[01:05] <Pici> ikonia: I'm getting frustrated just reading #ubuntu
[01:05] <ikonia> I'm close to hanging myself
[01:06] <elky> :(
[01:06]  * elky confiscates ikonia's shoelaces and belt.
[01:07] <ikonia> too late, my spirit is dead
[01:07] <elky> Oh, you still had one of those?
[01:07] <ikonia> a little
[01:08]  * IdleOne hands ikonia a piece of chocolate
[01:08] <IdleOne> sooths the spirit
[01:08] <ikonia> it will take more than that
[01:13] <ikonia> all that and he wasn't typing it right
[01:13] <IdleOne> :)
[01:13] <h00k> My VPS was powered off :(
[01:15] <IdleOne> power it back on, send a nasty email, call someone.
[01:15] <IdleOne> none of which will help you right away
[01:15] <IdleOne> so ignore me
[01:21] <ikonia> I think I'm going to turn in, please watch #ubuntu it's not good tonight
[01:23]  * h00k heads over to #ubuntu
[05:10] <maco> um theres a user named akshit_  ... the "shit" in there makes me think maybe they should change it. but then it might be some other language...
[05:16] <Flannel> Yeah, that's a regular name
[05:17] <IdleOne> staff you may want to talk to AndChat| (~AndChat@206.sub-97-36-248.myvzw.com) sending dcc exploits
[05:50] <yagoo> how come i can't join #ubuntu?
[05:50] <yagoo> ?
[05:50] <IdleOne> just a moment yagoo
[05:52] <IdleOne> yagoo you were banned because of excessive off topic chatter in #ubuntu
[05:52] <IdleOne> and when asked to stop you continued
[05:52] <IdleOne> sound about right to you?
[05:54] <yagoo> ?
[05:55] <IdleOne> what didn't you understand about what I said?
[05:55] <yagoo> i cant even remember the last time i was on ubuntu.. i'm helping um what_if with his ubuntu
[05:55] <yagoo> in #linux
[05:55] <IdleOne> was on the 16th
[05:55] <yagoo> Well i think someone has made a mistake.
[05:55] <yagoo> :/
[05:55] <yagoo> hmm
[05:56] <IdleOne> !guidelines > yagoo
[05:56] <yagoo> well if u decide to cut the community short..
[05:56] <yagoo> that's fine with me..
[05:56] <IdleOne> !coc > yagoo
[05:56] <yagoo> i didnt do anything..
[05:56] <IdleOne> fine then
[05:57] <IdleOne> I was going to ask that he reads those links and I would remove the ban....
[06:44] <jussi> IdleOne: perhaps its better to say, Im going to send you a few links to read... blah then send the links. feels a bit rude to join and be talking to people, the suddenly staert "spamming" with links/bot stuff.
[06:45] <IdleOne> makes sense. I'll let them know before sending links next time.
[06:49] <jussi> :)
[06:57] <knome> morning people
[07:01] <jussi> morning knome
[08:06] <Jordan_U> BEAT_MODE in #ubuntu is probably a troll.
[08:07] <Jordan_U> Definitely a troll.
[08:18] <jussi> Jordan_U: sorted now?
[08:18] <Jordan_U> Yes.
[08:26] <lahwran> I don't want to actually call !ops in #ubuntu-offtopic, but LavaEagle can't seem to get !msgthebot into his head
[08:26] <lahwran> would one of you mind helping explain to him? ;)
[08:27] <jussi> lahwran: hi
[08:27] <jussi> is it still a problem?
[08:27] <lahwran> well ... it's a rather laid-back problem, it's not serious flooding or anything
[08:27] <lahwran> hence my hesitation to make good on my threat to call !ops
[08:28] <lahwran> but yes, he is still misusing the bot
[08:28] <jussi> yeah, Im reading now, and Gary is being awesome
[08:28] <Gary> \o/
[08:28] <jussi> Gary: you a named op in there?
[08:28] <Gary> got the day off today, for dossing about, expect more! :-)
[08:29] <jussi> lahwran: ok, thanks for the heads up. anything else we can help you with?
[08:29] <Gary> yes, named
[08:29] <jussi> Gary: great, Ill go back to work then :)
[08:30] <lahwran> no, that's it :)
[08:30] <jussi> lahwran: you might want to take a peak at the topic here sometime soon
[08:31]  * Gary dies a little
[08:33] <jpds> But it's your day off?
[08:35] <Gary> the dieing was in relating to making yet another joke about the CoC in -offtopic
[08:35] <Gary> relation even
[08:35] <Gary> needmoarcoffee
[08:36] <jpds> Gary: Was Daviey involved?
[08:37] <Gary> for once, no, it was all my fault
[08:38] <jussi> Gary: since when was it ever not your fault? :D
[08:38] <Gary> true
[08:38]  * jussi huggles Gary
[09:18]  * Daviey glares
[09:18] <Daviey> passionately
[09:19]  * Gary licks
[09:19]  * knome huggles Daviey from the back
[09:20] <Gary> he likes that
[09:20] <Daviey> :o
[09:21]  * Daviey closes his mouth
[09:21]  * knome tickles Daviey from the armpit
[09:22] <Daviey> *from*?
[09:22] <knome> O:)
[10:18] <tonyyarusso> great, apparently it's a weird day :)
[12:51] <ikonia> @mark #ubuntu ghassen continued to ask about mac on PC installs, was warned in channel and in pm, was kicked, warned again in pm, came back with abuse, banned, now abusing in pm
[13:10] <Pici> ikonia: uname -a on a vps isn't always going to be accurate.  My linode uses a custom kernel.
[13:10] <Pici> And it runs Ubuntu.
[13:11] <ikonia> Pici: yup, but if it's a custom kernel - it's game over as they normally are custom images
[13:11] <ikonia> there we go,
[13:11] <elky> In which case the vps maker gets to do the supporting of whatever voodoo they used.
[13:11] <ikonia> exactly
[13:13] <Pici> Hah
[14:46] <jpds> I'm surprised we haven't been hit by http://capslockday.com/ yet.
[14:47] <Pici> We did a little bit, not much though.
[14:48] <Pici> #freenode has though.
[14:55]  * tonyyarusso HELPS OUT THE CAUSE FOR JPDS
[15:26] <jpds> WTH.
[15:27] <jpds> I think #ubuntu-server is going a step too far...
[15:27] <IdleOne> I was just looking at that.
[15:28] <IdleOne> no ubottu in -server?
[15:28] <IdleOne> never mind. I'm typoed again today
[16:41] <tonyyarusso> jpds: with caps?  /me isn't in it atm
[16:41] <jpds> tonyyarusso: Rude words.
[16:41] <tonyyarusso> ah
[18:39] <tsimpson_> jpds: (you're not in -bots-team) can you set '@channel #ubuntu-classroom plugins.Encyclopedia.ignores find info logs' and for #ubuntu-classroom-chat
[21:27] <Jordan_U> nozes in #ubuntu seems to be spamming links.
[22:04] <ikonia> Jordan_U: not again
[22:05] <Jordan_U> Thanks.
[22:05] <ikonia> Jordan_U: thanks,
[22:05] <ikonia> he's known
[22:06] <nozes> hello ikonia
[22:08] <Jordan_U> Now "dario" is spamming links.
[22:09] <Jordan_U> Probably because the channel is logged online.
[22:10] <nozes> vou ver desenho agorinha volto
[22:25] <ikonia> nozes: please hang on
[22:25] <ikonia> Jordan_U: I'm awake now, I'll keep an eye out, thanks
[22:26] <Jordan_U> You're welcome.
[22:27] <ikonia> nozes: apologies for the delay
[22:27] <ikonia> nozes: would you care to explain why you are posting links in #ubuntu ?
[22:31] <ikonia> nozes: if you are not going to respond could you please leave the channel and come back when you want to discuss your ban
[22:32] <nozes> ikonia, I returned!
[22:32] <ikonia> perfect
[22:32] <ikonia> apologies for the delay in getting to you
[22:33] <ikonia> nozes: so could you please explain why you where posting offtopic links in #ubuntu ?
[22:33] <nozes> smoothly
[22:33] <ikonia> pardon ?
[22:34] <nozes> No it was not important!
[22:34] <ikonia> nozes: ok, so why where you posting those links in #ubuntu ?
[22:35] <nozes> the number of people!
[22:35] <nozes> I thought that nobody had seen
[22:35] <ikonia> nozes: ok, now have you been banned in #ubuntu and other channels for doing this before ?
[22:35] <nozes> no
[22:36] <ikonia> now your telling me lies
[22:36] <ikonia> I know you have as I've banned you for it before and spoke to you about it, and I know staff have spoke to you about it for other channels
[22:36] <jpds> nozes: Have some respect, some of the entities are bots.
[22:36] <nozes> the other channels are not as rigid
[22:36] <ikonia> nozes: ubuntu is, and you've been banned from at least 2 ubuntu channels before for doing this
[22:37] <ikonia> nozes: I know because I've banned you for it, and spoke to you about it and then removed the ban
[22:37] <ikonia> I also know Freenode staff have spoke to you about it in other channels too
[22:37] <nozes> ikonia, yes, #ubuntu and #ubuntu-women
[22:37] <ikonia> nozes: ok - so now your telling the truth
[22:37] <nozes> only
[22:38] <ikonia> why did you lie when I asked you 2 minutes ago if you have been banned for doing this before
[22:38] <nozes> pardon
[22:38] <ikonia> nozes: I asked you if you had been banned for doing this before in #ubuntu channels and you said "no"
[22:39] <nozes> ikonia, I think I like to chat with you
[22:39] <nozes> xD
[22:39] <ikonia> nozes: ok, I think I'm going to leave this there, you clearly know what your doing and are trying to be a problem
[22:39] <ikonia> nozes: please leave the channel, I won't be removing your ubuntu ban any time soon
[22:40] <nozes> ikonia, really? so sad ;(
[22:40] <nozes> I like you?
[22:40] <nozes> I like you!
[22:40] <ikonia> nozes: please leave this channel, I don't wish to waste my time tonight
[22:41] <nozes> ikonia, when I come back to talk to you?
[22:42] <nozes> you're cool
[22:42] <ikonia> nozes: I'm not going to look at removing your ban for at least a month, so don't bother before then
[22:42] <ikonia> thanks, good night
[22:43] <nozes> ikonia, i do not know if I can get one month without talking to you!
[22:43] <nozes> I'm boring?
[22:44] <ikonia> nozes: this is the last time I'll ask, please leave this channel and do not come back before a month is up
[22:44] <bazhang> nozes, this channel is for official business, not social purposes; please exit the channel.
[22:45] <nozes> bazhang, friend, was banned from # ubuntu and told me to enter this
[22:46] <bazhang> nozes, I know, and that is concluded for the moment.
[22:46] <ikonia> !ops | nozes has been asked to leave multiple times and will not leave
[22:46] <ikonia> thank you niko
[22:46] <NIKO> you're welcome
[22:48] <jpds> Not the caps lock thing again.
[22:48] <ikonia> I hope not, I'm not cutting slack, it's days old
[22:52] <ikonia> hello angelox_123
[22:52] <angelox_123> hi
[22:53] <ikonia> angelox_123: one moment please
[22:53] <ikonia> nozes: why are you back ?
[22:53] <ikonia> NIKO: ping
[22:53] <ikonia> angelox_123: won't keep you a moment
[22:54] <angelox_123> i'm viewing what is the topic of this channel
[22:55] <angelox_123> sorry,i'm on wrong channel
[22:55] <angelox_123> i'll bail out
[22:55] <angelox_123> :D
[22:55] <ikonia> angelox_123: no problem
[22:55] <angelox_123> bye
[22:59] <ikonia> netsplit coming ?
[22:59] <marienz> I hope not
[23:00] <ikonia> did anyone else just super lag ?
[23:00] <bazhang> nope
[23:01] <ikonia> oh wow, the whole of my freenode session paused for about 60 seconds then caught up
[23:01] <marienz> I don't think I did and I'm on the same server as you are
[23:01] <ikonia> marienz: odd one
[23:02] <marienz> network connections can do that
[23:02] <ikonia> ha, true
[23:02] <ikonia> nothing else lagged though, very odd
[23:55] <Jordan_U> Alpha is refusing to stay on topic in #ubuntu.