[00:05] careful, it's getting closer to Thanksgiving every day :-[ [00:11] oh boy he's dropping some threats [00:11] be careful I might have the bird flu :| [00:16] we won't know that until you dead and skinned and ready for the oven [00:20] by that time you'll regret you ever bought that stuffing... [00:23] maybe, but there will be one less MobileTurkey /MutantTurkey in the world [00:27] mmm, stuffing [00:30] mmm [00:34] so, who's all on board to stuff a MutantTurkey? [00:34] or maybe a mobile one [00:35] watch out or I might just pull the ol' 1 2 and flap outta here [00:36] a moving target [00:36] works for me [00:36] i'll have you know I can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs... [00:38] where are all the hunters of the loco team? [00:39] maybe they are just waiting for a certain MutantTurkey to run by :-D [00:43] * rmg51 heads off the the turkey blind to await events ;-) [01:31] Google Voice with Sprint sounds awesome. Anyone using it? [01:34] sounds like it kills your battery, barkey [01:35] hmm [01:36] Did you google it? Android apps change so fast and phones are so different it is hard to know whether google results apply at any one given time [01:36] I'm going to give it a spin. [01:36] not at all [01:36] cythes: still around? [01:55] So if someone calls my sprint number and I pick up on a land line... I guess it doesn't cost me minutes? But what happens if I call someone else's google voice number and they pick up on a cell phone. Will that count as a cell-to-cell call or is it a cell-to-landline call? Confusing... [01:56] I'll ask the twitterverse [02:18] MobileTurkey: Now I am [02:21] cythes: go on facebook and look up a band called " A False Sense of Valor" and go underneath their Wall then their most recent note. I just shat all over their singer [02:23] MobileTurkey: I aint finding it v.v [02:26] ugh hold up [02:27] http://www.facebook.com/notes/tyler-lindquist/the-future-of-a-false-sense-of-valor/10150302435443527?ref=notif¬if_t=note_reply [02:27] eh? [02:28] Holy hell man... I proud... I very proud... Carbon Leaf Still rules. [02:31] carbon leaf is awsome -.- [02:32] Dont you forget it and we wont have an issue. :D [02:32] (0,0) Hoot Hoot [02:41] carbon leaf? [02:43] Jah [02:45] carbon leaf [02:46] what outta nashville? nah I forget where [02:46] they are from S.C i think [02:46] they are pretty freaking mellow [02:50] ChinnoDog: They are an awesome irish rock / country band my friend forced me to listen too and I have liked ever since. [02:50] I need to go get clean... but first.. [02:51] ChinnoDog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWfSA8mxpVY [02:54] they are "irish' [02:54] can't listen to them anymore. [02:57] cythes: Thanks for that link. I like that. [02:59] logs? [02:59] what happened to pennbot :[ [03:04] Long dead. [03:05] MobileTurkayy: I sent him a link to carbon leaf [03:06] ChinnoDog: Has been enlightened. [03:45] NIght all [08:13] InHisName: '91 [09:38] Morning. [09:45] morning JonathanD [09:51] hey [09:56] o/ [12:13] morning [12:14] toggles: I forgot the question that you answered. [13:17] * ChinnoDog yawns [13:33] * InHisName yawns too [14:24] hi lamalex [14:24] hi ChinnoDog [14:29] lamalex: coming back to PA any time soon? [14:29] i was home this weekend [14:29] probably not again until thanksgiving time [14:31] Do you drive/fly/other? [14:34] lamalex: [14:34] mixed bag [14:35] i don't have a car so I don't drive, but the bus, or hitch a ride [14:36] this weekend i hitched a ride [14:36] i was only home for a day ha [14:37] You can always take Megabus to Boston and then from Boston to Philly. [14:45] lamalex: I've taken it to NYC. It isn't bad. [14:45] i know [14:45] i know the buses better than anyone on the east coast [14:45] i've gone ... everywhere on them [14:46] megabus blows though [14:46] bolt bus is way better [14:46] Oh yea? What else is out there? There is BoltBus, but their routes are few. [14:46] They only go a few places though [14:46] yah but they at least get you to the hubs [14:46] and let you take a bike [14:47] megabus doesn't let you bring a bicycle [14:48] and if the wifi is "working", it still isn't that great. [14:49] * lamalex has never tried [14:49] It worked sporadically on the way to NYC. I abandoned it and tethered my phone instead, which was pretty reliable. [14:56] i just read and listen to music and stay off of the computer [14:56] talk to strangers [14:56] sew [14:56] whatevez [15:11] lamalex: sew? [15:11] yah, sew [15:11] needle and thread [15:11] my clothes often have holes in them [15:11] gotta patch them up [17:24] ChinnoDog: How did that work out? [17:47] aaargh [17:47] irssi is misbehaving now [17:48] o.O [17:48] ... [17:50] See this is how it starts... [17:53] how what starts, the zombie apocalypse? [17:53] if so there's a weapons cache nearby and a bunker protected by energy fields [17:53] :P [17:55] Good point lol [17:58] and by weapons i mean weapons which are energy or particle-based, and thus are stronger than standard military firearms [17:58] *points to the plasma beam emitter rifle, the photon grenades, and the antimatter bombs* [18:00] ......... *GUN-GASM* [18:04] TheEvilPhoenix: All we need now are Gundams.. [18:08] answer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary? [18:14] GeekyAdam: You may have saved the world! [18:53] cythes: or nukes :P [18:53] <GeekyAdam> [09/26/11 14:08:40] +answer to zombie apocalypse: motion-activated energy turret with corresponding infrared sensor. if it moves, but its body isn't warm, shoot it. also energy turret means no reloading necessary? <-- except after 250000 plasma bursts [18:53] then all you do is change the power cell [18:53] *presses eject core button* [18:54] They work too. [18:54] *inserts new core and closes access panel* [18:54] my bunker also incorporates a last-resort protection system [18:54] in the event the bunker is breached... [18:54] a massive antimatter bomb detonates [18:54] obliterating the bunker and everything in it [18:55] thus preventing the zombies from acquiring energy- and particle- based weapons [20:32] the only thing worse than zombie apocalypse is laser-based-weapon-yielding-zombie apocalypse. we'd be effed. [20:41] you amean the lazer-based-weapon-weilding-robot-killing-zombie-apocalypse [20:42] FTFY [20:42] TheEvilPhoenix: Also that won't work. zombies generate plenty of heat. [20:42] just set it to shoot everything and everyone [20:42] ^ good point [20:43] position bait traps and setup turrets do to the work in a triangle. [20:43] the zombies won't attack that which is not human [20:43] therefore unmanned turrets are a safe bet. [20:43] you could also program them to not shoot you if you are wearing a RF emitter. [20:44] because it's in a triange, it could calculate your location based on an emitter and simple trig [20:44] moreover the trouble would be dealing with the dead bodies. [20:44] you would need to get some sort of trash compactor. [20:44] Trust me, i've thought it over. [20:45] anti-matter bombs are counter intuitive because the energy required to maintain the facilties and the technical component its astronomical [20:45] it would be a safer bet to just build a good old fasioned moat. [20:45] jeez. [20:46] A very deep moat in which is a very VERY high PH level [20:46] strong enough to kill a zombie [20:46] well...are we assuming zombies would die in deep water? i dont see why they would, so id assume simple water wouldnt stop them, only slow them. [20:46] combine that with a TON of hard core microorginisms to break it down [20:46] ahh [20:46] very strong acids/base's. [20:46] think about drinking DRAINO [20:46] :) [20:47] Anyway I have matters to attend to. do ponder it for some time though [20:47] but still, over time the PH levels would need constantly maintained [20:47] I have already decided a good point of defence. [20:47] GeekyAdam: the breakdown of dead zombies would emit toxins. [20:47] yes, that [20:47] also, it's not really viable to stick around and do this zombie killing thing. [20:48] much better time is spend on Endor, building tree villages. (zombies cannot climb) or the backwoods of montana or colorado [20:48] j/s [20:48] does anyone use KDE.orgs svn? it's freaking horrible [20:49] it cuts out constantly. [20:49] zombies do [20:49] climb? [20:50] just as effectivly as humans, (or less for that matter) so I don't see it as a problem. [20:50] zombies don't use KDE, they don't care about visually pleasing aspects [20:50] GeekyAdam: I don't use KDE either. [20:50] moreover I am not concerned with "visually pleasing aspects" [20:50] MutantTurkey: likewise [20:50] I develop the classic KDE series [20:51] KDE 3.5 series [20:51] before it was terrible... [20:51] so, what you do is create a "house on stilts" type infrastructure, with various "auto-zombie-killing" mechanisms and systems below [20:51] the stilts are strong, such as concrete pillars and "I-beams" [20:51] GeekyAdam: again, think about the biological waste that would build up [20:52] zombies aren't attracted to piles of dead zombies [20:52] yes yes, the moat+PH levels or another cleaning solution would be necessary [20:52] I am thinking much more of the "Trash Compactor" Scene, except without any weird monstors [20:52] like, the whole ground floor opens up once a day and all carcuses fall in, and are chewed up and incinerated [20:53] yes [20:53] again these facilities would need some power [20:53] yeah, thats your problem [20:53] so the zombies would fuel the generator [20:53] :) [20:53] solar wouldnt provide enough [20:53] ahhh [20:53] nice [20:53] zombies eat new laptops [20:53] jedijf: so excited..... :D :D :D [20:53] use them as bait [20:53] use GeekyAdam as bait. profit. [20:54] luckily I am a bird so I won't have to deal with thi [20:54] just the regular turkey migrating season [20:55] MutantTurkey: uncool. [20:56] :P [20:56] * GeekyAdam is off to Panera. [20:58] yumm [22:02] Still on about the zombies / sorry guys been fighting off a head ache all darn day. [22:03] haha [22:03] FIRST SIGN OF BEING INFECTED [22:15] YOU ARE A ZOMBIE!!! [22:15] * TheEvilPhoenix picks up the nearest phaser rifle [22:15] * TheEvilPhoenix vaporizes cythes [22:16] * cythes dies singing "DO what you want cuz I pirate is free!" [22:18] I feel so picked on... v.v *Cries 1's and 0's in the corner. [22:21] * TheEvilPhoenix goes back to shooting the horde of zombies that just appeared south of his bunker [22:22] * cythes is now a bubbling puddle on the ground each bubble that pops says a word "How could you!!!" [22:24] * TheEvilPhoenix reforms cythes using a molecular reconstruction device that also rewrites DNS [22:24] DNA* [22:24] I am whole again.... [22:25] just without the zombie dna :P [22:25] * TheEvilPhoenix goes back to manning the plasma gun turrets [22:25] DIE ZOMBIES! DIE!!!!!!!!! [22:28] Should write a book... A giant collaborative book. [22:34] about zombies? [22:34] :P [22:35] Jah [23:15] freaking out now [23:16] i need to learn how to type [23:19] my typing speed is 29 wpm. [23:21] need to get this home row thing down [23:21] my right hand is severely crippled in typing, while my left hand has learned perfectly [23:21] :| [23:25] powertyping.com is awesome! [23:32] getting this who jkl; thing down [23:32] A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats. [23:33] :| [23:33] turkey hunting boats? [23:34] my old typing class speed sentence...all letters of the alphabet [23:34] we used /typewriters/ [23:34] electric [23:35] The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs. [23:35] Five young explorers might have conquered the unknown jungles of Brazil. [23:35] * GeekyAdam is back from Panera, btw. [23:38] how did you find it? [23:38] ? [23:39] I mean, was it good [23:39] ? [23:39] gotta get that danged german grammer outta my head [23:40] it was magnifacent. you pick two combo with italian combo and broc+cheddar soup. same thing every time. lovelovelove.