[09:07] <DJones> popey: Not having seen "Howie" in -ik before, but the opening line "I have returned" reminds me very much of Phineas/Ferb etc
[09:08] <popey> it is him
[09:08] <DJones> I got that impression
[09:08] <popey> I asked him when he turned up earlier in the week, stands out a mile
[09:09] <DJones> Ah well, and I thought we were doing quite well not to have any visits for ages
[09:09] <popey> indeed
[09:30] <Howie> ok better now?
[09:30] <popey> this is the right channel for issues relating to bans in loco channels, yes.
[09:31] <Howie> so when will this ban be over?
[09:32] <AlanBell> o/
[09:32] <Howie> AlanBell yes another one needs dealing with
[09:33] <popey> Howie: Do you know why you were removed frmo the channel?
[09:33] <popey> *from
[09:33] <Howie> because I was mucking about?
[09:33] <popey> Not quite.
[09:34] <popey> You arrived asking for support.
[09:34] <popey> People give up their time to give you support.
[09:34] <popey> It turns out you're lying. Again.
[09:34] <popey> Wasting people's time.
[09:35] <popey> It's not the first time, it's not even the 3rd or 4th time. You've been kicked from the channel as bolt, ferb, phineas...
[09:35] <Howie> I did have a problem but felt like making joke.out of it at the end
[09:35] <popey> This is unaccaptable
[09:35] <popey> There is an official support channel, which is #ubuntu
[09:35] <popey> You can get support there, but be warned the tolerance level for your "humour" is considerably lower than that of #ubuntu-uk
[09:36] <popey> I am unwilling to lift any bans on you in #ubuntu-uk and will ban on sight if I see you attempting to evade that ban.
[09:38] <Howie> and I want the ban lifted (might hack irc if worst comes to worst) thats how fed up I am
[09:38] <AlanBell> I fully support popey in this ban
[09:38] <AlanBell> it isn't on to waste people's time who are trying to help
[09:38] <DJones> Howie: Threatening that doesn't give anybody any ideas that they might lift the ban
[09:39] <Howie> I know and I understand that
[09:39] <AlanBell> there are plenty of other channels that you are not banned in
[09:39] <DJones> And having seen that threat, I agree with popey & AlanBell, the ban shouldn't be lifted for the forseable future
[09:39] <elky> Does he mean he's going to hack into freenode, or ban evade. Not that it matters, both can get him klined...
[09:41] <Howie> once again Im.joking, Im.like that I joke but its hard to.see it in.Txt
[09:41] <elky> Those kinds of jokes are very inappropriate.
[09:42] <k1l> Howie: what about you try another linux community and give yourself a new start there? your reputation is well ruined here with ban evading lots of time and threatenings.
[09:42] <Howie> oh, I didnt relise that thanis elky
[09:43] <Howie> see now I know where I went wrong
[09:43] <Howie> I dont know any other channels
[09:43] <popey> You're well aware where you go wrong. We have done this dance at least 3 times before. Stop playing dumb. Take responsibility for your actions and above all, grow up.
[09:44] <Howie> please Im only 14
[09:44] <popey> Yet you have a full time job in a warehouse?
[09:45] <popey> Which of those two is a lie?
[09:45] <Howie> and I have brain damage
[09:45] <popey> Enough.
[09:45] <Tm_T> all this is irrelevant
[09:45] <ikonia> popey: I like firm popey
[09:45] <elky> 14 is old enough to have mens rea.
[09:46] <Howie> the job thing is me doing role play
[09:46] <popey> I'm done here.
[09:46] <DJones> Howie: Enough lies and random stories, I doubt anybody who's read them will believe anything you say
[09:47] <Howie> but some are true and some arnt
[09:48] <Howie> Im.actually.admitting I do.lie.allot.to make myself.sound. more grone up than I am
[09:49] <Howie> thats why I do it
[09:49] <elky> I don't think anything you say now is going to help your situation today.
[09:50] <Howie> I want to help the situation today
[09:51] <Howie> but I dont know how to
[09:51] <elky> You can't. Another day perhaps, but definitely not today.
[09:52] <Howie> fine, see you tomorrow
[09:52] <DJones> Howie: Myself, popey and AlanBell have all said the ban stands and won't be removed. Thats not going to change in the foreseable future.  I would suggest you use other linux/ubuntu support channels for a while and demonstrate that you can adhere to the rules of the channels
[09:52] <Howie> ok will do
[10:05] <elky> he's now in #defocus
[10:05] <elky> if he manages to get himself banned from there, then he's truely exceptional
[10:05] <Gary> \o/
[10:09] <DJones> I'm tempted to join just watch the fireworks
[10:12] <jpds> DJones: It's not November 5th.
[10:12] <elky> hah
[10:44] <popey> he was in #defocus a lot
[10:44] <popey> would join as two people and have a conversation