[01:49] <InHisName> and maybe a few NewJerseyites
[10:19] <JonathanD> Good morning.
[10:35] <InHisName> Good morning JonathanD and I thought I got up earlier than usual.
[10:35] <JonathanD> It's nice out :D
[10:35] <JonathanD> long run today, I think.
[10:36] <JonathanD> before it gets un nice.
[10:40] <rmg51> morning JonathanD InHisName
[10:41] <JonathanD> Howdy rmg51
[10:41] <rmg51> o/
[10:41] <InHisName> So far only the two of us /// three
[10:42] <InHisName> plus one (stuffed)
[10:47] <rmg51> you have to wait till later for Teddy
[10:48] <InHisName> Don't like dual lappys so early in morning ?
[10:51] <Bikie> Just call me a stuffed bicycle
[10:52] <JonathanD> Hello stuffed bicycle
[10:59] <Bikie> Hi JonathanD
[11:08] <JonathanD> off to run
[12:24] <rmg51> off to work
[13:22] <andrew> morning
[13:58] <teddy-dbear> morning andrew
[14:14] <InHisName> off to typing at chat - oops already there!
[14:15] <Bikie> High stuffed bear from a lowly stuffed bicycle
[14:19] <teddy-dbear> o/
[14:21] <Bikie> teddy-dbear: o/
[14:21] <teddy-dbear> \o
[14:21] <teddy-dbear> o/
[14:22] <teddy-dbear> \o/
[14:22] <teddy-dbear> :-D
[14:22] <InHisName> O:-)
[14:34] <Bikie> ~  __0   _-\<,_ (*)/ (*)
[14:34] <Bikie> bad insert - inhisname type for me
[14:35] <InHisName> ~  __0
[14:35] <InHisName>  _-\<,_
[14:35] <InHisName> (*)/ (*)
[14:35] <teddy-dbear> ??????????????????
[14:35] <PennBot> It has been said that ? is a question mark, silly, teddy-dbear
[14:36] <InHisName> Silly bear ?? are for people
[14:36] <InHisName> and trix are for kids
[14:36] <teddy-dbear> that I am PennBot`
[15:00] <SamuraiAlba> May the bacon be with you all
[15:00] <SamuraiAlba> Client called.  Demands I be there in 15 minutes, 60 miles away, due to "hard drive failing" Windows Recovery Virus on his Pawn Shop PC that holds all the photos and dox for pawn transactions
[15:01] <SamuraiAlba> Friend of mine lives 5 blocks away and gives mee 40% of ALL business cash I send him
[15:01] <Bikie> Hey baconerizer!
[15:01] <SamuraiAlba> I told him, "EMERGENCY" rates.  $100 normal, 100 emergency.  PER HOUR
[15:01] <SamuraiAlba> He just arrived
[15:01] <SamuraiAlba> He's 5 blocks from Client
[15:01] <SamuraiAlba> Client aggreed to $200/hr
[15:01] <SamuraiAlba> AND...
[15:02] <SamuraiAlba> Friend is removing HD from PC and fixing it on a secure lappy
[15:02] <SamuraiAlba> Avg scan/fix there is 3.5/4hrs
[15:02] <SamuraiAlba> :)
[15:02] <Bikie> Whotta deal, IF you can succeed
[15:02] <SamuraiAlba> I fixxed that virus before
[15:02] <SamuraiAlba> takes 10 minutes...
[15:03] <SamuraiAlba> mostly copying files back from %temmpdir%/smtemp
[15:03] <Bikie> Oh, so you know the cause, then its easy.
[15:03] <SamuraiAlba> and unhiding his files in the program start menu
[15:03] <SamuraiAlba> friend is doing full, "If I find a rootkit the price doubles" scan, just to be safe
[15:03] <SamuraiAlba> I told him not to double...
[15:04] <SamuraiAlba> Client was crying and begging...
[15:04] <SamuraiAlba> I feel bad...
[15:04] <SamuraiAlba> ok.. bad feeling was just gas :)
[15:06] <SamuraiAlba> He's also being sued for $150k... Daughter caught a SECOND time downloading movies
[15:06] <SamuraiAlba> after I blocked em on the router... I blocked BT and a crap load of sites, and pirate bay
[15:06] <SamuraiAlba> she knew how to reset the router to factory, it seems
[15:14] <SamuraiAlba> 113 infections on PC, so far...
[15:14] <SamuraiAlba> told my subby to LITERALLY cut the ethernet cable, and block the PC MAC on the router
[15:15] <SamuraiAlba> no need for internet on that PC
[15:15] <SamuraiAlba> any file backups can be done via USB...
[15:15] <Bikie> wow - and probably more
[15:15] <SamuraiAlba> he said...
[15:15] <Bikie> No need for internet, what an improvement on that problem.
[15:15] <SamuraiAlba> "Why is there C:/Program files (x86)/Limewire"?
[15:16] <SamuraiAlba> and "wtf is microtorrent on here?!?"
[15:16] <Bikie> Pirate bay etc.
[15:16] <SamuraiAlba> *why the...
[15:16] <SamuraiAlba> ooog!
[15:16] <Bikie> Seems the blocks were remove quite a while ago.
[15:17] <SamuraiAlba> CLIENTS DAUGHTER was using PC all week at the shop, since he is now taking the cable modem with him when he leaves for work LOL
[15:17] <SamuraiAlba> I'm going down there on Saturday
[15:17] <Bikie> This guy need a 'button" to click and it tests router for factory default.  Gives error if there.
[15:17] <SamuraiAlba> I'm instituting FULL lockdowns on ALL his WORK and HOME and PORTABLE devices.
[15:18] <SamuraiAlba> and guess who will be the system admin?
[15:18] <Bikie> Then another button to install your preset 'default' to put things back.
[15:18] <SamuraiAlba> _ME_
[15:18] <SamuraiAlba> This client doesnt deserve admin access on his own tech.
[15:18] <SamuraiAlba> And I'm charging $600 for the day
[15:19] <SamuraiAlba> for when I go down
[15:19] <SamuraiAlba> I'm gonna secure that crap so tight, air wont get in or out of the pc case, figuratively speaking
[15:20] <Bikie> Until some hacker says 'watch me break air!!'
[15:20] <SamuraiAlba> lol
[15:20] <SamuraiAlba> This client is gettng an earfull, as we speak
[15:20] <andrew> Oh look, a wall of bacon.
[15:20] <SamuraiAlba> bacon?!?!
[15:20] <SamuraiAlba> where!?
[15:21] <SamuraiAlba> Luckily, my service contract WITH this client gives ME, and not HIM, the right to terminate the contract at any time :)
[15:21] <SamuraiAlba> Hiya, Andrew
[15:21] <andrew> the service contract gives you ME?
[15:21] <andrew> I feel sorry for you.
[15:21] <SamuraiAlba> umm
[15:21] <andrew> Along with anyone else forced to use Windows ME
[15:21] <SamuraiAlba> It states I may terminate the contract at any time, and he has to wait to the end of the contract if he wants it to end, and I dont
[15:22] <SamuraiAlba> ahhh
[15:22] <SamuraiAlba> just got the joke LOL
[15:22] <SamuraiAlba> This client makes my no no spot BLEED
[15:22] <SamuraiAlba> argh
[15:22] <SamuraiAlba> He keeps giving out his admin password and this crap ALWAYS happens
[15:22] <SamuraiAlba> I make about $140 a week off of him
[15:23] <SamuraiAlba> I told him he should make his daughter pay, but she is a colelge student and just lost her job
[15:23] <SamuraiAlba> what an idjit
[15:23] <SamuraiAlba> I need to head down there...
[15:23] <SamuraiAlba> Nao
[15:23] <SamuraiAlba> ttyl
[15:23] <Bikie> bye good porkin
[17:48] <ChinnoDog> Ubiquity is crashing in vbox. I can't win
[18:22] <ChinnoDog> I fixed it 0_0
[18:33] <ChinnoDog> hrm. It crashed later on.
[18:33]  * ChinnoDog shrugs