[00:05] <rmg51> careful, it's getting closer to Thanksgiving every day :-[
[00:11] <MobileTurkey> oh boy he's dropping some threats
[00:11] <MobileTurkey> be careful I might have the bird flu :|
[00:16] <rmg51> we won't know that until you dead and skinned and ready for the oven
[00:20] <MobileTurkey> by that time you'll regret you ever bought that stuffing...
[00:23] <rmg51> maybe, but there will be one less MobileTurkey /MutantTurkey in the world
[00:27] <ChinnoDog> mmm, stuffing
[00:30] <andrew> mmm
[00:34] <rmg51> so, who's all on board to stuff a MutantTurkey?
[00:34] <rmg51> or maybe a mobile one
[00:35] <MobileTurkey> watch out or I might just pull the ol' 1 2 and flap outta here
[00:36] <rmg51> a moving target
[00:36] <rmg51> works for me
[00:36] <MobileTurkey> i'll have you know I can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs...
[00:38] <rmg51> where are all the hunters of the loco team?
[00:39] <rmg51> maybe they are just waiting for a certain MutantTurkey to run by :-D
[00:43]  * rmg51 heads off the the turkey blind to await events ;-)
[01:31] <ChinnoDog> Google Voice with Sprint sounds awesome. Anyone using it?
[01:34] <MobileTurkey> sounds like it kills your battery, barkey
[01:35] <ChinnoDog> hmm
[01:36] <ChinnoDog> Did you google it? Android apps change so fast and phones are so different it is hard to know whether google results apply at any one given time
[01:36] <ChinnoDog> I'm going to give it a spin.
[01:36] <MobileTurkey> not at all
[01:36] <MobileTurkey> cythes: still around?
[01:55] <ChinnoDog> So if someone calls my sprint number and I pick up on a land line... I guess it doesn't cost me minutes? But what happens if I call someone else's google voice number and they pick up on a cell phone. Will that count as a cell-to-cell call or is it a cell-to-landline call? Confusing...
[01:56] <ChinnoDog> I'll ask the twitterverse
[02:18] <cythes> MobileTurkey: Now I am
[02:21] <MobileTurkey> cythes: go on facebook and look up a band called " A False Sense of Valor" and go underneath their Wall then their most recent note. I just shat all over their singer
[02:23] <cythes> MobileTurkey: I aint finding it v.v
[02:26] <MobileTurkey> ugh hold up
[02:27] <MobileTurkey> http://www.facebook.com/notes/tyler-lindquist/the-future-of-a-false-sense-of-valor/10150302435443527?ref=notif&notif_t=note_reply
[02:27] <MobileTurkey> eh?
[02:28] <cythes> Holy hell man... I proud... I very proud... Carbon Leaf Still rules.
[02:31] <MobileTurkey> carbon leaf is awsome -.-
[02:32] <cythes> Dont you forget it and we wont have an issue. :D
[02:32] <cythes> (0,0) Hoot Hoot
[02:41] <ChinnoDog> carbon leaf?
[02:43] <cythes> Jah
[02:45] <MobileTurkayy> carbon leaf
[02:46] <MobileTurkayy> what outta nashville? nah I forget where
[02:46] <MobileTurkayy> they are from S.C i think
[02:46] <MobileTurkayy> they are pretty freaking mellow
[02:50] <cythes> ChinnoDog: They are an awesome irish rock / country band my friend forced me to listen too and I have liked ever since.
[02:50] <cythes> I need to go get clean... but first..
[02:51] <cythes> ChinnoDog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWfSA8mxpVY
[02:54] <MobileTurkayy> they are "irish'
[02:54] <MobileTurkayy> can't listen to them anymore.
[02:57] <ChinnoDog> cythes: Thanks for that link. I like that.
[02:59] <MobileTurkayy> logs?
[02:59] <MobileTurkayy> what happened to pennbot :[
[03:04] <ChinnoDog> Long dead.
[03:05] <cythes> MobileTurkayy: I sent him a link to carbon leaf
[03:06] <cythes> ChinnoDog: Has been enlightened.
[03:45] <cythes> NIght all
[08:13] <toggles> InHisName: '91
[09:38] <JonathanD> Morning.
[09:45] <rmg51> morning JonathanD
[09:51] <JonathanD> hey
[09:56] <rmg51> o/
[12:13] <teddy-dbear> morning
[12:14] <InHisName> toggles: I forgot the question that you answered.
[13:17]  * ChinnoDog yawns
[13:33]  * InHisName yawns too
[14:24] <ChinnoDog> hi lamalex
[14:24] <lamalex> hi ChinnoDog
[14:29] <ChinnoDog> lamalex: coming back to PA any time soon?
[14:29] <lamalex> i was home this weekend
[14:29] <lamalex> probably not again until thanksgiving time
[14:31] <ChinnoDog> Do you drive/fly/other?
[14:34] <ChinnoDog> lamalex:
[14:34] <lamalex> mixed bag
[14:35] <lamalex> i don't have a car so I don't drive, but the bus, or hitch a ride
[14:36] <lamalex> this weekend i hitched a ride
[14:36] <lamalex> i was only home for a day ha
[14:37] <ChinnoDog> You can always take Megabus to Boston and then from Boston to Philly.
[14:45] <ChinnoDog> lamalex: I've taken it to NYC. It isn't bad.
[14:45] <lamalex> i know
[14:45] <lamalex> i know the buses better than anyone on the east coast
[14:45] <lamalex> i've gone ... everywhere on them
[14:46] <lamalex> megabus blows though
[14:46] <lamalex> bolt bus is way better
[14:46] <ChinnoDog> Oh yea? What else is out there? There is BoltBus, but their routes are few.
[14:46] <ChinnoDog> They only go a few places though
[14:46] <lamalex> yah but they at least get you to the hubs
[14:46] <lamalex> and let you take a bike
[14:47] <lamalex> megabus doesn't let you bring a bicycle
[14:48] <kasted> and if the wifi is "working", it still isn't that great.
[14:49]  * lamalex has never tried
[14:49] <ChinnoDog> It worked sporadically on the way to NYC. I abandoned it and tethered my phone instead, which was pretty reliable.
[14:56] <lamalex> i just read and listen to music and stay off of the computer
[14:56] <lamalex> talk to strangers
[14:56] <lamalex> sew
[14:56] <lamalex> whatevez
[15:11] <ChinnoDog> lamalex: sew?
[15:11] <lamalex> yah, sew
[15:11] <lamalex> needle and thread
[15:11] <lamalex> my clothes often have holes in them
[15:11] <lamalex> gotta patch them up
[17:24] <cythes> ChinnoDog: How did that work out?
[17:47] <ChinnoDog> aaargh
[17:47] <ChinnoDog> irssi is misbehaving now
[17:48] <TheEvilPhoenix> o.O
[17:48] <TheEvilPhoenix> ...
[17:50] <cythes> See this is how it starts...
[17:53] <TheEvilPhoenix> how what starts, the zombie apocalypse?
[17:53] <TheEvilPhoenix> if so there's a weapons cache nearby and a bunker protected by energy fields
[17:53] <TheEvilPhoenix> :P
[17:55] <cythes> Good point lol
[17:58] <TheEvilPhoenix> and by weapons i mean weapons which are energy or particle-based, and thus are stronger than standard military firearms
[17:58] <TheEvilPhoenix> *points to the plasma beam emitter rifle, the photon grenades, and the antimatter bombs*
[18:00] <cythes> ......... *GUN-GASM*
[18:04] <cythes> TheEvilPhoenix: All we need now are Gundams..
[18:08] <GeekyAdam> answer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary?
[18:14] <cythes> GeekyAdam: You may have saved the world!
[18:53] <TheEvilPhoenix> cythes:  or nukes :P
[18:53] <TheEvilPhoenix> <GeekyAdam> [09/26/11 14:08:40] +answer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary?  <-- except after 250000 plasma bursts
[18:53] <TheEvilPhoenix> then all you do is change the power cell
[18:53] <TheEvilPhoenix> *presses eject core button*
[18:54] <cythes> They work too.
[18:54] <TheEvilPhoenix> *inserts new core and closes access panel*
[18:54] <TheEvilPhoenix> my bunker also incorporates a last-resort protection system
[18:54] <TheEvilPhoenix> in the event the bunker is breached...
[18:54] <TheEvilPhoenix> a massive antimatter bomb detonates
[18:54] <TheEvilPhoenix> obliterating the bunker and everything in it
[18:55] <TheEvilPhoenix> thus preventing the zombies from acquiring energy- and particle- based weapons
[20:32] <GeekyAdam> the only thing worse than zombie apocalypse is laser-based-weapon-yielding-zombie apocalypse. we'd be effed.
[20:41] <MutantTurkey> you amean the lazer-based-weapon-weilding-robot-killing-zombie-apocalypse
[20:42] <MutantTurkey> FTFY
[20:42] <MutantTurkey> TheEvilPhoenix: Also that won't work. zombies generate plenty of heat.
[20:42] <MutantTurkey> just set it to shoot everything and everyone
[20:42] <GeekyAdam> ^ good point
[20:43] <MutantTurkey> position bait traps and setup turrets do to the work in a triangle.
[20:43] <MutantTurkey> the zombies won't attack that which is not human
[20:43] <MutantTurkey> therefore unmanned turrets are a safe bet.
[20:43] <MutantTurkey> you could also program them to not shoot you if you are wearing a RF emitter.
[20:44] <MutantTurkey> because it's in a triange, it could calculate your location based on an emitter and simple trig
[20:44] <MutantTurkey> moreover the trouble would be dealing with the dead bodies.
[20:44] <MutantTurkey> you would need to get some sort of trash compactor.
[20:44] <MutantTurkey> Trust me, i've thought it over.
[20:45] <MutantTurkey> anti-matter bombs are counter intuitive because the energy required to maintain the facilties and the technical component its astronomical
[20:45] <MutantTurkey> it would be a safer bet to just build a good old fasioned moat.
[20:45] <MutantTurkey> jeez.
[20:46] <MutantTurkey> A very deep moat in which is a very VERY high PH level
[20:46] <MutantTurkey> strong enough to kill a zombie
[20:46] <GeekyAdam> well...are we assuming zombies would die in deep water? i dont see why they would, so id assume simple water wouldnt stop them, only slow them.
[20:46] <MutantTurkey> combine that with a TON of hard core microorginisms to break it down
[20:46] <GeekyAdam> ahh
[20:46] <MutantTurkey> very strong acids/base's.
[20:46] <MutantTurkey> think about drinking DRAINO
[20:46] <MutantTurkey> :)
[20:47] <MutantTurkey> Anyway I have matters to attend to. do ponder it for some time though
[20:47] <GeekyAdam> but still, over time the PH levels would need constantly maintained
[20:47] <MutantTurkey> I have already decided a good point of defence.
[20:47] <MutantTurkey> GeekyAdam: the breakdown of dead zombies would emit toxins.
[20:47] <GeekyAdam> yes, that
[20:47] <MutantTurkey> also, it's not really viable to stick around and do this zombie killing thing.
[20:48] <MutantTurkey> much better time is spend on Endor, building tree villages. (zombies cannot climb) or the backwoods of montana or colorado
[20:48] <MutantTurkey> j/s
[20:48] <MutantTurkey> does anyone use KDE.orgs svn? it's freaking horrible
[20:49] <MutantTurkey> it cuts out constantly.
[20:49] <jedijf> zombies do
[20:49] <MutantTurkey> climb?
[20:50] <MutantTurkey> just as effectivly as humans, (or less for that matter) so I don't see it as a problem.
[20:50] <GeekyAdam> zombies don't use KDE, they don't care about visually pleasing aspects
[20:50] <MutantTurkey> GeekyAdam: I don't use KDE either.
[20:50] <MutantTurkey> moreover I am not concerned with "visually pleasing aspects"
[20:50] <GeekyAdam> MutantTurkey: likewise
[20:50] <MutantTurkey> I develop the classic KDE series
[20:51] <MutantTurkey> KDE 3.5 series
[20:51] <MutantTurkey> before it was terrible...
[20:51] <GeekyAdam> so, what you do is create a "house on stilts" type infrastructure, with various "auto-zombie-killing" mechanisms and systems below
[20:51] <GeekyAdam> the stilts are strong, such as concrete pillars and "I-beams"
[20:51] <MutantTurkey> GeekyAdam: again, think about the biological waste that would build up
[20:52] <MutantTurkey> zombies aren't attracted to piles of dead zombies
[20:52] <GeekyAdam> yes yes, the moat+PH levels or another cleaning solution would be necessary
[20:52] <MutantTurkey> I am thinking much more of the "Trash Compactor" Scene, except without any weird monstors
[20:52] <GeekyAdam> like, the whole ground floor opens up once a day and all carcuses fall in, and are chewed up and incinerated
[20:53] <MutantTurkey> yes
[20:53] <MutantTurkey> again these facilities would need some power
[20:53] <GeekyAdam> yeah, thats your problem
[20:53] <MutantTurkey> so the zombies would fuel the generator
[20:53] <MutantTurkey>  :)
[20:53] <GeekyAdam> solar wouldnt provide enough
[20:53] <GeekyAdam> ahhh
[20:53] <GeekyAdam> nice
[20:53] <jedijf> zombies eat new laptops
[20:53] <MutantTurkey> jedijf: so excited..... :D :D :D
[20:53] <GeekyAdam> use them as bait
[20:53] <MutantTurkey> use GeekyAdam as bait. profit.
[20:54] <MutantTurkey> luckily I am a bird so I won't have to deal with thi
[20:54] <MutantTurkey> just the regular turkey migrating season
[20:55] <GeekyAdam> MutantTurkey: uncool.
[20:56] <MutantTurkey> :P
[20:56]  * GeekyAdam is off to Panera.
[20:58] <MutantTurkey> yumm
[22:02] <cythes> Still on about the zombies / sorry guys been fighting off a head ache all darn day.
[22:03] <MutantTurkey>  haha
[22:03] <MutantTurkey> FIRST SIGN OF BEING INFECTED
[22:15] <TheEvilPhoenix> YOU ARE A ZOMBIE!!!
[22:15]  * TheEvilPhoenix picks up the nearest phaser rifle
[22:15]  * TheEvilPhoenix vaporizes cythes
[22:16]  * cythes dies singing "DO what you want cuz I pirate is free!"
[22:18] <cythes> I feel so picked on... v.v *Cries 1's and 0's in the corner.
[22:21]  * TheEvilPhoenix goes back to shooting the horde of zombies that just appeared south of his bunker
[22:22]  * cythes is now a bubbling puddle on the ground each bubble that pops says a word "How could you!!!"
[22:24]  * TheEvilPhoenix reforms cythes using a molecular reconstruction device that also rewrites DNS
[22:24] <TheEvilPhoenix> DNA*
[22:24] <cythes> I am whole again....
[22:25] <TheEvilPhoenix> just without the zombie dna :P
[22:25]  * TheEvilPhoenix goes back to manning the plasma gun turrets
[22:25] <TheEvilPhoenix> DIE ZOMBIES!  DIE!!!!!!!!!
[22:28] <cythes> Should write a book... A giant collaborative book.
[22:34] <TheEvilPhoenix> about zombies?
[22:34] <TheEvilPhoenix> :P
[22:35] <cythes> Jah
[23:15] <MutantTurkey> freaking out now
[23:16] <MutantTurkey> i need to learn how to type
[23:19] <MutantTurkey> my typing speed is 29 wpm.
[23:21] <MutantTurkey> need to get this home row thing down
[23:21] <MutantTurkey> my right hand is severely crippled in typing, while my left hand has learned perfectly
[23:21] <MutantTurkey> :|
[23:25] <MutantTurkey> powertyping.com is awesome!
[23:32] <MutantTurkey> getting this who jkl; thing down
[23:32] <jedijf> A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats.
[23:33] <MutantTurkey> :|
[23:33] <MutantTurkey> turkey hunting boats?
[23:34] <jedijf> my old typing class speed sentence...all letters of the alphabet
[23:34] <jedijf> we used /typewriters/
[23:34] <jedijf> electric
[23:35] <GeekyAdam> The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.
[23:35] <GeekyAdam> Five young explorers might have conquered the unknown jungles of Brazil.
[23:35]  * GeekyAdam is back from Panera, btw.
[23:38] <MutantTurkey> how did you find it?
[23:38] <GeekyAdam> ?
[23:39] <MutantTurkey> I mean, was it good
[23:39] <MutantTurkey> ?
[23:39] <MutantTurkey> gotta get that danged german grammer outta my head
[23:40] <GeekyAdam> it was magnifacent. you pick two combo with italian combo and broc+cheddar soup. same thing every time. lovelovelove.