[00:08] Why doesn't Ubuntu have Dolby Headphone support? I want to emulate 7.1 on my headphones on Linux, like I do on Windoze. [00:47] hey guys \o [01:11] anyone around to help me with my sound issues? [01:11] would be much appreciated if someone could advise me as to what I'm doing wrong [03:35] HazRPG: wutcha up to? [04:18] hii [04:18] someone can help me [04:19] ? [04:19] what is the difference between rw,fsid=0,insecure,no_subtree_check,asyn AND rw,no_root_squash,async [04:19] hmm not seen those parameters before [04:19] looked them up in "man mount" ? [04:20] i put them in /etc/export [04:20] this is the /etc/export http://pastebin.com/r2vxxbzN [04:20] this is the error http://pastebin.com/pgvrGWLe [04:20] oh right NFS [04:21] not used that before, might want to try #ubuntu for someone that might be awake :> [04:22] I try in #NFS but thay tell me "you need to do some more homework" [04:23] lol [04:24] nice people [04:24] he he.. [04:25] sorry i can't be of any help, gotta head to bed now [04:26] now you understand why Hans Reiser in jail.. [08:13] morning all [08:16] Morning :-) [08:18] * Myrtti prods popey [08:26] Morning all [08:45] morning all [08:46] hello all === Guest35752 is now known as gord [09:13] morning! Last Monday at work for over a month :D [09:16] danfish: lucky bugger! [09:18] * danfish has an intense loathing of Mondays [09:18] haters gonna hate [09:19] danfish: +1 then again i was working the weekend so not had a nice day in 3 [09:19] http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/haters-gonna-hate-7.jpg?w=500&h=375 [09:44] Morning all [09:44] Hola popey [09:45] popey: Morning [09:45] * popey waves to jpds [09:46] This reminds me of a UDS. [09:46] Good morning beauties [09:46] :D === georgios is now known as GiorgioShooter === ross is now known as Guest47021 [10:08] anyone here working towards a technical degree? [10:08] or has one ? === Guest47021 is now known as ghostwiz [10:16] aloha [10:17] morning czajkowski [10:18] ghostwiz_: what do u mean by techniacl degree? [10:25] like EE, CS [10:25] i have maths+CS [10:25] something to do with technology or engineering [10:25] Well to employer decided to employen [10:25] oops [10:26] Do employers decided if to employ you based on your grade [10:26] for example, someone who has a 61% 2.1 vs someone with a 75% 2.1 [10:26] ghostwiz_: some do, or at least ask for your award. [10:26] they're both 2.1 [10:26] Intel IBM Google all ask [10:26] experiences may differ wildly, but i've been involved in recruitment process for quite a few years and usually filter the 2:1 and above *from good unis* first [10:27] no they usually ask what award type [10:27] a 2:2 from a good uni may be better than a 2:1 or 1st from a crummy one [10:27] Right I see [10:27] no one cares about %age , just what the degree certificate says [10:27] 75% is a 1st [10:27] ghostwiz_, and nobody knows what actual score you got; you get a 2.1 or a first or whatever. I don't even know myself what scores I got. [10:28] oh right I see [10:28] 75% isn't a forst at my uni [10:28] haha [10:28] whut? [10:28] which uni? [10:28] UWE [10:28] i was top of my year with 75% [10:29] it's not mine either as we go by QCA/GPA so to get a 1:1 you need A!'s from 2nd year onwards till the final exam [10:31] 40% of my 2nd year went to the degree grade, which sucks a bit when you get to the summer of the final year and getting burned out :( [10:31] y first year doesn't count :( [10:31] then i got a job and never took a break..year out would've been nice :) [10:32] first year is for work, party and sleep. 2nd year you can only choose 2. [10:32] Buenos días a todos! [10:33] I hope I can get a job in the future [10:34] the economy doesn't look good [10:34] I am willing to travel anywhere [10:50] morning slackers [10:50] morning [10:50] :D [10:51] I look forward to wearing slacks [10:53] because frankly seeing you in tights would just be disturbing [11:02] morning all [11:03] czajkowski: prod, prod, prod, prod, prod, hello [11:03] Hi davmor2 [11:03] morning bigcalm was that your better half with you at sans le noir? [11:04] dans [11:04] No, Hayley had to stay at home [11:04] The 2 ladies in the party were @therealpopey and @christel [11:05] bigcalm: ah twas christel then [11:05] Aye [11:08] bigcalm: Were there any photo's from inside the restaurant, I wasn't expecting any because of the darkness and assuming that flash photography would be banned [11:09] No, no sources of light are allowed [11:09] I thought that would be the situation [11:10] DJones: no you might notice that you have fish and chips from the chippy next door else [11:11] The glowing starter was a hoot [11:13] davmor2: I've only ever had one meal in "darkness", that was on my honeymoon, romantic meal for two (there's a surprise) on a beach in mexico at about 9pm, sun had gone down, quite dark, only candles for lighting, I nearly threw up when the onion rings I was eating turned out be calamari [11:13] does it glow when it leaves the other end too? [11:13] TMI [11:13] popey: are you changing g+ profiles? [11:15] bigcalm: that was radioactive sushi from the recent nuclear power plant fallout right? [11:16] * DJones wonders what naturally occuring food colouring glows in the dark [11:16] Bioluminescent scallops iirc. AlanBell will remember more [11:17] DJones: a lot of sea things have natural bioluminescence [11:17] bigcalm: I will when a migration tool appears [11:17] DJones: there is also bioluminescent oil from certain fish that you can cook food in and it keeps the glow [11:18] popey: Sounds sensible. g+ was confusing me by suggesting I add people I already have added [11:18] bigcalm: davmor2: The only fish I eat is battered cod, I've never been a fan of seafood [11:18] :D [11:19] Well, in the dark you don't know what's on your plate [11:19] DJones: +1 [11:19] DJones: ditto that and fish finger [11:19] Some people had shark. Wish I'd had it now [11:19] "fish" finger [11:19] hmm [11:19] davmor2: As long as they're cod fish fingers [11:20] DJones: we are talking food not scut [11:20] Heh [11:22] I'm happy to have fish fingers as I have solders with my boiled eggs. It's just a name :) [11:23] it's strange that people eat sea creatures willingly that bear a similarity to bush-tucker if they lived on land [11:24] Keep an open mind to all yummy things :) [11:25] I'd agree with that, since I got married, I now eat brocolli and enjoy it :) [11:25] Hahaha [11:25] radical [11:26] mmmmm fish [11:26] vegeatables aren't really yummy, though are they? [11:26] some are [11:26] sweet potatoes [11:26] parsnips [11:26] oimon: They are with beef gravy on [11:26] and beef on the fork [11:27] Cabbage [11:27] sprouts! [11:27] mmmmm sprouts with bacon [11:27] Yummy spouts [11:27] All veg are yummy if prepared correctly. [11:27] except celery [11:27] and served with meat [11:27] celery is the work of the devil [11:27] celery is nice with turkey and dips [11:27] Celery with a bit of salt is lovely# [11:27] i could eat roast parsnips on their own [11:27] popey: sprouts are yummy if moved directly from the plate to the bin without passing the mouth [11:27] bleh [11:28] haha [11:28] consensus! We've heard of it! [11:28] :) [11:28] i could eat a giant bowl of sprouts forever, they are wonderful [11:28] I loves me some roast parsnips [11:28] ewww farty pants [11:31] One thing I love now is macaroni cheese, my wife does a home made one which tases amazing, all I'd had before was tinned and always smelt as though somebody had already eaten it [11:32] macaroni cheese cannot be bought or re-heated, it can only be made fresh at home [11:32] IMHO [11:32] and I consider myself a connoisseur ;) [11:33] bigcalm: sprouts actually become edible if fried up in bacon [11:33] then throw away the sprouts and eat the bacon [11:33] AlanBell: ooo, wonder if I can recommend this for the 25th [11:33] \o/ [11:33] AlanBell beat me to it! [11:33] Just mix some spouts and snails together [11:34] Snails are ok, if a little chewy [11:34] Snails as a food item are just _wrong_ [11:34] * chrisjrob agrees with DJones [11:35] nothing is forbidden. everything is permitted [11:35] * chrisjrob bans things that create slime as foodstuffs [11:37] directhex: +1 [11:37] Eat everything _once_. [11:37] _everything_? [11:38] And don't eat it a 2nd time once its been regurgitated :) [11:38] eat everything *twice*. it's too new to form a useful opinion the first time [11:38] My daughter will try just about anything [11:38] my Son wont [11:38] he will probably change tho [11:41] Hayley doesn't like olives and yet she will try one every few years to see if her taste has changed. It never does yet she keeps checking [11:42] bigcalm: heh [11:42] i didn't like olives till i used extra virgin olive oil [11:43] She'll happily let me cook with olive oil though [11:51] * mattt is hitting the monday morning brick wall [11:52] popey: did you ever decide on a player for Sophie (/me hopes he got the name right) [11:52] yes [11:52] ipod shuffle [11:52] popey: fair enough :) [11:54] do shuffles have screens nowadays? [11:54] or they are designed for joggers [11:56] I take my joggler out jogging [11:56] Morning all [11:56] Hullo :) [11:57] How goes it? [11:57] Swimmingly [11:57] kool and the gang [11:58] hm [11:58] who's next on the list... [12:00] Myrtti: Ah just put me in the naughty column and continue :) [12:03] how's things? [12:08] http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17521020/9-DWP-Social-Security-Benefits-Uprating.pdf might interest a few people, the proposed benefit rate changes, that were just published. [12:14] Just had a thought - would Unity benefit from a "summon window" method ; instead of switching to the workspace with a particular window, summon that window to the workspace you are looking at [12:15] That actually sounds like a kind of nifty feature for /any/ desktop with workspaces. [12:17] Personally, I think Compiz could use "move with window to specific workspace" bindings. It can do "move to specific workspace", and it can do "move one workspace up/down/left/right/next/prev with window", but it can't combine the two. [12:17] I'd like that because I tend to work on a 9x9 grid, with the workspaces mapped to ctl+alt+numpad. [12:20] adblock plus: “Allow non-intrusive advertising” option is enabled by default for all users but the ones using privacy filter lists [12:20] As of Adblock Plus 2.0b.3277 [12:21] Darael: 9x9? [12:21] o_O [12:21] gordonjcp: Um, I feel silly. 3x3 [12:21] I feel even sillier that I didn't catch it. [12:21] Darael: I thought that seemed a bit hardcore [12:22] Hey, seen what e16 was capable of? Something ridiculous like 2048 sets of 16x16 each, wasn't it? [12:22] Does anyone else have ultra slow usb transfer speeds in Ubuntu 11.10? [12:23] only when I'm using a USB1 hub [12:23] which shops sell miniatures (alcoholic)? [12:24] oimon: some "high end" off-licences, whisky shops [12:24] would supermarkets sell them individually? [12:24] they might do [12:25] John Lewis do [12:26] ok ta [12:26] maybe waitrose might then [12:26] yeah that's not a bad idea [13:03] asda do, I think [13:03] which I always found odd [13:03] tesco had some wines in relatively small bottles === BigRedS_1 is now known as BigRedS [13:38] Anyone here using nvidia binary drivers with oneiric? [13:40] yes [13:40] ^ Daviey [13:40] on my mbp [13:40] (which I hate) [13:40] popey: good stuff... Is nvidia biary still working with the latest kernel? [13:40] binary* [13:40] Linux mbp 3.0.0-14-generic #23-Ubuntu SMP Mon Nov 21 20:28:43 UTC 2011 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux [13:41] is that latest? [13:41] yah [13:41] or the same version i have broken nvidia binary. [13:42] I switched from EFI to BIOS mode, so I get nVidia binary 'goodness' [13:43] frack. [13:43] So it's just me. [13:46] Daviey: Nvidia hates you hate it back work for me, oh that and I moved to ATI ;) [13:47] hah [13:48] DJones: it was quite painful for us, having to place laptops and mobiles in the lockers before going inside! [13:49] christel: so no photos then? [13:49] * mattt jokes [13:49] quite :P [13:49] well, they had infrared cameras [13:50] so they could spy on bigcalm attempting to feel up AlanBell [13:50] :o [13:50] (pervs, the lot of them) [13:50] christel: i've just spat out my food thank you very much :p [13:50] "they" being the restaurant [13:50] MooDoo: haha i am sorry! [13:50] :D [13:51] christel: damn right. Maybe I should apply to be freenode staff [13:51] bigcalm: nah thay suck.....pardon the pub [13:51] pun [13:51] oh christel didn't see you there ;) [13:51] * MooDoo waits for the kick/ban :D [13:52] harr harr [13:53] I can vouch for christel and say that she is an angel and a delight to spend time with [13:53] christel: why would blind people want to stare at a screen they can't see when they can just stand next to the table and listen in? [13:53] haha [13:53] bigcalm: are you drunk? [13:54] well, the chef and the bar staff and the maitre'd's can see [13:54] also, our waiter ran away [13:54] oh my, what is going on now! [13:54] MooDoo: not right now, not. I did have a skin full after the meal though :D [13:54] so me, doctormo and bigcalm were sat there shouting for him for like 10 mins [13:54] attempting to order more drinks [13:54] GAU!!!!!!!!!! [13:55] christel: now I understand why he ran away :P [13:55] haha [13:55] I was exceedingly pleased that the pub we went to afterwards served ale in proper mugs [13:55] haha [13:56] bigcalm: Calling yourself a proper mug is a bit harsh [13:56] Haha [13:56] badumtisch [13:56] davmor2 is my favourite. [13:56] "in" not "to" :P [13:56] christel: davmor2 ? are you nuts? [13:56] MooDoo: quite possibly! [13:56] :d [13:56] christel: I think you meant to say instantrimshot.com [13:56] quite! [13:57] AlanBell: when can we come say hello to your chicks? [13:57] cough splutter [13:58] MooDoo: you should know everyone thinks I'm "special" just ask czajkowski [13:58] davmor2: czajkowski doesn't count as she's also special :D [13:59] * davmor2 can't wait for czajkowski to check the channel and read that :D [14:01] christel: At least they let you put everything in a locker and wasn't like a coat room, ticket number 45 goes missing [14:02] true! [14:02] i had to entrust bigcalm with my locker key mind as i had no pockets [14:03] davmor2: special, spelt "g o r g e o u s" :) [14:03] * AlanBell checks the chick calendar [14:03] Hehe [14:03] christel: Could of been worse it might of been an Alan [14:03] christel: the alternative was amusing [14:05] thursday or friday look good [14:05] darn! the boy child does childminder on a thursday and friday, however, i may grab him early on friday as we have a christmas do thing [14:05] christel: You have shattered all my illusions I thought bras had pockets [14:06] davmor2: they were both full(!) [14:06] davmor2: my wife says they do, especially when she goes out, stores lollipops [14:06] MooDoo: I was thinking more of the notes that disappear when women have no pocket visible [14:07] davmor2: no idea about that one :d [15:01] !info backup [15:01] Package backup does not exist in natty [15:02] !backup [15:02] There are many ways to back your system up. Here's a few: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/BackupYourSystem , https://help.ubuntu.com/community/DuplicityBackupHowto , https://wiki.ubuntu.com/HomeUserBackup , https://help.ubuntu.com/community/MondoMindi - See also !sbackup and !cloning [15:14] Hey all I am trying to add a tool tip to the column header of a column in a grid and cannot see how to do it, any suggestions? [15:15] We'll need a bit more context than that, HoaxKey - we have no idea what this grid is! [15:15] hahaha [15:15] i was just thinking the same [15:15] wrong chan i would guess [15:15] loooooooooool [15:15] failed to join extjs [15:15] cheers guys :D [15:15] :) [15:16] HoaxKey: that would do it [15:16] .u'i .ua *ahem* I mean, "heh, that explains that" [15:35] * davmor2 tickles MooDoo and czajkowski and runs away [15:37] czajkowski will get you.. you may run but you can't hide from her [15:37] davmor2: i'm bigger than you, pack it in [15:37] MooDoo: Nope :P [15:37] davmor2: oi christel get im ;) [15:38] i wonder how out-of-date my harvest chewee bars need to be before i stop eating them [15:38] over 3 months out of date already [15:38] christel: I'll stop when czajkowski is 100% then she might stand a chance of catching me :) [15:51] hehe [15:51] you won't have long to go! [15:52] davmor2: perhaps you can chase christel in the meantime? [15:53] i think he was running away, not chasing :o [15:53] christel: I'm pretty sure I safe as long as I can run faster :) [15:53] Afternoon guys. [15:54] ah! but she may secretly be an antelope! [15:54] MooDoo: why would I chase christel tickle maybe but not chase that's just wrong [15:54] davmor2: chase, rugby tackle to the floor, then tickle? [15:55] MooDoo: No that's just wrong, it'll end in tears and possibly yours for suggesting it [15:57] i can take the pain....just ask them in #likesalotofpainonfridays [15:59] MooDoo: so why do you keep complaining when you get the short end of the stick on Fridays E:TOOMUCHPAIN! [16:00] lol === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [16:04] tickles :( [16:05] christel: No don't tickle sad face he may become :) and then how do we do :('s then? [16:08] I opened a flapjack that had been in my car for 5 years recently. I didn't eat it. Smelled wrong. [16:08] My wife will throw food out the picosecond it goes "out of date" [16:09] awilkins: that is too late... [16:10] i do that :s [16:10] Tut [16:10] it drives gareth mad [16:10] We have this fantastic diagnostic chemical lab attached to our face, specifically tuned for detecting spoilt food, and no-one uses it [16:10] he'll cope [16:10] christel: good enough reason then ;) [16:10] haha [16:11] awilkins: I always sniff the milk (mostly out of habit). Even on the day of purchase [16:11] She threw out a bottle of worcestershire sauce once... I had specifically bought the largest bottle I could find, because it gets better with age [16:11] All that maturing time wasted :-( [16:12] Oh my :( [16:12] That's just wrong! [16:12] I'd had that sauce since uni [16:12] WS should have no date on it. Same way that wine doesn't [16:13] bigcalm: my gf looks at me strange when i open a new milk and give it a sniff [16:14] :) [16:14] Somebody from work bought some whisky the other week from waitrose, it'd been reduced to half price because it was near to its use by/sell by date..... Doesn't whisky mature the older it is [16:14] nothing beats sour milk first thing in the morning [16:14] Yes [16:14] In a cask, yes [16:14] DJones: not when its bottled [16:14] DJones: Alcohol only really matures in a cask. Once it's bottled, age makes little difference. [16:14] dogmatic69: you need help [16:14] The bottle life is basically infinite anyway [16:14] Well, long [16:15] We have whisky we bought on our honeymoon [16:15] My mum throws away mouldy bread [16:15] Even if there is just a little bit [16:15] So will I [16:15] only thing that will happen to spirits is the good parts (alcohol) evaporates [16:15] If there's one spot of blue mould on a loaf, the whole thing goes [16:15] I always buy the wine that's on the yellow label on the grounds that it's ready to drink now.. [16:15] jutnux: one tiny green spot and its in the bin [16:15] Thats hwat I'd have expected though with whisky, it doesn't exactly go off if its 6 months older than its date [16:15] I pick out a fair margin AROUND the green spot [16:16] The green patch is just the fruiting body, there are plenty of hyphae under the surface [16:16] There will be mould spoors in the rest of the bag. It has to go [16:16] Cheese is meant to be mouldy though :) [16:16] ITYM spores, bigcalm. Spoors are something altogether different. [16:16] i dont understand people that pay for and eat cheese that has gone off (blue cheese)... [16:17] Darael: it's possible but I don't care enough ;) [16:17] Spoor is poop (specifically poop you are using to track an animal) [16:17] Blue cheese is an acquired taste. I only acquire it after a few beers, a slap up dinner, and a large brandy. [16:18] On the occasion, was in a casino - casino restaurants are ace - really cheap because they want to reap your cash on the tables. [16:18] casinos are bad [16:18] i lose so much money whenever i go [16:18] Excellent salad, rump of lamp, dessert and a huge cheeseboard, £13 a head [16:19] I think I gambled the complimentary £5 chip they gave us with the package [16:19] I never used to like Soya milk, but I drank so much of it in the end I don't really notice. [16:19] lamb, not lamp [16:19] Stupid lactose intolerance, glad I can drink normal cows milk now though. [16:21] popey: ♥ [16:24] hmm? [16:25] * awilkins wonders if lactose intolerance is linked to geekiness ; had never considered it before watching Big Bang Theory [16:26] awilkins: Mine seemed to go away. [16:29] jutnux, People with secondary lactose intolerance can retrain their intestines to make lactase again [16:30] (some) [16:30] Oh. Sweet! It has left me with some other things though. [16:32] Hello. [16:33] hello s-fox how the devil are you? [16:33] Breathing. You? [16:33] s-fox: barely that [16:33] lo [16:34] s-fox: so what's up with ya? [16:35] MooDoo, It is december. lol [16:35] s-fox: not your cup of tea? [16:35] Everyone has to pretend to be happy. Its depressing. ;) [16:35] s-fox: so don't pretend ;) [16:36] s-fox: :p [16:37] bugrit [16:38] +1 gord [16:38]