| ubottu | FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (sprung appears to be abusive and has been muted, will need to be UNMUTED MANUALLY) | 00:09 |
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| * Pici facepalms | 02:12 | |
| IdleOne | hehe | 02:13 |
| Pici | I shouldn't try doing support before bedtime, I'm getting myself riled up. | 02:16 |
| ubottu | FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (repeated abuse from freshone0) | 02:53 |
| ubottu | In #ubuntu-irc, Unit193 said: !meetingology is <reply>a bot that runs !meetings and produces minutes - information at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/meetingology> | 07:07 |
| ubottu | In ubottu, AlanBell said: !meetingology is a bot that runs !meetings and produces minutes - information at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/meetingology | 07:11 |
| jussi | !meetingology is <reply>a bot that runs !meetings and produces minutes - information at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/meetingology | 07:26 |
| ubottu | But meetingology already means something else! | 07:26 |
| jussi | !meetingology | 07:26 |
| ubottu | meetingology is a bot that runs !meetings and produces minutes - information at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/meetingology | 07:26 |
| jussi | Peoples, please remember to do factoid changes here so that everyone sees they get done. (and can discuss if necessary) | 07:27 |
| jussi | knome: can you point us to the correct url for: | 11:57 |
| jussi | !testing-#xubuntu | 11:57 |
| ubottu | For information on how to help test the next release of Xubuntu and for the results matrix, please see https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Testing/Xubuntu/Current | 11:57 |
| knome | woot? :) | 11:57 |
| knome | wait | 11:57 |
| knome | awwh, might take a while | 11:58 |
| knome | !testing-#xubuntu is =~ s/Testing\/Xubuntu\/Current/Xubuntu\/Testing/ | 12:07 |
| ubottu | I know nothing about testing-#xubuntu is yet, knome | 12:07 |
| knome | huh? | 12:08 |
| knome | !testing-#xubuntu =~ s/Testing\/Xubuntu\/Current/Xubuntu\/Testing/ | 12:08 |
| ubottu | Too many (or not enough) delimiters | 12:08 |
| knome | woot? :P | 12:08 |
| Pici | drop the is for those sorts of changes. | 12:08 |
| knome | what's wrong? | 12:08 |
| knome | !testing-#xubuntu =~ s@Testing\/Xubuntu\/Current@Xubuntu\/Testing@ | 12:08 |
| ubottu | Nothing changed there | 12:08 |
| Pici | You don't need to escape the slashes if you're using a different delimiter | 12:09 |
| knome | ah, true... | 12:09 |
| knome | !testing-#xubuntu =~ s@Testing/Xubuntu/Current@Xubuntu/Testing@ | 12:09 |
| ubottu | Nothing changed there | 12:09 |
| knome | hmph? | 12:09 |
| Pici | !testing-#xubuntu | 12:09 |
| ubottu | For information on how to help test the next release of Xubuntu, please see https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Xubuntu/Testing/TestingInfo | 12:09 |
| knome | right... | 12:09 |
| knome | !testing-#xubuntu =~ s@/TestingInfo@@ | 12:10 |
| ubottu | I'll remember that knome | 12:10 |
| knome | !testing-#xubuntu | 12:10 |
| ubottu | For information on how to help test the next release of Xubuntu, please see https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Xubuntu/Testing | 12:10 |
| Pici | knome: you do realize that jussi is making changes in #ubuntu-irc as well, right? | 12:10 |
| knome | no. | 12:10 |
| knome | :) | 12:10 |
| Pici | or he was | 12:10 |
| knome | yup, i'm on PM with him | 12:10 |
| jussi | bit hypocritical by what I said earlier, but yeah | 12:10 |
| oCean | hehe | 12:10 |
| oCean | was about to paste that earlier line | 12:11 |
| topyli | grr my bathroom floor is wet, and not like it normally is. in the structure. my landlady is now coming here to check it out, we'll have to fix it | 12:54 |
| topyli | and be without a bathroom for who knows how long | 12:54 |
| jussi | topyli: ouch | 12:56 |
| topyli | and why i would say this in -ops instead of -offtopic is a mystery! | 12:56 |
| jussi | topyli: hangover ;) :P | 12:57 |
| topyli | the perfect excuse! | 12:57 |
| Pici | topyli: the same reason why you always say things here accidentally? | 12:58 |
| topyli | probably. it's a bit more severe today than usual | 12:58 |
| topyli | there is also a fly in here that's annoying me to no end, and i can't catch it | 12:59 |
| topyli | last time i messed with insects was a disaster, a wasp/bee/something got me in the lip. it was drinking from my beer and i didn't notice | 13:00 |
| topyli | might have just asked, they don't drink that much and i'd have been happy to have it as a guest there | 13:00 |
| Pici | eek | 13:02 |
| topyli | allergic too, panicked. i might die, but didn't! i suppose it was friendly enough. just something funny for the wife to look at | 13:04 |
| topyli | (i always have the drugs around anyway, just had to rush home) | 13:05 |
| Tm_T | last line out of context ... | 13:06 |
| topyli | stupid english :( | 13:06 |
| * Tm_T huggles topyli | 13:07 | |
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| Myrtti | *sigh* | 13:11 |
| Daviey | Anyone else seeing IRCReaderBOT everywhere? | 13:47 |
| Daviey | That isn't an auth'd bot is it? | 13:47 |
| Pici | I don't see anything with that nick. | 13:47 |
| popey | it left | 13:48 |
| Pici | ah | 13:48 |
| Pici | aha | 13:49 |
| Pici | Daviey: Looks like it was noticed in #freenode, so hopefully action will be taken soon. | 13:49 |
| Myrtti | left? | 13:51 |
| Myrtti | it's in #ubuntu | 13:51 |
| Pici | Myrtti: its popping in and out. | 13:51 |
| Myrtti | and gone for good | 13:51 |
| Pici | toodles | 13:52 |
| Daviey | Pici: it's bouncing in and out, which was why i noticed it. | 13:53 |
| Pici | Daviey: good catch | 13:54 |
| Myrtti | this is hilarious | 14:24 |
| Myrtti | Chapter 14: Customer care | 14:24 |
| Myrtti | processing customer requests in nine steps | 14:25 |
| Myrtti | Phase A, step 1: Greeting | 14:25 |
| Myrtti | "How may I help you" | 14:25 |
| IdleOne | You can help by telling me where I can get a replacement cup holder for my computer! | 14:28 |
| Myrtti | but anyway | 14:28 |
| IdleOne | also, WHY would you make them so flimsy | 14:29 |
| Myrtti | how this channel works seems to be a book example of how customer care is done | 14:29 |
| Myrtti | You guys rock | 14:29 |
| Pici | Myrtti: #ubuntu-ops specifically? | 14:29 |
| Myrtti | yup | 14:29 |
| Pici | woo! | 14:29 |
| Myrtti | Phase B: Problem Identification | 14:30 |
| Myrtti | step 2: classification, step 3: statement, step 4: verification | 14:31 |
| Myrtti | Phase C: Planning and execution | 14:31 |
| Myrtti | step 5: Solution proposals, step 6: solution selection, step 7: execution | 14:31 |
| Myrtti | Phase D: Verification | 14:31 |
| Myrtti | step 8: craft verification, step 9: customer verification/closing | 14:32 |
| Myrtti | 1: "How may I help you" 2: "Hi, I've been banned from your channel" "which specifically" "#ubuntu" 3: "so what happened?" "well I cussed a bit" 4: *checks logs / bans* "so you have" 5: "a) read guidelines b) escalate" 6: "ok, I'll read guidelines" 7: "I'll unban you if you promise to behave" 8: *unbans* 9: "Please join #ubuntu to check the bans have been removed" | 14:36 |
| Myrtti | TARAAA! | 14:37 |
| h00k | HOw about this, "REMOVE ME NOW I HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONG I HATE U OPS" etc etc | 14:42 |
| Myrtti | well those cases are handled with the comic book examples :-> | 14:45 |
| h00k | ;) | 14:45 |
| mneptok | Phase E: K-line, or call disconnect. nick, ident, host and caller ID information gathered for future issues. | 15:07 |
| Myrtti | I'd say step 7: execution can include escalation | 15:08 |
| Myrtti | if that path is chosen by the customer by abusing our help | 15:09 |
| Myrtti | see, it all fits | 15:09 |
| mneptok | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO4uaRLcdfo <--- late summer in New Mexico (at our old rental house) | 15:18 |
| IdleOne | hummingbirds are so cool | 15:19 |
| mneptok | IdleOne: i have never seen so many as i have seen here. and they are so fast that they are fearless, and will hover 6cm from your face, checking you out. | 15:21 |
| IdleOne | We had a humming bird feeder when I was in PA most I saw was 3 at one time but yeah they are fearless. | 15:22 |
| IdleOne | they also killed the bees that would steal nectar from the feeder | 15:23 |
| mneptok | at this point in summer there are a minimum of 12 at the feeder, with even more perched in the periphery waiting to swoop in. | 15:24 |
| mneptok | crazy. but cool as heck. | 15:24 |
| IdleOne | you should see if you can't get one to land on your arm or something. | 15:24 |
| mneptok | http://i.imgur.com/pzLcK.jpg | 15:28 |
| IdleOne | that's your hand? | 15:29 |
| mneptok | i wish. | 15:29 |
| mneptok | i have stood outside with a hand outstretched, but they're smart. "Uhhh ... dude. Unless you're made of nectar, you are NOT a primary target around here." | 15:29 |
| IdleOne | did you think of maybe holding a bowl with nectar in it? | 15:31 |
| IdleOne | hehe | 15:31 |
| mneptok | tried. "Why take the risk if that feeder is right there? But thanks, monkey-boy." | 15:33 |
| IdleOne | They got your number it seems | 15:34 |
| ubottu | FloodBotK1 called the ops in #kubuntu-ops-monitor (ucenik11 appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) | 15:44 |
| ubottu | FloodBotK2 called the ops in #kubuntu-ops-monitor (ucenik11 appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) | 15:44 |
| ubottu | FloodBotK1 called the ops in #kubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) | 15:44 |
| ubottu | FloodBotK2 called the ops in #kubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) | 15:44 |
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| BarkingFish | evening guys. Just a quick hello, and an ask if you could kindly watch meta-coder in #ubuntu-offtopic please, he's being kinda obnoxious, asking robinetd if he can suggest way that he could jam his connection, threatening to write a DDOS script to ctcp robinetd and jam him... | 19:42 |
| BarkingFish | doesn't look like a particularly nice dude, to me. Just thought i'd warn ya. | 19:42 |
| Pici | BarkingFish: I have an eye on him, thanks though :) | 19:42 |
| funkyHat | 〃 | 19:43 |
| BarkingFish | thanks Pici | 19:43 |
| BarkingFish | see ya round | 19:43 |
| Myrtti | lolwhat | 21:45 |
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