rmg51 | careful, it's getting closer to Thanksgiving every day :-[ | 00:05 |
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MobileTurkey | oh boy he's dropping some threats | 00:11 |
MobileTurkey | be careful I might have the bird flu :| | 00:11 |
rmg51 | we won't know that until you dead and skinned and ready for the oven | 00:16 |
MobileTurkey | by that time you'll regret you ever bought that stuffing... | 00:20 |
rmg51 | maybe, but there will be one less MobileTurkey /MutantTurkey in the world | 00:23 |
ChinnoDog | mmm, stuffing | 00:27 |
andrew | mmm | 00:30 |
rmg51 | so, who's all on board to stuff a MutantTurkey? | 00:34 |
rmg51 | or maybe a mobile one | 00:34 |
MobileTurkey | watch out or I might just pull the ol' 1 2 and flap outta here | 00:35 |
rmg51 | a moving target | 00:36 |
rmg51 | works for me | 00:36 |
MobileTurkey | i'll have you know I can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs... | 00:36 |
rmg51 | where are all the hunters of the loco team? | 00:38 |
rmg51 | maybe they are just waiting for a certain MutantTurkey to run by :-D | 00:39 |
* rmg51 heads off the the turkey blind to await events ;-) | 00:43 | |
ChinnoDog | Google Voice with Sprint sounds awesome. Anyone using it? | 01:31 |
MobileTurkey | sounds like it kills your battery, barkey | 01:34 |
ChinnoDog | hmm | 01:35 |
ChinnoDog | Did you google it? Android apps change so fast and phones are so different it is hard to know whether google results apply at any one given time | 01:36 |
ChinnoDog | I'm going to give it a spin. | 01:36 |
MobileTurkey | not at all | 01:36 |
MobileTurkey | cythes: still around? | 01:36 |
ChinnoDog | So if someone calls my sprint number and I pick up on a land line... I guess it doesn't cost me minutes? But what happens if I call someone else's google voice number and they pick up on a cell phone. Will that count as a cell-to-cell call or is it a cell-to-landline call? Confusing... | 01:55 |
ChinnoDog | I'll ask the twitterverse | 01:56 |
cythes | MobileTurkey: Now I am | 02:18 |
MobileTurkey | cythes: go on facebook and look up a band called " A False Sense of Valor" and go underneath their Wall then their most recent note. I just shat all over their singer | 02:21 |
cythes | MobileTurkey: I aint finding it v.v | 02:23 |
MobileTurkey | ugh hold up | 02:26 |
MobileTurkey | http://www.facebook.com/notes/tyler-lindquist/the-future-of-a-false-sense-of-valor/10150302435443527?ref=notif¬if_t=note_reply | 02:27 |
MobileTurkey | eh? | 02:27 |
cythes | Holy hell man... I proud... I very proud... Carbon Leaf Still rules. | 02:28 |
MobileTurkey | carbon leaf is awsome -.- | 02:31 |
cythes | Dont you forget it and we wont have an issue. :D | 02:32 |
cythes | (0,0) Hoot Hoot | 02:32 |
ChinnoDog | carbon leaf? | 02:41 |
cythes | Jah | 02:43 |
MobileTurkayy | carbon leaf | 02:45 |
MobileTurkayy | what outta nashville? nah I forget where | 02:46 |
MobileTurkayy | they are from S.C i think | 02:46 |
MobileTurkayy | they are pretty freaking mellow | 02:46 |
cythes | ChinnoDog: They are an awesome irish rock / country band my friend forced me to listen too and I have liked ever since. | 02:50 |
cythes | I need to go get clean... but first.. | 02:50 |
cythes | ChinnoDog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWfSA8mxpVY | 02:51 |
MobileTurkayy | they are "irish' | 02:54 |
MobileTurkayy | can't listen to them anymore. | 02:54 |
ChinnoDog | cythes: Thanks for that link. I like that. | 02:57 |
MobileTurkayy | logs? | 02:59 |
MobileTurkayy | what happened to pennbot :[ | 02:59 |
ChinnoDog | Long dead. | 03:04 |
cythes | MobileTurkayy: I sent him a link to carbon leaf | 03:05 |
cythes | ChinnoDog: Has been enlightened. | 03:06 |
cythes | NIght all | 03:45 |
toggles | InHisName: '91 | 08:13 |
JonathanD | Morning. | 09:38 |
rmg51 | morning JonathanD | 09:45 |
JonathanD | hey | 09:51 |
rmg51 | o/ | 09:56 |
teddy-dbear | morning | 12:13 |
InHisName | toggles: I forgot the question that you answered. | 12:14 |
* ChinnoDog yawns | 13:17 | |
* InHisName yawns too | 13:33 | |
ChinnoDog | hi lamalex | 14:24 |
lamalex | hi ChinnoDog | 14:24 |
ChinnoDog | lamalex: coming back to PA any time soon? | 14:29 |
lamalex | i was home this weekend | 14:29 |
lamalex | probably not again until thanksgiving time | 14:29 |
ChinnoDog | Do you drive/fly/other? | 14:31 |
ChinnoDog | lamalex: | 14:34 |
lamalex | mixed bag | 14:34 |
lamalex | i don't have a car so I don't drive, but the bus, or hitch a ride | 14:35 |
lamalex | this weekend i hitched a ride | 14:36 |
lamalex | i was only home for a day ha | 14:36 |
ChinnoDog | You can always take Megabus to Boston and then from Boston to Philly. | 14:37 |
ChinnoDog | lamalex: I've taken it to NYC. It isn't bad. | 14:45 |
lamalex | i know | 14:45 |
lamalex | i know the buses better than anyone on the east coast | 14:45 |
lamalex | i've gone ... everywhere on them | 14:45 |
lamalex | megabus blows though | 14:46 |
lamalex | bolt bus is way better | 14:46 |
ChinnoDog | Oh yea? What else is out there? There is BoltBus, but their routes are few. | 14:46 |
ChinnoDog | They only go a few places though | 14:46 |
lamalex | yah but they at least get you to the hubs | 14:46 |
lamalex | and let you take a bike | 14:46 |
lamalex | megabus doesn't let you bring a bicycle | 14:47 |
kasted | and if the wifi is "working", it still isn't that great. | 14:48 |
* lamalex has never tried | 14:49 | |
ChinnoDog | It worked sporadically on the way to NYC. I abandoned it and tethered my phone instead, which was pretty reliable. | 14:49 |
lamalex | i just read and listen to music and stay off of the computer | 14:56 |
lamalex | talk to strangers | 14:56 |
lamalex | sew | 14:56 |
lamalex | whatevez | 14:56 |
ChinnoDog | lamalex: sew? | 15:11 |
lamalex | yah, sew | 15:11 |
lamalex | needle and thread | 15:11 |
lamalex | my clothes often have holes in them | 15:11 |
lamalex | gotta patch them up | 15:11 |
cythes | ChinnoDog: How did that work out? | 17:24 |
ChinnoDog | aaargh | 17:47 |
ChinnoDog | irssi is misbehaving now | 17:47 |
TheEvilPhoenix | o.O | 17:48 |
TheEvilPhoenix | ... | 17:48 |
cythes | See this is how it starts... | 17:50 |
TheEvilPhoenix | how what starts, the zombie apocalypse? | 17:53 |
TheEvilPhoenix | if so there's a weapons cache nearby and a bunker protected by energy fields | 17:53 |
TheEvilPhoenix | :P | 17:53 |
cythes | Good point lol | 17:55 |
TheEvilPhoenix | and by weapons i mean weapons which are energy or particle-based, and thus are stronger than standard military firearms | 17:58 |
TheEvilPhoenix | *points to the plasma beam emitter rifle, the photon grenades, and the antimatter bombs* | 17:58 |
cythes | ......... *GUN-GASM* | 18:00 |
cythes | TheEvilPhoenix: All we need now are Gundams.. | 18:04 |
GeekyAdam | answer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary? | 18:08 |
cythes | GeekyAdam: You may have saved the world! | 18:14 |
TheEvilPhoenix | cythes: or nukes :P | 18:53 |
TheEvilPhoenix | <GeekyAdam> [09/26/11 14:08:40] +answer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary? <-- except after 250000 plasma bursts | 18:53 |
TheEvilPhoenix | then all you do is change the power cell | 18:53 |
TheEvilPhoenix | *presses eject core button* | 18:53 |
cythes | They work too. | 18:54 |
TheEvilPhoenix | *inserts new core and closes access panel* | 18:54 |
TheEvilPhoenix | my bunker also incorporates a last-resort protection system | 18:54 |
TheEvilPhoenix | in the event the bunker is breached... | 18:54 |
TheEvilPhoenix | a massive antimatter bomb detonates | 18:54 |
TheEvilPhoenix | obliterating the bunker and everything in it | 18:54 |
TheEvilPhoenix | thus preventing the zombies from acquiring energy- and particle- based weapons | 18:55 |
GeekyAdam | the only thing worse than zombie apocalypse is laser-based-weapon-yielding-zombie apocalypse. we'd be effed. | 20:32 |
MutantTurkey | you amean the lazer-based-weapon-weilding-robot-killing-zombie-apocalypse | 20:41 |
MutantTurkey | FTFY | 20:42 |
MutantTurkey | TheEvilPhoenix: Also that won't work. zombies generate plenty of heat. | 20:42 |
MutantTurkey | just set it to shoot everything and everyone | 20:42 |
GeekyAdam | ^ good point | 20:42 |
MutantTurkey | position bait traps and setup turrets do to the work in a triangle. | 20:43 |
MutantTurkey | the zombies won't attack that which is not human | 20:43 |
MutantTurkey | therefore unmanned turrets are a safe bet. | 20:43 |
MutantTurkey | you could also program them to not shoot you if you are wearing a RF emitter. | 20:43 |
MutantTurkey | because it's in a triange, it could calculate your location based on an emitter and simple trig | 20:44 |
MutantTurkey | moreover the trouble would be dealing with the dead bodies. | 20:44 |
MutantTurkey | you would need to get some sort of trash compactor. | 20:44 |
MutantTurkey | Trust me, i've thought it over. | 20:44 |
MutantTurkey | anti-matter bombs are counter intuitive because the energy required to maintain the facilties and the technical component its astronomical | 20:45 |
MutantTurkey | it would be a safer bet to just build a good old fasioned moat. | 20:45 |
MutantTurkey | jeez. | 20:45 |
MutantTurkey | A very deep moat in which is a very VERY high PH level | 20:46 |
MutantTurkey | strong enough to kill a zombie | 20:46 |
GeekyAdam | well...are we assuming zombies would die in deep water? i dont see why they would, so id assume simple water wouldnt stop them, only slow them. | 20:46 |
MutantTurkey | combine that with a TON of hard core microorginisms to break it down | 20:46 |
GeekyAdam | ahh | 20:46 |
MutantTurkey | very strong acids/base's. | 20:46 |
MutantTurkey | think about drinking DRAINO | 20:46 |
MutantTurkey | :) | 20:46 |
MutantTurkey | Anyway I have matters to attend to. do ponder it for some time though | 20:47 |
GeekyAdam | but still, over time the PH levels would need constantly maintained | 20:47 |
MutantTurkey | I have already decided a good point of defence. | 20:47 |
MutantTurkey | GeekyAdam: the breakdown of dead zombies would emit toxins. | 20:47 |
GeekyAdam | yes, that | 20:47 |
MutantTurkey | also, it's not really viable to stick around and do this zombie killing thing. | 20:47 |
MutantTurkey | much better time is spend on Endor, building tree villages. (zombies cannot climb) or the backwoods of montana or colorado | 20:48 |
MutantTurkey | j/s | 20:48 |
MutantTurkey | does anyone use KDE.orgs svn? it's freaking horrible | 20:48 |
MutantTurkey | it cuts out constantly. | 20:49 |
jedijf | zombies do | 20:49 |
MutantTurkey | climb? | 20:49 |
MutantTurkey | just as effectivly as humans, (or less for that matter) so I don't see it as a problem. | 20:50 |
GeekyAdam | zombies don't use KDE, they don't care about visually pleasing aspects | 20:50 |
MutantTurkey | GeekyAdam: I don't use KDE either. | 20:50 |
MutantTurkey | moreover I am not concerned with "visually pleasing aspects" | 20:50 |
GeekyAdam | MutantTurkey: likewise | 20:50 |
MutantTurkey | I develop the classic KDE series | 20:50 |
MutantTurkey | KDE 3.5 series | 20:51 |
MutantTurkey | before it was terrible... | 20:51 |
GeekyAdam | so, what you do is create a "house on stilts" type infrastructure, with various "auto-zombie-killing" mechanisms and systems below | 20:51 |
GeekyAdam | the stilts are strong, such as concrete pillars and "I-beams" | 20:51 |
MutantTurkey | GeekyAdam: again, think about the biological waste that would build up | 20:51 |
MutantTurkey | zombies aren't attracted to piles of dead zombies | 20:52 |
GeekyAdam | yes yes, the moat+PH levels or another cleaning solution would be necessary | 20:52 |
MutantTurkey | I am thinking much more of the "Trash Compactor" Scene, except without any weird monstors | 20:52 |
GeekyAdam | like, the whole ground floor opens up once a day and all carcuses fall in, and are chewed up and incinerated | 20:52 |
MutantTurkey | yes | 20:53 |
MutantTurkey | again these facilities would need some power | 20:53 |
GeekyAdam | yeah, thats your problem | 20:53 |
MutantTurkey | so the zombies would fuel the generator | 20:53 |
MutantTurkey | :) | 20:53 |
GeekyAdam | solar wouldnt provide enough | 20:53 |
GeekyAdam | ahhh | 20:53 |
GeekyAdam | nice | 20:53 |
jedijf | zombies eat new laptops | 20:53 |
MutantTurkey | jedijf: so excited..... :D :D :D | 20:53 |
GeekyAdam | use them as bait | 20:53 |
MutantTurkey | use GeekyAdam as bait. profit. | 20:53 |
MutantTurkey | luckily I am a bird so I won't have to deal with thi | 20:54 |
MutantTurkey | just the regular turkey migrating season | 20:54 |
GeekyAdam | MutantTurkey: uncool. | 20:55 |
MutantTurkey | :P | 20:56 |
* GeekyAdam is off to Panera. | 20:56 | |
MutantTurkey | yumm | 20:58 |
cythes | Still on about the zombies / sorry guys been fighting off a head ache all darn day. | 22:02 |
MutantTurkey | haha | 22:03 |
MutantTurkey | FIRST SIGN OF BEING INFECTED | 22:03 |
TheEvilPhoenix | YOU ARE A ZOMBIE!!! | 22:15 |
* TheEvilPhoenix picks up the nearest phaser rifle | 22:15 | |
* TheEvilPhoenix vaporizes cythes | 22:15 | |
* cythes dies singing "DO what you want cuz I pirate is free!" | 22:16 | |
cythes | I feel so picked on... v.v *Cries 1's and 0's in the corner. | 22:18 |
* TheEvilPhoenix goes back to shooting the horde of zombies that just appeared south of his bunker | 22:21 | |
* cythes is now a bubbling puddle on the ground each bubble that pops says a word "How could you!!!" | 22:22 | |
* TheEvilPhoenix reforms cythes using a molecular reconstruction device that also rewrites DNS | 22:24 | |
TheEvilPhoenix | DNA* | 22:24 |
cythes | I am whole again.... | 22:24 |
TheEvilPhoenix | just without the zombie dna :P | 22:25 |
* TheEvilPhoenix goes back to manning the plasma gun turrets | 22:25 | |
TheEvilPhoenix | DIE ZOMBIES! DIE!!!!!!!!! | 22:25 |
cythes | Should write a book... A giant collaborative book. | 22:28 |
TheEvilPhoenix | about zombies? | 22:34 |
TheEvilPhoenix | :P | 22:34 |
cythes | Jah | 22:35 |
MutantTurkey | freaking out now | 23:15 |
MutantTurkey | i need to learn how to type | 23:16 |
MutantTurkey | my typing speed is 29 wpm. | 23:19 |
MutantTurkey | need to get this home row thing down | 23:21 |
MutantTurkey | my right hand is severely crippled in typing, while my left hand has learned perfectly | 23:21 |
MutantTurkey | :| | 23:21 |
MutantTurkey | powertyping.com is awesome! | 23:25 |
MutantTurkey | getting this who jkl; thing down | 23:32 |
jedijf | A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats. | 23:32 |
MutantTurkey | :| | 23:33 |
MutantTurkey | turkey hunting boats? | 23:33 |
jedijf | my old typing class speed sentence...all letters of the alphabet | 23:34 |
jedijf | we used /typewriters/ | 23:34 |
jedijf | electric | 23:34 |
GeekyAdam | The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. | 23:35 |
GeekyAdam | Five young explorers might have conquered the unknown jungles of Brazil. | 23:35 |
* GeekyAdam is back from Panera, btw. | 23:35 | |
MutantTurkey | how did you find it? | 23:38 |
GeekyAdam | ? | 23:38 |
MutantTurkey | I mean, was it good | 23:39 |
MutantTurkey | ? | 23:39 |
MutantTurkey | gotta get that danged german grammer outta my head | 23:39 |
GeekyAdam | it was magnifacent. you pick two combo with italian combo and broc+cheddar soup. same thing every time. lovelovelove. | 23:40 |
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