[00:02] anyone got any opinions on this? http://www.boffer.co.uk/ [00:03] on the surface of it it doesn't look too bad for a £100 tablet o.O [00:05] resistive screen, it will drive hyou nuts [00:05] you* [00:05] ah [00:09] Processor: ZiiLABS ZMS-08 HD Media-Rich Applications Processor what? [00:09] Operating System: Android 2.1 fail [00:09] righto, fail it is then :P [00:10] Screen Resolution: 480 x 800 pixels Oh dear, my phone has more pixels than that [00:10] tbh I should be trying to get my laptop back off this company that's had it in for repair for the past 3 months -.- [00:10] still i suppose it's not bad for £100 [00:10] doesn't look great shopping around you can get a refurb nook color for £110 [00:10] and it's cm supported with better specs :D [00:11] tablets are a bit rubbish anyway [00:11] indeed [00:11] my netbook can be a tablet, if I ever see it again xD [00:15] tablets are fine, as long as you remember they aint PC's [00:16] "tablets are fine as long as you remember they don't really do anything useful" [00:17] "tablets are fine as long as you remember they are not PCs or netbooks or a kindle or a TV or a phone" [00:17] lol [00:17] they work ok as Kindles [00:18] they work OK as any of those things, except maybe the phone part [00:18] and the PC part === RhysMorgan is now known as Ababcus [07:35] morning all [07:39] \o AlanBell [08:03] morning [08:03] woo, time to leave [08:10] Morning [08:10] Morning. [08:12] So Reading now has a hackspace with a space \o/ [08:13] (even if the space is in Woodley) [08:16] Morning [08:21] Meauning [08:27] Morning all [08:39] aloha [08:41] * TheOpenSourcerer wonders if AlanBell is wake yet... [08:41] s/wale/awake === dgjones is now known as DJones [08:41] 07:35:43 < AlanBell> morning all [08:41] arggh [08:41] Thanks popey [08:41] np [08:41] That was before I had booted up :-) [08:42] * AlanBell returns with coffee [08:42] Made the first coffee/tea at 06:15 though :-( [08:42] Morning AlanBell [08:42] i was dreaming at 06:15 [08:42] Did you see my message last night about that little chilli I gave you? [08:42] * popey makes more coffee [08:43] coffee? heathen! [08:43] TheOpenSourcerer: I did, I will be very careful of it [08:43] I was a bit scared to begin wiht [08:43] * TheOpenSourcerer is already on 3rd cup [08:43] * MartijnVdS has very black tea [08:43] It was probably, the hottest one I have *ever* had. [08:46] what does it take to get a chilli measured? [08:46] a scoville scale? [08:47] a chromatograph? [08:47] exactly [08:47] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale [08:48] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-performance_liquid_chromatography "This article may be too technical for most readers to understand." :-) [08:48] hah [08:48] AlanBell: get one of these rigs and you are there! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hplc.JPG [08:49] I think perhaps I will stick to the Bombay Torpedos to add to my scrambled eggs :) [08:49] The Dorset Naga is claimed to be in this range (855,000–1,463,700) [08:49] i had scrambled egg this morning [08:49] with salmon [08:50] popey: Canonical pays well, then? [08:50] popey: Why did you ruin perfectly good eggs? [08:50] haha [08:50] it was discounted salmon in the co-op ☺ [08:50] made a sarnie for wifey and brekkie for me [08:50] salmon in eggs is nyommy [08:51] you can get scrambled eggs with salmon in the Popham Little Chef [08:52] The *Bangalore* Torpedo is probably in the 30 - 50,000 category ;-) [08:52] * AlanBell wonders if ☺☺☺☺ is a bug in the font [08:52] MY EYES [08:53] a bug? [08:54] popey: Ubuntu Mono + multiple adjacent smiley faces = merged smiley faces [08:54] the ☺ glyph is wider than the monospaced space it should be sat in [08:54] ah [08:54] i am on the mac atm [08:54] however I am not sure I want that bug fixed [08:54] will switch in 5 mins [08:58] aloha [09:06] it is because it falls back to another font [09:06] which is wider [09:06] afaik [09:07] →☺← [09:08] good point Laney, thanks [09:09] https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu-font-family/+bug/862401 [09:09] Ubuntu bug 862401 in Ubuntu Font Family "Mono: please add left/right arrows" [Wishlist,Confirmed] [09:18] ooh, nottingham happiness tonight [09:18] Anyone know a good "cisco engineer"? [09:19] for hire/rent? [09:19] TheOpenSourcerer: You mean someone with a CCNA? [09:19] * daubers used to be cisco qualified [09:19] AlanBell: you coming? [09:20] Laney: sadly not, bit far for me [09:20] :( [09:21] tonytiger: o/ [09:22] Anybody know where I can get printed mifare cards for a reasonable price? [09:23] anyone from the Southampton area here? [09:27] * popey points AlanBell at tonytiger [09:28] He's grrrrrrreat? [09:28] he is :) [09:28] This is true [09:29] * bigcalm tares himself away from uupc to make some coffee [09:29] Oh, good morning peeps :) [09:37] * BigRedS ponders making a packaging-related joke at bigcalm [09:37] good morning! [09:41] BigRedS: you've lost me already. Obviously I need that coffee that is still brewing [09:41] And hi :) [09:43] haha! G'morning! [09:43] Tare weight is the bit of net weight that is packaging [09:43] I think [09:43] contrived, perhaps. pedantic, definitely [09:44] Ah [09:45] I should open my calendar more often. Just noticed that my car's MOT expires at the end of the month :( [09:47] mine expires on saturday [09:47] might go sit in the MOT place with my laptop this afternoon [09:47] Oh. My insurance probably expires soon. [09:47] Last year I went to the bikelive show on this bike, and that's in a couple of weeks [09:48] BigRedS: I went to that last year! [09:48] BigRedS: Not going this year though :( [09:49] daubers: I'm still a maybe for this year [09:50] the only day I can go is the mondau, but technically I'm working until 6am that day... [09:50] man, sometimes aptitude can be quite dense [09:50] * AlanBell wonders if TheOpenSourcerer wants a nice tasty chicken [09:51] good morning everyone. [09:52] Is it dead? [09:53] TheOpenSourcerer: no, but it will be [09:53] AlanBell: We are away all this weekend. [09:54] "Youth Hostelling for 36 adults & kids" [09:54] nice [09:54] take them a chicken :) [09:54] Heh [09:54] hey kids, this is how you pluck a chicken [09:54] AlanBell: has it stopped pooping eggs? [09:55] bigcalm: it is a boy :( [09:55] Ah [09:55] boys are noisy and useless [09:55] HAH! [09:56] Now where have I heard that before??? [09:56] My mother says things like that :( [09:56] we often have boys vs girls at home [09:56] given there's 3 of each [09:56] Then she acquired stepdaughters and changed her mind :) [09:56] Me, Sam & Salem (cat) are the 'cool boys' and Clare, Sophie and Pringle (cat) are the 'smelly girls' [09:57] blimey asus transformer is only 434 quid with the keyboard [10:00] "*only* £434" Spoken like someone who is more used to paying overblown Apple prices ;-) [10:00] took me a few seconds to realise he wasn't talking about a power supply [10:01] !info udisks-deamon [10:01] Package udisks-deamon does not exist in natty [10:04] brobostigon: !info udisks-daemon ? [10:04] !info udisks-daemon [10:04] Package udisks-daemon does not exist in natty [10:04] oh [10:04] popey: are they available to buy yet? [10:04] AlanBell: which? [10:04] the transformer is, the newer 'transformer prime' isnt [10:05] ok [10:05] !info udisks [10:05] udisks (source: udisks): storage media interface. In component main, is optional. Version 1.0.2-4ubuntu2 (natty), package size 209 kB, installed size 1056 kB [10:05] I <3 my Transformer [10:05] Robots in disguise? [10:06] quite so MartijnVdS [10:07] Ebuyer have the Transformer for £419.93 [10:07] (Not the quad core) [10:07] ooooo [10:08] http://www.ebuyer.com/262116-asus-transformer-tf101-tablet-pc-tf101-1b028a [10:08] I paid 429 for my Transformer TF101 [10:08] @ PCW [10:10] what gives with the circles on keys? [10:11] what do you mean? [10:11] is anyone having issues with Wine in precise ? [10:11] on 1, 6 and up and down [10:11] they have circles on them [10:11] Tippity-top-tastic Thursday, everyone! ;) [10:11] Not a clue :) [10:11] http://image.ebuyer.com/UK/P600-0262116-02.jpg [10:12] Maybe its Google Plus ready :) [10:12] popey, the function key combined with one of those buttons does nothing different than their original function [10:12] (excluding pgup and pgdown ofc) [10:19] quassel! [10:19] * Laney joins in with the quiz [10:20] Nobody picked my obscure answer for the Dr. Who question [10:20] s390! mipsel! [10:25] oooo local shop has a transformer [10:26] this quiz amuses me [10:26] iain approves [10:26] what quiz? [10:27] on the uupc [10:27] oh :D [10:27] wondered what you were whittering on about then :D [10:27] gutsy gibbon [10:28] I'd given almost a full list for the Ubuntu codenames and had just forgotten Breezy :( [10:28] wish I'd had that question [10:28] do we have the full lists? [10:28] i would have said edgy [10:28] seeing what people said would be QI [10:28] I put edgy. [10:28] https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Releases [10:28] nein, the answers people gave [10:28] But then I put everything except Breezy. [10:28] oh [10:29] i bet intrepid wasnt a popular one people said [10:29] I definitely put down intrepid, for obvious reasons. [10:29] i remember it for its lovely t-shirt [10:31] i prefer the bird one [10:31] Hardy? [10:31] ya [10:31] i have a few of them [10:31] My girlfriend always wears the Hardy t-shirt :) [10:32] mine got shredded by the washing machine [10:32] Could've been dapper. [10:32] but then the missus repaired it by doing a fabric graft [10:32] (Did they do dapper t-shirts?) [10:32] which means it is now disturbingly tight [10:33] Laney, lol. It was disturbingly tight on me anyway. Like a swimsuit 8-) Hence girlfriend use [10:40] I could write a manpage on how to obliterate an IRC channel. Did everyone die? [10:40] 10:30 - Tea break [10:44] 10:45 Talk about junk break [10:51] close, 10:45 - nip out for a piss and a fag skive [10:53] directhex: I love how your blog feed is down for one of the feeds I've to watch! [10:53] at work [10:54] o_o [10:54] directhex: I work at h-online.com [10:54] your blog is under one of the feeds we watch [10:55] is it filed under 'epic mono troll' ? [10:55] Heh [10:55] i suspect that's from chats on twitter with codepope [10:55] popey: I'm shocked yours isnt [10:55] I may need to fix that [10:55] :p [10:56] i wouldn't bother [10:56] i dont blog interesting stuff tbh [10:56] that might change in the future [10:56] :D [11:00] indeed [11:00] so in todays feeds so far all I can see is linux mint bumping ubuntu off the top spot [11:01] and fedora 16 still [11:04] The WC is getting out of hand :) [11:04] yeah [11:05] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/8879705/The-voice-behind-Siri-breaks-his-silence.html found this one interesting [11:09] morning all czajkowski prod [11:09] identi.ca must be playing in the big leagues now! I've just had my first spam follower [11:10] * czajkowski kicks davmor2 [11:11] * davmor2 prods czajkowski repeatedly in the same spot [11:12] davmor2: look you did that last week and I had a brusise on my arm [11:12] though to be fair you really freaked some folks up by walking up to me and ppking my arm [11:12] very odd looks indeed [11:12] czajkowski: hehehe [11:13] czajkowski: I'd say you bruised me when you hit me with the noise you're knuckles made but errmmm you didn't sorry :) [11:26] charming [11:29] czajkowski: well you know these things happen [11:29] gord: you about dude? [11:29] * Dave2 raises an eyebrow. [12:31] Ubuntu LPIC Exam 199 - anyone know if it is still going or not? [13:14] AlanBell: now I'm working from home I'm thinking of looking for a wokspace outside home so I can get a day away from the house. interested in looking for one? [13:15] funnily enough I was going to suggest something of the kind, like the wolves crowd are doing [13:18] Bizarre. I also was pondering the same. [13:18] I couldn't work from home, 2meg broadband vs 44meg broadband. [13:18] I would actually quite like a proper "office" [13:19] TheOpenSourcerer: AlanBell popey http://coworkingspace.info/ [13:21] TheOpenSourcerer: AlanBell popey http://wiki.coworking.info/w/page/16583718/CoworkingSurrey [13:21] Ha - I know the first name on that list! [13:22] interesting [13:22] The Maltings has some (AIUI) low-cost rooms for this. [13:22] Roger Goscomb offered us use of some of their space in Frensham if we needed it... [13:25] are you guys in FSB? [13:25] No. [13:25] SCC though [13:26] FSB let you use Regus communal areas for nothing [13:26] Not quite what I had in mind. [13:26] yeah [13:27] useful for adhoc stuff [13:27] Then so is Starbuck ;-) [13:27] true [13:27] \s [13:27] free tea/coffee at Regus :D [13:27] unlike Starbucks [13:27] True [13:28] popey: I have suggested the workplace day davmor2 and I will be attended next week [13:29] Apart from myself, it appears to be mostly Canonical people anyway [13:29] bit far for us ☺ [13:29] Pfft :P [13:30] Only 150 miles [13:30] :D [13:30] haha [13:31] popey: shame on you where's your dedication dude 3 hours of train rides is a light commute for you dude ;) [13:31] who was it here who has a transformer? [13:31] kirrus: ? [13:31] ah, KrisDouglas [13:31] KrisDouglas: whats the first 3 digits of the serial number on yours? [13:32] popey, the transformer? [13:32] yes [13:32] not the keyboard, the device itself [13:32] sadly it's an unrootable B70 class [13:32] * kirrus waves hello, bye bye, and goes back to lurking [13:32] and how long ago did you get it [13:32] bummer [13:32] B60 is the rootable one isnt it? [13:32] B70KAS215707 [13:32] Some B70's are [13:33] you see mine is KAS21 [13:33] some of them (CAS14) use the old SBK to encrypt the bootloader [13:33] sorry nvflash, not bootloader [13:33] hmm [13:34] I am just past the bracket for a rootable one and I bought this about 3 months back [13:34] I would give a much loved body part for a rootable one :) [13:35] I will just patiently wait for them to leak the new SBK however. [13:36] I should start to take bets on snow and my flight home for xmas! [13:37] is anyone else having trouble with Wine 1.3 in either 11.10 or 12.04 ? [13:37] Whatever ships with 11.10 broke SQLyog for me :( [13:38] Might get around to pinning an old version [13:38] ubuntubhoy, It seems to be working well for me, better than the previous person to be honest. What problem are you experiencing? [13:40] czajkowski: just book the train and ferry and save the heart ache [13:52] Buffet restaurant lunches : an exercise in gluttony AND disappointment [13:54] I don't miss thursday at my last place of work [13:54] "Disappointing curry day" [13:54] It's Thursday? [13:54] Gah, I'm missing another day [13:54] It is. [13:54] KrisDouglas, cant get kindle to install, or previous install to start [13:55] popey: got a moment to test something for me please? :) [13:55] ya [13:56] Yay [14:03] ubuntubhoy, do you run any other apps under wine? [14:03] yay for 4 day weeks :) [14:04] if you don't we could try resetting the bottle [14:04] sorry about the delayed response [14:04] NP [14:04] no, nothing else [14:05] Righto, open winetricks [14:06] select use default prefix, and then delete all data and applications [14:06] then close and try re-installing [14:08] no joy - same result [14:10] let me try, one sec [14:11] I presume it has worked before, I'm sure i know someone else who uses it [14:11] yeah [14:12] iirc it wont work with the latest Kindle app [14:12] http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6297429/KindleForPC-installer.exe [14:12] thats an older one I have used a load of times before [14:12] ubuntubhoy: if it is that you just want to read your kindle books you can install chromium and the kindle web app and read it from the browser [14:12] Yeah, the installer doesn't even load from the one that's on the amazon website [14:13] davmor2, smart arse :) [14:13] davmor2, not keen on the web app [14:13] and cabalt is it, is a little cluttered [14:14] ubuntubhoy: No it's the official Amazon Kindle chrome application [14:14] yeah [14:15] not cabalt, calibre [14:15] nice app, but too cluttered [14:15] ubuntubhoy, I can't even get the installer you linked to load ;) [14:15] davmor2, using it on a touchscreen [14:15] ubuntubhoy, buy a kindle? :) [14:15] KrisDouglas, worse than me then [14:15] lol [14:16] Yeah, everything else works [14:16] K [14:16] cheers anyway [14:16] will see if I can find a wine 1.3 thats a little older somewhere [14:16] think its wine rather than Ubuntu [14:16] might be something I'm missing but i'm certain I have windows installer setup [14:17] if I had more time I would try running it from the command line and seeing what messages it was dumping [14:17] dont fret on it, was just checking if it was me or not [14:17] possibly, I am on the PPA latest version, so you and I may be experiencing similar issues [14:17] yeah, if your 1.3 you should be ppa [14:18] 1.2 is the standard repo version [14:18] but it wont work with 1.2 [14:18] that said its not working with 1.4 now either [14:18] 1.3* [15:00] I just read that Adobe are abandoning AIR for Linux so does this mean users won't be able to run Acroread any moer? [15:01] that is unrelated [15:01] It doesn't run on AIR? [15:05] not to my knowledge, but I could be wrong [15:05] thought it was just a native application [15:05] BBC iPlayer is an air thing [15:05] i agree with alanbell, acrobat doesnt use air on linux, [15:09] acroread is ancient [15:09] Does anyone actually use acroread on Linux though? [15:09] Yes, voluntary sector organisations [15:09] it's crucial for them [15:10] why? [15:10] all their funding applications have to be made on interactive pdf forms [15:10] evince effs them up [15:10] it's a deal breaker for them [15:10] ok, interesting [15:10] if they can't use acroread they'll have to stop using linux [15:10] have you reported it as a bug? [15:10] it's not a bug [15:10] is there a bug against evince for this? [15:10] yes it is [15:11] oh, sorry - evince lol [15:12] with examples would be helpful too... are the forms publicly available? [15:12] I installed acroread once on ubuntu and it is horrible and slow, so I use evince, never had any issue with it , but I don't come across interactive PDF files [15:12] they've always been a problem [15:13] they're unuseable [15:13] you can fill in a pdf and print it (sort of, though this isn't very good either) [15:13] but if you try to save them, they corrupt [15:13] https://bugzilla.gnome.org/show_bug.cgi?id=480668 [15:14] Gnome bug 480668 in PDF "save user input in pdf fillable forms" [Enhancement,Resolved: fixed] [15:14] and people running Windows can't open the file [15:14] I couldn't open it again on Ubuntu either [15:15] I just install acroread for them - as far as I know it runs on AIR [15:15] I use it myself for funding applications [15:15] either way, the current version of acroread will still work [15:15] don't know if they are ever going to release any updates to it [15:15] yes, but eventually it'll become incompatible with current systems [15:15] surely? [15:16] they said they're not going to develop it anymore [15:16] no, not really [15:16] so it'll stay in the partner repos? [15:16] don't see why not [15:17] might not go into new partner repos, but you should be able to grab the .deb file from the older ones if it doesn't [15:17] and file bugs against evince if there are forms it doesn't work with [15:18] ok, in debian sid, under non-free repo, acroread has no depend on adobe air. so can be installed and ran without adobe air. conclusive. [15:18] apparently americans also use it for their tax forms: https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/evince/+bug/518230 [15:18] Ubuntu bug 518230 in evince (Ubuntu) "Some PDF forms don't save entered information" [Undecided,Confirmed] [15:18] ah, that's a relief then [15:18] Troubles with vim syntax, I'm trying to sort a range of lines. I've marked a and b (and verified using :marks), and am using the command: ma,mbsort but I'm getting an error "E488 Trailing Characters". [15:19] Evince pretty much doesn't work with *any* forms - I can't file a bug every time lol [15:19] "Running the original pdf through either pdfopt or pdfedit's delinearize [15:19] function creates a form that can be correctly saved, at least in this [15:19] you don't need to [15:20] yeah but a bunch of VCS organisations aren't going to do that [15:20] no, but it is an interesting suggestion which indicates that the problem might be solveable [15:21] sounds to me like the source forms don't conform to the standard [15:21] yes, looks that way [15:21] but acrobat is incorrectly working fine with them [15:21] but you can't control what the US tax office - or UK funders - do with their forms [15:21] so evince needs to reproduce the bug in acrobat that make it work fine [15:21] it has to work with whatever messed up rubbish such agencies choose to foist on us [15:22] indeed [15:22] the bug is probably in the standard [15:22] either way, report bugs give them an example of a form that doesn't work [15:23] I think they'd want to kill me after a couple of weeks lol [15:23] very few forms *do* work [15:23] In fact, I never met any one form that did [15:23] * AlanBell has never come across any forms [15:23] i have [15:23] HMRC have some [15:23] i usually print them [15:24] My accountant copes with the tax, but she uses Windows [15:24] god popey - try filling in a funder form with a biro lol [15:24] I think I may have come across an HMRC form that I had to fill out on screen and then print and sign [15:24] they're 20 pages or worse [15:25] Funders send you massive, bureaucratic forms 20-40 pages long [15:25] when printed, they're about 3 inches thick [15:25] there was no saving of it and it seemed to work fine in evince, don't think I have ever saved a form [15:25] You have to fill in mountains of detailed crap [15:25] and then email the result [15:25] It usually takes several days to fill them in, and you need to save constantly or you lose your wwork [15:26] then you have to print two copies, email one and mail one, with one for your files [15:26] so you know what you said to them [15:26] When I'm forward buying foreign currency, the bank faxes a document to confirm, which I can then either fax or post back to them, or scan & email. Why don't they just email it to me in the first place [15:26] It's so complicated that if it doesn't save properly, you've lost days of work [15:27] At no point does anybody have to sign what they send through, I literaly just send exactly what they send me, back unchanged [15:27] I have the same problem with my bank, have to print it out, sign it, scan it, email it back === EgbertPopplewick is now known as Hornet [15:55] Fax to email :) [16:24] I think i have a virus, I keep killing ubuntu UK [16:25] Heh [16:26] Probably so many people were at UDS recently, they're still writing up their notes from then & deciding who's going to do what [16:30] i think i locked myself out :-( [16:30] boo [16:32] DJones, maybe. [16:32] Myrtti, of Ubuntu or your house? [16:32] I can probably solve the former but the latter is a touchy subject :) [16:32] my aoartment [16:32] oh. [16:33] well it's not all bad news, how much battery do you have remaining? [16:33] latter is a touchy subject for a Finnish Tarzan [16:34] enough to go to my sisters by bus, was going anyway but may have forgotten to pack my keys [16:35] among other things [16:35] well you don't have to commit suicide just yet if you still have battery [16:35] now is your chance to use the power of google to become a locksmith [16:36] haha no [16:36] two Abloy executive standard locks [16:36] cant pick them [16:37] Ill just return with a spare key, my sister has one [16:38] if I werent going to hers, I'd call the maintenance guys, they have a master key [16:39] also bill 30-60e for it [16:41] So glad I didn't bother adding 1-2 day shipping onto my Amazon order and went with the free 3-5 day option. Email from Amazon saying the item I ordered last night has just been shipped this afternoon [16:41] Must be a slow day for them [16:42] <3 amazon prime [16:42] I don't order enough to be able to make use of prime [16:43] gord: are you joining us for the work place day next week? [16:43] should do, weather permitting - if its freezing cold and pouring down, maybe not ;) [16:44] Ah, sweet [16:44] You can offset davmor2's crazyness ;) [16:44] I think mrevell is joining us as well [16:44] That's 4, any more? [16:44] * bigcalm pokes aquarius [16:45] bigcalm, I aim to. drussell may want to as well. [16:45] mrevell: yay. Though I'm not sure if I've seen drussell talk before [16:45] There are some other people knocking around our area from Canonical who I might prod. [16:46] Yeah, I'm feeling a little out of place not working for Canonical :P [16:46] * aquarius is poked [16:46] what about? [16:46] aquarius: work place day at the Lighthouse next Thursday [16:47] (17th) [16:47] ah, right. Don't know at the moment [16:47] Which isn't a flat out 'no', good enough for now :) [16:50] bigcalm: I'm not cra-tic-zy [16:51] davmor2: keep telling yourself that. Shall we call you Darling? [16:56] bigcalm: I'm more worried about you calling me darling :/ [17:00] is anyone going to the happy hour? [17:00] it's tonight right? [17:00] yes [17:01] Not in my location [17:01] popey: are you really "might be attending"? [17:01] isn't it a bit far from you? [17:01] 17:00:51 < ali1234> it's tonight right? [17:01] 17:00:56 < popey> yes [17:01] ☺ [17:01] He's a bugger for that [17:01] popey: yeah but... on the page it says you "might be attending" [17:02] oh i see [17:02] Best to check what popey is actually answering to :P [17:02] * popey fix0r3s that [17:02] that page is really hard to find btw [17:02] fix0r3d [17:02] yes, it is [17:03] well, i went loco.ubuntu.com -> click europe -> click uk -> click event [17:03] what page? [17:03] http://loco.ubuntu.com/events/ubuntu-uk/1373/detail/ [17:03] ta [17:03] i have to find it by going to the uuk mailing list and finding the post where it is linked [17:03] i tried to argue that it should be /teamname/eventname/ or /teamname/yy/mm/dd/event or something [17:03] if i go to the happy hour main page, it isn't linked [17:03] but the loco directory guys are somewhat resistant to removing those numbers in the middle [17:03] http://ubuntu-uk.org/happy-hour/ <- this one [17:04] that one is easy to find [17:04] but it doesn't link to the event pages [17:04] well thats silly [17:04] the ones above link right [17:04] the ones above? [17:04] mrevell: :oD hehe yeah I'm hoping to also... [17:04] the thing is if you google "ubuntu happy hour" you get that listing page i just linked, and you can't get from there to the individual event pages [17:05] fixed [17:05] also did you know that the "ubuntu-uk" in the event url is meaningless? only the number does anything, you can put any valid loco or possibly any string in place of "ubuntu-uk" and you still get the event, eg http://loco.ubuntu.com/events/balhbalh/1373/detail/ [17:06] haha [17:06] i found this because i was trying to find it starting at the 1277 (everyone knows 1277 right) by incrementing the number [17:06] thats probably why they dont want the url monkeyed with [17:06] and i got all other loco events [17:07] popey, did you ever experiment with software audio transcription for uupc? [17:07] so anyone from IRC going to this thing? or is it all mailing list people? [17:07] specifically: if you did, what did you use? :) [17:07] i am going [17:07] as is moodoo [17:08] k. i'll see you there then :) [17:10] i should find my uds badge so that i look cool [17:10] i should shave so i don't look like a hobo [17:11] aquarius: software to aid people doing transcriptions? [17:11] aquarius: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/PodcastTranscription [17:11] no. speech recognition software to *do* the transcription :) [17:12] no [17:13] cool, just wondered :) [17:18] Siri, transcribe the podcast for me [17:19] i had a chat with siri earlier [17:19] popey: And? [17:19] the way he says "okay" is quite odd [17:19] it kinda tails off [17:20] Okaaayy... [17:20] yeah [17:20] uh-kaaay [17:20] must be something 'merkin [17:22] * MartijnVdS runs off to see how his standard lap looks in the dark === MichealH is now known as MH0 [17:40] Hi [17:40] Can someone please guide me about http://iwatch.sourceforge.net/index.html [17:41] I have installed and its up and running in daemon mode [17:41] I have tested it by editing /etc/motd file [17:41] i did not get a email alert after editing it [17:41] Am i missing something [17:42] http://pastebin.ubuntu.com/734425/ [17:43] kaushal: can you send email from that machine? [17:45] bigcalm: yes === AndroBug is now known as DaveBugs [17:46] Evening [17:46] Anyone heading to the Nottingham Happy Hour tonight? [17:49] i suspect some are, yes ☺ [17:53] Popey: Does that include you now? :-) [17:53] nope [17:54] Woohoo! [17:54] I mean, too bad. [17:55] hah [17:55] * TheOpenSourcerer wants to go out for a beer this evening but it's Parent's evening at the school. :-( [17:56] ~emaker [17:56] #emaker [17:57] heh, i had my parents evening last night [17:58] All good? [17:58] My wife was out last night with her mates. [17:59] We are both out tomorrow - so no pub for me :-( [17:59] yeah, all good [18:00] tea time :-) [18:00] bbl === darael is now known as Darael [18:01] * bigcalm wonders where his Hayley is [18:03] bigcalm: stuck in traffic [18:03] [18:03] Buying you an early christmas present [18:03] [18:05] MartijnVdS: I'll go with the latter please [18:40] At The Roundhouse... Rather early. [18:40] i'm just setting off [18:41] testing irc works on my phone [18:45] heh [18:46] ali123456: it does \o/ [18:46] ali123456: see you in a bit [18:47] oauth can die in fire :( [18:48] shauno: what alternative do you propose [18:48] a thousand papercuts might be a suitable alternate death. fire seems simpler though [18:59] no I mean alternative to oauth [19:00] LOL [19:03] I'm trying to do a single-user command-line app to a web service. a simple shared secret would suffice [19:03] C'mon, it's 19:02... Where is everyone? [19:03] \o [19:07] It's not very Ubuntu-y here at the moment. [19:08] Just me and my beer. [19:08] * gordonjcp is about to go out for a drive [19:09] Beer [19:09] DaveBugs: you have great ideas [19:10] Yes, yes I do. [19:10] not for me right now [19:11] I rarely get any more entertaining than this, unfortunately [19:11] there's something about waking up at 4:30am which inflicts all the personality of a zombie :( [19:11] shauno: try beer. [19:11] that'd currently lead to a grape vs grain conflict [19:11] gordonjcp: anywhere fun? [19:11] Do zombies like beer? [19:12] shauno: ouch, you don't want that. [19:12] I have some beer my brothers made [19:12] \o/ [19:12] bigcalm: I hope so, because it's about all ireland has when The Day comes [19:12] bigcalm: They like that Welsh beverage, at least. [19:12] Why didn't I bring a USB cable :-( [19:13] MartijnVdS: by 'my brothers', I'm chosing to believe you keep a small commune of trappist monks imprisoned in your basement for this very purpose :) [19:14] shauno: You may choose to believe that :) [19:14] shauno: Except I don't have the basement [19:14] shauno: Bear in mind that he /would/ deny it. [19:14] interesting. I've never tried keeping monks anywhere else [19:14] Darael: I would? [19:15] Darael: I need my dungeons for other things [19:15] of course. a dutchman with belgian beer? the scandal would reach the tabloids [19:15] MartijnVdS: Most people would. They wouldn't want anyone stealing the monks. [19:15] That, too. [19:15] shauno: there's an official Trappist brewery near Tilburg in the Netherlands [19:15] heh, good save [19:16] shauno: they were in the news yesterday, they need to get more tanks because of increased demand [19:16] shauno: http://www.latrappe.nl [19:17] surely there's cheaper methods of crowd control. tanks seem a tad OTT for monks [19:17] shauno: it's _beer_ we're talking about [19:17] shauno: isn't that also what the London riots were about earlier?> [19:17] no idea, I didn't think to ask [19:18] mgdm: nah, just dropping off and picking up bits of junk [19:18] gordonjcp: ah [19:18] I haven't lived in the UK for a *long* time. ever since I discovered KFC were the only people willing to even offer me an interview [19:19] shauno: Why's that? [19:19] shauno: criminal record? [19:19] because I lived in a blackhole that was built around ironworks and shipbuilding. neither of which are exactly growth industries anymore [19:20] shauno: where do you live now? [19:20] a cardboard box? [19:20] currently, ireland [19:21] I tried the states but they're a bit .. I'm not sure of a polite way to describe it [19:21] A bit too much like the US? [19:21] :) [19:21] polarizing, I guess. it's either really works for you, or it really doesn't [19:23] Marmite. [19:23] *shudder* [19:23] \o/ [19:23] LOL [19:23] I have to say ireland's working out a charm, however. they're similar enough to $HOME to be comfortable, but different enough to be worth the move [19:23] Hehe [19:24] DaveBugs: that's a perfect analogy. the US is marmite. [19:24] i don't have a drivers licence, if i tried to live in the states i'd die of starvation within weeks. [19:24] gord: nah in big cities you don't need a car unless you live in the 'burbs [19:24] gord: I do have a driving licence, but if I tried to live in the states I'd die of boredom on their roads [19:24] I don't either. Cycling in michigan winters is a very peculiar skill [19:25] miles and miles and miles of perfectly straight road, with a 55mph speed limit, and cars that can't actually stop or go round corners and struggle to manage the speed limit anyway [19:25] * czajkowski hugs gord [19:25] I had a nice hire car at UDS [19:25] scared sladen a bit with it :D [19:25] you did indeed [19:25] does anyone know how to change the window font size in 11.10? gnome tweak tool doesnt seem to want to change that. [19:25] every other font it changes fine. [19:26] popey: one of those monster SUVs? [19:26] popey: sladen as in paul sladen? [19:26] I bought a 1974 mini. which was all very well, but I had to actively search for roads with enough corners to make it worth it. luckily michigan is blessed with a couple of coastlines [19:26] smittix: aye [19:26] heh went to school with him. [19:26] * MartijnVdS sticks to his Smart [19:26] * smittix has a Zafira [19:27] I need to decide whether I'm keeping or selling the Citroën [19:27] I want another mini here, but they've so many guards that I've a feeling I'll need a license this time [19:27] I haven't driven it this year [19:27] gord: Citroen what? [19:27] uhr [19:27] gordonjcp: [19:27] MartijnVdS: CX 22TRS [19:27] tab error :) [19:27] smittix: really, he's a really good guy [19:27] gordonjcp: ah oldie? [19:27] MartijnVdS: I've got an '81 CX Reflex stored in my mate's yard, too [19:27] gordonjcp: I have a '02 ForTwo [19:28] MartijnVdS: I have a Mercedes van for work, so I tend to not use the car so much [19:28] czajkowski: aye, nice bloke indeed. [19:28] MartijnVdS: don't know if you were at Oggcamp but that's what I went there in [19:28] gordonjcp: that sounds like the best way to do it. that way, you can get the silly impractical car that's actually fun [19:29] diesel for half the trip was, uh, sponsored by my fuel card [19:29] gordonjcp: I wasn't, but I'll try to be at a future Oggcamp if there is one [19:29] smittix: yes [19:29] I wanted a For Four, but them they stooped making them. [19:29] Stopped [19:30] I got a Chevy Impala I think it was [19:30] Someone is here!! [19:30] DaveBugs: they may have stooped as well ;) [19:30] DaveBugs: I quite liked the sound of the Brabus Smart Fortwo [19:30] \I/O [19:30] Bloody stockinette [19:30] DaveBugs: with the custom-made V6 engine made of two normal Smart engines welded together [19:30] Autocomplete [19:30] Gah [19:31] I drove the missus' chevvy for a while. absolutely terrifying [19:31] gordonjcp: scary [19:31] gordonjcp: one Smart engine in a Smart is scary enough already [19:31] Hehe [19:32] I've only driven on the interstate once. I've only fallen asleep on the interstate once. and I've only woken up on the interstate once. cruise control is *not* a feature, it's a WONTFIX. [19:32] MartijnVdS: ye [19:32] Surprised sladen doesn't lurk in here. [19:32] MartijnVdS: bet it sounds amazing [19:32] he does sometimes [19:33] gordonjcp: it's a normal "cheap end of the spectrum" model [19:33] Small world [19:33] right all you south of england people [19:33] gordonjcp: I'm always surprised at how large it is on the inside [19:33] Does he still have long hair? Haven't seen him in ages. [19:33] what would be the pros and cons of travelling to France via Folkestone or Dover? [19:34] smittix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxZplO4XPpE [19:34] gordonjcp: Felixstowe/Harwich <-> Hook of Holland [19:34] popey: LOL [19:34] MartijnVdS: that's less handy for going to Switzerland [19:34] He hasn't changed [19:35] gordonjcp: Though car + train + tunnel is cheaper (because you pay for the car, not for separate passengers, as on a boat) [19:35] ☺ [19:35] I really should try to see more of holland sometime. iceland is currently top of my hitlist tho [19:35] popey: what on earth was that? it set irssi's text entry to inverse video [19:35] shauno: it's a smiley face. you might need to fix your utf8s [19:36] bah [19:36] MartijnVdS: ah, good point, I was only looking at ferries [19:36] gordonjcp: also, you might need to adjust your headlights on this side of the water [19:36] tmux appears to be turning utf8 into breakfast cereal. everything else in the chain appears to be well-behaved [19:36] gordonjcp: (so we don't get blinded by them) [19:36] popey: ? [19:37] :) [19:37] tmux huh.. byobu is switching from GNU Screen to tmux [19:37] MartijnVdS: there's a button for that [19:37] gordonjcp: only for up/down, not for left/right [19:37] gordonjcp: at least on the cars I've seen [19:37] MartijnVdS: nope, it's got left-right too [19:37] gordonjcp: ooh shiny [19:38] MartijnVdS: it's a nice bit of design [19:38] tmux is actively maintained and has a much smaller memory footprint. past that, I bear no allegiances [19:38] MartijnVdS: I may be picking up an old VW T4, and I know I can get LHD headlamps for that quite cheaply [19:39] gordonjcp: I'm going to have to ask around on how it works on my Smart [19:40] amazon sent me an invitiation to a 'trial' of amazon prime, then don't let me sign up for it because I'm not in .co.uk. fail. [19:40] MartijnVdS: oh wow, the eurotunnel is like half the price [19:40] now I just need 500 quid's worth of diesel [19:40] gordonjcp: maybe it's cheaper in France? [19:41] oh, completely random. I had a job interview today. they specified linux experience. the complete extent of the linux-relevant questions, were "what does the kernel do" [19:41] fial [19:42] this made me a sad puppy. I like it when the interview is a challenge between my experience vs the interviewer's experience. not high-level dross [19:46] I really need to figure out when it's acceptable to ask the interviewer to stop pussy-footing around and raise the bar [19:46] Heh Kevin Mitnick has just emailed me and confirms he uses Ubuntu [19:47] how awesome is that. [19:48] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mghhLqu31cQ# [19:50] ^ for all you people who live on the internets === stefano_ is now known as stefano-palazzo [19:51] I don't .. dmanit .. I do, don't I [19:51] shauno: just click the link [19:52] I had to turn it off. It was spoiling my musics. [20:00] The guy on the bass looks like Sheldon out of Big Bang Theory [20:22] I might be wrong, but I could've sworn that a while back, I could do `apt-get install name-of-a-local-package-file.deb` and it would install the .deb file I pointed it at, but get it to resolve the dependencies using the normal way [20:23] Is this something that was ever possible? [20:23] no? [20:23] dpkg -i + apt-get -f install works for me most of the time [20:23] Hmmm. Maybe it's a yum thing :) [20:23] and there's gdebi [20:23] yay gdebi [20:24] popey: scary man === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [20:30] I've never used apt like that. apt doesn't install packages, it just finds them for dpkg [20:30] There is a package manager somewhere that can do that - I suspect it's either yum or perhaps up2date [20:32] autopackage [20:32] *runs* [20:32] yum I'm unfamiliar with; I haven't used RH since it came bundled with Unleashed books [20:34] or the other way around; I haven't touched an rpm-based system since debian 2.2r2 [20:36] Huzzah! [20:37] I like it how i can do yum install nautilus-* and it will install everything. can you do that with apt? [20:37] smittix: yes [20:38] same way? apt-get install nautilus-* [20:38] ? [20:38] yep [20:39] Note, selecting tortoisehg-nautilus for regex ‘nautilus-*’ [20:39] etc [20:45] smittix: I'm not sure I'd recommend blindly installing things - not all packages are awesome. [20:46] team meeting in 10 minutes or so [20:46] Oooh [20:46] DaveBug: Laney: are you in a pub? [20:46] That was good timing then [20:46] Also, evening :) [21:02] okies, everyone got beer/wine/coffee/tea ready for a meeting in #ubuntu-uk-meeting very shortly? [21:03] * bigcalm nips to the loo [21:32] anyone want to go to a happy hour in early December? [21:43] yes [21:43] \o/ [21:43] not the 3rd mind, as that's the freenode staff christmas do [21:43] also, sorry, i was scrolled up so i missed the topic change! [22:22] Christmas meal -> http://loco.ubuntu.com/events/ubuntu-uk/1409/detail/ [22:23] all alone :-( [22:23] not very festive [22:24] thats me [22:24] remember to take a mirror, just in case you get lonely [22:24] hoho [22:24] won't help, it is in total darkness [22:24] It sounds rather interesting [22:25] thats easy then, take a dinner party recording and join in [22:28] dans le noir? odd :/ [22:31] meals served by blind staff [22:31] don't wear anything you like... [22:31] AlanBell: I want to register for the event though I don't know at this point if Hayley can come or not [22:31] Should I put it down as 0 or 1 guest? [22:31] bigcalm: sure, you can change your number of guests so don't worry too much [22:32] daftykins: that's a little mean [22:32] I hope she can come, it will be fun! [22:32] That's what I'm thinking :D [22:32] daftykins: the blind staff won't have a problem, you will though [22:32] There we go [22:32] heh, it's like irc ... but in person [22:32] i still think it's odd ;D [22:32] AlanBell: :D [22:32] Haha [22:32] indeed, i can't get to London! [22:32] fail at the first hurdle [22:33] mattt: well normal wouldn't really be "us" would it! [22:33] AlanBell: freaks! [22:33] yay [22:35] AlanBell: so far it's just you and me. How romantic ;) [22:40] bigcalm: you all look the same in the dark :) [22:40] but do they feel the same ?? [22:40] mooooving on [22:41] HAHA [22:42] :P === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [22:44] most restaurants are practically pitch black already with the fashionable dim lighting ;) [22:45] one of our fave local pubs actually cranks the music up and the lights down at a set time of evening :S quite daft it is [22:45] there is quite a lot of difference between low light and no light [22:45] well yes but what i'm doing here is called making conversation branching from a topic, rather than being specifically to do with it [22:46] I find your expectation of social skills . . . disturbing [22:46] :) [22:47] not sure i follow [22:47] i found your comment rude so carried on ^_^ [22:47] christmas meal mail sent :) [22:48] no intention to be rude, sorry if I was [22:48] that's ok [22:54] * mattt gets his python on [22:54] AlanBell: It's the beginning of November and you've signed off your email with 'Happy Christmas'. I find this strangely disturbing [22:57] tweeted, and G+ed it [23:24] AlanBell: We /were/ in a pub... but I'm at home now [23:24] how did it go? [23:30] AlanBell: : what's your twitter? [23:32] @alanbell_libsol [23:34] was really hoping it was @alanbell :/ [23:35] sadly I didn't get there in time for that [23:45] * bigcalm engages sleep mode