[02:44] <ilovefairuz> so Hoober has been trolling #ubuntu and -offtopic for two days now
[03:14] <IdleOne> What is the policy if a user trolls in a #ubuntu-* channel with porn but has not broken any rules in a different ubuntu channel?
[03:14] <Flannel> IdleOne: Hmm?
[03:15] <IdleOne> Flannel: the user is in #ubuntu right now and pasted a link of a nude man with his nick name at the bottom
[03:15] <maco> Flannel: hoober's got meatpuppets or maybe just alternate machines
[03:16] <IdleOne> Flannel: basically I want to know if I can ban him from #ubuntu for what he did in the other channel
[03:16] <maco> IdleOne: policy says no
[03:16] <maco> no preemptive banning in core channels
[03:16] <IdleOne> ok
[03:17] <maco> also, if that was a pic of him....dang.... why would he show people that?
[03:17] <IdleOne> probably wasn't
[03:20] <maco> Flannel: why is hoober saying my name in -ot?
[03:20] <Flannel> maco: That happened a while ago, and that's why I asked
[03:20] <MikePikachu> niggers
[03:21] <maco> adult...
[03:21] <IdleOne> I'll take my lumps for pre-emptive ban
[03:24] <IdleOne> technically that isn't really pre-emptive considering his nick is in the photo that was linked
[03:25] <maco> but since he didnt do anything in /that/ channel yet, its preemptive
[03:25] <maco> you cant ban in one channel for what occurs in another
[03:25] <IdleOne> maco: he did
[03:25] <maco> he did?
[03:26] <IdleOne> I banned one user for posting a link to a photo with his nick, this all started after he got banned for trolling and all of a sudden we are getting users posting links with his nick in it. no coincidence there
[03:26] <maco> ok im confused
[03:26] <maco> what happened in #ubuntu?
[03:26] <IdleOne> it's all logged :)
[03:27] <maco> flannel explained
[03:27] <maco> i clearly missed it between here, u-w and -ot
[04:44] <bazhang> IdleOne, the ban was on Hoober before he did anything in #ubuntu ?
[04:45] <maco> bazhang: hoober's on multiple nicks
[04:45] <bazhang> maco, what was the one that got the pre-emptive one? Prosper?
[04:46] <IdleOne> bazhang: the ban was on MikePikachu for posting a link to porn which was previously posted by Hoober aka XIII in another channel
[04:46] <maco> bazhang: one of his other nicks posted a nekkid photo in #ubuntu and #ubuntu-women that says "hoober" on it
[04:46] <bazhang> confused how that is pre-emptive if he did it in #ubuntu
[04:46] <IdleOne> it wasn't pre-emptive in the sense he had not done anything.
[04:46] <maco> bazhang: its not :)
[04:46] <maco> i just didnt see the #ubuntu badness, only the #ubuntu ban
[04:47] <IdleOne> the nick Hoober had not posted anything
[04:47] <bazhang> okay then. also RWW has ops in -women?
[04:47] <IdleOne> but his clones did
[04:47] <maco> and got confused
[04:47] <maco> hence "flannel explained"
[04:47] <IdleOne> bazhang: he does
[04:47] <bazhang> wow scary
[04:47] <maco> rww has had ops there for a while
[04:47] <IdleOne> I posted the comment for rww because he does not have a bt login
[04:47] <maco> its IdleOne that just gained +o there today
[04:47] <IdleOne> :)
[04:47] <bazhang> that is like me having it in -ot
[04:47]  * IdleOne hugs maco
[04:48] <IdleOne> rww is a pretty cool dude and is active in -women
[04:48] <bazhang> might want to clear that up with an @comment IdleOne to erase the confusion
[04:48] <IdleOne> also he wiggled my toes for me
[04:49] <maco> O_o
[04:49] <maco> dude, keep it in the bedroom....
[04:49] <IdleOne> bazhang: which ban am I commenting on?
[04:49] <bazhang> IdleOne, whoever the clone of Hoober was, from what I can gather
[04:50] <bazhang> mikelevel? someone else?
[04:50] <IdleOne> mikepikachu
[04:50] <bazhang> ah right
[04:50] <IdleOne> _XIII
[04:50] <bazhang> like #comment xyz posting cross-channel spam flood nsfw links etc etc
[04:51] <bazhang> err @comment #channel etc etc
[04:53] <bazhang> why he's not already banned in -ot I have no idea (that Prosper soliloquy he posted was horrible)
[04:56] <IdleOne> added comment to 27650
[04:56] <bazhang> cool
[04:56] <IdleOne> hope it clears it up some. in any case he is a bad bad seed.
[04:57] <bazhang> people love to misconstrue what is said here
[05:00] <IdleOne> They can miscontrue, misconfalse, misspell, and missamerica all they want. Troll is troll and when I catch them they fly out.
[05:01] <Flannel> and world peace....
[05:01] <IdleOne> heh
[05:05] <bazhang> ubiwhore sufficiently offensive to remove?
[05:06]  * maco wrinkles nose
[05:06] <bazhang> asked him in PM to change it, no response
[05:06] <Flannel> He's only been around for five minutes, wait at least 15
[05:06] <bazhang> ok
[05:07] <Flannel> bazhang: He might be reading the IRC guidelines for all we know (one can only hope)
[05:07] <bazhang> Flannel, thanks
[05:16] <IdleOne> bazhang: I was just thinking we completely missed the joke Flannel made. A user joining #ubuntu and actually reading the topic and links in it. HA
[05:31] <bazhang> quieted, switched to a shell then got around it and nastiness (never responded via PM)
 wtf is acceptable language, bazhang
[05:39] <Tm_T> what where
[05:39] <bazhang> in -ot
[05:39] <bazhang> Hoober pushing it there as well
[05:40] <Flannel> bazhang: with that last comment?  I don't see how.
[05:42] <Flannel> "last comment" being the poetry/whatever thing?
[05:48] <IdleOne> !wtf
[05:48] <IdleOne> seems to me wtf is not acceptable
[05:48] <Tm_T> it isn't
[05:49] <Flannel> IdleOne: Hoober didn't say "wtf" recently
[05:49] <IdleOne> he should be banned from -ot
[05:50] <bazhang> ryaxnb was debating it
[05:50] <IdleOne> ryaxnb pushes it everyday
[05:50] <Flannel> IdleOne: For what?
[05:50] <IdleOne> Flannel: for being
[05:50] <IdleOne> but I know we don't ban for that
[05:50] <Flannel> IdleOne: Yeah, or not.
[05:50] <Flannel> IdleOne: If you've got a vendetta, go get over it.
[05:50] <IdleOne> I don't
[05:50] <IdleOne> but point taken
[05:53] <maco> there's a lot of tightrope walkers in -ot
[05:53] <bazhang> yep
[06:02] <bazhang> getting creepy
[06:06] <Flannel> bazhang: Where?
[06:06] <bazhang> Flannel, hoober declaring his love for Cammy
[06:07] <maco> yeah...
[06:15] <bazhang> Hoober, hi
[06:17] <Hoober> I have an issue to report. I am disgusted with this community. The OS is great. Devs make stuff that is great and fun. but the people are and will be an insignificant factor in my everyday life and when using Ubuntu. Furthermore i pledge a life of virginity, despite having the ability to court any of the chicks on here. It isn't worth my effort, or the sorrow. i hate you. Plz take this report respectfully. maybe you can save
[06:17] <Hoober>  the next user(s) the pain i have. from windows to now. all is pointless.
[06:18] <bazhang> Hoober, this channel is to resolve bans and such issues
[06:19] <Hoober> odd
[06:19] <bazhang> Hoober, you are not in #ubuntu , you realize
[06:19] <Hoober> pretty sure i was
[06:19] <bazhang> nope. forwarded here
[06:20] <Hoober> if i knew even one girl, i would kill myself infront of her. oh well
[06:20] <bazhang> Hoober, you are banned in #ubuntu
[06:20] <Hoober> shame on you
[06:21] <Hoober> can't you give me
[06:21] <bazhang> if you would like to resolve it, this is the place to do so
[06:21] <Hoober> some sort of
[06:21] <Hoober> i want a premium ubuntu experience
[06:21] <Hoober> even if your users lie to me
[06:21] <Hoober> they can tell me lies, as long as they say they like me
[06:22] <bazhang> Hoober, not sure what you mean, but this channel is to resolve bans and such issues
[06:22] <Hoober> i need to be unbanned from the ubuntu-women
[06:22] <Hoober> i want to tell them how much i want them to lie to me
[06:23] <bazhang> Hoober, that would be resolved in #ubuntu-irc
[06:23] <Hoober> and pretend that they care. i want us both to know that they don't really,
[06:23] <Hoober> but atleast plz lie to me
[06:23] <Hoober> say you care
[06:24] <bazhang> Hoober, your ban in #ubuntu could be resolved here, but not the one for #ubuntu-women
[06:24] <Hoober> i know for a fact none of you exist, and it is an in-alienable right that such algorithms be the explanation of why you exist
[06:25] <bazhang> Hoober, if you wish to move forward on having the bans resolved, I suggest you stick to the matter at hand; I have no idea what you are talking about.
[06:25] <Hoober> i think you do know. we all know deep down that we must cover up our non-existence
[06:25] <Hoober> i can't be unbanned until they promise
[06:26] <bazhang> Hoober, well since you seem not to want to discuss this sensibly, please /part the channel.
[06:26] <Hoober> i don't have gparted installed
[06:26] <Hoober> !help
[06:27] <maco> Hoober: gparted has nothing to do with leaving
[06:27] <bazhang> Hoober, no, not the partitioner.
[06:27] <bazhang> Hoober, simply type /part
[06:27] <Hoober> maco, you are not real. plz do not interrupt my death
[06:27] <Hoober> how can type slash part if i am unsure of who i am
[06:28] <Hoober> i don't even know how to explain in terms where i exist
[06:28] <bazhang> would someone please remove him from here? topyli Tm_T Pici ?
[06:28] <Hoober> must i do /part sda1
[06:28] <Hoober> you cannot remove me
[06:28] <Hoober> you are mirages
[06:28] <Hoober> ghosts can't hurt each other
[06:28] <Hoober> please let us be civil
[06:29] <Hoober> i recognize your usernames
[06:29] <Hoober> Amaranth is someone i knew years ago
[06:29] <Hoober> it seems the system can't generate more random names
[06:29] <Hoober> more proof none of this is happening
[06:30] <bazhang> thanks
[06:31] <Hoober> what you seek cannot be found. nothing makes sense.
[06:31] <Hoober> have you asked yourself, what you would do if there is nothing people need you for
[06:38] <Tm_T> Hoober: if you don't desire to discuss of your bans, please leave
[06:39] <Hoober> are you so foolish?
[06:39] <Hoober> all things are connected
[06:39] <Hoober> everything i say is somehow related
[06:39] <bazhang> Hoober, you are doing this in #ubuntu-offtopic ; here is not for that
[06:50] <bazhang> * [IKissAss] (~mtmzzz@bas1-richmondhill34-1176125973.dsl.bell.ca): mtm serial troll ban evader
[07:05] <bazhang> ubottu, ban dodging
[07:05] <ubiman> bazhang:why
[07:05] <ubiman> why
[07:05] <bazhang> ubiman, you were ban dodging
[07:05] <ubiman> what do you mean by it
[07:05] <bazhang> ubiman, you were told to come here, not change IP to rejoin #ubuntu (as you have done several times in the past)
[07:06] <ubiman> i didnt change my ip
[07:06] <bazhang> sure you did
[07:06] <ubiman> ok then what is my ip.i can check
[07:07] <IdleOne> 117.206.19.170
[07:08] <bazhang> dhanesh!~dhanesh.n@117.206.19.182
[07:09] <bazhang> dhanesh!~dhanesh.n@117.206.19.182
[07:10] <ubiman> bazhang:my ip is 117.206.19.170
[07:10] <ubiman> ididnt change it
[07:10] <bazhang> ubiman, this time, yes
[07:10] <bazhang> before was not
[07:11] <ubiman> no iam 15 years old 9th standard student idont know to change my ip
[07:11] <bazhang> ubiman, you did it in the past as well.
[07:11] <ubiman> i think it was server complaint
[07:11] <maco> are there any -ot ops around?
[07:11] <bazhang> ubiman, ok. well you dont want to be truthful, so no way to resolve this
[07:12] <IdleOne> funkyHat ping
[07:12] <IdleOne> Flannel: ping -ot needs attention
[07:12] <bazhang> ubercreepy
[07:12] <ubiman> bazhang :ididnt..................
[07:12] <ubiman> please i have many question to ask
[07:12] <bazhang> ubiman, please come back when you wish to be honest about this.
[07:12] <ubiman> please
[07:12] <Flannel> IdleOne: thankee
[07:13] <bazhang> ubiman, no
[07:13] <ubiman> yes  iwill come back in 2 minutes
[07:13] <ubiman> you must unban me
[07:13] <maco> not really
[07:13] <bazhang> ubiman, no unban on demand.
[07:13] <maco> there's no "must" about it
[07:14] <ubiman> you must un ban me........please
[07:14] <bazhang> ubiman, you have done this with at least 5 or 6 other nicknames.
[07:14] <bazhang> ubiman, and each time you promise it is the last time.
[07:14] <Hoober> i have urgent issue to discuss
[07:14] <bazhang> ubiman, so no more chances until you stop the nonsense and be honest
[07:14] <bazhang> Hoober, hang on for a moment please
[07:15] <ubiman> ididnt change my ip i dont know .it may be a server complaint
[07:15] <Hoober> ubiman, maybe i can help. are you a girl though?
[07:15] <bazhang> ubiman, come back when you are ready to be honest, and not before
[07:15] <maco> Hoober: will you stop trying to hit on every woman you see?
[07:16] <IdleOne> Hoober: You have enough of your on problems to deal with
[07:16] <Hoober> maco, will you stop not trying to be flirted with?
[07:16] <Hoober> ok plz don't triple team
[07:16] <bazhang> Tm_T, around?
[07:16] <Hoober> i do not know
[07:17] <Hoober> bazhang, plz leave if you don't wish to discuss a banning
[07:17] <Hoober> as we alll have to follow rules
[07:17] <Flannel> Hoober: Howdy.  How can I help you today?
[07:17] <bazhang> maco, IdleOne he has a point. let Tm_T remove him
[07:17] <Hoober> hey Flannel, there seems to be several bad events that have happened
[07:17] <ubiman> bazhang:i am a honest please take me to ubuntu channel
[07:18] <ubiman> bazhang:at which time i can join
[07:18] <Flannel> Hoober: Which elements were those?
[07:18] <Hoober> I woke up and minded my own business. i walk into the ubuntu-women planning to give a speech for them to support their causes, but i get tossed out for addressing them as momma bears
[07:18] <ubiman> hoober :can you help me
[07:18] <bazhang> ubiman, you have been doing this since April at least.
[07:18] <Hoober> ubiman: sure what is up
[07:19] <maco> ubiman: hoober is not an op so cannot help get your ban lifted
[07:19] <Hoober> maco may be right
[07:19] <maco> ubiman: bans are also not time-based, so "at which time" is a moot question
[07:19] <Hoober> but if i help you , i get unbanned
[07:19] <ubiman> hoober:tell bazhag ito lift the ban
[07:19] <maco> it doesnt work like that
[07:19] <bazhang> please remove Hoober as he does not want to get his ban resolved.
[07:19] <Hoober> bazhang, attention
[07:20] <Flannel> Hoober: #ubuntu-women bans aren't discussed here, but I'd be happy to discuss your #ubuntu-offtopic ban
[07:20] <ubiman> maco:its not a moot............
[07:21] <Hoober> bazhang, ubiman only means the best for ubuntu. he has ubi in his name. he wears your colors, just give him some slack until he warms up
[07:21] <Hoober> Flannel, yes . so what do i do to get unbanned
[07:21] <Flannel> Hoober: Just sit tight for a little bit until ubiman is finished, then we'll discuss it.
[07:21] <IdleOne> Funny how your writen English improves from time to time.
[07:22] <Hoober> IdleOne, wait your turn plz. ty
[07:22] <bazhang> ubiman, your ban will not be lifted at this time.
[07:22] <ubiman> bazhang:please if i did anything wrong please forgive me
[07:23] <ubiman> bazhang:then at which time
[07:23] <Hoober> if it helps i can monitor ubiman for ya. make sure he stays out of trouble
[07:23] <bazhang> ubiman, come back here in 48 hours and we can discuss.  do not change your IP and rejoin #ubuntu
[07:23] <ubiman> hoober:thanks you are correct
[07:23] <Flannel> Hoober: Please just sit tight and don't say anything until he's finished, thanks.
[07:24] <ubiman> bazhang:ok ok thanks i love you
[07:24] <bazhang> ubiman, please exit the channel now
[07:25] <ubiman> ok
[07:25] <Flannel> Alright, Hoober,
[07:25] <Flannel> Hoober: Do you understand why you were banned from #ubuntu-offtopic?
[07:26] <Hoober> um
[07:26] <Hoober> because Cammy, wanted to be my friend
[07:26] <Hoober> and that wasn't enoug hfor me
[07:27] <Hoober> Flannel, this is a case of a broken heart
[07:27] <Flannel> Hoober: that's not quite right.  But I think you know that.  Please come back when you're serious.
[07:28] <Flannel> Hoober: In fact, don't come back for 72 hours.
[07:28] <Hoober> like
[07:28] <Flannel> Hoober: Have a nice day.
[07:28] <Hoober> how many days
[07:28] <Flannel> Hoober: Three days
[07:28] <Hoober> i am serious
[07:28] <Hoober> i tricked myself
[07:28] <Hoober> into loving her
[07:28] <Hoober> even though i had a chance and could of waited
[07:28] <Flannel> Hoober: Alright.  You can come back in three days.
[07:28] <Hoober> it is my fault
[07:29] <Hoober> fine .sorry. the problem here is i am a ginger
[07:29] <Hoober> you hate gingers
[07:29] <Hoober> whoa Anjuta can do asm
[07:30] <Hoober> is it better than VIM?
[07:30] <Flannel> Hoober: Please part this channel now, thanks.
[07:30] <Hoober> one moment and i will
[07:31] <Hoober> not sure if you know but you can't force a shutdown like that while working with partitions
[07:31] <Hoober> hey wait
[07:31] <Hoober> before you ban me
[07:31] <Hoober> how come my webcam doesn't work
[07:31] <Hoober> does it have to be for linux in its design
[07:31] <Hoober> i know it worked on windows
[07:32] <Flannel> Hoober: This is not a support channel.  Have a nice day.
[07:33] <maco> im getting PMs now
[07:33] <bazhang> yech
[07:37] <Hoober> whoa i am a hot gay adam's apple, eating frenchfries. gosh wtf pills  i need. my mind isn't performing how they do.
[07:37] <IdleOne> So do we add 24 hours for every time he does that to his ban?
[07:37] <maco> O_o
[07:38] <bazhang> that would stretch to infinity, so no
[07:38] <Hoober> whoa wussup
[07:38] <Hoober> how come my webcam can't be found
[07:38] <IdleOne> Think I will keep a running tab just for giggles.
[07:39] <bazhang> Hoober, still not a support channel
[07:39] <Hoober> wtf
[07:39] <Hoober> so i am banned
[07:39] <Hoober> from ubuntu
[07:39] <Hoober> omg
[07:39] <maco> yes, you have been for a few hours
[07:39] <bazhang> Hoober, you were asked to come here in 72 hours
[07:39] <Hoober> i thought i had ubuntu still safe
[07:39] <bazhang> nope
[07:40] <maco> no that was the second channel you were banned from
[07:40] <Hoober> ok going to ubuntu-irc then
[07:40] <bazhang> 3rd
[07:40] <maco> oh?
[07:40] <bazhang> -women
[07:40] <maco> i thought it was women, u, ot
[07:40] <IdleOne> ^^
[07:40] <bazhang> ah order
[07:40] <bazhang> then yep
[07:40] <Hoober> how come maco
[07:40] <Hoober> you don't discuss with me
[07:41] <Hoober> i messaged you
[07:41] <maco> i didnt set the ban
[07:41] <IdleOne> but from the behavior he has displayed in the past couple of hours in those 3 channels I don't see me removing the ban in #ubuntu before 72 hours
[07:41] <Hoober> what behavior
[07:41] <Hoober> if you can describe it i might be able to avoid
[07:41] <Flannel> Hoober: Have a nice evening.
[07:42] <IdleOne> Hoober: return in 72 hours and we can talk about it. until then please part this channel
[07:42] <bazhang> now in -irc
[07:53] <bazhang> that certainly merited a ban
[07:55] <IdleOne> btw you have ops there also bazhang
[07:55] <IdleOne> hehe
[07:55] <bazhang> no I dont
[07:56] <maco> bazhang: youre not a member?
[07:56] <bazhang> maco, noppers
[07:56] <IdleOne> that's why
[07:56] <IdleOne> why aren't you a member anyway?
[07:56] <IdleOne> didn't you used to be
[07:57] <bazhang> never was
[07:57] <maco> RMBs all meet in like 2 weeks
[07:57] <IdleOne> what you waiting for?
[07:59] <bazhang> serious trouble makers in #ubuntu
[08:01] <bazhang> perhaps a review of bshellz as it seems to be abused a fair bit of late
[08:14] <IdleOne> nothing against shellium but why do we let the shellium admin idle here
[08:14] <IdleOne> ?
[08:14] <bazhang> an issue with kwpolska
[08:15] <IdleOne> ok.
[10:00] <ikonia> I believe that the shellium issue has now been resolvd
[10:00] <ikonia> resolved
[10:50] <ikonia> I think we need to look at !bug factoid
[10:50] <ikonia> !bug
[10:50] <ikonia> the wiki page doesn't exist
[12:39] <ikonia> the guy who has 15 years linux experience has no idea what he's doing
[12:43] <knome> ;)
[23:26] <knome> some weird nicks @#x