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rmg51careful, it's getting closer to Thanksgiving every day :-[00:05
MobileTurkeyoh boy he's dropping some threats00:11
MobileTurkeybe careful I might have the bird flu :|00:11
rmg51we won't know that until you dead and skinned and ready for the oven00:16
MobileTurkeyby that time you'll regret you ever bought that stuffing...00:20
rmg51maybe, but there will be one less MobileTurkey /MutantTurkey in the world00:23
ChinnoDogmmm, stuffing00:27
andrewmmm00:30
rmg51so, who's all on board to stuff a MutantTurkey?00:34
rmg51or maybe a mobile one00:34
MobileTurkeywatch out or I might just pull the ol' 1 2 and flap outta here00:35
rmg51a moving target00:36
rmg51works for me00:36
MobileTurkeyi'll have you know I can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs...00:36
rmg51where are all the hunters of the loco team?00:38
rmg51maybe they are just waiting for a certain MutantTurkey to run by :-D00:39
* rmg51 heads off the the turkey blind to await events ;-)00:43
ChinnoDogGoogle Voice with Sprint sounds awesome. Anyone using it?01:31
MobileTurkeysounds like it kills your battery, barkey01:34
ChinnoDoghmm01:35
ChinnoDogDid you google it? Android apps change so fast and phones are so different it is hard to know whether google results apply at any one given time01:36
ChinnoDogI'm going to give it a spin.01:36
MobileTurkeynot at all01:36
MobileTurkeycythes: still around?01:36
ChinnoDogSo if someone calls my sprint number and I pick up on a land line... I guess it doesn't cost me minutes? But what happens if I call someone else's google voice number and they pick up on a cell phone. Will that count as a cell-to-cell call or is it a cell-to-landline call? Confusing...01:55
ChinnoDogI'll ask the twitterverse01:56
cythesMobileTurkey: Now I am02:18
MobileTurkeycythes: go on facebook and look up a band called " A False Sense of Valor" and go underneath their Wall then their most recent note. I just shat all over their singer02:21
cythesMobileTurkey: I aint finding it v.v02:23
MobileTurkeyugh hold up02:26
MobileTurkeyhttp://www.facebook.com/notes/tyler-lindquist/the-future-of-a-false-sense-of-valor/10150302435443527?ref=notif&notif_t=note_reply02:27
MobileTurkeyeh?02:27
cythesHoly hell man... I proud... I very proud... Carbon Leaf Still rules.02:28
MobileTurkeycarbon leaf is awsome -.-02:31
cythesDont you forget it and we wont have an issue. :D02:32
cythes(0,0) Hoot Hoot02:32
ChinnoDogcarbon leaf?02:41
cythesJah02:43
MobileTurkayycarbon leaf02:45
MobileTurkayywhat outta nashville? nah I forget where02:46
MobileTurkayythey are from S.C i think02:46
MobileTurkayythey are pretty freaking mellow02:46
cythesChinnoDog: They are an awesome irish rock / country band my friend forced me to listen too and I have liked ever since.02:50
cythesI need to go get clean... but first..02:50
cythesChinnoDog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWfSA8mxpVY02:51
MobileTurkayythey are "irish'02:54
MobileTurkayycan't listen to them anymore.02:54
ChinnoDogcythes: Thanks for that link. I like that.02:57
MobileTurkayylogs?02:59
MobileTurkayywhat happened to pennbot :[02:59
ChinnoDogLong dead.03:04
cythesMobileTurkayy: I sent him a link to carbon leaf03:05
cythesChinnoDog: Has been enlightened.03:06
cythesNIght all03:45
togglesInHisName: '9108:13
JonathanDMorning.09:38
rmg51morning JonathanD09:45
JonathanDhey09:51
rmg51o/09:56
teddy-dbearmorning12:13
InHisNametoggles: I forgot the question that you answered.12:14
* ChinnoDog yawns13:17
* InHisName yawns too13:33
ChinnoDoghi lamalex14:24
lamalexhi ChinnoDog14:24
ChinnoDoglamalex: coming back to PA any time soon?14:29
lamalexi was home this weekend14:29
lamalexprobably not again until thanksgiving time14:29
ChinnoDogDo you drive/fly/other?14:31
ChinnoDoglamalex:14:34
lamalexmixed bag14:34
lamalexi don't have a car so I don't drive, but the bus, or hitch a ride14:35
lamalexthis weekend i hitched a ride14:36
lamalexi was only home for a day ha14:36
ChinnoDogYou can always take Megabus to Boston and then from Boston to Philly.14:37
ChinnoDoglamalex: I've taken it to NYC. It isn't bad.14:45
lamalexi know14:45
lamalexi know the buses better than anyone on the east coast14:45
lamalexi've gone ... everywhere on them14:45
lamalexmegabus blows though14:46
lamalexbolt bus is way better14:46
ChinnoDogOh yea? What else is out there? There is BoltBus, but their routes are few.14:46
ChinnoDogThey only go a few places though14:46
lamalexyah but they at least get you to the hubs14:46
lamalexand let you take a bike14:46
lamalexmegabus doesn't let you bring a bicycle14:47
kastedand if the wifi is "working", it still isn't that great.14:48
* lamalex has never tried14:49
ChinnoDogIt worked sporadically on the way to NYC. I abandoned it and tethered my phone instead, which was pretty reliable.14:49
lamalexi just read and listen to music and stay off of the computer14:56
lamalextalk to strangers14:56
lamalexsew14:56
lamalexwhatevez14:56
ChinnoDoglamalex: sew?15:11
lamalexyah, sew15:11
lamalexneedle and thread15:11
lamalexmy clothes often have holes in them15:11
lamalexgotta patch them up15:11
cythesChinnoDog: How did that work out?17:24
ChinnoDogaaargh17:47
ChinnoDogirssi is misbehaving now17:47
TheEvilPhoenixo.O17:48
TheEvilPhoenix...17:48
cythesSee this is how it starts...17:50
TheEvilPhoenixhow what starts, the zombie apocalypse?17:53
TheEvilPhoenixif so there's a weapons cache nearby and a bunker protected by energy fields17:53
TheEvilPhoenix:P17:53
cythesGood point lol17:55
TheEvilPhoenixand by weapons i mean weapons which are energy or particle-based, and thus are stronger than standard military firearms17:58
TheEvilPhoenix*points to the plasma beam emitter rifle, the photon grenades, and the antimatter bombs*17:58
cythes......... *GUN-GASM*18:00
cythesTheEvilPhoenix: All we need now are Gundams..18:04
GeekyAdamanswer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary?18:08
cythesGeekyAdam: You may have saved the world!18:14
TheEvilPhoenixcythes:  or nukes :P18:53
TheEvilPhoenix<GeekyAdam> [09/26/11 14:08:40] +answer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary?  <-- except after 250000 plasma bursts18:53
TheEvilPhoenixthen all you do is change the power cell18:53
TheEvilPhoenix*presses eject core button*18:53
cythesThey work too.18:54
TheEvilPhoenix*inserts new core and closes access panel*18:54
TheEvilPhoenixmy bunker also incorporates a last-resort protection system18:54
TheEvilPhoenixin the event the bunker is breached...18:54
TheEvilPhoenixa massive antimatter bomb detonates18:54
TheEvilPhoenixobliterating the bunker and everything in it18:54
TheEvilPhoenixthus preventing the zombies from acquiring energy- and particle- based weapons18:55
GeekyAdamthe only thing worse than zombie apocalypse is laser-based-weapon-yielding-zombie apocalypse. we'd be effed.20:32
MutantTurkeyyou amean the lazer-based-weapon-weilding-robot-killing-zombie-apocalypse20:41
MutantTurkeyFTFY20:42
MutantTurkeyTheEvilPhoenix: Also that won't work. zombies generate plenty of heat.20:42
MutantTurkeyjust set it to shoot everything and everyone20:42
GeekyAdam^ good point20:42
MutantTurkeyposition bait traps and setup turrets do to the work in a triangle.20:43
MutantTurkeythe zombies won't attack that which is not human20:43
MutantTurkeytherefore unmanned turrets are a safe bet.20:43
MutantTurkeyyou could also program them to not shoot you if you are wearing a RF emitter.20:43
MutantTurkeybecause it's in a triange, it could calculate your location based on an emitter and simple trig20:44
MutantTurkeymoreover the trouble would be dealing with the dead bodies.20:44
MutantTurkeyyou would need to get some sort of trash compactor.20:44
MutantTurkeyTrust me, i've thought it over.20:44
MutantTurkeyanti-matter bombs are counter intuitive because the energy required to maintain the facilties and the technical component its astronomical20:45
MutantTurkeyit would be a safer bet to just build a good old fasioned moat.20:45
MutantTurkeyjeez.20:45
MutantTurkeyA very deep moat in which is a very VERY high PH level20:46
MutantTurkeystrong enough to kill a zombie20:46
GeekyAdamwell...are we assuming zombies would die in deep water? i dont see why they would, so id assume simple water wouldnt stop them, only slow them.20:46
MutantTurkeycombine that with a TON of hard core microorginisms to break it down20:46
GeekyAdamahh20:46
MutantTurkeyvery strong acids/base's.20:46
MutantTurkeythink about drinking DRAINO20:46
MutantTurkey:)20:46
MutantTurkeyAnyway I have matters to attend to. do ponder it for some time though20:47
GeekyAdambut still, over time the PH levels would need constantly maintained20:47
MutantTurkeyI have already decided a good point of defence.20:47
MutantTurkeyGeekyAdam: the breakdown of dead zombies would emit toxins.20:47
GeekyAdamyes, that20:47
MutantTurkeyalso, it's not really viable to stick around and do this zombie killing thing.20:47
MutantTurkeymuch better time is spend on Endor, building tree villages. (zombies cannot climb) or the backwoods of montana or colorado20:48
MutantTurkeyj/s20:48
MutantTurkeydoes anyone use KDE.orgs svn? it's freaking horrible20:48
MutantTurkeyit cuts out constantly.20:49
jedijfzombies do20:49
MutantTurkeyclimb?20:49
MutantTurkeyjust as effectivly as humans, (or less for that matter) so I don't see it as a problem.20:50
GeekyAdamzombies don't use KDE, they don't care about visually pleasing aspects20:50
MutantTurkeyGeekyAdam: I don't use KDE either.20:50
MutantTurkeymoreover I am not concerned with "visually pleasing aspects"20:50
GeekyAdamMutantTurkey: likewise20:50
MutantTurkeyI develop the classic KDE series20:50
MutantTurkeyKDE 3.5 series20:51
MutantTurkeybefore it was terrible...20:51
GeekyAdamso, what you do is create a "house on stilts" type infrastructure, with various "auto-zombie-killing" mechanisms and systems below20:51
GeekyAdamthe stilts are strong, such as concrete pillars and "I-beams"20:51
MutantTurkeyGeekyAdam: again, think about the biological waste that would build up20:51
MutantTurkeyzombies aren't attracted to piles of dead zombies20:52
GeekyAdamyes yes, the moat+PH levels or another cleaning solution would be necessary20:52
MutantTurkeyI am thinking much more of the "Trash Compactor" Scene, except without any weird monstors20:52
GeekyAdamlike, the whole ground floor opens up once a day and all carcuses fall in, and are chewed up and incinerated20:52
MutantTurkeyyes20:53
MutantTurkeyagain these facilities would need some power20:53
GeekyAdamyeah, thats your problem20:53
MutantTurkeyso the zombies would fuel the generator20:53
MutantTurkey :)20:53
GeekyAdamsolar wouldnt provide enough20:53
GeekyAdamahhh20:53
GeekyAdamnice20:53
jedijfzombies eat new laptops20:53
MutantTurkeyjedijf: so excited..... :D :D :D20:53
GeekyAdamuse them as bait20:53
MutantTurkeyuse GeekyAdam as bait. profit.20:53
MutantTurkeyluckily I am a bird so I won't have to deal with thi20:54
MutantTurkeyjust the regular turkey migrating season20:54
GeekyAdamMutantTurkey: uncool.20:55
MutantTurkey:P20:56
* GeekyAdam is off to Panera.20:56
MutantTurkeyyumm20:58
cythesStill on about the zombies / sorry guys been fighting off a head ache all darn day.22:02
MutantTurkey haha22:03
MutantTurkeyFIRST SIGN OF BEING INFECTED22:03
TheEvilPhoenixYOU ARE A ZOMBIE!!!22:15
* TheEvilPhoenix picks up the nearest phaser rifle22:15
* TheEvilPhoenix vaporizes cythes22:15
* cythes dies singing "DO what you want cuz I pirate is free!"22:16
cythesI feel so picked on... v.v *Cries 1's and 0's in the corner.22:18
* TheEvilPhoenix goes back to shooting the horde of zombies that just appeared south of his bunker22:21
* cythes is now a bubbling puddle on the ground each bubble that pops says a word "How could you!!!"22:22
* TheEvilPhoenix reforms cythes using a molecular reconstruction device that also rewrites DNS22:24
TheEvilPhoenixDNA*22:24
cythesI am whole again....22:24
TheEvilPhoenixjust without the zombie dna :P22:25
* TheEvilPhoenix goes back to manning the plasma gun turrets22:25
TheEvilPhoenixDIE ZOMBIES!  DIE!!!!!!!!!22:25
cythesShould write a book... A giant collaborative book.22:28
TheEvilPhoenixabout zombies?22:34
TheEvilPhoenix:P22:34
cythesJah22:35
MutantTurkeyfreaking out now23:15
MutantTurkeyi need to learn how to type23:16
MutantTurkeymy typing speed is 29 wpm.23:19
MutantTurkeyneed to get this home row thing down23:21
MutantTurkeymy right hand is severely crippled in typing, while my left hand has learned perfectly23:21
MutantTurkey:|23:21
MutantTurkeypowertyping.com is awesome!23:25
MutantTurkeygetting this who jkl; thing down23:32
jedijfA quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats.23:32
MutantTurkey:|23:33
MutantTurkeyturkey hunting boats?23:33
jedijfmy old typing class speed sentence...all letters of the alphabet23:34
jedijfwe used /typewriters/23:34
jedijfelectric23:34
GeekyAdamThe quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.23:35
GeekyAdamFive young explorers might have conquered the unknown jungles of Brazil.23:35
* GeekyAdam is back from Panera, btw.23:35
MutantTurkeyhow did you find it?23:38
GeekyAdam?23:38
MutantTurkeyI mean, was it good23:39
MutantTurkey?23:39
MutantTurkeygotta get that danged german grammer outta my head23:39
GeekyAdamit was magnifacent. you pick two combo with italian combo and broc+cheddar soup. same thing every time. lovelovelove.23:40

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