[01:49] and maybe a few NewJerseyites === gpc is now known as IdleOne [10:19] Good morning. [10:35] Good morning JonathanD and I thought I got up earlier than usual. [10:35] It's nice out :D [10:35] long run today, I think. [10:36] before it gets un nice. [10:40] morning JonathanD InHisName [10:41] Howdy rmg51 [10:41] o/ [10:41] So far only the two of us /// three [10:42] plus one (stuffed) [10:47] you have to wait till later for Teddy [10:48] Don't like dual lappys so early in morning ? [10:51] Just call me a stuffed bicycle [10:52] Hello stuffed bicycle [10:59] Hi JonathanD [11:08] off to run [12:24] off to work [13:22] morning [13:58] morning andrew [14:14] off to typing at chat - oops already there! [14:15] High stuffed bear from a lowly stuffed bicycle [14:19] o/ [14:21] teddy-dbear: o/ [14:21] \o [14:21] o/ [14:22] \o/ [14:22] :-D [14:22] O:-) [14:34] ~ __0 _-\<,_ (*)/ (*) [14:34] bad insert - inhisname type for me [14:35] ~ __0 [14:35] _-\<,_ [14:35] (*)/ (*) [14:35] ?????????????????? [14:35] It has been said that ? is a question mark, silly, teddy-dbear [14:36] Silly bear ?? are for people [14:36] and trix are for kids [14:36] that I am PennBot` [15:00] May the bacon be with you all [15:00] Client called. Demands I be there in 15 minutes, 60 miles away, due to "hard drive failing" Windows Recovery Virus on his Pawn Shop PC that holds all the photos and dox for pawn transactions [15:01] Friend of mine lives 5 blocks away and gives mee 40% of ALL business cash I send him [15:01] Hey baconerizer! [15:01] I told him, "EMERGENCY" rates. $100 normal, 100 emergency. PER HOUR [15:01] He just arrived [15:01] He's 5 blocks from Client [15:01] Client aggreed to $200/hr [15:01] AND... [15:02] Friend is removing HD from PC and fixing it on a secure lappy [15:02] Avg scan/fix there is 3.5/4hrs [15:02] :) [15:02] Whotta deal, IF you can succeed [15:02] I fixxed that virus before [15:02] takes 10 minutes... [15:03] mostly copying files back from %temmpdir%/smtemp [15:03] Oh, so you know the cause, then its easy. [15:03] and unhiding his files in the program start menu [15:03] friend is doing full, "If I find a rootkit the price doubles" scan, just to be safe [15:03] I told him not to double... [15:04] Client was crying and begging... [15:04] I feel bad... [15:04] ok.. bad feeling was just gas :) [15:06] He's also being sued for $150k... Daughter caught a SECOND time downloading movies [15:06] after I blocked em on the router... I blocked BT and a crap load of sites, and pirate bay [15:06] she knew how to reset the router to factory, it seems [15:14] 113 infections on PC, so far... [15:14] told my subby to LITERALLY cut the ethernet cable, and block the PC MAC on the router [15:15] no need for internet on that PC [15:15] any file backups can be done via USB... [15:15] wow - and probably more [15:15] he said... [15:15] No need for internet, what an improvement on that problem. [15:15] "Why is there C:/Program files (x86)/Limewire"? [15:16] and "wtf is microtorrent on here?!?" [15:16] Pirate bay etc. [15:16] *why the... [15:16] ooog! [15:16] Seems the blocks were remove quite a while ago. [15:17] CLIENTS DAUGHTER was using PC all week at the shop, since he is now taking the cable modem with him when he leaves for work LOL [15:17] I'm going down there on Saturday [15:17] This guy need a 'button" to click and it tests router for factory default. Gives error if there. [15:17] I'm instituting FULL lockdowns on ALL his WORK and HOME and PORTABLE devices. [15:18] and guess who will be the system admin? [15:18] Then another button to install your preset 'default' to put things back. [15:18] _ME_ [15:18] This client doesnt deserve admin access on his own tech. [15:18] And I'm charging $600 for the day [15:19] for when I go down [15:19] I'm gonna secure that crap so tight, air wont get in or out of the pc case, figuratively speaking [15:20] Until some hacker says 'watch me break air!!' [15:20] lol [15:20] This client is gettng an earfull, as we speak [15:20] Oh look, a wall of bacon. [15:20] bacon?!?! [15:20] where!? [15:21] Luckily, my service contract WITH this client gives ME, and not HIM, the right to terminate the contract at any time :) [15:21] Hiya, Andrew [15:21] the service contract gives you ME? [15:21] I feel sorry for you. [15:21] umm [15:21] Along with anyone else forced to use Windows ME [15:21] It states I may terminate the contract at any time, and he has to wait to the end of the contract if he wants it to end, and I dont [15:22] ahhh [15:22] just got the joke LOL [15:22] This client makes my no no spot BLEED [15:22] argh [15:22] He keeps giving out his admin password and this crap ALWAYS happens [15:22] I make about $140 a week off of him [15:23] I told him he should make his daughter pay, but she is a colelge student and just lost her job [15:23] what an idjit [15:23] I need to head down there... [15:23] Nao [15:23] ttyl [15:23] bye good porkin [17:48] Ubiquity is crashing in vbox. I can't win [18:22] I fixed it 0_0 [18:33] hrm. It crashed later on. [18:33] * ChinnoDog shrugs