| JonathanD | morning PA | 11:20 |
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| rmg51 | morning JonathanD | 12:11 |
| JonathanD | morning rmg51 | 12:11 |
| InHisName | morning JonathanD, rmg51, and PennBot | 14:45 |
| JonathanD | Howdy | 14:49 |
| JonathanD | InHisName: overslept? | 14:49 |
| InHisName | Nah, after sending kids to school, stopped at yard edge and pulled weeds without getting shoes wet. Got tired of that and came to irc. | 14:50 |
| JonathanD | I need to mow | 14:50 |
| JonathanD | But I think it's probably still too damp | 14:51 |
| ChinnoDog | I hate mowing | 14:51 |
| ChinnoDog | You need a cow | 14:51 |
| JonathanD | Our yard is sort of small for a cow. | 14:51 |
| ChinnoDog | You need a small cow | 14:51 |
| JonathanD | Could I teach the dog to eat grass, instead? | 14:51 |
| InHisName | Soaking wet still. Wife want to mow then put down corn gluten to kill off new weeds next spring crop. | 14:51 |
| InHisName | I want this years weeds pulled before being cut off. | 14:52 |
| JonathanD | It's nice out | 14:52 |
| JonathanD | I need a darn desk lamp | 14:52 |
| ChinnoDog | I do not think the dog will fare well eating grass | 14:52 |
| ChinnoDog | All that fiber will just make him poop more and make the grass grow faster. That is an unstable system. | 14:53 |
| JonathanD | What if I put chicken in the grass? | 14:53 |
| ChinnoDog | What is the chicken supposed to do for you? | 14:53 |
| InHisName | Goats or sheep eat grass down to the nubs. | 14:53 |
| JonathanD | help the dog. | 14:53 |
| ChinnoDog | chickens don't eat grass | 14:54 |
| JonathanD | ChinnoDog: cut, boiled chicken. | 14:54 |
| JonathanD | for the dog to eat. | 14:54 |
| ChinnoDog | oooh | 14:54 |
| JonathanD | to balance the fiber a bit. | 14:54 |
| ChinnoDog | I see. The main course | 14:54 |
| ChinnoDog | Same problem. poor dog | 14:54 |
| ChinnoDog | You could perfect the art of cutting grass with a laser | 14:54 |
| JonathanD | Where is the roomba lawnmower | 14:54 |
| JonathanD | (I bet the dog would eat that) | 14:54 |
| ChinnoDog | I've always wanted to build one of those, but it sounds really dangerous | 14:54 |
| JonathanD | ChinnoDog: not if it uses LASERS. | 14:55 |
| ChinnoDog | You would need a to put big tires on it so it didn't get stuck | 14:55 |
| JonathanD | use an oldschool rotary. | 14:55 |
| JonathanD | two of them, even :p | 14:55 |
| InHisName | Lets see, one dog (rotwiler), one chicken a day, 87 blades of grass. Just about right. | 14:55 |
| InHisName | So for 870,000 blades of grass to cut..... 10,000 dogs plus 10,000 daily chickens. Harumph! | 14:56 |
| ChinnoDog | A remote controlled lawn mower would be second best to an autonomous lawnmower | 14:56 |
| ChinnoDog | And third is a rent-a-cow | 14:57 |
| InHisName | Cows eat just the grass and leave weeds grow tall. | 14:58 |
| InHisName | Sheep de-nude the whole yard. Better'n mower set lowest. | 14:59 |
| ChinnoDog | JonathanD: this whole problem would go away if you would replace the grass with astroturf | 14:59 |
| InHisName | In Phoenix its either asphalt or white gravel & cactus. No watering or mowing. | 14:59 |
| ChinnoDog | I once went to Sanabel Island, FL and saw that nearly everyone had green rocks in their yard in stead of a lawn | 15:00 |
| ChinnoDog | Sanabel Island was an awesome trip. I wouldn't mind going back there | 15:48 |
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