[02:16] <ThingNeuro_Obama> I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah
[02:17] <MquinBsd_Proc> Oh u FUCkIn RaCISt BItCh Dont b TalkIn To mA Kuzin LIKE DAt. u FUCkIN TRiFoLIn IrISh diCK SUCkER...~N~ 1st of all i dont Why u tALkIn ABOut pEopLe WHen UR Azz Iz ugLy Azz FUCk..1st U NeeD 2 b CheckIn ur Self den Talk BOut PeopLe..! Dont hate Juz BEcause oTha PEOple COuld Eat MOre Than u Can n not get F-A-T .. n because people are Prettier dan U..!
[02:17] <elky> !staff
[02:19] <solarisSvnGit> What did the recycling bin say to the garbage can? "YOU'RE A PILE OF FAGGOT TRASH!" , because the garbage was filled with gay porn mags. To which the garbage can replied, " You are a bucket of thoroughly-washed juice and milk containers, populated by an eco-friendly mid-20's socialist/liberal democratic couple who no one will ever listen to"
[02:19] <cvsm68k> Linux Is your wife, I swear. I stride nude in your computer room ; yet you dont care. Transfixed with penguins on the screen. This Open Source makes me scream. Im tossing your computer in the trash. RMS is whose genitals you tongue lash. Enemy of Our Freedom you say? I dont care. You're just gay.
[03:32] <dtcrshr> hello, we have an annyoing user bothering our users in #ubuntu-br channel. i got a pvt from freenode_bot with lots of version requests
[03:32] <dtcrshr> the user is yutaka
[03:34] <elky> dtcrshr, i believe she is 12, so she might need some introducing to channel rules
[03:34] <dtcrshr> i bet
[03:35] <dtcrshr> its for  some days she/he (?) is trolling on the channel, only today that started this bot issue
[03:35] <dtcrshr> hope that she quit this annyoing attitude
[03:42] <elky> she's claiming she's being harrassed by them
[03:42] <IdleOne> elky: not sure how to respond to her on the issue of her being mis-treated
[03:42] <IdleOne> I think I will let you take this :/
[03:42] <elky> IdleOne, we look at logs, i think
[03:42] <IdleOne> do we refer to -ops?
[03:43] <elky> with someone who understands brasilian portuguese
[03:43] <IdleOne> of course
[03:43] <elky> we are in -ops, you mean -irc?
[03:43] <maco> ursinha?
[03:44] <maco> who is offline just now :(
[03:44] <IdleOne> no I meant refer yutake to this channel
[03:44] <IdleOne> and ask her to explain and then we take it from there?
[14:02] <MenZa> funkyHat: I'm only half watching, so he's all yours if he keeps it up.
[14:02] <funkyHat> MenZa: ok
[17:00] <temporary>  Good day all
[17:00] <temporary> ikonia why don't you remove ban from my user  ??
[17:00] <temporary> you've told it will last 1 week but it is more than 1
[17:03] <MenZa> temporary: Please don't ban avert in #ubuntu-offtopic.
[17:05] <MenZa> temporary: Do you understand what you did wrong?
[17:06] <temporary> MenZa: when ?
[17:06] <MenZa> hen you were banned.
[17:06] <MenZa> When*
[17:07] <temporary> yes he/she said cause of cross posting and told it will last 1 week
[17:07] <MenZa> You would have been instructed to return a week later to appeal your ban. You're here now, so we can deal with it.
[17:07] <temporary> do you want spread ubuntu all over the world with this activities ?
[17:07] <MenZa> You have been banned and removed a large number of times for cross-posting. Do you understand that?
[17:08] <temporary> MenZa: my user is ALABD
[17:09] <MenZa> temporary: I'm aware who you are. Answer my question -- you know you've been removed several times for cross-posting, right?
[17:09] <temporary> no
[17:09] <temporary> only one time it has been banned
[17:10] <MenZa> temporary: Either you have a faulty weekend, because on my list, you've been removed on the 18th, 22nd and 26th of April.
[17:10] <MenZa> ...s/weekend/memory/
[17:10] <funkyHat> He thinks you mean he's been banned multiple times
[17:10] <temporary> told you it is more than 1 month that humble could not enter channels
[17:11] <temporary> am writing a complete train ubuntu book in persian language in iran
[17:11] <MenZa> That's still irrelevant for this discussion. You agree to have, continuously, and ignoring all warnings, cross-posted in Ubuntu channels, correct?
[17:11] <temporary> and in this way you want to spread ubuntu ?
[17:12] <temporary> humble asked question in other channels when has not answer in first channel
[17:12] <temporary> so it is not cross posting
[17:12] <temporary> is there anyone here from canonical ?
[17:12] <MenZa> It is crossposting. Keep whatever topic you're discussing in the relevant channel.
[17:12] <temporary> ok
[17:13] <MenZa> i.e. #ubuntu-offtopic for offtopic queries, #ubuntu for support, etc.
[17:13] <temporary> ok
[17:13] <MenZa> Do you understand that?
[17:13] <temporary> yes it is simple but one thing humble don't understand
[17:13] <MenZa> What is that?
[17:13] <temporary> why it is more than 1 month ?
[17:14] <MenZa> Because you haven't come in here to ask us to remove it, and have this discussion beforehand :)
[17:14] <temporary> and why humble should repeat asking to remove bann
[17:14] <Pici> I don't think you're using the word 'humble' correctly.
[17:14] <temporary> when someone say it will last 1 week it should last 1 week
[17:14] <MenZa> Meh, I get the meaning. :)
[17:14] <MenZa> temporary: So why weren't you in here a week after you were banned?
[17:14] <temporary> Pici: humble = i
[17:15] <Pici> temporary: okay :)
[17:15] <temporary> humble asked from ikonia multi times in weeks before
[17:15] <MenZa> That I wouldn't know about -- the point us, we can solve this issue right here and right now.
[17:15] <MenZa> In fact, Pici, could you stay around?
[17:16] <temporary> but ikonia has not remove it
[17:16] <temporary> in this way ,should someone do this behavior ?
[17:17] <MenZa> I agree that if you have spoken to ikonia and he has refused to remove your ban, that is not acceptable conduct.
[17:17] <MenZa> However, I don't know if that's the case -- but I see no reason why you'd be lying to me. :)
[17:17] <temporary> so ask him/her why ?
[17:18] <temporary> ask to be sure
[17:18] <temporary> yourself
[17:18] <temporary> anyway am writing a book and require channel and it is more than week remove ban
[17:18] <temporary> and humble should go
[17:18] <MenZa> Anyway
[17:18] <MenZa> I'm willing to remove your bans
[17:18] <temporary> is these channels for canonical co. ?
[17:18] <MenZa> Provided you give me your word that you won't crosspost again. :)
[17:18] <MenZa> No, these are community-managed channels.
[17:19] <temporary> MenZa: thanks
[17:20] <MenZa> temporary: One more thing.
[17:20] <temporary> yes
[17:20] <MenZa> temporary: Please do not enter any channels you are banned from with another hostmask. That's ban evasion, and could make us very, very angry.
[17:20] <MenZa> I'll have your bans removed, alright?
[17:20] <MenZa> Have a good day. :)
[17:21] <temporary> humble was enforced to enter with another user name because ikonia have not remove ban more than 1 month
[17:21] <temporary> humble asked him in pm
[17:21] <MenZa> Then you're allowed to enter here, #ubuntu-ops -- not the other channels.
[17:21] <temporary> but no result
[17:21] <temporary> ok
[17:22] <tsimpson> temporary: bans are never automatically removed, you must always discuss bans here to have them removed
[17:22] <temporary> who select ops ?
[17:22] <MenZa> !ops
[17:22] <MenZa> ...no, that's not the one I wanted.
[17:22] <MenZa> *ahem*
[17:22] <MenZa> tsimpson, remind me
[17:22] <tsimpson> !ircc
[17:22] <MenZa> That's the one.
[17:23] <Pici> MenZa: good job
[17:23] <Pici> :P
[17:23] <MenZa> Indeed :P
[17:23] <jpds> MenZa: Brilliant.
[17:23] <maco> MenZa: trying to keep us on our toes or what?
[17:24] <temporary> who select ops ?
[17:24] <tsimpson> the IRC Council
[17:24] <temporary>  thank you bye 4 now God peace you
[17:25] <MenZa> maco: Something like that. ;)
[17:31] <charlie-tca> "Now that I have you all together..."
[17:34]  * ikonia returns
[17:34] <ikonia> for the record teporary/alanb/incosdiderable has not spoke to me about removing the ban and I did not say "it would last 1 week"
[17:35] <ikonia> the only interaction I've had with him was removing him when he was ban evading
[18:26] <ikonia> the girl who wants to talk about self halm, I have sent her private messages suggesting she seek proessional help from her local area or phone advice from a national guidence help line
[18:26] <ikonia> for the record
[18:47] <popey> !login
[18:47] <popey> oops
[18:48] <popey> @login
[18:48] <popey> @btlogin
[18:52] <jpds> Login to BT succeeded.
[20:25] <funkyHat> "initiate intelligent conversations" =~ "troll" ?
[20:26] <ikonia> ?
[20:28] <funkyHat> ikonia: magicianlord said he "initiates intelligent conversations" after spouting some nonsense about why Linux exists... and it sounds like a justification I've heard from trolls in the past ;)
[20:30] <ikonia> oh
[22:19] <mkarnicki> ignore that last request
[22:19] <mkarnicki> I was testing ubottu, there's an issue with it
[22:20] <mkarnicki> reported to ubuntu-bot-team anyway