[01:27] Pici: seems shirleytoole is telling people to delete /var/lib/dpkg/status [01:31] IdleOne: looks like its not a good idea to delete that file [01:31] yup [01:31] the dpkg manpage mentions that a daily backup is made just in case something happens to it [01:31] yoyoyo [01:32] shirleytoole: thank you for joining [01:32] we have been told you are telling people to do rm /var/lib/dpkg/status [01:32] may I know why? [01:33] coz you pussies need to get rid of your training wheels and at least be justified in being smug douschebags [01:33] I see [01:33] ok then, the ban stays [01:33] Pici: ^^^ [01:35] shirleytoole, you should probably read the guidelines. [01:35] !guidelines [01:35] The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/Guidelines [01:36] tl;dr [01:38] you know what i think "ubuntu" translates to? [01:38] debian for niggers [01:41] shirleytoole: please part this channel [01:41] why? [01:41] u mad? [01:42] ty [01:42] ty [01:43] Hello Licuadora [01:43] How can I help you? [01:43] you will be back [03:11] Might be a good idea to keep an eye on ^DEMOSS^ and ROBOG3N3S1S in #u [03:45] * h00k notes [04:57] In #ubuntu, Gryllida said: !Hi is Welcome to the Official Ubuntu Support Channel! Ask your questions, help others. The channel guidelines are at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IrcGuidelines . Enjoy your stay! === bazhang_ is now known as bazhang [07:35] the internet is weird [07:36] You just noticed this? [07:36] qwert has a friend PM'ing me to apologise for him to me for his use of my nick [07:36] (yes, i have guard set and a nick password, he was doing maco_motu and various other things) [07:40] a "friend" is that a bit like a "brother" ? [07:40] dunno [07:41] vaguely reminiscient of the bygone days when folks would duel [07:44] I was just refering to the usual troll strategy of "my brother got onto the pc and did it" :D [07:44] yeah i know [07:45] hi jpds [07:45] hi Jordan_U [07:45] sorry jpds [07:45] "was my brother" "dude, it was EVERYONE's brother" [07:45] Hi, Smail is likely a troll in #ubuntu. === jussi01_ is now known as jussi [08:56] In #ubuntu, atude said: ubottu: this is the internet, that cannot be true === ts2 is now known as Guest59097 === Guest59097 is now known as ts2 [11:06] have we just had a netsplit or was it my connection [11:07] ikonia: 2 hours back we had one [11:08] i was left on a lonely server without services and my bouncer went nuts [11:09] lol [11:09] invite only channels kept inviting and kicking me :) [11:19] jussi: I see a disconnect about 10, not sure if thats the split or me [11:19] (10 my time which is about 1 hour 20 ago) [11:19] [12:00:17] <-- ikonia (~mattd@unaffiliated/ikonia) has quit (Max SendQ exceeded) [11:20] ikonia, netsplit was around that time. [11:20] (9:00 UTC or so) [11:20] persia: I see the split at about 8 utc... [11:20] jussi: Hmmm, that appears to be my connection, but it's not dropped, odd [11:21] jussi, I see break at 8 UTC and rejoins at 9 (and I switched servers inbetween there somewhere). [12:19] he had me at 'ubuntards' [12:26] bazhang: heh [14:29] Hello petabit, anything we can help you with? === _Dave2_ is now known as Dave2 [14:59] petabit: if you have no issue, please don't idle here [16:08] What the hell? [16:08] What the hell, is going on here!? [16:09] What do you mean I am banned!? [16:09] @login [16:09] The operation succeeded. [16:09] @btlogin [16:09] Licuadora: hang in there, topyli is looking into it [16:09] Licuadora: You have been forwarded here because I personally saw you curse in #ubuntu and then part, presumable to avoid being kicked [16:10] I saw this happen at least two times [16:10] ah [16:10] I just wanted to remind you [16:10] !guidelines [16:10] The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/Guidelines [16:10] No, i cursed because I waited a LOT and nobody would answe me, so I cursed and left, angry and MAD [16:10] and also the !COC [16:11] And it only happen once [16:11] Licuadora: cursing in any Ubuntu channels is not acceptable [16:11] Well, what can I do if all of them are ignoring me? [16:11] Sometimes help is not available. Just because a person has a question does not mean the there is someone around with the answer [16:11] Licuadora: You be patient :) [16:12] I can't be patient if my system could die at any moment [16:12] Ubuntu is not that stable, you know that [16:13] Licuadora: Ubuntu is extremely stable on my system but that is not the point here. What I want you to understand is that our community is built on respect [16:14] Licuadora: you can't demand support. you can ask your question and hope that someone is able and willing to help you, and has the time to do so [16:14] respect means that, nobody is allowed to curse for any reason [16:14] if you want guaranteed and immediate support, you should consider commercial support options [16:14] THERE IT IS! [16:14] $$$ [16:14] I knew it [16:15] Licuadora: this is not about money. this is about respecting our community and the rules we have chosen to follow [16:15] I guess I'll just have to get to the idea of bad tech support because I am poor [16:15] i sure hope you were aware of the fact that people generally are not at your service [16:16] What's Ubuntu channel for then? [16:16] support [16:16] see? [16:16] but [16:16] that does not mean the support you need is always available [16:16] and that also does not mean because you didn't get a answer you can swear at us [16:18] Well, can I say the F word...? [16:18] Licuadora: IF I decide to remove the ban, will you be able to follow our rules? [16:18] NO you can not say the F word or any other bad word [16:18] You see, I did not said: F*** You all, I just said F***! [16:18] But like saying F**** me! [16:18] it is still cursing and we do not want to see it [16:19] this is how people react when are desperate forn an ansewr and are being ignored [16:19] so NO you can't say FUCK ME or FUCK all by itself. [16:19] HEY! [16:19] !ohmy [16:19] Please remember that all Ubuntu IRC channels share the same attitude of providing friendly and polite interaction with all users of all ages and cultures. Basically, this means no foul language and no abuse towards others. [16:19] you sid the F word! [16:19] Licuadora: I said it to make a point [16:20] What if I wanted to make a point of my feelings? [16:20] ¿...? [16:20] the point is that even if the swearing is not directed at a person it is still offensive [16:20] Ah, ok [16:20] Licuadora: obfuscated swearing is still swearing. in fact i find it doubly offensive because it insults our intelligence [16:20] Not your intelegence, your attitude [16:20] as you noticed when I used the F word Pici was offended by it and did !ohmy [16:20] You could have just said, WAIT [16:21] Licuadora: IF I decide to remove the ban, will you be able to follow our rules? [16:21] The point is, I changed Windows for Ubuntu and i .... [16:21] maybe... [16:21] maybe yes [16:22] yes [16:22] No the point is, you have to follow our channel policies or you can't use our channel. [16:22] i get it [16:22] Licuadora: I hope you do. because I will not hesitate to ban you again if I have to. [16:23] can I use symbols like: %$"x¿* [16:23] to express myself¿ [16:23] Licuadora: no symbols to hide swearing [16:23] damn!! [16:23] is damn a bad word? [16:23] some people think it is [16:23] hm [16:24] well, maybe an emoticon will do [16:24] By the way, why don't you have emoticons in this IRC? [16:24] So just to make sure, I will remove the ban and you agree to follow channel policy correct? [16:24] YES [16:24] the idea is to be civil and try to not offend anyone. we're not going to provide you a list of acceptable vocabulary [16:24] irc doesn't support it [16:24] It should [16:25] ok the ban has been removed. Please join #ubuntu and enjoy. [16:25] That way we can express our feelings without being banned [16:25] hmm? [16:25] you can use emoticons just fine, you just have to type them out :) [16:25] Allrigth [16:25] >:-( [16:26] Licuadora: if there is nothing else please part this channel and have a great day :) [16:26] >:-( FINE! [16:27] GOOD BYE [16:27] good bye [16:27] ;) [16:32] if irc ever does support the IM style emoticons. I swear I will set my computer on fire. [16:33] those moving smiley things are annoying as all. [16:33] you can get a client that supports them. on ubuntu. try pidgin :) [16:33] no thanks [16:33] :P [16:34] I mean if it becomes standard [16:34] in all clients :( [16:34] doesn't unicode have emoticons? [16:35] I just don't want to see dancing happy faces in my irc [16:35] is that to much to ask for? [16:35] I think not! [16:35] therefor I aren't [16:42] ☺ [19:26] where is the right place to discuss #ubuntu-de affairs, my channel ban and things like that? [19:26] GPenguin: #ubuntu-irc [19:26] thanks [19:26] GPenguin: Or #ubuntu-de-osp [19:26] oops [19:39] he'll get there eventually :P [20:05] In #ubuntu-women, rww said: !forget howdy [20:09] ubottu: forget howdy [20:09] I'll forget that, Pici [20:10] ubottu: forget hey [20:20] * Pici tries to figure out whats going on in -irc [20:20] someone's going to be banned there too, that's not smart [20:21] * ts2 tried, and failed [20:22] Can't someone quiet GPenguin? [20:22] heh [20:27] charlie-tca: if don't get it now, I will give him some hard nudge [20:39] And now they're talking about the conversation in -irc in other channels. [20:39] expected [20:46] erk, paddy frank, isnt he klined? === maco2 is now known as maco