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[02:05] <PerfieM> So, how do I become an op for ubuntu?
[02:05] <IdleOne> PerfieM: you serious?
[02:05] <rww> !canibeanop | PerfieM
[02:05] <rww> I thought I'd given that factoid to you in the past, maybe I'm misremembering.
[02:05] <IdleOne> there is the info
[02:06] <PerfieM> IdleOne: weird, right? I've decided to help freenode, not destroy it.
[02:06] <PerfieM> rww: probably misremembering, but thanks
[02:06] <IdleOne> PerfieM: if you are serious about it that sounds great.
[02:06] <IdleOne> Good luck.
[02:06] <PerfieM> sounds wonderful, thanks champ
[02:10] <IdleOne> PerfieM: if you would please part this channel as per the topic. thanks.
[02:10] <PerfieM> Oh right.
[02:10] <PerfieM> lulz
[02:11] <rww> dealing with ^
[02:12] <IdleOne> woke up half of Europe for no reason
[02:12] <IdleOne> hehe
[03:07] <bazhang> blackbuntu ?
 lol noobs
[05:05] <Myrtti> alabd: hi
[05:06] <alabd> Myrtti: hi 2 you
[05:07] <Myrtti> alabd: whazzup
[05:07] <alabd> my usr has been banned from #ubuntu some months ago maybe it's time ro remove it ?
[05:09] <Myrtti> ok, could you please wait for someone else to look into it, Im not on a device I could easily check things or unban you :-\
[05:56] <alabd> Myrtti: sure thanks
[07:23] <ikonia> alabd: hello there
[07:23] <ikonia> wizardken_: hello also
[07:23] <wizardken_> ikonia, sup?
[07:24] <wizardken_> i know u?
[07:24] <ikonia> wizardken_: I was wondering if you could please change your part message
[07:24] <wizardken_> part message?
[07:24] <ikonia> wizardken_: I forwarded you to this channel instead of #ubuntu-offtopic to request you change your part message
[07:24] <ikonia> wizardken_: yes, the message your client posts as you leave the hcannel
[07:24] <ikonia> 7:41 -!- wizardken_ [~wizardken@unaffiliated/cwhizz] has quit [Quit: "If I throw this paper, yo bitch gone fetch!" -- Big Sean]
[07:24] <alabd> ikonia: hello how are you fine?
[07:25] <ikonia> alabd: yes thank you,
[07:25] <ikonia> alabd: how can we help you ?
[07:25] <ikonia> I've only just noticed you are here, so how can we help ?
[07:26] <alabd> thanks , don't you want remove ban after some months ?
[07:26] <ikonia> alabd: no, not at this time.
[07:27] <alabd> ok should humble remind you ?
[07:27] <ikonia> wizardken_: is it possible you could change that please ?
[07:27] <wizardken_> ikonia, yes i will
[07:28] <wizardken_> it's changed
[07:28] <wizardken_> thanks for telling me
[07:28] <wizardken_> I didn't think it would bother anyone
[07:28] <ikonia> wizardken_: thank you very much, one moment and I'll remove the forward for you
[07:28] <ikonia> alabd: no need, thank you
[07:29] <ikonia> wizardken_: forward removed, if you leave this channel and join #ubuntu-offtopic you should be fine
[07:29] <wizardken_> ikonia, ok thanks
[07:29] <alabd> ikonia: np , Allah bless you bye
[07:29] <wizardken_> I'm still banned ikonia
[07:29] <ikonia> wizardken_: did it not work ?
[07:30] <ikonia> I removed the forward I put on you, one moment
[07:30] <rww> 07:30 -!- 42 - #ubuntu-offtopic: ban *!*@unaffiliated/cwhizz [by funkyHat!~m@funkyhat.org, 205960 secs ago]
[07:30] <ikonia> (please)
[07:32] <ikonia> wizardken_: can you try again please
[07:33] <wizardken_> it works, ikonia , thanks
[12:06] <g30> what is this?
[12:07] <g30> get muted for what?
[12:07] <oCean> g30: hi there
[12:07] <g30> ocean mut me for no reason?
[12:07] <oCean> there was a reason
[12:07] <g30> why?
[12:07] <g30> please do tell
[12:07] <g30> ?
[12:07] <g30> ?
[12:07] <oCean> I told you to stop talking offtopic
[12:07] <g30> this is how u want users to be treated?
[12:07] <oCean> see, #ubuntu is a support channel, not a discussion channel
[12:07] <g30> topic is ubuntu is it not?
[12:08] <g30> right
[12:08] <g30> and i asked
[12:08] <oCean> we have other channels, like #ubuntu-offtopic where you can discuss such issues
[12:08] <g30> about compiz
[12:08] <g30> and ccsm
[12:08] <g30> is that not support matter?
[12:08] <oCean> indeed, and those support questions are very welcome
[12:08] <g30> then why did u mute me?
[12:08] <oCean> yes it is, but you have to drop the other offtopic talk
[12:08] <oCean> I muted you because you did not stop the offtopic
[12:08] <g30> ok i got it
[12:09] <g30> we can talk so long as ocean agrees with it
[12:09] <g30> :)
[12:09] <g30> thanks but no thanks take care
[12:09] <g30> im going to go somewhere where i can speak with friendly people
[12:09] <g30> :)
[12:09] <g30> so long
[12:09] <oCean> goodbye then
[14:01] <Myrtti> !pm > somicuthbert
[15:39] <oCean> ajbiz11: hello, how may we help you?
[15:40] <ajbiz11> oh, i was just joining to see the current ubuntu talk
[15:40] <oCean> ajbiz11: this is not the general ubuntu channel. This is for channel operators
[15:40] <ajbiz11> oh oops, i opened the wrong room
[17:04] <ikonia> hello vi
[17:04] <ikonia> vi
[17:04] <vlbhav> unmute?
[17:04] <ikonia> no
[17:04] <vlbhav> oh hi ikonia
[17:04] <vlbhav> why?
[17:04] <ikonia> changing your nickname will not help you get around the ban
[17:04] <ikonia> neither will not using your cloak
[17:04] <ikonia> freenode staff are in this channel and are not stupid
[17:05] <ikonia> watching you ask for cloaks, change your nickname and not wear your cloak sends signals
[17:05] <ikonia> vlbhav: we'll let you know when the mute will be removed
[17:05] <vlbhav> i did not change my cloak , it is juat the fact the i am chatting throught mh iphone
[17:06] <ikonia> that doesn't change your nickname
[17:06] <vlbhav> nick? it was a ghost
[17:06] <ikonia> not it's not
[17:06] <ikonia> you're using vlbhav instead of vibhav
[17:06] <ikonia> that's a manual change
[17:06] <ikonia> the sooner you grow up, the easier conversations like this will go
[17:06] <vlbhav> oops
[17:06] <vlbhav> just wait
[17:07] <ikonia> I don't need to, there isn't anything to discuss at this time
[17:07] <ikonia> we'll let you know when we unmute you, in the mean time, please leave this channel and go back to your normal IRC topics
[17:07] <vibhav> irc topics?
[17:08] <ikonia> yes, #ubuntu-offtopic for example for offtopic discussion
[17:36] <Corey> ikonia: Terr seems lovely.
[17:37] <ikonia> agreed
[17:37] <ikonia> found fredericks problem, they have linked in his network config to "epass" software
[17:38] <Jordan_U> !ooo
[17:38] <Jordan_U> Should be changed for Libre Office.
[17:38] <ikonia> make it so
[17:40] <Corey> Now he's at it in ##linux
[17:40] <Corey> ikonia: How'd you sort that one out?
[17:40] <Corey> The epass one, specifically.
[17:40] <ikonia> Corey: watching him tell lies to the people in #archlinux about the issue
[17:41] <ikonia> he was holding back in #ubuntu
[17:41] <Corey> Ooh, gotcha.  He get booted from there, ikonia?
[17:41] <ikonia> no, but he's now asking for epass help
[17:41] <ikonia> which when I looked into it is like a corperate remote login token
[17:41] <ikonia> so I'm guessing he can't authenticate properly without this token stuff working, hence no network ID
[17:43] <jrib> heh, I pmed him advising him to replicate the issue on a default install
[17:43] <jrib> he's telling me about his "real" problem now
[17:43] <Corey> Right, and I don't want the responsibility of breaking it. :-)
[17:43] <ikonia> jrib: was I close ?
[17:43] <ikonia> Corey: this is the thing we can't break his corperate build
[17:43] <jrib> "man the real issue is I need to make a vpn client work oki?"
[17:43] <ikonia> there we go
[17:44] <ikonia> I new it
[17:44] <Corey> ikonia: Tempting to give him the fix he wants. :-)
[17:44] <ikonia> jrib: if he'd just said that in the first place I'd have researched epass as I have done now, and tested to 2 main issues/solutions
[17:44] <ikonia> rather than the lies
[17:47] <Corey> Right.  Don't tell me what you think I want to hear, I can't troubleshoot based on that.
[17:47] <ikonia> it's a pretty straight forward and reasonable question
[17:48] <ikonia> I've got an ubuntu install that I'm trying to connect to a vpn using epass, I'm getting X problem, please help
[17:48] <ikonia> rather than having to dig through the obvious lies about what was going on
[17:48] <ikonia> I'm sure jrib will dig him out
[17:49] <ikonia> the guys in #archlinux certainly aren't
[17:50] <Jordan_U> !loffice is <reply> LibreOffice is a Free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install libreoffice". User help available in #libreoffice.
[17:50] <Jordan_U> @login
[17:50] <Jordan_U> !loffice is <reply> LibreOffice is a Free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install libreoffice". User help available in #libreoffice.
[17:51] <Jordan_U> !forget ooo
[17:51] <Jordan_U> !ooo is <alias> loffice
[17:51] <Jordan_U> !unforget ooo
[17:51] <Jordan_U> !no ooo is <alias> loffice
[17:52] <Jordan_U> !forget openoffice
[17:53] <Jordan_U> Sorry for the flood of mistakes (past and near future).
[17:53] <Jordan_U> !unforget openoffice
[17:54] <Jordan_U> !openoffice is <alias> libreoffice
[17:54] <Jordan_U> !no openoffice is <alias> libreoffice
[17:54] <Jordan_U> !no openoffice is <alias> loffice
[17:55] <Jordan_U> !libreoffice is <alias> loffice
[17:55] <jrib> ikonia: all yours if you want to help him (I have not)
[17:56] <jrib> !ooo
[17:56] <Jordan_U> !unforget libreoffice
[17:57] <Jordan_U> !no libreoffice is <alias> loffice
[17:58] <ikonia> jrib: not for me, the attitude stunk and I don't like being lied to
[17:58] <ikonia> he's gone anyway
[18:00] <Jordan_U> And after reading the old libreoffice factoid I realize now that OpenOffice is still used in older but still supported versions of Ubuntu. If #libreoffice is willing to help with pre-fork OpenOffice then I think the factoid situation can be left as-is with no OpenOffice specific factoid (assuming I have now sorted it out correctly).
[18:27] <Corey> Boom.
[18:34] <oCean> Mamarok: hello, how can we help you?
[18:35] <oCean> oh
[18:48] <Corey> That was interesting.