[00:00] <mneptok> maco: not Jewish. don't live with Mom. have a significant other that *actually exists*. so prolly not.
[00:01] <mneptok> but i could go for the hairdo.
[00:01] <maco> scrawny, geeky, brightly coloured tight pants, frequently off-colour...
[00:03] <hypatia> maco: o snap
[00:03] <hypatia> er
[00:03] <hypatia> that o snap was directed at mneptok
[00:03] <hypatia> :)
[00:03] <mneptok> if i got the hairdo, maybe i could join The Chesterfield Kings - http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2228/2518869713_a56dfbb5b2_b.jpg
[00:04] <IdleOne> they seem to cool for you to be part of
[00:04]  * IdleOne runs off
[00:04] <mneptok> maco: keep going and you'll get to see the top hat/ camisole / oversized tighty whities / clown shoes pic.
[00:05] <mneptok> oh, and fake fur coat to complete the look.
[00:05] <maco> mneptok: you've shown me
[00:05] <mneptok> maco: oh dear. still heterosexual?  ;)
[00:05] <maco> mneptok: mostly
[00:06] <mneptok> maco: impressive.
[00:10] <mneptok> oooo! 75F here. exmohlent.
[00:10]  * mneptok airs out the house
[00:39]  * h00k reads backlog
[00:47] <h00k> oh bother
[00:49] <IdleOne> done reading the failblog?
[00:58] <rww> h00k: now summarize it for me!
[00:59] <IdleOne> summary: complain, complain, whine and a little cheese, falsehoods and more whine.
[00:59] <rww> thx
[01:00] <IdleOne> sure thing
[01:00] <rww> It is now April 1st in UTC. Beware.
[01:00] <IdleOne> I heard Mark is selling Canonical to Oracle.
[01:00]  * h00k fires up his infinite improbability drive, cats it to ~/summary, and runs a speech to text engine on it
[01:00] <h00k> No, Jono is actually Jef Spaleta
[01:01] <h00k> http://www.jonobacon.org/2011/04/01/i-am-jef-spaleta/
[01:01] <rww> "I felt like one lone voice in a chorus singing a different tune….a tune filled with tears, regret and compunction."
[01:01] <rww> jono is also mc44.
[01:02] <IdleOne> yeah Jono put that out to take some of the eyes of Mark's announcement of the sale
[01:02] <h00k> this ought to be interesting
[01:02] <h00k> oh, cool. makes sense.
[01:02] <rww> RichiH :D
[01:02] <h00k> GURER VF N CEVMR. VG’F JBEGU VG. UVAG: ZBGQ.
[01:03] <h00k> I should figure that out.
[02:42] <mneptok> 19:42 [GIMPnet] [msg(regurg)] rot13 GURER VF N CEVMR. VG’F JBEGU VG. UVAG: ZBGQ.
[02:42] <mneptok> 19:42 [GIMPnet] [regurg(regurg@burner.com)] THERE IS A PRIZE. IT’S WORTH IT. HINT: MOTD.
[02:43] <IdleOne> mneptok: VmlldyBwYWdlIHNvdXJjZSwgeW91bmcgZ3Jhc3Nob3BwZXIu
[02:43] <rww> Your IRC client doesn't have a ROT13 script? What kind of person are you :(
[02:43] <IdleOne> decode that for me now :)
[02:43]  * rww decrypts
[02:43] <rww> IdleOne: naughty :#
[02:43] <IdleOne> what's the answer?
[02:44] <IdleOne> cause I have no idea
[02:44] <rww> IdleOne: yes, of course I will!
[02:44] <mneptok> --- ..-.   -.-. --- ..- .-. ... .   -- -.--   .. .-. -.-.   -.-. .-.. .. . -. -   -.. --- . ...   .-. --- - .---- ...-- --..--   .- ...   .-- . .-.. .-..   .- ...   --- - .... . .-.   - .-. .. -.-. -.- ...
[02:44] <rww> but this is so unexpected!
[02:44] <IdleOne> rww: I hate you
[02:44] <hypatia> curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
[02:45] <IdleOne> no fair, tell me what it says!
[02:46] <tsimpson> wow, /motd is fun
[02:46] <mneptok> VmlldyBwYWdlIHNvdXJjZSwgeW91bmcgZ3Jhc3Nob3BwZXIu + Quebec, now and always a part of the Anglophone Commonwealth of nations.
[02:46] <rww> 01:46:44 [freenode] -!- MOTD This command could not be completed because it has been used recently, and is rate-limited.
[02:47] <rww> oh wow.
[02:51] <tsimpson> it's even funnerer in irssi
[03:53] <h00k> IdleOne / mneptok: did you get the second part, whatever you said and mentioned Quebek?
[03:54] <IdleOne> I haven't but to be honest I gave up trying
[03:54] <IdleOne> never was good at cyphers and decryption
[04:40] <IdleOne> I regret spending any time on that
[06:35] <Tm_T> good morning all
[06:35] <rww> morning
[07:13] <rww> so can we find a game robot for #ubuntu-offtopic and completely railroad silliness in there with it? seems to be working well at killing #defocus :3
[07:18] <hypatia> rww: sounds like a plan
[07:41] <Tm_T> Amaranth: you nickspammer
[07:42] <Amaranth> Tm_T: Heh, playing wolfgame in #defocus and cheating
[07:42] <Tm_T> ...you cannot use separate irc client for that? (;
[07:44] <Amaranth> ...
[07:44] <Amaranth> *headdesk*
[08:30] <ikonia> morning qwebirc44173
[08:30] <qwebirc44173> someone quiet ayecee in #ubuntu pls
[08:31] <qwebirc44173> morning
[08:31] <ikonia> let me have a quick look
[08:31] <ikonia> qwebirc44173: I'll keep an eye on the issue and make sure it doesn't happen again
[08:31] <ikonia> thanks for the heads up,
[08:32] <qwebirc44173> ok thank you
[08:32] <qwebirc44173> cya
[10:15] <bazhang> what about april fools' bans then
[10:15] <ikonia> not going to "ban" someone
[10:16] <ikonia> I've put it in the topic, if they come in with that rubbish, I'll remove them, the channel doesn't need it
[10:16] <jpds> ikonia: Why do you hate humour?
[10:16] <bazhang> in response to eoss' time-waster
[10:16] <ikonia> it some person comes in giving false info on any other day
[10:16] <ikonia> jpds: I don't hate humour
[10:16] <ikonia> quite the opposite
[10:16] <Tm_T> it just doesn't belong to the support channels
[10:17] <ikonia> more so when it's miss-leading
[10:17] <ikonia> a back door has appeared ?
[10:17] <ikonia> he did the same in other channels,
[10:17] <Tm_T> ?
[10:17] <ikonia> all for it in the non-support channels
[10:18] <jpds> bug #747014
[10:18] <ikonia> no fish ?
[10:19] <jussi> wanda the fish of course...
[10:20] <ikonia> ???
[10:20] <jussi> read the bug ;)
[10:20] <ikonia> I did,
[10:20] <jussi> and april fools jokers should probably be ban forwaded to -offtopic
[10:21] <jussi> theres a gnome applet that has a fish called wanda, that each time you click it it gives you a funny quote
[10:22] <jussi> I assume it doesnt work in unity
[10:22] <ikonia> ah, I didn't know that
[10:23] <jussi> i remember something like: "sudo apt-get free the fish" or so did something funny
[10:23] <ikonia> ooh yes, I too remember that
[10:23] <jussi> mind, I havent used gnome for ages...
[10:24] <ikonia> the old fish tank bug too
[10:52] <jussi> woohoo, down to just 36 channels :D
[11:55] <ikonia> LjL: it was just me that wasn't allowing it, not "ubuntu"
[11:55] <ikonia> guilty
[11:56] <LjL> uptight :(
[11:56] <ikonia> guilty
[11:56] <ikonia> just couldn't be bothered with foolish people coming in with april fools gags about backdoors when I was in the middle of helping someone
[11:56] <ikonia> half the channel ooh, a security risk, tell me more
[11:57] <LjL> heh
[11:57] <ikonia> my fault totally
[12:03] <jussi> ikonia: you at work?
[12:04] <ikonia> sort of
[12:04] <ikonia> I'm on a remote site vpn'd into a client
[12:04] <ikonia> but I'm not "AT" that clients
[12:04] <jussi> ie. do you have skype access? ability to talk? :D
[12:05] <ikonia> not while I'm vpn'd in, I'm vpn'd into a box which cuts me off the internet, I'm then sshing out of their public internet to my machine to use IRC, however I can't do anything like audio or video as it won't work
[12:05] <ikonia> I'm bouncing around the world just to him my own machine :)
[12:05] <ikonia> close to home though as I have to keep dealing with this gass leak
[12:06] <jussi> heh
[12:06] <ikonia> very scrappy last 2 days
[12:06] <jussi> Got a party here tonight :D (work do)
[12:06] <ikonia> local ?
[12:08] <jussi> itll be down at some sauna place (work do = sauna evening)
[12:09] <ikonia> very nice
[12:16] <ikonia> looking at it
[12:16] <jpds> Well, that wasn't interesting.
[12:16] <ikonia> clever ljl looking for on join
[12:16] <ikonia> jpds: april fool !
[12:17] <LjL> but no luck
[12:53] <ikonia> gord is QUICK
[12:54] <gord> ka-pow!
[14:33] <ikonia> wow, [N]'s new "cool" nick name
[14:34] <[N]> ikonia: It isn't new
[14:35] <ikonia> never seen it before
[14:38] <[N]> ikonia: I normally stick with nhandler, but I have a few other nicks grouped for special occassions
[14:38] <ikonia> it's quite cool
[14:39] <[N]> :) I tried getting n, but another staffer beat me to it
[14:39] <ikonia> ha ha
[14:39] <ikonia> flex your muscle
[14:40]  * LjL has tried base64 and uuencode then got bored :P
[14:45] <[N]> Alright, I can't resist. It is AprilFools and I need to take advantage of this day to use my new nick ;)
[14:48]  * genii-around sips his tea
[15:16] <ikonia> nice one bazhang
[15:16] <bazhang> thats one way to get rid of them/him
[15:16] <bazhang> the supybot@ ikonia
[15:16] <ikonia> yup
[15:18] <ZarroBoogs> Do you have that on hilight?
[15:18] <bazhang> nope, just watch all the idents as they come in
[15:35] <tsimpson> this has to be an april fool: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html
[16:37] <mneptok> http://www.pclinuxos.com/
[16:37] <mneptok> nicely done.
[16:39] <ZarroBoogs> mneptok: some nice department badges on that.
[16:39] <mneptok> aye
[16:41] <genii-around> tsimpson: My favourite one is till the Google TiSP kit
[17:39] <genii-around> I forgot about 4.10 :)
[18:06] <IdleOne> Bonjour Monsieur mneptok, bonne fete des poisons
[18:15] <mneptok> IdleOne: et a tu, mon ami.
[18:16] <IdleOne> s/tu/toi/
[18:40] <ZarroBoogs> gnomefreak: What was wrong with the pad.lv link?
[18:41] <gnomefreak> ZarroBoogs: it was to a closed bug due to being a duplicate
[18:41] <ZarroBoogs> ah
[18:41] <gnomefreak> now it points to the master bug :)
[23:38] <KB1JWQ>  /50