[01:13] <MutantTurkey> english paper, a "how to paper"
[01:13] <MutantTurkey> with any topic allowed
[01:13] <MutantTurkey> "how to berate your 2nd grade substitute teacher"
[01:13] <MutantTurkey> I need your help #ubuntu-us-pa! what was your most evil bastardly plan?
[01:13] <MutantTurkey> thats you jedijf
[01:17] <ChinnoDog> hmm
[01:18] <ChinnoDog> MutantTurkey: Why would you want to berate your 2nd grade substitute teacher?
[01:19] <ChinnoDog> do 2nd graders even know what that word means?
[01:20] <MutantTurkey> SHHH
[01:20] <MutantTurkey> this is supposed to be a ironic thing
[01:21] <ChinnoDog> Do the 2nd graders learn what "berate" means in this how to paper?
[01:21] <rmg51> how to install Ubuntu and change to another desktop manager
[01:22] <MutantTurkey> rmg51: that is trivial I need to fill 1000 words
[01:22] <MutantTurkey> rmg51: also my professor is 75+ years old and doesnt have a cell phone
[01:22] <MutantTurkey> :/
[01:22] <ChinnoDog> How to use a cell phone.
[01:22] <MutantTurkey> really good guy though, I love his class.
[01:22] <MutantTurkey> "why to get a cell phone, the inside story"
[01:22] <MutantTurkey> I was thinking I should just go into PR or journalism.
[01:23] <MutantTurkey> I am a good writer.
[01:23] <rmg51> why I hate Unity ;-)
[01:23] <rmg51> or in your case how to hate Unity
[01:24] <MutantTurkey> why unity has killed any chance for the linux desktop to be succesful in real worl applications.
[01:24] <rmg51> and Gnome3
[01:24] <MutantTurkey> "why tablet devices are NOT the future for productivity"
[01:24] <ChinnoDog> I think we are straying from the how-to part of this paper.
[01:24] <MutantTurkey> "how 4g celphones have destroyed productivity in office spaces"
[01:24] <ChinnoDog> MutantTurkey: What other key skills could he use?
[01:24] <rmg51> how to survive Unity
[01:24] <rmg51> and Gnome3
[01:24] <MutantTurkey> pffft
[01:25] <rmg51> how to get out of writing a how to paper
[01:26] <ChinnoDog> I like that one
[01:26] <ChinnoDog> Step 1. come up with a redundant BS topic like "how to get out of writing a how to paper"
[01:26] <InHisName> nuthin' for loooong while then BAM lotta talkin' !!
[01:26] <MutantTurkey> yeah
[01:27] <MutantTurkey> he already said that
[01:28] <andrew> http://camelegg.com/product/N82E16822136284
[01:29] <rmg51> how to select a Republican candidate
[01:30] <MutantTurkey> :x
[01:30] <MutantTurkey>  how to vote independant and stop being brainwashed by corporate committees
[01:31] <MutantTurkey> :)
[01:32] <InHisName> How to STOP greedy corporate CEOs etc from raping and pillaging the world economies.
[01:32] <rmg51> how to figure out what andrew is talking about
[01:33] <InHisName> "hard drive price changes, tracked"
[01:35] <rmg51> how to figure out how to stop this sillyness and get some sleep
[01:35] <InHisName> rmg51: easy just stop reading your silly monitor and shut 'ur eyes.
[01:39] <MutantTurkey> how to write papers 12 hours before they are due - a life story.
[02:00] <ChinnoDog> MutantTurkey: I like that subject. You could be all dramatic abou tit.
[02:00] <ChinnoDog> about it
[02:05] <EvilResistance> lolololololol
[02:11] <waltman> It feels later than 9:11
[02:22] <sadin> ChinnoDog thats a dirty word for iRC :P
[02:23] <ChinnoDog> sadin: :-p
[03:32] <EvilResistance> anyone know of any PA-based apt repositories for Ubuntu?
[03:39] <waltman> Looking at the list of mirrors, I'd say "Carnegie Mellon Computer Club", and possibly "pair Networks" as well.
[03:39] <waltman> Why does it have to be in PA? Depending on where you are in PA, the ones in DC and NYC might well be physically closer.
[03:41] <EvilResistance> i'm almost certain PSU has a mirror
[03:41]  * EvilResistance is out in Harrisburg
[03:41] <EvilResistance> i'm just not certain if ithey have a mirror for Ubuntu
[03:41] <EvilResistance> i know they have one for Debian
[03:41] <EvilResistance> i was going to email their help desk (I'm a student at PSU) asking about that
[03:42] <EvilResistance> btw, what "list of mirrors" is this you speak of?
[03:42] <EvilResistance> waltman:  ^
[03:44] <waltman> The one I found when I googled for "ubuntu mirrors" :)
[03:44] <waltman> https://launchpad.net/ubuntu/+archivemirrors
[03:45] <waltman> Unless you've got a mirror in your local net, I don't really see why it would make any difference.
[07:10] <andrew> rmg51: hrm?
[07:10] <andrew> night all
[10:33] <JonathanD> morning.
[11:10] <rmg51> morning JonathanD
[11:14] <JonathanD> hey
[11:16] <rmg511> o/
[11:33] <waltman> Morning.
[13:00] <teddy-dbear> morning
[13:42] <ChinnoDog> hi ssweeny
[14:28] <InHisName> Good MONDAY morning to you all !
[14:46] <ChinnoDog> sup
[14:46] <ChinnoDog> hi lamalex
[18:55] <MobileTurkey> this wifi is making me cringe
[18:55] <MobileTurkey> almost making me consider it is my laptop
[20:36] <InHisName> my wifi seems to be working fine for me, then I'm not a turkey either.