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InHisNameand maybe a few NewJerseyites01:49
=== gpc is now known as IdleOne
JonathanDGood morning.10:19
InHisNameGood morning JonathanD and I thought I got up earlier than usual.10:35
JonathanDIt's nice out :D10:35
JonathanDlong run today, I think.10:35
JonathanDbefore it gets un nice.10:36
rmg51morning JonathanD InHisName10:40
JonathanDHowdy rmg5110:41
rmg51o/10:41
InHisNameSo far only the two of us /// three10:41
InHisNameplus one (stuffed)10:42
rmg51you have to wait till later for Teddy10:47
InHisNameDon't like dual lappys so early in morning ?10:48
BikieJust call me a stuffed bicycle10:51
JonathanDHello stuffed bicycle10:52
BikieHi JonathanD10:59
JonathanDoff to run11:08
rmg51off to work12:24
andrewmorning13:22
teddy-dbearmorning andrew13:58
InHisNameoff to typing at chat - oops already there!14:14
BikieHigh stuffed bear from a lowly stuffed bicycle14:15
teddy-dbearo/14:19
Bikieteddy-dbear: o/14:21
teddy-dbear\o14:21
teddy-dbearo/14:21
teddy-dbear\o/14:22
teddy-dbear:-D14:22
InHisNameO:-)14:22
Bikie~  __0   _-\<,_ (*)/ (*)14:34
Bikiebad insert - inhisname type for me14:34
InHisName~  __014:35
InHisName _-\<,_14:35
InHisName(*)/ (*)14:35
teddy-dbear??????????????????14:35
PennBotIt has been said that ? is a question mark, silly, teddy-dbear14:35
InHisNameSilly bear ?? are for people14:36
InHisNameand trix are for kids14:36
teddy-dbearthat I am PennBot`14:36
SamuraiAlbaMay the bacon be with you all15:00
SamuraiAlbaClient called.  Demands I be there in 15 minutes, 60 miles away, due to "hard drive failing" Windows Recovery Virus on his Pawn Shop PC that holds all the photos and dox for pawn transactions15:00
SamuraiAlbaFriend of mine lives 5 blocks away and gives mee 40% of ALL business cash I send him15:01
BikieHey baconerizer!15:01
SamuraiAlbaI told him, "EMERGENCY" rates.  $100 normal, 100 emergency.  PER HOUR15:01
SamuraiAlbaHe just arrived15:01
SamuraiAlbaHe's 5 blocks from Client15:01
SamuraiAlbaClient aggreed to $200/hr15:01
SamuraiAlbaAND...15:01
SamuraiAlbaFriend is removing HD from PC and fixing it on a secure lappy15:02
SamuraiAlbaAvg scan/fix there is 3.5/4hrs15:02
SamuraiAlba:)15:02
BikieWhotta deal, IF you can succeed15:02
SamuraiAlbaI fixxed that virus before15:02
SamuraiAlbatakes 10 minutes...15:02
SamuraiAlbamostly copying files back from %temmpdir%/smtemp15:03
BikieOh, so you know the cause, then its easy.15:03
SamuraiAlbaand unhiding his files in the program start menu15:03
SamuraiAlbafriend is doing full, "If I find a rootkit the price doubles" scan, just to be safe15:03
SamuraiAlbaI told him not to double...15:03
SamuraiAlbaClient was crying and begging...15:04
SamuraiAlbaI feel bad...15:04
SamuraiAlbaok.. bad feeling was just gas :)15:04
SamuraiAlbaHe's also being sued for $150k... Daughter caught a SECOND time downloading movies15:06
SamuraiAlbaafter I blocked em on the router... I blocked BT and a crap load of sites, and pirate bay15:06
SamuraiAlbashe knew how to reset the router to factory, it seems15:06
SamuraiAlba113 infections on PC, so far...15:14
SamuraiAlbatold my subby to LITERALLY cut the ethernet cable, and block the PC MAC on the router15:14
SamuraiAlbano need for internet on that PC15:15
SamuraiAlbaany file backups can be done via USB...15:15
Bikiewow - and probably more15:15
SamuraiAlbahe said...15:15
BikieNo need for internet, what an improvement on that problem.15:15
SamuraiAlba"Why is there C:/Program files (x86)/Limewire"?15:15
SamuraiAlbaand "wtf is microtorrent on here?!?"15:16
BikiePirate bay etc.15:16
SamuraiAlba*why the...15:16
SamuraiAlbaooog!15:16
BikieSeems the blocks were remove quite a while ago.15:16
SamuraiAlbaCLIENTS DAUGHTER was using PC all week at the shop, since he is now taking the cable modem with him when he leaves for work LOL15:17
SamuraiAlbaI'm going down there on Saturday15:17
BikieThis guy need a 'button" to click and it tests router for factory default.  Gives error if there.15:17
SamuraiAlbaI'm instituting FULL lockdowns on ALL his WORK and HOME and PORTABLE devices.15:17
SamuraiAlbaand guess who will be the system admin?15:18
BikieThen another button to install your preset 'default' to put things back.15:18
SamuraiAlba_ME_15:18
SamuraiAlbaThis client doesnt deserve admin access on his own tech.15:18
SamuraiAlbaAnd I'm charging $600 for the day15:18
SamuraiAlbafor when I go down15:19
SamuraiAlbaI'm gonna secure that crap so tight, air wont get in or out of the pc case, figuratively speaking15:19
BikieUntil some hacker says 'watch me break air!!'15:20
SamuraiAlbalol15:20
SamuraiAlbaThis client is gettng an earfull, as we speak15:20
andrewOh look, a wall of bacon.15:20
SamuraiAlbabacon?!?!15:20
SamuraiAlbawhere!?15:20
SamuraiAlbaLuckily, my service contract WITH this client gives ME, and not HIM, the right to terminate the contract at any time :)15:21
SamuraiAlbaHiya, Andrew15:21
andrewthe service contract gives you ME?15:21
andrewI feel sorry for you.15:21
SamuraiAlbaumm15:21
andrewAlong with anyone else forced to use Windows ME15:21
SamuraiAlbaIt states I may terminate the contract at any time, and he has to wait to the end of the contract if he wants it to end, and I dont15:21
SamuraiAlbaahhh15:22
SamuraiAlbajust got the joke LOL15:22
SamuraiAlbaThis client makes my no no spot BLEED15:22
SamuraiAlbaargh15:22
SamuraiAlbaHe keeps giving out his admin password and this crap ALWAYS happens15:22
SamuraiAlbaI make about $140 a week off of him15:22
SamuraiAlbaI told him he should make his daughter pay, but she is a colelge student and just lost her job15:23
SamuraiAlbawhat an idjit15:23
SamuraiAlbaI need to head down there...15:23
SamuraiAlbaNao15:23
SamuraiAlbattyl15:23
Bikiebye good porkin15:23
ChinnoDogUbiquity is crashing in vbox. I can't win17:48
ChinnoDogI fixed it 0_018:22
ChinnoDoghrm. It crashed later on.18:33
* ChinnoDog shrugs18:33

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