[11:20] morning PA [12:11] morning JonathanD [12:11] morning rmg51 [14:45] morning JonathanD, rmg51, and PennBot [14:49] Howdy [14:49] InHisName: overslept? [14:50] Nah, after sending kids to school, stopped at yard edge and pulled weeds without getting shoes wet. Got tired of that and came to irc. [14:50] I need to mow [14:51] But I think it's probably still too damp [14:51] I hate mowing [14:51] You need a cow [14:51] Our yard is sort of small for a cow. [14:51] You need a small cow [14:51] Could I teach the dog to eat grass, instead? [14:51] Soaking wet still. Wife want to mow then put down corn gluten to kill off new weeds next spring crop. [14:52] I want this years weeds pulled before being cut off. [14:52] It's nice out [14:52] I need a darn desk lamp [14:52] I do not think the dog will fare well eating grass [14:53] All that fiber will just make him poop more and make the grass grow faster. That is an unstable system. [14:53] What if I put chicken in the grass? [14:53] What is the chicken supposed to do for you? [14:53] Goats or sheep eat grass down to the nubs. [14:53] help the dog. [14:54] chickens don't eat grass [14:54] ChinnoDog: cut, boiled chicken. [14:54] for the dog to eat. [14:54] oooh [14:54] to balance the fiber a bit. [14:54] I see. The main course [14:54] Same problem. poor dog [14:54] You could perfect the art of cutting grass with a laser [14:54] Where is the roomba lawnmower [14:54] (I bet the dog would eat that) [14:54] I've always wanted to build one of those, but it sounds really dangerous [14:55] ChinnoDog: not if it uses LASERS. [14:55] You would need a to put big tires on it so it didn't get stuck [14:55] use an oldschool rotary. [14:55] two of them, even :p [14:55] Lets see, one dog (rotwiler), one chicken a day, 87 blades of grass. Just about right. [14:56] So for 870,000 blades of grass to cut..... 10,000 dogs plus 10,000 daily chickens. Harumph! [14:56] A remote controlled lawn mower would be second best to an autonomous lawnmower [14:57] And third is a rent-a-cow [14:58] Cows eat just the grass and leave weeds grow tall. [14:59] Sheep de-nude the whole yard. Better'n mower set lowest. [14:59] JonathanD: this whole problem would go away if you would replace the grass with astroturf [14:59] In Phoenix its either asphalt or white gravel & cactus. No watering or mowing. [15:00] I once went to Sanabel Island, FL and saw that nearly everyone had green rocks in their yard in stead of a lawn [15:48] Sanabel Island was an awesome trip. I wouldn't mind going back there