[01:27] i need botnet [01:41] In #ubuntu-irc, macer1 said: !bot-#ubuntu-pl is Bot jest botem [02:05] So, how do I become an op for ubuntu? [02:05] PerfieM: you serious? [02:05] !canibeanop | PerfieM [02:05] PerfieM: If you are interested in joining the Ops team, take a look at both http://www.siltala.net/2010/03/24/ops-teams-applications-announcement/ and https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/IrcTeam/OperatorRequirements for info on the process and requirements. You can also learn about what the job entails from people in #ubuntu-irc. [02:05] I thought I'd given that factoid to you in the past, maybe I'm misremembering. [02:05] there is the info [02:06] IdleOne: weird, right? I've decided to help freenode, not destroy it. [02:06] rww: probably misremembering, but thanks [02:06] PerfieM: if you are serious about it that sounds great. [02:06] Good luck. [02:06] sounds wonderful, thanks champ [02:10] PerfieM: if you would please part this channel as per the topic. thanks. [02:10] Oh right. [02:10] lulz [02:11] outstandingcitiz called the ops in #ubuntu () [02:11] dealing with ^ [02:12] woke up half of Europe for no reason [02:12] hehe [03:07] blackbuntu ? [03:14] lol noobs [04:49] st3v3n called the ops in #ubuntu () [04:55] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) [05:05] alabd: hi [05:06] Myrtti: hi 2 you [05:07] alabd: whazzup [05:07] my usr has been banned from #ubuntu some months ago maybe it's time ro remove it ? [05:09] ok, could you please wait for someone else to look into it, Im not on a device I could easily check things or unban you :-\ [05:56] Myrtti: sure thanks [07:23] alabd: hello there [07:23] wizardken_: hello also [07:23] ikonia, sup? [07:24] i know u? [07:24] wizardken_: I was wondering if you could please change your part message [07:24] part message? [07:24] wizardken_: I forwarded you to this channel instead of #ubuntu-offtopic to request you change your part message [07:24] wizardken_: yes, the message your client posts as you leave the hcannel [07:24] 7:41 -!- wizardken_ [~wizardken@unaffiliated/cwhizz] has quit [Quit: "If I throw this paper, yo bitch gone fetch!" -- Big Sean] [07:24] ikonia: hello how are you fine? [07:25] alabd: yes thank you, [07:25] alabd: how can we help you ? [07:25] I've only just noticed you are here, so how can we help ? [07:26] thanks , don't you want remove ban after some months ? [07:26] alabd: no, not at this time. [07:27] ok should humble remind you ? [07:27] wizardken_: is it possible you could change that please ? [07:27] ikonia, yes i will [07:28] it's changed [07:28] thanks for telling me [07:28] I didn't think it would bother anyone [07:28] wizardken_: thank you very much, one moment and I'll remove the forward for you [07:28] alabd: no need, thank you [07:29] wizardken_: forward removed, if you leave this channel and join #ubuntu-offtopic you should be fine [07:29] ikonia, ok thanks [07:29] ikonia: np , Allah bless you bye [07:29] I'm still banned ikonia [07:29] wizardken_: did it not work ? [07:30] I removed the forward I put on you, one moment [07:30] 07:30 -!- 42 - #ubuntu-offtopic: ban *!*@unaffiliated/cwhizz [by funkyHat!~m@funkyhat.org, 205960 secs ago] [07:30] (please) [07:32] wizardken_: can you try again please [07:33] it works, ikonia , thanks [12:06] what is this? [12:07] get muted for what? [12:07] g30: hi there [12:07] ocean mut me for no reason? [12:07] there was a reason [12:07] why? [12:07] please do tell [12:07] ? [12:07] ? [12:07] I told you to stop talking offtopic [12:07] this is how u want users to be treated? [12:07] see, #ubuntu is a support channel, not a discussion channel [12:07] topic is ubuntu is it not? [12:08] right [12:08] and i asked [12:08] we have other channels, like #ubuntu-offtopic where you can discuss such issues [12:08] about compiz [12:08] and ccsm [12:08] is that not support matter? [12:08] indeed, and those support questions are very welcome [12:08] then why did u mute me? [12:08] yes it is, but you have to drop the other offtopic talk [12:08] I muted you because you did not stop the offtopic [12:08] ok i got it [12:09] we can talk so long as ocean agrees with it [12:09] :) [12:09] thanks but no thanks take care [12:09] im going to go somewhere where i can speak with friendly people [12:09] :) [12:09] so long [12:09] goodbye then [14:01] !pm > somicuthbert [15:39] ajbiz11: hello, how may we help you? [15:40] oh, i was just joining to see the current ubuntu talk [15:40] ajbiz11: this is not the general ubuntu channel. This is for channel operators [15:40] oh oops, i opened the wrong room [17:04] hello vi [17:04] vi [17:04] unmute? [17:04] no [17:04] oh hi ikonia [17:04] why? [17:04] changing your nickname will not help you get around the ban [17:04] neither will not using your cloak [17:04] freenode staff are in this channel and are not stupid [17:05] watching you ask for cloaks, change your nickname and not wear your cloak sends signals [17:05] vlbhav: we'll let you know when the mute will be removed [17:05] i did not change my cloak , it is juat the fact the i am chatting throught mh iphone [17:06] that doesn't change your nickname [17:06] nick? it was a ghost [17:06] not it's not [17:06] you're using vlbhav instead of vibhav [17:06] that's a manual change [17:06] the sooner you grow up, the easier conversations like this will go [17:06] oops [17:06] just wait [17:07] I don't need to, there isn't anything to discuss at this time === vlbhav is now known as vibhav [17:07] we'll let you know when we unmute you, in the mean time, please leave this channel and go back to your normal IRC topics [17:07] irc topics? [17:08] yes, #ubuntu-offtopic for example for offtopic discussion [17:36] ikonia: Terr seems lovely. [17:37] agreed [17:37] found fredericks problem, they have linked in his network config to "epass" software [17:38] !ooo [17:38] a free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install openoffice.org". User help available in #openoffice.org. [17:38] Should be changed for Libre Office. [17:38] make it so [17:40] Now he's at it in ##linux [17:40] ikonia: How'd you sort that one out? [17:40] The epass one, specifically. [17:40] Corey: watching him tell lies to the people in #archlinux about the issue [17:41] he was holding back in #ubuntu [17:41] Ooh, gotcha. He get booted from there, ikonia? [17:41] no, but he's now asking for epass help [17:41] which when I looked into it is like a corperate remote login token [17:41] so I'm guessing he can't authenticate properly without this token stuff working, hence no network ID [17:43] heh, I pmed him advising him to replicate the issue on a default install [17:43] he's telling me about his "real" problem now [17:43] Right, and I don't want the responsibility of breaking it. :-) [17:43] jrib: was I close ? [17:43] Corey: this is the thing we can't break his corperate build [17:43] "man the real issue is I need to make a vpn client work oki?" [17:43] there we go [17:44] I new it [17:44] ikonia: Tempting to give him the fix he wants. :-) [17:44] jrib: if he'd just said that in the first place I'd have researched epass as I have done now, and tested to 2 main issues/solutions [17:44] rather than the lies [17:47] Right. Don't tell me what you think I want to hear, I can't troubleshoot based on that. [17:47] it's a pretty straight forward and reasonable question [17:48] I've got an ubuntu install that I'm trying to connect to a vpn using epass, I'm getting X problem, please help [17:48] rather than having to dig through the obvious lies about what was going on [17:48] I'm sure jrib will dig him out [17:49] the guys in #archlinux certainly aren't [17:50] !loffice is LibreOffice is a Free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install libreoffice". User help available in #libreoffice. [17:50] In #ubuntu-ops, Jordan_U said: !loffice is LibreOffice is a Free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install libreoffice". User help available in #libreoffice. [17:50] @login [17:50] The operation succeeded. [17:50] !loffice is LibreOffice is a Free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install libreoffice". User help available in #libreoffice. [17:50] I'll remember that, Jordan_U [17:51] !forget ooo [17:51] I'll forget that, Jordan_U [17:51] !ooo is loffice [17:51] ooo has been forgotten, use '!unforget ooo' to edit it again [17:51] !unforget ooo [17:51] I suddenly remember ooo again, Jordan_U [17:51] !no ooo is loffice [17:51] You are editing an alias. Please repeat the edit command within the next 10 seconds to confirm [17:52] !forget openoffice [17:52] I'll forget that, Jordan_U [17:53] Sorry for the flood of mistakes (past and near future). [17:53] !unforget openoffice [17:53] I suddenly remember openoffice again, Jordan_U [17:54] !openoffice is libreoffice [17:54] But openoffice already means something else! [17:54] !no openoffice is libreoffice [17:54] Factoid 'libreoffice' does not exist [17:54] !no openoffice is loffice [17:54] I'll remember that Jordan_U [17:55] !libreoffice is loffice [17:55] libreoffice has been forgotten, use '!unforget libreoffice' to edit it again [17:55] ikonia: all yours if you want to help him (I have not) [17:56] !ooo [17:56] LibreOffice is a Free and open source office suite that includes word processor, spreadsheet, presentation, vector drawing and database components. To install: "sudo apt-get install libreoffice". User help available in #libreoffice. [17:56] !unforget libreoffice [17:56] I suddenly remember libreoffice again, Jordan_U [17:57] !no libreoffice is loffice [17:57] I'll remember that Jordan_U [17:58] jrib: not for me, the attitude stunk and I don't like being lied to [17:58] he's gone anyway [18:00] And after reading the old libreoffice factoid I realize now that OpenOffice is still used in older but still supported versions of Ubuntu. If #libreoffice is willing to help with pre-fork OpenOffice then I think the factoid situation can be left as-is with no OpenOffice specific factoid (assuming I have now sorted it out correctly). [18:26] xangua called the ops in #ubuntu (shadowcock) [18:27] Boom. [18:34] Mamarok: hello, how can we help you? [18:35] oh [18:48] That was interesting.