" was not meant to denote a brand name. sorry for the confusion. [11:17] No, it was intended to introduce a sentence. I have nice fat shift keys :p [11:22] have u unbanned me yet [11:23] u fat fucking toads [11:24] rofl [11:24] i may be fat, but i'm not a toad [11:25] ok - I think it's clear that ban is not ready to be removed at this time. [11:25] @mark #ubuntu-ops llcoolhodge persistant language and abuse, also a problem in #ubuntu and #ubuntu-offtopic [11:25] The operation succeeded. [11:25] even if i am fat, you don't have to tell me that [11:26] feel free to remove the ban in 3-6h [11:26] noted [11:26] that ban in -ops not #ubuntu-offtopic, that can stay [11:26] i need to go visit mum today [11:26] enjoy [11:26] Myrtti, have fun :) [11:27] i need to go upgrade a friend's hardy box to karmic, or alternatively fix hardy's network-manager to support his 3g modem :( [11:27] there'll be crying, I'm traveling abroad on wednesday for several months. *sigh* Mothers... [11:27] --> [11:28] /me huggles Myrtti [11:28] I will also go about my day now and leave irc to the others [11:28] gosh, real life, who needs that :) [11:29] knome: keeps me nicely away from keyboard, isn't that a good thing? (; [11:29] oh yeah! ;) [11:34] *ribbit* [11:56] he's charming even in pm [11:56] hehe [11:58] right, enough of bus irc [11:58] heh, congrats [11:59] Myrtti: say hi from me [11:59] say "woohoo" from me [11:59] ;) [13:33] FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) [13:34] thanks [15:59] GeekSquid called the ops in #ubuntu (waled999 unsolicited msg .. Spamming) [17:39] quidnunc called the ops in #ubuntu () [17:40] xangua called the ops in #ubuntu (Guest00001) [17:40] Guest00001 called the ops in #ubuntu (xangua) [18:01] I'm going to bed for an hour [18:01] is that enough? [18:06] bazhang: one hour too much [18:07] * Tm_T hides [18:07] Tm_T, haha [18:11] i'm trying to get alabd in pm, he's a distraction [18:15] topyli, I have him in PM now [18:15] oh. want to keep him? :) [18:16] i've thrown a suggestion about doing some rudimentary homework before writing books, nothing else yet [18:16] hehe [18:35] ok, so now he's asking basic questions from me personally. "what is an ubuntu member? what are the benefits?" [18:36] the main benefit is agreeing not to explode right now [18:37] well I gave some advice to him on writing a resume; including mention the part about not repeatedly crossposting; see if it sticks or not [18:37] err mentioning [18:41] i hinted about searching the web for something like "ubuntu member" (fwiw, the first result is an ubuntu.com page explaining everything) [18:41] and no, we should never tell users to google and yes, i'm doing so :) [18:42] also !member iirc [18:44] he's back in -ot, no use [18:57] bastid_raZor, hi [18:57] hello bazhang .. i am guesing there is another bot spam attack going on in #ubuntu [18:58] bastid_raZor, bot nick? [18:58] i've had to relog recently several times and both time i've been pm spammed about joining other servers for bots and hosting .. [18:58] wulansari [18:58] bastid_raZor, thanks :) [18:58] you're welcome. bye :) [18:59] i think canthus13 is right for once, this guy is a troll [19:00] same as before: waled999 and UAE [20:03] nickspoon: Setting a good example, there. [20:04] ? [20:04] MenZa: I do it because I love you. [20:04] :P [22:10] blakkheim called the ops in #ubuntu (guest10101010101) [22:10] guest10101010101 called the ops in #ubuntu (BLAKKHEIM) [22:10] :s [22:30] brjann called the ops in #ubuntu (sarah93 linkspam) [22:31] jpds called the ops in #ubuntu-devel (sarah93) [22:32] How annoying. [22:32] jussi01: Can I has ops in -devel? [22:32] saw that nick with a link in -server too [22:32] jpds: gone now [22:32] jussi01: That wasn't my question. [22:33] jpds: not right now. once the expiry time is over, make an application as prescibed in the ops doc ;) [22:33] jussi01: expiry time? [22:34] Tm_T: 3rd march. when the LP stuff is sored [22:34] sorted [23:09] aah