[03:15]  * AndrewMC thinks the floodbots are very cool
[03:15] <AndrewMC> like they take shifts
[03:15] <AndrewMC> its SO cool
[03:15] <AndrewMC> someone spent alot of time programming i imagine
[03:17] <Seeker`> AndrewMC: how can we help you?
[03:17] <AndrewMC> noting just complemanting the designer of the flood bots
[03:18] <Seeker`> AndrewMC: thanks, but please take note of the topic and part this channel if there aren't any issues you need dealing with
[03:19] <AndrewMC> ok
[03:19] <AndrewMC> sorry
[03:21] <AndrewMC> oh whoops sorry must be in my bouncers auto join list i will remove it now
[03:36] <IdleOne> I don't know of any bouncer that rejoins on part
[03:36] <IdleOne> AndrewMC: Please part now.
[03:36] <AndrewMC> really sorry guys
[03:49] <IdleOne> might need to find a better alias for that, point is already taken with a pretty funny response
[03:49] <IdleOne> !point
[03:49]  * IdleOne slaps ubottu with a trout
[03:50] <IdleOne> anybody with sufficient access to the bot around to add that factoid?
 no, I'm trying  to shutdown the robot   <--- ubottu ?
 who playing the fuking robot?
[07:02] <IdleOne> bazhang: might be
[07:03] <bazhang> IdleOne, he's in -cn as well and myke2 from there just joined; I'm going to idle there for a bit as it seems to be a new troll jumping off point (in re issues yesterday with bonly and ymlf)
[07:13] <IdleOne> they will get bored and leave
[07:13] <bazhang> superfast!
[07:14] <IdleOne> 1 down
[07:14] <bazhang> two mutes in one!
[07:16] <bazhang> trying to mute dodge by parting and rejoining
[07:16] <IdleOne> heh
[07:17] <IdleOne> shows lack of irc experience and how modes work
[07:21] <IdleOne> Now see if jjohn returns as a troll
[07:21] <bazhang> not exactly smart to troll with a cloak
[07:23] <IdleOne> I am not to sure they were trolling to be honest but his comment about a debate made me think he might be
[07:23] <IdleOne> they == jjohn
[07:24] <bazhang> sure they were
[07:25] <IdleOne> well then I did the right thing muting
[07:25] <bazhang> I thought elkclone might be joining in as well
[07:25] <bazhang> IdleOne, beat me by milliseconds!
[07:25] <IdleOne> elkclone is helpful but sometimes goes -ot
[07:25] <bazhang> okay, that nick seemed kind of off
[07:27] <bazhang> jjohn just started trolling another channel, so yeah
[07:33] <bazhang> yep him and randomlycool are tag-teaming multiple channels r'lycool klined
[08:53] <Flannel> same guy from earlier
[08:53] <Flannel> ban the IP
[15:52] <Pici> aahhh
[15:57] <jpds> oohhh
[15:58] <ikonia> I'm about to explode
[15:59] <Pici> I say point him to #vbox and let them deal with him if he continues.
[15:59] <ikonia> I like your style
[16:01] <Pici> I think this guyd did this the other day... checking logs.
[16:01] <jpds> Pici: Just go and stare at http://www.acc.umu.se/technical/statistics/ftp/monitordata/ and you'll feel better.
[16:02] <ikonia> Pici: you're right he did
[16:02] <ikonia> he did that hate me thing too
[16:03] <Pici> jpds: http://status.nullcortex.com/other/other/irccount.html
[16:03] <ikonia> ignore it
[16:09] <ikonia> Pici: he's in the right channel and pm'ing me the same thing
[16:09] <Pici> ikonia: majdekale?
[16:09] <ikonia> he's spamming everywhere
[16:09] <ikonia> yes
[16:09] <Pici> great.
[16:09] <ikonia> obviously I can't read it
[16:10] <Pici> oops
[16:12] <Phonex01> hello
[16:12] <Phonex01> is it kicked people room ?
[16:13] <Pici> Phonex01: You seem to be unaware or ignorant of the rules in #ubuntu
[16:13] <Phonex01> no man
[16:13] <Phonex01> i repst these rules
[16:13] <Pici> 'repst'?
[16:13] <Phonex01> i respect it
[16:14] <Phonex01> why you just keep kicking me out ????
[16:14] <Phonex01> coz you are the manager !!!
[16:14] <Phonex01> ok i have question
[16:14] <Phonex01> answer it
[16:14] <Pici> Well, you don't seem to be following the channel guidelines to me.  Theres the 'proxy' url that you've posted after being asked not to.
[16:15] <Phonex01> no i just post it one time
[16:15] <Pici> You posted it yesterday as well.
[16:15] <Phonex01> and when you told me its not allowed i stoped
[16:15] <Phonex01> me ?????
[16:15] <Phonex01> man i did it 2 hours ago
[16:15] <Pici> 11023002:2010-08-12 08:14:45 <?majdekalel> www.echostech.com/writer/x/
[16:15] <Pici> 11023005-2010-08-12 08:14:57 <Pici> majdekalel: This channel is only for Ubuntu support.
[16:15] <Pici> 11023006-2010-08-12 08:15:06 <?majdekalel> oh man ok
[16:15] <Phonex01> ok its today
[16:16] <Phonex01> not yesterday
[16:16] <Pici> No, today is 2010-08-13
[16:16] <Phonex01> i have just post this
[16:16] <Phonex01> belive me man
[16:16] <Phonex01> ok no problem
[16:16] <Phonex01> i'm sorry
[16:16] <Phonex01> i have question
[16:16] <Pici> Ask.
[16:17] <Phonex01> can i build domian controller on ubunt server ?
[16:17] <Phonex01> like in windows >?
[16:17] <Pici> This isn't a support channel.
[16:17] <Phonex01> oh god
[16:17] <Phonex01> and when i enter the support room the kick my ass
[16:17] <Phonex01> what i have to do !!!
[16:18] <jpds> Learn to respect the rules.
[16:18] <Phonex01> i respect it
[16:19] <jpds> them*
[16:19] <Phonex01> oh english man
[16:19] <Phonex01> i respect them
[16:19] <Phonex01> are you from USA ?
[16:19] <jpds> No.
[16:19] <Phonex01> where ?
[16:20] <Phonex01> in which galaxy you live in ?
[16:20] <ikonia> this is stupid
[16:20] <ikonia> why are we wasting time discussing this with liars/time waters
[16:21] <charlie-tca> "it" is a single rule; "them" are all the rules
[16:21] <Pici> Phonex01: Can we get back on topic of your ban?
[16:21] <Pici> Phonex01: Do you understand why you were removed from the channel?
[16:22] <Phonex01> oh oh oh
[16:22] <Phonex01> hi all of you guys ????
[16:22] <Phonex01> ok
[16:22] <Phonex01> i will ask
[16:23] <Phonex01> can i build an domain controller on ubuntu ?
[16:23] <Phonex01> like in windows ?
[16:23] <bazhang> still not a support channel
[16:23] <Phonex01> oh god
[16:23] <Phonex01> in this room you learn me how to respect rules ???
[16:23] <Phonex01> is there any test for this ??
[16:23] <Pici> Phonex01: Please answer my question.
[16:24] <Phonex01> which one ?
[16:24] <Pici> Phonex01: Do you understand why you were removed from the channel?
[16:24] <Phonex01> no i don't
[16:24] <Phonex01> and you dont have the right to kick me out
[16:24] <Phonex01> coz i dod nothing wrong
[16:24] <Phonex01> dod-did
[16:25] <Pici> Phonex01: Please take a look at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines and let me know if that helps you figure out why you were removed.
[16:25] <Phonex01> i dont want to take a look
[16:25] <Phonex01> ok thank you
[16:25] <Phonex01> i will go out by myself
[16:25] <Phonex01> coz i dont think you are here for help
[16:25] <jpds> OK, see ya.
[16:26] <Pici> Have a nice day.
[16:26] <Phonex01> hi jpds i'm chating with pici not with you
[16:26] <Phonex01> so keep your moth shut
[16:26] <bazhang> yikes
[16:26] <Pici> Phonex01: We are all being civil, we kindly ask the same of you.
[16:27] <Phonex01> i'm civil too
[16:27] <Phonex01> pici how old are you ?
[16:27] <Pici> Phonex01: Why does it matter?
[16:28] <Phonex01> oh , its just a question
[16:28] <Phonex01> ok i'm sorry to ask this question
[16:29] <Phonex01> but i hope you are not a woman
[16:29] <Pici> Whys that?
[16:29] <Phonex01> i dont like women
[16:29] <Phonex01> at all
[16:30] <Phonex01> Benjamin is it a Female name ?
[16:30] <jpds> Potentially.
[16:30] <Pici> Phonex01: If you can't answer my question, then I'm going to have to ask you to leave here until you can.
[16:31] <bazhang> !no sv is <reply> Svensk Ubuntu- och Kubuntusupport hittar du i #ubuntu-se resp. #kubuntu-se
[16:31] <bazhang> !sv
[16:31] <Pici> bazhang: ...
[16:31] <Pici> !no sv is <alias> se
[16:31] <Phonex01> pici ?
[16:31] <bazhang> Pici, yes?
[16:31] <Pici> bazhang: I had already fixed it
[16:32] <Phonex01> oh oh
[16:32] <bazhang> and I knew that how?
[16:32] <Phonex01> its a gain of managers
[16:32] <Pici> bazhang: because you're psychic ;)
[16:32] <Phonex01> hi people
[16:32] <Phonex01> pici are you woman ?
[16:32] <Phonex01> plz answer me
[16:32] <ikonia> end this
[16:33] <Phonex01> W?
[16:33] <bazhang> this is the guy from earlier
[16:33] <bazhang> whysoserious
[16:33] <Pici> Phonex01: That shouldn't matter to this conversation.
[16:33] <Phonex01> for me it is !!
[16:33] <ikonia> yes Phonex01 and majdekalel and whysoserious are the same user.
[16:33] <Phonex01> ohhh
[16:34] <Phonex01> clever man
[16:34] <maco> then you need to explore what's wrong with you that makes you have a problem with women
[16:34] <ikonia> The user is a known liar and is unable to discuss the issue sensibly so lets end this
[16:34] <bazhang> agreed
[16:34] <Phonex01> haaaaaaaaaa
[16:34] <Phonex01> you gonna fix me !!
[16:34] <Phonex01> i need a doctor
[16:35] <Phonex01> pici if you are a man and not from USA then i'm sorry
[16:35] <Phonex01> but if you are a woman or from USA i'm NOT sorry
[16:35] <Phonex01> ok now i'm ready to respect the rules
[16:35] <Phonex01> get me back to support channel
[16:35] <Pici> Phonex01: I'm sorry, it doesn't work like that.
[16:36]  * maco thinks respecting people is part of respecting the rules
[16:36] <Pici> Phonex01: You may depart here when ready.
[16:36] <Phonex01> ready for what ?
[16:36] <Phonex01> is it a correction ?
[16:37] <Pici> Phonex01: Since you don't seem to understand the rules enough to understand why you were banned, I'm afraid that I cannot unban you.
[16:37] <Phonex01> unban ?
[16:37] <Phonex01> i'm not Iran
[16:37] <jpds>  
[16:37] <ikonia> this is beyond a joke
[16:38] <Pici> ikonia: I'm aware.
[16:38] <knome> agreed
[16:38] <bazhang> Phonex01, please part the channel
[16:38] <Pici> Phonex01: I'm asking you to leave.  In a moment I will do it myself.
[16:38] <Phonex01> oh oh oh
[16:38] <Phonex01> ok ok
[16:38] <Phonex01> i'm sorry
[16:39] <Phonex01> i respect the rules
[16:39] <Phonex01> i respect the rules
[16:39] <Phonex01> i respect the rules
[16:39] <bazhang> okay then. bye.
[16:39] <Pici> toodles.
[16:39] <knome> fss
[16:39]  * popey hugs Pici 
[16:39] <jpds> popey: Do you have a hilight on toodles?
[16:40] <knome> or a script :P
[16:40] <bazhang> hehe
[16:40] <popey> no, what do you think I am? mental?
[16:40]  * popey sets a hilight on toodles
[16:40] <bazhang> err no!
[16:40] <Pici> errno ENOTOODLES?
[16:40] <maco> AlanBell has a hilight on "chicken" doesnt he?
[16:40] <Pici> Anyway, sorry for dragging that out.
[16:40] <knome> maco, haha
[16:40] <ikonia> no, shouldn't have interupted
[16:46] <popey> i have marmite on hilight
[16:46] <maco> ew
[16:52] <bazhang> [ipc] (~mtm@bas1-richmondhill34-1176125496.dsl.bell.ca): mtm  ban removed?
[16:54] <bazhang> ban evading as of yesterday
[17:08] <IdleOne> still ban evading
[17:08] <bazhang> already parted
[17:08] <IdleOne> ok
[17:08] <IdleOne> good morning
[17:08] <bazhang> he's got tons of proxies/etc
[17:43] <IdleOne> @mark #ubuntu mrman208 (~mrman208@74.194.156.243) Did the swear and run trick.
[18:07] <Flannel> That ikonia, he's a troublemaker.
[18:08] <knome> definitely!
[18:08] <knome> always trying to explaing boring and lame rules stuff
[18:08] <knome> totally offtopic asl well!
[18:08] <IdleOne> heh
[18:08] <IdleOne> Flannel: knome Should I set a perm ban on him?
[18:09] <Flannel> Also, can't these things just be spammed in -monitor?  instead of pinging everyone and their mother?
[18:10] <knome> IdleOne, yeah, he's never able to solve out all his bans. ;)
[18:10] <IdleOne> Flannel: +1 on that
[18:11] <knome> Flannel, is ubottu also in ircnet? i mean, my mother is not in freenode, but exclusively in ircnet
[18:12] <Flannel> knome: You're obviously not everybody!
[18:12] <Flannel> er, everyone.
[18:12] <knome> Flannel, damn. :) so does that mean ubottu is not in ircnet? :(
[18:12] <knome> poor mom
[18:12] <knome> doesn't get notices
[18:12] <Flannel> knome: She's missing out
[18:12] <IdleOne> mom could do multi network
[18:13] <knome> IdleOne, she's already at ircnet and messenger. :)
[18:13] <IdleOne> so adding freenode wouldn't be to complicated
[18:13] <knome> IdleOne, no, not really, with the vnc connection i can take
[18:18] <AntiStupidz> Who knows SSL
[18:18] <AntiStupidz> Fucken useless bastards
[18:18] <IdleOne> AntiStupidz: aka ipc aka MTMz this is not a support channel
[18:19] <knome> ugh
[18:19] <IdleOne> the language rule applies here also
[18:19] <IdleOne> seems my ban forward works on him now
[18:19] <knome> i'm sure he was the least patient guy i've ever seen
[18:20] <IdleOne> he's a troll
[18:20] <knome> sure, but still, that was pretty quick.
[18:20] <knome> i'm sure he used all the time between the lines typing the other.
[18:20] <Flannel> slow typer
[18:21] <knome> ;)
[18:21] <knome> that too
[18:21] <knome> he should have a script for that
[18:21] <knome> oh wait... no
[18:21] <knome> ;)
[18:21] <maco> he also can't spell his swearwords
[18:22] <knome> maco, aha, so HE'S the one who owns the words?
[18:22] <knome> ;)
[18:23] <IdleOne> he also fails at /msg
[18:23] <knome> how cure
[18:23] <knome> *cute
[18:24] <knome> if a bad troll can't type his swearwords, what does it make me when i can't type "cute" ?
[18:24] <IdleOne> now in debian calling channel ops retarded
[18:24] <knome> hmm
[18:24] <knome> i think being a bastard is better than being a retard
[18:25] <Pici> I don't think I'd like for anyone to be called either.
[18:27] <IdleOne> agreed, both are very not nice
[18:28] <knome> of course, but if you have to choose one..
[18:28] <IdleOne> When the road ahead of you splits in two, pick the third path
[18:29] <knome> or pee on the crossway.
[18:29] <IdleOne> ha
[22:24] <Flannel> maco: Done
[22:24] <maco> Flannel: thanks
[22:24] <maco> and just putting that -#channelname will automatically make ubottu do the right thing, right?
[22:25] <maco> oh looks like yes. yay!
[22:27] <nhandler> maco: Yeah, the -#channelname makes it a per channel factoid
[22:31] <maco> nhandler: yeah i just had reason to use it ;-)
[22:34] <Seeker`> zomgreally?!
[22:34] <maco> (you know, to go with !girls)
[22:34] <maco> Seeker`: REALLY common question!
[22:34] <Seeker`> they have men on the internet now?
[22:34] <maco> "are there men here?"
[22:34] <maco> oh dang
[22:34] <maco> hmmm
[22:34] <maco> any way to make those apply to #ubuntu-women-project too?
[22:35] <maco> like !foo-#ubuntu-women*  ? or should use an alias, or what?
[22:35] <nhandler> maco: Just create an alias to the channel-specific factoid
[22:35] <maco> !no guidelines-#ubuntu-women-project is <alias> guidelines-#ubuntu-women
[22:35] <maco> like that?
[22:36] <nhandler> maco: Added.
[22:36] <nhandler> And you only need !no if it already exists
[22:37] <maco> ubottu error'd at me when i tried !guidelines-#ubuntu-women is <reply>... and when i tried without the ! in a PM
[22:37] <nhandler> maco: For !men, should that be channel specific? !girls is more generic and not only applicable to Ubuntu Women
[22:37] <nhandler> Hmm...I thought tsimpson had fixed that bux. Let me check the status of that on LP
[22:37] <maco> the UW channels are the only place anyone ever asks "are men allowed in here?"
[22:38] <maco> i guess it could be universal and nobody would bother with it elsewhere...
[22:38] <nhandler> maco: Added
[22:39] <maco> nhandler: alias for -project too please?
[22:39] <nhandler> maco: Already added that :)
[22:39] <maco> wait which?
[22:39] <nhandler> maco: Both guidelines and men
[22:39] <maco> ubottu didnt respond when i said men-#ubuntu-women-project
[22:39] <maco> oh i guess it wouldve error'd
[22:39] <maco> so it probably was like "i already said taht, you silly!"
[22:40] <maco> thank you nhandler *hug*
[22:40] <nhandler> :)