=== The_Fred is now known as TheFred === bacon is now known as christel [02:13] ooooo so tempting to build a reprap machine! [03:23] HazRPG: hey man [03:23] HazRPG: You about? [03:23] sammmmmmmm: sup [03:23] sammmmmmmm: yeah ^_^ [03:23] HazRPG: I spoke to you before about my piles [03:23] sammmmmmmm: ah yeah [03:23] sammmmmmmm: how'd it go? [03:24] HazRPG: I haven't woken early enough to see a GP yet [03:24] HazRPG: But I just did the fattest dump in my life. It took me half an hour and was the size of my foot [03:25] o.O [03:25] HazRPG: It reached the toilet water before it came out fully [03:25] HazRPG: Amazingly, I didn't bleed from it [03:25] yeah that's not going to help matters [03:25] although I know what it like not being awake to do morning stuff [03:25] HazRPG: I touched it and it was so dry and hard [03:26] HazRPG: But then some sloppy stuff came out after it [03:26] tmi for a logged channel ^_^ [03:27] I could probably knock someone out by throwing my stool at them [03:27] heh, now that is saying something - and rather disturbing at the same time :P [03:27] HazRPG: I don't understand why I'm so constipated [03:27] My diet is fine [03:28] stress? [03:28] I drink plenty of liquids [03:28] drinking plenty? [03:28] HazRPG: Hell no [03:28] I'm so laid back [03:28] like I said, fibre can go either way [03:28] I don't consume massive amounts of fibre [03:29] if you have too much fibre... but not enough water... then your going to get constipated, if you have too little fibre, and too much water... then... well... its going to be sloppy :P [03:29] Maybe a bit under nourished, but I wouldn't have thought it'd make it this bad [03:29] I don't drink any water [03:30] I haven't for months [03:30] I drink milk and sometimes Dr Pepper [03:30] not a huge issue, as long as your drinking fluids in general [03:30] cos they're still made with water somewhere [03:30] Then my stools should be sloppy......... [03:30] if you drink lots, its best to put more fibre to your diet [03:30] that will definitely help [03:31] I eat lots of bananas [03:31] best place I get my fibre, samiches and cereals :) [03:31] And I eat cereals [03:32] HazRPG: I probably need an expert to diagnose and recommend solutions [03:32] watch out for bananas! [03:32] HazRPG: Why? [03:32] although its good for fibre, it works both ways [03:32] They have fibre [03:32] its a strange paradox! [03:32] OMGGG [03:32] FFS [03:32] I just want a cure [03:32] 2-3 bananas iirc is a good daily amount [03:33] however, more than that, you'll constipate yourself [03:33] HazRPG: I don't eat more than that [03:33] hmm [03:33] sounds like there's enough fibre in your diet, its just fluids that's your issue then [03:33] HazRPG: Can milk cause constipation? [03:33] it shouldn't [03:33] I drink so much of it [03:34] body, technically speaking, can't properly digest milk iirc (I might be wrong on that one) [03:35] HazRPG: I heard that before, but without solid evidence. [03:35] HazRPG: And my best friend drinks as much, if not more milk than me, and he has no problems [03:36] lactase is an enzyme in the intestine that helps breaks down milk sugars... [03:36] HazRPG: Or at least, never talks about it... [03:36] but not everyone has the same levels of it... so having too much milk can cause issues to some people (esp. people who have very little - or non at all - which causes them to be lactose intolerance. [03:37] HazRPG: Wouldn't I know if I had that? [03:38] well... you'd know if you were lactose intolerant for sure! [03:38] milk shouldn't be an issue though [03:38] Then I'm not. [03:39] HazRPG: What about chicken? [03:39] I eat a lot of that. [03:39] as do I ^_^ [03:39] favourite meat group ^_^ [03:39] shouldn't cause an issue [03:39] I heard Vikings had big dumps because they eat so much meat. [03:39] but the more meat you eat, the more fibre and water you'd need with it [03:39] s/eat/ate/ [03:40] wouldn't call it wrong [03:40] a friend always told me "don't eat too much meat" as advice to me... however I find that you just need to balance how much fibre/water to go with the number of meat you eat - its hard to work out, but it can be balanced with a bit of mixing and matching to find out :) [03:41] balancing the diet can be a pain! [03:41] cos no 2 people are going to be the same [03:41] HazRPG: And because we're incredibly lazy [03:41] Or I am, at least. [03:42] I've recently started eating 3 of 4 tuna or cheese sandwiches... and that seems to be helping with the amount of fluids I have... [03:42] I eat tunas [03:42] just get your balance of fibre per fluids consumed :) [03:42] I eat cans of it... [03:42] same ^_^ [03:42] HazRPG: And see a GP soonish? [03:43] tuna/chicken/cheese/bread/pizza = my diet :P [03:43] Should I take one of my dumps with me? [03:43] sammmmmmmm: obviously :) [03:43] HazRPG: Love those foods too [03:43] sammmmmmmm: they might not be able to tell you exactly what your body needs, but they can at least guide you in the right direction! [03:44] and definitely get rid of any pains/irritations in that area - which is probably more important to fix really [03:44] HazRPG: not really [03:44] I can live with pain [03:44] I can't live with long-term health problems [03:44] for fruits I tend to drink them more than eat them... fresh cranberry juice is my forte [03:45] I don't eat that much fruit [03:45] sammmmmmmm: well that was more what I was getting at, the pain can be put aside mentally - however it will cause many complications over time [03:45] 1 banana a day [03:45] cranberry is good for the system btw :) [03:45] But I drink milk [03:46] HazRPG: why are you still awake? [03:46] although cranberry is sometimes classed as an acquired taste - but its good for flushing out the system [03:46] HazRPG: I like cranberry juice [03:46] HazRPG: does research support your statement? [03:47] about cranberry? [03:48] HazRPG: I hope my toilet still works... [03:48] HazRPG: yes [03:48] certainly, it's a cranberry juice has a mild diuretic quality [03:48] bah that was fail typing [03:48] HazRPG: why are you still awake? [03:49] have a look at diuretics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diuretic#Uses [03:49] specifically the uses part [03:49] for some info on cranberry: http://bnf.org/bnf/bnf/current/41001i995.htm [03:50] bah that was a bad link [03:50] HazRPG: Diuretics are often abused by sufferers of eating disorders, especially bulimics, in attempts at weight loss? [03:50] indeed [03:50] My weight is fine [03:51] Optimal BMI [03:51] yeah, but you still need some in your diet - they don't call it balanced for nothing :P [03:51] Balance requires effort and planning... [03:51] Two things I don't like to do [03:51] e.g. my dad's doctor recommended that he should drink lots and lots of cranberry when he had kidney stones [03:52] HazRPG: What are those? [03:52] very nasty is what they are :P [03:52] HazRPG: I've heard of them before [03:52] kidney stones are crystals that form in your kidneys [03:52] HazRPG: What's the technical name for them? [03:52] HazRPG: Crystals?!?!? [03:52] kidney stones is the technical name :P [03:53] HazRPG: lol sounds like slang [03:53] Like piles [03:53] HazRPG: You know so much more about stuff than me [03:53] HazRPG: Why are you so wise? [03:54] I guess if you want to get fully medical its "nephrolithasis" or "renal calculi" ... but don't quote me on those spellings [03:54] sammmmmmmm: my mum's a doctor lol, she kept telling more than I needed to know about stuff to scare me to do things properly [03:54] (she probably wanted me to become a doctor too, but that never happened :P) [03:54] also, google [03:54] I live on google [03:54] and wikipedia [03:55] I like reading about useless facts - because then it actually helps with conversations like this :P [03:55] * HazRPG is a jack of many trades... but master of none lol [03:56] so yeah, cranberry juice - very good for the system [03:56] I'd recommend at least 2 or 3 glasses in a week [03:56] HazRPG: why are you still awake? [03:57] (like I said, you don't need lots of it, but it stops you getting urinary infections, cos your constantly flushing out stuff quicker than it can form in the system ^_^ [03:57] sammmmmmmm: me? I sleep little and odd hours [03:58] HazRPG: sounds like you have a sleeping disorder, or a fancy sleeping schedule [03:58] its a rolling system schedule ^_^ [03:58] HazRPG: Like Arch Linux? [03:58] over time I'll be sleeping in the night then waking in the day... and slowly rotates round [03:58] sammmmmmmm: heh, sorta :P [03:59] HazRPG: Is it wrong for me to be proud of the humongous dump I just did? [03:59] heh, nah lol [03:59] First thing I did was text my friend about it [03:59] haha [03:59] I'd probably do the same [03:59] He'll see the text when he wakes up [03:59] but more because I know he'd get annoyed and think it to be tmi :P [04:00] so you asked me why I'm awake, how come your awake :P? [04:00] HazRPG: My friend won't care, he farts loudly when I'm about... [04:00] HazRPG: I struggle to go to bed and struggle to wake up [04:00] ah [04:00] that sucks [04:01] HazRPG: And I did a massive dump and wanted to talk about it [04:01] ^_^ [04:01] I have that problem too (sleeping) [04:01] And I was going to have a wank but CBA now [04:01] I find sleeping pointless, its more hours I could be doing something else [04:01] HazRPG: At uni, I just shift my sleeping times forward by 2 hours every day. [04:02] I do that [04:02] I know I roughly sleep 6-8hrs [04:02] I wish getting out of bed wasn't so hard [04:02] HazRPG: I sleep 10-14 [04:02] so if I know I need to be up at x time, I make sure to minus 8hrs off that for sleep [04:02] sammmmmmmm: agreed [04:03] HazRPG: Haha if I need to be up when at uni, I skip sleep two nights before, then go to bed early the night before [04:03] So I'm actually going to bed really really late [04:03] at the moment I usually sleep around 15-21 [04:03] 15-21 hours a day? [04:04] no from 3pm to 9pm [04:04] ah okay [04:04] my best friend has naps in the day [04:04] but like I said its rolling ^_^ [04:04] e.g. yesterday I fell asleep at 6pm, and woke up 11pm [04:04] sleep is so lame [04:05] I know what you mean [04:05] I wish I didn't need sleep [04:05] would be so awesome [04:05] like I said, its time I could be doing more stuff (like trawling the internets :P) [04:05] conscious 24/7 [04:05] HazRPG: isn't that a waste of your life? [04:06] I spend my time playing video games [04:06] erm... trawling the internets for food for my brain [04:06] HazRPG: how do you manage your job around your sleep? [04:06] constantly reading useless facts like I said :P [04:06] I work freelance :) [04:07] HazRPG: as what? [04:07] heh, ironically web developer [04:07] I like the internet so much, I want to create more of it :P [04:08] haven't been doing it freelance for long though, it's a recent thing since it fits better with my sleep [04:08] HazRPG: haha [04:08] HazRPG: Your sleep controls your life [04:08] I did work for a company for a year (between college/uni transition) [04:08] and now since I graduated, I decided I don't want to work for a company [04:09] HazRPG: If you slept normally, you could have a 9-5 job [04:09] sammmmmmmm: I could... but a 9-5 job means HAVING to do work you might not want to do [04:09] BTW isn't it unnatural to wake up at 06:30-08:00 every day? [04:09] freelance, means I can picky if I have many clients offering me work :P [04:10] at the moment I have about 2 websites that people want doing, and currently deciding which to take (or possibly take both, if one or the other doesn't mind waiting ) [04:10] sammmmmmmm: VERY unnatural [04:11] lets put it this way, me going to sleep anywhere between 9pm to 2am... means I'll be getting up (naturally) at around 9am-12pm [04:11] 9-5 seems like long and tedious hours [04:11] and that's if I just leave it to my brain to wake itself up, not a clock [04:11] HazRPG: I think people should wake up naturally [04:11] Clocks suck ass [04:11] I find, if I leave myself to my own devices - sleeping at night means I end up sleeping 8-12 hours [04:12] if I sleep during the day... I sleep 6-8hrs [04:12] But that would mean going to bed at like 7-8 [04:12] HazRPG: 6-8 is rubbish [04:12] I like 10-12 [04:12] like I said, currently I sleep 6pm to 12pm [04:12] I prefer 6-8, means I can do more - I'm too hyper naturally [04:13] I currently sleep 05:30 to 16:00 [04:13] why I hate sleep so much [04:14] I've always wanted to try doing what some of the genius artists and inverters use to do [04:14] have constant mini-naps during a day... [04:14] that way you have more hours in your days to work - and overall your brain functions better [04:14] HazRPG: If I had a 9-5 job, I'd have to go to bed at 9 and wake up at 7. Which would mean I'd only have 3 hours of free time a day (if it takes an hour to get home from work) [04:14] (it explains why dogs and cats seem to always be having lots of mini-naps!) [04:14] Busy from 21:00 'til 18:00 the next day [04:15] sammmmmmmm: I know what you mean [04:15] HazRPG: Sure, but it'd involve clocks [04:15] my dad works 9am-2pm, 4pm-9pm each day [04:15] I have no idea how he does it! [04:15] And those 3 hours would be comprised of eating, cleaning and doing chores and stuff [04:16] So 0 minutes to play games, socialise and relax [04:16] I know what you mean :( [04:16] 9-5 is shit [04:16] sammmmmmmm: except weekends ;) [04:16] sammmmmmmm: weekends = PARTY TIME! [04:16] Should be 14:00 to 18:00 [04:16] HazRPG: Weekends are few and far between [04:16] HazRPG: People work like your dad in Spain [04:16] although for most 9-5ers, weekends means cleaning/choirs and just generally just sitting and doing nothing [04:16] They nap in the afternoon [04:17] heh, yeah that's what my dad does! [04:17] I don't know how he does it, I can't nap... AT ALL! [04:17] Why not? [04:17] I suck at it too [04:17] if I nap, it ends up being a full on sleep :P [04:17] lol same [04:17] My best friend is good at it [04:17] so say I got up at 6am... and then napped at say 10am... [04:17] I'd wake up 4pm [04:18] you wouldn't want to nap 4 hours after you wake up [04:18] Or at least I wouldn't [04:18] napping is a hard habit to get into, unless you did it as a kid [04:18] I never did [04:18] I wouldn't, but I've had to do it a few times though [04:18] Parents told me to get a bigass sleep at night [04:18] same [04:19] HazRPG: Is it normal to have a limp left foot and left arm after a HUGE dump? [04:19] and I blame my sleeping pattern because my parents never told me off for play RPG's non-stop when I was a kid [04:19] I would play Final Fantasy for 18hrs at a time [04:19] Could I be having a mini-stroke? [04:19] literally! [04:19] only taking a break for say food, and toilet breaks... [04:19] HazRPG: HAHAHA same about the RPGs [04:20] e.g. my dad would wake up in the morning (around 7-8am) see me... and say "you still up? Make sure you get to school on time!" [04:20] Used to love 'em [04:20] that was about it [04:20] HazRPG: wow [04:20] HazRPG: that's bad [04:21] didn't do me any harm ^_^ [04:21] HazRPG: worose than me [04:21] he was more strict about me being clean, then my sleeping pattern [04:21] my parents were only strict about profanity [04:21] i.e. he would get a broom, and LITERALLY threaten to sweep all the stuff on the floor into the bin [04:22] I was allowed to, but NOT in the house [04:22] that's harsh [04:22] Could I be having a mini-stroke? [04:22] hmm? [04:22] how? [04:22] the fuck? [04:22] HazRPG: Is it normal to have a limp left foot and left arm after a HUGE dump? [04:22] how bout your left side of your face/ [04:22] HazRPG: You missed my earlier messages... [04:22] ?* [04:22] HazRPG: feels fine [04:23] then I doubt it's a stroke [04:23] HazRPG: my foot felt limp and now my forearm feels weird [04:23] try talking aloud [04:23] and my bum aches [04:23] if you can form sentences fine... then your not having a stroke [04:23] HazRPG: lol no, don't want to wake anyone [04:24] whisper ^_^ [04:24] HazRPG: no, I'd look stupid [04:24] hmm the ability to understand things also fades if your having a stroke too [04:24] HazRPG: or im just tired? [04:24] also, inability to see one side of vision [04:24] so if one eye is blurry, then you need to be worried [04:24] HazRPG: or im just short-sighted? [04:24] more likely lack of sleep dude ^_^ [04:25] sammmmmmmm: not unless you see blurryness with your glasses on! [04:25] HazRPG: that reminds me, why do my muscles sometimes ache when I'm sleep deprived? [04:25] also not seeing at all can be possible too [04:25] HazRPG: wow id hate that [04:25] I like being able to see stuff [04:26] (in one eye! its unlikely to have a stroke in both sides of the brain - rare) [04:26] HazRPG: would you rather lose an arm or go blind? [04:26] hmm [04:26] why do my muscles sometimes ache when I'm sleep deprived? [04:26] I'd rather loose an arm, then go blind [04:26] my skills are computer based [04:26] HazRPG: hahah same [04:26] I'd rather type with one hand, then to not be able to see what it is I'm coding [04:26] HazRPG: what about both arms? [04:27] hmm, that would be hard [04:27] don't think I could sit and talk to my computer all day long [04:27] yeah, would be [04:27] lol same [04:27] eyetracking? [04:27] ? [04:27] you could use it to type [04:27] also, not sure why sleep deprivation causes pains, but it does :P [04:28] sammmmmmmm: that would drive me insane [04:28] would you ever augment yourself? [04:28] how do you mean? [04:28] HazRPG: stephen hawking doesn't mind doing it [04:28] throw myself into a computer? [04:28] HazRPG: nooooo [04:28] HazRPG: Deus Ex [04:28] never played that [04:29] heard of it... though [04:29] Mechanical body parts [04:29] Cyborgs [04:29] ah [04:29] hmm [04:29] maybe [04:29] Would you give up an arm for a mechanical one? [04:29] Or an eye? [04:29] would be cool to be indestructible in places :P [04:29] maybe not an eye [04:29] but other body parts yes [04:29] HazRPG: people have done it [04:30] would love not needing to go to the toilet for example :P [04:30] HazRPG: how would that work? [04:30] HazRPG: you NEED the toilet, man [04:30] e.g. all goes into a box that I can just throw into a machine and put in a different box ^_^ [04:30] WTF? [04:30] lol exactly [04:31] would you augment your penis? [04:31] e.g. all toilet waste goes into some sort of box... which you can just remove, and place into a toilet like thing to clean it out [04:31] [Jono Bacon] Recording a Screencast In Ubuntu Tutorial - http://www.jonobacon.org/2011/09/07/recording-a-screencast-in-ubuntu-tutorial/ [04:31] sammmmmmmm: hell no! [04:31] sammmmmmmm: I want to be able to feel something good ;D [04:32] I'd augment my chest and belly [04:32] With super tough metal compounds [04:32] And then my limbs [04:33] My eyes if I could safely [04:33] Super eyesight would be awesome [04:33] I'd only augment one eye, if it meant I could do some awesome calculations with it to predict stuff with (e.g. reference Eureka :P) [04:34] (or terminator) [04:34] HazRPG: Augmented reality [04:34] ;D [04:34] I'd use it to whois people in real time [04:34] technically we're getting there! [04:34] with glasses and such [04:34] I want to know about people without talking to them [04:35] haha yeah [04:35] would defo help with relationships too! [04:35] I want to know if a girl will put out just by looking at her [04:35] (schedule of her day...) [04:35] HazRPG: OMG you think like me [04:35] (she likes, x, y, z...) [04:36] (she just made a reference to *this*, here is a sample of what she's talking about) [04:36] HazRPG: imagine how useful augmented reality would be for soldiers and firefighters [04:36] or if its from a TV programme (here is a video of what she's talking about) [04:36] would be cool [04:36] HazRPG: But then you have the issue of whether she likes you for who you are, or for the machine you use [04:36] speaking of hating going to the toilet... brb [04:37] HazRPG: If she only likes you because you can understand her using complex electronics and computer code, it might de-value your relationship. [04:38] HazRPG: Although I struggle with empathy, so I'd use it more as a handicap tool rather than because I'm just lazy [04:39] HazRPG: I do not understand girls AT ALL [04:39] Probably why I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years [04:40] heh, don't confuse the situation - at the end of the day, the computer won't act for you unless you tell it to [04:40] it'll only present to you what your actually thinking [04:40] or requesting of it [04:40] and at the end of the day, your brain would still have to process if you want to follow up with any of the stuff it presents to you [04:40] HazRPG: could do more [04:41] e.g. "hmm I wonder what type of flower she likes" and then it tells you, and you don't go and buy it [04:41] so at the end of the day, she'd still like you for you... cos its your choices [04:41] the fact that your memory and ability to find things easier would be irrelevant [04:42] Could augmented reality tell me if girls like me or not? [04:42] besides, who to say she wouldn't do the same thing back to you - if she had it too [04:42] sammmmmmmm: it could try to read body languages, and maybe base it on past events, etc [04:42] but doubt it would be fully accurate [04:42]