[10:05] <ikonia> Hadoop4Life in #ubuntu - = bacta ban dodging
[10:14] <gnomefreak> .win 4
[10:30] <jussi> !maverick
[10:31] <jussi> maverick =~ s/Not/NOT/
[10:31] <jussi> !maverick =~ s/Not/NOT/
[10:31] <jussi> !maverick
[10:31] <jussi> !maverick =~ s/Not/NOT/
[10:31] <jussi> stupid bot
[10:34]  * Tm_T huggles jussi
[10:34] <jussi> heh
[10:48] <persia> !natty
[10:48] <persia> Should that also mention " NOT released and Not Available" ?
[10:53] <gord> well maverick is available
[10:54] <persia> Right, but natty isn't :)
[10:54] <gord> ah sorry, just got up ;)
[10:56] <ikonia> I was talking to newbie in pm, but he started pm spamming users while I was talking, so he's gone
[10:56] <Tm_T> persia: "it won't be available yet for a long time" or something more witty
[10:56] <bazhang> yep
[10:57]  * persia is all for wittiness, but has a depressingly short supply on the desk
[10:57] <newbie420> hi i need one of you idiots to unban me from #ubuntu, now.
[10:57] <bazhang> that won't happen
[10:58] <persia> Um, while I admire the immediate, public raising of dispute, this seems to lack the "with respect" bit that is generally encouraged.
[10:58] <newbie420> I am requiring support for an Ubuntu problem.
[10:58] <Tm_T> newbie420: sorry but that kind of attitude doesn't help your cause
[11:01] <newbie420> How can I speak with Mark Shuttleworth about poor support in the #Ubuntu channel?
[11:01] <bazhang> nettolo, not here, #ubuntu-irc
[11:02] <bazhang> nettolo, please exit this channel
[11:02] <ikonia> careful bazhang you've just fed nettolo
[11:02] <ikonia> newbie420:
[11:02] <bazhang> ikonia, argh
[11:02] <ikonia> why can't I op in -irc ?
[11:02] <newbie420> Hello? I need my question answered Please.
[11:02] <bazhang> sorry
[11:03] <ikonia> newbie420: it's not going to happen while you are being rude in channels
[11:04] <bazhang> yikes. my fault, sorry all
[11:04] <jpds> I think that doesn't happen at all, regardless of being rude.
[11:04] <ikonia> shame on you
[11:04] <ikonia> no, but I won't answer while being rude
[11:04] <ikonia> the answer is "you can't"
[11:04] <bazhang> seems the trolls were trolling each other
[11:24] <elky> In the cute way or the obnoxious way?
[11:25] <jussi> nettolo: is there anything further you need from us?
[11:32] <nettolo> hi
[11:32] <nettolo> i need help
[11:32] <nettolo> i can't enter on ubuntu-it channell
[11:33] <ikonia> nettolo: you where told to resolve this in #ubuntu-irc channel
[11:33] <nettolo> a ok
[11:33] <nettolo> sorry
[11:33] <nettolo> bye
[11:33] <ikonia> bye
[11:54]  * Bacta blows his troll horn
[11:54] <Bacta> TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
[11:54] <Tm_T> Bacta: please
[11:55] <gnomefreak> s/please/please stop?
[11:56] <Tm_T> Bacta: if you do not anything to discuss, I have to ask you to leave this channel
[11:56] <Tm_T> gnomefreak: just general please
[11:56] <gnomefreak> k
[11:57] <Bacta> Troll Troll Trollllllllllllllll
[11:57] <ikonia> speaking to staff about him and his cloak
[11:57] <ikonia> he was ban dodging in #ubuntu earlier
[11:57] <gnomefreak> i think i know that name from last week
[11:57] <Tm_T> how he did get his cloak back again?
[11:57] <ikonia> no-ones awake at this time
[11:57] <ikonia> Tm_T: I don't know
[11:57] <ikonia> another promise of "I'll be good"
[11:57] <ikonia> just a wate of time him even being on the network
[11:58] <ikonia> as soon as a staff member wakes up, I'll prod them
[12:00] <ikonia> quiet day for staff today, must all be busy or on a day off
[12:02] <Bacta> Eyishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[12:02] <Bacta> Pow
[12:03] <ikonia> utter pointless
[12:07] <Mamarok> nothing new
[13:39] <tracy69> ikonia ?
[13:40] <tracy69> ikonia ? anyone here ?
[13:41] <Pici> tracy69: ikonia was here a moment ago, he should be back shortly.
[13:41] <tracy69> why did he ban me from ubuntu +1 ??
[13:42] <Pici> Presuably becuase you were asking Lucid questions in there.
[13:42] <tracy69> no i dodnt
[13:42] <tracy69> didnt
[13:44] <Pici> tracy69: I'd prefer for ikonia to handle this if you don't mind.  I believe  he will return soon.
[13:46] <tracy69> i have two one pc other laptop on one im running 10.04 on other 10.10 when he banned me i got his message that i use 10.04 so i should use ubuntu+1 dont know whats wrong with him mayhe he should see a doctor or something
[15:39] <ikonia> rats missed her
[15:39] <ikonia> sorry about that
[16:52] <Pici> !ops | Please check your bans
[16:53] <Pici> Indeed I did.
[16:53] <gnomefreak> what?
[16:53] <Pici> Clean up your #ubuntu bans.
[16:53] <gnomefreak> i dont have any AFAIK
[16:53] <Pici> Then ignore ;)
[16:53] <gnomefreak> good
[16:53] <gnomefreak> thanks
[18:25] <ikonia> done
[18:25] <Pici> ty
[19:35]  * Pici is busy can't watch -offtopic
[19:36] <Pici> + comma somewhere in there.
[20:54] <jpds> < ubottu> Ubuntu 8.04 LTS (Hardy Heron) was the eighth release of Ubuntu. Downloading: http://releases.ubuntu.com/8.04 - See !lts for more details.
[20:54] <jpds> using mirrors++;
[20:56] <mneptok> using torrents +++++
[20:56]  * mneptok actually installed Hardy server in a VM last night
[20:56] <jpds> Can we remove the ref to releases.u.c?
[20:57] <mneptok> i wouldn't. if we do, we'll have to keep track of what mirrors are still functional.
[20:57] <jpds> Oh, that's easy.
[20:57] <mneptok> will *you* remember to do it, and adjust the factoid when necessary?
[21:44] <charlie-tca> hm, I just lost a user in #xubuntu when I told him/her nick-away is not okay
[21:44] <Tm_T> charlie-tca: not new
[21:51] <charlie-tca> I sent sick_fox here. having issues joining #ubuntu
[21:51] <sick_fox> I cant join the channel ubuntu
[21:51] <sick_fox> what could be wrong?
[21:52] <mneptok> #ubuntu is set +r, so only users that have identified for their registered nicks can /join
[21:53] <sick_fox> and how could I register my nick? or where?
[21:54] <mneptok>  /msg NickServ help
[21:54] <mneptok> or ask in #freenode
[21:54] <Tm_T> !nicksetup
[21:54] <sick_fox> thx
[21:54] <Tm_T> well, that suits for this too I guess
[22:01] <IdleOne> sick_fox: join #ubuntu-unregged and answer the bots question, it will invite you to join #ubuntu after you answer correctly. register if you want to avoid this in the future
[22:05] <sick_fox> IdleOne, thx for help but finally it will be good to go to bed Big thanks for help to all
[22:11] <IdleOne> floodbot1 does not appear to be doing it's job properly in -unregged
[22:12] <IdleOne> it is asking questions but not sending invite when it gets the answer
[22:39] <IdleOne> keep an eye on woodcock and shuttlecock.
[23:19] <knome> charlie-tca, no, i mean dreamtraveler quit with his awaynick the last time as well
[23:19] <knome> then came back with normal nick
[23:20] <charlie-tca> He did?
[23:20] <knome> yep.
[23:20] <charlie-tca> I missed that, then
[23:20] <charlie-tca> He is doing it intentionally now.
[23:20] <knome> only 10 or 15 minutes after the awaynick episode
[23:20] <knome> the a banforward to here then..
[23:20] <charlie-tca> ah
[23:20] <charlie-tca> a good way to pretend "I didn't know"?
[23:21] <knome> ;)
[23:21] <knome> probably
[23:21] <knome> can you remember how to banforward again?
[23:21] <charlie-tca> nope
[23:21] <charlie-tca> these guys do it all the time, but I never used it
[23:23] <IdleOne> /mode #channel +b user@host$#channel-forwarded-to
[23:24] <knome> IdleOne, just figured that out :)
[23:24] <IdleOne> https://wiki.ubuntu.com/nhandler/OperatorGuide#Adding%20marks
[23:24] <knome> we'll probably see him popping here then ;)
[23:25] <knome> IdleOne, do i need to be logged in somewhere?
[23:25] <charlie-tca> Heh
[23:25] <IdleOne> logged in?
[23:25] <knome> IdleOne, to @mark
[23:25] <IdleOne> @btlogin
[23:26] <knome> do i need an account for that? ;]
[23:26] <knome> @btlogin
[23:26] <IdleOne> might have to do it via msg
[23:26] <IdleOne> and yes you do need to be added to the bot for bt
[23:26] <knome> yep, i'm not there
[23:27] <knome> who could do that? :)
[23:27] <IdleOne> talk to jussi I believe
[23:27] <knome> okay, i will. thanks
[23:27] <IdleOne> sure thing
[23:35] <IdleOne> what does pl0x mean exactly?
[23:35] <mneptok> "because i sure can't, and i have tried."
[23:35] <knome> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pl0x
[23:36] <knome> ud++
[23:37] <IdleOne> according to that it means please
[23:37] <knome> so you think it can't mean please in the sentence you just read?
[23:38] <maco> i wouldve guessed pix, but i figured if he's swearing and asking for girls, he needs a slap on the wrist
[23:38] <knome> heh
[23:39] <h00k> pl0x ~= "please"
[23:41] <IdleOne> ok, safe to assume pl0x is not nice?
[23:41] <IdleOne> it is an annoying way to say please that is for sure
[23:41] <knome> i suppose not in a nice intention at least, or at least the sayer is annoying.
[23:43] <jpds> Gary: ...
[23:44] <h00k> was klined
[23:44] <IdleOne> and it was Gary`
[23:46] <gord> i hate those little back ticks, i always think there is something on my netbook screen
[23:47] <IdleOne> gord: it's moving
[23:47] <IdleOne> get it
[23:48] <IdleOne> :P